The Unluckiest Man In Germany

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  • Опубліковано 6 чер 2024
  • Harry Kane is undoubtedly cursed. It's not official.
    Bayern Munich look set to have their worst season in 12 years and Bayer Leverkusen continue to shock the world. How?
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    Transcript and sources: footballiconic.com
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    00:00 - Introduction
    01:14 - Bayern Munich and Harry Kane are out of luck
    07:36 - Xabi Alonso and Bayer Leverkusen are insane
    Background music:
    @pinkxo (Prod Pink)
    Producer: Tinashe Chipako
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  • @ac14cmpunk25
    @ac14cmpunk25 2 місяці тому +1812

    The Nagelsmann sacking in favor of Tuchel was one of the dumbest decisions of any Club ever

    • @phartbay327
      @phartbay327 2 місяці тому +82

      100% facts! It's crazy to me how some people are still arguing about this

    • @abhayglal
      @abhayglal 2 місяці тому +96

      I was totally against the Nagelsmann firing, but it wasn’t out of nowhere. He wasn’t getting along with the players or management. Regardless of performance, anyone who’s worked any job knows that if you’re on a bad footing with your colleagues, the quality of work doesn’t matter anymore.

    • @wokeaf1337
      @wokeaf1337 2 місяці тому +61

      No, hiring Oliver Kahn as the CEO was dummer, everything went south with him, he sacked Nagelsmann for Tuchel.

    • @heijimikata7181
      @heijimikata7181 2 місяці тому +51

      Sacking Mourinho before a final was, at least, equally stupid.

    • @ac14cmpunk25
      @ac14cmpunk25 2 місяці тому +15

      @@abhayglal yeah it wasn't but they got worse with the Man they hired
      They would have beaten Dortmund and win the title that year with Nagelsmann anyway. They could have sacked him after the Season. The Tuchel hiring made no difference and it hurt the Club in the long run

  • @archibaldnhlangano6575
    @archibaldnhlangano6575 2 місяці тому +1109

    Coman's streak couldn't overcome Kane's curse

    • @vijeykumar7429
      @vijeykumar7429 2 місяці тому +80

      Unstoppable force meets the immovable object and... The immovable object won!😅

    • @mananghildiyal2675
      @mananghildiyal2675 2 місяці тому +15

      he can still win the euros

    • @chinmaybapat6774
      @chinmaybapat6774 2 місяці тому +15

      ​@@mananghildiyal2675 Really? 😂😂

    • @Pingwinho
      @Pingwinho 2 місяці тому +8

      Even if Coman loses this year, he'll still have exactly 1 league title for each year of his career.

    • @Sawsan6429
      @Sawsan6429 2 місяці тому +13

      Well, this might mean that France will win the Euros this year. It would be Coman's first year without a league title but a national trophy instead 😂

  • @Reaper_ginger
    @Reaper_ginger 2 місяці тому +355

    Honestly the most Harry Kane thing to happen now would be to get injured before the Euros and then England goes on to win the thing without him

    • @peacechan4500
      @peacechan4500 2 місяці тому +52

      Oh. If that happens it's just genuinely sad

    • @hoze1235
      @hoze1235 2 місяці тому +71

      His forefathers pissed off a wizard

    • @kotominekirei1706
      @kotominekirei1706 2 місяці тому +8

      nah if that happens thats fking depressing honestly

    • @kragaliciuos9476
      @kragaliciuos9476 2 місяці тому +22

      England wont win anything with Southgate

    • @vishalveer51
      @vishalveer51 2 місяці тому +3

      My shoe will win the euro before england does stop hyping a dirt team called england

  • @bored_grape
    @bored_grape 2 місяці тому +501

    There are only 3 certain things in life:
    Death,
    Taxes,
    Patrik Schick scoring after the 90th minute.

    • @melvinlee2628
      @melvinlee2628 2 місяці тому +33

      at the rate things are going, you might wanna add a 4th.. harry's allergy to silverware

    • @MonTube2006
      @MonTube2006 2 місяці тому

      🥱

    • @masnun1217
      @masnun1217 2 місяці тому

      darwin nunez too

    • @bored_grape
      @bored_grape 2 місяці тому +3

      @@masnun1217 look at you, a liverpool fan forcing himself into a conversation

    • @mikeog2617
      @mikeog2617 2 місяці тому

      And kane not winning a title lol

  • @michaelfraser1073
    @michaelfraser1073 2 місяці тому +339

    It's legit hilarious that the club who can now permanently end Kane's chance of a trophy in his debut season at Bayern is Arsenal.

    • @morpheusoneiros7704
      @morpheusoneiros7704 2 місяці тому +18

      or man city

    • @harshanand9329
      @harshanand9329 2 місяці тому

      or Real Madrid. There is zero chance, Bayern could even stand up to either of Man City OR MADRID@@morpheusoneiros7704

    • @garyanderton
      @garyanderton 2 місяці тому +50

      Or that the club that are winning the Bundesliga are the German equivalent of Spurs. Neverkusen no more

    • @Shyne282
      @Shyne282 2 місяці тому +1

      How ? They are not in the final its still a long way to go after the quarter finals and its only getting tougher

    • @jonnamechange6854
      @jonnamechange6854 2 місяці тому

      @@Shyne282 he said the club (of Kane's nightmares) who can end his chance is Arsenal
      Not, the *only* club that can is Arsenal

  • @justanormal_virgin2892
    @justanormal_virgin2892 2 місяці тому +905

    not even ballack was this unlucky 💀

    • @explosiveboner3494
      @explosiveboner3494 2 місяці тому +110

      Bro, even Ballack won the league with a now not even in the top flight club. Kane is simply the unluckiest player ever.

    • @TirakyneTripleA
      @TirakyneTripleA 2 місяці тому +104

      And bro was even wearing number 13 in his career and despite the Neverkusen moment and 2008 Chelsea, at least he has major trophies to his name 💀
      RIP to his son though 🕊

    • @FootballIconic
      @FootballIconic  2 місяці тому +94

      All things considered, it’s so wild

    • @CasClips129
      @CasClips129 2 місяці тому +2

      Erm...he was. 😂 I still think Kane will win something tbh.

    • @wokeaf1337
      @wokeaf1337 2 місяці тому +29

      @@explosiveboner3494 Dude Ballack finished second in the league, in the cup, in the CL and at world cup all in the same year of 2002 🤣🤣🤣
      Ballack is known as Mr.2 forever(One Piece)

  • @fredchacha3355
    @fredchacha3355 2 місяці тому +399

    Get this man to 300k, then and maybe then will Kane win a trophy.

    • @FootballIconic
      @FootballIconic  2 місяці тому +72

      Can't hurt to try 🤷‍♂️

    • @princem5155
      @princem5155 2 місяці тому +13

      Given how strong Kane’s curse is… this might mean the channel won’t hit 300k😢 Sorry wangu

    • @eugenebelford9087
      @eugenebelford9087 2 місяці тому

      He's playing for Bayern!!! Who'd want them to lift a trophy??? We have famous songs in Germany about Bayern ... none of them are admirations. Bayern dominating the German league is like Celtic dominating the Premier League. 😏

    • @lexkanyima2195
      @lexkanyima2195 2 місяці тому

      ​@@FootballIconicso it wasn't the curse of the Spurs.

    • @ayaanfly20
      @ayaanfly20 Місяць тому +1

      he reached 300k but kanes curse is very strong

  • @deconstructor3582
    @deconstructor3582 2 місяці тому +29

    A reminder: Bayern BOUGHT Nagelsman for a prize that was THE BIGGEST IN HISTORY amd sacked him when he was doing good in League, country cup amd Champions League.😂

  • @pixelpluto2017
    @pixelpluto2017 2 місяці тому +88

    "Thomas Tuchel, sad" is probably the best description of Bayern Munich this season.

  • @tehsensei
    @tehsensei 2 місяці тому +70

    Xabi Alonso over here playing manager career mode irl lmao.

    • @Shyne282
      @Shyne282 2 місяці тому +1

      So true same as Arteta tbh.But its Xabis first season and what he has done is nothing short of incredible transformed a whole club in such a short time and will win the trophies as well

    • @karpenvel
      @karpenvel 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Shyne282 It's not the first season dude maybe the second or third one I guess

    • @Q-hv2cb
      @Q-hv2cb 2 місяці тому

      ​@@karpenvelwarmup phase doesn't count

    • @bihansiceklone
      @bihansiceklone Місяць тому

      ​@@karpenvelthis is his first full season

  • @kyriakos02
    @kyriakos02 2 місяці тому +185

    So Kingsley Coman has his first season without a trophy... Interesting

    • @dhirajkh5444
      @dhirajkh5444 2 місяці тому +52

      Euros are coming ,france are big favourites. They can win but kane is winning nothing😂😂

    • @vincebiro
      @vincebiro 2 місяці тому +1

      @@dhirajkh5444 after that Euro 2020 r16 game, i would never ever think that a team who was good in the WC are favourites.

    • @tsepopheko
      @tsepopheko 2 місяці тому

      So you don't give Bayern a chance in the UCL?

    • @justhuy7960
      @justhuy7960 2 місяці тому +2

      @@tsepopheko Chance is slim bro, like Tinashe said even if they pass Arsenal, they still face either Man City or Real Madrid, both of them are the most likely winner of the champions league this season

    • @Nasty_Willz
      @Nasty_Willz 2 місяці тому +1

      Context!

  • @manlikeme3648
    @manlikeme3648 2 місяці тому +94

    My guy delivering again
    Bless your work bro

    • @FootballIconic
      @FootballIconic  2 місяці тому +8

      Thanks! We’re back to regular posting now 🙌🏾

    • @lexkanyima2195
      @lexkanyima2195 2 місяці тому

      ​@@FootballIconiccan you make a video about Belgium ?

  • @motivation55577
    @motivation55577 2 місяці тому +94

    as a chelsea fan, i feel really bad for kane, he's such a good striker and never managed to win anything and is at his 30's

    • @dashmagic6211
      @dashmagic6211 2 місяці тому +1

      He should go back to Spurs asap

    • @-Expert-Everything-
      @-Expert-Everything- 2 місяці тому +1

      Not sure what being a Chelsea fan had to do with it

    • @darkdraconis
      @darkdraconis 2 місяці тому +3

      ​@@dashmagic6211hahaha sure

    • @samwilliams0901
      @samwilliams0901 2 місяці тому +2

      Flat track bully who has failed everytime his teammates needed him the most. But at least he's a nice guy so the media pretend it was never his fault :)

    • @darkdraconis
      @darkdraconis 2 місяці тому

      @@samwilliams0901 bully? How do you come to that conclusion?
      "pretend it was never his fault" that's because he scores a metric fton

  • @John17489
    @John17489 2 місяці тому +12

    Harry Kane could go to PSG and Lille would end up winning the league

  • @chrisfraser5088
    @chrisfraser5088 2 місяці тому +51

    I cannot even imagine what’s going on inside Harry Kane’s head right now 😂

    • @Ghajahha
      @Ghajahha 2 місяці тому +3

      Well it’s looks empty

    • @SPQSpartacus
      @SPQSpartacus 2 місяці тому +4

      Most likely winning the Champions League and/or the Euros. Both hard but not impossible.

  • @cklambo
    @cklambo 2 місяці тому +49

    Regret not putting a bet down for kane not winning a trophy this season. I should have believed in the curse.

    • @blobber51
      @blobber51 2 місяці тому +24

      I remember reading a comment somewhere at the beginning of the season and it said something like "imagine if he doesn't win the season with bayern".

    • @luketalkme
      @luketalkme 2 місяці тому +4

      ​@@blobber51 especially when spurs were top of the league at the start of the season

  • @RaulEdu33
    @RaulEdu33 2 місяці тому +29

    You can get the man out of Tottenham, but you can't get the Tottenham out of the man.😅

  • @tobznoobs
    @tobznoobs 2 місяці тому +5

    secondkusen, the spurs of germany, the club that chokes right at the end, cannot even overcome harry kane's curse.

  • @mathiasjameson9574
    @mathiasjameson9574 2 місяці тому +68

    Feel bad for the man, and sad for my team because never again in my lifetime I’ll see an 11 years streak of winning the bundesliga, but it has to happen and I’m glad that Leverkusen are the ones winning it. Well deserved.
    Now hopefully we keep our talent and finally get a good coach. And get rid of the egos

    • @ChonkyChonker
      @ChonkyChonker 2 місяці тому +4

      get a good coach😂as if tuchel is not a good coach you are clearly delusional

    • @mathiasjameson9574
      @mathiasjameson9574 2 місяці тому +9

      @@ChonkyChonker Well Tuchel is leaving, he’s gone. So we do need a good coach.
      And I haven’t said anything about Tuchel, but he hasn’t been at his best with Bayern. Wish him all the best.
      No need to call anyone delusional this is a friendly channel

    • @alexhall9715
      @alexhall9715 2 місяці тому +2

      @@ChonkyChonkerdude… the man is such an overrated manager. He had one amazing run at Chelsea and PSG, then the same things started happening. It’s delusional to think the man isn’t the problem at Bayern right now. He took a great team and turned them into a shell of themselves

    • @samwilliams0901
      @samwilliams0901 2 місяці тому +2

      Let's find as many excuses as possible for Kane. You'll be blaming the length of the grass next.

  • @johnnygray8160
    @johnnygray8160 2 місяці тому +2

    Thanks Tinashe! I really enjoyed the video

  • @EliasRoy
    @EliasRoy 2 місяці тому +15

    Harry Kane, for the love of God go visit a witch doctor at this point 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @leoniemittendorfer5427
    @leoniemittendorfer5427 2 місяці тому +3

    Really enjoyed your video 🙌🏻

  • @ParkourSkillsUnity
    @ParkourSkillsUnity 2 місяці тому +3

    Loving the content. Keep it up 🙏

  • @Drakewyrm
    @Drakewyrm 2 місяці тому +8

    5:28 "they don't know how to deal with farts counters" 😂

  • @VoltronKnight
    @VoltronKnight 2 місяці тому +61

    Curse is so strong, even I believe it 💀

  • @cameronferguson7145
    @cameronferguson7145 2 місяці тому +9

    The petty Arsenal fan in me is laughing and gleefully rubbing my hands together watching Granit Xhaka once again smiting Harry Kane. But that's not a pleasant way to be! It's just awesome to see Leverkusen riding high on uniquely suitable tactics for their motley assortment of "when did he get THAT good?" talent. They're playing as though to say "What IS history even?" and marching to a future when they are immortalized as club legends. Meanwhile, back to that petty Arsenal fan, oh man oh man are we catching Bayern at the right time for us and the wrong time for them! In terms of narratives and demon-slaying, our season and Leverkusen's could be tied in destiny as defined by beating Bayern Munich. And I think that's beautiful. Cheers, T! Your vids are just wonderful, and this one delivered big.

  • @KevinColt
    @KevinColt 2 місяці тому +6

    The unluckiest man on the planet not just Germany lol
    Its like he doesnt wanna win trophies

  • @wokeaf1337
    @wokeaf1337 2 місяці тому +19

    That stare KEKW
    ...but Bayern was on a falling branch before he joined Bundesliga.

  • @bullbandit2799
    @bullbandit2799 2 місяці тому +3

    One of my favorite channels on YT.

  • @TheOnlyTaps
    @TheOnlyTaps 2 місяці тому +1

    Fantastic watch as always bro! This is actually one of the most hilarious storylines of this season 😂. Coz people aren't gonna add all the context when it comes to bantering him lol. Will be interesting to see tho if Bayern can somehow conjure something up in the UCL.

  • @sourishsaha8067
    @sourishsaha8067 2 місяці тому +36

    after Benfica curse here we have another official curse---Harry Kane curse

    • @c_beno3416
      @c_beno3416 2 місяці тому +6

      Harry Kane to Benfica to end all curses then

    • @spaceexploration-Don
      @spaceexploration-Don Місяць тому

      Why what happened to Benfica?

    • @sourishsaha8067
      @sourishsaha8067 Місяць тому

      @@spaceexploration-Don just google benfica curse

  • @DreamBeanOfYoutub100
    @DreamBeanOfYoutub100 2 місяці тому +1

    I was waiting for this video xD

  • @bluebluds13
    @bluebluds13 2 місяці тому +76

    "Bayer Neverlusen" 💀

  • @albuxtoni
    @albuxtoni 2 місяці тому +2

    When the 33rd degree masons came knocking Kane said, "erm, yeah, no, erm I don't fink so." Since then he hasn't been allowed too much success.

  • @kriszack8374
    @kriszack8374 2 місяці тому +6

    I love watching your videos! Keep up the good work buddy!

  • @pandaman1331
    @pandaman1331 2 місяці тому +8

    Let's be real, he has a contract till summer 2027. He is basically quarenteed to win the league at least once during that period. Though it sure is funny that he doesn't win anything this season.

  • @Theo-xf3fi
    @Theo-xf3fi 2 місяці тому +1

    Great video

  • @sanholo9494
    @sanholo9494 2 місяці тому +14

    The only one u can blame for what is going on at Bayern are the Players. The 2 German games proved this. So many Players that are in the starting 11 in Bayern and guaranteed nominated for the national team weren't nominated or on the pitch, and we played so much better against France and the Netherlands then with the Bayern Players in the 2 years before that. Coincidence ? I don't think so

    • @jeanjacquesrousseau1955
      @jeanjacquesrousseau1955 2 місяці тому

      Yeah Musiala is 100% dope though. :D

    • @Michael_De_Santa-Unofficial
      @Michael_De_Santa-Unofficial 2 місяці тому

      The Board and Tuchel are also part of the problem. Thinking that the platers are the only problems at the club is pathetic.

    • @jeanjacquesrousseau1955
      @jeanjacquesrousseau1955 2 місяці тому

      @@Michael_De_Santa-Unofficial Yeah I agree about the board for sure, Tuchel maybe.
      Im not sure what to think about Tuchel dude seems a bit overrated to me. He is a good coach for sure he stabilized Mainz, did a good job at Dortmund and PSG but not outstanding. Im a dortmund Fan. We played some good football with Tuchel but not outstanding.
      He won the champions league with Chelsea for sure but he mostly took over the team from lampard and won the 2 most important match ups. Not like Klopp for example who took over a struggling dortmund and Liverpool and turned both of them in a couple of years into cup winning beasts haha.
      However I hope Tuchel will find a new club to stay for a longer time to finally proper develop something.

    • @lexkanyima2195
      @lexkanyima2195 2 місяці тому

      ​@@jeanjacquesrousseau1955so why he has bad luck of not getting players he could fit ?

    • @r3zaful
      @r3zaful Місяць тому

      ​@@lexkanyima2195tuchel is pragmatic gegenpress

  • @zibbidy
    @zibbidy 2 місяці тому

    I love your videos!

  • @ezraezra2928
    @ezraezra2928 2 місяці тому +7

    5:50 "13 points off the top, and even only 3 and 7 points ahead of Stuttgart and Dortmund."
    There is a big chance Bayern Munich will finish outside Top 2 for the first time since what happened in 2010/11, if Stuttgart and Dortmund maintained a good run again.
    I guess, it will be similar to Real Madrid in 2003/04 season. They somehow finished 4th at the end of the season after being top of the table in La Liga by the end of February, losing the very last 5 games, at that time.

  • @TheSt1092
    @TheSt1092 2 місяці тому +77

    Normal service in Germany will likely be resumed next year.

    • @FootballIconic
      @FootballIconic  2 місяці тому +20

      Yeah, most likely haha

    • @derrickkinya
      @derrickkinya 2 місяці тому +7

      ​@@FootballIconic😂😂😂so we should enjoy this moment while we still can😂😂😂

    • @Darilon12
      @Darilon12 2 місяці тому +27

      Alonso staying and Bayern still being unstable doesn't indicate this.

    • @FuckTheNewAliasSystem
      @FuckTheNewAliasSystem 2 місяці тому

      Alonso will stay and Bayern needs a major rebuild. I cant see them being back on full force for atleast 2 years.

    • @KarlTiti
      @KarlTiti 2 місяці тому

      ​@@Darilon12It'll depend on how much "hunger for more" is left and how much players will leave.

  • @cebokhumalo602
    @cebokhumalo602 2 місяці тому +2

    The universe literally created one of the best team ever seen in German outta nowhere to keep Harry Kane trophy-less.
    I havr no idea which deity Harry pissed off, but he really needs to apologise

  • @athan1281
    @athan1281 2 місяці тому +8

    The sad thing for Kane is that because his value the timing, Bayern was his only option.

    • @hellohi1445
      @hellohi1445 Місяць тому

      Nah he had Bayern or Madrid. But Madrid weren’t willing to negotiate with levy cause they found his difficult to negotiate with 😂
      But Bayern desperately needed him. And it shows this season.

    • @athan1281
      @athan1281 Місяць тому

      @@hellohi1445 sooo he didnt have madrid

  • @davidcarr2013
    @davidcarr2013 2 місяці тому +13

    every time i think to myself "football iconic hasnt uploaded in a while", i see this guy upload a video. What a legend, he can read my mind.

  • @flankspeed
    @flankspeed 2 місяці тому +7

    Surely - SURELY - Bayer are going to break that Neverkusen tag....
    Surely.
    There, I've jinxed it.

  • @user-mc7zn8th8p
    @user-mc7zn8th8p 2 місяці тому +26

    as a Gunner, I follow Bayer Leverkusen mainly because of Xhaka. Leverkusen just need 3 more wins, and Bundesliga title will be theirs. Happy for Xhaka.

    • @Definitely_Melnyx
      @Definitely_Melnyx 2 місяці тому +3

      Funnily enough I as Leverkusen fan follow Arsenal because of Havertz.

    • @adib1321
      @adib1321 2 місяці тому

      @@Definitely_Melnyxnice I follow for declan rice

  • @timothytumusiime2903
    @timothytumusiime2903 2 місяці тому +3

    Tuchel has never been so honest in his self assessment 😅
    This is not the first time he has said....guys, we are actually shit, i have no comforting words. This started before he was confirmed sacked

  • @5thdawg917
    @5thdawg917 2 місяці тому +3

    They've just lost again 3-2 to some team beginning with the letter H 😂😂😂.

    • @TheKingOf2024
      @TheKingOf2024 Місяць тому

      Heidenheim, the perfect club for Harry Maguire

  • @David-wy3dt
    @David-wy3dt 2 місяці тому +3

    Marco Reus & Harry Kane, unluckiest and most loyal footballers (staying 10+ years at tottenham is exceptional)

  • @iamdc21
    @iamdc21 2 місяці тому +21

    same situation as ronaldo with juve, team declining and in transition

    • @Mac10Demarco
      @Mac10Demarco 2 місяці тому +3

      This Bayern team, on paper, is more than good enough to be in the title until the very last match day. They’re also good enough to have a decent shot at Champions League. They’re also financially healthy.
      Juves issue is they made some dumb financial decisions. Getting CR7 was foolish in hindsight but Covid hit and match day revenue would’ve balanced things out. Getting Higuain for 90 million when he only had a couple decent seasons left in him was dumber. Love Higuain but he’s a known choker in big games compared to CR7. Juve haven’t entirely recovered from that and their bigger transfers haven’t entirely delivered. Getting top 4 is looking unsure but Juve HAVE to get top 4 if they wanna rebuild. We’re also pretty desperate financially to get at least into the final of Coppa Italia in order to qualify for the Supercoppa for an extra maybe 3-5 million if we win.
      Sorry for the long explanation, just wanted to clarify. But both boards have made dumb decisions, they do have that in common.

    • @iamdc21
      @iamdc21 2 місяці тому

      @@Mac10Demarco true, i would also say that the free transfers also didnt pan out the way juve wanted them to be

    • @Mac10Demarco
      @Mac10Demarco 2 місяці тому

      @@iamdc21 yeah free transfers sound good in theory but for Juve and Serie A in general 6-7 million salaries aren’t that cheap compared to what La Liga and EPL pay. We’d like to get Jorginho next season and I think he’s a great player and still has something to offer but historically as you said, free transfers haven’t quite worked out too well for us.

    • @iamdc21
      @iamdc21 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Mac10Demarco good luck with the season man ☺

    • @theone7778
      @theone7778 2 місяці тому +2

      Juve was way older and way worse in quality then Bayern is now, a good manager with the same players on Bayern and they are ucl contenders.

  • @user-pu2ro4ov7j
    @user-pu2ro4ov7j 2 місяці тому +2

    Munich have downed tools like a child "what?! This is our league! Stop winning games levekusen!"

  • @YeeSoest
    @YeeSoest 2 місяці тому +1

    As a Dortmund supporter, this feels really good. Distance makes the heart grow fonder - same with beating Bayern or them not winning anything. When THAT happens, it's good times all around 😅

  • @FabianSish
    @FabianSish 2 місяці тому +5

    Mercury in the microwave genuinely got me 😂

  • @mojazzz284
    @mojazzz284 2 місяці тому +2

    No worries. Even without trophy Kane still has his PRIDE armband 😂😂😂

  • @DupoLio18
    @DupoLio18 2 місяці тому +2

    My Favourite Mr Tinashe.
    Can you also do Kaizer Chiefs being Cursed 😢

  • @matriquess
    @matriquess 2 місяці тому +1

    You could make a video talking about Adriano (emperor of Inter) history, would be amazing and can connect to what's been happening with Richarlison in some ways

  • @bhagirathpriyavrat821
    @bhagirathpriyavrat821 2 місяці тому +1

    The beat thing is the fact that bayern are going to lose to probably the most cursed team in the top 5 leagues, Kane's curse was so bad it ended up overcoming neverkusan curse.

  • @Whoami691
    @Whoami691 2 місяці тому +6

    The law of averages has some power lifting to do with Kane....

  • @dronesclubhighjinks
    @dronesclubhighjinks 2 місяці тому +5

    So a team with “Bayer” in the name will top the Bundesliga table …
    I’ve missed your videos. Welcome back!

  • @cows543
    @cows543 2 місяці тому +1

    I think something else that’s very funny about Harry Kane being this cursed is that, if he had stayed with Tottenham I think they really could’ve threatened the premier league title this year

  • @-Expert-Everything-
    @-Expert-Everything- 2 місяці тому +1

    The first curse was being an Arsenal fan as a kid but becoming Tottenham's greatest ever goalscorer.

  • @pathetic1062
    @pathetic1062 2 місяці тому +2

    At this point. I genuinely feel sad for this man.

  • @raoufrays8339
    @raoufrays8339 2 місяці тому +3

    It's Wild for sure

  • @OmarAli-mh2jm
    @OmarAli-mh2jm 2 місяці тому +12

    The Kane curse is real

  • @LehRockz
    @LehRockz 2 місяці тому +1

    and their numbers are very good. 27 games, 31 goals and 7 assists.
    this curse is surreal

  • @slyarsenal
    @slyarsenal 2 місяці тому +1

    Kane couldn't win a trophy raffle even if he bought all the tickets.

  • @c.b.8193
    @c.b.8193 2 місяці тому +2

    5:28 thanks for prewritten Subtitles but I wouldnt be sure how to deal with those kinda counters either xD

  • @janermaher
    @janermaher 2 місяці тому +1

    It's going to be hilarious when Stanišić comes back into the Bayern dressing room with a bundesliga winners medal next season and Harry Kane is still trophyless

  • @lowersaxon
    @lowersaxon 2 місяці тому +1

    Kane of course had no idea, but he joined a cursed team.

  • @johnbircham4984
    @johnbircham4984 2 місяці тому +1

    Where did you get that photo of Newcastle united's trophy cabinet?

  • @xissoxdb
    @xissoxdb 2 місяці тому +2

    He came to Bayern at their weakest point in years tbh. Bayerns subscription to the championship is over. it even would have been over last season if Dortmund hadn't performed so poorly

  • @YusufEbr
    @YusufEbr 2 місяці тому +1

    It's a stretch to call him the unluckiest man. He earns well, he scores goals, creates goals. It's really not his fault.

  • @IceKumaX13
    @IceKumaX13 2 місяці тому +1

    Funniest part of this season is that Harry Kane has been scoring more than he did last season but cuz Leverkusen has been exceptional and Bayern have been awful by their high standards Kane will go another season without a trophy. Tuchel really has fallen off and I worry he won't get another chance at a top team for awhile. All that to say kudos to Xabi Alonso and Leverkusen yall really have fought for this Bundesliga title.

  • @anathimafulo6747
    @anathimafulo6747 2 місяці тому +2

    still waiting for the "longer" Inter Milan video you mentioned on the Liverpool/United video.

  • @tryh2ard50
    @tryh2ard50 2 місяці тому +2

    That poor poor man

  • @kimbuoy1
    @kimbuoy1 2 місяці тому +1

    And here I was...being told by tactical geniuses on Twitter that Thomas Tuchel is a tactical genius that wouldn't lose winnable games and tournaments.
    Huh!

  • @MrBenraf
    @MrBenraf 2 місяці тому +1

    It's a season to forget... except the Harry Kane records and goals

  • @samwilliams0901
    @samwilliams0901 2 місяці тому +1

    Scoring in finals usually helps players break their curse.

  • @poppyharlow4448
    @poppyharlow4448 2 місяці тому +1

    It doesn't help that the dressing room is like American and Russian relations after WWII, you've got Kimmich, De Ligt, Davies (and allegedly Musiala) wanting out for various different reasons, players in key positions are ageing and past their prime, Tuchel's tactics just don't work and he's gone on record saying it's because his players suck and it isn't because he's made some awful tactical choices (this Bayern team isn't anywhere near Robbery but it should still be good enough to wipe the floor with any German team not named Bayer Leverkusen, Borussia Dortmund or RB Leipzig). Seeing as Xabi isn't leaving Leverkusen next season, and there hasn't been too much interest for quite a few Leverkusen players (not yet anyway), added to the fact that they may feel incentivized to stay on next season if they win the league this season, Bayern probably isn't winning the league next season either, unless they go crazy in the transfer window and buy a new defense. Either way, transitional Bayern will be interesting to watch.

  • @Deku20235
    @Deku20235 2 місяці тому +1

    I think nowadays we take promising managers to quickly away from their first job. They need at least 2/3 years experience before leaving. Arteta is just a freak of nature though.

  • @abhishekghosh3754
    @abhishekghosh3754 2 місяці тому

    When's the Inter Milan video coming man??? waiting eagerly..

  • @dennisgodman9732
    @dennisgodman9732 2 місяці тому +5

    This season will end super cruel for them, losing in the UCL final on penalties.

    • @EliasRoy
      @EliasRoy 2 місяці тому +2

      Whom? Atletico Madrid? PSG?

    • @ezraezra2928
      @ezraezra2928 2 місяці тому +2

      And the final will be played at Wembley. Sounds like this place is not an lucky one for Harry Kane. 3 years earlier, England lost to Italy on penalties.

    • @brunaciompi1717
      @brunaciompi1717 Місяць тому

      I could see that happening

  • @wassimakram4143
    @wassimakram4143 2 місяці тому +2

    lotta great title races then their is psg benching the best player in the world during their biggest match and still clear of 12 pts off the top lol

  • @visanion1361
    @visanion1361 2 місяці тому +3

    Kane is literally breaking records.....its not his fault.....hes one of the few world class players that exist and you can count them on youe hands man.....hell win something there. No question....

    • @Thomas-ow4wc
      @Thomas-ow4wc 2 місяці тому

      Nope

    • @visanion1361
      @visanion1361 2 місяці тому

      @@Thomas-ow4wc mwhahahaha!!!:))) hater.....im an Arsenal fan but i think Kane with all the spursy DNA is a world class striker.....

  • @LeeRenthlei
    @LeeRenthlei 2 місяці тому +34

    Tuchel is lucky that people only talked about Kane being cursed. One of the most overrated managers in the world right now.

    • @gletscherminze9372
      @gletscherminze9372 2 місяці тому +13

      Not really. In Germany he gets discussed pretty much every day.

    • @tclturbo2456
      @tclturbo2456 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@gletscherminze9372as a mediocre manager

    • @dannyboywhaa3146
      @dannyboywhaa3146 2 місяці тому +1

      He did a brilliant job at Chelsea under every trying circumstances - he was very well liked by the English public too! Shameful, the way they treated him. But yeah... it’s falling apart at Bayern - the Kane curse... 😳

  • @Chip_in
    @Chip_in 2 місяці тому

    Kane being spursy at Bayern Munich...his curse can never be broken 🤣⛳

  • @TJay338
    @TJay338 2 місяці тому

    Where did you watch the games?

  • @korganrocks3995
    @korganrocks3995 2 місяці тому +3

    It's the history of the Tottenham... 😄

  • @bunnymwas566
    @bunnymwas566 2 місяці тому

    How will this Bayern fair against Arsenal....can't wait to see.

  • @JayTechZM
    @JayTechZM 29 днів тому +2

    Oh man....

  • @miguelhernandez-um7sw
    @miguelhernandez-um7sw 2 місяці тому

    You need to react to your “how good was the 2020/21 season” video!

  • @rickwong9049
    @rickwong9049 29 днів тому +3

    Yep...

  • @Che1seabluesdrogba11
    @Che1seabluesdrogba11 2 місяці тому +1

    Im shambles as a Chelsea fan.. well its been almost 2 years years many of our former players foing good elsewhere 😭😭

  • @TK_Brainslug
    @TK_Brainslug 2 місяці тому +1

    Well at least Kane will most likely win the goal scorer trophy.
    You could already see last season that Leverkusen under Alonso was cooking something. Normally Bayern buys the best player from other clubs who threatens its leadership position but not this season they went international with their squad additions. Bayern is really under-performing and way to thin squad-wise. Great video as usual

  • @nahodaa3162
    @nahodaa3162 2 місяці тому

    I am in tears for Harry 😢

  • @allainangcao28
    @allainangcao28 2 місяці тому

    Kane is so unlucky, he is the type of guy to go to PSG and PSG just implodes...

  • @dwikyanang
    @dwikyanang 2 місяці тому +1

    he had to soak in seven different oases to get rid of bad luck 😂

  • @Oll1000
    @Oll1000 Місяць тому

    Leverkusen fans should send Kane flowers for being their MVP.

  • @David-sc7hx
    @David-sc7hx 2 місяці тому

    Your videos are far too good to only have 300k subs

  • @JayVee1H
    @JayVee1H 2 місяці тому

    I would not consider him the most unluckiest man in Germany when I have this amount of money to spend.