The Final Clinton vs. Trump Debate: The Daily Show

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  • In the final presidential debate of 2016, Donald Trump denies being a "puppet" for Vladimir Putin, and Hillary Clinton tries to discredit WikiLeaks revelations.
    Watch full episodes of The Daily Show now -- no login required: www.cc.com/show...
    The Daily Show with Trevor Noah airs weeknights at 11/10c on Comedy Central.

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  • @mohammedhussain4907
    @mohammedhussain4907 8 років тому +2184

    "That's why he's always trying to stick his hand up them."
    Somewhere far away, in a distant galaxy, Jon Stewart wipes a tear whispering: "I'm proud of you Trevor"

    • @LinkinPark4ever79
      @LinkinPark4ever79 8 років тому +61

      Man, that burn was so on point

    • @TheBrianJ
      @TheBrianJ 8 років тому +59

      It's amazing to see how perfect in the role Trevor Noah is now, compared to when he first started as host and you could tell he was nervous and still trying to find his voice.

    • @JoelYancey
      @JoelYancey 8 років тому +4

      I had exactly the same thought when I heard that!

    • @roryokane5907
      @roryokane5907 8 років тому +32

      Jon Stewart da real Obi-Wan-Kenobi.

    • @LinkinPark4ever79
      @LinkinPark4ever79 8 років тому +31

      TheBrianJ He started out great, and now he's even better
      "I never imagined that I would have two things, an indoor toilet, and a job as host of The Daily Show. And now I have both. And I'm comfortable with one of them" 😂

  • @MsGrapeNehi
    @MsGrapeNehi 8 років тому +1879

    "To be fair, Trump thinks all women are puppets. That's why he's always trying to stick his hand up them."
    Did anyone else go "OOOHHHHH!!" out loud at that?

    • @emeraldkat2167
      @emeraldkat2167 8 років тому +34

      Yeah and at 1 am and sitting on my back porch, I may have woken a couple neighbors... oops! haha!

    • @vetonrecica5558
      @vetonrecica5558 8 років тому +3

      What-If Machine I did.

    • @kimdanielthorkildsen7659
      @kimdanielthorkildsen7659 8 років тому +31

      I almost chocked on my drink when I heard it

    • @tylerjhunter
      @tylerjhunter 8 років тому +4

      You mean like the entire audience? Did you watch the clip?

    • @alexmaninga5447
      @alexmaninga5447 8 років тому +13

      I definitely did! Trevor is a savage.

  • @iamdokTrin
    @iamdokTrin 8 років тому +94

    "You're the puppet! No, YOU'RE the puppet!...Truthfully Donald Trump thinks all women are puppets and that's why he's always trying to stick his hand up them."
    *just fell off my chair and my side's hurting from laughing*

  • @Shady_Fungus
    @Shady_Fungus 8 років тому +766

    Calling it now. If Trump becomes president he's gonna run for god next. The man thinks he can do no wrong.

    • @edwinplayer
      @edwinplayer 8 років тому +60

      he's gonna ask god for his/her/its birth certificate.

    • @sweetjaysus4507
      @sweetjaysus4507 8 років тому +9

      i think tumblr would like thank you for not assuming god's gender

    • @ChernobyLime
      @ChernobyLime 8 років тому +1

      "Calling it now. When Trump becomes president he's gonna run for god next. The man thinks he can do no wrong."
      FTFY

    • @grizzTX
      @grizzTX 8 років тому +6

      ChernobyLime uh, no

    • @crazycutz8072
      @crazycutz8072 8 років тому

      run for God og Good.. ? :D

  • @supershinigami1
    @supershinigami1 8 років тому +900

    She destroyed him so much at that debate stage. There's no way he can recover from that.

    • @youthought5488
      @youthought5488 8 років тому +43

      says who?

    • @supershinigami1
      @supershinigami1 8 років тому +53

      When it touches the wrong hole common sense

    • @TeamHeroTv
      @TeamHeroTv 8 років тому +18

      lol paid Hillary bot, trump wins... next 3 days "hillary hillary hillary".... oh hillary won. Its stupid propaganda

    • @peterj.rosario5310
      @peterj.rosario5310 8 років тому +43

      anyone with a functional brain

    • @youthought5488
      @youthought5488 8 років тому +10

      supershinigami1 joke went over your head

  • @elimartin3982
    @elimartin3982 4 роки тому +51

    Wow, that comment about him not excepting the election results really didn’t age well

    • @guguy00
      @guguy00 2 роки тому +3

      Actually, it aged perfectly. I mean, he literally revealed his disdane for the democratic process if he didn't win (and somehow he won the election), so it aged incredibly well.

  • @SeansPiano
    @SeansPiano 8 років тому +949

    1000 views in 5 minutes? This video is RIGGED!!!

    • @soapy_squidie
      @soapy_squidie 8 років тому +23

      Sean's Piano your comment is RIGGED! lol

    • @tygk4741
      @tygk4741 8 років тому +3

      Sean's Piano, I like your videos.

    • @teamvalor2018
      @teamvalor2018 8 років тому

      YJ very creative...

    • @davemathewsrocks
      @davemathewsrocks 8 років тому

      LOL

    • @orimahn3523
      @orimahn3523 8 років тому

      Sean's Piano is rigged, the black keys are missing. Jokes.

  • @Taxrenn93
    @Taxrenn93 8 років тому +1564

    Oh my God I just noticed what Hillary did throughout these debates. In the first she wore red, in the second she wore blue, and in the third she wore white. A bit on the nose, don't you think, Hillary?

    • @genessab
      @genessab 8 років тому +154

      Taxrenn93 I liked it, they were all pretty dresses and the flag metaphor is on point :p

    • @tonfiselier1818
      @tonfiselier1818 8 років тому +37

      Taxrenn93 Well spotted. Trump did the same thing with his ties (second debate blue with white stripes).

    • @maurice4348
      @maurice4348 8 років тому +129

      if you only just noticed now it wasnt that on the nose was it?

    • @andrewowens92
      @andrewowens92 8 років тому +4

      Taxrenn93, also no flag pin in all the debates

    • @chrish1857
      @chrish1857 8 років тому +26

      Taxrenn93 The same colors as...Russia's flag

  • @AmeeliaK
    @AmeeliaK 7 років тому +438

    I start to understand why Jon Stewart chose Trevor Noah to replace him. He's getting better and better.

    • @oldchicken2
      @oldchicken2 7 років тому +2

      Ameelia K still not very good though

    • @ranaosman1393
      @ranaosman1393 7 років тому +22

      Running on Empty Neither was Jon during his first few years

    • @Violinist265
      @Violinist265 5 років тому +2

      Good choice 💖👏🏻👍🏻

    • @baswdc2165
      @baswdc2165 4 роки тому +4

      @@garyark1291 I'm sorry, you watch the Daily Show to learn? I don't think you're watching the show for the right reasons.

    • @AlexDeLarge1
      @AlexDeLarge1 4 роки тому +1

      Gary Ark
      I wouldn’t expect John Oliver to be as funny, since his comedy comes more from pointing out the absolute absurdity and bizarre contradictions in our political system, and other countries’ political systems. John Oliver is great if you like laughing at the existential fact that we are fucked.

  • @Muk1R1
    @Muk1R1 8 років тому +1201

    This just in : The bathrooms in Trump towers will hence forth be renamed - #Nastywoman" and #Badhombres

    • @TheJeweledBird
      @TheJeweledBird 8 років тому +5

      Lol!

    • @seeamerica1
      @seeamerica1 8 років тому +38

      Breaking news: In retaliation for Trump's anti-media remarks, the media has secretly programmed all of the Trump toilet bowls to make a sniffling sound after flushing

    • @flaggerify
      @flaggerify 8 років тому +7

      You stole that from George Takei. :-P

    • @cachetona4794
      @cachetona4794 8 років тому +4

      IM CRYING LMAO

    • @dandy3082
      @dandy3082 8 років тому

      Muk1R1 From now on deleting your emails will be called taking a CrookedHillary.

  • @plcthelegacy4131
    @plcthelegacy4131 8 років тому +373

    He said The emmys were rigged.
    "Should have gotten it."
    I swear, if I didn't know him, I'd call him a smart @ss.

    • @mr.lucario1525
      @mr.lucario1525 8 років тому +42

      he almost seems like a living SNL impression

    • @Drace90
      @Drace90 8 років тому +26

      In reality he's just an ass.

    • @w1987g
      @w1987g 8 років тому +1

      Kami?

    • @jwitherspoon8885
      @jwitherspoon8885 8 років тому +3

      I died. I didn't watch the debate and it caught me way off guard.

    • @SabiFu
      @SabiFu 8 років тому

      I'm sorry, is there a joke hidden somewhere in that phrase? I'm not a native.

  • @TessaLeigh
    @TessaLeigh 7 років тому +69

    Trump did just go full-blown crazy. Damn. Thought he may have actually learned something from the previous two debates. Nope. Still effing cray cray.

    • @rodney9925
      @rodney9925 7 років тому +8

      What Trump is saying is true and I've checked.

    • @joshuamartyn3987
      @joshuamartyn3987 7 років тому +2

      Rodney yeah your actually right there's no guarantee that Russia did anything

    • @Theproclaimed
      @Theproclaimed 7 років тому

      Rodney he lies in every speech

  • @familyaccount6491
    @familyaccount6491 8 років тому +648

    I love Trevor's African accent.

    • @Arvisgrt
      @Arvisgrt 8 років тому +32

      he makes a face that goes with it too which makes it extra funny

    • @welliguess3476
      @welliguess3476 8 років тому +11

      Chad Aoun **South African

    • @TheMoviePlanet
      @TheMoviePlanet 8 років тому +31

      No he means the accent he puts on when impersonating a stereotypical African

    • @Codiliabra
      @Codiliabra 8 років тому +21

      I love his actual South African accent and his impersonation of a "typical" African. But I adore his Nelson Mandela accent.

    • @ReactwithRandy
      @ReactwithRandy 8 років тому +10

      his accent is south African. all african have different accent depending on what region you come from in africa.

  • @Ryvucz
    @Ryvucz 8 років тому +629

    ",,,all of the drug lords, all of the bad ones".... There are good drug lords?

    • @Regiochamp
      @Regiochamp 8 років тому +2

      Seth Rollin's Gap yeah sure. but that's not what trump meant.

    • @SLMAHKMY87
      @SLMAHKMY87 8 років тому +38

      Seth Rollin's Gap just because u give money to the poor yet kill innocent ppl for your own cause doesn't justify u as a good person my freind

    • @betholson2199
      @betholson2199 8 років тому

      Ryvucz

    • @DuragAllDay
      @DuragAllDay 8 років тому +1

      Seth Rollin's Gap They need treatment.

    • @ATLsF1N3ST91
      @ATLsF1N3ST91 8 років тому +12

      No, he didn't kill innocent people with JUST DRUGS, he also killed innocent people with car bombs, public shoot outs, and killing police officers...

  • @AlexDeLarge1
    @AlexDeLarge1 7 років тому +44

    Who else clicks the DELETE INTERNET button on the off chance that it will actually work this time?

    • @rjmramos1534
      @rjmramos1534 4 роки тому

      This would be the rebirth of Media Seriuousity and democracy

  • @sfishy5540
    @sfishy5540 8 років тому +167

    I love how Trevor left South Africa but took South Africa's political maturity with him

    • @claywilson6149
      @claywilson6149 8 років тому +36

      Oh God!! I'm South African ...and I have to agree. BUT...If you guys knew the scandalous bullshit happening in our country right now..your election would be like a kiddy's television show . Sorry but we got liars ,murderers and thieves grandstanding at a colossal scale. The lies flow like sour milk. Trevor would not get away with half the shit he can say there by you guys . No man ..down here we love our great president Jacob Zuma and everythings just peachy . You didn't hear from me and I wasn't here.

    • @Drace90
      @Drace90 8 років тому +14

      Does America really get to call other countries politics immature at the moment?

    • @pjreed9136
      @pjreed9136 8 років тому +6

      shaun kearley so Trevor can't make a mockery of our political system, but Trump can?

    • @liberallarry847
      @liberallarry847 8 років тому

      i thought he was being sincere

    • @ohbbyilikeitrawr
      @ohbbyilikeitrawr 8 років тому +1

      Clay Wilson between trump and Hillary they tick all boxes of liars, thieves, murderers.

  • @gordypatsgordypats5380
    @gordypatsgordypats5380 8 років тому +512

    uk here
    Trump was awful.

    • @diarmuidmarsden7752
      @diarmuidmarsden7752 8 років тому +3

      Gordypats Gordypats
      Yup. Watched it live till 3am.

    • @MasterPpv
      @MasterPpv 8 років тому +16

      Gordypats Gordypats US here.
      We know.

    • @diarmuidmarsden7752
      @diarmuidmarsden7752 8 років тому +10

      ***** the fuck is that supposed to mean?

    • @davebuchan81
      @davebuchan81 8 років тому +15

      +The GoatYou what? There are only about 5% Muslims here, and we basically get along fine.No new laws only for them, no "no go areas".UK politics isn't better in principle, we have awful cunts too. Just nothing to do with Islam.

    • @gordypatsgordypats5380
      @gordypatsgordypats5380 8 років тому +1

      The Goat
      goat youre gonna love this.95percent of expat yanks over here wont vote for Trump..
      lm a Brit, by the way and but can see why.

  • @Soluchi-InfiniteCoCreatorGod
    @Soluchi-InfiniteCoCreatorGod 8 років тому +79

    I actually hesitated to click the "delete the internet" button. Lol.

  • @RyanHellyer
    @RyanHellyer 8 років тому +228

    The "Delete Internet" button is broken.

    • @EricBurbeck
      @EricBurbeck 8 років тому +2

      hahaha, this really made my morning. thanks, ryan hellyer!

    • @bobbyde_pressed4023
      @bobbyde_pressed4023 8 років тому +7

      It's alright. Vote for Trump. He did say he wanted to "shut down" the internet a while back. Let him do that and the rest of the world won't need to see his bullshit.

    • @RyanHellyer
      @RyanHellyer 8 років тому +30

      Perhaps they should replace the "Delete Internet" button with a "Delete Trump" button.

    • @eli6474
      @eli6474 8 років тому +2

      Vote Jill Stein for Freedom of Speech.
      Jill Stein was arrested for trying to assert her constitutional right of freedom of speech during the 2012 debates controlled and run by the Democrats and Republicans. The same parties that decided this would be the end of open debates after Jesse Ventura rose from 9% in the polls on labor day, to be the governor of Minnesota 60 days later, thank you tyt interviews.
      If Jill Stein were to have access to determine how we spend our military budget I guarantee we wouldn't have had 2.8 trillion dollars lost in accounting errors during one quarter of the 2015 military budget. Since 1996, the first year congress required a military audit 8.5 trillion dollars has gone unaccounted for. This is why I am supporting Jill Stein who calls for an immediate end to all non essential military spending. She says climate change is a world war 3 level threat and between 97 and 99% of our scientists agree. During this past Summer over 100 people died from heat exhaustion in one month in the middle east, all because the temperature didn't fall below 100degrees and the poor don't have access to air conditioning. And India admitted all but the end of its preventative measures towards climate change when they decided to triple oil and coal production. We need to worry more about the issues Collin Kapernick was protesting.
      It's the pointless killing of innocent civilians that he is protesting, not the flag itself and the veterans who faught for it. It's the innocent killings of Philando Castile, Tamir Rice, and the other, (reportedly, probably higher) 102 unarmed black people that were killed by police in 2015, at 5 times the rate of whites. It's a fact that over a third of all unarmed people who were killed in 2015 were black(37%) and yet they comprise only 13% of the population. It's a fact that in 2008 the United States had 12000 gun related homicides where as Japan had 11 total, not eleven thousand, 11. In 2015 we had 375 mass shootings and 41 police officers lost their lives defending our flag that is supposed to represent our country and our independence.We have a problem in the United States and it isn't someone kneeling for a song or not thinking highly enough of a flag. It's people not thinking highly enough about people or there lives.And for the record he didn't get to be the starting quarterback because he protested this way, but at least he got people talking about it. That part was my opinion btw, I think he is a very talented athlete. And if anyone disagrees that we have a problem with police shootings, I urge you to consider that hundreds of unarmed Americans of every race and ethnicity that were killed by police outnumber the number of police officers killed in the line of duty by over ten fold. The number of invaluable lives lost in the line of duty by police officers during 2015 was 130. If that is unclear the number of police fatalities in 2015 were 130 and 42 of those from gun shot. My neighbor and longtime police chief from my hometown past away in a similar manner as those 42, when he tragically decided to take his own life. I hope people can understand that life is more important than any one moment, so why in one split second, one moment, can it be so easy for someone to say I give up and one moment later, one loud gunshot later, it's all over. It's too hard to make the right decision every second of every day, and that's why I urge people to think about that before they make a decision they can never take back.
      This is why I support Jill Stein, free speech, and the constitution. 10 years ago the ruling party of Greece was polling at 4%, for the green party to remain a party, they are required by law to run a candidate.It is a crime that is being committed by our political system and our founding fathers said it so when they said no two party political system could be successful and everlasting. In Minnesota, when Jesse Ventura was allowed in the debates after labor day, polling at about 9% he was able to be elected governor 60 days later. This is why Jill Stein is not allowed in the debates that are controlled by the Democrats and Republicans who decided you need to be more popular, polling at 15%, to get in the debates. Now tell me this, would Jesse Ventura ever have been elected if he hadn't been in the debates.
      Stein had it right when she said, I'm paraphrasing, Hillary is possibly worse for the country than any one else because she says we have to maintain our no fly zone in syria, which means were going to war with Russia, according to crooked Hillary.
      Hillary was corrupted and is corrupted by money and hasn't provided me enough evidence that she serves Christ above the God of money, for which she sold her life away to try and serve. However, Trump doesn't understand why we can't use nukes and why we can't default on our debts. This is a grey area for me, I just know that what I heard from Trump, he says we need to kill the families of terrorists and torture even if it doesn't work. We need an intelligent leader who has the heart I believe trump has deep down.
      A vote for Stein is a vote for the people, for freedom, and everything our constitution and country stand for. It's what our founding fathers said, no two system political party would ever be successful and everlasting. That's why we can get an amendment through wolfpac to get money out of politics through state conventions and petition signatures. If Hillary is elected, we lose our constitutional rights.
      So please if you agree, or not, like and share this, for me or for the benefit it might bring to the victims of these atrocities. And please, if you read this, please read the comments and understand we're all the victims.

    • @ProjectFlashlight612
      @ProjectFlashlight612 8 років тому +1

      That would be pointless. Delete him, another creature from the bowels of rotting American capitalism will arise. Clinton is the shiny plastic face of the continued scam...better than Trump, but then almost anything is. The system produces these wretched liars. The system must be deleted.

  • @timgersh6787
    @timgersh6787 8 років тому +895

    do not take a shot every time trump says something stupid or you liver will shut down

    • @chrismartindale9737
      @chrismartindale9737 8 років тому +30

      You'd be passed out in 5 minutes.

    • @Xaphnir
      @Xaphnir 8 років тому

      tim gersh I had a beer and took a drink every time either one said something dumb. I finished it in about 5 minutes.

    • @tenorsaxophone2012
      @tenorsaxophone2012 8 років тому +9

      Chris Martindale 5 mins is an optimistic number

    • @unknownsample4801
      @unknownsample4801 8 років тому +7

      you would be dead before the trump decided to run for president.

    • @rabidrabbitshuggers
      @rabidrabbitshuggers 8 років тому +2

      tim gersh I think we all put a moratorium on drinking games based on the debate.

  • @Crazy_Diamond_75
    @Crazy_Diamond_75 8 років тому +31

    "The bad _snifffff_ drugdealers..." Lol!

  • @mutopis
    @mutopis 8 років тому +122

    Did Trump just uttered the word "sorry" to Monica's answering machine? Must be fake.

    • @alexiatr
      @alexiatr 8 років тому +9

      mutopis wait a minute... you're right, he would not have given Monica a six either.

    • @superpantman
      @superpantman 8 років тому +7

      mutopis *rigged

    • @waliyatv5169
      @waliyatv5169 8 років тому +1

      mutopis and

    • @aristotlelocke4598
      @aristotlelocke4598 8 років тому +2

      Clinton is a Liar and the Campaign is corrupt. The WIkileaks PROVE the entire campaign is corrupt. Anyone who can justify supporting Hillary Clinton after the revelations that Podesta sent email explaining how to allow illegal aliens to lie at the voting booth about the citizenship, or the collusion between nearly EVERY main stream media outlets and Hillary Clinton Operatives is delusional and in denial in terms the legitimacy of her campaign. The way in which the Clinton campaign has been run is nothing short the Institutional Corruption. Every notice the unfunny snarky comedians all tell the exact same Trump bashing jokes... crescendo-ing as we get to election date. FUCK CNN, FUCK MSNBC, FUCK POLITICAL CORRECTNESS FUCK THE HILLARY CLINTON CAMPAIGN

    • @aristotlelocke4598
      @aristotlelocke4598 8 років тому +1

      Fuck this guy for telling American's how to run an election. This guy sucks and is bottom of barrel compared to the talent that was born out of Liberal John Stewart school of comedy. Unfunny, snarky and kind of a snobbish ass.

  • @duodbzsonic
    @duodbzsonic 8 років тому +306

    Ok I borderline hate Trump at this point but I gotta admit his response to the emies thing had me dying.

    • @danielbaugh2170
      @danielbaugh2170 8 років тому +1

      He should've won that :)

    • @carlosc1dbz
      @carlosc1dbz 8 років тому

      Solar_Steel that also made me lol. Like he has a good sense of humor.

    • @danlyday7248
      @danlyday7248 8 років тому +6

      carlosc1dbz Trevor Noah even said a bit back that Donald Trump is just a comedian who couldn't find the right stage. or something to that effect.

    • @shewasidiq1018
      @shewasidiq1018 8 років тому

      Pol

    • @king_big_pp
      @king_big_pp 8 років тому +10

      Don't feel bad. Everyone laughs at clowns.

  • @timmysinvestments3110
    @timmysinvestments3110 7 років тому +378

    Do you want my opinion on this?
    I will keep you in suspense.

    • @classytmc
      @classytmc 7 років тому +2

      Hahahahahahahahaha!

    • @awesomeguy9573
      @awesomeguy9573 7 років тому

      LMAO W

    • @dhartmahmed50
      @dhartmahmed50 7 років тому +44

      Do you want my opinion on this comment?
      Keeep going. I got something huge for you!
      THE GREAT WALL OF MEXIMERICA
      __________________________________________________________________________
      You got past!?
      Well I've had my tic-tacs, so here is my answer
      I will keep you in suspense

    • @wesleyem3
      @wesleyem3 7 років тому +4

      Dhart M Ahmed You are a genius my friend. 😂

    • @dallynmatheson3609
      @dallynmatheson3609 7 років тому

      Hostile Hero

  • @FishCakeIce
    @FishCakeIce 8 років тому +141

    It sounded like Trump actually said "hambres" (he mispronounced) which is, like, the plural of the adjective hungry? My gringo friend made the opposite mistake and was trying to pick up the waitress in a restaurant and instead of saying "Yo tengo hambre," (I have hunger) he said "Yo tengo hombre," (I have a man.) Yeah, he didn't get laid.

    • @mitchgarner4455
      @mitchgarner4455 8 років тому +6

      Unicorn-Town-Going-Down This is the best thing I've seen all night jajaja

    • @LeafHuntress
      @LeafHuntress 8 років тому +13

      for bad hambres
      #tacotrucksoneverycorner

    • @bamfasaurusrex
      @bamfasaurusrex 8 років тому

      1) Sounds like your friend dodged a bullet there, didn't he!
      2)Get out of my country.

    • @FishCakeIce
      @FishCakeIce 8 років тому +4

      bamfasaurusrex Wow XD I was born here, so this is my country too, hombre. :)

    • @FishCakeIce
      @FishCakeIce 8 років тому +3

      I mean, unless you live in New Zealand or something.. in which case I've never been so there's not point telling me to leave...

  • @ianvonpechmann3745
    @ianvonpechmann3745 8 років тому +49

    I don't understand how anyone can vote for trump after his measly performance in this debate.
    He barely answered the questions that were being asked, he never gave direct counterarguments to Hillary's criticisms, and he acted like an angry child telling blatant lies left and right

    • @jackl3608
      @jackl3608 8 років тому +14

      sadly those deplorable xenophobic undereducated trump fans don't care about anything... like when Trump talked about growth in China and India... they wouldn't know how to process the information... seriously how would anyone with a basic understanding of economics and economy compare the growth of china nd india with that of the US. and then the termination of pregnancy at 9 months... I'm no expert in this but I think it's unadvisable and dangerous to the mother to terminate pregnancy at 9 months... Trump was full of bullshit and still many people buy into his rubbish

    • @oskarpolanski3422
      @oskarpolanski3422 8 років тому

      I don't think 1/2 of the people that will vote for him, will do so because they like him. They will do it because they hate the establishment. Many of them will be Bernie supporters who are angry about the Clinton Camp collaboration with the DNC to sabotage Bernie's campaign. Now don't get me wrong, I'm not a fan of Trump. But what Clinton did to Bernie is disgusting and shows that this particular part of this election was rigged. Ironically it shows that the Democrats do not have a fairly and democratically elected nominee. Sad. Though I do agree, debating is definitely not Trump's forte haha!

    • @oskarpolanski3422
      @oskarpolanski3422 7 років тому

      Yeah not difficult to beat him in debates haha! But that's exactly my point, 1/2 of the people won't vote for him because of what he says, they will vote for him despite his words! XD

  • @zahraabahzad4164
    @zahraabahzad4164 3 роки тому +5

    He IS SAYING THE SAME SHIT 4 YEARS LATER

  • @TheCommuted
    @TheCommuted 8 років тому +53

    Did Trump dismiss democracy like we're in Egypt? Just throw it under the bus.

    • @ibrahimabdulrahman2687
      @ibrahimabdulrahman2687 8 років тому

      Ronald Hinchley do you live in Egypt ?

    • @TheCommuted
      @TheCommuted 8 років тому

      Ibrahim Abdulrahman no, but apparently I can piss every one off. mass trial sentencing 100 people to death seems bad to. maybe worse than the risk of waiting 2 and a half years to elect morsi out.

    • @ibrahimabdulrahman2687
      @ibrahimabdulrahman2687 8 років тому +1

      Can't agree more , I live in Germany and can't even imagining coming back .. It is military hell on earth !

  • @tails512
    @tails512 8 років тому +57

    I suspect Trump meant "bad hombres", but he said "bad hambres". Looks like Trump is planning to address the bad hungers in the US.

    • @mikecraig2062
      @mikecraig2062 8 років тому +7

      tails512 I thought he said bad Harambe's

  • @lolbreadco
    @lolbreadco 7 років тому +19

    Mom: "Wow. Trump is so quiet."
    Me: "It's barely 5 minutes into the debate.."
    Mom: 😂😂 "u rite"
    ily, mom. C:

  • @TheBraunMachine2011
    @TheBraunMachine2011 8 років тому +63

    7:10-7:37 LMFAOO, the puppets bit had me in tears xDD

    • @IatAS
      @IatAS 8 років тому +4

      it was like listening to my grandparrents fight :D

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 8 років тому +1

      and now you know why you need to vote out the current Congress and put new, young people into those seats. it's all your Grandpa and a couple of useless grandmas taking up air and water in the Capital Dome in Washington DC. Vote. Give Yourself The Government You Deserve, one that works for You and not to the Highest Bidder.

    • @TheBraunMachine2011
      @TheBraunMachine2011 7 років тому +1

      Kris Cros lmao yeah it was xDD

    • @davidhix8134
      @davidhix8134 7 років тому +1

      TheBraunMachine2011 I lost my breath I rolled in the floor

  • @dwightkschrute1549
    @dwightkschrute1549 8 років тому +115

    Anyone still in doubt about Trever being able to fill J . Stewart's shoes? he pretty much dropped the mike on that one.

    • @1161ofmany
      @1161ofmany 8 років тому +3

      Rodney Thompson I am still on the fence, I like him but don't like his "war on bullshit" being way too biased towards Hillary. I really like Trevor tho.
      Thinking about it maybe it is because Trump is so easy to crap on..

    • @squeaker3087
      @squeaker3087 8 років тому +10

      Rodney Thompson jon would have crushed trump too

    • @danlyday7248
      @danlyday7248 8 років тому +6

      Rodney Thompson I actually think it's a good thing. I think this election would have depressed him and Trevor Noah seems to keep good vibes always

    • @Emuface77
      @Emuface77 8 років тому

      He's too young.

    • @Emuface77
      @Emuface77 8 років тому +3

      I like him too. Lets hope for the best.

  • @55TheInTIMidator55
    @55TheInTIMidator55 8 років тому +25

    7:27 might be the greatest roast of all time.

  • @BiohazardBunney
    @BiohazardBunney 8 років тому +26

    "Well that's because he'd rather have a puppet as president" DAMN.

  • @futbolind
    @futbolind 8 років тому +29

    Trevor is the only one who criticises both candidates.

    • @dr.zoidberg8666
      @dr.zoidberg8666 8 років тому +3

      Objective =/= Neutral

    • @koneh6666
      @koneh6666 8 років тому +4

      Dr. Zoidberg Well we should all strive to be more objective when it comes to politics even if you choose a side, blind following is never good.

    • @codes5218
      @codes5218 8 років тому +6

      REDKNIGHT he just shows the facts. Hillary was dodgy on the wiki question. her only flaw. trump had mistakes on "hombre", clarity of economy plan, and concession of when he loses... terrible.

    • @taariqm-star6162
      @taariqm-star6162 8 років тому +1

      You're delusional he's a troll for the Clinton's and Obama that's so obvious...

    • @xxxxmimi
      @xxxxmimi 8 років тому

      REDKNIGHT i dont ever want trump to win but i must disagree with you... trevor doesnt dig deep into hillary at all, even during the primary he was very protective of hillary. i mean, at this point - we have to do everything we can to block trump from winning so i understand why trevor is so soft on hillary but trevor had been on hillarys side from the gate

  • @TimGoudriaan
    @TimGoudriaan 7 років тому +116

    I don't like either candidates so as a European I wish you all good luck the next four years.

    • @davidhix8134
      @davidhix8134 7 років тому +4

      Berry Von Heizelstoff not me bro if hillery wins I'm moving to Australia I'd rather die from a snake than nukes

    • @trigofn5965
      @trigofn5965 5 років тому +1

      As a South African I also wish them luck

    • @rekk1215
      @rekk1215 4 роки тому

      lol

    • @danielg.5354
      @danielg.5354 4 роки тому

      This aged nicely. Trump flips off the Paris agreement, started a trade war with China, got upset at Trudeau and Macron and basically said screw you to British manners, disrespecting the Queen while pissing off a bunch of Brits

    • @josselynaz6614
      @josselynaz6614 3 роки тому

      @@davidhix8134 You can't now because Donald Trump Wall block you

  • @MSEDzirasa2015
    @MSEDzirasa2015 8 років тому +75

    Trevor Hillary wore winter white also called cream; TBH she looked super elegant and pretty...

    • @unknownsample4801
      @unknownsample4801 8 років тому +19

      He know he was joking

    • @PHONEYPOLITICS
      @PHONEYPOLITICS 8 років тому +4

      PFFFT SHE LOOKED LIKE A CRAZED PASTRY CHEF

    • @mitchgarner4455
      @mitchgarner4455 8 років тому +1

      JEZEBEL AND AHAB SLAYER OMIGOD I CHOKED ON MY COFFEE LAUGHING 😂😂😂

  • @suhashoysala3807
    @suhashoysala3807 8 років тому +9

    When Trevor started stuttering around 3:25, I was thinking, "Oh no, he's making a fool of himself on live TV..." but turns out that the whole thing was a set-up to the half-brother joke. Mad props, Trevor.

  • @eliasmalmberg316
    @eliasmalmberg316 3 роки тому +4

    9:52 . 4 years later and the same questions

  • @smith13514
    @smith13514 8 років тому +23

    HOW DOES HILLARY NOT SHOW ANY RESPONSE TO TRUMP'S COMMENTS?! I would be dying of laughter.

    • @vagingo
      @vagingo 8 років тому

      Devan Smith she's made of steel and wires and I have it on good authority that she's a robot.

    • @wordforger
      @wordforger 8 років тому

      She's cracked once or twice, but somehow managed to keep it together.

  • @PrinceCarlosTV
    @PrinceCarlosTV 8 років тому +104

    "we have some bad ambres" what the fuck is an "ambre"????
    im a latino, and i think he meant 'hombre' (PRONOUNCED: oo-m-bree) which means 'men'

    • @puppylovergirl303
      @puppylovergirl303 8 років тому +16

      Carlos Peralta you're giving him too much credit. He said "ahm-brays" 😂😂😂

    • @puppylovergirl303
      @puppylovergirl303 8 років тому

      Carlos Peralta like it's a freaking hairstyle

    • @rodrigos81
      @rodrigos81 8 років тому +5

      yo tengo hambre :-)

    • @jagerlionruiz8639
      @jagerlionruiz8639 8 років тому +24

      Harambe?

    • @danm9326
      @danm9326 8 років тому +8

      I got one..."bigly"

  • @EdgarMartinez-pd2rt
    @EdgarMartinez-pd2rt 8 років тому +40

    THIS COMMENT SECTION IS RIGGED

  • @abelmolina490
    @abelmolina490 8 років тому +5

    Trevor is the best at political comedy right now

  • @johnbeauvais3159
    @johnbeauvais3159 8 років тому +67

    Every time they say Russian hackers I think of the "Crazy Russian Hacker" channel.

    • @jonathansins6791
      @jonathansins6791 8 років тому +2

      John Beauvais Boom. Wow!

    • @johnbeauvais3159
      @johnbeauvais3159 8 років тому +1

      SargeSprinklez21 Haha exactly

    • @dandii28
      @dandii28 8 років тому +9

      safety is the number 1 priority

    • @benedikta.9121
      @benedikta.9121 8 років тому +3

      You leak the emails and then make a sammich

    • @eagle3676
      @eagle3676 8 років тому +1

      robert georg watch game theory's watchdogs video, there is no safety or privacy. Also when you blame everything on Russia, people start saying "Riiiight Russia did it." Kind of like his a child blames everything on his toy bear or something

  • @abhijitha8150
    @abhijitha8150 6 років тому +17

    this is funny to listen to a year later and knowing the results, how everything changed in the blink of an eye.

  • @julian2870
    @julian2870 8 років тому +14

    We need Trevor's half brother to show up more often

  • @mrCDM3000
    @mrCDM3000 8 років тому +15

    Trevor's impersonations always on point... 7:57 "I said pussy things on the bus"

  • @evilgary747
    @evilgary747 8 років тому +14

    I wonder if that guy was deliberately in the audience to make a joke in case Trevor actually messed up on accident.

    • @akinfemi
      @akinfemi 8 років тому +73

      Look closely, "that guy" is also Trevor

  • @StevesBoyfriend
    @StevesBoyfriend 8 років тому +23

    You know what really pisses me off about the bad hombres thing?
    He got the syntax wrong, it's Hombres Bad.
    (Hombres malos)

    • @jcwynn4075
      @jcwynn4075 8 років тому +5

      'hombre' is a word in English too (derived from Spanish), so 'bad hombres' is proper syntax

    • @vincefernandez9459
      @vincefernandez9459 8 років тому

      Ya, THATS what pissed you off?!

    • @aristotlelocke4598
      @aristotlelocke4598 8 років тому +1

      Hillary Clinton is a 12 ounces of shit in a 10 ounce sock. The WIkileaks PROVE the entire campaign is corrupt. Anyone who can justify supporting Hillary Clinton after the revelations that Podesta sent email explaining how to allow illegal aliens to lie at the voting booth about the citizenship, or the collusion between nearly EVERY main stream media outlets and Hillary Clinton Operatives is delusional and in denial in terms the legitimacy of her campaign. This is nothing short the Institutional Corruption.

    • @StevesBoyfriend
      @StevesBoyfriend 8 років тому

      Vince Fernandez
      Lol. Es una broma. Coje lo con take it easy.

  • @SynergyCeleste
    @SynergyCeleste 8 років тому +34

    she's wearing cream not white!

    • @TheReddaredevil223
      @TheReddaredevil223 8 років тому

      Whatever...

    • @SynergyCeleste
      @SynergyCeleste 8 років тому +1

      brionbact
      I noticed that they adjusted the color on her side and made it warmer, so that's why it appeared to be cream.

    • @bbbbadmagic6662
      @bbbbadmagic6662 7 років тому

      +SynergyCeleste lol

    • @bobdylan9117
      @bobdylan9117 7 років тому +2

      I've got the black paint for her strips!

    • @joshuamartyn3987
      @joshuamartyn3987 7 років тому

      Bob Dylan ohh does Hillary need some aloe cause she just got burnt

  • @AmerikanSkull
    @AmerikanSkull 7 років тому +15

    "I Have the greatest temperament' he said. Does he know what that means.

  • @omnomnom5691
    @omnomnom5691 8 років тому +67

    anyone else want to see Trevor take his shirt off?

    • @jasoncarpenter4979
      @jasoncarpenter4979 8 років тому +1

      You don't. Trust me.

    • @omnomnom5691
      @omnomnom5691 8 років тому +7

      no I really do...

    • @lwbhf29
      @lwbhf29 8 років тому +1

      Los Angeles you will be seeing that soon enough as trump and putin ride off into the sunset, shirtless on horses.

    • @xxxxmimi
      @xxxxmimi 8 років тому +3

      Los Angeles and pants off too

    • @Kareragirl
      @Kareragirl 8 років тому +5

      You guys should stop objectifying him. That being said, I'd like to see his pants and underpants come off, too.

  • @ObscurialGhost
    @ObscurialGhost 8 років тому +16

    God bless this smol human. Fucking hilarious-- the best part of my UA-cam binges.

  • @mieliav
    @mieliav 8 років тому +7

    "keep them in suspense" - he just said that one of his options is not accepting the election results!!! trevor, you are right - this was the most horrific of all.

    • @Manamanamana36
      @Manamanamana36 5 років тому +1

      And Hillary accepted them with grace lol

  • @chrismartindale9737
    @chrismartindale9737 8 років тому +8

    Trust me, you are not the only person freaked out by Donald saying he might not accept the election results. I am terrified.

  • @Fals3Agent
    @Fals3Agent 8 років тому +12

    oh my god trevor's impressions are all so good!!

  • @williammoney3895
    @williammoney3895 8 років тому +13

    Damn I haven't seen this many crying babies since I went visiting my sister in the maternity ward.

  • @admiralbishop3022
    @admiralbishop3022 8 років тому +6

    Not once did Hilary or Trump tell us their plan in changing/helping America...

    • @terid6708
      @terid6708 8 років тому +5

      Were you listening to anything beyond the lies Trump keeps repeating? I doubt it.

    • @joeseward9466
      @joeseward9466 7 років тому

      hillary did, clearly you weren't watching.

  • @MicahThaAnswer
    @MicahThaAnswer 8 років тому +22

    Trump reminds me of Pearce from the show community. old, insensitive to race, gender, sexual orientation.... it's sad because I find some of what he says sooo hilarious.

    • @MicahThaAnswer
      @MicahThaAnswer 8 років тому +2

      So True! at the end of the day, Pierce cared! Trump has no caring bone in his body... that we've seen so far...

    • @egerardo22
      @egerardo22 8 років тому

      Micah Louth

  • @nurulloalijonov7854
    @nurulloalijonov7854 5 років тому +7

    i honestly thought that donald becoming a president was a joke back at 2016 now look at me now, shocked, how naive i was.
    man honestly how and who would vote for him? he is literally 70 y/o kid, him saying to Hilary "no you're a puppet" just killed me. I mean who in his right mind would vote for him, man wtf is happening in this world, sad

    • @nurulloalijonov7854
      @nurulloalijonov7854 4 роки тому

      yeah man sure, just dont forget to change your tin foil hat sometimes

  • @noobyblack69
    @noobyblack69 8 років тому +18

    Trump is like a -2. he should be stoked with a 6

    • @factsabouturmum9250
      @factsabouturmum9250 8 років тому +3

      On a scale of 1-10, he fails to register.

    • @RAFMnBgaming
      @RAFMnBgaming 8 років тому +3

      he should be stoked with a hot poker straight from the fire.

    • @TheReddaredevil223
      @TheReddaredevil223 8 років тому

      I've seen uglier men than him be married to really attractive women. Why? Money. Duh.

  • @xyxean
    @xyxean 8 років тому +21

    Billy Bush made me say those things. Believe me! Everybody says so

  • @insomania87
    @insomania87 Рік тому +6

    10:16 "did he really just dismiss democracy???"
    2022: well... yeah

  • @96vipul
    @96vipul 8 років тому +5

    Spot on humor......... Just love it.... Good luck America....

  • @darknessmz38
    @darknessmz38 8 років тому +13

    Trevor has gotten so much better damn

  • @BS_stuG
    @BS_stuG 7 років тому +7

    The button didn't work. The internet's still here.

  • @slibbs2869
    @slibbs2869 8 років тому +19

    Trevor just keeps getting better this is his best show yet

  • @BeGummi
    @BeGummi 8 років тому +4

    I wanted to say something clever, but my half brother Trevor Noah distracted me.

  • @ArriSparks
    @ArriSparks 7 років тому +6

    Trumps that kid on COD calling everyone a cheater because they can't get a shot

  • @tedpabst5997
    @tedpabst5997 8 років тому +7

    Lmao I fucking died when Chris Wallace was asking him about the rigging thing and the hand went up before he starting talking so Wallace could tell he was about to interrupt

  • @Linnein
    @Linnein 8 років тому +11

    How do you know the e-mails have not been altered by the hackers or Wikileaks, how easy is it to alter a downloaded e-mail.

    • @rjcomeaux5461
      @rjcomeaux5461 8 років тому +8

      Hilary's confirmed some of them, and if they WERE altered, wouldn't you think they would make the case for that? Then to show the original emails (if they weren't hiding anything, which they were.) They are real, lol. And, also, not surprisingly so.

    • @tekobari
      @tekobari 8 років тому +4

      Wikileaks has always released primary source documents in the past, so there's no reason for Assange's people to alter anything this time. No, the problem isn't Wikileaks in this case. Besides, the Clinton campaign has denied nothing, and could produce originals if needed to refute the leaked ones.

    • @dlakodlak
      @dlakodlak 8 років тому +2

      Nobody affected by the Wikilleaks ever said the documents are fabricated. They would if it were.

    • @Byteflux
      @Byteflux 8 років тому +1

      You don't. Podesta recently came out and confirmed that some of the leaked materials were doctored. Acknowledging the credibility of information disseminated by a foreign actor before you're able to verify its authenticity is incredibly dangerous and people should refrain from doing so. US intelligence agencies have already confirmed that the hacks originated from Russia. We know for a fact that WikiLeaks got the information from Russia. That's all you should have to know.

    • @re1010
      @re1010 7 років тому +1

      S. Rambaran yeah and we risk becoming a ally of Putin and help Cuba worsen their peoples' conditions.

  • @ollieanntan4478
    @ollieanntan4478 8 років тому +10

    Can't wait to say "Madame President!"

  • @SciDOCMBC
    @SciDOCMBC 3 роки тому +4

    10:37 Four years later it turned out he was serious, at least at this point.

  • @ralphblinkntelamo3496
    @ralphblinkntelamo3496 8 років тому +9

    hahaha, Trump is unbelievable. 'Should have gotten it' who is this guy really?

  • @Ez1DD
    @Ez1DD 7 років тому +2

    This will be known in history as "The Election where everyone loses." except we would all die from nuclear radiation before we could even record it.

  • @SeanBrennan007
    @SeanBrennan007 8 років тому +4

    Trevor Noah is killing it.

  • @toulousedelapoubelle5426
    @toulousedelapoubelle5426 7 років тому +15

    This presidential campaign in becoming more and more distasteful by the day. Let's get down to real topics please.

    • @SalvoCristopher
      @SalvoCristopher 7 років тому +1

      Toulouse de la Poubelle won't happen. it's rigged, I mean better topics to show are now voted out and we get this sad thing

  • @kingace6186
    @kingace6186 2 роки тому +2

    Crazy how the Electoral College still appointed Trump to be the 45th POTUS, even after debates like this. That was the first time I realized that the Presidential Election can be like an oligarchical appointment masquerading as the result of a direct, first-across-the-post democracy.

  • @titan4110
    @titan4110 3 роки тому +3

    The puppet thing hits different now.

  • @Notme90
    @Notme90 8 років тому +8

    Trump rigged excuse is like blaming the controller for losing a game 😂😂

  • @darryngovender7716
    @darryngovender7716 7 років тому +1

    Damn how did Trevor get ill so quickly, must be bad, get well soon brother!

  • @williamedward1666
    @williamedward1666 8 років тому +6

    Okay, admit it guys, the lightsaber thing would have been way more awesome than what actually happened.

  • @IzzyIkigai
    @IzzyIkigai 7 років тому +7

    "Shoulda gotten it though"
    That's also what Putin said about the Ukraine.

  • @rishabhraj2332
    @rishabhraj2332 8 років тому +7

    Damn this is my first Trevor Noah video and after watching this, I can't believe that I didn't watch earlier!
    Great roasts sir, great roasts

  • @chydi10
    @chydi10 8 років тому +21

    Waited for this. Hahaha 🤘🏼

  • @TheCstar07
    @TheCstar07 8 років тому +4

    That hand puppet joke was savage 😁

  • @mikecraig2062
    @mikecraig2062 8 років тому +2

    This may have been Trevor's best segment so far

  • @FlawlessBegetz
    @FlawlessBegetz 8 років тому +4

    Trump is in Love with the coco 😂

  • @Unmutant
    @Unmutant 7 років тому +17

    the delete internet button doesn't work

  • @sumi1996mishra
    @sumi1996mishra 7 років тому +2

    I love how unapologetically honest Trevor is. There's no sugar coating the truth with him. Brutally honest!

  • @WhatsInAName222
    @WhatsInAName222 Рік тому +3

    Loved the clip until Trevor said “Trump really doesn’t get why he is losing this election “ 😢

  • @Dnrojas77
    @Dnrojas77 7 років тому +3

    That puppet joke was absolutely fantastic, thank you Trevor.

  • @faithcastillo9597
    @faithcastillo9597 7 років тому +1

    Has no one noticed that Mrs. Clinton was dressed like President Coin from the last Hunger Games installment? All she needed was the white wig.

  • @JamesSmith-bb3tm
    @JamesSmith-bb3tm 7 років тому +3

    TREVOR: Good one he thinks all women are puppets that's why he's always sticking his " hand?" in them !! lmfao still laughing, WHO can't we're talking about drumph !!!

  • @annpayton
    @annpayton 8 років тому +7

    These debates explains why the Philippines President is no longer allying with America...damn!!!

  • @ismetsaric9675
    @ismetsaric9675 7 років тому +2

    "Donald thinks all women are puppets, that' why he tries to stick his hand up them,"
    now whomever came up with that joke on his team deserves his/her own show!

  • @ElysePearl
    @ElysePearl 8 років тому +9

  • @rianelhada
    @rianelhada 7 років тому +4

    This year's elections is like trying to decide between Regina George and Caty Harren for the spring fling😂😂😂

  • @elizabethedwards1682
    @elizabethedwards1682 8 років тому +2

    Holy shit, Trevor Noah talked fast. He packed so many jokes in.

  • @CorporateG0th
    @CorporateG0th 8 років тому +4

    Come on. We all know Trump was trying to emphasize how Barrack has a non-presidential complexion.