Keith Eats Everything At Chipotle

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  • @bexyPTX
    @bexyPTX 3 роки тому +1162

    For some reason the funniest part of this video for me was when Keith said kids should get limes in kids meals. Truly an agent of chaos.

  • @aunikalexia
    @aunikalexia 3 роки тому +4075

    The best part of every “Eat the Menu” is when Keith gets so gluttony drunk that his voice starts sounding like Beetlejuice. That’s the point of no return.

  • @annaemily2924
    @annaemily2924 3 роки тому +3510

    i work at a preschool and keith frantically trying to get the straws into the juice and milk was so similar to my kids that it activated my panic response

    • @Foo007
      @Foo007 3 роки тому +13

      Same @Anna Emily. Same.🤣

    • @TGD_B
      @TGD_B 3 роки тому +4

      YES

    • @DrDingsGaster
      @DrDingsGaster 3 роки тому +3

      That's a fat mood. xDD

    • @weeitsdahnii
      @weeitsdahnii 3 роки тому +1

      Omg YES 😭

    • @nicolevelez7919
      @nicolevelez7919 3 роки тому +10

      Same. My students give me a heart attack every lunch.

  • @ginia0217
    @ginia0217 3 роки тому +2241

    Okay but Keith describing clementines as “nature’s candy” while staring into space has me LAUGHING.

    • @joshmark7891
      @joshmark7891 3 роки тому +1

      Hello how are you doing, my name is Josh Mark i bring you good news

  • @wansleyleah
    @wansleyleah 3 роки тому +3892

    The moment when Keith is "food drunk" like I've never seen a person be food drunk, but Keith definitely hits that level in this episode

    • @NoSoulBon
      @NoSoulBon 3 роки тому +12

      He really was so much more delirious than he has been in any other eat the menu 😂

    • @dylanrose7176
      @dylanrose7176 3 роки тому +6

      It’s not serious he’s just trying too hard to be funny

    • @Dragon4eva
      @Dragon4eva 3 роки тому +5

      @@NoSoulBon idk, jack in the box is a strong contender

    • @vanessarodrigues717
      @vanessarodrigues717 3 роки тому +8

      Wow this one and the one where he eats stuff from olive garden!!!!! He plays a huge breadstick like a flute (or recorder idk) it's so good.

    • @earth2ravenn
      @earth2ravenn 3 роки тому +11

      @@dylanrose7176 Nah, I think he’s genuinely eaten so much crap that his body is just over it. Food drunk is a real thing

  • @khethiwemdladla2564
    @khethiwemdladla2564 3 роки тому +5021

    Becky: *squeezes the BURRITO until oil comes out*
    Keith: Beckyyyyy Beckyyyyy BECKY THAT'S FLAVOUR

    • @niroshsri
      @niroshsri 3 роки тому +3

      can u do a time stamp?

    • @u140550
      @u140550 3 роки тому +6

      Time stamp is around 10:28 we’re Becky squeezes it.

    • @qualiz315
      @qualiz315 3 роки тому +2

      10:39 to be exact.

    • @qualiz315
      @qualiz315 3 роки тому +2

      But yes around 10:28

    • @kyuketsuki5736
      @kyuketsuki5736 3 роки тому +7

      Me, in tears, everytime I'm cooking with someone who skims the fat off

  • @backupheart6846
    @backupheart6846 3 роки тому +2313

    Apparently working at chipotle full time won't stop me from watching someone eat everything from chipotle
    The weirdest form of self torture I've ever experienced

    • @PandaSicaGoesRawr
      @PandaSicaGoesRawr 3 роки тому +25

      LOL as an ex chipotle KM, I wanted to see if Keith critiqued it

    • @crit_bot
      @crit_bot 3 роки тому +19

      I was curious what he'd say about stuff bc I feel like I changed what I ordered frequently after working there bc I found combos I liked more

    • @alexievalix18
      @alexievalix18 3 роки тому +25

      also knowing that anything from the cold side besides the guac is from a bag and not fresh lol

    • @ollienarvaiz3351
      @ollienarvaiz3351 3 роки тому +15

      right!! i'm torn between agreeing with all their critiques and being annoyed because it's usually not our fault T_T

    • @hannahlee6752
      @hannahlee6752 3 роки тому +16

      The gap in the guac has me rolling, I hated how messy it was to serve it.

  • @Nick17354
    @Nick17354 3 роки тому +477

    The reason the two forks have different numbers is because they come out of two different "cavities" in production. Lots of mold machines in the line spitting them out, with each position getting it's own number. If they notice deformed, cracked, or otherwise out of spec plastics they will know which cavity needs attention. You will see hidden numbers like these on pretty much all manufactured plastics.

    • @meganmcdill4241
      @meganmcdill4241 2 роки тому +20

      It is 10 months later and I came to comments for exactly this answer, so thank you 😅

  • @andrewlogan3664
    @andrewlogan3664 3 роки тому +2077

    I could swear by the way Keith acts and speaks sometimes he probably was a southern debutante upper class woman in his past life.

  • @shadowcat5517
    @shadowcat5517 3 роки тому +942

    I love how Keith turned into a whole different person with each guest!
    With Becky: a 6 year old who wants to play with his food
    With Ryan: an 11 year old who's hungry but doesn't like anything on the menu. So he's hangry and bored.
    With Jack: a drunk/stoned college dude!

    • @joshmark7891
      @joshmark7891 3 роки тому

      Hello how are you doing, my name is Josh Mark i bring you good news

    • @rakew9231
      @rakew9231 22 дні тому

      They grow up so fast

  • @beebobber546
    @beebobber546 3 роки тому +13238

    Keith’s gonna find a way to promote his sauces in a Baskin Robins episode

    • @Hannah_alexandrea
      @Hannah_alexandrea 3 роки тому +145

      This is a great challenge idea 👀

    • @michaeljackson8390
      @michaeljackson8390 3 роки тому +11

      @@Hannah_alexandrea Mark of the beast is here! Magnets are sticking to peoples arms! I can't post the vids because of my recent copyright strike warning people about the mark of the beast! I'll post them soon, it's very scary, I expose our satanic government!!

    • @arellajay6508
      @arellajay6508 3 роки тому +93

      putting savory sauces (even hot sauce!) on ice cream is becoming more of a thing lately...

    • @Fanney47
      @Fanney47 3 роки тому +31

      You can probably but it on some vanilla ice cream. Might not be bad.

    • @josiefreeland9238
      @josiefreeland9238 3 роки тому +2

      I feel like you are right! This has to happen now!

  • @katiejordan1495
    @katiejordan1495 3 роки тому +348

    The “pot pie” had me laughing SO hard. I love when Becky comes on the show!

  • @dany9636
    @dany9636 3 роки тому +11839

    I honestly want to see Wes as the guest when judging kiddie meals
    edit: uhm nvm, i guess it wont happen

    • @shirleylawrence5321
      @shirleylawrence5321 3 роки тому +185

      I was saying the same thing during the kids meal sections

    • @ldr9918
      @ldr9918 3 роки тому +56

      We need this

    • @yup7982
      @yup7982 3 роки тому +93

      please @tryguys, give the people what they want

    • @susanna6462
      @susanna6462 3 роки тому +196

      Ned and Ariel don’t give Wes much ‘junk/processed/unhealthy foods’ but maybe if it’s a good kid meal they will do it

    • @dracomalfoy56
      @dracomalfoy56 3 роки тому +23

      YES! wes and jamie!

  • @napqueen9377
    @napqueen9377 3 роки тому +1255

    Keith is such a fucking delight. Knows when to be goofy and when to be sincere. He’s musically gifted af and a super hard worker and I feel like he has daddy/caretaker energy over the other guys without being obvious about it. Keith’s a guy you wanna have around.

    • @toniecat1028
      @toniecat1028 3 роки тому +3

      Keith? YUCK!!! Not me!

    • @jlilley73
      @jlilley73 3 роки тому +11

      And don't forget sexy!

    • @EthanModjarrad
      @EthanModjarrad 3 роки тому +11

      @@toniecat1028 why do you hate Keith so much lol

    • @melztunes
      @melztunes 3 роки тому +35

      @@toniecat1028 so why on earth are you in the comment thread of a 40 minute Keith video? To call him "yuck"?
      Not only is that extremely rude but like... get a life? Watch something you do enjoy instead of injecting negativity into something others do?

    • @SirReginaldBumquistIII
      @SirReginaldBumquistIII 3 роки тому +3

      @@melztunes everyone has a right to post a reply with their opinion. OPs positive review of keith and someone else's negative one are both valid.

  • @kaiyadeppiesse7850
    @kaiyadeppiesse7850 3 роки тому +2183

    massive perfect idea: rank king and eat the menu special. eugene joins keith for an eat the menu, and ranks them all best to worst. what a magical episode of both

    • @chantelleg5253
      @chantelleg5253 3 роки тому +42

      it would have to be a pretty small menu otherwise it would be such a fiasco

    • @no-_-206
      @no-_-206 3 роки тому +13

      This needs more attention

    • @drakehandlos7268
      @drakehandlos7268 3 роки тому +6

      Yooo, that would be so good

    • @askmeabouthardcheeses1509
      @askmeabouthardcheeses1509 3 роки тому +12

      I’d love this they could do it for something like Jamba Juice so that’s it’s doable to palate and discern between so many items!

    • @jra3978
      @jra3978 3 роки тому +12

      They should do this for the last episode: cheescake factory

  • @andissinpit4369
    @andissinpit4369 3 роки тому +833

    them: order the quesadilla the old way
    me, a chipotle employee: i know the old way is better but i literally cannot make it for you i will get fired

    • @isaacmiraldi9168
      @isaacmiraldi9168 3 роки тому +47

      How strict is your chipotle we can literally do whatever we want

    • @adrow
      @adrow 2 роки тому +6

      @@isaacmiraldi9168 We don't have a single Chipotle in my country :D

    • @river1135
      @river1135 2 роки тому +1

      @@adrow same

  • @willow8783
    @willow8783 3 роки тому +3959

    I'd like to put in a suggestion that Keith get a special "Clementine Half-time" segment on these Eat the Menus. Give him a quick jolt of real food to energize him for the second half. Maybe Ned can come in like a sports coach and give him a half-time pep talk too!

    • @kingvaliant2963
      @kingvaliant2963 3 роки тому +43

      I second this suggestion :]

    • @estellebonnelame7469
      @estellebonnelame7469 3 роки тому +115

      This is a great idea !! Keith could have some fruit and take a big drink of water. We never really see him drinking water during these videos. I hope that he is drinking it regularly throughout (and we just don’t see that he’s drinking water cos those moments are never in the final video)

    • @jabisdumb
      @jabisdumb 3 роки тому +7

      My goodness that would be great, seconded!

    • @unfrgtblmemoriez
      @unfrgtblmemoriez 3 роки тому +5

      Yes, this would be great, boost

    • @matildepinhal3422
      @matildepinhal3422 3 роки тому +5

      I aprove this message !!

  • @MS-jg1vj
    @MS-jg1vj 3 роки тому +3337

    I think we need a Keith and Wes eat all the kids meals from a bunch of places

  • @sahasrak6821
    @sahasrak6821 3 роки тому +2832

    I respect Keith's stomach so much after this episode.

    • @michaeljackson8390
      @michaeljackson8390 3 роки тому +1

      Mark of the beast is here! Magnets are sticking to peoples arms! I can't post the vids because of my recent copyright strike warning people about the mark of the beast! I'll post them soon, it's very scary, I expose our satanic government!!

    • @ilovewatchingmovies9514
      @ilovewatchingmovies9514 3 роки тому +17

      he took one for the team

    • @levenderscent
      @levenderscent 3 роки тому +31

      I respect Keith’s stomach for every eat the menu. Especially since he’s lactose and has that one special tongue.

    • @ashleyshelley9774
      @ashleyshelley9774 3 роки тому +9

      I respect Keith's guest house toilet after this episode.

    • @leandradozier968
      @leandradozier968 3 роки тому +3

      @@michaeljackson8390 get off the crack. You are literally spreading dangerous information that could kill someone. You should be in jail.

  • @julias7600
    @julias7600 3 роки тому +220

    Fun fact: According to Chipotle, customers order nearly 50 million pounds of guacamole from its restaurants per year and more than 450,000 avocados are used daily.

    • @sirris4330
      @sirris4330 3 роки тому +14

      Another fun fact: Guacamole is two dollars extra.

    • @chriswhinery925
      @chriswhinery925 2 роки тому +5

      @@sirris4330 Well, of course it is. Avocados are expensive as fuck. As someone who doesn't like avocados and therefore never orders guac, if they just factored the guac into the default price and charged me for it whether I ordered it or not I'd be pissed.

  • @CouRageJD
    @CouRageJD 3 роки тому +13401

    Keith - I loved eating with you. Let’s get you that Chipotle card

    • @heavenlylulow7641
      @heavenlylulow7641 3 роки тому +241

      Best guest everrr

    • @balysh7996
      @balysh7996 3 роки тому +422

      the duo i didn’t know i wanted but i needed

    • @lizlorenzsonn9999
      @lizlorenzsonn9999 3 роки тому +108

      @@balysh7996 right?! I hope he's a regular now 🙂

    • @Goldlucky13
      @Goldlucky13 3 роки тому +40

      how do you get an unlimited chipotle card??

    • @rominasarmadi1919
      @rominasarmadi1919 3 роки тому +23

      You were soo good i laughed my eyes out 😂😂😂😂

  • @rikkicrowder7134
    @rikkicrowder7134 3 роки тому +581

    I can tell Keith has a big friend crush on Jack cause he was still very "on" despite being exhausted and miserably full of Chipotle lol

  • @kaleighdoll5021
    @kaleighdoll5021 3 роки тому +1631

    "Does the rest of white America still unaware that it's just called pico de gallo? It's not a hard one to learn." 😂😂 Keith is the fuckin best man

    • @kellyk3856
      @kellyk3856 3 роки тому +50

      When I got to the salsa point while ordering at chipotle once I asked for pico and the employee genuinely didn't know what I was talking about, so now I just say "mild". Now I understand why.

    • @deprofundis3293
      @deprofundis3293 3 роки тому +12

      This was terrifying for me to hear, as a SoCal native...

    • @tomuchcamoflauge
      @tomuchcamoflauge 3 роки тому +23

      even taco bell labels it pico de gallo. chipotle also started in Denver which has a large latinx population. how did they get to calling it tomato salsa? unless there's a trademark somewhere.

    • @sarah8028
      @sarah8028 3 роки тому +31

      It’s called Pico de Gallo at our burrito chains in Canada and a whopping 1.24% of Canadians are native Spanish speakers. Come on, Chipotle! It’s like calling sushi “cold fish rice”.

    • @perpetualsunshine6035
      @perpetualsunshine6035 3 роки тому +5

      I work at a Buffalo Wild Wings. And we call it pico. 😂 No excuse

  • @goob27
    @goob27 3 роки тому +114

    I feel very validated by Keith's humor because I, too, find humor in acting out imaginary situations in which I play multiple characters interacting with each other, it's really a one-man show

  • @meredithk1539
    @meredithk1539 3 роки тому +1295

    OK BUT WES SHOULD COME BE THE GUEST FOR ONE OF THE KIDS MENUS FOR A RESTAURANT PLEASE!!! IT WOULD BE ADORABLE

  • @L0bsterT4il
    @L0bsterT4il 3 роки тому +770

    Keith: Where would u start?
    Becky: The middle
    Rhett from GMM is nodding in approval

    • @michaeljackson8390
      @michaeljackson8390 3 роки тому

      Mark of the beast is here! Magnets are sticking to peoples arms! I can't post the vids because of my recent copyright strike warning people about the mark of the beast! I'll post them soon, it's very scary, I expose our satanic government!!

    • @Nishanth_mementomori
      @Nishanth_mementomori 3 роки тому +12

      @@michaeljackson8390 Expose is when u show ppl something wrong but I don't think there's anything wrong with the mark u talk abt....magnets need to stick all over the body not jus the arms...com on now let's go all the way

    • @sarasthoughts
      @sarasthoughts 3 роки тому +8

      @@michaeljackson8390 stop.

    • @jesuschrist03
      @jesuschrist03 3 роки тому +5

      i literally just came from gmm

    • @taliatomhave5884
      @taliatomhave5884 3 роки тому +9

      i want the try guys and gmm to collab

  • @Qfren02
    @Qfren02 3 роки тому +869

    as a chipotle employee, keith saying "fill it all the way" triggered my fight or flight.

    • @tylermiller2024
      @tylermiller2024 3 роки тому +31

      Omg me too! Only clicked on this video as a curious ex-Chipolte employee

    • @peachbunny9716
      @peachbunny9716 3 роки тому +2

      Same here 😂

    • @samantharodriguez3445
      @samantharodriguez3445 3 роки тому +7

      Same! But honestly was upset at whoever is making us look bad for not filling it up! Lol😂

    • @waluigi12343
      @waluigi12343 3 роки тому +6

      As a former grill guy I was upset about how dog foody the steak was during the nacho bit

    • @Itbemalazzia
      @Itbemalazzia 3 роки тому +1

      Yessss lmaoooo

  • @carlygaeth314
    @carlygaeth314 3 роки тому +718

    Keith getting ENRAGED at Ryan asking if the sofritas are jackfruit is a mood

    • @joshmark7891
      @joshmark7891 3 роки тому +3

      Hello how are you doing, my name is Josh Mark i bring you good news

    • @daniw5617
      @daniw5617 Рік тому +2

      28:03

    • @cd-zw2tt
      @cd-zw2tt Рік тому

      it so clearly isnt that i get it

  • @miragk
    @miragk 3 роки тому +379

    keiths face when finding out bell peppers have carbs SCREAMS sott pilgrim "bread makes you fat?!"

    • @pjunnisaq
      @pjunnisaq 3 роки тому +5

      I was thinking the same thing 🤣🤣🤣

    • @frostyskeletons8950
      @frostyskeletons8950 3 роки тому +10

      “Is butter a carb?”

    • @cheekyb71
      @cheekyb71 3 роки тому +5

      I'm over here shouting "all fruit and vegetables ARE carbs"

  • @valeriewesleon
    @valeriewesleon 3 роки тому +2015

    The chemistry between Keith and Ryan is funny af I WANT MORE OF HIM

    • @c_6951
      @c_6951 3 роки тому +20

      Yes! More Ryan lol

    • @raquel_mejia_
      @raquel_mejia_ 3 роки тому +29

      His laugh is everything

    • @dogmania2892
      @dogmania2892 3 роки тому +10

      MORE RYAN HE WAS SO FUN

    • @monroerobbins7551
      @monroerobbins7551 3 роки тому +9

      Yeah, plus the slight Valley-Girl energy he gives is super rad, I love him. I’m excited to see his VA roles!

    • @joycebivins2256
      @joycebivins2256 3 роки тому +2

      Yes more Ryan

  • @Mina-sp7bw
    @Mina-sp7bw 3 роки тому +500

    Keith and Jack are literally the two sides of youtube that I watch that I never thought would collab with each other....Thank you!!!!!

    • @danielleking262
      @danielleking262 3 роки тому +10

      I laughed when they were talking about the weird numbers on the forks and Jack said "MISS!" .... No one even caught that, lol

  • @TheWobywoby
    @TheWobywoby 2 роки тому +2365

    Of course Alex didn’t get the corn salsa, she was busy with Ned

    • @anuanu_hi
      @anuanu_hi Рік тому +211

      I know I’m late but holy shit🤣🤣🤣

    • @Its_Chris07
      @Its_Chris07 Рік тому +34

      Oh god

    • @bethany3968
      @bethany3968 Рік тому +7

      😃

    • @Totallynotaverage
      @Totallynotaverage Рік тому +6

      Someone explain pls

    • @daneschmidt3706
      @daneschmidt3706 Рік тому +102

      @@TotallynotaverageNed got fired and Alex left the company because they were having an affair with eachother and it was a workplace violation because he was her superior

  • @lavendernoodlecoffee
    @lavendernoodlecoffee 3 роки тому +3608

    I am here for Becky being a hot sauce model

    • @daneckabargas6690
      @daneckabargas6690 3 роки тому +82

      She looks adorable honestly

    • @jessibooks2965
      @jessibooks2965 3 роки тому +54

      seriously and her skin is so amazing

    • @BeeElizabeth
      @BeeElizabeth 3 роки тому +32

      She has such a good smile! She did a great job!

    • @Givulinovich
      @Givulinovich 3 роки тому +61

      Is that a hot sauce model or a hot, sauce model?

    • @FramesPerSecond
      @FramesPerSecond 3 роки тому +6

      It was hilariously accurate

  • @rowanw1312
    @rowanw1312 3 роки тому +1536

    Last time I was this early, Keith didn’t have all three of his sauces

    • @doubleagente
      @doubleagente 3 роки тому +5

      So last week?

    • @rowanw1312
      @rowanw1312 3 роки тому +2

      @@doubleagentemaybe...

    • @michaeljackson8390
      @michaeljackson8390 3 роки тому

      @@doubleagente Mark of the beast is here! Magnets are sticking to peoples arms! I can't post the vids because of my recent copyright strike warning people about the mark of the beast! I'll post them soon, it's very scary, I expose our satanic government!!

    • @michaeljackson8390
      @michaeljackson8390 3 роки тому

      @@doubleagente Mark of the beast is here! Magnets are sticking to peoples arms! I can't post the vids because of my recent copyright strike warning people about the mark of the beast! I'll post them soon, it's very scary, I expose our satanic government!!

    • @kyleehyo4797
      @kyleehyo4797 3 роки тому +13

      @@michaeljackson8390 judging from your name, I think you're high. sober up man

  • @Josie-th3id
    @Josie-th3id 3 роки тому +411

    As an ex employee they cranked up the prices of the quesadilla because it takes too much time to cook and was a massive pain in the ass

    • @reneeandrews4087
      @reneeandrews4087 3 роки тому +4

      That makes me want to order it out of spite.

    • @gothboithick
      @gothboithick 3 роки тому +2

      @@reneeandrews4087 okay edgelord

    • @reneeandrews4087
      @reneeandrews4087 2 роки тому

      @@CemiyaHaucana I love that I'll keep it in mind. 😉

    • @reneeandrews4087
      @reneeandrews4087 2 роки тому

      @@gothboithick sorry I was in a mood I needed a Casadilla 🤪🤣

  • @Mossfaerie
    @Mossfaerie 3 роки тому +160

    This series has become one of my comfort shows. Any time I'm sad or need help sleeping... KEITH EATS.

    • @Nursing1988
      @Nursing1988 2 роки тому +2

      I hope your sleeping better. I had to get medicine to help me sleep. I tried melatonin but it just doesn't work for me. Sending hugs for those hard times when comfort is needed. I hope you have a wonderful rest of the week.

  • @rainamorse4052
    @rainamorse4052 3 роки тому +4187

    When Eugene comes back I’d love to see the entire try team eat the Cheesecake Factory menu (because you can’t do that all by yourself Keith… that would be a suicide mission)

    • @joshmark7891
      @joshmark7891 3 роки тому +11

      Hello how are you doing, my name is Josh Mark i bring you good news

    • @feraldynasty
      @feraldynasty 3 роки тому +75

      It's absolutely the final boss of this series

    • @debbuan
      @debbuan 3 роки тому +21

      @@joshmark7891 may I know what this good news is?

    • @jasonwall2861
      @jasonwall2861 3 роки тому +7

      Probably literally impossible haha

    • @hufflepuffducks5719
      @hufflepuffducks5719 3 роки тому +17

      Where'd Eugene go?

  • @natalieakins6658
    @natalieakins6658 3 роки тому +304

    Keith and Becky doing fun stuff with the crazy burritos is literally relationship goals. They look like they're having so much fun

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 роки тому +5857

    As a huge fan of Chipotle, no other video has made me hungrier until now

    • @lexizager3547
      @lexizager3547 3 роки тому +32

      I literally just ordered it

    • @daskeks1292
      @daskeks1292 3 роки тому +37

      @@lexizager3547 *cries in german*

    • @gracenjones81
      @gracenjones81 3 роки тому +14

      I didn’t even need to see the video before I placed the order 😂

    • @zemellion26
      @zemellion26 3 роки тому +43

      WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE HOMIE

    • @TraciDargan
      @TraciDargan 3 роки тому +6

      I was in the middle of eating it when I saw this on my recommended

  • @joycej2644
    @joycej2644 3 роки тому +604

    Sometimes I can’t tell if Keith is yelling, or if my volume is too high, or both, or I too am falling into insanity

  • @ParyMarker
    @ParyMarker 3 роки тому +995

    The Cheesecake Factory Eat the Menu, sponsored by Lactaid.
    Yes please!

    • @madwhack9043
      @madwhack9043 3 роки тому +28

      It would take days to get through that book 😂

    • @TheSalPic
      @TheSalPic 3 роки тому +5

      @@madwhack9043 at LEAST a two parter.

    • @thehierophantsecrets
      @thehierophantsecrets 3 роки тому +1

      @@TheSalPic more like 3 lol

    • @sarah.williamson
      @sarah.williamson 3 роки тому

      Yeah is say it’d need to be a 3-day event breakfast, lunch, & dinner to get through that menu 😂 that’s a lot of lactaid

    • @ParyMarker
      @ParyMarker 3 роки тому +3

      @@sarah.williamson 4-day, breakfast, lunch, dinner, and DESSERT. 🤭

  • @jasmineana99
    @jasmineana99 3 роки тому +290

    when an eat the menu ep is more than 30 mins long you KNOW keith is about to lose his mind

  • @YellowSmiley1
    @YellowSmiley1 3 роки тому +497

    Can I just say that keith is such a lovely person? He seems like the dude you want at your party who tells cool stories and makes everyone feel that they are welcome

    • @askmeabouthardcheeses1509
      @askmeabouthardcheeses1509 3 роки тому +5

      He totally does. There are people who like box people out to seem interesting and hog the spotlight, but he is so fun and inclusive yet has a crazy skeet-ball tale or cat kidnapping or whatever to fill any silence 🤣

    • @Grexsome
      @Grexsome 3 роки тому +2

      I agree with the sentiment but we also don’t know him as a person

  • @MarisaMaria94
    @MarisaMaria94 3 роки тому +258

    I’m thinking Buffalo Wild Wings would be a good “Eat The Menu” and would be good for you’re chicken sauce as well!!

  • @juwanamathew9540
    @juwanamathew9540 3 роки тому +374

    I love how Keith slowly loses his sanity after eating the same thing for 5 hours

    • @flikkie72
      @flikkie72 3 роки тому

      I honestly still believe the theory that his body is fermenting all of the sugars into alcohol and he actually gets drunk from these sessions.

  • @kaycem
    @kaycem 3 роки тому +365

    "jesus had all the magic of space ... that's the lore right?" add this to keith's iconic food-drunk quotes

  • @ezrick5038
    @ezrick5038 3 роки тому +879

    I feel it necessary to let Keith know that the "C#" on each utensil is a cavity number from the mold that made the forks. That way if some of the forks aren't molding correctly they know which cavity in the mold that those forks came from.

    • @themilkman7664
      @themilkman7664 3 роки тому +47

      I read this as c#...the coding language... I was about to post then realized that this meant nothing to some people so to clarify I read it as “c-sharp”

    • @rosellacobiskey2484
      @rosellacobiskey2484 3 роки тому +4

      Thank you! Love cool facts like that I can stick in my back pocket ♡

    • @jk-jl2lo
      @jk-jl2lo 3 роки тому +7

      @@themilkman7664 i also read it as c# (c-sharp) but c# as in the musical note lmao

    • @amandarichardson4181
      @amandarichardson4181 3 роки тому +1

      I was only in the comments to see if someone had answered this. Cheers!

    • @EvaSnyder
      @EvaSnyder 3 роки тому

      Yes. I came here to say that.

  • @ezle4378
    @ezle4378 3 роки тому +117

    I love how Keith literally eats so much that he gets drunk/high off food

  • @lilharps21
    @lilharps21 3 роки тому +774

    Ryan: I want another bite.
    Food drunk Keith ripping the bowl away from him: YOU ALREADY KNOW HOW IT TASTES

    • @joshmark7891
      @joshmark7891 3 роки тому +2

      Hello how are you doing, my name is Josh Mark i bring you good news

  • @firefury8078
    @firefury8078 3 роки тому +786

    Wanted to take this comment to say how much I appreciate “Keith Eats The Menu”.
    1) A lot of food is purchased for these videos, and the menu items don’t go to waste. This is both wholesome and considerate. :))
    2) Menu items are given reviews that are brutally honest, concise, and precise. This gives insight into the foods that might appeal to viewers (especially all the foodies out there, like me).
    3) There have been serval guests featured in this series (eg: Becky, other Try Guys, and Miles) who review some menu items with Keith. It promotes social connectivity (at least to me).
    A huge thank-you to everyone who puts the work into “Keith Eats The Menu”! The videos are very fun to watch. Keep up the amazing work, Try Guys and Try Staff! :))

    • @danielleking262
      @danielleking262 3 роки тому +23

      Agreed! Though I can't say that we can all take Keith's comments as the full truth because everyone has their own opinions. Like it or not, something he may say is gross -- I *guarantee* there is someone out there who would go "but that's my favorite item!!"

    • @cheeseisherelive
      @cheeseisherelive 3 роки тому +20

      It’s also like a mukbang in a way, it makes me feel comfortable to sit and eat my food with 😊

    • @jenroses
      @jenroses 3 роки тому +4

      I had no idea they had keto options, which means I can actually go there.

  • @ToniBaloni47
    @ToniBaloni47 3 роки тому +236

    Keith and Courage. The cross over no one asked for, but the crossover that everyone deserved.

  • @snowflake2383
    @snowflake2383 3 роки тому +300

    We need more of Ryan, he was super funny! Him and Keith are so naturally funny and relaxed together, you can tell they are really good friends

    • @adinace
      @adinace Рік тому +2

      Huge crush on Ryan, so anytime he's on is welcomed 😊

  • @kritikasharma5642
    @kritikasharma5642 3 роки тому +461

    Keith has his sauce
    Ned has his cookbook
    Zach has his movies podcast
    And Eugene has his project coming up
    Love seeing them thriving

    • @why_tho
      @why_tho 3 роки тому +58

      Zach has tea.

    • @why_tho
      @why_tho 3 роки тому +29

      Eugene's will hopefully be alcohol.

    • @faureamour
      @faureamour 3 роки тому +13

      @@why_tho It was mentioned on the podcast that it's a writing project. I suppose he could be writing about alcohol or include it in the project somehow, but I think not.

    • @why_tho
      @why_tho 3 роки тому

      @@faureamour Oh, okay. I actually didn't know that. Thanks!

    • @akcezz2011
      @akcezz2011 3 роки тому +10

      If Eugene and Becky make their own wine it’s over

  • @Liv_themushroom
    @Liv_themushroom 3 роки тому +907

    Everytime there's kids meals, they should bring in Wes, Poppy, and June

    • @CassieSN1
      @CassieSN1 3 роки тому +9

      That would be so cute

    • @lindseysquire8417
      @lindseysquire8417 3 роки тому +34

      They should bring in Jamie, too. He can be the leader.

    •  3 роки тому +4

      Who's Poppy and June?

    • @MsGabiCat
      @MsGabiCat 3 роки тому +13

      @ rachel’s girls!

    • @KaiasDogMom
      @KaiasDogMom 3 роки тому +46

      And Miles! As Ned’s first born!

  • @eleanorneath530
    @eleanorneath530 3 роки тому +221

    not to be rude to the other people who usually join Keith for these episodes, but having new people on here was really fun... like new faces, a new dynamic with Keith, it was great!!

  • @monicajohnston8364
    @monicajohnston8364 Рік тому +64

    I'm a grown-ass woman and order the kids' menu DIY tacos every single time. They are just the right size and you get chips and a drink...all for under $6.

  • @lolake7594
    @lolake7594 3 роки тому +507

    The Keith & Ryan section was an embodiment of Chaotic Good

  • @Chantaya
    @Chantaya 3 роки тому +150

    Keith is such a theatre kid. All his friends all sing when they come on the show. 😂 Visually 90% of the food today all looked the same to me but yeah I hope they give you an unlimited Chipotle card Keith!

  • @peytonmunson5462
    @peytonmunson5462 3 роки тому +204

    "I can't just solve every problem with queso." - Keith
    "Why not?" - Becky
    Becky gets it, she knows what's up lol

  • @Sarah-yt9yn
    @Sarah-yt9yn 2 роки тому +47

    I know this is one in thousands, but I just want to say thank you.
    Something not so great happened and I was shot into a depressive episode. I don't have any appetite and I'm struggling to eat, and so I put on this video and it made me able to eat at least something.
    Thank you Keith. Thank you Try Team.

  • @sydneywilliams1333
    @sydneywilliams1333 3 роки тому +418

    i love how keith literally becomes a delirious 12 year old halfway through each video and the entirety of the crew are just parenting him

  • @savannahmarsh661
    @savannahmarsh661 3 роки тому +101

    Packaging Engineer here! To answer food drunk Keith’s questions about the letters/numbers on the forks. Those are the cavity numbers of the molds that make the fork shape. So if there is a defect in the fork, the manufacturer can know which cavity had a defect and fix that cavity. Packaging🤗

    • @Myliferoxx
      @Myliferoxx 3 роки тому +2

      Ex plastics factory worker and I immediately understood that part 🤣

    • @meggzilla009
      @meggzilla009 3 роки тому +3

      As an autistic person. Thank you 😆

    • @bdmurr2
      @bdmurr2 3 роки тому +1

      The more you know.

  • @dedeshvermaning8535
    @dedeshvermaning8535 3 роки тому +246

    Can we get more of Ryan please?! He's so naturally funny and a joy to watch. His and Keith's dynamic is great too!

  • @bumblebee6722
    @bumblebee6722 2 роки тому +59

    “Who would eat all this sour cream?!?!” Me. I would. And have. And will continue to do so.

  • @christinaMJ
    @christinaMJ 3 роки тому +467

    I love this segment...
    Keith loosing his brain cells and getting food high is the best form of entertainment

    • @michaeljackson8390
      @michaeljackson8390 3 роки тому

      Mark of the beast is here! Magnets are sticking to peoples arms! I can't post the vids because of my recent copyright strike warning people about the mark of the beast! I'll post them soon, it's very scary, I expose our satanic government!!

    • @TheColorfulDaniela
      @TheColorfulDaniela 3 роки тому +1

      IT IS

    • @gabiluch87
      @gabiluch87 3 роки тому

      I love the journey his voice takes... It gets so low and deep

    • @deprofundis3293
      @deprofundis3293 3 роки тому +2

      *losing, not loosing :)

  • @justinpeterson8892
    @justinpeterson8892 3 роки тому +114

    The numbers on the forks are which mold made the fork. There are so many inserts per press and if a fork has an imperfection the person running the machine can go to that mold to fix the issue 🤗

    • @deprofundis3293
      @deprofundis3293 3 роки тому +12

      Hey, I learned something new! Thanks! :)

    • @nicolevankampen3318
      @nicolevankampen3318 3 роки тому +3

      I came to the comments just to see if anyone had an answer for this lol

  • @JamesChiles
    @JamesChiles 3 роки тому +310

    Strongly tempted to send Keith a bottle of Daddies Sauce from the UK - where it's an actual thing.

    • @veryverte
      @veryverte 3 роки тому +10

      Do it! :D

    • @Twinkalmia
      @Twinkalmia 3 роки тому +6

      Do IT

    • @clairvaux8459
      @clairvaux8459 3 роки тому +15

      Finally, he would be able to give his father Daddy's Favourite

  • @SerenaNozawa
    @SerenaNozawa 2 роки тому +59

    When I worked at chipotle burritodillas were not a thing. But the quesoritto was made by making a half moon quesadilla, burning yourself while opening it, then filling it as requested so there weren't 2 tortillas (unless it ripped and they wanted it double wrapped at that point)

    • @beelzebug2252
      @beelzebug2252 2 роки тому +4

      I work at chipotle currently and I have had no one order that fucking hell of a burrito and I hope no one ever fucking does

    • @angelicahutson
      @angelicahutson 2 роки тому +3

      when I worked there it was two full circle tortillas turned into a quesadilla then wrap your burrito in that, that beast of a burrito was crazy. Manager was almost always the one to wrap it. It's what I order now, crazy amount of food and almost always needs to be double wrapped but mainly only regular customers order that.

  • @Lin-jz4jz
    @Lin-jz4jz 3 роки тому +146

    I love has keith starts every video at like 98%, hits 20ish minutes and suddenly is at 2% and from the on is pure chaos. Ryan+Keith was pure chaos😂😂 ryan trying to eat more and keith not having it😂😭

  • @benpace8860
    @benpace8860 3 роки тому +770

    Me: How is this video 41 minutes? Chipotle only has like 5 items.

    • @dexa6623
      @dexa6623 3 роки тому +8

      It has like 20 names for different arrangements of those same 5 dishes.

  • @yoshinatortor4452
    @yoshinatortor4452 3 роки тому +663

    I’m a kitchen Manager there and here
    the vinaigrette isn’t vegan because it uses honey. The vinaigrette won’t come with the salad either if you order it Keto style because it uses rice bran oil as well (rice =not keto). Any more kitchen questions I got you 😊☺️

    • @celinadorsey1286
      @celinadorsey1286 3 роки тому +22

      As a KM this video didn't stress you out lowkey??? I'm a CT and just the thought of this order stressed me out

    • @chloespragg5616
      @chloespragg5616 3 роки тому +41

      @@celinadorsey1286 bruh I’m just a crew member and it stressed me out cause I’m the one who would have to make it

    • @lilahwinterleaf2800
      @lilahwinterleaf2800 3 роки тому +43

      in my experience, a lot of vegans actually consider honey as vegan, because they know it’s natural and necessary for honey to be harvested. but is there like a notebook kind of definition? it’d be interesting to see what the majority thinks about honey

    • @aa-zq2fr
      @aa-zq2fr 3 роки тому +7

      @@chloespragg5616 when he complained about the guac bubble 😓😓

    • @jevilcore
      @jevilcore 3 роки тому +15

      Vegans need to make peace with honey. No, shut up, do it. It’s not AnImAl CrUeLtY, eat the fucking honey, get to know a local apiarist and get over it.

  • @ethanbates7734
    @ethanbates7734 3 роки тому +148

    The quesadilla is literally 100 less calories than before. It’s basically the same amount of food we just fold the tortilla differently so we can actually package it.

    • @diegoosorio6199
      @diegoosorio6199 3 роки тому +3

      thanks god I saw someone commenting this

    • @yairelopez4834
      @yairelopez4834 3 роки тому +8

      Yeah samw thing but crispy LOL the old way it was all soggy and sometimes the cheese didn’t melt

  • @Tourniquet604
    @Tourniquet604 3 роки тому +270

    Watching Keith and Ryan interact is so fucking hilarious. They have such childhood friends vibes

  • @junogoloco
    @junogoloco 3 роки тому +2684

    as a chipotle employee: about the guac bubble. the guac is THICK and we spoon it in there, and it's nearly impossible to get the guac bubble out. i've tried 😥

    • @jordananderson2874
      @jordananderson2874 3 роки тому +329

      I used to have to SLAM the container on the counter and then I’d add more. Usually worked. Did I get guac on myself? Yes. Did I get less guests calling or coming back to complain? Also yes. Was it worth it? Not really 😂

    • @trinitygilbert5190
      @trinitygilbert5190 3 роки тому +41

      the spoons are just too damn big

    • @fridam2022
      @fridam2022 3 роки тому +10

      @@trinitygilbert5190 i use the spatula from when we change the guac

    • @thoughtsintowords
      @thoughtsintowords 3 роки тому +96

      I've never worked at chipotle but my sympathies. Customer service is hard and the fact that you tried to fix it all the more respect.

    • @matt240p7
      @matt240p7 3 роки тому +14

      DUDE SAME I CANT GET IT OUT OF THE GUAC, ESPECIALLY ON DML

  • @plutopepsi578
    @plutopepsi578 3 роки тому +93

    I can’t believe jack matched keiths manic “I’ve eaten too much food in too short a time” energy

  • @kayleeruiz
    @kayleeruiz 3 роки тому +50

    courage: “i’m slowing down….” *proceeds to stuff the entire veggie burrito into his mouth*

  • @J_Lauds
    @J_Lauds 3 роки тому +204

    The Keith and Courage crossover that I didn't know I needed

    • @brandonhattrick9729
      @brandonhattrick9729 3 роки тому +2

      Was not expecting to see courage here, but I’m definitely here for it lol

    • @basicallybabysitting1700
      @basicallybabysitting1700 3 роки тому +1

      Since YB and Herbert always eat chipotle I really wanted them to be in it(I haven’t finished so I’m not sure if they’re not in it but I don’t think they are)

  • @serenal2471
    @serenal2471 3 роки тому +491

    Keith’s ability to fit a whole chip in his mouth astounds me

    • @willsamuel9632
      @willsamuel9632 3 роки тому +16

      Wait is that not normal?

    • @adriannavanoyen
      @adriannavanoyen 3 роки тому +50

      Whole chip? He fit HALF A BURRITO in that bad boy! 🤣

    • @keepitpushing3000
      @keepitpushing3000 3 роки тому +16

      Can't everyone fit a chip in their mouths?

    • @cassandrang687
      @cassandrang687 3 роки тому +10

      Wait til you see his one big spoon series on TikTok lmfaoooo

    • @cherishre2239
      @cherishre2239 3 роки тому +1

      @@willsamuel9632 right😭

  • @Khrispycreme
    @Khrispycreme 3 роки тому +304

    Current Chipotle employee, just wanted to clarify what Becky said near the beginning: The quesadillas are still the same size as before, they're just cut in half before getting packaged. We don't use smaller tortillas, we don't use less food, they're just cut to fit the trays.

    • @courtneyhooks198
      @courtneyhooks198 3 роки тому +19

      I have to clarify this all the time 😭 like they’re the same size

    • @ZekeSpeakz
      @ZekeSpeakz 3 роки тому +9

      I can second this, same size, we just cut them in half before closing the tray up

    • @winters3136
      @winters3136 3 роки тому +5

      the secret one was the fulll round tortillas just cut in half. these are one half, cut into another half, for more money

    • @cassiewalker1674
      @cassiewalker1674 3 роки тому +5

      @@winters3136 no its not. Its still a full tortilla.

    • @courtneyhooks198
      @courtneyhooks198 3 роки тому +2

      @@winters3136 it’s more money because on top of the same size quesadilla (4 oz meat, 3 oz cheese) you also get 3 sides but honestly in the machine we use, a lot of the cheese falls out so that’s probably why it feels smaller

  • @mishaelwallace7429
    @mishaelwallace7429 2 роки тому +216

    Keith always starts looking like he’s crazy towards the end in all his eating videos I swear

    • @deathpool3511
      @deathpool3511 2 роки тому +1

      It's cause after all that's food he's full and has the meat sweats 🤣😅

  • @the_nitnat
    @the_nitnat 3 роки тому +202

    This is an obvious, but I LOVE videos with Becky and Keith together. Their banter makes me so happy and they just seem so happy together

    • @marinbel
      @marinbel 3 роки тому +7

      Yes! The part where they both forgot the tortilla would be on top of their makeshift nachos was both wholesome and hilarious

  • @theboi5617
    @theboi5617 3 роки тому +530

    Seeing a grown man struggling to puncture a juice box is a big mood

  • @Queen_Ati
    @Queen_Ati 3 роки тому +107

    keith & courage stuffing burritos in their mouths gives me heavy “someone brought cupcakes for their birthday in 3rd grade & all the boys in the back try to fit them in their mouths all at once” vibes.

  • @shrimps156
    @shrimps156 2 роки тому +97

    Imagine in the chipotle App, Keith got his own specialized menu. When you order it, it’s just the entire menu and the restaurant closes for a while…

  • @shane8253
    @shane8253 3 роки тому +380

    The way Ryan went "what's my last name?" was honestly pretty iconic lol

  • @iGleep
    @iGleep 3 роки тому +833

    "I kinda just wish they gave kids limes." Uh. I used to work in childcare at a community center and during one of our summer programs we got a huge shipment of limes. Kids got obsessed with them and would constantly ask if they could go have one as a snack. So Chipotle get on that (and sponsor Keith for it).

    • @HartxStarr
      @HartxStarr 3 роки тому +32

      I used to eat lemons with salt sprinkled on all the time as a child

    • @HartxStarr
      @HartxStarr 3 роки тому +9

      @@countessofmontecristo3849 I think I stopped because my dad told me it was bad for my teeth. I only did it because he would eat lemons while drinking alcohol

    • @AgentPedestrian
      @AgentPedestrian 3 роки тому +5

      I still eat while lemons (no salt) every once in a while when my teeth allow it
      (Also yes. Lemons is extremely bad for your teeth. It has a pH value of 2ish. Coca cola also has a pH of 2 so look up what happens when one puts a tooth in cola overnight and reallze both cola and lemons do that to your teeth every time)

    • @HartxStarr
      @HartxStarr 3 роки тому

      @@AgentPedestrian Yeah whenever I see or hear about people just eat lemons I think “wow thats not good”

    • @AgentPedestrian
      @AgentPedestrian 3 роки тому +1

      @@HartxStarr and yet... it's too yummy to resist and i end up eating a couple lemons every once in a while

  • @thegentlemanpirate13
    @thegentlemanpirate13 3 роки тому +195

    "Jesus had all the magic of space right? That's the lore?"
    -Keith Habersberger, 2021

  • @RipVanTwinkle1
    @RipVanTwinkle1 3 роки тому +221

    Fun story: I went to college with Ryan-we both majored in theatre and he was the absolute MOST fun to take classes with. Hilarious. He was also 1000% better at everything than me. Clearly.

    • @joshmark1922
      @joshmark1922 3 роки тому

      Hello how are you doing, my name is Josh Mark and you? i bring you good news.

    • @cro.artwork
      @cro.artwork Рік тому

      wow that’s incredible

  • @RedPC4857
    @RedPC4857 3 роки тому +322

    Imagine in the Cold Stone episode he's probably not gonna be able to promote the sauces, or he could make an ice cream sauce...

    • @adfadge
      @adfadge 3 роки тому +38

      Keith's chocolate sauce lmfao

    • @aida8207
      @aida8207 3 роки тому +7

      he will find a way

    • @GreedIslxnd
      @GreedIslxnd 3 роки тому +10

      Its gonna be a "I made ice cream out of my hot sauces." Episode

    • @dpaz7101
      @dpaz7101 3 роки тому +14

      If he does a cold stone episode, I hope he gets a dairy pill sponsor haha

    • @dpaz7101
      @dpaz7101 3 роки тому +3

      Y’all I PROMISE I said that pre dairy pills

  • @luciferalpha3080
    @luciferalpha3080 3 роки тому +180

    Keith's wife being the sexy girl-next-door model for his sauce line is everything.

  • @attabooii
    @attabooii 3 роки тому +218

    Keith saying "burrito of the day" confused me so much until they revealed at the end that he thought that burrito-DILLA was burrito-DIA 😂

  • @aff77141
    @aff77141 2 роки тому +33

    I know I'm late to the game, but lactaid sponsoring this show specifically and especially another gourmet cheese episode would be the smartest play they could ever make

  • @CoraMack
    @CoraMack 3 роки тому +53

    Before I watched this I was like, "this won't make me want Chipotle, I'm stronger than that" I'm only 7 mins in and I'm already placing my order

    • @faureamour
      @faureamour 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah, I was eating leftovers, but u know I'm getting a burrito for dinner now.

  • @mpa9769
    @mpa9769 3 роки тому +363

    I work at chipotle and I would just like to say that filling the guacamole COMPLETELY is almost impossible

    • @joshmark7891
      @joshmark7891 3 роки тому +1

      Hello how are you doing, my name is Josh Mark i bring you good news

  • @mackenziegilbertson251
    @mackenziegilbertson251 3 роки тому +338

    I think someone should make a video titled “ Keith eats the menu but it’s just him huffing through his nose when somethings funny but his mouth is full”

    • @sarroumarbeu6810
      @sarroumarbeu6810 3 роки тому

      I hope one of the fan channels sees this X))))

  • @madalynfaith1822
    @madalynfaith1822 2 роки тому +30

    Seeing Becky and Keith laugh heals my heart

  • @madalynbotello672
    @madalynbotello672 3 роки тому +149

    Keith:* knows he has to eat the entire menu
    Kieth:* still eats two or more bites of one food item

  • @kelvingemstone
    @kelvingemstone 3 роки тому +289

    “How are your sponsorships working so far for this show?”
    “Not good.”

  • @nyk0l3tt3
    @nyk0l3tt3 3 роки тому +164

    The entire clementine segment was so good. "Give them a lime, it's a fruit." "mmm yeah eat more of that!"

  • @charmer129
    @charmer129 2 роки тому +50

    I adore Becky and Keith together