Remy: Oops, I Did it Again! (Britney Spears TSA Parody)
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- Опубліковано 15 жов 2024
- Remy gets the TSA boy band together to give their twist on the Britney Spears hit.
Watch the original Oops, I Did it Again! video here: • Britney Spears - Oops!...
Britney Spears on UA-cam: / @britneyspears
Runs approximately 2 minutes.
Written and performed by Remy. Music tracks and background vocals by Ben Karlstrom. Video by Meredith Bragg.
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Lyrics:
I think I did it again
I just saved the world
You're welcome, my friend
Oh baby, I've
groped so many kids
by patting them down
I just received this
A four-ounce tube of toothpaste?
No ain't nothing getting past me
Well maybe, maybe
Oops, I did it again
I missed all their bombs
they got on the plane
oh baby, baby
Oops you think I'm the one
keeping track of the guns
I'm not that competent
Of the 70 weapons they tried to sneak past, you missed 67
leaving you incompetent at the single task we gave you
Is there a reason we shouldn't fire you?
Well, I identify as competent.
Why didn't you say so...
Oops, I did it again (Oops I)
I missed all their bombs (did it again, missed their bombs)
they got on the plane (I got lost)
oh baby, baby (I'm not that bright, baby)
Oops you think I'm the one (Oops you)
keeping track of the guns (gave us the GDP of Guam)
I'm not that competent
If you performed at a 3% success rate, you would be fired in the private sector. In government, you get reassigned.....
hag12100 Looks like schools should be the next target because it's 4%...
hag12100 By reassigned do you mean promoted?
drthmik No, I mean moved around because you can't fired them or it's incredibly difficult to do so due to unions, red tape, and so on.
***** The public must be conditioned to know that they must allow certain egregious things for the sake of whatever 'greater good' that the oligarchy decides
Person Maybe it's time for "We the People" to condition that oligarchy of how to behave.
San Francisco Airport (SFO) has the highest customer service rating and highest security performance rating of any airport in the USA. It also has no TSA, but rather a private security firm!
John Stossel did a good piece on it. I think it’s called “TSA: Thousands Standing Around”
vandertuber The Fed. Can allow private security at airports upon request. Stossel’s piece mentions this, too. I think the TSA approves or denies. Apparently TS “sees no benefit” to themselves in doing so.
vandertuber who would of thought San Francisco would be the one city to get that right
@@anonymouscommenter7978 true
Yessir
"I identify as competent." Holy fuck he went there. This is fucking amazing.
@Cubing Storm you been sleeping?
That line was ahead of it's time. Brilliant!
The whole 2010s (or at least the second half of it) have been a complete "I identify as ..." freak show. And even to this day this freak show is far from over.
Considering that it was 8 years ago it was really before it time lol
what is really amazing is how long this lunacy is going on, it was there 8 years ago...
Remy is pretty much the only reason I subscribe to Reason.
I would prefer Remy be my TSA agent, at least he'll entertain me as Im being groped. lol
You just need to make your own entertainment. I will say stuff like "You better not steal my dildo!" When they are searching through bags. Often they laugh too. Most of the workers know their job is a huge sham. Channel your inner Andy Dwyer. Super nice and friendly but goofy AF with no shame.
@@dheibeljr degen
I feel like I'm in a temporary prison every-time I go through a US airport...being belligerent to a TSA agents is considered a terrorist threat...how beyond reason is that?
It is just part of the training for the peasantry. What could be more reasonable? It's all laid out in the training manual by George Orwell.
"Justice Roberts teaches mental gymnastics"
HAHAHAH
When he said “well I Identify as competent” I thought I was going to die, I choked laughing so hard. The whole delivery was fantastic! 🤣
The wink afterward is perfect.
How am I only just now finding these videos? So good.
"I identify as competent." HAHA, YES!
Hi, from the year 2020. Mocking how someone identifies themselves will result in prison time if you identify as a white Anglo-Saxon male. We'll get around to building the camps for people like you as soon as we get rid of this non-China virus.
@@rodmunch69 ooh, butt-hurt much?
@@myczxr pretty sure he was being sarcastic
@@CR-wk2re i see that now
That was a thing 7 years ago? Have we really been in clown world for that long jesus christ
"I identify as competent"
Hilarious.
bulbinking -
maybe they let terrorists in because terrorists identify as peacefull freedom fighters.
Someone just landed himself on the "no-fly list."
lmfao
Did anyone else hear “you gave us the GDP of Guam” during the end of the song? Is it just me?
No, you aren't
You heard it right
I identify as competent!! 🤣🤣🤣 Great line!
This is the single greatest musical piece I've ever heard
Love details like the wink at 1:23, he’s making jabs even while making other jabs. Freaking brilliant, all of these!
Thank you Remy!
I don't know what's harder to believe - the rampant and blatant TSA incompetence, or the American public's passive acceptance of the TSA incompetence... and backscatter X rays, and sexual assault, etc.
How about a song about today's announcement that the ACA doesn't mean what it says, and the majority of states without their own healthcare exchanges ARE eligible for the federal subsidies (essentially, pass a law, change the meaning, and ramrod your big government agenda).
Good to see remy doing something funny and productive:) hes a legend of the tubes
Thanks Remy, another funny and true dig at government BS. I enjoyed it.
Privatize the TSA.
Vote Libertarian.
Australia is a big government on the edge of socialism and even we have private security contractors doing airport security checks
Be prepared to double tip for the cupping 😘
I am so in love with Remy
This is the best shit I have seen in a while
How does this not have 5,000,000 views?
that would be google social engineering....
As always a great parody by Remy
"Well I identify as competent" I died!
I know it's not just the acting roles, They really could never feel the same without Eachother. But I reminded Adam that things always will change, and that's what makes it precious.
Toothpaste: exist
TSA: this is an avengers level threat
Brilliant!
One of Remy’s best 😁
This tune is so awesome!! Very well done Remy!!
One who trades freedom for security will get none and deserves neither
Remy is bloody AWESOME! :)
3 people think they saved the world and identify as competent
Hilarious and depressing
jfahome 1234
Yes, it would be funny if it wasn't sad...
The last time I flew on a plane I refused the CT scanner and requested to be patted down. What happened was I finally got to second base with another woman and I can only hope it was as good for her as it was for me.
If you want to search me you’re gonna have to molest me yourself, government.
Sorry, this is nine months late, but this comment is gold
hahahahahaha
"I identified as competent." LOLOLOL
identify.
That too. ;)
That wink at the end, had me rolling.
I have no confidence at all maybe I should apply for the job? @@yochaiwyss3843
not funny BTW ~!~
Missed you Remy! Glad to see that you weren't gone for good.
1:07 “Next: Justice Roberts teaches Mental Gymnastics” lmao
Still one of the best You Tube songs.
every single one is gold
Yay Remy
Boo TSA
"well I identify as competent" and now I've spit coffee all over my screen... I just found these ReasonTV / Remy videos and they're glorious! ... now to go wipe off the screen.
Yes! Another remy video! Love this guys music and themes. I agree the government is a big joke
The tear drop tattoo is perfect, represents 1/3 of the LAX TSA Agents
"I identify as competent..." Oh, this is great. Can I identify as tax exempt?
Remy really has it out for the TSA
Because they're an agency of incompetent buffoons who can't do their job. They exist only to infringe on your right to free movement.
Best one yet!
this is the best thing i've ever seen.
Remy, you're a legend.
And for identifying as competent, Remy does the perfect job of showing how dangerous that is to just say You are competent and then do the exact opposite, and endanger People. And it seems Remy and I are not hesitating at saying, You are not competent, You are a fool, a damm dangerous one!
One of my favorite "REMYS".
Binging Remy today. This was his best video! :D
This is amazing how has this not blown up lol
Love it!
Oops,Remy did it again! Love it!!!!!
So true a couple years ago I got caught walking through the airport with razor blades, after the fifth flight since I bought them and put them in my work equipment bag.
still awesome
The whiny, high-pitched soyboy voice used when he says "I identify as competent" is the best detail. Why is this so good rofl.
Keep it rockim', Remy
Best line : " I identify as 'competent' " .
Thedance moves!!!
"But...I identify as competent." "Oh, well why didn't you just say so." LOLOL!!! One of the best jokes in the history of UA-cam!
Clumping unarmed people together does not protect the people. Just makes them easy targets.
Remy has to make a move where he is the only actor
Remy never flew on a commercial flight ever again. #TooBased
Remy is a national treasure... Too bad nobody informed the rest of the nation.
95% hilarious
give absolute control of the TSA to the military, or to the best private security firm in the country. only options to have any competence here.
Go with Private Security.
I don’t even want to know what the TSA did to Remy XD
I'm so glad I have no reason to fly anymore, but I send this video to my friends who do.
I identify as competent. Man it's refreshing to see a comment section where people didn't blow up on that little comment. I guess there's nothing to worry about since anyone from the far left wouldn't even think to be exploring these topics.
Absolutely hilarious
LOL funny good one!!!
This at 2 times speed is awesome.
Honorary member of the Duggar family 🔥🔥🔥
God. Damn. That was hilarious!
The only job I ever gave up on applying for was the TSA because it was so hard. That was only a couple years before this video came out. How can they be hiring so many boobs?
(A little research showed me that in the very beginning they were hiring A LOT of people and HR screening was about as lax as TSA screening would become. Those people are now government employees and near unfirable.)
😂😂😂😂 omg I can't breath.
Sort of sums it up!
Sad but my friend who is currently being trained in fort Lauderdale this past 3 weeks it hasn't changed bombs knives everything is getting by but not Granny's sunscreen or bottle of water
The man is a genius.
Remy, I love your music videos. Please come to my living room and do a private concert.
Your not reassigned your promoted with your own team. That was the funniest thing that I have seen in a long time
BEST BEST BEST!
That rachel dolezel reference was too funny.
I identified as competent.
And alot more personally last night, I had a deep emotional talk with the mom of a girl I really liked, and how I would always treat Vanessa well, and that I would never disrespect Her and Her mom Whom I spoke to. So I do care about Others feelings, I am deeply kind to Them.
Staaahp! I can't breathe! LMAO!
And I do concern with Peoples feelings, when they are truly justifiably logical. I care about protecting feelings of dignity and humanity, not those that are of, Oh You are so special.
This video also works for Joe Biden’s White House, apparently!
Comment aged like fine wine.
You are so funny!!!!!
It took a few tries to under stand the end, but I finally got it: 'You gave us the GDP of Guam'. Hilarious and sad.
Hahaha omg
How well do they perform security theatre, though? That's the real purpose of the TSA.
I identify as rich
lol
Fucking awesome!!!!!
Lol brian williams remembers D-Day and Justice Roberts teaches mental gymnastics
Woo hoo 100th commenter! Does that I get a free iPad?
"I identify as competent"
Not just funny, but so much better than the garbage Britney puts out.
Why did i feel as if this video was made in 2009??