Remy: Can You Feel the Love Tonight (TSA Parody)
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- Опубліковано 15 жов 2024
- Security theater has never been so romantic.
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The TSA asks Remy to be their Valentine. Kind of.
Written and Performed by Remy
Produced and Edited by Austin Bragg
Music tracks, background vocals, and mastering by Ben Karlstrom
Image Credits:
Lou Stejskal
Elizabeth Flores/ZUMA Press/Newscom
Lyrics:
There's a calm surrender
When you board a plane
When the touch of a lonely hand
Can't be turned away
You're a native person
Wearing tribal braids
Which always make our machines go Ding Ding Ding
What I'm trying to say is…
Can you feel
the glove tonight?
yes it feels bizarre
It ain't enough
for this third-rate plunderer
To think he's gone too far
Terrorist-y people
We haven't caught one yet
And though we spilled
the ashes of your Nana Ruth
We neutralized the threat
Government-forced processions
We won't do that again
Now walk right here
and take off your shoes
While I giddyup your head
and can you feel the glove tonight?
Though it feels bizarre
It ain't enough
for us third-rate plunderers
It’s Valentine’s Day. To all the single people out there, the TSA is here for your PDA needs.
Booking my flight now
A year later, and I may be getting that desperate! 😒
😂😂😂 that’s so horrible! 😂😂😂😂
I think Remy overpaid for that TSA uniform and is trying to get the most out of it.
Best comment I have seen in a while
We paid for the uniform, we're gonna film it!
I think he just really hates the TSA
making the most out of a bad investment
@Ice Cube There is never enough TSA Parody.
“it’s like a Biden meet and greet.” 😂
Uncle Joe & the TSA go hand in hand
Minus the gloves
IK 😂😂😂
@@romancandlefight1144 well now with covid its just minus the theft and TSA uniforms.
Only Remy can make a song about the violation of personal space and privacy catchy
Beardoggin89 catchy? Not just that. This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. I’m crying over here. The Biden meet and greet was great.
New Remy song days are the best days.
It's not a new year without Remy making another TSA video.
i always make groaning noises when the TSA searches me, that way we can both be uncomfortable
Nah they like that
I got yelled at for telling a female agent "a little to the left" 😏
@@seanoleary4374 While that's certainly funny, this kind of "eye for an eye" policy is bad for everyone - especially since, as usual, only a minority of TSA workers are jerks, and you're most likely "making blind" someone that didn't do anything wrong.
@@BlueTemplar15 You obviously have no sense of humor why are you here anyway
@@BlueTemplar15they took a job with the sole purpose of being a “jerk” so therefore f em
I worked for TSA for 10 years. I do have to credit the agency for turning me into a full blown libertarian. Sometimes it takes working for the government to see how useless the government really is!
Welcome aboard!
@@DarkMatterX1 I've always had a libertarian streak, but witnessing firsthand how inept government really is pushed me over the edge
I like these before I watch them. Remy, you should go down in history.
That’s very funny! Proud to say I was against the TSA from day number zero and I told everyone it would be ineffective at stopping terrorism.
That's pretty impressive. I was too young to have much of an opinion on it at the time. Because I was young, I actually believed it was going to be a temporary inconvenience (few years at most).
Not too impressive considering stopping terrorism was never the real goal. Conditioning the population has always been and remains its core objective.
Way to make it about yourself.
Rod Munch what??
Glenn Davisson I agree with what you said.....not the rude part,but,the rest of your statement.
If I was TSA, I would have dissolved in shame from Remy's many musical attacks throughout the years. So perfect.
"While I giddy up your head" One of the greatest lines of all time..😆
The sweet irony of getting a “Bernie Sanders for president” ad right before watching this video.
Just remember -- his initials are actually BS.
I got a Bloomberg ad lol
I'm confused. Sanders is for abolishing the TSA. Unless that was the point?
The sweet irony of 'Oh no, TSA, I'm not Native! I'm an Arab'...
Sanders isn't exactly a supporter of the overblown security state.
I was just thinking Yesterday that I haven't seen a Remy Video in a while.. Glad he is still making videos
"Nope, I'm just gonna drive"
*Lives within 100 miles of a national border*
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣
As an Arab and a Muslim this hits too close to home every time I fly 😂😂😂💯💯
Remy’s unquenchable disdain for the TSA is my favorite of his obsessions.
Why isnt this guy more popular?
Hes gold
Perfect for Valentines Day
He's never going to forgive these clowns for making him late to that Magic tournament.
Right? lol
This is so underrated. How do these not have a million views
Just the way he sings "ding ding ding"... Lost it lol. So good.
Every time.
Back for my ~50th viewing of this video while standing in line at DIA. This is perfection.
"It's like a Biden meet and greet." beautiful!
Little tip for the players out there, when you pass thru security, head back outside for that post coitus/pat down smoke. You can get another rubber glove job without seeming desperate.
My wife and I listened to this romantic song and we were moved. Thank you for making our Valentines Day special, Remy!
Remy is a genius.
This parody is way too good than it has any right to be😂😂😂
Remy never disappoints... good stuff.
Once again you nailed it :)
I'm disappointed that this only has 63,00 views. Fantastic work.
"It's like a biden meet n greet." I almost choked on my sandwich. These videos need to come with warnings attached.
Omg Remy?? Haven't seen from him since uhh The Grandma rap 😂 Loved all of his raps when i was a teen
What's it been since the GoRemy days, 10 years? Still dominating.
Remy i love you so much! I love every video from you. Have a great valentine's day!
I think the likes to dislikes ratio pretty much sums up how genius and catchy this song is. 👌
This needs an extended version. Maybe release it as a single. Something one can listen to an repeat while waiting in a TSA line...
Remy's TSA songs are some of his best work
This should be a contender for a Grammy.
Reason TV is good enough, as who watches the Grammy's anymore?
But they use the BACK of their hands on your junk. It’s different. 😆
I only knew Remy from his magic the gathering songs, was surprised to see him in another channel im subbed to.
Whooo hoo ---- first 😸Biden meet and greet----priceless🤗
Good ole TSA, preventing Oreos made with C4 from going on the plane
I'm not gonna lie, Remy is the reason I subscribe this channel.
I get the feeling Remy might be somewhat unhappy with the TSA
the ding ding ding line just kills me every time.
"... like a Biden meet & greet" BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
Remy, this one is legendary!
Remy is a National Treasure!
I was just about to binge watch all of Remy's videos for the second time this week, when this popped up. What are the chances?
🎵It's like the victims of improper screenings all had the same views🎵
This is amazing!
Remy hits another homerun.
The last line, "It's like a Biden meet-and-greet," really makes the whole thing.
"it's like a Biden meet and greet" LOL
This (along with the others about the tsa) has me questioning whether I should ever bother flying.
Where have you been, Remy? I missed you.
Me going on chek up doctor: 0:46
Omg so funny and the fact his voice is fabulous and a good tribute of Elton. But the most funny thing is my " nanna Ruth" will be up in heaven laughing. Made me laugh wen I heard that bit. Fecking brilliant.♥️🥊🏆🎶
Remy . . . . always bringing it on.
Frankly, I'm not too thrilled by this. But Remy is so much fun to watch no matter what he does! And a well-produced parody song.
That guy who takes the tab, gets me 😂😂😂
The man is a genius and an artist.
The end is perfect!!
I have no idea what the hell i just watched but i love it
Prefect for Valentine’s Day!!
Dang I never knew he made a other one. It’s as good as the others! Incredibly accurate.
Start giving the TSA the "hail hydra" salute.
Best TSA video yet Remy keep em comin
Remy's creepy TSA agent should be a recurring SNL character.
This is by far your best Remy!
This is really great. It's like Weird Al, but so much better/funnier.
I love Remy!
I stopped flying. It’s weird.
Personally, I think Remy is as talented as Weird Al (and I mean that as a compliment). Does anyone know if he ever performs live? Ideally in the NYC area? I believe he lives in VA, so he could get to NYC without interacting with TSA. I would love to know if any TSA personnel have recognized him when he flown and if so how they reacted.
This made my day after 12 hours of work, to all a nice Valentines day. :-)
Lol jokes as always. Great job Remy!
That said, I’m not exactly clear what the proposed alternative is... no airport security at all?
I love it! Thank you for sharing.
Nice. Still waiting for my “AOC Can’t count three.” Parody of the Jackson’s 5 “ABC.”
*See's new Remy video*
Me: Finally
*See's it's another TSA parody*
Me: shit
Comedy Gold! Simply genius.
Please more @Remy
lol - his nametag says Oliver Closeoff
You should throw a soviet union nkvd bluecap into the uniform, it will fit perfectly.
We've missed you so much Remy!
Amazing! Keep it up!
Guys, I'm starting to think he doesn't like the TSA
Remy ; " Actually I'm Lebanese . "
Tsa agent " that's ok , my sister is lebanese and she has a wife and they both live in San Francisco "
Drive while you can. They're working to take that from us, too. Soon it will be limited range electrics and no charging stations.
Remy is a national treasure! 😂
This was SO GD disturbing but SOOOOO ridiculously hilarious, I'm not sure how I feel. I laughed so hard I almost wet myself! Great job, Reason TV.
Well I was able to get a good look at the main agent's name tag ("Oliver Kloseoff") but I can't see the other agents' names. Would appreciate it if anyone can spot those manes post them in the comments.
Aw Remy is brilliant!!!! So funny by telling the truth with comedy, wot a great voice too. X
TSA Agent Oliver Kloseoff...classic!
Bravo, Remy!
This is gold!
*TSA gets to violate your right*
TSA: It's free real state
*TSA violates your rights*
Remy: It's free real state
TSA: 🎵 I forgot how nice your pants is 🎵
Wait- who gets to be the extra that feels up Remy for the video? Why am I always missing the best casting calls?
Put myself on a no-fly list back in 2014, no plans to come back off it anytime soon.
Another TSA video, nice. We're really going back to our roots
Like a biden meet and greet!!!
This guy is gold!!!
This only makes me happier that I've never been on a plane.