How Much Electricity Can 1000 Lemons Make?

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  • @MCVengeance
    @MCVengeance 5 років тому +2737

    The analogies are giving me ptsd flashbacks to elementary school
    William is the man we read about in math class

    • @MemeLrd-dv2lo
      @MemeLrd-dv2lo 5 років тому +17

      LMAOOO

    • @bbblastxr
      @bbblastxr 5 років тому +25

      More like mark cause he got a shit ton of lemons lol

    • @bryank5523
      @bryank5523 5 років тому +69

      "William and Mark need to generate 300mW of power, use the given variables to calculate how many lemons william and mark need to do this" this question is worth 25% of the paper.

    • @freeofkings
      @freeofkings 5 років тому +10

      "Let's say you have ten thousand lemons."

    • @A.Undead.1
      @A.Undead.1 5 років тому +4

      Elemontry school

  • @Arcticx369
    @Arcticx369 5 років тому +5516

    Mark Rober: *detailed explanation that makes sense*
    William: so... imagine that there is a bag of cats... and there is a man shoving more cats in the bag...

  • @saxonreid5309
    @saxonreid5309 6 років тому +3680

    William is great he just gives off the personality of "I'm just happy to be here"

    • @R4ngeR4pidz
      @R4ngeR4pidz 5 років тому +84

      so he's like a labrador

    • @0rluh
      @0rluh 5 років тому +31

      Thijs Bruineman adorable, smart, happy, and when he fucks up it’s still cute!

    • @guildofglynn5798
      @guildofglynn5798 5 років тому +5

      saxon reid well... he lost everything soooo....

    • @vohge
      @vohge 5 років тому +6

      Yeah his house burned down but i get what you mean....

    • @mysteretsym
      @mysteretsym 4 роки тому +1

      flexdot zip
      What does that change

  • @ninjanolan6328
    @ninjanolan6328 4 роки тому +1529

    "When life gives you lemons, Mark Rober calls you and says: 'mAkE mE A gIaNt lEmOn bAtTeRy!'"
    -William Osman (2018)

    • @ninjanolan6328
      @ninjanolan6328 3 роки тому +1

      @@melmcflurry5793 I think it's just a joke.

    • @Greenworld6
      @Greenworld6 3 роки тому +2

      @@melmcflurry5793 Mark is literally in the video with him.

    • @melmcflurry5793
      @melmcflurry5793 3 роки тому +1

      @@Greenworld6 I'm an idiot

    • @Greenworld6
      @Greenworld6 3 роки тому +3

      @@melmcflurry5793 lol I don’t think that’s true.

    • @melmcflurry5793
      @melmcflurry5793 3 роки тому

      @@Greenworld6 would be surprised

  • @charlierw123
    @charlierw123 6 років тому +8018

    Plot of every William Osman Episode:
    "We made someone an unreasonable promise."
    "We have no time left."
    "I don't know how this is going to work."
    "Holy Shit we got it to work."
    Keep it up William.

    • @AsymptoteInverse
      @AsymptoteInverse 6 років тому +76

      He's like the engineering version of Roadkill.

    • @josharntt
      @josharntt 6 років тому +64

      Except without saying shit, don't want none of that demonetization

    • @RubyIsBored
      @RubyIsBored 6 років тому +51

      this is a family friendly channel please edit your profane comment

    • @_AniWatch
      @_AniWatch 5 років тому +8

      @@RubyIsBored I hope you are joking

    • @RubyIsBored
      @RubyIsBored 5 років тому +45

      @@_AniWatch yeah i was fucking joking, holy shit dude

  • @BratcherLev
    @BratcherLev 6 років тому +5274

    $800 worth of materials in the back of WIlliam's car doubles its value.

    • @Jarjarvideos
      @Jarjarvideos 6 років тому +222

      UA-camr fits 1,000 lemons into a single lemon

    • @tristancrocker3538
      @tristancrocker3538 6 років тому +58

      The values of gas in his car douvoes the value of his car

    • @Xshunin
      @Xshunin 6 років тому +33

      The materials are worth more than the car itself

    • @kardborrenk2704
      @kardborrenk2704 6 років тому +20

      Honestly I think one lemon quadruples the value of my car

    • @vincentrobinette1507
      @vincentrobinette1507 5 років тому +10

      $1,500 US. Don't forget the $700 US in copper!

  • @tjhtjh345
    @tjhtjh345 5 років тому +1917

    "So, how would you like the copper cut?"
    William: "uhhhh... " " *hot dog way* "

    • @GippyHappy
      @GippyHappy 5 років тому +148

      _A grown adult making an expensive purchase_

    • @EclipseeRaven
      @EclipseeRaven 5 років тому +18

      GippyHappy oh god that makes it 100x funnier

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 4 роки тому +6

      Further evidence that William is a child.

  • @dudus6566
    @dudus6566 2 роки тому +638

    it's like his brain resets every 15 minutes

    • @LybertyZ
      @LybertyZ 2 роки тому +13

      12:33 "So, uh, what are we doing?"
      "Science!"

    • @oofbruh2607
      @oofbruh2607 Рік тому +1

      mine pretty much does and now that you mention it i think youre right

    • @sentientplant9658
      @sentientplant9658 Рік тому +3

      "The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr Brain has long since departed."
      But truly, this is all of us at any given point lol

    • @iyiolaademola8456
      @iyiolaademola8456 Рік тому

      Understandable comment

    • @VoltisArt
      @VoltisArt Рік тому

      So all these years it's just been a dead CMOS battery. That probably explains a lot.

  • @toenibbler5982
    @toenibbler5982 6 років тому +1430

    "What's a resistor"
    A sad William "oh nooo"

    • @THINKER43
      @THINKER43 5 років тому +3

      Read stuff about Ohms law

    • @clairetakeuchi4123
      @clairetakeuchi4123 4 роки тому +5

      Muntazir aight but u don’t need to be that rude

    • @2kill555
      @2kill555 4 роки тому

      Muntazir bruh

  • @matt_selby
    @matt_selby 5 років тому +497

    "Nah, F*ck the car. I'm worried about the material." -Working Man

    • @dizzycheeser1920
      @dizzycheeser1920 5 років тому +25

      That guy is done with his life

    • @cybeermancom1
      @cybeermancom1 5 років тому +37

      He loves his job, zinc means alot to him :D

  • @tannershackelford27
    @tannershackelford27 5 років тому +946

    I like this it's very clear that he understands many things about electricity but he has a hard time putting it into words

    • @guy2574
      @guy2574 4 роки тому +41

      He went to college for electrical/mechanical engineering

    • @badassmastermax
      @badassmastermax 4 роки тому +21

      @@guy2574 tan s' statement still stands?

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 4 роки тому +16

      I'm exactly that kind of person. Smart but dumb.

    • @midgetman4206
      @midgetman4206 3 роки тому +8

      @@guy2574 he can probably solve most of his problems with planning but he's to lazy to do that and than he deals with those consequences, he is a strange person

    • @meatus3575
      @meatus3575 3 роки тому +2

      you just describes him perfectly and i dig it

  • @aron1089
    @aron1089 4 роки тому +600

    Cameraman John wanted a quarter so William gave him four. What a wholesome family

    • @Unknown_Ooh
      @Unknown_Ooh 3 роки тому +6

      That's a whole three extra pieces

  • @mrlonglegs9255
    @mrlonglegs9255 5 років тому +1917

    whrere did i go wrong? *kid starts flossing*

  • @gamergrill9629
    @gamergrill9629 5 років тому +9802

    I finally found the guy in the math questions

    • @kingofcats8561
      @kingofcats8561 4 роки тому +259

      Block Builder, Gina needs to buy 500.6557 lemons, 1 lemon cost $00.75. She has 1000 bucks, what does she have after buying the lemons.
      Answer: Mental illness :)

    • @ascendeddt3263
      @ascendeddt3263 4 роки тому +36

      Omg yes lol

    • @florianix8272
      @florianix8272 4 роки тому +43

      @@kingofcats8561 A lemon battery

    • @daboiyttheslowupdater3293
      @daboiyttheslowupdater3293 4 роки тому +14

      Block Builder HAAHAHAHAHAHAHHA nice golden shit here. 1000/10 shit points

    • @ced-forgot-name
      @ced-forgot-name 4 роки тому

      Give us wisdome

  • @cjrberens1404
    @cjrberens1404 5 років тому +559

    Watching William explain simple circuitry to a nasa engineer at one in the morning makes my day.

    • @Cabbagehater21
      @Cabbagehater21 2 роки тому +5

      Didn’t William work at nasa too?

    • @traditionalnative
      @traditionalnative 2 роки тому +7

      @Cameron Tupper Uh ... You need to do a bit more research, as he very much /did/ work at NASA for years, he's a literal NASA engineer my guy

    • @traditionalnative
      @traditionalnative 2 роки тому +5

      @@Cabbagehater21 Yeah, he did, actually, he's shown pictures of him working on space shuttles with others

  • @Nonfon
    @Nonfon Рік тому +42

    21:34 Do you think he's been planning the wear your hamster video for 5 years

  • @coyotedomino
    @coyotedomino 5 років тому +1595

    Imagine cats, in a bag. And the bag has two openings. At one end there’s a small man shoving more cats in...

  • @winterlock1576
    @winterlock1576 5 років тому +221

    7:17 His ears flop down in sadness as he cries out, "Nooooooo...." Adorable.

  • @Raina_The_Rogue
    @Raina_The_Rogue 5 років тому +6684

    william is chaotic good and mark is chaotic neutral
    bonus: michael is chaotic evil

    • @505DGuy
      @505DGuy 5 років тому +155

      What about cameraman john?

    • @Raina_The_Rogue
      @Raina_The_Rogue 5 років тому +350

      @@505DGuy true neutral i'm feeling lmao

    • @505DGuy
      @505DGuy 5 років тому +146

      @@Raina_The_Rogue I'm wondering if he's the NPC you think is true neutral but is in fact the true evil Big bad lying in wait

    • @timesanstheskeletontimesan5100
      @timesanstheskeletontimesan5100 5 років тому +26

      What about cameraman jon? Edit:dude, i think cameraman jon is like chaotic evil in hide

    • @William_Asston
      @William_Asston 5 років тому +91

      He'll nah Mark rober is neutral good he spends half his videos doing science for kids and supporting 3rd world countries. Michael is chaotic evil for sure

  • @chaingigan7545
    @chaingigan7545 4 роки тому +427

    Over one thousand dollars later and they swiveled a juicer a little
    *This is the best thing I’ve seen in years*

    • @imstupidbut
      @imstupidbut 2 роки тому

      you spoiled the video

    • @cubecubecubed3602
      @cubecubecubed3602 2 роки тому +3

      @@imstupidbut don't read the comments until you watch the video

    • @aeolus3145
      @aeolus3145 2 роки тому

      @@cubecubecubed3602 He’s too smart lol

  • @cakeharshly
    @cakeharshly 5 років тому +485

    There's not enough comments talking about camerman John and his antics.

    • @OncleClara
      @OncleClara 3 місяці тому

      Camera man John’s antics make me so happy

  • @Dakblake
    @Dakblake 6 років тому +2769

    I have to say William is the nicest most down to Earth, smartest, and coolest dude you will ever meet! It was great to see you at vidcon ma dude!

    • @Stereosandotherfun
      @Stereosandotherfun 6 років тому +13

      I bet William's as smart as any good engineer, but this video doesn't exactly make him look like Shahriar from The Signal Path

    • @Trelior
      @Trelior 4 роки тому +29

      @@Stereosandotherfun He's a wild card in that he's either the smartest idiot, or the dumbest smart person. Depends on who he's with. He's one around Mark, and the other around Michael and Ian. Which is he with whom? Yes.

    • @rabbiit8192
      @rabbiit8192 4 роки тому +1

      hi

    • @positivesquad
      @positivesquad 3 роки тому +15

      @@Trelior It does not really matter because the point of his videos is not to show how smart he is. He is just making entertaining funny videos. And he is really good at that.

    • @benji10bag42
      @benji10bag42 3 роки тому +1

      How much he paying you?

  • @Mexicanon
    @Mexicanon 5 років тому +624

    William Osman: spends about $1500 on sheet metal for lemons
    Also William Osman: Didn’t wanna spend $60 for a garbage disposal to make salsa

    • @JacksonV136
      @JacksonV136 3 роки тому +7

      Because he didn’t wanna let down Mark

    • @uselessDM
      @uselessDM 3 роки тому +22

      Pretty sure Mark paid for that though, based on what William says at 17:00.

  • @aroloxx
    @aroloxx 4 роки тому +164

    "When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade- make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these" ~Cave Johnson CEO of Aperture Science Innovators

    • @fineryx
      @fineryx 3 роки тому +1

      Not aperture science innovators but aperture science

    • @LambdaMiscellaneous
      @LambdaMiscellaneous 3 роки тому +2

      Lemonable combustions

    • @mrbfros454
      @mrbfros454 2 роки тому +1

      Yep, that’s what I think of every time I hear this phrase now. 😆

    • @Ditty-jq3hb
      @Ditty-jq3hb Рік тому

      When i was watching this video, i hoped someone was gonna say this, thank you!

    • @Deoxys369
      @Deoxys369 Рік тому +1

      I was hoping someone was gonna say this!

  • @ThePupSquad
    @ThePupSquad 5 років тому +2352

    Cameraman John makes me feel like I’m a loyal but simple dog watching my goofy owner make crazy machines in his (kinda sad) bachelor bad

    • @hotscottrulz
      @hotscottrulz 5 років тому +51

      I was trying to work out how to describe it, but yeah, you did it perfectly yourself!

    • @Mug_the_beanboy
      @Mug_the_beanboy 4 роки тому +46

      so wallace and gromit?

    • @iadtag1853
      @iadtag1853 4 роки тому +3

      YEEEAAH!!

    • @emmanuelreyes4895
      @emmanuelreyes4895 4 роки тому +24

      "Bachelor Bad" sounds so sad and 100x funnier than Bachelor Pad.
      Best Typo evr.

    • @TubeSurfer898
      @TubeSurfer898 4 роки тому +28

      Except his poor wife has to live in the "bachelor bad" with him. But yes. Perfect explanation.

  • @mojoo215
    @mojoo215 5 років тому +2110

    Mom? Can we get AA batteries?
    Mom: we have battery at home:
    Battery at home:

  • @SupernerdScrawl
    @SupernerdScrawl 6 років тому +480

    "Pull out for science.
    This is a family show.
    Guess where families come from."
    Not from pulling out!

    • @Ezekiel_Allium
      @Ezekiel_Allium 5 років тому +12

      Who said they pulled out in time.

    • @alansmithee419
      @alansmithee419 5 років тому +6

      Well, using that as an attempt to stop the family can cause a family. Idiots who go "oh we don't need proper contraception we'll just stop before the end" are far too often cursed with children. As soon as you *start* there is a chance they'll get pregnant.

    • @frosty_teacup
      @frosty_teacup 5 років тому +1

      @@alansmithee419 as soon as you locate and lock eyes with a potential partner, there is a chance of getting pregnant

  • @thelegend8570
    @thelegend8570 4 роки тому +210

    Imagine you hear William Osman outside your house at 3 am and he says "Hey youtube today we're going to be making a blood battery, now, we have to go get the blood"

    • @erikhendrych190
      @erikhendrych190 3 роки тому +9

      Make hamster battery that juices hamsters.

  • @trulyinfamous
    @trulyinfamous 6 років тому +1146

    I think William is exactly what a dog would be like if it became a person.

    • @likepolice5769
      @likepolice5769 5 років тому +14

      Truly Infamous those are called
      F u r r i e s

    • @bencatzilla
      @bencatzilla 5 років тому +41

      @@likepolice5769 no those are nothing like real dogs

    • @rrezonbeqiri5059
      @rrezonbeqiri5059 5 років тому +16

      @@likepolice5769 isn't that the opposite

    • @jacoblysinger
      @jacoblysinger 5 років тому +5

      He sometimes says "nya" though

    • @JacobHillSBD
      @JacobHillSBD 4 роки тому +13

      So THAT'S why he wanted to put all those cats in a bag.

  • @austinwallick8744
    @austinwallick8744 6 років тому +439

    I say this as a huge fan: William has got to be the most scatter-brained dude to ever science

  • @zageri
    @zageri 6 років тому +1106

    Taking in all costs, this video probably costed around $3000. Hats off

    • @DanHaiduc
      @DanHaiduc 6 років тому +21

      *gulp*

    • @parasiticangel8330
      @parasiticangel8330 5 років тому +22

      But it generates alot more from ad revenue

    • @Y7X7
      @Y7X7 5 років тому +99

      @@parasiticangel8330 nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. He did not earn $3000 for a million views, probably $300 earned back.

    • @rillafy7966
      @rillafy7966 5 років тому +5

      Jan Olav Ekkje he earns more overtime tho combined with other vids it pays back in the long run

    • @zdonuts9380
      @zdonuts9380 5 років тому +47

      @@Y7X7 I dont think people would be doing youtube full time if you only got $300 for one video that you spent a lot of money on and multiple days.

  • @DanTheMan-hk4rv
    @DanTheMan-hk4rv 4 роки тому +166

    I like how William put way more effort and money in his video and got 3 million views and then mark rober didn’t put in as much effort and got 18 million views like William is so underrated

    • @detroxx56784
      @detroxx56784 3 роки тому +15

      Mark just simply hacked the matrix and has the algorithm on his side. It's crazy how his videos blow up. Same with Veritasium. Some channels are just pushed like crazy by the algorithm.
      But I do agree. William deserves more views.

    • @H2o3G2a
      @H2o3G2a 3 роки тому +3

      I think mark puts a lot of work into his videos. Way more than William in my opinion. way more than anyone in this category.

    • @ParasiteEvel
      @ParasiteEvel 3 роки тому +6

      @@H2o3G2a Thats not what they said, they meant they believe Will put more work and cash into this video and got less views. Not that William puts more work than Mark in every video. Whether that's true or not i cant say as i dont watch one as much as the other so im not an authority. But what definitely is true is William is less watched. But 3mil is still some great numbers for YT in general.

    • @duck1sgood
      @duck1sgood 3 роки тому +23

      William said explicitly that Mark gave them a budget, indicating that the money spent on these are actually from Mark's pocket not his which makes sense cuz Mark got the sponsored money. Also William did all the work because this is his video... Mark put in the work in his video and thats how youtube work. You show your share of work in your own video. Mark also designed his zipwire and the whole solarcell roof. Do you think solarcells are cheap? no.
      So. Can we just stop comparing real people ffs. Its toxic af, uncalled for and quite literally contribute nothing to society

    • @ThrustersX
      @ThrustersX 3 роки тому +2

      @@H2o3G2a xray...

  • @kermitsewerside
    @kermitsewerside 6 років тому +747

    the things william does are so questionable but he’s a genius so ofc we’ll let it slide

    • @-magnus-8898
      @-magnus-8898 6 років тому +8

      kermit sewerside Ohio fried chicken???

    • @kevinromero4026
      @kevinromero4026 6 років тому

      The original purpose was to power a supercar

    • @kylebroflovski6382
      @kylebroflovski6382 6 років тому +3

      Magi Man fuck the paul bros.

    • @pruiz8432
      @pruiz8432 6 років тому

      Pauly bois

    • @sleepy-gamer
      @sleepy-gamer 6 років тому

      Wait I’m retarded what’s ofc? Is it official? Wow I’m lost 🤪

  • @Sam-he8tc
    @Sam-he8tc 6 років тому +328

    Michael Reeves: Makes car he can drive with his mind. William Osman: CAN WE MAKE A BATTERY OUT OF FRUIT???

    • @Draco-wq1ch
      @Draco-wq1ch 6 років тому +25

      We need more Michael x William collabs

    • @awlomthesheepermen
      @awlomthesheepermen 6 років тому +1

      Sam LaTourette now they live together

    • @giskard80
      @giskard80 5 років тому +1

      sam eh? Are you sure? Cause, you kinda look like Michael with an h3 beard. Just saying. We need a close-up, to check for retinal burns.

    • @pixely_ninja229
      @pixely_ninja229 5 років тому

      @@Draco-wq1ch im from the future informing you they're roomates and a more direct collab would be awesome

    • @Draco-wq1ch
      @Draco-wq1ch 5 років тому

      @@pixely_ninja229 It's a great future we live in.

  • @maddee4543
    @maddee4543 5 років тому +613

    guy who sold william the zinc:
    “i’m worried about the material. you can ding it and scratch it easily”
    william:
    15:43

    • @AssistantCoreAQI
      @AssistantCoreAQI 4 роки тому +38

      HowToBazinc.

    • @Trelior
      @Trelior 4 роки тому +20

      To be fair, the zinc is being used for nothing other than an electrode. I'm sure that if scuffs or damage mattered, Mark wouldn't have let him make a cacophontage with it.

    • @enter_feeling6042
      @enter_feeling6042 3 роки тому +1

      The protection layer was still mostly on

    • @peppersalt
      @peppersalt 3 роки тому +4

      @@AssistantCoreAQI HowToAcidic

    • @ThePhantomSafetyPin
      @ThePhantomSafetyPin 3 роки тому

      @@peppersalt Underrated comment.

  • @wolfwires
    @wolfwires Рік тому +21

    "there's a project i've always wanted to do where i have a hampster!"
    that's foreshadowing

  • @silaswarner2053
    @silaswarner2053 6 років тому +333

    6:41 "we can go to hot dog and get costco"

  • @peacefulapocalypse9245
    @peacefulapocalypse9245 5 років тому +450

    I lost it when I saw the flip-flops
    You're cutting sheet metal in flip-flops

    • @midgetman4206
      @midgetman4206 3 роки тому +17

      me too, i was thinking "oh man, osha won't like that"

    • @Sidararas2007
      @Sidararas2007 3 роки тому

      I lost my feel for laugh

    • @Happy-to3tf
      @Happy-to3tf 3 роки тому +15

      Rules are made so you can understand, and then break them safely

    • @tadwood8521
      @tadwood8521 3 роки тому +1

      I see you've never been to Australia 😆

    • @markshort9098
      @markshort9098 3 роки тому +1

      What's wrong with flip flops.. i cut metal and weld or run a lathe or milling machine all the time in flip flops but that's only in winter, in summer i go barefoot 🇦🇺

  • @mykilpee
    @mykilpee 5 років тому +391

    This guy explaining how a lemon battery works too kids is how most math teachers I've had taught anything... Especially matrix math...

  • @J4K_Shred
    @J4K_Shred 2 роки тому +23

    Think of voltage as how hard you punch someone, and think of amps as how much mass is your fist, so a small hand going really fast will sting, but a big monster hand going slow will knock you down

  • @jefftheworld
    @jefftheworld 5 років тому +136

    If you use potatoes boiled for about 10 minutes, cut into quarters and then wedged between a zinc anode and copper cathode you can get a whole lot of power of out them.

    • @charlottepx1707
      @charlottepx1707 5 років тому +8

      You can even put a GLaDOS in those potatoes!

    • @lysmith3454
      @lysmith3454 4 роки тому +2

      Potato mashing machine powered by sliced boiled potatoes.

  • @killurmum6664
    @killurmum6664 6 років тому +504

    Wow, using lemon slaves to crush their own brethren. So cruel.

  • @d-lynnz7855
    @d-lynnz7855 6 років тому +379

    You should've just titled this "How many lemons does it take to make lemonade"

  • @johnnybojan
    @johnnybojan 4 роки тому +26

    The editing is just godlike here, I lost it when the dog came with a logo on it

  • @testnamepleaseignore526
    @testnamepleaseignore526 6 років тому +80

    Osman and Reeves posting in the same hour, my lucky day

    • @AdoptedWartortle
      @AdoptedWartortle 6 років тому +3

      ZachAttrax more like ZachAnal, amiright get nie-nied your name is fucking gay

    • @vatipaa22
      @vatipaa22 6 років тому

      Lemon powered mindcontrolled car

  • @socialus5689
    @socialus5689 6 років тому +580

    When life gives you lemons.
    Donate them to William Osman.

    • @Sandium
      @Sandium 6 років тому +3

      Socialus demand to see life’s manager and make life take their lemons back, is what I think you meant to say. (I’m not sorry)

    • @vicenteperez2136
      @vicenteperez2136 5 років тому

      so then he can make mark rober a giant lemon battery

    • @sky0kast0
      @sky0kast0 5 років тому

      @@Sandium nice portal 2 reference

  • @pilotflux8005
    @pilotflux8005 6 років тому +402

    When life burns your house down, buy $1600 worth of sheet metals and buy 1000 lemons to make an inefficient battery.

    • @stefcho2004
      @stefcho2004 6 років тому +12

      First of all Mark Rober gave him a budget and even though he blew past it, the money is still mark’s

    • @drunkenmasterii3250
      @drunkenmasterii3250 6 років тому

      ''at first I was afraid, I was petrified...'' she doesn't say ''at second, something something'' you're a liar.

    • @lolwutman
      @lolwutman 6 років тому +4

      First of all is part of a list, it isnt an expression on its own.

    • @cdgonepotatoes4219
      @cdgonepotatoes4219 6 років тому +4

      engrish haaaaaaard

    • @vapelordeon9364
      @vapelordeon9364 6 років тому +7

      He's trying to burn life's house down...
      With the lemons

  • @cyborgcat4262
    @cyborgcat4262 4 роки тому +16

    "pullout for science"
    "it's a family show"
    "that's where families come from"
    William Osman has just beat youtube at their own game

  • @iurichiba
    @iurichiba 6 років тому +123

    It's strange how Mark's video is so much more well produced, well thought out, well edited, well explained, has more views, etc. But I still like our boi Osman's video way more.

    • @dutchik5107
      @dutchik5107 6 років тому +21

      Iuri Chiba it's called character

    • @SnapdragonFilm
      @SnapdragonFilm 6 років тому +7

      it’s called talent

    • @brycehayden5781
      @brycehayden5781 6 років тому +5

      It's called not being gay

    • @dowdayjing8442
      @dowdayjing8442 6 років тому +3

      Iuri Chiba, I like the editing better here. It takes a genius to distill the barely controlled chaos that is William Osman

  • @JackmanWorks
    @JackmanWorks 6 років тому +114

    0:04 Wow! Your video editing skills are really next level guys, I was completely convinced that was Mark until I watched it back again

  • @tomg4492
    @tomg4492 5 років тому +89

    If 3 cats walk through a long thin tube it will take a long time. If 3 cats walk through a long wide tube they will walk in parallel and faster.
    R E S I S T A N C E

    • @nicolaimfpetersen4072
      @nicolaimfpetersen4072 4 роки тому +5

      They Will Walk parallel no matter what, just om different axis

    • @potto1488
      @potto1488 3 роки тому +2

      This does not work with fibre

  • @noahandrewsandrews7830
    @noahandrewsandrews7830 4 роки тому +7

    At 15:19 Mark is really good at playing the drums who agrees with me?

  • @yeahitsyieh
    @yeahitsyieh 6 років тому +167

    "and then we can go to hotdog and get Costco" quality content

    • @malvrius
      @malvrius 5 років тому

      As soon as i seen this i heard him say it.... LOL

  • @renthehag
    @renthehag 6 років тому +1473

    When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

    • @BenTo609
      @BenTo609 6 років тому +29

      TuttiTunes Cave Johnson

    • @Jmcgee1125
      @Jmcgee1125 6 років тому +97

      The point is: If we can store music on a compact disc, why can't we store a man's intelligence and personality on one? So I have the engineers figuring that out now. Brain Mapping. Artificial Intelligence. We should have been working on it thirty years ago. I will say this - and I'm gonna say it on tape so everybody hears it a hundred times a day: If I die before you people can pour me into a computer, I want Caroline to run this place. Now, she'll argue. She'll say she can't. She's modest like that. But you make her. Hell, put her in my computer. I don't care. Alright, test's over. You can head on back to your desk.

    • @anunexpectedturnofevents1551
      @anunexpectedturnofevents1551 6 років тому +10

      PORTAL 2 yesssssssssss

    • @blender11th
      @blender11th 6 років тому +6

      Life: do you have a receipt

    • @brandonbulthuis2740
      @brandonbulthuis2740 6 років тому +23

      Tfw combustible lemons actually burn your house down

  • @dannydeko331
    @dannydeko331 5 років тому +136

    6:40
    *"And then we can go to hotdog and get Costco"*
    _William Osman - 2018_

    • @zanyband
      @zanyband 3 роки тому +9

      i was looking through comments for someone to say tis

  • @aznperswazn
    @aznperswazn 2 роки тому +11

    I'm so late to this awesome person. I really love how we are seeing his thought processes...all the stops and changes. It's real and relatable and I love his sense of humor. Thank you for the content!

  • @BradyTCooke
    @BradyTCooke 5 років тому +383

    *makes contact with extraterrestrial beings*
    William: what up aliens

    • @Onyxthefem
      @Onyxthefem 4 роки тому +4

      Brady T. Cooke “What up outer space willies”

  • @NotRelevant1
    @NotRelevant1 6 років тому +139

    Try making a battery powered by cats and a small man (Michael reeves) that will power a terrible invention.

    • @nightshade1807
      @nightshade1807 6 років тому +2

      luc lachapelle lmao Michael reeves

  • @Travis7060312
    @Travis7060312 5 років тому +82

    "What's a resistor?"
    "Oh no . . ."

  • @Brakvash
    @Brakvash 4 роки тому +26

    "Fuck the car. What about the material!?"
    I love this guy.

  • @buddhagreene9010
    @buddhagreene9010 6 років тому +63

    HOMEBOY WAS WORKING WITH A WATERJET IN FLIP FLOPS! I NEED THAT JOB!

  • @caboebinger
    @caboebinger 6 років тому +46

    “You know what? Let’s go to fry’s. Let’s buy a motor.
    And We can go to Hotdog and get a Costco!”

  • @ognok6698
    @ognok6698 5 років тому +188

    "cut them in half hot dog way"
    -fully grown man

  • @queasyjuice1234
    @queasyjuice1234 3 роки тому +7

    This was honestly the best William Osman video I have seen. Thanks Will! Your the best.

  • @TannerTech
    @TannerTech 6 років тому +195

    Lemon power wall > Tesla power wall

  • @ThePupSquad
    @ThePupSquad 5 років тому +183

    Cameraman John makes me feel like a little kid watching my goofy single dad try to fulfill himself through his machines bc homemaking sure didn’t

  • @OT3S
    @OT3S 6 років тому +247

    Make a laser lawn mower

  • @baz2084
    @baz2084 3 роки тому +6

    I love that I was listening to your videos in the background during work, finished my work and managed to come back to the video just as you rick rolled me, props my man.

  • @theletterkei
    @theletterkei 5 років тому +77

    "the zinc scratches and dings very easily"
    15:43

    • @zac-wd5vw
      @zac-wd5vw 5 років тому +1

      Be also said he didn't care

    • @theletterkei
      @theletterkei 5 років тому +2

      @@zac-wd5vw yeah but I still think it's funny

  • @logancattanach9342
    @logancattanach9342 5 років тому +56

    I’ve been watching for a long time and while rewatching your vids I realized I live in the same town as you.

  • @bruhmoment5777
    @bruhmoment5777 5 років тому +143

    He reminds me if Flint from cloudy with a chance if meatballs

    • @gannonruby1119
      @gannonruby1119 5 років тому +8

      It took me too long to figure out the "if" was a typo

    • @krowbard
      @krowbard 4 роки тому +8

      F L I N T L O C K W O O D

    • @tristan3456
      @tristan3456 4 роки тому +1

      FLINT LOCKWOOOOOOOOOOOD

  • @Ali_Aktbabwa
    @Ali_Aktbabwa 4 роки тому +18

    "so you're saying somebody with a GI track problem couldn't do that to a lab coat"? 😂😂😂

  • @JoeMakes
    @JoeMakes 6 років тому +782

    Sorry to say, but that kids flossin skills are phenomenally better than your science teaching skills. Sad, but never gonna give you up and let you down

    • @melfuyuki
      @melfuyuki 6 років тому +23

      yea but id prefer him as my science teacher over most of my science teachers

    • @JoeMakes
      @JoeMakes 6 років тому

      so true

    • @cdgonepotatoes4219
      @cdgonepotatoes4219 6 років тому

      Never gonna haul around and desert you

    • @-magnus-8898
      @-magnus-8898 6 років тому +1

      We're no strangers to love
      You know the rules and so do I
      A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
      You wouldn't get this from any other guy
      I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
      Gotta make you understand
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
      Inside we both know what's been going on
      We know the game and we're gonna play it
      And if you ask me how I'm feeling
      Don't tell me you're too blind to see
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give, never gonna give
      (Give you up)
      (Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give
      (Give you up)
      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
      Inside we both know what's been going on
      We know the game and we're gonna play it
      I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
      Gotta make you understand
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry

    • @nubnubthegreat8215
      @nubnubthegreat8215 6 років тому +2

      Screw off with your fortnite bullshit

  • @LoydAvenheart
    @LoydAvenheart 5 років тому +15

    4:33 This shot was literal art.

  • @Mathman420
    @Mathman420 5 років тому +277

    William: “what are we doing?”
    Actual scientist: “Science!”

    • @usagi2934
      @usagi2934 5 років тому +29

      I'm now quite certain that every scientist are more than happy to do stupid shit as long as they got money

    • @ThePhantomSafetyPin
      @ThePhantomSafetyPin 3 роки тому +5

      @@usagi2934 I have a science degree myself, in Cell and Molecular Biology actually. I can confirm that every single scientist in existence absolutely is more than happy to do stupid shit for science, money or not, if the idea is semi-feasible and sounds fun enough.

  • @Katia_Managan
    @Katia_Managan Рік тому +5

    21:34 HAMSTER VEST FORESHADOWING
    It was planned all along!

  • @nathanlapp6369
    @nathanlapp6369 5 років тому +49

    Next one : how many electric eels you need to agitate to cook an eel.

  • @5MadMovieMakers
    @5MadMovieMakers 6 років тому +25

    Mark’s guest room has upgraded from air mattress to solid bed, that’s good to see

  • @redimm4102
    @redimm4102 6 років тому +27

    "The Enrichment Center reminds you that although circumstances may appear bleak, you are not alone. All Aperture Science personality constructs will remain functional in apocalyptic, low power environments of as few as 1.1 volts."

    • @lilthotslayerakayungsweetp7109
      @lilthotslayerakayungsweetp7109 6 років тому +1

      Redimm GO HOME STONKY NERD

    • @cooliofoolio
      @cooliofoolio 6 років тому

      Now we know what Cave Johnson did with all those lemons

    • @bof0079
      @bof0079 6 років тому

      imagine how slow the chambers would take to transform :/

  • @TheDoritoBoi
    @TheDoritoBoi 4 роки тому +4

    Mark rober and william osman are two very different distinct types of engineers. Choatic and hyper disciplined

  • @lilmonkey8553
    @lilmonkey8553 5 років тому +87

    6:41 “lets go to hot dog and get Costco” 😂 I’m dead

    • @Fierywell
      @Fierywell 5 років тому +1

      Timotainment entered the chat

    • @coleteets6814
      @coleteets6814 4 роки тому +1

      Is that guy skateboarding? 11:08

  • @denied7616
    @denied7616 5 років тому +10

    william sounds so surprised and happy that mark believed in him. im crying, he's so precious 💜

  • @kellenbrinton5637
    @kellenbrinton5637 6 років тому +185

    The one potato. Also William is was great to meet you at vidcon

  • @carterlichti182
    @carterlichti182 3 роки тому +2

    Honestly. I have ASD and really struggle in my engineering math classes. I think you're cat metaphors would help me a lot. Wish tutors talked more like UA-cam scientists

  • @proccessingunit2337
    @proccessingunit2337 6 років тому +180

    *PULL OUT PULL OUT PULL OUT*
    "That's where families come from"

  • @wsmith2401
    @wsmith2401 5 років тому +192

    "what's a resistor" girl saying what we were all thinking

    • @sci_pain3409
      @sci_pain3409 5 років тому +16

      no, it’s making me want to slam my head on my desk.

    • @radughita1992
      @radughita1992 4 роки тому +5

      @@sci_pain3409 More than the flossing little turd?

    • @LinxinMusic
      @LinxinMusic 4 роки тому +2

      sci_pain
      Can you explain what a resistor is?

    • @clonetheory3343
      @clonetheory3343 4 роки тому +2

      @@LinxinMusic it lowers the amperage thruogh the circuit

    • @clonetheory3343
      @clonetheory3343 4 роки тому +1

      Amperes are the current flow

  • @alexfaudel5245
    @alexfaudel5245 5 років тому +70

    "A lot of them are really small"
    Shit those are the biggest lemons I've ever seen, colorado doesn't get good citrus fruits apparently cause I didnt know they could get that big lol

    • @gator4458
      @gator4458 4 роки тому

      I live in Maryland and our lemons our super small.

  • @josiahphillips421
    @josiahphillips421 2 роки тому +5

    Watching William explain chemistry is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen 😂

  • @N8McKay26
    @N8McKay26 4 роки тому +42

    “Pull out for science.”
    “FAMILY SHOW”
    “thats where families come from...”

  • @shiroborowski2270
    @shiroborowski2270 5 років тому +44

    I honestly love how its mostly only William talking, and then the "camera man" never speaks. Do you ever wonder if they are like a robot or something... YOU NEVER KNOW... (also yes im binge watching these videos. lord)

  • @rohitas2050
    @rohitas2050 6 років тому +18

    I love how he goes from a circuit diagram to a man shoving cats in a bag lol

  • @conallgraham8919
    @conallgraham8919 3 роки тому +3

    I’m rewatching this video and I’m shocked that my physics lessons are actually helping me understand William try to explain the power output

  • @Darkmoone1
    @Darkmoone1 6 років тому +77

    One day Williams insanity will lead to the invention of flying cars.
    7:18 ...Ears falling as you said no was a good touch.

    • @brayanpinto9709
      @brayanpinto9709 6 років тому +1

      Darkmoone1 I'm glad someone pointed that out

    • @dreamnetworkrp
      @dreamnetworkrp 5 років тому

      ^

    • @avareese8347
      @avareese8347 5 років тому

      Ha

    • @Sarah-gb6us
      @Sarah-gb6us 5 років тому

      It's so freacking cute :} he sounds and looks like a little disappointed child :(

    • @quackkith
      @quackkith 5 років тому

      flying cars technically already exist, i mean the “levitate.” also, levitating trains, created by magnets repelling eachother lol
      r/iamverysmart

  • @tiabean1635
    @tiabean1635 5 років тому +76

    "Let's go to Fry's and get a motor and then let's go to Hotdog and get a Costco" lol. 🤭😂😂

  • @funboxentertainment1745
    @funboxentertainment1745 6 років тому +70

    There's a small man shoving cats in... YOU CAN MEASURE THAT.

  • @notmychairnotmyprblm
    @notmychairnotmyprblm 3 роки тому +5

    William-*Rick rolls each and everyone of us like some kind of evil genius.*
    Also William- “lets finish this up so we can get CostCos from hotdog.”
    👌🏻🤣

  • @ualgun
    @ualgun 6 років тому +63

    6:38 "lets go to hotdog and get costco" I want to meet you and be friends with you so, so much.

    • @1fleshnhim
      @1fleshnhim Рік тому

      um actually when he said that it was at 6:41 🤓 (Written by my son)

  • @thedebtcollecter5006
    @thedebtcollecter5006 4 роки тому +61

    "Let's go to hot dog to get Costco"
    - William Osman

  • @Kieran28
    @Kieran28 5 років тому +60

    "When life gives you lemons Mark Rober calls you and says MAKE ME A GIANT LEMON BATTERY!"
    -William Osman