Elon’s Salute & The Inauguration Bishop | The Tim Dillon Show

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  • @Bjamin9891
    @Bjamin9891 9 днів тому +4197

    A moment of silence for Tim’s wife and 6 children lost in the palisades May their memory live on in all of us

    • @BakedPotatoesBooty
      @BakedPotatoesBooty 9 днів тому +93

      Amen

    • @nntebi1422
      @nntebi1422 9 днів тому +57

      Amen

    • @ivywoodxrecords
      @ivywoodxrecords 9 днів тому +152

      Timmy Jr, Tabitha, Tammy (she had no shot anyways), Tyler, Teagan (future Les, name was his wifes choice), and Terrence (adopted)

    • @KellyTour-d9s
      @KellyTour-d9s 9 днів тому

      Two men cannot make babies.

    • @Bjamin9891
      @Bjamin9891 9 днів тому

      @@ivywoodxrecords Tammy will not be missed….she at 7 was a staunch advocate for Newsom and rumored to be his illegitimate daughter

  • @waltrogersmusic
    @waltrogersmusic 9 днів тому +1637

    Weekly reminder than Tim Dillon is a deeply, deeply closeted straight man.✍🏼

  • @IamAFishAlien
    @IamAFishAlien 9 днів тому +537

    I play this on the speaker system on my farm and my dad was working with me today and you had him laughing with tears coming out of his eyes the whole time😂

    • @lifeisinserthere
      @lifeisinserthere 9 днів тому +31

      I've got my Dad (named Tim--mine is Dylan lol) HOOKED on Tim as well!!! It truly is a nice feeling to give back!! 😂

    • @AlaskaBasedJesus
      @AlaskaBasedJesus 8 днів тому +59

      My dad is dead

    • @mufasaaa8520
      @mufasaaa8520 8 днів тому +22

      Mine abandoned us

    • @twok5111
      @twok5111 8 днів тому

      Thank God ❤​@@mufasaaa8520

    • @jeep2
      @jeep2 8 днів тому +19

      Mine was aborted

  • @brrrrr1112
    @brrrrr1112 9 днів тому +354

    The "irish can't stand to be celebrated" bit is one of my favorite in a while. Spot on

    • @MatataMcCleskey
      @MatataMcCleskey 9 днів тому +19

      The only thing that makes sense to me. I thought it was just my family like that.

    • @lifeisinserthere
      @lifeisinserthere 9 днів тому +9

      The more I listen to Tim the more I become proud of my red beard!! Haha we truly are a fucked up people!! 😂😂😂

    • @mbc9290
      @mbc9290 8 днів тому +12

      What else is it?
      Didn’t Freud say that the Irish are also impervious to psychoanalysis?! 😅

    • @empty_chair
      @empty_chair 7 днів тому +4

      @@lifeisinserthere ill drink to that

    • @lifeisinserthere
      @lifeisinserthere 7 днів тому +1

      @@empty_chair hell yeah!! 😅

  • @njigyfd
    @njigyfd 9 днів тому +303

    Dillon is one of the best long-form riffers around. His rolling and wandering observations are excellent and of-the-moment - this may be one of the most effervescent artforms - keep going Mr. Dillon!

    • @lifeisinserthere
      @lifeisinserthere 9 днів тому +7

      He's like an even more crude and intuitive reincarnation of Bill Hicks!!

    • @Bryan-dj7oh
      @Bryan-dj7oh 8 днів тому +7

      Exactly! That is why we hate when he has guests. At least I do.

    • @dominicellis1867
      @dominicellis1867 8 днів тому +2

      I was really afraid of his take on Elon, but my god was it hilarious and accurate. Our Dillon is back!!!

    • @joshuagoldstein8116
      @joshuagoldstein8116 8 днів тому +2

      He's doing the weave. 😂

    • @MrDzdevil
      @MrDzdevil 8 днів тому

      There is a bit more to his art form, Tim is propped up and shills for the establishment. Think not? quick goog of dr shiva and shatter the swarm answers all questions. Try it

  • @jayweiss4378
    @jayweiss4378 10 днів тому +1834

    We don’t need the Tim Dillion radio station in GTA6… we want to be him walking around ranting and rampaging😂

    • @BenjaminStolen
      @BenjaminStolen 10 днів тому +121

      Nah I’d prefer the radio station

    • @YinzerPC
      @YinzerPC 10 днів тому

      radio is a start…. it’s a much, much bigger convo with @RockStarGames to make @TimDillonShow a #mainCharacter tho 🙈 maybe in an alt universe 🤷‍♂️ ?? #4sho except I’m not positive hashtags do anything on UA-cam 🤣

    • @YinzerPC
      @YinzerPC 10 днів тому +11

      #itsSOfunnyITSnotFUNNY #haha

    • @CP-ch8zu
      @CP-ch8zu 9 днів тому +60

      He needs a table out in front of the Cluckin Bell handing out shots of gravy

    • @420timdillonisonpercs
      @420timdillonisonpercs 9 днів тому +42

      Why not both?

  • @cdm765
    @cdm765 9 днів тому +843

    A prayer for Tim during this challenging time.

    • @F8dg9
      @F8dg9 9 днів тому +14

      Prayers for his recovery from invisalign dentistry

    • @nitrousnine
      @nitrousnine 9 днів тому +8

      I wish him well.

    • @spaffron4285
      @spaffron4285 9 днів тому +13

      His house burnt down and these sick ppl want him to celebrate his birthday

    • @Iamsiafu
      @Iamsiafu 9 днів тому

      I think he'll take to conversion therapy well.

    • @words4dyslexicon
      @words4dyslexicon 7 днів тому +1

      I'm sure that he's well wished..

  • @Lightt47
    @Lightt47 9 днів тому +182

    Tim Dillon‘s wife and kids die in a fire and the man is still here giving us content! what a guy!

  • @brandonswhispers
    @brandonswhispers 8 днів тому +64

    “They’re on raw Molly, Mr. president” took me out 😂

  • @davea136
    @davea136 9 днів тому +22

    And Tim is still giving us hours of entertainment, even while suffering from his recent loss. What a trouper!

  • @domja9389
    @domja9389 9 днів тому +280

    Tim taught me to be confident in my fake business.

    • @glowindark64
      @glowindark64 9 днів тому +8

      Tim taught me how to take hot slop to the dome

    • @johncampbell4402
      @johncampbell4402 9 днів тому +5

      I love fake biz! I got a pretty big warehouse with a lot of employees. My help wanted flyers are pretty good to.

    • @Carlwilliamsburner
      @Carlwilliamsburner 7 днів тому

      @@johncampbell4402 I’m making a couple million every month on fake business. The moneys great I just can’t access it at the moment

    • @peterrhines1516
      @peterrhines1516 7 днів тому

      The American Dream really.

  • @jopo7996
    @jopo7996 9 днів тому +867

    Apparently, the new Tesla Model SS has the fascist acceleration ever.

    • @tinytattoomike7943
      @tinytattoomike7943 9 днів тому +68

      If you press the third pedal on right 😉

    • @oa2323
      @oa2323 9 днів тому +7

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @mattbryant8656
      @mattbryant8656 9 днів тому

      Heil is this not top comment I can nazi how it only has 20 reichs

    • @Jeff-tt7wj
      @Jeff-tt7wj 9 днів тому +11

      10/10 comments good job

    • @DekkarJr
      @DekkarJr 9 днів тому +3

      HAHAH!

  • @StylishCatfish
    @StylishCatfish 9 днів тому +879

    “Hitler, the politician.”
    Ohhh, THAT Hitler.

    • @OSRSBERG
      @OSRSBERG 9 днів тому +36

      Odd looking duck

    • @rafaelvazquez7465
      @rafaelvazquez7465 9 днів тому +32

      I thought the painter

    • @dannybowden5296
      @dannybowden5296 9 днів тому +2

      yeah, that one! What else did you think he was doing?

    •  9 днів тому +2

      @@spacecadet7606 too late

    • @Flike245
      @Flike245 9 днів тому +22

      Hitler? The Austrian painter??

  • @Lionsfan343
    @Lionsfan343 9 днів тому +25

    Tim I cried laughing at the Elon bit you are the fucking best man one of the funniest people alive 😂

  • @ahmedhamed1092
    @ahmedhamed1092 9 днів тому +13

    How he continues to put out these news broadcasts despite his losses to his family in LA, just incredible. I’m sure the African American family he saved were grateful

  • @j0sh707
    @j0sh707 9 днів тому +927

    I'll admit, I was one of the people that misunderstood Elon's message. Now that Tim cleared it up, I'm on board...

  • @Shiny101
    @Shiny101 9 днів тому +822

    Feels like Tim is done with Blue Chew lol. He just read that ad like he was a Hamas hostage.

  • @mk36destructor
    @mk36destructor 9 днів тому +425

    Why was Tim barred from the LA fire briefing last night? The people demand answers.

    • @thecastle09
      @thecastle09 9 днів тому +12

      Bass can’t handle jack.

    • @troyrager1352
      @troyrager1352 9 днів тому +15

      He lost everything they owe him bigly.

    • @TacticalShinebox
      @TacticalShinebox 9 днів тому

      He held court at the LAX mens room glory hole

    • @PortoDylan
      @PortoDylan 8 днів тому +5

      they didnt think he was actually gay

    • @je__.
      @je__. 2 дні тому

      clearly they hate the descendant of Irish slave

  • @jasonmaruszak812
    @jasonmaruszak812 8 днів тому +13

    I’m Tim’s age, he’s my age too. I haven’t cried laughing to anything in many many years, and Tim has made me cry laughing about 20 times in the last few

  • @AmyZdrzalka
    @AmyZdrzalka 9 днів тому +26

    The response to the church leader is amazing!! 🤣🤣🤣👍😊

    • @jpineapple9495
      @jpineapple9495 4 дні тому +2

      it was so ridiculous and hilarious when the soft spoken religious leader asked for love and mercy. cringe compassion. we are beyond that.

    • @natas12rm
      @natas12rm 3 дні тому +2

      @@jpineapple9495things like love, compassion, mercy are considered nasty by Drumpf. I believe he even said that’s a nasty women with her love and mercy talk.😂😂

    • @jpineapple9495
      @jpineapple9495 3 дні тому +1

      @ @natas yes, truly cringe and absurd for a preacher to preach something like mercy. we really need to take a step back and see what we have become when preachers are stooping to preach. it comes across like preaching.

  • @TRICKYRIDE
    @TRICKYRIDE 9 днів тому +196

    I think it is safe to say Tim Dillon may or may not have had an altercation with a barista

    • @davidadiwego4608
      @davidadiwego4608 8 днів тому +2

      He was having a bad day, and she got his order wrong for the last time. 😆

  • @matthewt3369
    @matthewt3369 9 днів тому +186

    Tim bringing up his birthday at the start is his way of celebrating himself low key lol

    • @maloojisloves6586
      @maloojisloves6586 9 днів тому +3

      1000% 😂 ❤M

    • @Originalchili
      @Originalchili 9 днів тому +11

      Don't be fooled, that queen Tim loves the attention

    • @jakethesnake4971
      @jakethesnake4971 9 днів тому +7

      Since you said "low key" whatever you're saying means more and carries more meaning.

    • @kamcobbe
      @kamcobbe 9 днів тому

      As long as it's low key, it's fine.

  • @Squirrel-of-the-burl
    @Squirrel-of-the-burl 9 днів тому +165

    Tim, my baby is already asleep today. I can just listen to your podcast for my own enjoyment today, lol. Thank you for entertaining this stressed out mom.

    • @Photik
      @Photik 9 днів тому +12

      Hi mom

    • @maloojisloves6586
      @maloojisloves6586 9 днів тому +33

      I, too, am a stressed out mom listening to Tim Dillon. Toddlers are insane. 😂🙃 ❤M

    • @RomeHargrove
      @RomeHargrove 9 днів тому +8

      Hope y’all have a lovely day 🍻

    • @HarryPairatestes363
      @HarryPairatestes363 9 днів тому +22

      We wish you well.

    • @WaifuManchu
      @WaifuManchu 9 днів тому

      How old is your baby? My little girl is almost 4 months and we listen to uncle Tim together every Saturday morning.

  • @Alaskan_VØïÐ
    @Alaskan_VØïР9 днів тому +50

    So brave for Tim to be here with us after losing EVERYTHING in the fires… 🔥 🤙🏼

  • @michaelr3583
    @michaelr3583 9 днів тому +38

    Tim's Elon take was brilliant

    • @rinnypink
      @rinnypink День тому

      Better than any political expert I've heard.

  • @dylan_bartel4
    @dylan_bartel4 9 днів тому +181

    “Not only was she not 29, but she was severely ill”

  • @user-jw7id9ww7t
    @user-jw7id9ww7t 9 днів тому +310

    Elon is just trying to beat the fake gamer allegations.

    • @Jeff-tt7wj
      @Jeff-tt7wj 9 днів тому +30

      Asmongold is watching

    • @ThePulaskiPumper
      @ThePulaskiPumper 9 днів тому

      ​@@Jeff-tt7wjno his rat alarm clock hasn't woken him up yet

    • @mattcoccopuffs
      @mattcoccopuffs 9 днів тому +13

      ​@@Jeff-tt7wjAsmongold? More like Asmonsilver!

    • @glowindark64
      @glowindark64 9 днів тому +6

      ​@@mattcoccopuffsmore like as...MONG-old

    • @nerdpoleoniii1913
      @nerdpoleoniii1913 9 днів тому

      ​@@Jeff-tt7wj...you.

  • @fatangus4661
    @fatangus4661 9 днів тому +108

    Holy crap! His transgender Bishop impersonation had me in stitches all morning... hilarious!

    • @Dutch_Rudder
      @Dutch_Rudder 9 днів тому +4

      It was very relatable.

    • @EzziiG
      @EzziiG 7 днів тому +1

      I'm crying 😂🤣🤣

    • @Simone79126
      @Simone79126 3 дні тому

      “We are all strangers in the night…” 😂😂😂

  • @brianmarshall9565
    @brianmarshall9565 7 днів тому +17

    I'm telling my kids this is Rush Limbaugh.

  • @oregonmadden8693
    @oregonmadden8693 9 днів тому +22

    “Raw molly raw molly Mr president” 😅😂🤣

  • @hamburgers365
    @hamburgers365 9 днів тому +150

    Tim Dillon for press secretary, let's make it happen

    • @fatangus4661
      @fatangus4661 8 днів тому +3

      @hamburgers365 this is one of the best ideas I've ever heard

    • @elucidation3064
      @elucidation3064 8 днів тому +2

      In a better world perhaps.

    • @friendlyNeighborhoodTaxpayer
      @friendlyNeighborhoodTaxpayer 8 днів тому +1

      This comment shows up on alot of videos. I like it. Lets keep it as top comment from now on frens

    • @Iamnotamonster
      @Iamnotamonster 8 днів тому

      Him and Alex Jones double teaming that shit!

  • @remus2565
    @remus2565 9 днів тому +128

    "The old world has died"
    Being someone born in '83, I see this soo much. I lived before the internet and the world and people are so different now. And you cannot turn back the hands of time unless there is a big disruption, which many in the middle and the lower class will feel the brunt of it.

    • @blakenunndrums
      @blakenunndrums 9 днів тому +25

      83 here as well...I understand. We were the last generation to grow up without computers and phones everywhere in our classrooms and lives. In fact, I was stoked to get Oregon Trail on floppy in 5th grade!! 😂

    • @peacelily64
      @peacelily64 9 днів тому +8

      I understand what your saying children today are raised in a daycare iPads are there toys they hear stranger danger so people are not to be trusted and might hurt you kids are like puppies that aren’t socialized afraid of everything 🤷🏼‍♀️😦

    • @AroundTheWorldWithEase
      @AroundTheWorldWithEase 9 днів тому +2

      So do you guys consider yourselves GenX?

    • @zachmerritt4661
      @zachmerritt4661 9 днів тому

      ​@@blakenunndrums every rabbit was fair game.

    • @hughjass2745
      @hughjass2745 9 днів тому

      ​​@@AroundTheWorldWithEasenope first generation millenials, the first few years who turned 16-19 and had the last normal, stable childhood before 9/11, and growing up in a fairly stable world looking forward to the future. 9/11 changed everything and paranoia took over, leading to these tech bros taking full advantage and watching everyone for the government. There's little they don't know about us. Then political tribalism took hold and we're left with the shit show we're in now. If you support the Dems you're a commie and if you're a Republican Trumper you're a fascist. We've fallen so far...and I really don't see us ever climbing back up. Those 12 years between the USSR collapsing and the 'war on terror' starting were an exceptionally special time. Not living under the threat of war, booming economies and being on the forefront of tech. We were truly blessed to have experienced the 90s as kids.

  • @beefchillingham6790
    @beefchillingham6790 9 днів тому +77

    Tim is a testament to modern medicine

  • @haleykrebs3908
    @haleykrebs3908 7 днів тому +11

    Thank you for being one of the few podcasters to actually call out Elon instead of being cowards and staying silent **Cough*Theo Von*Cough**

    • @digi3363
      @digi3363 4 дні тому

      ugh theo

    • @natas12rm
      @natas12rm 4 дні тому +1

      Jimmy dore doesn’t approve of this comment

    • @joshchiesa1235
      @joshchiesa1235 3 дні тому +2

      Honestly any political takes from Theo Von hold no value at all

    • @onegvid
      @onegvid 3 дні тому

      Your hero let you down

  • @KathrynWalsh-eb6ue
    @KathrynWalsh-eb6ue 9 днів тому +9

    I love it, yes the Irish shy away from being celebrated but they love the company of people they love and trust and appreciate it!

  • @auroraborealis13579
    @auroraborealis13579 9 днів тому +189

    🎶 I ain’t your heil back girl! 🎶

  • @eliasmoreno4672
    @eliasmoreno4672 9 днів тому +179

    “vivek RAMASAMAYAMAYAMA” 😂

    • @burgesj7
      @burgesj7 9 днів тому +8

      I translated by google
      It says
      Ramasamayamayama???

    •  9 днів тому +2

      So original

    • @SouthernOregonOrgani
      @SouthernOregonOrgani 9 днів тому +1

      I died laughing

    • @morganxavier
      @morganxavier 9 днів тому +3

      I listened to that part at least six times 😂

    • @jurnsheena4911
      @jurnsheena4911 9 днів тому +2

      Google translator approves

  • @HOWBAZARY
    @HOWBAZARY 9 днів тому +155

    Tim wearing a shirt that says Sport is hilarious.

    • @Buster-e6q
      @Buster-e6q 9 днів тому +1

      he is actually good at tennis

    • @dannybowden5296
      @dannybowden5296 9 днів тому +2

      @@Buster-e6q Of course he is!

    • @dannybowden5296
      @dannybowden5296 9 днів тому

      @@DanielHollingsworth Daniel, you're jealous and gay.

    • @that1electrician
      @that1electrician 9 днів тому +14

      Of course he's great at the world's gayest sport
      ​@Buster-e6q

    • @Taylor-pr8uk
      @Taylor-pr8uk 9 днів тому +4

      You don't know? He's a plus size polo model

  • @alabamaman21099
    @alabamaman21099 День тому +1

    This is the best show on the internet.

  • @Dwayne9
    @Dwayne9 6 днів тому +4

    Tim is the only one left we can still count on.

  • @Yuhlocaldj
    @Yuhlocaldj 9 днів тому +245

    The preacher rant is absolutely diabolical. Solid point😂

    • @SouthernOregonOrgani
      @SouthernOregonOrgani 9 днів тому +5

      More like absolutely Mystical

    • @Hi.my.name.is.
      @Hi.my.name.is. 9 днів тому +9

      I was like ugly crying, I got over stimulated listening to it 😭🤣🤣

    • @LazarusSlade
      @LazarusSlade 9 днів тому

      Covered in each other's fluids.

    • @nathansmith5637
      @nathansmith5637 9 днів тому +2

      I’m rolling 😂

    • @lung350
      @lung350 9 днів тому +7

      I couldn’t freakin’ breathe through all that. He annihilated. Lol!!

  • @OspreyFlyer
    @OspreyFlyer 9 днів тому +104

    "The people who go into an orgy without a safe word" 😳

    • @ammescarex3590
      @ammescarex3590 9 днів тому +2

      I love u

    • @ammescarex3590
      @ammescarex3590 9 днів тому +3

      Omg meant to just post this for boost but ig I'm under u

    • @AlaskaBasedJesus
      @AlaskaBasedJesus 8 днів тому +2

      I've done that a few times already at this point in my life

    • @AlaskaBasedJesus
      @AlaskaBasedJesus 8 днів тому +1

      ​@@ammescarex3590Omg meant to just post this for the homie from yadadah but og still under you fam

    • @phatbeatsbadnews2724
      @phatbeatsbadnews2724 8 днів тому +1

      A ringpiece destroyed, for sure 😢

  • @justmorenoise
    @justmorenoise 10 днів тому +253

    Elon broke the spectrum rating system

    • @williamabbott9437
      @williamabbott9437 9 днів тому +34

      Convenient always ready plausible deniability.

    • @AndresGomez-ct7qb
      @AndresGomez-ct7qb 9 днів тому +35

      Yes, his convenient self diagnosed disorder just kept acting up 😂

    • @carbonbomb4774
      @carbonbomb4774 9 днів тому +9

      When you are worth hundreds of billions dollars, you're no longer on the spectrum rating system 😂😂 I'm sorry you don't get to be on the spectrum system when you have 200 billion dollars in health

    • @LightningWienerCopterGuy
      @LightningWienerCopterGuy 9 днів тому +1

      @@carbonbomb4774 "Get?" "GETS to be on the spectrum?!?!Are you serious? Do you have any idea how heroic he is to autistic people like myself.

    • @jarnold1789
      @jarnold1789 9 днів тому +14

      ⁠@@carbonbomb4774 Bro why do think he has 200 billion, it’s because he found a way to leverage his tism. I don’t think you acquire massive wealth like that without some tism

  • @marshall202
    @marshall202 2 дні тому +1

    Not the biggest Dillon fan but 5 min in laughing my self into a coughing fit. So funny. Good work bro😊

  • @lorrainedanese4526
    @lorrainedanese4526 9 днів тому +6

    Thanks Tim you are a great communicator and funny as hell ! Great storytelling. I ❤

  • @jopo7996
    @jopo7996 9 днів тому +75

    I bought a Tesla. It's an amazing vehicle, but it pulls to the reich at heil speeds.

    • @therealwilfreddierkes9980
      @therealwilfreddierkes9980 9 днів тому

      👊

    • @johnjones3332
      @johnjones3332 9 днів тому +2

      Just don’t crash your Tesla, because you’ll be burned alive when the doors don’t work

    • @HijoDelHongo
      @HijoDelHongo 9 днів тому

      ​​@@johnjones3332 that's on purpose. It's a dual purpose oven using schematics from 1930s Germany!

    • @ElMundoSuave
      @ElMundoSuave 9 днів тому +11

      Mine came with a gas chamber. A heilbrid.

    • @ms-jl6dl
      @ms-jl6dl 9 днів тому +7

      Does it have "master race mode"?

  • @Call_Me_The_Breez
    @Call_Me_The_Breez 9 днів тому +54

    I'm glad Polo chooses not to use anorexic models.

    • @Nowledgeman
      @Nowledgeman 9 днів тому +4

      I resell the stuff... That would be useless. Tim is like the smallest guy that wears polo rl

    • @Dutch_Rudder
      @Dutch_Rudder 9 днів тому

      Anorexic women are very hot. The dudes are very disturbing.
      #keepmalemodelsfat

    • @Dutch_Rudder
      @Dutch_Rudder 9 днів тому

      Anorexic women are hot. The dudes not so much, we like them plump.

    • @Dutch_Rudder
      @Dutch_Rudder 9 днів тому

      Extremely skinny broads are hot. We like the male models plump.

  • @christossaikechagias
    @christossaikechagias 9 днів тому +22

    Happy B'Day Tim , We wish you good health and happiness for another 75 years bro!

  • @WiscoDisco980
    @WiscoDisco980 8 днів тому +2

    Just saw Tim in Milwaukee last night and he absolutely killed it. His stand up is so dialed in. I haven’t laughed that hard for that long since the last time I saw him. Highly recommend.

  • @Bretticus420
    @Bretticus420 4 дні тому +2

    I've never had how I feel about birthdays articulated so well. Thanks tim 👍

  • @Outuition
    @Outuition 9 днів тому +225

    Trump signed the executive orders to declassify the JFK, RFK and MLK Jr. files, and then gave RFK Jr. the pen he used to sign them with. I'm sure that means a lot to him.

    • @PotThoughts
      @PotThoughts 9 днів тому +17

      Yeah how nice

    • @paulsansonetti7410
      @paulsansonetti7410 9 днів тому +54

      Can't declassify them, because then people would find out unquestionably about Israel's involvement

    • @PotThoughts
      @PotThoughts 9 днів тому

      @@paulsansonetti7410 here’s the thing will anything really come out all this? I mean most people believe the government was behind it, less than the most of them believe Israel had a hand in it. So it’s not like we’d get much new information on these 3 assassinations. Everyone involved is already dead or in prison. So they’ll just say ah damn look what they did and not change anything. I want the Epstein, 9/11, and the war on terror/drugs paperwork. I want stuff that people can be held accountable for and change will happen.

    • @Jack-ot1zq
      @Jack-ot1zq 9 днів тому

      And yet Epstein files remain sealed

    • @Dinorantsandraves
      @Dinorantsandraves 9 днів тому

      They just declassified MLK fucking people at parties nothing to do with assassination.

  • @k.c.simonsen2
    @k.c.simonsen2 9 днів тому +26

    “Look at that, do a close-up on those pugs…. Vicious Monsters.” Hardest I’ve laughed all week

  • @MikhailKrilov
    @MikhailKrilov 10 днів тому +69

    Ladies & Gentlemen... Our weekly News update with Tim Dillon!! (*MSM take notes)

    • @j.a.r.family2576
      @j.a.r.family2576 9 днів тому +2

      At first i was like " what network is MSM" then i got it lol . Never understood why people don't just spell their words. Not trying to be rude, im venting for my friend who said that.

    • @MikhailKrilov
      @MikhailKrilov 9 днів тому +1

      Lol!

    • @j.a.r.family2576
      @j.a.r.family2576 9 днів тому

      @@MikhailKrilov Right?!? Haha

  • @Matt-Glover
    @Matt-Glover 9 днів тому +4

    Omg I zoomed in on Trump while the bishop was talking and the footage went away and the zoom in was on the stuffed animal. Staring at it full screen while Tim ranted about the bishop made it 1000 times funnier.

  • @laptv2144
    @laptv2144 9 днів тому +7

    Tim is so right! If you’re worth that kind of money you should be seen twice a year and NEVER heard from

  • @stevezeller1905
    @stevezeller1905 9 днів тому +45

    Has his finger on the pulse of America more than anyone else

  • @AnisQiz
    @AnisQiz 9 днів тому +85

    Tim was spot on about shutting down Vivek for that tweet. The dose of humility will help him keep his ego in check.

    • @ctrlartdel
      @ctrlartdel 9 днів тому

      What tweet?

    • @dakotathompson8062
      @dakotathompson8062 9 днів тому

      @@ctrlartdelhe said Americans are dumb and should be replaced with Indians. I’m just assuming it’s that tweet.

    • @Zardawn
      @Zardawn 9 днів тому +29

      @@ctrlartdel the "you better accept me and my people taking all of your mid level tech/managerial jobs because your culture doesn't worship the god of math" tweet

    • @sthubbins4038
      @sthubbins4038 9 днів тому +14

      Watching everybody realize all these broligarchs are complete charlatans will be endlessly entertaining. Gonna be a lot of running backwards. 😂

    • @spencers1485
      @spencers1485 9 днів тому

      Anyone that thought an Indian would be on Americans side was unaware of reality. Glad the mask came off and people can see the racial nepotism they employ. How vivek ever got momentum in the repub party is crazy.

  • @RaymondRAYCE
    @RaymondRAYCE 10 днів тому +69

    Unacceptable! I need this immediately Timothy !

    • @AceBoogyStacks
      @AceBoogyStacks 10 днів тому

      5 bucks little man, put that shit in my hand

  • @myal7532
    @myal7532 9 днів тому +4

    "And I say that respectfully" Flawless.

  • @philklapka7495
    @philklapka7495 8 днів тому +4

    I took 3 of my family members to see Tim last night in milwaukee (brookfield technically). All 3 were unfamiliar with Tim and 2 of them said it was the hardest they laughed this year. For reference ive also taken them to sam tallent, matt mccusker, roy wood, and at least 3 other top notch comedy shows in 2024.

  • @adamwright2596
    @adamwright2596 9 днів тому +62

    Thank you, Tim. You do, in fact, honor your grandfather's legeacy.

  • @Riomojo
    @Riomojo 10 днів тому +149

    My gerbil jumped off our 12th floor balcony today. Her name was Matilda and is in the ICU

    • @tau3457
      @tau3457 9 днів тому +71

      Sorry about your wife.

    • @bloatedsodium7301
      @bloatedsodium7301 9 днів тому +42

      We wish her well.
      Tee off. 🏌🏼

    • @jimj9040
      @jimj9040 9 днів тому +11

      So her name isn’t Matilda any more?

    • @JB-is4gt
      @JB-is4gt 9 днів тому +13

      Thoughts and prayers

    • @muttsnuts5849
      @muttsnuts5849 9 днів тому +21

      Life in the big city

  • @donw2814
    @donw2814 10 днів тому +72

    Finally, some fat-hearted fun for the whole fam

    • @jarnold1789
      @jarnold1789 9 днів тому +13

      The whole farm

    • @glowindark64
      @glowindark64 9 днів тому

      ​@@jarnold1789OINK OINK 🐷

    • @lifeisinserthere
      @lifeisinserthere 9 днів тому +1

      Family Guy has become so stale and woke... Tim Dillon is my new Peter Griffin!! 😆

  • @docfortune
    @docfortune 6 днів тому +2

    Tim is spot on about not wanting to be celebrated. I don't know if it's our deep culture of self-loathing or if it's just embarrassing or what. Also, thanks for telling the correct way to pronounce Vivek's name.

  • @NealWilkinson-o5n
    @NealWilkinson-o5n 9 днів тому +5

    Tim Dillon is perhaps king of sarcasm?

  • @lilbshinez
    @lilbshinez 9 днів тому +54

    Tim is my Rush Limbaugh

  • @dougjardine-r9e
    @dougjardine-r9e 9 днів тому +9

    the timothy dillon show.. wow a perfected aesthetic you have in this episode!! this is a perfect podcast performance, a masterpiece.

  • @wateractivatedmakeup
    @wateractivatedmakeup 9 днів тому +69

    I was really nervous that tim would disappoint with the elon take and LITERALLY NAILED IT. Love ❤️

    • @porquee
      @porquee 9 днів тому +28

      He's not a complete sycophant like rogan

    • @leslielearnorth
      @leslielearnorth 9 днів тому +13

      @@porqueeJoe is a curious stoner who likes getting high and talking
      He is curious
      Thats all

    • @shabbymcdabby
      @shabbymcdabby 9 днів тому +11

      Im a curious failed artist turned oven maker who loves baking

    • @lindataylor9683
      @lindataylor9683 9 днів тому

      @@porqueeaha!!! You misunderstood Rogan little child

    • @XAN95-ICT
      @XAN95-ICT 9 днів тому +5

      I was holding my breath until he said it low-key

  • @HybridTrapMusic
    @HybridTrapMusic 4 дні тому +1

    never a dull moment

  • @lucymartyn8205
    @lucymartyn8205 8 днів тому +4

    As a new subscriber still figuring this dude out, but he seems funny and says it like it is so good for him!!!🇨🇦👍❤️

  • @brooksbeattie741
    @brooksbeattie741 9 днів тому +80

    This may be one of his funniest episodes, I hope. Love you Piggy!

    • @glowindark64
      @glowindark64 9 днів тому

      The slop was indeed hot and fresh
      Edit: OINK! OINK!

    • @GayActorMichaelDouglas666
      @GayActorMichaelDouglas666 9 днів тому +6

      You must be a new fan

    • @ryanstevens4477
      @ryanstevens4477 9 днів тому +2

      Nothing on the porch days

    • @brooksbeattie741
      @brooksbeattie741 9 днів тому +1

      I should have said as of lately. Within the last few weeks

    • @SaneMillennial
      @SaneMillennial 9 днів тому +2

      ​@@brooksbeattie741 No, man the LA fire episode was fire!! The best of the recent ones.

  • @nick_624
    @nick_624 9 днів тому +37

    I'm still upset Tim lost his house in the LA fires.

    • @Musicalchores
      @Musicalchores 9 днів тому +1

      Rise like a pheonix from the ashes and build a new more modern home

    • @mattcoccopuffs
      @mattcoccopuffs 9 днів тому +5

      Some call it a house, others call it a cardboard box.

    • @l-train7876
      @l-train7876 9 днів тому +2

      We wish him well

    • @BertoxolusThePuzzled
      @BertoxolusThePuzzled 8 днів тому +1

      Not to mention his lesbian wife and 6 kids...

    • @Mkultra_isReal
      @Mkultra_isReal 8 днів тому

      Im not it makes for a better podcast

  • @kyolusrex8711
    @kyolusrex8711 9 днів тому +36

    0:43 Tim you’re spot on about us Irish.. look no further than the reception line when leaving an Italian family party, love my “Irish Goodbye”

    • @dannybowden5296
      @dannybowden5296 9 днів тому

      Whut!?! Bruscar!

    • @gb-4913
      @gb-4913 9 днів тому +5

      He's 💯 % on that. Apart from major milestone ages, we barely even notice it's our birthday. Feels weird as shit and self indulgent celebrating yourself.

    • @sterlingarcher2366
      @sterlingarcher2366 8 днів тому +1

      I celebrate 3 weeks of birthdays. It annoys the hell out of my people. Which gets me off. Which is what it is really all about.

    • @neveleleven2673
      @neveleleven2673 8 днів тому

      Irish Wake doesn't apply - that guest of honor is THE attention hog

  • @ieradossantos
    @ieradossantos 9 днів тому +1

    27:00 lmao, this is so crazy and I love Tim's reaction to it

  • @lynz223
    @lynz223 3 дні тому

    I love that he makes his people laugh behind the camera too. Him explaining Elon's hand motion and the "bishop" had me 🤣

  • @HeidiHofmann-t8w
    @HeidiHofmann-t8w 9 днів тому +48

    Absolutely love you Tim, even though l know you don’t give a shit about anyone else LOL. You always make my day, could watch you 5 days a week, would prefer 7 days, but you do need a break sweetheart. Thank you for all the laughs and joy you bring me. Heidi from Australia.❤️😘🤗😁👍

    • @ivanamicimici
      @ivanamicimici 9 днів тому +8

      How dare you say that! I would love to see you rawdog life and not care! The King Pig absolutely cares!

    • @HeidiHofmann-t8w
      @HeidiHofmann-t8w 9 днів тому

      Thanks Ivan for your reply, have a nice day🍆🍌

    • @HeidiHofmann-t8w
      @HeidiHofmann-t8w 9 днів тому +1

      @ l’m very sorry Ivana, l was only joking! I did put lol after the comment. I only said because Tim does say that every now and then, that he doesn’t give a shit about anyone. Again l’m very sorry if my comment upset you. Hope you can forgive me. ❤️🤗😁👍

    • @SarahPerine
      @SarahPerine 9 днів тому +3

      @@HeidiHofmann-t8wTim would love your comment, I bet. The fact Tim exists and has so much to say shows how much he truly cares. My favorite heart on your sleeve wearer is sly like Tim instead of being an obvious sap like me!

    • @HeidiHofmann-t8w
      @HeidiHofmann-t8w 9 днів тому +1

      Oh thanks Sarah for replying. Don’t put yourself down sweetheart. Take care ❤️🤗😁👍🌹Love Tim 🍌🍆😁😉

  • @mycroft174
    @mycroft174 10 днів тому +33

    this is about to be some fire

  • @Apol-los
    @Apol-los 9 днів тому +55

    Tim, that rant after the introduction by that bishop…
    I was out here publicly cackling in a Taco Bell 😂🙌🏻

    • @lindataylor9683
      @lindataylor9683 9 днів тому +1

      Taco Bell… that says it all! No wonder your brain is re -fried beans!

    • @Dutch_Rudder
      @Dutch_Rudder 9 днів тому +1

      @@lindataylor9683 What a rancid beast!

    • @BlackMarketBoba
      @BlackMarketBoba 8 днів тому +1

      Tf are you doing watching this in a Taco Bell lmao

  • @Jim-lh4qz
    @Jim-lh4qz 9 годин тому

    I’ll never understand how people that listen to Tim have a worse day afterwards. This shit is American GOLD. 🇺🇸

  • @aae7583
    @aae7583 9 днів тому +2

    Fav episode thus far....waiting for your response after the Seig Heil salute; definitely needed your feedback. And, you did NOT disappoint.

  • @shortsenstuff
    @shortsenstuff 9 днів тому +27

    im korean my dad was born in korea i grew up hearing the word oriental from my korean grandmother all the time it was never seen as a negative or used negatively i like the word

    • @dgh6g33gf
      @dgh6g33gf 9 днів тому +5

      It just means east, easterner, eastern. Unless you were born in 1880-1900. Qing china I don't see why it would be offensive lol

    • @artandculture5262
      @artandculture5262 9 днів тому +3

      Hegel didn’t like it. It’s about metaphysics instead of rigid logic. German philosophy.

    • @REAPER3fitty
      @REAPER3fitty 9 днів тому +3

      Saying something "hails from the orient" just sounds high end

    • @Dutch_Rudder
      @Dutch_Rudder 8 днів тому +4

      Whenever you’re compelled to change your speech and behavior for anyone unlike yourself, think about how many of them do this for you first

    • @crazycasy
      @crazycasy 8 днів тому +4

      To be honest oriental sounds more sophisticated and glamorous.....

  • @Jassbusters
    @Jassbusters 10 днів тому +53

    Tim has a salute pass

    • @Dutch_Rudder
      @Dutch_Rudder 8 днів тому

      He’s white, so yeah. It’s our sign of recognizing each other’s dignity and respect. It’s our thing. They don’t want us to have a single thing but we’re so back! 🙋‍♂️

  • @zeeshawnali4078
    @zeeshawnali4078 9 днів тому +20

    Tim Dillon talking about Gulab Jamun wasn't on my bingo card but so glad it happened.

    • @TheGrape1234
      @TheGrape1234 9 днів тому +2

      Best part is that he looks like a Gulab Jamun

    • @AD70003
      @AD70003 7 днів тому +1

      @@TheGrape1234😂

  • @stephenholmgren405
    @stephenholmgren405 9 днів тому +24

    Imagine in 5 years when we can listen to infinite A.I. generated Tim Dillon rants in between real podcasts

    • @Frankenhooker1
      @Frankenhooker1 9 днів тому

      Eww

    • @Dutch_Rudder
      @Dutch_Rudder 9 днів тому

      It’s gonna study his “people into blood play and attending orgies without a safe word are scared” and come up with really wild shit 😂

  • @ceceiliaellis
    @ceceiliaellis 8 днів тому +3

    Listening to this while grocery shopping is a new guilty pleasure

  • @arrowsoftarchery
    @arrowsoftarchery 9 днів тому +9

    6:18 this is why Tim Dillion is the goat nobody can do this but him 😂😂😂

  • @jefforious2000
    @jefforious2000 9 днів тому +11

    This is talent! Being able to go on weekly rants of this quality.... its talent

  • @2019KAWHI
    @2019KAWHI 9 днів тому +19

    We wish the bishop well

  • @HouseofCogs
    @HouseofCogs 7 днів тому +1

    The transition from speaking *at length* about the intelligence community to the statement “I read a story about a woman in the UK who was eaten by her PUGS” is the reason I listen to this show.

  • @JeremyAzar
    @JeremyAzar 5 днів тому +1

    The Budde riff was incredible 😂😂😂

  • @jokesandsmokes-1
    @jokesandsmokes-1 9 днів тому +33

    Didn’t realize it was your birthday man happy birthday

    • @adamgardener8624
      @adamgardener8624 9 днів тому +2

      I write it on my calendar at the beginning of every year

  • @Rum8728
    @Rum8728 9 днів тому +24

    You have a Doctorate fuckin Masters in Sarcasm.A Gentlemen and a Scholar😂😂😂😂

  • @Jim-h8q
    @Jim-h8q 9 днів тому +10

    Checked last night when it popped up. Just checked now. 3 minutes till the show. LFG! TIM IS MY FAVORITE BY FAR!!!!!!!!🇺🇲🙏🇺🇲🏆🏆🏆

  • @christophergenther3517
    @christophergenther3517 5 днів тому

    IDK why I ever stopped watching this channel for a while. Tim just dropping interesting and hilarious takes so bloody casually, just spewing out great takes left-and-right effortlessly.. what a guy. Dream blunt rotation candidate, forever

  • @Jeff-tt7wj
    @Jeff-tt7wj 9 днів тому +2

    I love the idea of celebrating a ceasefire as you blow out candles, a literal fire.

  • @timreynolds2485
    @timreynolds2485 9 днів тому +6

    As a fellow Tim, turning 30 today. (Literally) so happy for today's podcast

  • @stiop52
    @stiop52 9 днів тому +7

    Tim's firefighting career is really getting him shape.

  • @vinnyzan1
    @vinnyzan1 9 днів тому +23

    Can i return this tesla ? I only bought it because I thought he was a nazi...now that hes saying he isnt i feel like I should have just bought a volkswagon

    • @dannybowden5296
      @dannybowden5296 9 днів тому +1

      Ferk me!!! Don't give up your day job man

  • @thotkamel
    @thotkamel 7 днів тому +1

    your are the GOAT because of your dubbed bishop's speak!! Big up 4 U & Respect!!

  • @Ellienollie
    @Ellienollie 9 днів тому +10

    The way tim makes his takes predictable yet unpredictable is the secret sauce that makes him "him" we have seen it time and time again and the hitler salute explanation was just another one. He is a MASTER at that joke. Idk what the technical terms are but that premise of explaining the absurd and normalizing it . That among other one of a kind traits really make tim special.

    • @lindahadley4846
      @lindahadley4846 8 днів тому +1

      I feel like this was strategic, too - spend all of two mins on the indefensible Elon - then ruthlessly roast the (relatively defensible) Bishop for like seven mins 😂

    • @joshportelli
      @joshportelli 8 днів тому

      Totally AGREE!