Phil Wang Tries Flirting With Rachel Riley | 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

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  • Опубліковано 1 лют 2017
  • Watch the new series of 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown every Friday at 9pm on Channel 4
    Phil Wang tries to flirt with Rachel Riley, and Russell Howard has brought his mum for good luck!
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  • @erikmerrill8280
    @erikmerrill8280 6 років тому +5190

    Rachel was 100% starting to do that problem in her head.

    • @TheDiggster13
      @TheDiggster13 6 років тому +206

      I'll be honest, I was also starting to do it.

    • @asiansex4694
      @asiansex4694 5 років тому +535

      I was starting to do her in my head.

    • @joskimengstrom2853
      @joskimengstrom2853 5 років тому +12

      Who wasn't?

    • @Nickademas1
      @Nickademas1 4 роки тому +4

      Ive never focused harder n I feel uncomfortable 😣

    • @jimboslice314
      @jimboslice314 4 роки тому +5

      @@asiansex4694 hahahahahahaha

  • @DanSvensson
    @DanSvensson 7 років тому +4000

    he should have ended the pickup line with "... at what time do I pick you up?"

    • @npsck1802
      @npsck1802 6 років тому +186

      DanSvensson No No, it’s much better to just go in a completely different direction, otherwise the joke wouldn’t have landed as well

    • @connormurphy7873
      @connormurphy7873 6 років тому +169

      Agreed, if he went with that it would have been too clever. The thing that is funny is the surprise; through the setup the audience is waiting for the clever punchline and he get his laugh by quickly coming to the deadpan ending.

    • @METALFREAK03
      @METALFREAK03 6 років тому +19

      It wasn't funny at all.

    • @alephnull4044
      @alephnull4044 5 років тому

      @@npsck1802 Exactly

    • @hodor6159
      @hodor6159 5 років тому +24

      That would've actually been a good pickup line and thus too smooth for his act

  • @formoftherapy
    @formoftherapy 7 років тому +6607

    "If I've ever learned anything about women--and I haven't." This guy's timing is brill.

    • @klstay9704
      @klstay9704 6 років тому +55

      Form of Therapy I didn't expect you to be here😂😂

    • @leonawroth2516
      @leonawroth2516 6 років тому +9

      Wikipedia disagrees with you: Comic timing is the use of rhythm, tempo, and pausing to enhance comedy and humour.

    • @JosephMeme
      @JosephMeme 6 років тому +3

      You're silly

    • @henrybenton770
      @henrybenton770 6 років тому

      Form of Therapy
      Jk

    • @Lmclean89
      @Lmclean89 5 років тому +7

      that's the most simple joke ever wtf are you talking about lmfao

  • @ProMaxElite
    @ProMaxElite 7 років тому +723

    He was trying so hard not to laugh while saying that

  • @NosajKnows
    @NosajKnows 7 років тому +3414

    WE CAN'T EVEN USE MATHS TO IMPRESS HER. We have no chance.

    • @bedoublewide
      @bedoublewide 7 років тому +74

      I bet 69 gets her every-time... *drops mic*

    • @NosajKnows
      @NosajKnows 7 років тому +55

      bedoublewide Mate she would drop you on your head if you said that to her

    • @DrewDawkins
      @DrewDawkins 7 років тому +92

      She's a fan of Numberwang.

    • @antonyevans7785
      @antonyevans7785 7 років тому +15

      You deserve more likes! That's NUMBERWANG

    • @TDFF4
      @TDFF4 7 років тому +12

      Drew Dawkins Rachel Riley? that's NUMBER WANG

  • @alicebrown2393
    @alicebrown2393 6 років тому +402

    Russell's reaction to Jon claiming he had a mouse was brilliant

  • @bonesuk1898
    @bonesuk1898 5 років тому +321

    The poontang gag is quality, the delivery was legendary.

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 3 роки тому +3

      Literally perfectly

  • @paengjones8081
    @paengjones8081 3 роки тому +255

    Phil is honestly cute and I think that’s not talked about enough.

    • @PostPatriot1978
      @PostPatriot1978 2 роки тому +5

      He's not all that funny of a comedian. Just being honest. Don't get me wrong. I feel affection towards his character, but he's not in the big leagues like Sean Locke or Jimmy Carr

  • @henrikhyrup3995
    @henrikhyrup3995 5 років тому +39

    "Anyway I brought this LITTLE MOUSE!"
    I could watch that ending over and over - simply hilarious :D

  • @ashleymccarthy6232
    @ashleymccarthy6232 6 років тому +41

    Jon is unbelievable. Fantastically quick witted.

  • @CARBr6
    @CARBr6 7 років тому +150

    A-MAZ-ING!! I love Russel Howard's stand up and he often talks about his mum, and you're never quite sure whether it's a rountine or real. That fact that she admits to winding him up makes me believe all his previous stories and love it even more!!

  • @Shinx990
    @Shinx990 4 роки тому +39

    It's funny hearing all of Russell's jokes about his mum, and finding out she is 100% like how he's described her.

  • @danf8047
    @danf8047 5 років тому +25

    Phil has that perfect delivery and it's like watching Jimmy's protégé at work hahah

  • @earendilthebright5402
    @earendilthebright5402 7 років тому +1823

    Mainly for the poontang hahahahahhahahaha

    • @davidmaxwaterman
      @davidmaxwaterman 5 років тому +15

      Never heard that word before... Had to look it up

    • @tiborpandza8530
      @tiborpandza8530 5 років тому +6

      That's used all the time in North America whereas you guys always use cunt and we never do. Kinda the same thing.

    • @simonl2072
      @simonl2072 5 років тому +4

      That's why I did Engineering.....still waiting

    • @otaraforever114
      @otaraforever114 4 роки тому +2

      I think man's was tryna say Putang, but needed to sound smarter so he said poontang lmao

    • @GeorgiNM
      @GeorgiNM 3 роки тому +1

      Then there's "Pootie Tang"
      + Otara F do you mean _putain_ ?

  • @haiman4962
    @haiman4962 2 роки тому +5

    " I brought this little MOUSE!" so cute his voice.

  • @HM-yv9xk
    @HM-yv9xk 7 років тому +2229

    jon stole the show

    • @turgsh01
      @turgsh01 7 років тому +88

      Nah, sometimes Sean Lock steals it.

    • @johnvonhorn2942
      @johnvonhorn2942 7 років тому +16

      Jon's very special

    • @Juan-wg4ss
      @Juan-wg4ss 6 років тому +5

      John von Horn EXTRA special

    • @ngubod16
      @ngubod16 6 років тому

      I understood that reference.

    • @trevorminyard8885
      @trevorminyard8885 6 років тому +8

      Jon steals the first half of every show and then Joe steps in

  • @hamishwoodland7424
    @hamishwoodland7424 7 років тому +285

    But mainly for the Poontang... Just fantastic.

    • @warzonemoments3970
      @warzonemoments3970 5 років тому +2

      I don't get it

    • @user-xd4sk4pk7h
      @user-xd4sk4pk7h 5 років тому +2

      Extinction nor me

    • @TheAcdcninja
      @TheAcdcninja 4 роки тому +7

      Poontang means pussy. It’s a joke about how engineers don’t get laid much

    • @humanchannel7825
      @humanchannel7825 3 роки тому

      @@warzonemoments3970 of course you don’t because you’re stupid

    • @warzonemoments3970
      @warzonemoments3970 3 роки тому +4

      @@humanchannel7825 you are right sir. I even got my IQ tested, it came back as 50. Dang it I am dumb

  • @DutchDread
    @DutchDread 7 років тому +2280

    Rachel is the most unreasonably perfect woman I've ever seen.

    • @DestroyerofWorlds0x
      @DestroyerofWorlds0x 7 років тому +40

      How dare she!

    • @DutchDread
      @DutchDread 7 років тому +63

      Erebus Vain I know right, what a bitch.

    • @-_Nuke_-
      @-_Nuke_- 7 років тому +2

      said the lesbian

    • @4Everlast
      @4Everlast 7 років тому +21

      That's the make up. Without it who knows what you'd be looking at.

    • @bookl0ver
      @bookl0ver 7 років тому +161

      Dino Sabalić a woman. You'd be looking at a woman if she had no makeup on.

  • @hyperionman420
    @hyperionman420 5 років тому +57

    Dude in the glasses has really good comedic timing.

  • @ThankYouCityOfficial
    @ThankYouCityOfficial 4 роки тому +12

    I really feel like Phil has heard a lot of Tom Lehrer in his time. The way he timed the delivery of that joke was perfect.

  • @Happygolucky1989
    @Happygolucky1989 2 роки тому +6

    I’m in love with Phil Wang! He’s so cute ☺️

  • @JackT13
    @JackT13 7 років тому +1253

    Rachel Riley. Just Rachel fucking Riley.

    • @JimGardner
      @JimGardner 7 років тому +79

      I know. God, I know.

    • @imtrollingson
      @imtrollingson 7 років тому +27

      pft, Susie Dent is where it's at.

    • @JimGardner
      @JimGardner 7 років тому +26

      imtrollingson Don't get me wrong. If the Dentmeister wanted to come over, watch a film, and snuggle on the settee, I'd be totally cool with that.

    • @tylermassey5431
      @tylermassey5431 7 років тому +5

      Not anymore. Did you see that dead upper lip? Somebody convinced her that she could only stay pretty if she shoots her face full of botulism, and now she's well on her way to looking as ridiculous as Vorderman.

    • @dmg8530
      @dmg8530 7 років тому +2

      and if the Dentmeister wanted to recite a few clever words to describe the televisional feast that we were enjoying, that would be fine. But if she got bored with the actors' vocabularies, opened her Concise Oxford Dictionary and started reciting 20 letters words, like "microelectrophoreses", I would say, "OH, DENT NO!!!"

  • @RyanOConnell02
    @RyanOConnell02 5 років тому +8

    It's so pure that Russell does everything with his mam

  • @shanhussain6114
    @shanhussain6114 5 років тому +13

    Russell Howard's mum is so adorable

  • @jamesx2703
    @jamesx2703 7 років тому +261

    partly for the transferable technical skills... but mainly for the poontang 😂😂

    • @cindy85
      @cindy85 3 роки тому +1

      what is a poontang? 😶

    • @jamesx2703
      @jamesx2703 3 роки тому +7

      @@cindy85 a lady garden, a foofoo if you will etc etc

    • @jameskung9808
      @jameskung9808 3 роки тому +1

      Hi James

  • @sederquest
    @sederquest 6 років тому +85

    Russell's mom, has got it going on!

  • @metalmick
    @metalmick 4 роки тому +5

    Russell stands on the coffee table, hitches up his dress and screams: "Thomassss"!

  • @alanburge2725
    @alanburge2725 6 місяців тому

    Phil is hilarious here. Also it is great and heart warming to see Russell with his mum. Awesome

  • @cuzned1375
    @cuzned1375 10 місяців тому +1

    I think Russell really was ready to slug Jon at the end there 😂

  • @marcoschaub8978
    @marcoschaub8978 7 років тому +640

    That poor guy... Shot down by Rachel Riley... You could see it in her eyes, that slight shaking of the head really meant "NO!"

    • @Roronoa2zoro
      @Roronoa2zoro 7 років тому +285

      I think the funny thing is; you thought that was a sincere attempt

    • @TequilaToothpick
      @TequilaToothpick 7 років тому +195

      Yes, shaking of the head means 'no'. Nodding often means ''yes', just an fyi.

    • @marcoschaub8978
      @marcoschaub8978 7 років тому +11

      +Ulquiorra4sama I know his attempt was not sincere, but her shutdown was...
      +Swoooze First, this is not true in Japan, just fyi. Second, that was not my point. The shaking of the head is secondary to the look in her eyes.

    • @Helter75
      @Helter75 7 років тому +90

      And that's relevant information because it's obviously a Japanese show.

    • @tombrady5587
      @tombrady5587 7 років тому +23

      You can bet that there would be tentacles involved.

  • @AllenKey19
    @AllenKey19 3 роки тому +8

    This guy is absolutely hilarious well played sir 😂

  • @philipshearer5286
    @philipshearer5286 3 роки тому +9

    2:19 is where the video actually starts

  • @ZiggEnt86
    @ZiggEnt86 5 років тому +4

    This was one of the funniest bits I have seen from this show, so far.

  • @that.guy11
    @that.guy11 2 роки тому +7

    Russell Howard shoehorning his mum into absolutely everything as per usual

  • @michellemullins6741
    @michellemullins6741 Рік тому +1

    What's not to love about this video?! Love Nanette!

  • @margaretfly2712
    @margaretfly2712 7 років тому +15

    Russell's mom is adorable

  • @JimGardner
    @JimGardner 7 років тому +678

    Russell's Mam is proper fit.

    • @mathewdaly8515
      @mathewdaly8515 6 років тому +24

      Jim Gardner I bluddy well love you British.

    • @groke5897
      @groke5897 6 років тому +8

      I would

    • @npsck1802
      @npsck1802 6 років тому +30

      That’s one of the most British sentences I have ever read

    • @lightingandsoundtheonlyway6517
      @lightingandsoundtheonlyway6517 6 років тому +4

      Fuck you left wing fucktards

    • @rorywhelan_
      @rorywhelan_ 6 років тому +15

      She looks like she was fit about 30 years ago

  • @sophiaadcock6769
    @sophiaadcock6769 7 років тому +18

    Russell's dear mum certainly seems a petite lady but oh so funny 😂

  • @glennmatthews1208
    @glennmatthews1208 7 років тому +2605

    Russell Howard's mum is funnier than him.

    • @ichael333
      @ichael333 7 років тому +143

      Glenn Matthews its not that hard

    • @EllysaE
      @EllysaE 7 років тому +6

      Glenn Matthews he had to get it somewhere.

    • @glennmatthews1208
      @glennmatthews1208 7 років тому +14

      She's even less funny than Russell.

    • @seanc41556
      @seanc41556 7 років тому +6

      Glenn Matthews Not that that would be difficult

    • @haunter4708
      @haunter4708 7 років тому +2

      soumik mukherjee Rosin Connarghty (I had a stab at the spelling lol)

  • @kyles2592
    @kyles2592 7 років тому +2

    It's not often that Jon is the one doing the teasing, but I like it.

  • @Saif-Uzumaki
    @Saif-Uzumaki 5 років тому

    'HA HA HAAA' MICHAEL LAUGH US AMAZING

  • @fenhen
    @fenhen 5 років тому +19

    John and Russel used to live together, hence John feels it’s okay to start ripping him immediately.

  • @rare6499
    @rare6499 4 роки тому +3

    ‘Tries’? I would say he smashed it. In more ways than one.

  • @kaldo_kaldo
    @kaldo_kaldo 3 роки тому +2

    You know, I can't watch 8 out of 10 cats or countdown, but 8 out of 10 cats does countdown is amazing

  • @NickyG-NZ
    @NickyG-NZ 7 років тому

    That was fantastic.

  • @zaklo5151
    @zaklo5151 6 років тому +28

    He should have just said “will you Phil my Wang?”

  • @TheXin89
    @TheXin89 7 років тому +66

    Oh my, I tried putting subtitles on for English.. When Jon says he tried to book Russels's father, it puts down, "I tried to fuck him but he said the missus it away tonight and I'm going mental". Well done, well done!

    • @alexknight4433
      @alexknight4433 6 років тому +2

      TheXin89 can you explain what he meant by that cause English is only my second language?

  • @Zachfmn
    @Zachfmn 5 років тому

    Love Jon so much XD

  • @boland73
    @boland73 7 років тому

    I liked this video because of all the Russell Howard bits teasing him not what the title says lol

  • @RoboticDragon
    @RoboticDragon 2 роки тому +1

    Jon's jokes were great.

  • @TheRock-ie9pm
    @TheRock-ie9pm 5 років тому +90

    TBH phil is an ok looking guy

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 3 роки тому +25

      Phil's a good looking man

  • @nathanaelkennedy3992
    @nathanaelkennedy3992 6 років тому

    Genius.

  • @millball
    @millball 7 років тому +2

    Why does this not have more likes!?

  • @stewarthills9344
    @stewarthills9344 7 років тому +1421

    Rachel must be 1/cos(c) , because she is sec(c) !

    • @RayanKhan
      @RayanKhan 7 років тому +27

      Stu Wilkes Nice

    • @mattvine4006
      @mattvine4006 7 років тому +28

      Stu Wilkes That's fucking great

    • @mattvine4006
      @mattvine4006 7 років тому +1

      Stu Wilkes That's fucking great

    • @stewarthills9344
      @stewarthills9344 7 років тому +2

      CBA Fantham or the square root of the derivative of tan(c)

    • @Graveyard151
      @Graveyard151 7 років тому +89

      guys I've exams coming up and this is really dropping my confidence

  • @mitchellweiner4990
    @mitchellweiner4990 4 роки тому

    Russell’s mom is so cute!

  • @uptightfifahdyolo6477
    @uptightfifahdyolo6477 7 років тому +28

    his mum is not that bad lol :D

  • @TCt83067695
    @TCt83067695 7 років тому

    must watch full episode

  • @Yoxidelf
    @Yoxidelf 7 років тому +59

    That Jon guy was surprisingly funny

    • @JohnHolywell
      @JohnHolywell 6 років тому +6

      Thanks

    • @QixTheDS
      @QixTheDS 6 років тому +5

      John H this would be funnier if your names weren’t spelled differently

    • @zom3g
      @zom3g 6 років тому +7

      Uh.. he's not 'that Jon guy' he's Jon Richardson

  • @ggrocketleague9098
    @ggrocketleague9098 3 роки тому

    Russell's Mum, legend!

  • @MrMicheals08
    @MrMicheals08 5 років тому

    Philly Philly Wang Wang

  • @corpgov
    @corpgov 4 роки тому +1

    Brave. Give him credit for that. I would have stuttered and the words probably wouldn't have come out

  • @HMSindistinguishable
    @HMSindistinguishable Рік тому

    Poontang is an excellent and underused word

  • @KGS922
    @KGS922 6 років тому +30

    2:16

  • @jessieeyy908
    @jessieeyy908 7 років тому

    yay russ !!

  • @MultiBigbird01
    @MultiBigbird01 7 років тому +10

    His mum is incredibly beautiful.

  • @sya8109
    @sya8109 7 років тому

    Russel is here...this is good news.

  • @Kihsgy
    @Kihsgy 7 років тому

    I have a HUGE crush on phil XD

  • @mikerodriguez5606
    @mikerodriguez5606 7 років тому

    I'm so mad I barely found this show

  • @xooperz
    @xooperz 6 років тому

    Lmfao Jon

  • @chenaaron3853
    @chenaaron3853 2 роки тому +1

    yeah, we should all do that. Try whatever it takes to ask Rachel out. Believe me, it's worth the effort.

  • @hawrihemin7850
    @hawrihemin7850 5 років тому +1

    Rachel is perfect in every sense.

  • @Chazzs
    @Chazzs 5 років тому

    What is the episode/ series ?

  • @alfietowell9919
    @alfietowell9919 6 років тому

    Can someone tell me what episode of this is

  • @pikikle
    @pikikle 7 років тому

    your link takes us to the wrong episode.

  • @TuzzaHD
    @TuzzaHD 5 років тому

    Can anyone tell me what series/episode this is please :D

  • @canismajoris4168
    @canismajoris4168 2 роки тому

    Jon on fire

  • @MrVinylJunkie
    @MrVinylJunkie 4 роки тому

    Russell's Mum Is A Looker !!! :-)

  • @mikecondon93
    @mikecondon93 7 років тому

    What episode is this?

  • @ascasc9957
    @ascasc9957 5 років тому

    Even funnier, my local Chinese is called the lucky wok.

  • @neponsetriver
    @neponsetriver 6 років тому +1

    Who's that all tarted up at 1:24?

  • @nath2273
    @nath2273 6 років тому

    Wat episode is this??

  • @clintbrunke2074
    @clintbrunke2074 4 роки тому +7

    I feel like the Britt's got it so right. By having these tight not groups of comedians who can all be on a show together. Then it doesn't matter what the show is . America has slowly been understanding this but only doing podcasts . Or talk shows. Give these comedians something to do and let them rip.

  • @LachlanFountain
    @LachlanFountain 7 років тому +119

    where is sean locke

  • @aragonaut
    @aragonaut 6 років тому +1

    He should have asked what the square root of 4761 was, and when she worked it out, flex his eyebrows

  • @ElleW415
    @ElleW415 5 років тому +3

    he's cute AF tho

  • @haunter4708
    @haunter4708 7 років тому +41

    What was Jon's mascot???

  • @George_Bland
    @George_Bland 3 роки тому

    So what mascot did Jon bring?

  • @CyberEJ
    @CyberEJ 7 років тому +320

    Wow she's fitter than I expected

    • @oOBeagleOo
      @oOBeagleOo 7 років тому +30

      Matt Blade she's a dream

    • @JiFan
      @JiFan 7 років тому +222

      Wot, Russell's mum?

    • @primustorus5116
      @primustorus5116 6 років тому +6

      I, er actually thought that Matt Blade was talking about his Mum... and I agreed with him.

    • @chattycathydoll
      @chattycathydoll 6 років тому +2

      Matt Blade that's someone's mum.

  • @zapkvr
    @zapkvr 6 років тому +6

    Rachael always wears those pretty dresses. She knows how to flatter her figure alright.

  • @MisterAppleEsq
    @MisterAppleEsq 3 роки тому +1

    Russell's mum looks a bit like an older Roisin.

  • @nasekiller
    @nasekiller 2 роки тому

    i am not surprised that didnt work. the moment he said he studied engineering she must have known he is not good at math.

  • @exod4
    @exod4 6 років тому

    ha ha ha ha HAAAAAAA

  • @sashafox105
    @sashafox105 5 років тому +1

    Yes I will go out with you Phil lmaooooo

  • @azuraelya
    @azuraelya 3 роки тому +4

    Love the pick up line!
    If a train leaves Manchester for London at the speed of 30m/s at 12:20pm and another train leaves Birmingham for Newcastle at a speed of 45m/s half an hour later will you go out with me?

  • @yorkemar
    @yorkemar 4 роки тому

    In the words of simon in the Inbetweeners..that mum is fit.

  • @zanderman004
    @zanderman004 3 роки тому

    I think I fancy Russel’s mum. :o

  • @coley38772
    @coley38772 5 років тому

    Russell's mum is gorgeous

  • @chhawk4491
    @chhawk4491 3 роки тому

    3:23 no honey....I'm too good for you

  • @isaackangas6921
    @isaackangas6921 3 роки тому

    Ha ha ha huuaaaah

  • @MidnightSt
    @MidnightSt Рік тому

    why exactly do the first 2 minutes of this video exist?