Jon just looks so happy after Susie says "There's two kills and one snog." Also this is missing the bit when Jimmy say he likes things done in a time limit and Rachel says "I've heard, we've all met Caroline"
@@KristianRobertsen And she accused lifelong anti-racism campaigner of racism - any research at all disproves this. Meanwhile, the man she supported, Boris Johnson, once wrote of Africa: “The problem is not that we were once in charge, but that we are not in charge any more.” So, she's a hypocrite who uses fake racism claims in order to keep a little bit more cash for herself at the expense of others.
One of the funniest, yet, least-understood, lines ever uttered on the show. It still has me in stitches. And the way it seems to go over even Susie’s head....... funny beyond words.
Rachel: *breathes* Jimmy: gorgeous, stunning, hot, sexy, wow Rachel: *deliberately tries to do something sexy* Jimmy: ew, you look like a withered, drunk, corpse bride
I love Jon's reaction when Susie was talking about playing "Snog, Marry, Kill" with Jon, Sean and Jimmy. It's like he was looking at Rachel and Susie and he was thinking "Well I think I have an idea how this turned out!"
People carry on about Rachel (and she is gorgeous, no argument there!), but let's take a moment to appreciate that Susie is 54 years old and looks pretty smashing herself! I mean, I'd put her at 35, _at most!_
6:26 "It's weird because if you saw both Rachel and Bill's picture on TV and you said which one is stalking which". 9:10 Rachel: "Numbers are my friends. I've got 24 of them". Joe: "There's more than that Love".
The first word I saw at the end was "orgasm" and I was legitimately baffled that none of them came up with it. You'd think comedians would be all over naughty words.
@@itsokay7989 I don't know if they're technically married or common law or what, but either way they've been together 20 years. If they're not married then that seems to be more about thinking of marriage as a religious thing and not being religious, or that kind of thing. They're more married than most married people...
"The numbers are my friends" (@9:10) reminds me of Littlewood's statement that, for Ramanujan, it was as if every positive integer was his personal friend.
Don't worry too much, it was pretty shit compared to regular episodes. I don't know what it is but most female comedians tend to have a cooperative sense of humour, so you don't get the funny little digs this show is known for. I think Sarah Millican would have done wonders for it, especially with Roisin already there, since they both have a self degrading attitude
Got to be the funniest show on TV we watch it religiously Down Under Jimmy's insults and Joe Wilkinson madness comedy gold Rachel and Suzie are great sports when you see what they have to put up with laughter is the best medicine thanx Jimmy and the crew.
Like another commenter, Susie Dent is 50+ now but looks 10-20 yrs younger. I think Susie Dent is truly fantastic, very attractive, youthful, classy and intelligent. She is almost a faultless woman. She is technically middle-aged but I find her fabulously beautiful.
Omg! How did I never see this show before?? It's the funniest shit I've ever seen. I'm totally addicted now. Thank you for posting all of these, I'll never sleep again. Lol
you can check out the channel 4 yt channel & theres tons of clips & compilation videos there. also, they do the original 8 out of 10 cats show & that has jimmy & sean & john on with others as well. funny s#!+
if uve never seen this then i hope u havent missed any others. WILTY or HIGNFY and QI. theres so many hilarious british shows. Al Murray, Why does everyone hate the brittish. bit dif but funny as hell.
For he record, I too had a pet rock, and I really loved it. In the last year of Junior school we were making electric cars (little wooden toys with electric motors), and I added a seat for it. Took me several years to realize that the car veered off to the left so badly because I hadn't put it in the center and it'd screwed up the balance.
What do YOU want to see for next week's video??
Watch FULL EPISODES: bit.ly/2vQu7Rm
Jon’s and Sean’s best shared moments or the best insults aimed at Jimmy please!
Compilation of Jimmy Carr's "Your mum" jokes.
A best of Fabio and friends video would be good i think.
Compilation of the animals creating havoc on the show! Kittens galore… the gorilla attacking Cariad… and that bear!
Alan Carr compilation please!
..."I think we're dead, Jimmy" The smug look on Jon's face is priceless!
He was well chuffed with himself 🤣
So fucking alpha. I'm not attracted to men but I'm sure Jon Richardson being dominant must be universally sexy
@@vapourmile I'm straight but I'd give Idris Elba a reach around
That look on rachel tho, it's when someone you like's about to discover your secret
Joke on him, clearly
Jon just looks so happy after Susie says "There's two kills and one snog." Also this is missing the bit when Jimmy say he likes things done in a time limit and Rachel says "I've heard, we've all met Caroline"
Specifically likes it done in 30 seconds
Never forget that when Boris was elected, Rachel tweeted 'Thank you, Britain'.
Tory.
@@julianevans9548Okay, so what?
@@KristianRobertsen So, ask anyone relatively poor in Britain how that's worked out for them. She's been fine, of course.
@@KristianRobertsen And she accused lifelong anti-racism campaigner of racism - any research at all disproves this. Meanwhile, the man she supported, Boris Johnson, once wrote of Africa: “The problem is not that we were once in charge, but that we are not in charge any more.”
So, she's a hypocrite who uses fake racism claims in order to keep a little bit more cash for herself at the expense of others.
The acceptance in the voice of Sean when he said "I think we are dead Jimmy"
oof
he's half right
I love Rachel's embarrassed look after "Snog, Marry, Kill". So wholesome.
@UC1-eIofN5L0kEF57SXZ8yVw 0:47
@Klangedin Morgan to make out with
Klangedin Morgan it’s kissing . Ya know lip to lip kinda thing
?? Ew
Pretty sure it was a joke.
Susie Dent is so utterly adorable.
Not as adorable as Sarah Millican.
No she looks like Caitlyn Jenner
M3mphix yeah she just has that vibe
Rachel is gorgeous. Susie has been my favourite for years. She is also gorgeous
Thinking man's totty
I think we're dead Jimmy.
Look at Jon's smug little face
Well done for quoting a video you just watched
@@swanningabout get over yourself
Strawberry Unicorn, well done for being an arsehole for no reason
@@swanningabout and it was still hilarious for him to of done so
'even I'm getting a semi' 😂😂
LMAO i died
@@trje246 no you didn't
@@swanningabout hmm... i'll try harder next time.
@@swanningabout obviously not, you miserable person.
Gets me everytime 😂
'Hung like a donut' was a highlight. 😂
Morgana was the only funny part of that episode.
I love her little nod when she says it, so confidently. :D
it made me laugh and I dont even know what it means :D
@@jackoblllllllll you're probably too young then o;
@@saint_lewis that could be true, still dont know what it means though
"Hung like a donut"
Absolute classic. That girl doesn't even really try and she's absolutely hilarious
One of the funniest, yet, least-understood, lines ever uttered on the show. It still has me in stitches. And the way it seems to go over even Susie’s head....... funny beyond words.
@Driftwannabe 10 Morgana Robinson. An absolutely brilliant comedy character actress.
What in the world does that mean!!
Frank Brodie She’s amazing in Psycho Bitches too.
@@blueboy284 perhaps a man might be hung like a peanut stick........ She made me literally lol
The way Susie speaks about having pet rocks is just too cute.
8:16 Joe effortlessly defended his friend Rachel with so much humour. How do you even do that so fast
It's their job...
@@obi501 what a shit comment
@@obi501 *roy keane would like to know your location*
Anybody else think Joe sounds a little bit upset?
"Hung like a donut" actually made me laugh hysterically.
Since it was spoken by an English person it is "hung like a doughnut". (In other words, not the fucking American misspelling!)
@@SpeccyMan thanks for the clarification you donut
Rachel: *breathes*
Jimmy: gorgeous, stunning, hot, sexy, wow
Rachel: *deliberately tries to do something sexy*
Jimmy: ew, you look like a withered, drunk, corpse bride
Rachel is so hot that she has never had to learn how to act sexy.
"Hung like a donut" had me dangerously close to laughing in public, which is very un-swedish.
Super-classic line. It had me close to laughing until I passed out, which is very un-human like......
@Daniel Adamson The law of Jante is a highly contagious thing...
Om du skrattar offentligt e du galen.. det vet alla svenskar😂
We swede dont laught in public, thats why its unswedish to laught out loud. I do all the time but its because i dont care 🙈
@@danielnystrom7310 If I went to Sweden to visit, would people think I was crazy if I smiled and said hello to people in public? 😂
Lee: "...is it zero?"
Rachel: "is what zero?"
Lee: "how many friends you've got"
Delivered with PERFECT timing!
when she spoke russian she got 40% sexier
I'd go 70%. I would really say 80% but I just wanted to be closer to 69.
That would have helped her when trying to put the letters up in a sexy fashion
Slides up the P, " Nappy Shit Yeah"
Nah, I think you need to look at the maths again mate. You can't have 139%.
She can't palatalise her consonants though :(
I love Jon's reaction when Susie was talking about playing "Snog, Marry, Kill" with Jon, Sean and Jimmy. It's like he was looking at Rachel and Susie and he was thinking "Well I think I have an idea how this turned out!"
"Hung like a doughnut" and "baguette" are low key great lines 😅 but "if that's your theory, then I should be f*cking magic" always cracks me up
People carry on about Rachel (and she is gorgeous, no argument there!), but let's take a moment to appreciate that Susie is 54 years old and looks pretty smashing herself!
I mean, I'd put her at 35, _at most!_
Jakk Frost SHES 54 WHAT THERES NO WAY...
She looks nothing like a 54 year old
Susie has a unique kind of beauty. And I love her entire demeanour. She's great!
I'm sure you mean 45.
@@defeqel6537 ~ Or you could have just quickly googled her name;
*Born:* November 19, 1964 (age 54 years), Woking, United Kingdom
@@JakkFrost1 Obviously I meant that she looks 45, not 35.
The numbers are Rachel’s friends, and a certain Bill Bailey... unwillingly... all tied up
"Unwillingly"
Maybe while he was unconscious, but the moment he wakes up and sees he’s tied up by Rachel, he’s 100% in.
Making fun of Rachel for "trying to be sexy" is like making fun of Arnold Shwarzenegger for wearing a muscle shirt.
“If that’s your theory I should be f*cking magic” 🤣
"I think we're dead Jimmy"
"Hung like a donut"
"If that's your theory I should be fucking magic."
I always found Alan Carr annoying until his "even I'm getting a semi" line in this show and I'm now a fan.
@joshua Stanaway Haha - shit, do you think I am subconsciously gay? My therapist is going to be buying a new car from this one.
I actually thought he was annoying until I saw him in one of these clips, the guy can be genuine entertaining with the gay self ridicule.
I think that is the best line in this whole video.
Alan : “Even I’m getting a semi”
😂😂
They are both so amazing - smart, funny, able to laugh at themselves, great sports. It's no surprise that they're successful.
When Rachel started to speak in Russian, even I got a semi
Da.
3:14
yes
"it is zero?" the tone and point he did after is so genius
6:26 "It's weird because if you saw both Rachel and Bill's picture on TV and you said which one is stalking which".
9:10 Rachel: "Numbers are my friends. I've got 24 of them".
Joe: "There's more than that Love".
“Hung like doughnut “ had me dead😂😂
What's her name actually?
@@JStorkey6 cheers!
Rachael's naughty expression at 0:48 whilst Susie explains the preshow Snog Marry Kill game!
That was more embarrassment than anything else
Rachel's such a sweetie and with a quick brain to match her looks. The star of the show for me!
It's a shame she's gone a bit nutty (and that's putting it nicely).
@@tams805 thats what kids do to you lol
Never forget that when Boris was elected, Rachel tweeted 'Thank you, Britain'.
Tory.
@@julianevans9548 and ?
The first word I saw at the end was "orgasm" and I was legitimately baffled that none of them came up with it. You'd think comedians would be all over naughty words.
I saw Autism :P Wonder what that says about me :P
@@denniswijker7162 austigmatism was my first thought, but not sure if you're allowed to repeat letters
The way Jimmy and susie went about it, they noticed it 😂 (well, susie would)
Just reminds me of his glory holes joke on her 😂🤣😂
I saw Tourism and am angry I wasnt on the show to bask in glory
Every time Jimmy asked someone, it was obvious his inner monologue was "How do you not see it?????"
‘I think we’re dead Jimmy?’ Lol classic
'Hung like a doughnut' - Susie Dent 'I'm having that' 😂😂😂
Rachel Riley is honestly one of the best creations God ever managed. Hats off to the big guy for that one!
😂💯
He did get one thing wrong, she is a Man Utd fan
@@BeakersAreCool hahahaha as a Liverpool fan, i do agree with that 🤣
“Hung like a donut” is the greatest line ever uttered on this show
I absolutely love the line: "Even I'm getting a stiffy." Makes me smile even after the twentieth I've seen the clip.
A semi?
@@matthieusaade3616 slang for an almost erection
God I love this show. Awesome English comedians. So much love from Perth, Australia
Alan Carr's "My God, even I'm gettin' a semi" is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.
3:17 Pretty good Rachel :) - can confirm this as a fluent Russian speaker.
Yeah just needs to work on her accent
@Paul Smith
Wow. That’s impressive!!
@@viperbyte6402 Her pronunciation is awful
Her pronunciation is garbage tho
If that's your theory I'm bloody magic gets me every time
Jimmy’s “Ginger..... -WHAT! Still cracks me up, love it!
We just don’t have television like this in the states... and we’re the lesser for it.
DAMN!!!!
Our comedians aren't as good. Their jokes seem to be restricted to generic sex and race topics. The Brits are far better.
@Craig 75 I believe it's in netflix or hulu too. Father Ted is.
But bigger and best, the US has Trump and Megan Markle!!
The more I watch of Jimmy carr, the more amazed I become of the fact he has been married since 2001, fkn astonishing
Really? I remember him talking about his "girlfriend" some time(like a year) ago, therefore I thought he isn't.
Deep hug loop
@super Jenius11 Wikipedia states Karoline Copping has been his girlfriend since 2001.
He's been with his girlfriend since 2001, they're not married.
@@itsokay7989 I don't know if they're technically married or common law or what, but either way they've been together 20 years. If they're not married then that seems to be more about thinking of marriage as a religious thing and not being religious, or that kind of thing. They're more married than most married people...
"is it zero" ... turns head to board because numbers is all she is thinking about :D gets me every time
"if that's your theory, I should be fucking magic" absolutely killed me that line.
I must say one of Susie's answers hit me a bit: "when you can't afford a pet, you get a pet rock."
Alan Carr: "even I'm getting a semi”
I lost it. 🤣
Susie is an absolute gem
"The numbers are my friends" (@9:10) reminds me of Littlewood's statement that, for Ramanujan, it was as if every positive integer was his personal friend.
"The numbers are my friends" lol cheeky nod to Ramanujan
Still love Sean’s “I think we’re dead, Jimmy”
I just discovered this show and I absolutely love
I like how they've taken a massively boring game and made it extremely entertaining
That's how it's done 👏🏻
Both 8 out of 10 cats and countdown are average...but combine the two...
Alan with the “...even I’M getting a semi!” 🤣🤣🤣
Watching Rachel work her magical mathematical brain makes me feel ever so stupid 😩😂🤷♂️
Joe Wilkonson with the save w/ Riley.. "well if that is your theory I should be fucking magic!"
1:01 hit differently now. I love Sean, RIP.
I know that she is not a comedian or an actress but I want Rachel to be on Taskmaster.
Me too
Imagine finding out Rachel Riley has a crush on you...
Less than a minute in and I'm wondering why Rachel never made Susie sign an NDA.
“Hung like a donut” is one of my favourites!
Genius
First time here! This is sooo much fun!
Love this? Love Rachel!!
"If that's your theory, I should be f***** magic" LMAO
Wait, there was an all female episode of this? I guess I missed that one
Right??
Don't worry too much, it was pretty shit compared to regular episodes. I don't know what it is but most female comedians tend to have a cooperative sense of humour, so you don't get the funny little digs this show is known for. I think Sarah Millican would have done wonders for it, especially with Roisin already there, since they both have a self degrading attitude
Lucky you.
Does anyone know which series/episode it was?
Fucking shite
Can't believe you left off Rachel saying you don't neglect the shaft 😂
Or the time she drew a cock & balls on the maths board 😂😂😂
I'm shocked no ones talking about the cute little smile Susie does when she's a bit bashful where its just her top lip
"If that's your theory, I should be fucking magic" ~ Joe Wilkinson. 😂
Rachel Riley laughing is like music.
Got to be the funniest show on TV we watch it religiously Down Under Jimmy's insults and Joe Wilkinson madness comedy gold Rachel and Suzie are great sports when you see what they have to put up with laughter is the best medicine thanx Jimmy and the crew.
What about sean and John mate ?
Jon's expression at 0:58 is perfect.
I’m never going to be able to hear «ну как?» the same ever again 😂😂
RIP Sean Lock, you funny bastard
I love how Rachel's dress in the first clip looks like a Channel 4 bumper.
5:20 "hung like a...."
tears in my eyes laughing
5:34*
@@FrunkThe8th what. no context?
Watching this at 50% speed makes it hilarious. Everyone sounds extremely drunk
9:10 omg I love Joe!!🤣🤣
Like another commenter, Susie Dent is 50+ now but looks 10-20 yrs younger. I think Susie Dent is truly fantastic, very attractive, youthful, classy and intelligent. She is almost a faultless woman. She is technically middle-aged but I find her fabulously beautiful.
She has a fantastic slim body when she comes out from behind that desk!
"Hung like a doughnut" That's a pisser
6:59 Jimmy's suit is on point!
Picking numbers to be her friend means she has unlimited: wise choice!
Alan Carr even I'm getting a semi nearly pissed myself
Sean lock “I think we’re dead jimmy” RIP legend
Omg! How did I never see this show before?? It's the funniest shit I've ever seen. I'm totally addicted now. Thank you for posting all of these, I'll never sleep again. Lol
you can check out the channel 4 yt channel & theres tons of clips & compilation videos there. also, they do the original 8 out of 10 cats show & that has jimmy & sean & john on with others as well. funny s#!+
if uve never seen this then i hope u havent missed any others. WILTY or HIGNFY and QI. theres so many hilarious british shows. Al Murray, Why does everyone hate the brittish. bit dif but funny as hell.
big fat quiz of the year!
@@civiere especially with the goth detectives
It's the funniest show in the world! Enjoy!
Rachel and Susie aren't as shy as we may think hehe
For he record, I too had a pet rock, and I really loved it.
In the last year of Junior school we were making electric cars (little wooden toys with electric motors), and I added a seat for it.
Took me several years to realize that the car veered off to the left so badly because I hadn't put it in the center and it'd screwed up the balance.
I am insanely envious of Rachel Riley.
Rachel has a wonderful laugh
Rob getting Susie to say "TRY-aged" is frigging hilarious.
I had a crush on Susie Dent back in the day. She still looks great.
4:30 She looks genuinely disturbed
I love how one of Suzie's cheekiest moments is pronouncing a word wrong
‘Hung like a donut’ is such a class line 😂🤣😂🤣😂
9:50 why nobody said 6 letter "autism"? it's literally spelled out there.
Finally found someone else who found it, it was so easy to spot
yeah, that made me a bit mad tbh
was even more surprised about the missing orgasm
The only two I got were orgasm and autism
I had TOURISM.
I’ll just say what we all think ... thank god for Rachel Riley 🔥
“If that’s your theory, I should be fucking magic”.
I don’t think I’ll ever meet someone like Rachel.. one of the lads, but you’d still put a ring on that pretty quick
I could look at Rachel all my life without blinking. Smart, sweet, and pretty 😍😍😍😍😍♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️