Farvann! Farvann! I have a suggestion... How to make Irish Black Metal. If your looking for a unique country to explore.... Man... How have you not thought of Ireland... I'm kinda stoned at the moment not going to lie... I mean just eating some devil's lettuce, I mean lettuce... Yeah, lettuce... I'm sorry dude I just realized y'all probably filled up with a tonne of requests... But dude, I should be a used car salesman, am I right... Streams of consciousness aye.
07:01 is a Among Us meme, this game crushes every other game at the moment. There are a group of crewmates on a ship and two impostors who want to sabotage and kill the innocent crewmates. When your name is red it means you're the impostor. It's a very exciting game about who is faster, the impostors killing the crewmates/sabotaging the space ship or the crewmates finding out who the bad guys are.
Yeah, I just found out what "Among Us" is. Looks pretty funny and interesting I gotta say. Unlike Fortnite or whatever which is just another random shooter game.
Me: "After watching your videos i finally got calm down" Farvann: "Watch this or this video to calm down. Ok? Cool Me: "But i alrea...." Farvann: "Join our discord, create some memes and stop crying" Me: :(
Dude, you are THAT brutal, that anytime my puppies misbehave, i send them your Black Metal army of hundreds of faces of you to scare them, to make sure they get in bed, and it works! Can you believe it? **Puppies bark** FARV.. FARV.... FAARRRRVVV!!!!
We're all so Black Metal, we don't need therapy time, we just feed on our anger and problems and make a satanic Black Metal song about it. Said the Christian Non-Black-Metal-head lmao
Hey farvan the most black metal thimg i ever done was to hichhike 150 miles along a high way in canada with dence ebergreen fotest on either side with 2 kittens inside a diffel bag. It was cold and lonley and took 24 hrs. When we got to a shack in the woods whith no electrick or running water they had many litters there and ate rabbits to thete hearts content.
7:05 Godzilla got a stroke while reading this and fucking died🦖💀😆 Und ja, ich sehe definitiv wie Arnie aus (oder ich kann ihn zumindest nachmachen😆) glg aus Lotasticland
7:18 BDM is short for Bund Deutsche Mädel, it was the girl's counterpart to the boy's Hitler Jugend (HJ), Deutsches Jungvolk (DJ) was the umbrella organization.
Me: watches Farvaan video for the first time Also me: Why am I watching a german dude making english voiced videos and even type ein englischsprachiges Kommentar
Come by and make your own memes! discord.com/invite/6cQSDak
I need the MEMESsssssss. . .(echos)
It's not BM, but have you heard the song The Descent Of Man by Sabazius?
Goat noises 🤣
Your therapy time is better than the mr. 504
Farvann! Farvann! I have a suggestion... How to make Irish Black Metal. If your looking for a unique country to explore.... Man... How have you not thought of Ireland... I'm kinda stoned at the moment not going to lie... I mean just eating some devil's lettuce, I mean lettuce... Yeah, lettuce... I'm sorry dude I just realized y'all probably filled up with a tonne of requests... But dude, I should be a used car salesman, am I right... Streams of consciousness aye.
Hey, I got called Jesus in high school too! It truly is a shared experience metalheads have
Same ;)
Same, some people still call me jusus
It happened to me a lot in high school too
My grandpa said that I could be Jesus in a theater, so, you're not alone
Same, rip
Don't worrie guys, the cd's are going to be shipped......
By ship
But why is the rum always gone?
Farvann holding the hunting rifle: “I was actually there in the woods to shoot that”
Best accidental joke ever 😆
Didn't even notice that 😆
Why does the background music sound like a bad porno? Was that the intention Farvann? :p
the intention was to sound like a bad porno.
it is fucking awesome in this way
He sold out bro.
It's a Purulent Spermcanal song
its a multi use room with multiple "user". So right now there is soimething different going on. German things!
When there's 666 likes and you don't want to ruin it.
Still wondering if Farvann will ever conquer the planet. . . after watching back his old videos. . . Will he or no?
I actually watched one of my old videos. "Raw Black Metal Tutorial" ... to be honest I couldn't stop laughing
@@Farvann And of course you will conquer the planet after that, right? Making everbody listen to black metal
0:43 the way he moved his hair, fucking majestic
lmao
Am I the only one who can't seem to find Farvanns beer channel?
Eric & Frank TV
Cheers mate!
BDM: Brutal Death Metal
BSDM: Brutal Slamming Death Metal
BDSM: Bondage Discipline Sado-Masochism
DSBM: Depressive Suicidal Black Metal
7:58 what the hell else am i supposed to do, whisper-growl at 3 pm on a zoom call?
Haha die Hitler reference almost killed me lol
*demonitized*
Ha, that joke killed 85 million people.
That 1-2 seconds of a Hitler speech to say he was also Austrian was golden! Laughed my ass off. Good vid.
When was it
Traditional German humor
Good ol German humor.
I wish us foreigners made jokes about our past.
Thanks for the therapy time 🤣
When Far-Van misses the 69-420 joke @8:33 *Facepalm*
Oooohhhh damn... that's pretty embarassing
Hey man, I missed it too ROFL
07:01 is a Among Us meme, this game crushes every other game at the moment. There are a group of crewmates on a ship and two impostors who want to sabotage and kill the innocent crewmates. When your name is red it means you're the impostor. It's a very exciting game about who is faster, the impostors killing the crewmates/sabotaging the space ship or the crewmates finding out who the bad guys are.
Yeah, I just found out what "Among Us" is. Looks pretty funny and interesting I gotta say. Unlike Fortnite or whatever which is just another random shooter game.
why explain it like that. theres an actual Genre for that. Among us is just a TTT and thats it.
Its like space station 13 only for normal "people"
Normie shit
But it gets pretty boring if you aren't an imposter. I wouldn't recommend playing it on random online lobbies
07:50 based Farvann
9:17 “Always hits me right in the face” *touches another body part that isn’t the FACE*
It's from Christopher - Fick Dich ey!
Lol.
Thanks for that therapy time. I needed to get taken down a peg
2:45 Jesus genannt zu werden ist immer noch besser als Wolfgang Petry genannt zu werden, wie ich, also hey...
i actually remember you saying horses are scary but i dont know when that was :P
Me: "After watching your videos i finally got calm down"
Farvann: "Watch this or this video to calm down. Ok? Cool
Me: "But i alrea...."
Farvann: "Join our discord, create some memes and stop crying"
Me: :(
8:45
Little did he know, that meme was from the future.
5:18 lol my name is Francesco but actually people call me Franz. Coincidences? Am I your Italian clone?
Cute, funny and handsome guy with an awesome taste in music ❤
Therapy time!!! YES!! 👍🏽🤘🏽🔥
Can’t afford therapy? No problem Farvann got u 🙌
This man is the davie504 of black metal
I can't even see someone drinking right now...my head is exploding...too much caipirinhas yesterday...
Dude, you are THAT brutal, that anytime my puppies misbehave, i send them your Black Metal army of hundreds of faces of you to scare them, to make sure they get in bed, and it works! Can you believe it?
**Puppies bark**
FARV.. FARV.... FAARRRRVVV!!!!
8:08 I guess you thought priest?
I used to get called the Jesus thing too. Metalheads called me Cargo because we used to look just alike.
Hi farvaan, I am a big fan from India man
we need black metal and dsbm scream tutorial ;-)
*Zeit, ein Black metal lied aufzunehmen.*
Glorious.
Do you like your beer super cold or just kinda cold? There are some beers that I can't stand unless they're basically ice
man i love your videos why tf you don't have 1m subs
It feelss awesoomee to see you react yourself
Translavanian hunger meme is pure gold
Therapy made me cry
Laughing
2:49 Lol my metal friend and I are also called jesus. I wonder why...
We're all so Black Metal, we don't need therapy time, we just feed on our anger and problems and make a satanic Black Metal song about it.
Said the Christian Non-Black-Metal-head lmao
Oh my 😌 so calming 😄
A guy who likes metal, is from germamy, doesn't have so good english and knows Davie504.
How could you imagine a better youtuber!?
IKR
8:57 new pedal meme possibly
Here's another pedal
Because you're epic
BDM usually means Brutal death metal in case you don't know yet.
Off topic but your hair is very pretty!
Hey farvan the most black metal thimg i ever done was to hichhike 150 miles along a high way in canada with dence ebergreen fotest on either side with 2 kittens inside a diffel bag. It was cold and lonley and took 24 hrs. When we got to a shack in the woods whith no electrick or running water they had many litters there and ate rabbits to thete hearts content.
You got "memmogenic" face mimic ;)
yes please do another album recommendation
I'm drinking beer quietly. Then... is 3:49 and I almost spit on my laptop with that beer.
I know its dumb but I laugh so loud when farvann said "Oh my god"
5:37 feels like a personal attack ngl
haha, makes it even better
No one:
Farvann: *L I Q U I D B E R R I E S*
*_Brutal._*
Metalhead guys are called Jesus and girls are called witch. At least me. Who can relate?
7:05
Godzilla got a stroke while reading this and fucking died🦖💀😆
Und ja, ich sehe definitiv wie Arnie aus (oder ich kann ihn zumindest nachmachen😆) glg aus Lotasticland
This is the first Video from u that I saw and now I’m a subscriber
7:18 BDM is short for Bund Deutsche Mädel, it was the girl's counterpart to the boy's Hitler Jugend (HJ), Deutsches Jungvolk (DJ) was the umbrella organization.
Dat macht Sinn
@@Farvann wünsche dir frohe Pesttage🤪
2:10 i hope u dont pour beer like that, its also just a liquid LOL
Farvann you are great!
Me: watches Farvaan video for the first time
Also me: Why am I watching a german dude making english voiced videos and even type ein englischsprachiges Kommentar
10:39 i mean %0.0000001 of world population is 8.09 it’s like 8-9 listeners sold-out band….
I had a mate in middleschool with long hair and he was called Jesus xD I see it's super common in every school on world :D
Horses are scary as hell. You're right.
9:20 farvann has some weird anatomy with a face on the chest
That Hitler reference was great 😂
Farvann listening to normal people music😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲
Farvann listening to black metal🗡🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐
So you broke your guitar and it became a mem that is crazy stuff
How about making a/several black metal backing tracks to practice my drumming to 0.o
Hmmmm. Thought Shirt was a BM Ninja Turtle....
they called me IT jesus because of my long brown hair/beard and glasses. Also because I study IT.
feel blessed to have witnessed the first and second therapy sessions
You sure you uploaded the right one this time?
😅
3:45 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dude, what's the shirt you're wearing in the video? It's sick!
Ja ja ja ENDLICH
SLAPPERS!
whath dou you think of siebenbürgen (espscieally plagued be thy angel album and song) bussi
Yeeeaaaaaah
xD gimme link to your beer teasting channel
No, it's German :D
I love the ž (zh) 10:21 :o
Hey Farvaan, what do you think of X band?
BLACK metal
I like the davie 504 intro lol 😂😂😂
I was looking for this comment.
BDM is brutal Death Metal/blacked death metal.
include the link for your beer tasting chanell pleaaase
Frank... Einfach DER deutsche Name 😂🤘🏻
What do you think about the band Totalselfhatred?
I thought that shirt said Supreme Rain lol
Almost :D
11:05 * Davie504 lurking *
People call me Jesus at school 💀
Ps ich werde auch die ganze Zeit Jesus genannt.....Toll 9a ihr seid Legenden
Hey farvann was sind deinen persönlich liebsten atmospheric Black metal albums? Däde mich interessieren
What's upp...
... B L A C C E R S
I'm new here! Great channel, great content! Subscribed!
What about listening to ALL subgenres of metal?
From France? Nah, she a Frenchie. That's how you say it 🤓
Apparently I've missed something, could someone please explain why all these Davie504 references?
Because his channel is nothing but meme reviews
@@Farvann Alles klar, danke für die Antwort!
Im a Dead metal head because im dead inside