Half-Life 2 at TRIPLE speed

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[@monster-tc1nz]

37:28 looney tunes moment

[@joeydarigold]

"Ain't I a stinker?" - Bugs Bunny

[@xXblazmodzXx]

LOL

[@kaitek666]

16:41 what THE FUCK i've been going through the big pipe on the left for years....

[@helohel5915]

My god, I've been doing that too and never realized there was a way up without the pipe

[@rufusthehunalprophet6648]

Anyone who doesn't know the secret Water Hazard pipeskip ledge strat isn't a real Half-Life fan

[@Haunuva]

@@rufusthehunalprophet6648 yeah, but that lvl is only obtainable when beeing a NEET

[@denifnaf5874]

​@@rufusthehunalprophet6648 nor how in certain parts of highway 17 you can damage sponge your way trough the leeches if you are
1 fully stacked on hp and suit
2 jump in from a higher altitude so you can go farther
3 congrats you got out of the func_watery death triger and now you see a 90 degree sand wall

[@history_moose]

why did my dumbass think you said bagpipe lmfao

[@Ian_Paneque]

20:20 me on war with the mosquitos in my room

[@DaesDroolMoes]

Me when im alone in my room

[@GCarloficial]

4:39 "you going let Gordon throw the switch? THE SWITCH DR. FREEMAN! 😠"

[@giwake]

gordon freeman had a little bit too much of breens private reserve

[@Puffin-records]

me every time after the memory replacement😂😂😂

[@TimI94]

"grab a soda, it'll help you see faster."

[@Linty_Deluxe]

Breen's what now?

[@user-kz8ut4mc8m]

Morphine administered

[@mountaind00]

​@@Linty_DeluxeDr. Breens private reserve is a water brand in the Half-Life universe, as of the events of Half-Life 2 it is the only purified water brand in City 17, and more than likely globally. Another thing to note is that it has a unknown addition which causes memory loss, in this case it also apparently includes taurine.

[@nerdman59]

1:05:18 made me die of laughter so hard LOL
>Casually hangs up during an important convo.

[@pireteboygaming9247Halal]

LMAO

[@jobelplayedminecraft3700]

bye alyx

[@DAJakaRedAries]

He had enough

[@StudioMod]

1:05:16 the way he just hangs up on Alyx lmaooo

[@aamacan]

"Gordon are you listening to this? Well too bad cuz we're getting outta here."

[@someperson4536]

Bye, Alyx.

[@Skazzy3YT]

Watch at 2x speed for the ultimate experience

[@krispyking2450]

try 3x or more if u use extensions that allow that

[@GCarloficial]

0:56 "you need help with this one?" -"no, BACK UP!"

[@TehhCake]

1:07:54 Ah yes I couldn't have asked for a colonel odessa cubbage.

[@AydarBMSTU]

Underrated lol

[@pireteboygaming9247Halal]

The right man in the wro- so wake up mr freeman

[@DevilNeverKnows]

words to live by

[@markblacket8900]

Rise and shine, Mr. Not-that-I-wish

[@Gelatinocyte2]

The right man in the wrong place. So wake up, Mr Freeman

[@nerdman59]

Rise and shine, mister. Not that I wish to imply You have been sleeping on the job, no one is more deserving of a rest, and the right man in the wrong place, so wake up mister Freeman.

[@SaulGoodmanTotallyReal]

wake up mister the ashes

[@coregod109]

Half-life finally getting an update for the modern audience ipad babies can finally enjoy this classic

[@ruzgar1372]

Hope to see the subway surfers gameplay footage in tiktok videos replaced by Half Life 2 at triple speed.

[@iCarlysmom]

replace breen on the screens with tiktok auto scroll

[@someperson4536]

and it's forced 4:3

[@Lou-yf1jo]

@@iCarlysmom No

[@Lou-yf1jo]

Never.

[@DevilNeverKnows]

"Because I still have nightmares abo-"
"-what cat???"

[@bkrcovers2906]

20:20 lmao

[@Generlc_Human]

me trying to kill the fly in my room (im using a nerf gun)

[@Scarletdex8299]

"Let's punch them out of the air!"🐝🤛 (C) Civie

[@potatbl4]

Tom and Jerry ahh crowbar

[@Xenomorph-xx121]

sourceruns are shakin in their boots rn

[@TetranDakker]

i once tried to skip that one cutscene in half life 1 where you get jumped and stripped of all your weapons by 2 HECU dudes by typing host_framerate_2 and when i pressed enter i just got instantaniously killed by the trash compactor

[@i_am_secretly_uncool]

rookie mistake
host_framerate is NOT the same as host_timescale

[@energosecond]

@@i_am_secretly_uncool host_timescale doesnt exist in goldsrc

[@headofthekeeper9982]

"Because I still have nightmares about tha-"
"What cat?"
"-t cat,"
"What cat?"

[@dongh8er821]

41:22 bruh this sounds like that one song that came with windows 7

[@lucialambda]

how fast can we go before it just starts to break lmao

[@MarkRosOfft]

it actually depends on how fast your pc is.
Mine breaks at host_timescale 200

[@OriginalName011]

On my device if you go past 18 or 20 it just crashes

[@OriginalName011]

wait no

[@OriginalName011]

I have Alzheimers

[@OriginalName011]

Mine just disconnects me to the menu at 700

[@Gluckanutyj]

1.5-Life 2

[@3O9XT]

Gordon high as a kite on headcrab weed

[@wii-u-enjoyer]

headcrab weed as in weed for headcrabs or weed made out of headcrabs?

[@3O9XT]

@@wii-u-enjoyer both

[@thewiseowl8804]

43:21 good dog gordon this is dog

[@peterpc452]

That crowbar sounds like a helicopter

[@ludiich3279]

Ultra-life 2

[@FrostyFoxDrake]

I can see your MIT education Reggie, thanks- and not a moment too soon

[@nekokiki4002]

Alyx said "we better hurry"

[@_d31v_72]

Ah yes, the best research facility ever called "Bla man of few words, aren't you?"

[@YokohamaAkuma]

Gman sounded like he forgot his script😭

[@aamacan]

Now we need Half Life 2 Episode 1 at 6 times speed.

[@i_am_secretly_uncool]

half life 2 episode 2 at 12 times speed

[@noahhamilton5974]

​@@i_am_secretly_uncooldear god

[@RedBoi239]

@@noahhamilton5974 theres more

[@TheAngryAstronomer]

When Lamar turned up Kleiner reverted to HL1 Kleiner.
NO. NO. NO.
STAHP.

[@bishalgurung4356]

Gordon Freeman on morphine:

[@Cameron115]

_Morphine Administered_

[@Orpev]

1:09:10 the way he just nods after the medic dies

[@yo-dz2hf]

Take some ammo!

[@zhorichkabancheg]

half-life 2³

[@d4cto]

That intro is genuinely hilarious

[@fecalunfunny7109]

the intro might be hilarious

[@fecalunfunny7109]

the intro might be hilarious

[@fecalunfunny7109]

the intro might be hilarious

[@d4cto]

@@fecalunfunny7109 👁️👄👁️

[@i_am_secretly_uncool]

@@fecalunfunny7109Dementia

[@Nature-Chaser]

people after playing hl2 for the ten thousandth time:

[@WolfmanDude]

That calls for a new challenge: What is the fastest speed you can still play thru the game?

[@Wodgedev]

gunna watch all of this through in one sitting
its tradition at this point, gunna be there for QUAD speed

[@Macintoshiba]

that intro monologue is perfect.

[@thanhtrong1190]

Nimble G-man isn't real, he can't hurt you
Nimble Gman:

[@alexandertiti]

i hope this speedup game doesn't become a "there_is_a_point_where_we_needed_to_stop_and_we_have_clearly_passed_it_but_let's_keep_going_and_see_what_happens.jpg" moment lol
for the sake of your mental health, of course.

[@goatmilk1428]

What

[@VertekPlus]

rise and shine mister

[@halfsine]

we have finally done it. half life 3
times speed

[@vrad_exe]

If you do this in Mapbase, it can also adjust the pitch of sounds to match, though that only works up to around 2.5x speed.

[@oldschooldude8370]

I've gotta do a playthrough again. Thanks 😊

[@azrieljale]

G-MOD energy❤❤❤😂😂😂

[@TRGavin]

host_timescale 3 moment

[@sometimesidreamaboutcheese]

"Greatssss Gordon!"

[@meowwwshaanji8938]

Set Playback Speed To 2x for Half-Life 2 at SIX TIMES THE SPEED xD

[@LimeTheCrusaderYT]

"and the right man in the wrong place so wake up mr. freeman"

[@jobelplayedminecraft3700]

apparently on triple speed every dialogue just turns into an adult swim show skit

[@Mr.DoYaThing]

Babe wake up, new Pinsplash upload

[@TheMagistralKitty]

Great, now ill play the video at x2

[@TheMagistralKitty]

What sound do you use for sleeping? Me: ...

[@ecrash3983]

pov you still need subway surfers playing in the background

[@thekingofspoons1027]

I imagine that dialogue at 3x speed was a nightmare, but it still would have been undeniably funny.

[@Jaegerschnitzel209]

this is the perfect speed to make it comically fast

[@keeb__]

First time trying Adderall

[@DC25_MALLETS]

watching this at 2x speed makes it so much funniest

[@jordanchilton4455]

Freeman had too much soda

[@A200Niko]

r.i.p vortigaunt voice actor tho

[@mr_casualuser]

on 0.25 everyone sounds really drunk and high

[@VanillaWhinnNight]

Now that’s speed running.

[@vintage8704]

RISE AND SHINE MR NUT.

[@lol10801lol]

Would be an interesting challenge run if you could slow down player actions down to 0.33x so you're moving as normal in a speedy world

[@CausticAscarite]

++++

[@ElixirBlue9]

I love how everyone keeps on interrupting themselves

[@SASTSimon]

When 12x speed so its just one hour

[@thanhtrong1190]

You can watch at Triple speed x2

[@Pigness7]

now to watch this video at 2x speed

[@kotorybeusz7246]

it's going at triple speed and it still take 4 hours

[@shnubdawg7730]

Half life 2 lore:

[@lewisbeith]

a real speedrun

[@r.g.thesecond]

*slaps desk* WHAT IF IT WAS QUADRUPLE THE SPEED

[@krispyking2450]

am i the only one watching at 1.75-2 play back rate?

[@triatomicend]

watch in 2x speed for peak

[@benjithaxx5451]

MADE IN HEAVEN!

[@monster-tc1nz]

its so funny when you just try to wing it and die

[@polishgigachad]

Play it at double speed

[@sstteev]

I liked the part when u fell down during the platforming section

[@tf2fanplayz976]

Put it at 2x speed, it goes so fast,

[@sharp14x]

Now, do it with all the audio files replaced with 3x sped up versions.

[@goodwilltubing]

So, you can say, this is a triple-speedrun?

[@DestroyerOfWorlds3000]

2:36:34

[@SwiftBlitz.]

peak comedy

[@Nuculer9001]

Lol that dialog tho

[@eumeytimes]

i wonder what this gameplay looks like on normal speed

[@someperson4536]

no its at episode 1 type speed

[@schallmodeon9163]

Nice video. Now do Half Life 2 at Quadruple speed.

[@CausticAscarite]

I think I know where this is going... Quadruple :D

[@dollumiscool]

im watching this on 6x speed

[@SASTSimon]

Freeman

[@chips_lol9537]

Half life 2 tik tok edition

[@sillylittleidiotlol]

ah

[@LoganBaker374]

Bro put the "speed" in "speedrun"

[@sporeman2334]

so...... will you do quadruple?

[@broodjevlokken]

how do you make timescale faster?

[@thewiseowl8804]

with your keyboard

[@ivanp7]

what difficulty?

[@phdonny]

Is it just host_timescale

[@WhenPotatoIsCool]

2x is so funny lmao

[@user-tl3ho6ml9h]

me after the lobotomy

[@nekiy7284]

3:50:36 HE HE HE! FREEEMAN! (dead)

[@-Zechariot]

wow 18 minutes ago 😃