Combat Shirt Comparison 2019 (Arc'Teryx, Crye, Patagonia, First Spear, Beyond Clothing)
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- Опубліковано 27 сер 2024
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“Combat isn’t all pulling triggers, spoken like a true officer”
*confused enlisted grunt noises*
They taught us special techniques for confusing the real soldiers, when we were cadets.
I’m angry and confused. Stealing my daughters crayon. The one true crayon.
I'm screaming
Waaaack
This is the most Air Force thing I’ve heard him say
He changed a lot from his days on blues clues
He sure has especially since he was never on the show
zebfox011 uh, yes he was. Dumbass
Hey it’s me, Steve
That show was banger
@@sbuyce1 uh no he wasn't dumb ass! Steve Burns was the guy from Blue's clues! Garand thumb is MIKE! AND HIS LAST NAME ISN'T BURNS! I swear some people are just so damn ignorant!
I feel like I should put clothes on for this video but I can’t break tradition now
Same, my coworkers fucking hate me.
I once tried to cloth myself during a Papa thumb video... Those trousers are now unserviceable.
BetaCuck4Lyfe uncultured swines
Logan they’re out of touch with what really matters
Can’t stand up either cuz ur taking a shit
"Remember to keep comments respectful and to follow our community guidelines" Unless you're watching Garand Thumb.
Then fuck it 🤣
Who's gonna report us? We all know that no one who cares about the rules watches these videos.
Our community has it's own guidelines
Wait. What? When did we get _"Community Guidelines?"_
@@alejandrogonzales7022 Yes
None of these replace my "I'm a forlkift operator and my humor may offend you" shirt
FORKLIFT OPERATORS ARE THE BEST GUNFIGHTERS BOI
FUCK DOOSAN
@@svttf77 AF 2T2s represent....no? nobody.....?
I HATE BEING SEXY BUT I'M A FORKLIFT OPERATOR SO I CAN'T HELP IT
LET THEIR BE SOMEONE WHO ROOTS OUT EVIL
AND GOD CREATED THE FORKLIFT OPERATOR
*girlfriend walks in....hears gunshots coming from a youtube video I'm watching*
Her "are you watching more videos of that guy you have a crush on?
*I look her dead in the eyes*
me "yes"
Wife knows what I'm watching from across the house as well when she hears gunfire and 'HIS' voice.... 😆
Lol funny as hell!
Oh hell just found this channel. Hope you dont mind me jouning you in this habit.
Same.
Interesting way to step out of the closet O_O
"I'm thoroughly exhausted"
after talking about shirts for 30 minutes.
Definitely an Air Force officer.
True true and true. Death by briefings is the number 1 killer of all Airmen.
Be glad it's not " death by PowerPoint "
hes a tacp
Everyone knows plaid is best combat shirt.
Desert plaid
Exactly
snarf Not when you’re Vic gets caught on fire and the polymer starts melting
@@parusol235 A proper plaid is made from wool and as the superior fabric, wool is naturally flame retardant.
Godsplaid
If you've ever gotten into a firefight while wearing your favorite 80s reference tee shirt, go ahead and hit that subscribe button
If you've ever been in a firefighter still in your underooz
If you've ever taken incoming rounds while wearing a kilt sleeping in a hammock.. Hit up that like and subscribe
If by firefight you mean airsoft in moms basement and my 2010’s reference dora the exporer shirt then yeah.
My great white..tour t.
Perfect timing, dad.
Bout to take a mean growler.
I'm pushin a spicy coiler at the moment. Gunna have to walk my asshole back into shape after this one.
I was excited because I thought the title was "Combat Shorts"
You are very Dad for this comment lol
Rhodesia never dies!
No, that would be James!
James from TFB would be the ideal collaborator for that
needs moar Fruity Rudy
I prefer the wife beater combat shirt: nothing says I’m a heavy handed badass like a tight stained up tank top with a beer belly and a natty light
Only thing you're missing is a trashy 80s rock band tattoo
Pulls up in MRAD Jammin Tom Sawyer, and smoke boils out when door opens.
True Boogaloo uniform...
When you realize crye is actually affordable compared to the other brands 👀
@Kekistan Shitlord examples?
UF Pro is about the same cost as crye after shipping from Slovenia
At least their le01 crye pant is same cost
Kekistan Shitlord that’s bc crye is American and Uf Pro is European. They’re very similarly priced here in the US. I’d say they’re comparable quality but the knee adjustment is way superior on the crye
I like emerson and true spec very affordable good quality
Pen holder? I think you mean emergency crayon snack carrier
One spot for a crayon snack, the other spot for a tactical stabby stab pen
Did you just put 4 random words together to form that noun right there?
Loved my G3s outside of the zipper issue you brought up
Mrgunsngear Channel
Always good to see you here
I look for your comment every video
I trust your videos as much as Garland Thumb
Use caution in the comment section more than one has spent too much time in close proximity to the artillery
If you ever decided you didn't need a combat shirt the day before Mike uploaded this video, only to change your mind, go ahead and hit that like button
Then found out that Crye ACs are $75 and "while supplies last"
@LivingRoomTV Garand Thumb
I’m dying of laughter from the “DOES IT COME IN BLACK” bit hahaha
Was it not exactly accurate????!!!!! Now I can't stop hearing the voice of a man who could perfectly mock the condescending voice of Patrick Bateman!!!
@Joshua Cormier He almost looks like him🤣
The best combat shirt is no shirt and belts of 7.62MM strapped across your chest.
I need some of these in 2 particular paterns:
1. FDP (Flannel Daddy Plaid)
2. BHS (Boogaloo Hawaiian Shirt)
No need for multi cam here.
Bishop M absolute gold
You're forgetting AheCamo
BHS is a necessity
FDP rains supreme!
Never thought anyone could make me watch a 30 minute video about a shirt but here I am.
Word to the wise- don't grow a beard, next thing you know you're watching men shower and wondering where you went wrong.
I've managed to synchronize my poops with daddy's uploads.
Same
Valen I’ve got my soap eating sessions perfectly synchronized with his uploads it’s actually scary. Once I’m half way through the bar a video comes out.
@@kden9772 Same for me only with bee wax bars
It’s like women on menstrual cycles but for men. :D
This is a forbidden power
Drop top
Hand stop
Listenin to the turds plop...
Crye G3: 2:23
Dryfire: 7:50
Crye G4: 9:19
Reproductions of Crye: 13:51
Patagonia: 15:30
First Spear:18:15
Arc'Teryx: 21:55
Beyond Clothing: 26:36
Does anyone understand the brand at 13:50 ?
@@julienlandry-d8910 Lindnerhof taktic
“Suck it Patagonia, you take the money you take everything that goes along with that”. 🤣🤣🤣
Can I smell one of your shirts ? Just to get an idea of course.
What about taste?
@@mikeu.s.n.9099 I guess I could make tea out of it
thentantt make sure you use the tea bag portion of the pants.
Lol
>Guntuber sweat
>$85/oz
When the boogaloo kicks off the only ones left alive will be the Slavs squatting through the undergrowth in their addidas track suits, surviving on nothing but potatoes and vodka (liquid potato)
My wife's family buy our son nothing but track suits, i dunno why, but I say hey dude, you wearin a russian pimp suit to school today. Your comment is vastly underappreciated sir.
I literally just decided i dont need a combat shirt but then you go and upload this what the hell.
Garand thumb in 2017: Slay some Thots!
Military: Have some butter bars.
Garand thumb in 2019: Spread Kindness.
The officer is strong with this one.
What we really need is a tactical onesie.
Keep me updated on when this becomes a reality
With a butt hatch.
(Laughs in Naval Aviator)
cover-alls
@@947969 Only if they have a drop-seat. Tactical pewping.
dude. you really need to stop saying "we`ll talk about it in a later video" the backlog is insane, im still waiting for videos you said you would make like 2 years ago
Atesh Tarsha true story. I feel like the skeleton in the “still waiting” meme.
_we'll have to get to this comment later._
Shit You right bro. Still waiting on the mystery ranch tri zip pack vid.
He said he’d be doing a review of the Beyond A9E set 2 years ago... 🤷🏼♂️ “still waiting”.
Imagine entering the Beyond Clothing building and hearing ''I'm Garand Thumb, and this is my favorite store in Seattle''
I'm gonna look BadA wearing this in my mom's basement!
Who all carries Patagonia combat shirts? I asked REI and the lady straight up told me "we don't do the combat here."
Why would any freedom loving human being EVER want to support that company to begin with?
It would offend their tree hugger clients but that DoD money is just too good to pass up.
>going to REI
you lost the game, m8
Tactical Distributors
Ebay
Daddy quit spreading my life story with the “if you’ve ever” intros...
As an advid LARPer I love these gear videos, looking authentic while pretending makes the experience so much better.
He never fails. Cant express how much appreciation I have for this man. He provides the best entertainment for my morning dump. When I see a new video I rush to the toilet.
As soon as I sat down I got the notification
I generally avoid Patagucci for any outdoor clothing. Arc'Teryx (Dead Bird) is usually very good but ALWAYS very expensive. Their LEAF clothing is thoroughly tested by US and Canadian operators.
For backpacking I'm lately buying Duluth Trading Dry-on-the-Fly synthetic clothing. Good stuff for very reasonable prices.
I use grandma's wool sweater... it was free, always works.
since Arcteryx only sell their LEAF line to special IDs who are associated with military or law enforcement agencies, they are extremely expensive now, like, you could buy a car, or a new motorcycle, for what Leaf Level 8 or Leaf Alpha LT worth
Hey Mike, for real, thank you for voicing your opinions despite such hostile social media environments. The points you make in your dad advice sections sing true to the types of things my grandfather and others taught me as a kid and i think that much of the strife that we experience in today's America stems from people ignore this type of advice. I"ve always thougth that selfishness, miscommunication and misinformation can be traced back to nearly every confrontation or war ever faught. I strive to live by those dad advices and its always served me well. I hope that your opinions can break through to more people, cause we can certainly use more kindness in our country today.
I know it would be almost impossible to cover every brand out there, but I would have loved to see UF Pro combat shirts included. Otherwise great review as always. Thanks!
I use UFPRO for tactical pants and I love them.
I'm what is known as a "Baller on a Budget" (Hooah) so I got the Crye AC's when they were on closeout. Very happy with them, they've carried me through the hell that is JRTC and getting volun-told to do guard duty in the middle of ass fuck nowhere. Definitely better than wearing my OCP blouse all the time.
Literally just woke up to dump a huge load.
Right on, right onnn
-Uncle rico
I didn't know anyone else quoted old Uncle Rico.. but I'm a better man knowin it.
No joke, I’m literally tearing up a toilet right now 🔥🔥🔥
So am I. I need to things in order to poop. 1) Garand Thumb video 2) being on the clock.
As far as FR goes, add vinegar the first few washes. It'll help with keeping the integrity of the FR and don't use dryer sheets, they break down FR.
“If you ever watched my videos from a deployed location and suddenly notice that I just dropped this current video, go ahead and hit that subscribe button.”
Okinawa/Australia/Kuwait/ anywhere else doesn’t count as a deployment
Who else is looking forward to those crotch shots when he makes the trousers videos?
I was actually planning to buy beyond clothing's combat pants but I'm not sure what it will be like for tropical areas?
I watched a lot of these videos like your combat pants, plate carrier, helmet, ar15 setup and go bag setup and applied it to Airsoft. I’m glad to say that your videos were extremely helpful. Thank you
12:52 I love the eye contact while you flashed me.
When will you do a review on waifu pillows?
When will he come out with his own line of body pillows, Is the correct question.
/\ Stop it you two! That's making me hard and rub the cold porcelain!! 😭
@@goofyleo3869 Tame that beast damn it!
Come on @ weapons grade waifus get on that shit
21:15 spit out a mouthful of Ramen. Thank you dad
If you've ever brought Lucas Botkin on a couples vacation, go ahead and hit that subscribe button.
Kept waiting for him to break out Blue Steel, Le Tigre, or Magnum during the shirt modeling cut-aways.
Massif is out here having a GSA contract for like 15 years being like "who's the father of combat tops?!?"
They peg the sleeves so Soldiers don't roll their sleeves. Which is why they get no love. I gave my massif shirts to a migrant worker and bought 30$ miltec tops for my last deployment.
Massif sucks lol
Used Massif for a while before got Crye, first thing I noticed is velcro messes it up every single time, got rips after first time I used it with my regular plate carrier. If you got something without velcro its really cool one.
@Joshua Bressel no Massif. Got lucky had two of them from eBay for only 10$
@Joshua Bressel I was using Eagle CIRAS, got that PC while ago for field trainings, Honestly I got massifs for field training as well. Used Crye for deployment.
Do a ar10 review
This is the funnest low key channel on youtube. I have zero use for "combat" anything but i find when i go shoot and do drills my normal clothes get uncomfortable quick. I could never justify crye anything (or similar) and would feel stupid as hell rockin it even if i could, so im trying to find a happy medium of more comfort shooting all day, and not looking tacticool.
I really appreciated the message about kindness at the end. Keep the good messages coming, thank you for your service.
be kind to everyone, thank you, sir. too many people confuse rudeness with strength. rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength.
Mike, seriously appreciate you doing this video.
Your experience and information is extremely helpful to us LARPers and SF-wannabes.
Seriously though, you do God's work.
"Spoken like a true officer." 🤣 The E to O transition is real.
"...if you're going to fight, clash!" Mr.Leo
Well played.... G-M-V. 😎
Crye Plaid?
fatboymisk 😍😍😍
fatboymisk breakpoint in a nutshell
Love how daddy has impregnated the rest of gun tube with the comment section.
We spreading like Lucas's legs.....
@@mikeu.s.n.9099 Yep you won the best comment of the day award
@@mikeu.s.n.9099 😂😂😂10 out of 10 would spread again
An enjoyable clip as always and very informative. So thanks for making/sharing. As I'm a bit of a lazy barsturd, I haven't trawled through the comments to see if anyone else has pointed out a brand named Claw Gear, from Austria. Their stuff is quite affordable and takes a real beating. They issue the local SF boys, Jagdkommando, with their kit. The setup of their combat shirt is much like the G4 Crye one.
Anyway, keep 'm coming and looking forward to the next vid!
Always look to seeing your videos and most definitely appreciate you calling out Patagonia on their 💩!
I finished at 21:06 when daddy said “long boy”. Couldn’t last..
Am gon to show up to a Baer Solutions class in flannel and Cryes armed with an M16A1 and a waifu pillow.
"Yes, Daddy sent me, how did you know?"
I've always felt there is an advantage to a well positioned and generous upper arm pocket where it can be inserted with a panel of insulating material when used in the cold. It's the perfect place for additional insulation such as closed cell foam as we all hold ourselves there when trying to keep warm. Next time you talk about shirts, I would hope that you mention this as an alternative benefit.
u aint wrong, but combat shirts are for hot weather. if its cold u can run 2 layers with a t shirt and regular coat
I watched too many of these videos at once, and I have 3 seconds to live due to exhaustion and dehydration. Make a wish will be contacting you soon as I just ask for a flannel to cover my casket.
So long fellas, godspeed.
What's with 147?
May the Flannel be with you.....always.
No love for the left handed pen holder...this insensitivity must be STOPPED
Or, and this is just an idea, learn to use your right hand! 😂😂😂
ODST Medic NO WE WILL NOT CONFIRM #LEFTIESMATTER
Erik E. - finally a hashtag with a voice for change
Rambo can’t be bothered to wear a combat shirt.
I’m no Rambo...
I’m much more deadly.
Yes, with a name like Watermelon, you should be called Rambutt
Next... Tactical Banana Hammock review and field expedient Crown Royal Bag option when roughing it.
You and brandon herrera should just do a video where its just the two of you argueing about AR vs AK for like half an hour
All his targets should be pictures of AKs. Brandon would be shooting pictures of ARs
@@bigredwolf6 yeah! Exactly
When are you going to talk about assault shirts, dad?
Anyone ever stop to think that Flannel Daddy probably isn't wearing pants when he films these?
I always imagine it that way....
@@gedr4016 don't we all
Regardless... I'm not wearing pants while watching these.
@@ktr1024 given that many followers have their bowel movements timed with video releases, many are just naturally pantless while watching. Lol, just imagine a huge following all shitting together in unity.
This kind of video is the reason I started following you. Refreshing, thanks
Great video. I've got a couple of complete sets of Gen1 Crye combats kicking around that I used to LARP in back in the day. Still the best combat pants and shirt ever made even though the stretchy fabric laddered if you looked at it wrong.
The only LARPing top you need is tactical flannel.
where can i get the unicorn skull velcro patch?!
You have to earn it.
Went to a small outfitter store that was located a few
miles down the road from Fort Bragg. I bought a compact Leatherman
tool and I still remember the look of pride on the clerk's face as he
told me a "special operator" had bought a few earlier in the week!
1)Glad to see the G4 top shows love and tolerance for lefties (pen holder on right sleeve)
2)BRAVO for calling out Patagonia!
3)Good comment on kindness. A true warrior can show kindness; he doesn't have to constantly prove how tough he is.
I am having a diarrhea today so I visit the toilet quite often. Daddy uploads a new video. Coincidence?
Same I had 4 shits today , it was great
I Think Not.
"Patagonia combat top"
-Garand Thumb, 2019
Where?
did somebody say that PATAGONIA MAKES COMBAT TOPS AND TAKES MONEY TO CLOTHE ORGANIZATIONS THAT HAVE LONG STORIED HISTORIES OF ENDING HUMAN LIVES ABROAD?
I work for a federal agency, (As part of their protective force) and we use Condor. Can't say how effective they are in extended combat use . . . However, they have all the elements you've listed (And are quite flattering to my boyish figure, I might add!)
Hey Fed Boi....tell us all more about your daddy Brandon's plans to have you disregard the constitution which you swore to uphold.
The first few paragraphs of our declaration 📜 gives the insight of our founder's ideas for which they later acknowledged as our God given rights. The federalist papers goes even further into their mindset.
So please... tell us all how you feel about following orders that go against the very foundation for which this nation came to be.
Your message at the end of the video is a big reason why I'm subscribed to your channel. Thank you for your videos.
Still content with my set of woodland bdu's I bought at a goodwill.
Ahegao camo shirt when?!
Not soon enough 🤤
The army issued a brand called Mastiff. Felt like you were putting on a paper bag. They breathe in a whole lot better than the traditional ACU especially out in the desert. But they would tear after only a few washes.
Man, this was the OG video that got me into your videos!! Great redo, tons of info. Thanks Garand Dad.
If you've ever wanted daddy to make a video of him reading some of the comments, go ahead and hit that like button. Flood this section like a clogged toilet!
I'm still waiting for the subscriber Q+A video.
0:23 That’s the first time I’ve ever heard someone pronounce the S in controversial.
Big igloo uniforms:
Summer/spring: Hawaiian shirt, rhodie greens or camo cargo shorts
Winter/fall: Plaid flannel shirt, camo pants or jeans
You are absolutely right dad, and Ellen too.
I should go plan my backpacking trip to Pakistan.
Lol well dont do that
MacGyverGuy durka durka big misturka
@@GarandThumb I was emailing back and forth with Crye Precision and basically if I get 10 orders of anything from Crye Precision in Rhodesian Brushstroke camo, they'll make it and send it to me. Would you like anything in RBS? I can mail it back to you
Ok am I the only one who caught the Unicorn skull morale patch on the back of his plate carrier?
got to get that
Nope. It's that "attention to detail" that got drilled into us.
Moral of the episode
"Be rootin, be tootin, by god be shootin
But most importantly
Be k i n d"
You can get a nylon slip pouch for a pen in basically any color and attach velco to in and add it to your sleeve for a pen holder
Thought he had a claymore on his plate carrier for a second. Bold move.
What is that btw?
Thanks for the info. I'll be the coolest guy at the indoor range.
And the mall
MIKE U.S.N. Probably shouldn’t wear these at the mall. Trigger happy boomers might think you’re fixing to shoot everyone up.
Which is exactly why you SHOULD wear them to the mall !!!
Nothing gets me 'moister than an oyster' like triggering puss-bags.
yay daddy it teaching me about shirts! It`s almost like going shopping together!
Flannel Daddy has quickly become one of my favorite people to watch on the internet, right up there with Peta Jensen. Hopefully they collaborate some day.
Thanks for getting back to gear videos