"Being an Olympian is like living in Iowa or New Hampshire, every four years everybody gives you attention but the rest of the time no one cares!" As an Iowan, I can attest to the truth of that statement.
I was talking about the Balkan’s with a buddy and talking about a country called Kosovo and he said “I’ve never heard of it. Is it like Nebraska.” With my response being “no it’s more like Iowa.” He paused for a moment and said “ok you have a point I forgot that was a state.”
Ok, nerd comment: He mentions that the snitch wins every game, but that didn't happen in the World Quidditch Cup in Harry Potter's 4th year, right? Krum caught the snitch, but the other team won, right? Not really important, just something I noticed.
Yeah, but picture this: one team all goes after the snitch at once, and catch it right away. It would be almost impossible to score more than 150 points in that time
Actually, it’s a foul if anyone but the seeker captures the snitch. Also, if everyone is grouped together they create a much easier target for the opposing team’s beaters to aim at
and the snitch doesn't win every game. I believe in the goblet of fire the team that caught the snitch didn't win and one other book the snitch wasn't the winning factor for a team.
Quidditch World Cup game had Victor Krum catch the snitch and lose the match to the Irish team, exactly as the Weasley twins predicted through a gamble.
This is SO accurate! I'm not one of the "scrawny, non-athletic" kids. I actually play soccer, softball, volleyball, tennis, basketball, football, golf, and I run and swim a little bit. "And a World Series WITHOUT the part of the world that's good at baseball!" That made me die of laughter. My response to Mal at the end: I already spend any spare hours of my day watching Studio C! I'm doing all I can!
He was wrong about Quidditch. The Snitch does NOT win every game. All it does is END the game, and add 150 points to the team that caught it. It USUALLY wins them the game, but not always. THAT depends on how many points they earned with the Quaffle. Remember the Quidditch World Cup in book 4? Bulgaria caught the Snitch, but the Irish were WAY ahead of them, still winning the game even after the 150 points were added to Bulgaria. BOOM. LAWYERED BY A POTTERHEAD.
@@captainstarfish436 Well, in my P. E we mostly played football (soccer), which pretty much everyone liked. No-one was forcing you cause it wasn't graded but you did have to change and show for class atleast. Also, dodgeball, why do ppl hate it? Seems pretty fun to me.
No, the snitch doesn't win every game! It just ends the game after giving 150 points to the team that caught the snitch. Like in Hp 4 Ireland won but Krum caught the snitch! Because Ireland had too many points for Bulgeria to beat them
@@aurie1825 So why spend time scoring when you can have most of the players looking for the snitch, with the others defending so they don't get enough to win?
Aur Aur actually this is explained very well in Quidditch through the ages... the snitch was the final ball introduced to the game... back then, many people also participated in a sport called golden snitch hunt, in which they would hunt a spherical bird called golden snitch. At one game of Quidditch, a mayor released a snitch on to the pitch and advertised a reward for the player that would catch the snitch, 150 galleons I believe. Since all players were chasing the bird, it flew to a woman in the stands. Thats how the snitch was introduced to the game. One player was designated to catch the snitch, and the catch itself would be awarded with 150 points. At some point they stopped using birds and moved on to a actual ball, that mimed the flight patterns of a snitch. Tataa!
People they offended in this sketch: -Iowans -New Hampshirians (?) -Curlers -Frisbee players -Little League players -Referees -The entire non-American world -The American world
your welcome, and you are the first person ever (other than my cousin) to answer so quickly. you are also the first person online who has EVER bee home schooled, xept for 1 person, who I met personally before I foud out she was home schooled.
I am a nerdy nonathletic female, this evil scientist has yet to rope me into sports! Ha, you fools! You shall never convince me to experience these wretched games you speak of!
Actually, the Harry Potter Movies messed up Quidditch. In the Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone (movie), Oliver Wood tells Harry that if you catch the snitch, you win. This is not the case in the books. Catching the snitch only ends the game. That's why in the 4th movie they didn't show the Quidditch World Cup, because Ireland beat Bulgaria when they didn't catch the snitch. That's kind of dumb though, as Victor Krum should have waited until Bulgaria was in the lead to catch the snitch.
@@michellewu6689 no, it's because he knew they were never going to catch up. He wanted to end it while it was close at least. Ireland's chasers were too good
Because football there is boring. They dont see the best players or the best teams, and let me be honest, womens football is so boring. They think football is boring and americans are educated to deslike football, for some stupid reason. They like baseball and american football, that no one in the world cares, but that they think is amazing and very entertaining. I watch both and i fell asleep. I really ove studio C, but this was simple stupid. Because of football (soccer is a stupid name invented by stupid people, well they are voting for Trump, so...) they have Scott Sterling, the only viral thing that they have. But they decide to insult football and their fans. Amazing, MERICA!
OK, I've played soccer all my life and its really exciting! It's almost as physical as football! So don't knock it! If you agree then give a thumbs up!
At least soccer does not have 4 billion commercials and only lasts for 1 and a half hours not 4 hours like American football and all of its breaks and time stoppages.
+SD Gaming And football doesn't have a big show halfway through the biggest game of the year that no one who's actually interested in the game will like! They made an entire halftime show devoted to men in sequins and women in black panther costumes, and the people who like sports (or like the good half-time shows from the past) are going to be annoyed and angry! This year was truly an evil super bowl.
+walkingonwater the original name of the sport played at the world cup was soccer internationally. The name was later changed to football in almost every country. So one could make the case that soccer is the proper name and football is the wrong name
Karl Malone and John Stockton were both amazing basketball players for the Utah Jazz (think Hall of Fame level), but they never managed to win a championship.
The snitch DOESN'T win the game it just gets you 150 points and it ends the game, so if your 150 points ahead you still win even if the other team catches the snitch.
But why did Krum catch the snitch? If he didn't catch the snitch, they could win. If he caught it they would lose. Logic dictates one would not catch the snitch if you were more than 150 point behind.
Last saturday I was at a football game (I was playing with the school band) and it was the state game. The ref made a call that most people didn't like (if he didn't make the call, my school would have won the game.) and there was this lady screaming at the ref. Then I thought of this sketch.
"Oh, he's going the wrong way, *bless his heart* " The mad scientist is from the south!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
A fellow "It's A Southern Thing" fan?
Miriam B. This comment deserves WAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY more likes. Seriously underrated
Ace It With Ellie always
Y'all had to be Southern to catch that.
Yes
Scott sterling tries to convince others soccer is boring so he doesn't have to go through head trauma...too bad he forgot about volleyball(:
Matthew Davis The bad thing is he knows his future cause this vid came out before Scott Sterling! And Matt I love soccer
lol
*football
Matthew Davis .....the man!...
+Conrad Craft .....The Myth........
"Being an Olympian is like living in Iowa or New Hampshire, every four years everybody gives you attention but the rest of the time no one cares!"
As an Iowan, I can attest to the truth of that statement.
I was talking about the Balkan’s with a buddy and talking about a country called Kosovo and he said “I’ve never heard of it. Is it like Nebraska.” With my response being “no it’s more like Iowa.” He paused for a moment and said “ok you have a point I forgot that was a state.”
Oh hey, time to give you attention!
"Fake Sports"
*Takes out Curling... (Thingy)*
I died
Stone
no it is Curling "thingy"
+Ralph Kindler so is santa
Its a curling rock there are lightweight ones for little kids and heavy ones for older people
Antonio Zapata then how did u type this comment?
Matt: pulls out a frisbee
Me: he should've pulled out wii sports
Says the guy who’s profile is mario
Says the guy who’s profile is a duck
@@Blueberry_Shortcake01 Says the guy who's profile is a nice drawing.
wii sports is actually good
@@yestermorrow3223 Are you sure about that?
"At least sports are exciting!"*Holds up soccer ball.*"Oh. Touche."
But there is one thing in soccer.The man. The hero.the legend.SCOTT STERLING!!!
who?
not even kidding that just a random arrangement of letters to me.
hardwire it is a studio c character search it cuz he is the best
Scott Sterling is the hero we need to defeat the mad scientist...
Keiki Loaf / shinee-p football*
@@TheDeathmail they just have to split-screen matt to have them face off
0:48
“Oh, he’s going the wrong way, bless his heart”
😂😂
Mallory described my problem at the end of the video. I've been watching Studio C for hours at a time.
I need help...
Well it's 5:11 AM here so I guess she is right.
same...
me too
my to
We all do
"Why are both of your hands always evil?"
Courtney Kendall I am 5 years from the future
@@Jam-ms7es i am 2 years in the future
@@amebee709 I am 2 years in the future
They missed an opportunity of having Igor say, "Well, you can't effect gamers." and then have the Mad Scientist say he created sports video games.
I love how Matt skips around so happily with his evil schemes
I love how Matt throws the frisbee at the end, as though he is sucked into it...
I used to love a lot of sports when I was younger. I never really lost interest in the sports themselves - just the culture that surrounds them.
It broke my heart when Matt held up a soccer ball and Mallory said "Touche"
It seems as though they think that curling is more exciting than soccer.
As much as I love Studio C, that also crossed a line. 😄
Treton Karlsen touché
Yea I love soccer
The reason behind the football/soccer one was because of Scott Sterling. At least I think .....
Man you guys must love Opposite Day
"The judgement skills of U.S. congress"
No, the ref is even worse (which is really difficult, trust me)
I died at that part
“Why are both your hands always evil?!”
Haha that gave me a good laugh
Ok, nerd comment: He mentions that the snitch wins every game, but that didn't happen in the World Quidditch Cup in Harry Potter's 4th year, right? Krum caught the snitch, but the other team won, right? Not really important, just something I noticed.
Yeah, but picture this: one team all goes after the snitch at once, and catch it right away. It would be almost impossible to score more than 150 points in that time
Actually, it’s a foul if anyone but the seeker captures the snitch. Also, if everyone is grouped together they create a much easier target for the opposing team’s beaters to aim at
Nerd
Yes, and Fred and George completely predicted it
Don't be silly, it's very important.
Bring back this series!
I already spend hours at a time watching studio c and I DO NOT REGRET HOURS GOING BY!!
Me: *realizes that only 3 people technically “chase” the quaffle*
Me: WAIT-
Actually 6, because you forgot the other team. 🤯
@@jackbreck8087 ah but three of them will have the quaffle on there team so they don't need to chase it
and the snitch doesn't win every game. I believe in the goblet of fire the team that caught the snitch didn't win and one other book the snitch wasn't the winning factor for a team.
Evert Frederiks yeah but that’s only when they have at least 150 points more than the other team
You forgot the other team. Six in total.
'At least none of them are boring'
*shows soccer ball*
'Touche...'
SCOTT STIRLING
Good thing he didn't ruin volleyball and swimming. Woo!
Or my sport, diving.
+Jack Blommel or equestrian, I'm safe too.
OMG theses are the sports I play!
+AnimalLover Yep. WOO SWIMMING STILL'S OK!!!!
***** ;)
I love how you guys keep your skits clean and funny you guys are great examples
"The judgement skill of us Congress." I love it!👌😂👌
“Eyesight of a mole and the judgement skills of U.S. Congress” is officially my favorite ref description ever. I’ve gotta remember that one. 😂
Quidditch World Cup game had Victor Krum catch the snitch and lose the match to the Irish team, exactly as the Weasley twins predicted through a gamble.
MonguinAssassin I was searching for this comment and I was not disappointed!
Oh wow! The end part! Henry Jones What have you done! DX
Non-athletic Frisbee! :3
That is a comment tho. A google plus comment! D; And now there are THREE comments! o.o
Heyyyy pinky
The frisbee is life
Still addicted to Studio C....
It's 2019.....
Like if you have this problem too
Who really believes the 1980 hockey team beat the Soviets?
They really did do that.
Oh really? Kudos to them!
Ha I love Studio C AND Miracle
"Oh he's going the wrong way, bless his heart."
"Sad."
“I also made torture sports” *holds up a pair of pointe shoes* muahahahahaaaa
“Ear biting boxers!” Love that touch
Studio C must be a huge fan of Harry Potter...
Yup! My UA-cam addiction consists mostly studio c! You guys are amazing!
And the judgement skills of US congress
I really like this guy. He makes everything better.
“They’ll be like Malone and Stockton, lots of chemistry but still no ring” had me dying
Best line in the whole thing. And they did it IN UTAH.
@@lightningpastry2153 it's 2024 and i only got the joke as a basketball fan 😂😂
I'm officially addicted to Studio C! #lovingit
"I gave him the eyesight of a mole and the judgement of US congress" Well, yes
6 years and im still addicted and watching studio c...
This is SO accurate! I'm not one of the "scrawny, non-athletic" kids. I actually play soccer, softball, volleyball, tennis, basketball, football, golf, and I run and swim a little bit.
"And a World Series WITHOUT the part of the world that's good at baseball!" That made me die of laughter.
My response to Mal at the end: I already spend any spare hours of my day watching Studio C! I'm doing all I can!
You guys should make another of these!
He was wrong about Quidditch. The Snitch does NOT win every game. All it does is END the game, and add 150 points to the team that caught it. It USUALLY wins them the game, but not always. THAT depends on how many points they earned with the Quaffle. Remember the Quidditch World Cup in book 4? Bulgaria caught the Snitch, but the Irish were WAY ahead of them, still winning the game even after the 150 points were added to Bulgaria. BOOM. LAWYERED BY A POTTERHEAD.
Good job
Thank you, my lord.
+E. Chadwick hold on a sec. how can you be a potterhead but still call Voldemort "my lord"? Unless you're pulling a Snape on us here. . .
Because Harry Potter is one of the most annoying, angsty little snobs to ever live.
i officially declare you a non-Potterhead
Also, physical education. *shudder*
Blargh, what an awful class...
Even the athletic kids hate it
Yep. Everytime I have PE I'm like: "Please ball have mercy pls pls PLS don't hit me..."
Am I the only one that actually liked P.E? In fact, my entire class liked P.E, why do ppl hate it so much?
@@King-or6ll in my opinion forcing someone to exercise makes them hate exercise
@@captainstarfish436 Well, in my P. E we mostly played football (soccer), which pretty much everyone liked. No-one was forcing you cause it wasn't graded but you did have to change and show for class atleast. Also, dodgeball, why do ppl hate it? Seems pretty fun to me.
“Egore, come here!”
“No, Master!”
_She says while walking into the room_
its spelled igor
Why are 6 people chasing the Quaffle when the Snitch wins every game?
Mind = Blown
No, the snitch doesn't win every game! It just ends the game after giving 150 points to the team that caught the snitch. Like in Hp 4 Ireland won but Krum caught the snitch! Because Ireland had too many points for Bulgeria to beat them
MG3 nononononono! the snitch just ends the game! it only wins if after you gain the 150 points, you have more than the other team
@@aurie1825 So why spend time scoring when you can have most of the players looking for the snitch, with the others defending so they don't get enough to win?
Aaron Predum i honestly have no idea the hp world is crazy
Aur Aur actually this is explained very well in Quidditch through the ages... the snitch was the final ball introduced to the game... back then, many people also participated in a sport called golden snitch hunt, in which they would hunt a spherical bird called golden snitch. At one game of Quidditch, a mayor released a snitch on to the pitch and advertised a reward for the player that would catch the snitch, 150 galleons I believe. Since all players were chasing the bird, it flew to a woman in the stands. Thats how the snitch was introduced to the game. One player was designated to catch the snitch, and the catch itself would be awarded with 150 points. At some point they stopped using birds and moved on to a actual ball, that mimed the flight patterns of a snitch.
Tataa!
"The judgement skills of US Congress" XD
Love this series!!
People they offended in this sketch:
-Iowans
-New Hampshirians (?)
-Curlers
-Frisbee players
-Little League players
-Referees
-The entire non-American world
-The American world
SOCCER PLAYERS TOO
I live in Iowa
Who cares about those hipster frisbee players
Tommy Shields I agree with you they made fun of my state Iowa and every sport player and sport.
+Tommy Shields I live and iowa so this sketch is really offensive but.. i still like it
This is probably one of the best videos ever!
"They're gonna end up like Malone and Stockton. A lot of chemistry but no rings." Shots fired!!😂
Me exactly
As an Iowan that is very true and it's nice because it's quiet here
I do ultimate Frisbee every Saturday.....I guess that means I'm scrawny and non athletic :,(
NO YOUR NOT. I don't even really do Frisbee or run around much. maybe cause I'm home schooled.... btw, I am NOT kidding about the first part.
Celeste Wright :D thanks. I'm homeschooled too :)
your welcome, and you are the first person ever (other than my cousin) to answer so quickly. you are also the first person online who has EVER bee home schooled, xept for 1 person, who I met personally before I foud out she was home schooled.
Celeste Wright really!? Cool! What grade you in?
I don't know. probably in-between at least 7th- 8th. I really don't know.
Matt’s face at the end when he throws the frisbee tho
this is why i watch studio c
I am a nerdy nonathletic female, this evil scientist has yet to rope me into sports! Ha, you fools! You shall never convince me to experience these wretched games you speak of!
Madelyn Poling me too
To be honest, don't watch sports. Do sports! For good health.
Oh ho ho, you forgot about sport video games
have you heard about wii sports?
E-Sports!! Muwahahahaha
Studio C is the only channel I've subscribed to. Love you all
2:25 is so true. I live in Des Moines, iowa
And I live in New Hampshire-lol!
and of course everyone has forgotten virginia even exists
+Tony Miller what's Virginia?
McTheMan it is the state that is the home to the oldest river and oldest towns in america
I also live in iowa
That laugh at the beginning made me smile! A lot... Like a LOT a lot.
You guys should do "The Mad Scientist Ruins The Internet!"
Like if you agree!
@@phantom1696 See? He has already ruined it.
"You're right, too far.
But I'm just getting started!"
Classic Matt delivery.
This is incredibly accurate
2:11 “at least sports are exciting” *pulls out soccer ball* “oh touché” I’m dying😂
2:23 Iowan here. Yep, sounds about right. That or any time Steve King opens his mouth ( then we just bow our heads in shame ):
The no ring joke is so good.
#youtubeaddiction2016
+Charity Blikstad SAME!
mollymiccee same!
#youtubeaddiction2018
#youtubeaddiction2018
I was enjoying my hours on UA-cam watching you guys and then you had to call me out. Thanks Mallory.
Actually, the Harry Potter Movies messed up Quidditch. In the Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone (movie), Oliver Wood tells Harry that if you catch the snitch, you win. This is not the case in the books. Catching the snitch only ends the game. That's why in the 4th movie they didn't show the Quidditch World Cup, because Ireland beat Bulgaria when they didn't catch the snitch. That's kind of dumb though, as Victor Krum should have waited until Bulgaria was in the lead to catch the snitch.
In the books, it implied that Victor simply wanted to show off how good he was at catching snitches.
@@michellewu6689 no, it's because he knew they were never going to catch up. He wanted to end it while it was close at least. Ireland's chasers were too good
Those two are lovely!
"At least sports are fun"
*Holds up football*
"Touché"
Unless there's SCOTT STERLING!!!
Here in Europe we love football, why you all consider it so boring?
soccer.
Because football there is boring. They dont see the best players or the best teams, and let me be honest, womens football is so boring. They think football is boring and americans are educated to deslike football, for some stupid reason. They like baseball and american football, that no one in the world cares, but that they think is amazing and very entertaining. I watch both and i fell asleep. I really ove studio C, but this was simple stupid. Because of football (soccer is a stupid name invented by stupid people, well they are voting for Trump, so...) they have Scott Sterling, the only viral thing that they have. But they decide to insult football and their fans. Amazing, MERICA!
Diogo Faria It's just a simple joke also they make Scott Sterling after this sketch.
I live in New Hampshire and I must say!
He’s right
hey...soccer is the only sport I actually like.... It's exciting
They were just kidding.
Phijkchu_Kingnick455 but it is just a bunch of people running around and faking injuries for 90 minutes
Theo Smith IKR
Have you ever watched volleyball? I think it's more exciting
Theo Smith wrong
The frisbee thing. I’m dying😂😂😂
Igor:Well at lest sports are exiting.
*pulls out soccer ball*
Igor:Touché
Me: LOL XD
THAT LAST JOKE WAS JUST TOO GOOD!!! 😂🤣🤣🤣😂
OK, I've played soccer all my life and its really exciting! It's almost as physical as football! So don't knock it! If you agree then give a thumbs up!
Hahaha the end credit was so right. "UA-cam addiction!" I have been watching Studio c for hours. But they're sooo good
At least soccer does not have 4 billion commercials and only lasts for 1 and a half hours not 4 hours like American football and all of its breaks and time stoppages.
AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!
Touché
There is only football and American football. No "soccer". Don't support that nonsense
+SD Gaming And football doesn't have a big show halfway through the biggest game of the year that no one who's actually interested in the game will like! They made an entire halftime show devoted to men in sequins and women in black panther costumes, and the people who like sports (or like the good half-time shows from the past) are going to be annoyed and angry! This year was truly an evil super bowl.
+walkingonwater the original name of the sport played at the world cup was soccer internationally. The name was later changed to football in almost every country. So one could make the case that soccer is the proper name and football is the wrong name
the mad scientist has to become a series
SOCCER is the best! come on studio C
No pretty sure it's boring
Yes soccers amazing! I play so many sports and soccers my favorite by far!
Soccer is way more interesting than baseball
ya so true soccer is amazing, but still love your vid
Soccer is the bomb!
Can we get more of this Studio C? Plz :(
"Sports!"
"Oh, those are actually good!"
"I'm making them evil."
"Oook."
Hahaha. Love this part.
HAHAHAHA it's too late Mall I already spend all the sad hours of my life slowly making my way through all your videos. SEASON 4!
Dang man, that stockton and malone joke was not called for!
doublea422 saaaaaaaaame
That was just rough, but since they're from Utah, that's kind of the big thing for them on the pro sports front
I don't get the reference. What's that?
Karl Malone and John Stockton were both amazing basketball players for the Utah Jazz (think Hall of Fame level), but they never managed to win a championship.
make more of these mad scientist videos!
SOCCER IS EXCITING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I call it football, BUT IT IS EXITING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+Spencer Staley tots agree
Thanks
+Spencer Staley i think u mean FUTBUL
KingBaggage LOL
3:34 I thought he was going to pull out a soccer or football video game lol
The only reason Matt doesn't like soccer is because hes SCOTT STERLING!!!!
Ethan Dillon Films the truth is revealed XD
That last one hit me hard.
But what about SCOTT STIRLING
THE MAN
THE MYTH
THE LEGEND
Malone and stockton, lots of chemistry but still no ring.
I'm cry every time
2:10
What did you just say?
Americans can't understand football...well, they don't understand the super bowl too, they're just there for the ads and midgame entertainment
Football is the best sport
That skipping killed me HE'S TOO CUTE while enjoying being evil
The snitch DOESN'T win the game it just gets you 150 points and it ends the game, so if your 150 points ahead you still win even if the other team catches the snitch.
+Luke Halling Krum catches the snitch but Ireland wins the match.
But why did Krum catch the snitch? If he didn't catch the snitch, they could win. If he caught it they would lose. Logic dictates one would not catch the snitch if you were more than 150 point behind.
Gaurav Ireland was too overwhelming, even if Krum let the game go on they wouldn't surpass Ireland, that's why he caught it, to end the game sooner.
I am not addicted to UA-cam, I could stop right now...
Well, maybe I watch one Studio C video more... or two...
But... But... Scott Sterling
HIS FACE IS LIKE A BRICK WALL
+Television Robloxia A BRICK WALL THAT CAN FEEL PAIN AND CRIES A LOT.
Ian Williams the man, the myth, the legend
I would love to have this kind of relationship like this...
Soccer is theh best sport there is!!!!!!!!!!!!
+Anna Hendricks yes it is
My favorite
#C. Ronaldo
Anna Hendricks No way it's lame!
jennymk01 Why?
Oliver Robinson Personality its super boring and has nothing to it.
I have a you tube addiction but I dedicate those hours to studio c!!!!
"I give him the eyesight of a mole and the judgement skills of US Congress..."
Last saturday I was at a football game (I was playing with the school band) and it was the state game. The ref made a call that most people didn't like (if he didn't make the call, my school would have won the game.) and there was this lady screaming at the ref. Then I thought of this sketch.