That made me laugh so hard because my sister used to work for Cut co and the other day we were talking about how awful they are and how pro chefs make fun of people who have them. No joke
I think that this is one of my favorite running jokes with Studio C. I love the Persians under the rug! Tassels, beautiful, golden tassels! Couchville would win just by virtue of the resources available to them, but the Ottoman Empire has proven that they are crafty and resourceful. It could go either way.
Bristows Shared he could've been new and doesn't know all the names yet... I'm a oldie but I don't know all the names yet cause usually everybody s wearing disguises so its hard...
Couchville will prevail!! They have struck an alliance with the residents of the restroom, the indians in the cupboard, and the aliens in the attic!! PREPARE TO DIE OTTOMAN EMPIRE!!! (no, that was not a reference to the movie aliens in the attic, it just popped into my head XD)
What of the people of back shed? Will they keep true to their word to couchville? They undoubtedly have the finest equipment, hoes, axes, and I hear the bravest hero amongst their ranks wields the mighty lawn mower!
Hungarian were Turkic many ages ago. Turkia's people came from Asian Huns.(Mete Han) Hungary's people came from European Huns.(Attilla) Both of them were Huns. We still have got same words.
After a decade of rewatching Studio C videos over and over... I am just now realizing that the trilogy of Couchville has naming conventions like the Star Wars OT 😂
I'm thinking both empires should be completely overrun by hordes of dust bunnies, the most ferocious bunnies of them all. (The Persian empire would probably fall first)
Imagine telling your parents something like this: Child:"Mooom the furniture's are going at war with each other." Mother: "Get dressed" Child: "Why?" Father:"were taking you to see a therapist" Child: "what for? i'm fine, OMG, look mom & dad, the couch is staring at me."
I am disgusted at the people who swear allegiance to the Ottoman Empire. I'm not a citizen of Couchville, but I'm a Dwarf of the Kitchen Drawers, and my ruler, King Cleaver, has declared us allies with the people of Couchville, and I dare not oppose him, lest I get my head sliced in two. I cannot encourage the Ottomans by standing down, either (nor do I want to).
I was cleaning my car the other day and found all kinds of random things. It reminded me of your Couchville episodes. You guys should try doing a "Carville" episode.
Plot twist: The people of Couchville took over The Ottomen Empire, who once ruled the entire living room. Nearly wiping out all of they’re existence. So Stephan is just trying to avenge his people and take back what is rightfully his
What about the woodland elves of the potted plant and the people of the land of The Pantry! They are with couchville too! The intense battle music will be provided by the rocking people of rocking chair
THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE SHALL PERISH! THEY DON'T KNOW IT YET, BUT I HAVE RELEASED THE MATRESS MERMAIDS OUT OF THEIR KINGDOM! THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE WILL BE DOOMED TO LISTEN TO THE SONGS THE MERMAIDS LEARNED THEMSELVES; *THE ALARM SYSTEM!* SURRENDER OTTOMAN EMPIRE, OR HAVE THE SYSTEM AS YOUR BACKGROUND MUSIC!
C Ooper What!? You mean those rotten fridge spawns!? Yes they may smell of leftovers and expired milk, but what do they have to fight back against the Watchman's Chair snipers, or the Love-Seat witches? You'll surrender in an instant!
Couchville should win! I think Matt should put the ottoman locked up somewhere, or in another room. So that when they come out for battle, no one's there. And when he the king of couchville comes up he's like "YESSSSS!" but his wife is like "De heck happened to the war?!'
The dwarves in the drawer will rise and pay the Persians under the rug and the Love Sack hippies to join them, and there will be a battle of the Five Armies like in the Hobbit between the Ottomans, Couchville citizens, Love Sack, Persians, and dwarves!!!!
Aah, but you forget Ottomanians, the prophecy that from the Attic shall Come the House Justice League! Bat Man, wielder of the Metal Baseball Bat with a Batman symbol on it! Supper Man, guardian of the old freeze-dried arsenal and wielder of forgotten and uneaten soup cans! Ponder Woman, Holder of the great books of ancient mysteries and knowledge! Such as: "Where's Waldo?" a copy of a "Guinness World book of Records", and a random trivia book! And Aqua Duct Man, Master of all the water systems of the house, and the many creatures that live inside! Hear this, Ottoman Empire, and tremble in Fear! For victory shall be snatched from the hand of the evil!
You forgot about The Flash light,keeper of the flashlights. The Green-colored Lantern,protector of all the lamps and lanterns tony HAWK skateboard,owner of,well, Tom's Tony Hawk skateboard And the Teen pop music Titans,a team of tacky teens who listen to teen pop music
I, queen of the Elves on the Shelf, will fight bravely alongside the people of Couchville as long as necessary, until the Ottoman Empire has been banished forever!!!!!
The Power Of The Ottoman Empire Is To Strong. The Persians Are To Classy And Drarwfs In The Drawers Will Give More Blades Under The Table. The People Of CouchVille With Fall.😈😈
"It doesn't mean we're worthless, it just means we're extremely gross."
What a mood.
Lmao fr
"PRAY TO IKEA, MAKER OF WORLDS," I died.
Go ikea
@McKenna Simmons yes yes
I read that as he said that
Hmmm, this reminds me of scp 3008
All hail IKEA!!!!!!!!
Someone needs to write a book about this. I'm not kidding. It would be amazing.
That is a great idea
why
Because it is unique and fascinating idea. Why not?
No it is not
That's your opinion.
I love that Jeremy is always the hippie😂
+Sofia B Must be the mustache
+Bianca Arcand and glasses
JOHN LENNON
Watch: 'Just Jeremy' LOL!!!
Ella Czarnezki
OMQ THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING!!
The funniest part of this is that the Persians would have NEVER allied with the Ottoman Empire
In fact they fought a lot of wars against each other
Well you see the mistake back then was that no tassels changed hands.
Yeah, but they had to make a pun.
@@khangtruong98 ah true, they Haven't seen the beauty of tassel yets
HISTORY NERDS RISE UP!
The doormat peasant stepped on the Persians.
Eww
+FlyingWalrus THERE CONTAMINATED!!!
+The2ofUs YAY!!! Wait, will the CDC have to stay at my home? My apartment's too small to fit them and their equipment.
There entire persian empire has been crushed
That day thousands of us died
“My cutco knives” he sounds so sad 😂
That made me laugh so hard because my sister used to work for Cut co and the other day we were talking about how awful they are and how pro chefs make fun of people who have them. No joke
Lmaoo fr
Whitney still reminds me of the queen in Brave. o.e
IKR?
i can see that
IKR!
In King Fergus's voice: "EEEELLLLLIIIIIIINNNOOOOOOOOORRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!"🤓🏹🗺💞
Compass Rose me too
Matt... just sell the furniture...
toogletoggle yeah he said I need to have a yard sale
Snowstar34 it's just for fun
Snowstar34 but they have his iPhone and credit card
or he could burn them
he would never be alone again!
Does Matt not like, OWN every single kingdom in his house?
In other words... all must bow to Matt Meese.
Emperor of CouchVille
@@withlessAsbestos No, Emperor of House World.
@@TheZamaron Aw yes, but that entails Imperial Status of CouchVille
@@withlessAsbestos indeed my friend.
I think that this is one of my favorite running jokes with Studio C. I love the Persians under the rug! Tassels, beautiful, golden tassels! Couchville would win just by virtue of the resources available to them, but the Ottoman Empire has proven that they are crafty and resourceful. It could go either way.
I just really have no idea how the guy playing the Rug Persians even got there and how he disappeared afterward 😂😂😂😂
He crawled under the camera... And his name is Adam. I think your not a studio c fan if you didnt know that Tassle person was Adam!
Bristows Shared he could've been new and doesn't know all the names yet... I'm a oldie but I don't know all the names yet cause usually everybody s wearing disguises so its hard...
"The French Doors!"
"yo guys"
"We surrender"
"WHAT!?"
*History 100*
3:47
And if you really knew history you would know it is only a meme based over an overreaction from the Simpsons :)
and a tout a lour means see ya later
I think he said "your grace", but yeah ur right
La Grande Armée be like:
Do you think that I'm a joke?
im pretty sure that he said your grace but true
And I was worried about dust bunnies.
hehe X)
THE DUST BUNNY EMPIRE SHALL RISE AGAIN!
Klinton Helms hahaha! they will never see it coming XD
McKenzie Pearmain Because dust shall be in their eyes! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
lol
Dont worry folks the minutemen of the mattress will defend any settlements in need.
of course you will, bring the player along with you to
yes
the folks of the "Matt"ress, huh? "Matt" should rule it.
"Another settlement needs our help" - Preston Garvey
Or The monster under the bed!!
I really want the guy who's furniture it is to retaliate and create his own empire.
yes!!!!!!!!!!!! that is pure genius
Totally rockin sketch idea
I agree he should call it... Mattland
Black flames31 All shall bow to the awesome power of Matt from Mattland.
The United Furniture of Matt
Dont worry, couchville, the Byzantines of the bed are here to get revenge!
Ajakel Hihi And with a little gold, the Vikings of the air vent will aid as well!
The Tribe of Trashcans has offered service. They are closely related to the Peasants of Doormat....
I, queen of TV, will be at your service.
And the Trojan in the TV
Don't forget the chair champions and the Russians of the refrigerators
Matt: I need to have a yard sell
Everyone: Armageddon is upon us!
I think the people of the love sack should win.
Julia YES!
GIVE PEACE A CHANCE!!
I'd personally love to see a war with these
Couchville will prevail!! They have struck an alliance with the residents of the restroom, the indians in the cupboard, and the aliens in the attic!! PREPARE TO DIE OTTOMAN EMPIRE!!!
(no, that was not a reference to the movie aliens in the attic, it just popped into my head XD)
But couchville's prophecy states that from the basement shall rise the 20 armies of old boxes, forgotten cabinets, and of the ancient papa bear chair
yes, but that prophecy will come true ONLY IN TIME OF GREAT PERIL!!
What of the people of back shed? Will they keep true to their word to couchville?
They undoubtedly have the finest equipment, hoes, axes, and I hear the bravest hero amongst their ranks wields the mighty lawn mower!
Yes, but recently their village has become overrun with the horrible disease known as CLUTTER! They are unable to locate their fine artillery!
Matt went to Ikea and got more allies for Couthville
We are the Ottoman Empire,
And we are very 'Hungry'
I see what you were trying to do there, but the Ottoman Empire was reformed into Turkey, not Hungary.
+Sethoman Thats-me They are Hungary for Turkey.
hehehe
Baffalo Wings Puns
Hungarian were Turkic many ages ago. Turkia's people came from Asian Huns.(Mete Han) Hungary's people came from European Huns.(Attilla) Both of them were Huns. We still have got same words.
lol! "You know what this eye contact means!"
"If you don't subscribe... you know what this eye contact means"
😄😄😄😄
I love the actual bits of history in here. The real alliances and such. :D
THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE WILL RISE AGAIN!
XD
IT SHALL NOT!!!
You have the support of the Elves of under the bedroom covers Phijkchu_Kingnick455.
Yaaaas
Sean Tate Well, Couchville has the support of the Giants under the bed!!!!
Love Jeremy as John Lennon
Wonder when the ShElves will make a apperance
After a decade of rewatching Studio C videos over and over... I am just now realizing that the trilogy of Couchville has naming conventions like the Star Wars OT 😂
I give my allegiance to Matt, may his sale of the yard increase his wealth and bring him uninhabited furniture!
Couchville has the wonderous accent! They will win on that fact ALONE!!!!!
James is always the french person! Haha love it
This is seriously one of the greatest skits--especially the French door bit.
How do they charge his phone? That's the only question I only ever think...
Catgirl0217 he dropped a charger
A charger that runs on melted m and ms
Maybe his couch is electric, or he has been constantly dropping car battery’s in there
Think of all of batteries he's droped
Catgirl0217 same
Would be so cool if the original cast came back to a new episode to just do another installment of this skit!
There is more room on the inside than on the outside.
Tardis disguised as a couch
Mario Nyah yes!
Elijah Van Vlack
Like in Harry Potter
Matt is just a regular guy who's thrown into the mix of this. I like that.
I'm actually sitting on my couch. XD But in all honesty, if that existed, it would be pretty cool.
this feels like a group of kids messing around at a friend's house but the friend doesn't want to play and they just continue
No... the monsters from under the bed will devour you all!!
The critics in the computer have spoken! Long live couchville
I'm thinking both empires should be completely overrun by hordes of dust bunnies, the most ferocious bunnies of them all.
(The Persian empire would probably fall first)
Then even the bunnies fall when the floors cave at the hands of the Confederation of Termites!
Steven:stop saying tassels
Adam: TASsels....
Imagine telling your parents something like this:
Child:"Mooom the furniture's are going at war with each other."
Mother: "Get dressed"
Child: "Why?"
Father:"were taking you to see a therapist"
Child: "what for? i'm fine, OMG, look mom & dad, the couch is staring at me."
Anyone else notice that Matt loves to use the name Tom?
Personally I think he actually looks like a Tom. What about you guys?
😂😂😂😂 When Whitney was putting on the war paint and Jason's like "Me too," she just gets a giant glob on his nose 😂😂😂😂
Jeremey is hilarious
Raven Carrethers i agree
I am disgusted at the people who swear allegiance to the Ottoman Empire. I'm not a citizen of Couchville, but I'm a Dwarf of the Kitchen Drawers, and my ruler, King Cleaver, has declared us allies with the people of Couchville, and I dare not oppose him, lest I get my head sliced in two. I cannot encourage the Ottomans by standing down, either (nor do I want to).
You will forever have the support of the Giants under the bed!!!!
What about the forks? I heard they were spooning with the ottomans and the writing odd things with the pencils from Office Desk!
We, the warriors of the bookshelf, do solemnly swear to keep the Ottoman Empire safe from harm! Couchville rats! ATTACK MY OGRE KINSMEN!
Ya the people of the gun safe are awesome!!! They got rid of the people of China Cabinet for me! So I put lights in there in return!
And we, the Senates of Pencil Box will open a debate:
"2B or not 2B! That is the question".
this needs to be a movie series seriously
I was cleaning my car the other day and found all kinds of random things. It reminded me of your Couchville episodes. You guys should try doing a "Carville" episode.
That is Time Lord furniture.
Laura Hamann you watch doctor who to!?
Naaa... you just haven't really looked at how much space there is :D
2:40
"I was there 50 years ago"
Dude, you were born 50 years ago
What about the Indian in the Cupboard
Native American
Beef Burger it's a reference from a book. while Native American is the correct term, i think it was just a reference tat didn't mean any offense.
@@coco-jl7qc Its a refence to there Indian in the cupboard sketch
Mariah Schultz ??? there's a book too??? the sketch is based on a book???
@@coco-jl7qc In the sketch they say "We prefer native american" Beef Burger was referencing that
This is the weird version of the borrowers XD
OMG I was thinking tjat to
2 years ago wow
4 years ago wow
@@acat6287 oh wow
@@Diamondgamervideos hi
Plot twist: The people of Couchville took over The Ottomen Empire, who once ruled the entire living room. Nearly wiping out all of they’re existence. So Stephan is just trying to avenge his people and take back what is rightfully his
COUCHVILLE!
You, my friend have the support of the Giants under the bed!!!!
What about the woodland elves of the potted plant and the people of the land of The Pantry! They are with couchville too! The intense battle music will be provided by the rocking people of rocking chair
Yesssshhhh!!!!
Black flames31 Though, the ceiling fans won't be any help to anyone, they just cheers for whoever's winning. They are a fickle people.
I know right but the people of Stove Top are a fiery bunch they will side with couchville!!!
Couchville definetly wins
2:24 Different furniture can live together in harmony. Except for futons... Futons are the worst...
I love how Matt's just kind of thrown into all this.
"I had a lot of Taco Bell." I wish that excuse worked on my mom
I know this is an old comment but were you farting on your mother, my guy?
1:29 Stephen: "Ha! And scoff!"
Why did you add "scoff"?
Also I love how they make puns
My bed is a futon.... Jeremy just insulted me. I LOVE MY FUTON!
That John Lennon impression is on point
"It doesn't mean we're worthless! It just means were extremely gross!"
Me too mall. Me too.
2:30 Then everything changed when the fire nation attacked "
That was what comedy used to be! Well done!
When I watched this for the first time, I didn’t know what an ottoman was so I thought of the actual Ottoman Empire...
GO COUCH VILLAGERS!!!!!! And hey Matt I think you need to clean your door mat.😊🚪
lol matt clean the mat
If I the king of the couch were to let me get that dirty, I would join the other empires
French doors:"we surrender" omg i died. Thats is great writing!!!!!
A high quality Persian rug has around 2 million knots per square inch. And can last around 200 years!
there needs to be a sequel
THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE SHALL PERISH! THEY DON'T KNOW IT YET, BUT I HAVE RELEASED THE MATRESS MERMAIDS OUT OF THEIR KINGDOM! THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE WILL BE DOOMED TO LISTEN TO THE SONGS THE MERMAIDS LEARNED THEMSELVES; *THE ALARM SYSTEM!* SURRENDER OTTOMAN EMPIRE, OR HAVE THE SYSTEM AS YOUR BACKGROUND MUSIC!
YES!
THE MERMAIDS WILL NEVER SURRENDER!!! BWAHAHA!
Yes but alas I have unleashed the Refrigerator Reapers!
C Ooper What!? You mean those rotten fridge spawns!? Yes they may smell of leftovers and expired milk, but what do they have to fight back against the Watchman's Chair snipers, or the Love-Seat witches? You'll surrender in an instant!
They will triumph just wait... (imagine shaking a fist)
2:11 He reminds me of John Lennon: "give leave a chance"
Couchville should win! I think Matt should put the ottoman locked up somewhere, or in another room. So that when they come out for battle, no one's there. And when he the king of couchville comes up he's like "YESSSSS!" but his wife is like "De heck happened to the war?!'
Jason grabbed a pillow instead of a cushion at the end when he was going back to his kingdom. LOL
The dwarves in the drawer will rise and pay the Persians under the rug and the Love Sack hippies to join them, and there will be a battle of the Five Armies like in the Hobbit between the Ottomans, Couchville citizens, Love Sack, Persians, and dwarves!!!!
DEATH AWAITS, mwahaha!!!!! ow, my knee...
why is that so funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Ottoman Empire has my allegiance!
Traitor!!
You shall forever burn!!!!
Jarhead #standwithottomon #noregrets #noretreat
Abby Poulson I can't be called a "traitor" if I was never loyal to the people of Couchville to begin with!
unimpressiveavenger She means you are a traitor to the human race. And all others who have dignity
Aah, but you forget Ottomanians, the prophecy that from the Attic shall Come the House Justice League!
Bat Man, wielder of the Metal Baseball Bat with a Batman symbol on it!
Supper Man, guardian of the old freeze-dried arsenal and wielder of forgotten and uneaten soup cans!
Ponder Woman, Holder of the great books of ancient mysteries and knowledge! Such as: "Where's Waldo?" a copy of a "Guinness World book of Records", and a random trivia book!
And Aqua Duct Man, Master of all the water systems of the house, and the many creatures that live inside!
Hear this, Ottoman Empire, and tremble in Fear! For victory shall be snatched from the hand of the evil!
You forgot about The Flash light,keeper of the flashlights.
The Green-colored Lantern,protector of all the lamps and lanterns
tony HAWK skateboard,owner of,well, Tom's Tony Hawk skateboard
And the Teen pop music Titans,a team of tacky teens who listen to teen pop music
I, queen of the Elves on the Shelf, will fight bravely alongside the people of Couchville as long as necessary, until the Ottoman Empire has been banished forever!!!!!
I like that title. XD
I will ready for battle my lady. XD
Jordan Farnsworth I, as a citizen of the CD Rack, will fight alongside you!
I shall battle the emperor himself my queen
Jordan Farnsworth are you sure my queen? The empire of the attic is able to take over if need be. We wield mighty weapons
1:40 shs sounds like the lady from Lake Town in The Hobbit 😂
Couchville!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Couchville!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Couchville!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boo
What of the armchair? Whose forces dwell there?
The archers in the armchairs
The doormats shall reign over all! It shall happen! >:D
0:21, I had a lot of Taco Bell, and I-
XD That's hilarious!
He should get a fu-tan (the one furniture that can't get along with any one!
This was great on 2 times speed
THE PEASENTS AT DOORMAT SHALL RULEEE
Doormat should be the richest Kingdom thanks to Amazon.
The doormat lady reminds me of Molly Weasley
This man's census is gonna be wack
Tell me , what happens when your dad farts on the couch?!!! the ppl die... in gruesome ways.
The Monsters Under The Bed promise their allegiance to Couchville.
STUDIO C! FOR COUCHVILE!!!!
Never knew I needed Jeremy as John Lennon so badly
Ottoman Empire for the WIN. That character is the best.
Ha! The love sack! Am I dead? Cuz this is too funny!
The Power Of The Ottoman Empire Is To Strong. The Persians Are To Classy And Drarwfs In The Drawers Will Give More Blades Under The Table. The People Of CouchVille With Fall.😈😈
The French doors I can't-😂😂👌👌
Poor Matt is getting all his stuff stolen
Hahahahahhahahaha "Tassle...." I LOVE THE PERSIA UNDER THE RUG!!
Couchville should win!!!!
0:41 yes... he has his phone back now