Horrible Maps II

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  • Опубліковано 29 гру 2024

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  • @EmperorTigerstar
    @EmperorTigerstar  6 років тому +1673

    More bad maps! Enjoy! Or cringe. Or both.

    • @starkillerx2020
      @starkillerx2020 6 років тому +21

      You made a mistake, the Danes don't exist

    • @mrprimor227
      @mrprimor227 6 років тому +7

      Did a part of you die on the inside while making the video?

    • @eroid3017
      @eroid3017 6 років тому +1

      Make a video of the Arab Revolt

    • @luxembourgishempire2826
      @luxembourgishempire2826 6 років тому +1

      SO WILL YOU DO THE ESTONIAN WAR OF INDEPENDENCE YET? plz come on you love me 😂😁

    • @EmperorTigerstar
      @EmperorTigerstar  6 років тому +10

      @@luxembourgishempire2826 and now it's pushed back 11 months instead of 10.

  • @MrPatters
    @MrPatters 6 років тому +4615

    I bless the rains down in South America

    • @azarishere6442
      @azarishere6442 6 років тому +8

      Mr.Pat xD

    • @JenniferinIllinois
      @JenniferinIllinois 6 років тому +18

      OMG I was almost dying when I saw the map and now I actually am! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @slamwall9057
      @slamwall9057 6 років тому +13

      I was literally just about to comment that. If it weren't for you then my channel would be 1% bigger

    • @bestgoyim6656
      @bestgoyim6656 6 років тому +2

      No

    • @sherk3286
      @sherk3286 6 років тому +20

      *South Amerfrika

  • @spacedoutorca4550
    @spacedoutorca4550 6 років тому +1766

    The last one is actually pretty creative. And unlike the others, it’s not in a history textbook and misinforming people, it was clearly done for fun. Even if it does make my eyes bleed.

    • @shinsenshogun900
      @shinsenshogun900 6 років тому +149

      10/10 would like to live on this new world

    • @shinsenshogun900
      @shinsenshogun900 6 років тому +69

      @@dexulescu My thoughts had begun to feel more enthusiastic when I kept on studying the map, so yeah, 99/10

    • @alphamikeomega5728
      @alphamikeomega5728 5 років тому +45

      Someone should mod that map into EUIV.

    • @bengineer8
      @bengineer8 5 років тому +3

      @@alphamikeomega5728what is that?

    • @zitroan9684
      @zitroan9684 5 років тому +13

      @@bengineer8 Is a history simulation game where you take control over one of the worlds countries between 1444 and 1821
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Europa_Universalis_IV

  • @antisocial197
    @antisocial197 6 років тому +1037

    4:45 the longer you look the worse it gets.

    • @maimutescu
      @maimutescu 6 років тому +167

      @Genghis Khan its on purpose and it would actually be fairly interesting as a fantasy map

    • @lazilypunctual2863
      @lazilypunctual2863 6 років тому +28

      Maimutescu looking at it that way I think this map can work

    • @Dimitris-cg6hb
      @Dimitris-cg6hb 6 років тому +5

      True!!!! Dude wtf!!!

    • @EPICoutcast24
      @EPICoutcast24 6 років тому +24

      Its Transposia

    • @kyleaveryx3477
      @kyleaveryx3477 6 років тому +76

      @@kaistzar2831 no it's not
      I don't see Australia as an ocean in the middle of Europe as a thing in millions of years.
      Or Swap Africa and South America.
      *Or put Indonesia near Florida*

  • @f.b.i.9067
    @f.b.i.9067 5 років тому +548

    3:17 LMFAO I was so focused on North America’s mistakes I never noticed Africa replaced South America

    • @alofii6106
      @alofii6106 5 років тому +35

      Lol Africa actually kind of does look like South America...

    • @tacomuncher
      @tacomuncher 5 років тому +15

      Da Holy Monke it’s because during the Pangaean era, they were stuck together. It’s like two puzzle pieces!

    • @Sabaoth_Horaios
      @Sabaoth_Horaios 5 років тому +4

      Frick, how didn't I notice that

    • @MarcTelang
      @MarcTelang 4 роки тому +4

      @@alofii6106 yea if you show it backwords

    • @tawnypelt69420
      @tawnypelt69420 4 роки тому +3

      Put them together, and you get a dino skull uwu

  • @VGMASRFY
    @VGMASRFY 6 років тому +779

    Oh how I love the continent of South Amafrica

    • @majan6267
      @majan6267 6 років тому +11

      @Metsarebuff 22 me too my only consolation is that i got it before the Monty Python reference

    • @Dimitris-cg6hb
      @Dimitris-cg6hb 6 років тому +7

      Yes me too, I didn't realise it until I saw the coast of Somalia

    • @evanmedi6144
      @evanmedi6144 6 років тому +3

      i genuinly didn't notice that untill i've read your comment and had to scroll up

    • @Alfonso162008
      @Alfonso162008 6 років тому +4

      I'm ashamed to say that I didn't notice what was wrong until I saw your comment and had to look it up again... and I'm from South America and live there xD Massive facepalm

    • @Dimitris-cg6hb
      @Dimitris-cg6hb 6 років тому +4

      @@Alfonso162008 xD come on man your own continent?! XD

  • @nightsurvivor3673
    @nightsurvivor3673 6 років тому +401

    "Tis but a scratch."
    "A scratch? Your Ukraine's gone."
    "No it isn't."
    "Well what's that lake then?"
    "Tis just an ink smear."

  • @PaulEIvory
    @PaulEIvory 6 років тому +2205

    2:27 Denmark doesn't exist therefore that is a correct map.

  • @katzlang
    @katzlang 5 років тому +410

    That last map was dope though! Not bad at all, would work for some kind of alternate reality scenario

    • @AliansyahKevin
      @AliansyahKevin 4 роки тому +1

      Lmao

    • @whafflete6721
      @whafflete6721 4 роки тому +11

      Pax Romamerica

    • @SilencedP2P
      @SilencedP2P 4 роки тому +18

      Everytime i looked at it, i found somthing new and terrifying

    • @SageofIrrelevance
      @SageofIrrelevance 4 роки тому +6

      I guarantee that someone made that last map just to mess with him

    • @gatex33d74
      @gatex33d74 3 роки тому

      "what if Africa separated of south America and not the other way around"
      "What if Italians were in united states'"
      Truly a nightmare world

  • @kravason1616
    @kravason1616 6 років тому +214

    That last map is just cursed

  • @mjr_schneider
    @mjr_schneider 6 років тому +340

    That last one made me gag. You can't just jumpscare me with cartography gore like that.

    • @REAL2222ful
      @REAL2222ful 5 років тому +11

      Jokes apart, I was actually creeped out by that map...

    • @StefanTCTS
      @StefanTCTS 4 роки тому +4

      I got a nightmare from that map

    • @No-jz1jk
      @No-jz1jk 3 роки тому +4

      🦀The USA🦀
      ---------
      🦀Is gone!🦀

  • @gaiusjuliuscaesar8450
    @gaiusjuliuscaesar8450 6 років тому +505

    So guys we did it, we liberated Elsass-lothringen

    • @skittybug6937
      @skittybug6937 6 років тому +18

      As someone who hails from Germans who lived there before and during the first world war, (Mulhazen) I like your sentiment.

    • @dalsosegno
      @dalsosegno 6 років тому +27

      Elsaß-Lothringen 4 lyfe

    • @Maharlikan_1898
      @Maharlikan_1898 6 років тому +7

      So guys, we did it, we captured Paris

    • @gaiusjuliuscaesar8450
      @gaiusjuliuscaesar8450 6 років тому +8

      The fact that we've gained this much Lebensraum in such a short amount of time is just phenomenal

    • @coatofarms4439
      @coatofarms4439 6 років тому

      Why not Russia next?

  • @captainpalegg2860
    @captainpalegg2860 6 років тому +59

    “Nope / 10”
    I actually found that map so hilarious that I went back and screencapped it.

  • @keizervanenerc5180
    @keizervanenerc5180 6 років тому +700

    So it is true: Denmark is not a real country

    • @-Faris-
      @-Faris- 6 років тому +44

      This comment could go both ways...
      *A-* Swede
      *B-* ISP fan

    • @bificommander7472
      @bificommander7472 6 років тому +1

      3: Fan of Arjen Lubach and his "welcoming Trump in his own language" sketch.

    • @keizervanenerc5180
      @keizervanenerc5180 6 років тому +6

      @@bificommander7472 hahah why not ISP fan and Lubach fan!

    • @ZombieSPQR
      @ZombieSPQR 5 років тому +6

      To be or not to be....
      The eternal danish question...

    • @taloob493
      @taloob493 5 років тому +1

      Nope.

  • @michaelrobinson166
    @michaelrobinson166 6 років тому +218

    I need to get a copy of the final map.

    • @samuele9735
      @samuele9735 5 років тому +6

      In fact it exists as a lake where Mediterranean Sea used to be, and in the middle of it there is Caspian island

    • @RJStockton
      @RJStockton 5 років тому +1

      Full screen, go back 10 seconds, let the progress bar fade, "prt sc," open Paint, crop, upload to RoyalCanvas during a sale. . . Boom! You are now an insufferable hipster.

  • @marcino457
    @marcino457 6 років тому +338

    Remember that time when Argentina seized Madagascar from the UK because it was historically part of Spanish La Plata and therefore by their logic it was rightfully Argentinian?

    • @sonofliber
      @sonofliber 6 років тому +30

      God i remember, terrible war, if it wasnt for the help Tanzania gave the british, argentinians would have won

    • @saguarolorax4698
      @saguarolorax4698 6 років тому +26

      Yea remember when Alexander the great told Lebron James (the leader of the UK at the time) to step down from the war?

    • @ABCantonese
      @ABCantonese 6 років тому +5

      Oh, I remember vividly. I was there when it happened. Luckily I lived to share the story with you great folks. I miss my brothers though, they wouldn't get on the plane. The supervolcano on the island blew up, taking everyone with it as it sank down to Davie Jones' Locker.

    • @bluesnail5042
      @bluesnail5042 6 років тому +3

      Thank god the UK held the Indian Ocean Territories imbetween the mainland and madagascar. Otherwise the British Fleet and Air Force wouldn't have had the range to retake it.

    • @alecity4877
      @alecity4877 6 років тому +7

      and argentina was using those outdated boeing747 against the by the time super advanced star shaped spears, it was a tofu fight there in the desert south of the north pole named niagara falls doe to those fallen terrestrial vehicles into the woods of the mighty war.

  • @justinianblast
    @justinianblast 6 років тому +172

    4:45 At least they got Antarctica right.

  • @eceetv4280
    @eceetv4280 6 років тому +171

    4:45 - Someone should make this in Age of Civilizations II.

  • @fredrickfraser1659
    @fredrickfraser1659 6 років тому +131

    Ahh the smell of of burning retinas, fills me with a certain ecstasy

  • @-Faris-
    @-Faris- 6 років тому +62

    4:45 This map is surprisingly very accurate! Australia is not there!

    • @wyte4410
      @wyte4410 5 років тому +4

      Australia still hounts peapole in form of sea

    • @t_aikutsu
      @t_aikutsu 5 років тому +3

      @@wyte4410 Apart from the Caspian Island

    • @alofii6106
      @alofii6106 5 років тому +3

      *_the Mediterranean/Casprian sea:_*

    • @IkkezzUsedEmber
      @IkkezzUsedEmber 4 роки тому +1

      The meditistralian sea is there tho

    • @Q-TebGamesNL
      @Q-TebGamesNL 3 роки тому

      Australia is just a hole between Africa and Europe

  • @thomasgray4188
    @thomasgray4188 6 років тому +324

    4:45 huh so that's what the uk will look like after brexit

    • @dinosaurusrex1482
      @dinosaurusrex1482 6 років тому +20

      Like a country that actually likes their own culture?

    • @dinosaurusrex1482
      @dinosaurusrex1482 6 років тому +5

      @Omar G is the UK not already in an economic decline?

    • @bluesnail5042
      @bluesnail5042 6 років тому +40

      >Makes a joke completely devoid of any actual political meaning.
      *Brexiteers and Remainers:* I SENSE A CHANCE TO ANNOUNCE MY OPINION

    • @dinosaurusrex1482
      @dinosaurusrex1482 6 років тому

      @Lord Verus you will be once article 13 comes into effect

    • @monicachain8680
      @monicachain8680 6 років тому

      you mean a mini-japan?

  • @MANTARKAFA31
    @MANTARKAFA31 5 років тому +72

    That turkish map is actually looking like kaiserreich's map

    • @boryolmung9548
      @boryolmung9548 3 роки тому +1

      Fun Fact:Turkish map came from a textbook,ENDORSED BY MINISTRY OF NATIONAL EDUCATION.Let's sink in for a minute.

  • @Fireheart1945
    @Fireheart1945 6 років тому +147

    "Denmark took a lesson from Atlantian history and just sank their entire country so they wouldn't get infected."
    Seems legit LOL
    Also 3:17-3:25 XD

  • @TheDude1980
    @TheDude1980 6 років тому +75

    4:45 - Turn it sideways and looks like Australia became Mediterranean Ocean Pac Man and started eating Africa

    • @azelfdaboi5265
      @azelfdaboi5265 5 років тому +6

      The Mediterranean and Black Seas are in America

    • @davidmartin3797
      @davidmartin3797 5 років тому +3

      On the last map the Caspian sea is land inside what appears to be a sea version of Australia

    • @theincrediblehulk2865
      @theincrediblehulk2865 3 роки тому

      ikr

  • @randomradek5284
    @randomradek5284 6 років тому +157

    You forgot about Jutland, it's a mysterious place in the world, people say there is alien nation called "Denmark" or something. I think it's from Tolkien's fantasy.

    • @rateeightx
      @rateeightx 6 років тому +1

      Wait Isn't Jylland Where The Capital Of Sweden Is? What's It Called? Norway Or Something?

    • @shinsenshogun900
      @shinsenshogun900 6 років тому +1

      Yup, the Dúndane never confirmed to live there

    • @math3000
      @math3000 6 років тому +9

      Oh, you must be talking about North Germany

    • @rateeightx
      @rateeightx 6 років тому +1

      @@math3000 TYSKLAND ES NORGE!!!

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 6 років тому

      @Death Star II Denmark is Gondor confirmed.

  • @denizomg
    @denizomg 6 років тому +17

    2:38 yes its a turkish book and its used by goverment. very disapointing...

  • @finnishguy4002
    @finnishguy4002 6 років тому +957

    2:27 But Denmark doesn't exist...
    *This comment is brought to you by ISP*

    • @jacktadema1692
      @jacktadema1692 6 років тому +40

      @@yeah91919 ur just a hater lol *dabz*

    • @drenkydrenk7544
      @drenkydrenk7544 6 років тому +60

      Pretty ironic that a guy with the username Finnish Guy is accusing countries of nonexistence

    • @JimmyaKaTheK
      @JimmyaKaTheK 6 років тому +5

      Tell him to play the Garfield mod again

    • @suomi-finlandmemes3932
      @suomi-finlandmemes3932 6 років тому +24

      Yeah man Denmark is even faker than Finland

    • @drenkydrenk7544
      @drenkydrenk7544 6 років тому +2

      @@suomi-finlandmemes3932 Østsvenskere...

  • @Fractal821
    @Fractal821 5 років тому +23

    As a geography genius, my geography part of my brain is shocked to see this.

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
    @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 6 років тому +396

    *That's how map-fia works*

  • @sampound8386
    @sampound8386 6 років тому +15

    I love the Australian sea its so beautiful

  • @thepcg4094
    @thepcg4094 6 років тому +47

    Bad maps in my history class was the bane of my existence, and when the teacher continued to back up said map no matter what...

    • @thepcg4094
      @thepcg4094 6 років тому +18

      @Random Estonian wow, she didn't even realize Australia isn't a real place

    • @bewmotionsk627
      @bewmotionsk627 6 років тому +3

      My teacher said Canada is a small country

    • @jaytea4093
      @jaytea4093 6 років тому

      My history teacher back in high school referred to both Tsar Nicholas and Vladimir Putin as "Leader of the Soviet Union." Yeah.

    • @ieceineint452
      @ieceineint452 6 років тому

      @John Hinchliff a history teacher said the HRE was rome italy (which guess could be worse but still)

  • @godzillapark1030
    @godzillapark1030 5 років тому +17

    4:45 At least they didn't forget about Greenland :)

  • @cyclonegames9215
    @cyclonegames9215 6 років тому +146

    These maps are so bad...not even Dora could find her way with these.

    • @adiabd1
      @adiabd1 6 років тому +4

      Nah she's fine. The wolf must have stole the map already

    • @adiabd1
      @adiabd1 6 років тому

      @PokeEmblem 692 my bad
      Back then I didn't watch it in English, so I thought he's a wolf, but you're right

    • @EthanBoBethan
      @EthanBoBethan 6 років тому +3

      They were so bad not even Swiper decided to swipe them.

    • @adiabd1
      @adiabd1 6 років тому

      @@EthanBoBethan I think he won't *swipe* it

    • @xmappergamer1002
      @xmappergamer1002 2 роки тому

      Swiper decided to kill himself after seeing those maps in Dora's backpack

  • @mackycabangon8945
    @mackycabangon8945 5 років тому +16

    2:25
    BELGIUM IS MY CITY

  • @sarcasmal5744
    @sarcasmal5744 6 років тому +36

    As a fellow history nerd, I share the same pain. My WW1 history textbook shows Sweden owning Copenhagen and Bulgaria owning Istanbul.

    • @skittybug6937
      @skittybug6937 6 років тому

      My one showed France owning the Lowlands and Alsace-Lorraine before the war began. My great-great grandparents (fathers fathers mothers parents) were raised in Mulhazen (now Mulhouse) as Germans in the German Empire.
      It was disgusting.

    • @sarcasmal5744
      @sarcasmal5744 6 років тому +2

      @@skittybug6937 Ewww, I had the alsace-Lorraine problem as well, but the lowlands? What?
      Whoever designs these maps is a war criminal.

  • @ezrakostenko5959
    @ezrakostenko5959 5 років тому +10

    4:45
    I've never wanted to throw up in my life so much.
    This is worse than bubonic plague.

  • @kuto0987
    @kuto0987 6 років тому +164

    0:30 what the hell is that Florida

    • @quintiax
      @quintiax 6 років тому +39

      I assume it is an old map. Made around 1600 when they didn't fully map the Americas yet.

    • @Yallan
      @Yallan 6 років тому +2

      INB4 a peepee

    • @marcelinebrownell8399
      @marcelinebrownell8399 6 років тому +3

      The reason it looks so bad is because there was no way to professionally map something back then and make it look accurate. This changed when better technology came around in the late 1800’s.

    • @kuto0987
      @kuto0987 6 років тому

      The King Of Maxia i understand that, it just looks weird

    • @SchlopFlopper
      @SchlopFlopper 6 років тому +2

      Peg leg Florida

  • @greens5652
    @greens5652 3 роки тому +5

    3:38 it took me a stupid long time until I realized what was wrong

  • @hyperlinkblocked1775
    @hyperlinkblocked1775 6 років тому +392

    Pff.
    We all know Denmark doesn't exist. What's next? Wyoming is real?

    • @rateeightx
      @rateeightx 6 років тому +21

      I've Been To Wyoming, And Can Confirm it's Simply A Spacetime Anomaly. Denmark, However, Exists, As Otherwise It Couldn't Be A County Of Norway!

    • @jakes1566
      @jakes1566 6 років тому +20

      @@rateeightx that's not true, Denmark is a suburb of Norway, which is a town in Sweden

    • @rateeightx
      @rateeightx 6 років тому +10

      @@jakes1566 Isn't Norway The Capital Of Sweden Though? I Think I Fumbled Up My Words, Denmark Must Be A Town In The County Of Norway.

    • @math3000
      @math3000 6 років тому +12

      Lies, all lies. It's obviously part of Northern Germany.

    • @XiaoMof
      @XiaoMof 6 років тому +6

      Math Northern Germany? Don't you mean the great Kaiserreich of mongolia?

  • @oguzakar6274
    @oguzakar6274 5 років тому +7

    2:45 i totaly remember this map from 3 years ago when i was in 8th grade. And i was so confused about the borders they are horrible

  • @kingusernamelxixthemagnificent
    @kingusernamelxixthemagnificent 6 років тому +447

    4:45
    Fun for the whole family.
    Try to find Great Britain.

    • @rodrigofigo121
      @rodrigofigo121 6 років тому +105

      *it's in the Indian Ocean wtf*

    • @kingusernamelxixthemagnificent
      @kingusernamelxixthemagnificent 6 років тому +42

      @@rodrigofigo121 More like its reflection.

    • @jtanaka7549
      @jtanaka7549 6 років тому +2

      Oh i see it now

    • @manooxi327
      @manooxi327 6 років тому +8

      what's that in place of India?!

    • @saftsuse866
      @saftsuse866 6 років тому +17

      Never mind Great Britain, I'm having troubling finding the continent of Africa.

  • @ronmatry
    @ronmatry Рік тому +2

    my brain auto corrected the bird map until you pushed in on it, and then I audibly gasped in shock and horror

    • @drain4314
      @drain4314 9 місяців тому +3

      i was trying to find out whats wrong for like a minute then i started dying of laughter

  • @coolpatrickandryan
    @coolpatrickandryan 6 років тому +61

    TBH this needs to be a regular series

  • @user-uj8jb8lo9n
    @user-uj8jb8lo9n 5 років тому +7

    4:46 Now the caspian sea is an island! And then the carribean lakes are formed!

  • @LoafingtonBloke
    @LoafingtonBloke 6 років тому +264

    Been waiting for this one

    • @foughtstatue1023
      @foughtstatue1023 6 років тому +4

      Just watched the first one so I waited about 3 days. Also I thought you were dead.

    • @eednb4257
      @eednb4257 6 років тому +2

      so u recovered from ligma

    • @TheBigRedskull
      @TheBigRedskull 6 років тому +5

      You’re not dead?

    • @joshuas135
      @joshuas135 6 років тому +1

      Yo I’m your biggest fan

    • @muhammedsoofi4971
      @muhammedsoofi4971 6 років тому +1

      WHERE ARE YOU BLYAT

  • @like31000
    @like31000 6 років тому +5

    4:45 why is Italy in North America, why is Japan in Europe, Why are Africa and South America so mixed, why is great Britain in the Indian ocean, why there is no Australia, why are the Philippines in North America. Etc.

  • @GamerZHuB512
    @GamerZHuB512 6 років тому +120

    4:44 The more you look at it the worse it gets

    • @travesseiroquadrupedenadador
      @travesseiroquadrupedenadador 6 років тому +6

      Yes, awful map.

    • @ilmisteriosofranceseradene7548
      @ilmisteriosofranceseradene7548 6 років тому +12

      You mean better?

    • @perfectlyfine1675
      @perfectlyfine1675 6 років тому +1

      @@travesseiroquadrupedenadador that's the point of it.

    • @RipRLeeErmey
      @RipRLeeErmey 6 років тому +10

      The best part about this map is that it's so purposefully terrible it's actually amazing

    • @korayacar1444
      @korayacar1444 6 років тому +4

      @@Kurtownia Not to mention that eastern Siberia and India switched places too, with a rearranged British Isles as stand-ins for the islands of eastern Siberia which is where India should be

  • @daviddodger
    @daviddodger 5 років тому +2

    That last one legit hurts my brain

  • @DiamondTurtleGamer
    @DiamondTurtleGamer 6 років тому +72

    It's official. The mapping community caused 6.5 million USA people to become flat earthers

  • @ChristianJiang
    @ChristianJiang 5 років тому +27

    4:45 I love how Australia became the sea... made me laugh so much
    EDIT: omg and the caspian sea looool

    • @alofii6106
      @alofii6106 5 років тому

      *_And how the rest of Indonesia literally placed in North America as a sea._*

    • @alofii6106
      @alofii6106 5 років тому +1

      Ah shet that’s Philippines as the UK and the Great Britain as Madagascar

  • @mpitt0730
    @mpitt0730 6 років тому +68

    "What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
    "European or African Swallow?"
    "I don't know"
    *Dies instantly*

    • @MrCubFan415
      @MrCubFan415 4 роки тому

      mpitt0730 he didn’t die instantly, he got yeeted into the gorge of eternal peril

  • @markbaldwin9859
    @markbaldwin9859 5 років тому +13

    At 2:20 it shows the truth about Denmark. I knew it all long it not real.

  • @slandgsmith
    @slandgsmith 6 років тому +17

    That map gives a whole new meaning to South “Africa”

  • @thehuman2cs715
    @thehuman2cs715 6 років тому +6

    4:45 isn't that supposed to be an alternate history map with the Mediterranean in America, a sea in the shape of Australia in the Mediterranean etc as a for fun hypothetical?

  • @Ultimate_Silicium
    @Ultimate_Silicium 6 років тому +83

    4:45 *What the hell was that?*

    • @yuropean_eunion2133
      @yuropean_eunion2133 6 років тому +7

      if you gave some effort you would notice in 5 seconds

    • @Ultimate_Silicium
      @Ultimate_Silicium 6 років тому +2

      @@yuropean_eunion2133 bro are you saying it seriously?

    • @epicgamer-hf4jb
      @epicgamer-hf4jb 6 років тому +12

      Papptatt it’s a map where things are in random places, if you look you can see the Mediterranean in North America

    • @Ultimate_Silicium
      @Ultimate_Silicium 6 років тому +1

      @@epicgamer-hf4jb Thank you, but i already knew it xD.

    • @shinsenshogun900
      @shinsenshogun900 6 років тому +9

      9/10 would like to live in that timeline

  • @jamessinclair2898
    @jamessinclair2898 6 років тому +1

    The last channel I was expecting "So guys we did it, we reached a quarter of a million subscribers" from

  • @kyonthomas612
    @kyonthomas612 6 років тому +27

    That last map could be an alternative history scenario. By the way, if Japan is where the UK is normally, where is the UK now?

    • @perfectlyfine1675
      @perfectlyfine1675 6 років тому +8

      The UK in that map is mirrored into the Indian Ocean

    • @-caesarian-6078
      @-caesarian-6078 6 років тому

      Is that mess of land the UK? Doesn’t look like it to me. Also, where is New Zealand?

    • @t40xd
      @t40xd 6 років тому

      @Random Adam, "Africa"

    • @AphelionPony
      @AphelionPony 6 років тому

      @@-caesarian-6078 New Zealand is east of Great Britain, the South Island also connects to India

    • @adiabd1
      @adiabd1 6 років тому +2

      Well, Japan and France are twin brothers culturewise, and remember that Britain wants India so much, just let them move there. So that map is _accurate_

  • @thenaturekid3739
    @thenaturekid3739 2 роки тому +1

    It makes sense that the map at 3:37 doesn't have any islands north of Canada. The Canadian Archipelago is virtually treeless, and where do perching birds perch without trees?

  • @Max-fh7ij
    @Max-fh7ij 6 років тому +20

    So guys, we did it! We have _almost_ reached the quarter of a million subscribers

  • @briaormead4239
    @briaormead4239 5 років тому +6

    Me: *Laughs to dumb maps*
    Me *Being a turk, sees **2:34**, the smile fades into a crying face*

  • @kyleaveryx3477
    @kyleaveryx3477 6 років тому +24

    4:44
    ...just why...
    *W H Y*

  • @rhn122
    @rhn122 6 років тому +2

    The last one night be our future.... When everything have been intersected with one another......
    Or probably just some guy havin' fun messin' the map....

  • @fggt6431
    @fggt6431 6 років тому +9

    2:27 the map shows the truth about Denmark

  • @bibleboy1147
    @bibleboy1147 4 роки тому

    4:45 makes me think of someone who was trying to learn every country of the world so they did this

  • @TrialByDance
    @TrialByDance 6 років тому +18

    So guys, we did it

  • @somefancycashews4418
    @somefancycashews4418 5 років тому +1

    List of Atrocities at 4:45
    1. The Black Sea and Great Lakes are swapped
    2. Mediterranean Sea is located in the center of the U.S.
    3. The Philippines, Borneo, Papua, and several other Indonesian islands are where the Caribbean Islands are supposed to be
    4. The Southern portion of South America swapped with the Southern portion of Africa
    5. Japan is where the UK should be
    6. The Mediterranean Sea has been replaced with a sea shaped like Australia
    7. Tasmania is a lake in Africa
    8. The Caspian Sea is an island now, and also inside of the Australia sea
    9. The Caribbean Islands are now a series of lakes where the Caspian Sea used to be
    10. The Okhost Peninsula (or whatever it's called. The Russian peninsula facing Alaska) has switched places with India, including Sri Lanka
    11. Great Britain, Ireland, and several other islands (?) are in the general area of where Sri Lanka should be
    12. Java and the other parts of Indonesia (?) that aren't in the Caribbean are bent up towards Korea
    13. Madagascar is where Japan should be
    14. I can't seem to find New Zealand anywhere
    15. Can't put down any specifics, but other islands (like the line West of North Africa) and most of the lakes in Canada and Central Asia look wrong. (Pacific Islands? A swap?)
    Comment if you find anything else

  • @dorkfish1275
    @dorkfish1275 6 років тому +11

    That last one O_o

  • @thegovenor4629
    @thegovenor4629 5 років тому +2

    2:27 another mistake is the location of frankfurt and nuremburg, the cities are about 200 km away not 500-600km

    • @TTIBAIA
      @TTIBAIA 5 років тому

      Looks like Frankfurt is in France / Alsace and Nuremburg is in Austria

  • @sheacorduroy5565
    @sheacorduroy5565 6 років тому +17

    3:46
    What do you mean? African or European Swallow?
    I.. I don’t know that!
    AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

    • @Cjnw
      @Cjnw 5 років тому

      ree

    • @_chonkywoofwoof
      @_chonkywoofwoof 4 роки тому

      *slow mo while skipping a few frames as bridge guy falls to his death intensifies*

  • @samuele9735
    @samuele9735 5 років тому +2

    4:45
    Alaska: What's the problem, guys?
    Arabia: I don't know, mate
    Norway: Me neither, everything looks normal
    Korea: Then why everyone is saying than nothing is normal?
    Vietnam: I'd want to know it too
    *North Carolina speaks Jews*
    Arabia: TIME TO DECLARE WAR

  • @britishmenace9565
    @britishmenace9565 6 років тому +12

    2:16 - As a person from East Anglia, specifically Norfolk, the placement of the "chav-pool" of Great Yarmouth where Norwich is in reality (not even on the coast to boot) both horrifies and disgusts me. Sincerely, a mildly disgruntled East Anglian.

  • @kyazarshadala8114
    @kyazarshadala8114 6 років тому +1

    1:21 at first I didn't know what you were talking about, then i realized I was looking at the wrong side

  • @HoH
    @HoH 6 років тому +3

    Congratulations on almost-a-quarter-of-a-million-subscribers!

  • @JohnnyElRed
    @JohnnyElRed 6 років тому

    2:46 Also, is funny how in that map, the Ebro and Guadalquivir, the two biggest rivers in Spain are not marked, but the Miño in Galicia, (northwestern Spain) yes.

  • @Oropher420
    @Oropher420 3 роки тому +4

    3:22, huh doesn't look that ba- *Sees South America*
    OH MY GOODNESS!

  • @Exodon2020
    @Exodon2020 5 років тому +1

    2:51 not only Alsace Lorraine but also the Region of Comté. Germany never extended that far into the west. While at the same time they decided to cede almost their entire access to the North sea including their most important harbor to Denmark...

  • @thebos1213
    @thebos1213 5 років тому +4

    Honestly didn't think a map could make me laugh, but that last one got me going for five minutes straight
    F'kin Australia Mate

  • @Uranium_Enjoyer
    @Uranium_Enjoyer 5 років тому

    3:18 I feel so stupid, I literally had to wait until you pointed it out to notice this mistake

  • @pattyTimer
    @pattyTimer 6 років тому +3

    I think a video on good maps, or possibly "What makes a map good?"
    Showcasing mapmaking and cartography techniques used in various ages of mapmaking.
    Just an idea. Great video though!

  • @mercedesSlk666
    @mercedesSlk666 6 років тому

    I am so happy to see ET having so much success. I subscribed to you when you were still making mute map videos and your subscriber count didn’t want to go up. Congrats man, what a journey!

  • @MegamikazeMoriko
    @MegamikazeMoriko 5 років тому +4

    3:19 the first thing i notice is north america and... africa LOL

  • @Richard_is_cool
    @Richard_is_cool 5 років тому +1

    I spent a good half a minute trying to find Great Britain on that last map. 10/10

  • @はなびがく花火学
    @はなびがく花火学 5 років тому +4

    4:30 It was probably a lazily-done school project.

  • @doridore1234
    @doridore1234 6 років тому +1

    Hey, I tweeted the first map to you a few weeks ago, so cool you put it in the video! I don't remember if I mentioned this in the tweet, but that map was from the 2007 AP World exam guide booklet.

  • @tudor9369
    @tudor9369 6 років тому +11

    Love you tiger

  • @kungflu9388
    @kungflu9388 6 років тому

    that last one gave me a heart attack. Also that opening joke has made you my favorite UA-camr

  • @deltoroperdedor3166
    @deltoroperdedor3166 5 років тому +5

    2:05 Finally! It proves yet again that Denmark is not real! You ain't foolin' nobody no more, Northern Schleswig!

  • @brj6053
    @brj6053 6 років тому

    1:55 Ah, finally, a map that realizes the truth that Denmark doesn't exist

  • @dedsecgangs7646
    @dedsecgangs7646 6 років тому +4

    2:34 Nice Greek map

  • @infinitypipelinegaming1654
    @infinitypipelinegaming1654 5 років тому +2

    The last map was just cursed.

  • @thatfighterguy5846
    @thatfighterguy5846 6 років тому +11

    So apparently you like Monty Python.

  • @CarloNassar
    @CarloNassar Рік тому

    4:44
    That was SUPER funny. Seriously, I burst into laughter when I saw it.

  • @ekmalsukarno2302
    @ekmalsukarno2302 6 років тому +31

    Please make a video on the Malaysia-Indonesia confrontation of 1963. Please accept my request.

    • @Balequalm
      @Balequalm 6 років тому

      God, you are dedicated aren't you?

    • @ekmalsukarno2302
      @ekmalsukarno2302 6 років тому

      Selehaddin Ahmet Mahmut Koyun Kırpıcı Dedicated to what? Please explain.

    • @Balequalm
      @Balequalm 6 років тому

      @@ekmalsukarno2302 Weren't you the guy who was writing the same request for more than a year?

    • @ekmalsukarno2302
      @ekmalsukarno2302 6 років тому +2

      Selehaddin Ahmet Mahmut Koyun Kırpıcı Yes I am. I have made that same request for more than a year because I want EmperorTigerstar to make a video on the topic that I have requested, which he has not yet done.

    • @Balequalm
      @Balequalm 6 років тому +2

      @@ekmalsukarno2302 Understandable, and that's why I said you seemed really dedicated.
      I bow afore thy dedication, mister. I'd frankly surprized if he took your suggestion in a near future.

  • @soyusmaximus7176
    @soyusmaximus7176 6 років тому

    That one at the end is pure art. Trolling at it's finest.

  • @reidmcleod6630
    @reidmcleod6630 6 років тому +11

    Oh shit, the hoi4 community will be enjoying the second map, because Denmark doesn’t exist.

    • @math3000
      @math3000 6 років тому

      And so the last map, Australia doesn't exist.

    • @douglasmacarthur702
      @douglasmacarthur702 6 років тому +1

      PokeEmblem 692 No, but there’s a popular hoi4 you tuber called Bokoen1 who lives in Denmark. Basically we’re bullying him by sending him pictures of us nuking his home island and spamming his comments sections with statements that his home doesn’t exist.

  • @AnarchicEowyn
    @AnarchicEowyn 5 років тому +1

    The more I look at that last map, the more my brain breaks.

  • @realneontv
    @realneontv 6 років тому +3

    4:44 ok.. so Madagascar is north of weird looking Japan, Indonesia is in the Carribean sea, South America is South of northern Africa, Australia is a lake in the middle of "Euromericafrica", and southern Africa is South of the United States. There's also weird islands South of India, southern Europe in North America, and the UK is shaped like real Japan. Please explain.

    • @math3000
      @math3000 6 років тому +1

      Don't forget that the Philippines is right beside Turkey (?). Two words can only explain this, tectonic plates (hah prove that Flat-Earthers).

    • @realneontv
      @realneontv 6 років тому

      @@math3000 no, that's part of Australia. The Philippines is east of the United States

    • @wj11jam78
      @wj11jam78 6 років тому

      Real England is east of South America... And by South America, I mean where South Africa should be.

    • @oenrn
      @oenrn 5 років тому

      Also the Caspian Sea is a landmass in the middle of Australia.

  • @Marisu_Prada
    @Marisu_Prada 3 роки тому +1

    That last map activated my fight or flight response

  • @sgtrainsstudio6931
    @sgtrainsstudio6931 5 років тому +3

    2:16 oh god where is Denmark
    3:36 that’s Africa... nice

  • @prestonjones1653
    @prestonjones1653 6 років тому

    That ancient world map and whatever tf that past map was were painful, but like the Hindenburg it was so horrifying I couldn't look away.