A second upload today! This is VO from me in Fallen Aces, which has a demo out now! I try not to shill games I'm in too much on the main channel, but Oshry told me I could upload this and I thought it was pretty funny, and figured you'd get a kick out of it as a bonus upload for the day. EDIT: Oh right. I forgot to mention, sorry. This full file IS in the game and you CAN go find it. Go beat the shit out of me: FallenAsses.com
Fun fact: the name of the character is marty, who kept stealing food from the kitchen and then the chef put laxatives in the food. The information is found on a note that marty is unable to read
As funny as this is, I have a serious question. Is this possible? Can a person actually experience something like this? We’ve all had diarangus, but that ends pretty quick. I just don’t think someone’s intestines can hold this much feces. Am I wrong?
Norovirus. From experience I can say that even if you don't have long sessions, you have at least a dozen per day. For three or four days. Sugar-free gummy bears. The meme is pretty much this. And I am not about to put my plumbing to the test to find out if it holds true. Soloing a family-sized pizza with a fried egg on top. A molded sculpture of your lower intestines in their entirety.
When playing the demo and finding the restroom, I knew from heart you're the only person on god's green earth who can and will voice something like that.
For as opaquely disgusting as this is to listen to... it is hilarious all the same, and the "NOT TODAY" at 1:50 had me rolling because it sounded so genuine! XD
With all the evidence, we can assume that it came out of the toilet. Standard toilet volume? Roughly taken from my own toilet, 7.5 inches in radius , 10 inches in depth. That’s roughly 1767 inches cubed. Or 7.6 liquid gallons. This man shat more than 7.6 gallons worth. I’d be impressed too with a performance like that. Edit: On a more accurate note. I doubt anyone’s toilet holds 7.6 gallons worth of anything. So what would be more accurate? No idea, just pointing out the fact that he said that he felt it pushing up against him and the proceeding words of “da big one” I can assume that he just filled that whole stall up.
I fled to the bathroom as all of the other enemies in the area saw me, and because there’s a hidden area right in the stall they all literally stacked up in the stall next to me and all of them were like “who’s there?” “come out wherever you are!” so i had to sit there, unmoving, listening to this and the guys so i didn’t get caught and it just kept on going. was literally one of the funniest things i’ve ever experienced
Now I want this to be hidden in some dark corner of the game. Just some locked bathroom stall and 5 and a half minutes of a man shitting himself half to death.
I’ve taken fat dumps and referred to them as “delivering the baby” My best friend asked me to never speak of it again This is as close an audio log as it gets
If you take the time to listen to this in game, they should make the guy shit himself hard enough to pass out so you can get past him without killing him. Good for the patient pacifist with a strong stomach.
Think this is disturbing as it is? Need to spice it up even more? HARD MODE: Go into a public bathroom, enter a stall, lock it, play this on your phone at max volume. I'm not strong enough to do this myself. Plus, I *really* don't want to make it sound like a man is in the women's bathroom.
Gianni is a professional shitter. There's clear cut spots for retakes; he has great _BOWEL CAPACITY,_ eats his Grape Nuts *and drinks psyllium husk with every meal.*
Only upon playing the game did I realise two things: 1. The volume is cranked up so high that this can be heard on an entire third of the map; 2. The audio *restarts* if you load a quick save or die. I was hey babe'd for a solid 45 minutes by this
Thanks to your profile image I read this in Sonic's voice and subsequently imagined a scenario where this was his response to Tails showing him this video.
My favourite thing about encountering this audio in the full game is how loud it is. Genuinely overpowering, earth shattering type stuff; this guy is fighting for his life. Now I don't know if this is intentional or not, but once you enter the bathroom the incident begins and what's worse is that it doesn't seem to have locational volume like other sound sources in the game. It always sounds like he's right next to you on the toilet, screaming and fighting for his life. This resulted in me having a gunfight, throwing goons everywhere and fighting tooth and nail, and I'm unable to hear anything, not the jazz music or the goons yelling or my character because this guy is shitting so loud that's overpowering everything sonically (and probably on a smell level too). Other sound sources in the same level like the street car, the jukebox or the furnace? They work fine and sound normal. But if you walk into the bathroom and activate this guy, you can hear him screaming on the other side of the map, just slightly muffled.
For a moment I thought this was you taking a break from voice acting and just posting a short and sweet 5 minute video of you playing a game. I realized how very wrong I was.
can't believe I listened to a guy not eating enough fiber, having problems with constapation problems for Five Goddamned Minutes And Thirty goddamned Seconds Just because Gianni posted it. Thats it, I got nothing more to say here
Dude I was just casually playing the game, exploring the place and I walked into the bathroom. I saw nothing was there so I was about to leave until I heard him talking behind the stall. I haven’t laughed that hard at a game in ages, especially when he didn’t expect it at the 2:56 mark 🤣
A second upload today! This is VO from me in Fallen Aces, which has a demo out now! I try not to shill games I'm in too much on the main channel, but Oshry told me I could upload this and I thought it was pretty funny, and figured you'd get a kick out of it as a bonus upload for the day.
EDIT: Oh right. I forgot to mention, sorry. This full file IS in the game and you CAN go find it.
Go beat the shit out of me: FallenAsses.com
nice
k.
ok!!!
Damn that sounded pleasurable
Lmao gotcha, I was confused at first
Fun fact: the name of the character is marty, who kept stealing food from the kitchen and then the chef put laxatives in the food.
The information is found on a note that marty is unable to read
I just listened to a man pretending to shit very agressively for five and a half minutes. I love you Gianni.
Wdym pretending?
@@Tortue-et-Fitness wai what
bruh
pretending?
He's method acting
I never want to walk into the restroom and hear, “IT’S THE BIG ONE”
Oh shi-
It's like the
*OH NO*
**PPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRTTTTT***
"It's everything okay in there?"
Dar she blows
*walk into bathroom*
"OH BABY IT'S COMING!"
*walk right the fuck back out*
I felt sheer terror at that part
Today we were blessed with an aggressive *shit* post from Gianni
Lmfao
Ba dum tsss
This isn't even a post anymore. It's just Gianni taking a shit.
"Gianni double uploads but the second upload is just 5 minutes of him taking an absolutely brutal shit"
ASMR
Perfection.
He was absolutely fighting for his life in there, he might've had to take his pants and shoes off
"No no wai- AHHHHHHHHUUUUUU"
Can’t wait for nyanners to see this
She is going to just... It's going to be a mess
she's literally going to die
she will actually be unable to breathe and just suffocate laughing
Pretty sure she's gonna implode like a soda can and wheeze herself unconcious.
We need to alter the current timeline so we steer into the direction of the Nyanners reaction
She may gain more power than any one catgirl needs.
WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS HOW MUCH I HATE THIS, THANK YOU GIANNI
This is a saga. A rollercoaster. I’m floored at the performance. Genuinely the most invested I’ve ever been in a toilet visit.
Isn't this what Jerma listens to at the gym?
Did Dave just see "Oh hey babe" and think to himself 'we gotta put this in'?
Waiting for Nyanners to watch this
As a fellow Justin, I agree 1000%.
She'll gain too much power.
Listening to this while in a toilet myself is a biblical experience as everyone thinks I'm actually the one who's doing these sounds
Some part of my brain thought it was a good idea to click this video while eating lunch. My frontal lobe must be asleep at the wheel.
this a moment, this happened
Gianni’s shit was so powerful that my UA-cam crashed
this is my favorite video by gianni.
This is my favorite video on the internet
This guy must have used some super laxatives if he shit so hard it took him almost 5 and a half minutes to get all of it out.
For a second i thought he was peeing and was also having the largest kidnystones
Play "For the Damaged Coda" at the same time it lines up perfectly
Currently watching this WHILE shitting, thanks!
I hate how this is roughly as long as a regular bathroom break so you can shit with him
It... doesn't....stop...
Why the ruck did I watch this whole thing
As funny as this is, I have a serious question.
Is this possible? Can a person actually experience something like this? We’ve all had diarangus, but that ends pretty quick. I just don’t think someone’s intestines can hold this much feces. Am I wrong?
Norovirus. From experience I can say that even if you don't have long sessions, you have at least a dozen per day. For three or four days.
Sugar-free gummy bears. The meme is pretty much this. And I am not about to put my plumbing to the test to find out if it holds true.
Soloing a family-sized pizza with a fried egg on top. A molded sculpture of your lower intestines in their entirety.
"Emergency Relief, Everywhere" as the fundraiser is pretty funny
I’m disappointment it not for dysentery prevention
Jesus Christ.
I don't think that's jesus, no.
I know dude, I know.
He can't help you here.
God got the fuck outta this 2mins in, but I went the distance. I could've been a contender...
Buddha
really enjoying the movie adaptation of "oh, hey babe"
This has got to be directed by Michael Bay at this point.
You can only be one gender
Honestly a 10/10 experience, very immersive.
@@radicaIized can't hear you over my genders sorry can you say that again?
@@sirpantaloonsify Oh shit you created male and female?
"Oh boy I can't wait to watch some UA-cam while eating this chocolate cake!"
Ohohohohohooo noohohohohohooo
Were you mukbanging for twitch or fansonly?
i was unironally eating chocolate cookies and didn't know what the video was about and then i proceeded to die for the next 5 minues
How'd you know that's what I did that day?!?!
When I heard “OH GID HERE COMES THE BIG ONE” after five minutes of massive farts I had the most primal fear response ever.
It really kicks your fight or flight into action once you hear him say it
Why do they call it a rest room, I'm fighting for my life!
You'll need a rest after you're done in that room
@@zyriantel9601 damn straight, brother
this feels like it lasts for hours
Imagine how long it feels for him!
I am watching this with high and it feels like hours
Lol I was tripping bro
That's what he said.
Gianni voicing a guy in the middle of a "bathroom crisis" with stupid levels of detail?
2:55 ...yep, checks out.
Why’d you do that to me, why did you?
@@KTSMORI Oh hey babe. *shits aggressively*
I asked God to forgive me and Gianni uploaded this
It's safe to say I'm no longer religious
Your forgiveness has gone right down the crapper, bucko
After oh hey babe, I think it’s not a surprise
I'm pretty sure God got the fuck outta here 2mins in.
@@zyriantel9601 Along with Gianni's entire intestinal tract, apparently.
i'm pretty sure this is how he shows forgiveness
...I think we finally broke Gianni. Actual shitting ASMR.
That’s definitely someone’s fetish
@@chumismetabolicfuel6200 oh it definitely is. I’ve unfortunately had to see “hyper shitting” as an asmr title
@@gaypiplup jesus fucking christ
Can't believe I laughed at this. Dammit, Gianni, you've completely ruined my sense of humor.
Oh hey babe
@@bubla2659 **Shits aggressively**
Toilet humor... I laughed way more than I should have
Gianni why would you do this. Why would you assault my ears this way
*bless
Didn’t expect expecting this but now that I see it I know that I always knew I would.
Jerma's workout music
Not enough screaming tho
Someone needs to show this to Nyanners STAT
She's going to be in so much pain
@@NavJack27gaming from laughter
*Y E S*
nooooo she's a hyper-listener!
@@johnology5037 AND IT IS
Man, this shit is almost gore
Quite literally
When playing the demo and finding the restroom, I knew from heart you're the only person on god's green earth who can and will voice something like that.
Also can we talk about that the fundraiser is called Emergency Relief EVERYWHERE.
"there are no accidents"
“there are no accidents”
@@vladimirirkhin "there are no accidents"
@@isaac922 ARE there no accidents???
"Break Time" a sequel to "Oh, hey babe *shits aggressively* "
how did you do this without breaking into tears from laughter
He adds the farts and spatter sounds after. If he was live dubbing to the toliet noise, I don't think he would manage. I don't think anyone could.
You could hear him almost die of laughter at a few points. Normally I'd give timestamps but there's no way I'm listening to this again
@@targz__ DO IT.
For as opaquely disgusting as this is to listen to... it is hilarious all the same, and the "NOT TODAY" at 1:50 had me rolling because it sounded so genuine! XD
It's you
@@averagev1ncecuhenjoyer573 wat
I'm a subscriber
Has everyone had one of those?
I'm kinda glad I've been here to witness Gianni's slow yet deliberate descent into madness
With all the evidence, we can assume that it came out of the toilet.
Standard toilet volume? Roughly taken from my own toilet, 7.5 inches in radius , 10 inches in depth.
That’s roughly 1767 inches cubed. Or 7.6 liquid gallons. This man shat more than 7.6 gallons worth.
I’d be impressed too with a performance like that.
Edit: On a more accurate note. I doubt anyone’s toilet holds 7.6 gallons worth of anything. So what would be more accurate?
No idea, just pointing out the fact that he said that he felt it pushing up against him and the proceeding words of “da big one”
I can assume that he just filled that whole stall up.
Who the fuck has an 8 gallon toilet bowl
Sorry if the calculations are a bit rough. I didn’t really get any exact measurements. I was estimating for a cylinder, not a toilet.
Toilets are typically around 4.6 gallons or less, which is still horrific, but not so much as a near-8-gallon bowl
Fair enough, thanks for the more accurate estimate.
Man's out here busting the big guns for this
I've been having kindeystone problems recently and this how I imagine myself screaming when I start pissing them out.
My deepest condolences
Hope it gets better soon!
Stay strong broskie. Its gonna suck but you'll survive!
how did it go
@@Mochaccina ROUGH
I fled to the bathroom as all of the other enemies in the area saw me, and because there’s a hidden area right in the stall they all literally stacked up in the stall next to me and all of them were like “who’s there?” “come out wherever you are!” so i had to sit there, unmoving, listening to this and the guys so i didn’t get caught and it just kept on going. was literally one of the funniest things i’ve ever experienced
Haha yeah I hope there's stuff like this in the rest of the game.
psychological horror
@@innacrisis6991 💀💀💀
Guy in the toilet next to you destroys the toilet [ASMR]
That sounds legit
This was the longest 5 and a half minutes of my life.
I am shaking from sheer terror
Terror or amazement
Now I want this to be hidden in some dark corner of the game. Just some locked bathroom stall and 5 and a half minutes of a man shitting himself half to death.
That's exactly what they did
That's exactly what it is
Only at New Blood Interactive
Dude they did exactly that.
He might need a tall glass of water after that. He's gotta be dehydrated.
This dude went through the heros journey on the shitter
cant wait for the "fallen aces shit%" speedruns to come out
I dont know how but this is audibly graphic
The ace didn't fall, the whole deck did.
I’ve taken fat dumps and referred to them as “delivering the baby”
My best friend asked me to never speak of it again
This is as close an audio log as it gets
Audio logs*
happy to see New Blood collaborating with Gianni once again
A heart warming winter soundscape for the ears.
This is a type of log, but not so sure it's a Yule Log. Moruff'a Yule be Shittin' Log haha amirite fucking dropping deuces just absolu
Snuggled up in front of the fire with a hot cocoa, listening to the dulcet tones of someone shitting their brains out.
Legends say that he's still taking a break from Fallen Aces.
Oh god this is CURSED.
2:55 I imagine that this one is in the wall, as he was looking at his hard work at that moment in time. Adds to the mental scenery
"Oh, hey babe" : the sequel
If you take the time to listen to this in game, they should make the guy shit himself hard enough to pass out so you can get past him without killing him. Good for the patient pacifist with a strong stomach.
ah, the ASMR that I crave when I'm grading papers
Thanks
"Emergency Relief, Everywhere" is the perfect charity for this video
And the link in the description is fallenasses, good lad
5 minutes of literally shitposting, magnificent.
Think this is disturbing as it is? Need to spice it up even more?
HARD MODE:
Go into a public bathroom, enter a stall, lock it, play this on your phone at max volume.
I'm not strong enough to do this myself. Plus, I *really* don't want to make it sound like a man is in the women's bathroom.
Nightmare Mode: Do this in a really high class hotel ladies bathroom. The kind where there's an attendant with towels and lube.
I can't believe "Oh Hey Babe" was an audition reel this whole time
I was listening for a minute I wondered "hey how long is this?"
*Checks time*
"..."
He’s just getting started
This must be unironically hard to do in one take without passing out. Imagine what this man's face looked like in the recording booth.
Gianni is a professional shitter. There's clear cut spots for retakes; he has great _BOWEL CAPACITY,_ eats his Grape Nuts *and drinks psyllium husk with every meal.*
I'm convinced this will be a fantastic game.
Only upon playing the game did I realise two things:
1. The volume is cranked up so high that this can be heard on an entire third of the map;
2. The audio *restarts* if you load a quick save or die.
I was hey babe'd for a solid 45 minutes by this
5 minutes and a half of just... that... cool, thanks Gianni
"Oh hey babe..."
...this... feels like something I shouldn't be watching.
Like something you can only find on Tor.
Thanks to your profile image I read this in Sonic's voice and subsequently imagined a scenario where this was his response to Tails showing him this video.
As someone with IBS I relate so much with this.
I cracked at "It's starting to come up against me." You broke me, I was trying to not laugh at a single video, I'd made it like 2 weeks.
My favourite thing about encountering this audio in the full game is how loud it is. Genuinely overpowering, earth shattering type stuff; this guy is fighting for his life.
Now I don't know if this is intentional or not, but once you enter the bathroom the incident begins and what's worse is that it doesn't seem to have locational volume like other sound sources in the game. It always sounds like he's right next to you on the toilet, screaming and fighting for his life.
This resulted in me having a gunfight, throwing goons everywhere and fighting tooth and nail, and I'm unable to hear anything, not the jazz music or the goons yelling or my character because this guy is shitting so loud that's overpowering everything sonically (and probably on a smell level too).
Other sound sources in the same level like the street car, the jukebox or the furnace? They work fine and sound normal. But if you walk into the bathroom and activate this guy, you can hear him screaming on the other side of the map, just slightly muffled.
ungodly shit
The amount of times you've voiced aggressive shitting sequences is more than once, and that worries me.
For a moment I thought this was you taking a break from voice acting and just posting a short and sweet 5 minute video of you playing a game.
I realized how very wrong I was.
"Wait.. oh my God, I can feel it, its the BIG ONE" - Thug, Fallen Aces
The scariest part about the existence of this video is that you know A CERTAIN GROUP people are gonna ask for a female version
Also played by Gianni.
Thanks UA-cam for notifying me that a new Gianni video dropped! I wonder what funny voice acting I’ll get to hear today!
Ain't no rest in this restroom
That’s nice Gianni
As a person who never goes on dates anymore.. this is the highlight of our day...
I'm a simple man. I hear farts and shitting I laugh until I cry.
you should really voice the 'Blowout soon, fellow Stalker!" meme.
What do you mean he’s anunprofessionalvoice actor, i think he is adequately professional.
this is the longest 5 minutes of my life
This needs to be on the store page for fallen aces as its own trailer.
can't believe I listened to a guy not eating enough fiber, having problems with constapation problems for
Five Goddamned Minutes And Thirty goddamned Seconds Just because Gianni posted it.
Thats it, I got nothing more to say here
I am literally eating chocolate pudding why do you do this
Dude I was just casually playing the game, exploring the place and I walked into the bathroom. I saw nothing was there so I was about to leave until I heard him talking behind the stall. I haven’t laughed that hard at a game in ages, especially when he didn’t expect it at the 2:56 mark 🤣
Lowkey sat in the vent just watching him for 5 minutes
Same lmao