Almost 4 years later and this is still one of my favourite videos of all time. PERIOD. 😂😂😂 Currently rewatching to lift my spirits with all that's going on
"Opens and SWALLLOWS YOU!" I'm so weak! Thank you for taking the time to do VEDA it really makes my day. I've already told you this but you REALLY are my adult goals LOL *i don't want my plates stolen tho*
I swear to you I tried soooooo hard not to laugh , but mercy said NOOOO. Bruh, I'm so sorry this happened to you. But I am also dying, please know that
Fam.....this is literally the 47th time I’ve watched this video and the opening, spoken word-esque “To the person who stole my license plates on Saturday...the crime you committed with the getaway car better had been SO TRILL!” makes me cackle EVERY DAMN TIME!!! ETA: 47th is definitely an understatement......I still laugh the same every time 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The way you tell a story is magic. Can we just like get a campfire and roast marshmallows and you just talk about your life? Like I'd be so down for that!
One time I tried to buy my $300 japanese textbook for class and chase denied my transaction. Looked at my phone and I got a text from chase asking me if I made a thousand dollar purchase at armani exchange. I was so insulted. If it was the dollar tree, food or target, sure. But it was armani exchange. I dont even know where those things be at.
For real right now I am imagining someone rolling out of Dollar Tree with like 17 shopping carts and beads of sweat because it was legitimate work trying to drop a G at Dollar Tree, and it's amazing.
That sucks! It is a surreal feeling to find that your space/property has been altered by an unknown. Felt the same way when I came home a few years back to find the door open & my shit GONE...had to walk outside twice to check that it was my place. Or when my new car was towed after my apartment complex told me they ran out of occupant stickers and that it was fine to still park on the premises.
"Why me?...premium gas bought from hawaii itself! $7 a gallon...tha INTASTATE!" We need a term...a term for the point of beyond weaknesses!!! beyond done! just beyond! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 you are goals! every thing goals! story telling goals! Magical Black girl indeed!
This is one of my favorite videos on YT and the crazy thing is I just got my license plates stolen. Instead of getting upset I immediately started laughing and was just filled with joy. I had to come back to rewatch this video and it’s still hilarious. But damn.... WHO STOLE MY PLATES??????
I come back to this video when I desperately need a laugh. It always delivers!! Thanks, E!! Now I need to go find the Instagram post about your stolen hair products!! 😂😂 (I’m not laughing at your pain, you just tell a good story.)
Mannn!! Everytime my spirits are low, I come back to this video (among others) just to have a good hearty laugh. You always crack me up! Much love from your internet cousin in London😘
This is why I buy tamper resistant license plate screws. My plates were stolen when I was in college and it was a lot of time & energy to get them replaced. Literally, every car I've had since then have had tamper resistant screws on the license plates and I haven't had a plate stolen since.
Dude the video has me crying. I send this to my cousin.. I needed for him to tell me and make sure that it's as funny as I think it is because youre hilarious. "May you not find a formidable opponent in your path." I can't honestly.
You. Are. The. Best. Storyteller. I know that writing is probably really annoying but it was the most accurate way to express my feeling throughout this video. Jaw dropped the entire time lol
I've seen this video before (& liked it), but I came back to it after a rough day. Smh & lol. I appreciate your humor in the midst of entropy. Keep doing you.
I have probs watched this vid five times in the past week and i laugh harder and harder everytime i watch it!!! Literally in a computer lab right now and cant help from busting out laughing after watching it again! Thank you for giving me life on a monday!
Your videos have been giving me life. Man they are happiness in my day! I don't know how I haven't seen these before because I totally watch the other channel your on. And I don't know if you did this, but the way "nawwmsayin' " is spelled in the captions is nuts, it made me slow down and double take and laugh a lil bit.😂
This is still my favorite video ever. I quote “I hope the interstate you are driving on... SWALLOWS YOU” to myself and chuckle silently bc no one gets the reference 😂
My grandmother died last night and watching this video was the first thing to make me laugh all day. Thank you for being a magical black girl and I'm sorry about your plates. I hope they catch the scaly wag who stole em!❤️😘 thank you for making me smile.
Somebody stole my wallet out of my car at my apartment complex. It was a dry $50 in there, as I am a student. If anything I think they should've given me $50 because they probably doing better than I am as a God damn thief.
2:05 "Now Im questioning if I ever had license plates" 😩 That line had me weak & made me wanna like this but this story got me tight because the same shit happened to my homie (... we got them shits back doe & left theify McSnatch-a-plates with a lovely parting gift of top of the line Rim-Skaters. Oh honey It was flawless theres this new technology where the rim is on the street and not the tires and as a result you find out your tires have been slashed... all of them.) The morel of the story is BE NICE! & Imma like this video anyway just so you get that youtube money because I think you be awesome 😃
Evelyn, your videos are HILARIOUS. I love watching them. I've seen this one like 6 times and I cry laughing every time. You're great. Please don't stop being fab. 🌺
Just happened to me (4 years later). I feel you, so stressful I definitely went to another dimension, and back waiting in line for new plates at the DMV during COVID pandemic... Appreciate you sharing the experience, I feel like I'm not alone now.
Evelyn you make my days so easy going...As much as this is serious stuff, gal I was laughing all through out this video. I hope they get your license plate very soon.
Girl! You are so freaking hilarious and I literally am so glad my friend put me on to your stuff because you are TRULY an inspiration! I literally started my UA-cam channel yesterday, like it's brand new brand new, and you putting yourself out there for the world to see your unique awesomeness is a serious inspiration for me! Keep doing what you doing boo, cuz you're just fantastic... sniffle. :)
Straight COMEDY!!!!!!!! I'm so sorry this happened to you, but your life ma'am!!! Can't make this ish up! You inspired me to do VEDA this... lawd, pray for me!
Lmaooo oh Evelyn, premium gas in Hawaii and the interstate 😂😂😂; they'll get what's coming to them like the blown away edges from the last person who took your stuff!
"minding my merry Black Business" needs to be on a Tshirt LIKE yesterday cause I need it today!
LLC TV Yes ! ✊🏾
I want this shirt
You. Are. A. Treasure.
"Did I ever have license plates?!" Lmaooo
" I hope that car you stole turns out to only take premium gas bought from Hawaii itself. $7 a gallon." I am dying!!!
The 3 people who disliked this video stole your license plates! Lol! Call UA-cam! 😩😂😂😂😭🙌🏾
😂😂😂 too funny
I get so irritated that you are not as big as Oprah...
right???!!!
right!...
+Susan Immac Im telling y'all I just don't understand it. UA-cam be playing games.
The mind boggles! It really does.
👍👍👍👍
"I hope the interstate you are driving on...opens & swallows you!" The statement + the accent...I'm still giggling! 😃
+Mpho Makola I replayed it like 10 times lmao
I had to rewind it. Pure jokes.
Your storytelling skills are so on point. I hope fate brings you back those plates lol
LMFAOOOOO Every time You do your native accent, I DIE!
I need a Minding My Merry Black Business t-shirt Evelyn. Sorry this shenanigans happened to you
+Decadent Butters YES. I would snatch that shirt up so fast...!
yesssssss
YES. Gotta say, that IS dope.
Do it please!! And let us know where to purchase!!!
yesssss!!! 😊
"I hope the interstate you driving on opens and swallows you" LMAO! Sitting here at work laughing like a fool.
"I asked, 'Hey, do you have security cameras?' They're like, "Blink,blink,blink,blink. ."
LOL
that was hell of funny
Almost 4 years later and this is still one of my favourite videos of all time. PERIOD. 😂😂😂
Currently rewatching to lift my spirits with all that's going on
'Everything is PAFECT' lol
"Opens and SWALLLOWS YOU!" I'm so weak! Thank you for taking the time to do VEDA it really makes my day. I've already told you this but you REALLY are my adult goals LOL *i don't want my plates stolen tho*
Is this LEAL LIFE?????? 😂😂😂😂😂
"Minding my merry black business" 💀💀 crying the whole video, I'm sorry for this foolery 😂💗
I swear to you I tried soooooo hard not to laugh , but mercy said NOOOO. Bruh, I'm so sorry this happened to you. But I am also dying, please know that
Hello, from 2020! 4 years later and this still brings me joy and laughter when I need it most.
Fam.....this is literally the 47th time I’ve watched this video and the opening, spoken word-esque “To the person who stole my license plates on Saturday...the crime you committed with the getaway car better had been SO TRILL!” makes me cackle EVERY DAMN TIME!!!
ETA: 47th is definitely an understatement......I still laugh the same every time 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'M CRYING OMG HOW DO YOU MAKE SOMETHING SO TRAGIC SO FUNNY
The way you tell a story is magic. Can we just like get a campfire and roast marshmallows and you just talk about your life? Like I'd be so down for that!
❤️
One time I tried to buy my $300 japanese textbook for class and chase denied my transaction. Looked at my phone and I got a text from chase asking me if I made a thousand dollar purchase at armani exchange. I was so insulted. If it was the dollar tree, food or target, sure. But it was armani exchange. I dont even know where those things be at.
Are you me? Are we one? LOL.
Dollar Tree for life!
Now that's just disrespectful
For real right now I am imagining someone rolling out of Dollar Tree with like 17 shopping carts and beads of sweat because it was legitimate work trying to drop a G at Dollar Tree, and it's amazing.
Someone used my old card for Ikea.
Ain't even a Ikea within 200miles!!
In Chicago at that! OTHER END OF THE COUNTRY
not "leal life" though
That sucks! It is a surreal feeling to find that your space/property has been altered by an unknown. Felt the same way when I came home a few years back to find the door open & my shit GONE...had to walk outside twice to check that it was my place. Or when my new car was towed after my apartment complex told me they ran out of occupant stickers and that it was fine to still park on the premises.
So sorry this happened to you, but I. Am. In. Tears. Laughing. LOL! You are the VEDA queen---great storytelling and comedic timing.
Lmbooo... I just love ur personality ❤
😂😂😂😂 VEDA has been lit this year!
I was thinking the same thing. this year has been hype yo!
“I need you to be transversing”😂😂😂
I LOVE when Evelyn does her Kenyan or Nigerian accent, I could watch an entire storytelling video with just that #fave
"Why me?...premium gas bought from hawaii itself! $7 a gallon...tha INTASTATE!" We need a term...a term for the point of beyond weaknesses!!! beyond done! just beyond! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 you are goals! every thing goals! story telling goals! Magical Black girl indeed!
Man I love this damn woman! Thank god for the month of April! 🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿
Five years later this video is still one of my favorites ever
"....you bet not be evading child support."
I. Am. Done.
This is one of my favorite videos on YT and the crazy thing is I just got my license plates stolen. Instead of getting upset I immediately started laughing and was just filled with joy. I had to come back to rewatch this video and it’s still hilarious. But damn.... WHO STOLE MY PLATES??????
I come back to this video when I desperately need a laugh. It always delivers!! Thanks, E!! Now I need to go find the Instagram post about your stolen hair products!! 😂😂 (I’m not laughing at your pain, you just tell a good story.)
the whoosh sound for the license plate tho... I can't.
GIRL WHERE DA LICENSE PLATE THO! lmfaoooo omg I'm sorry but that was soooo funny. THE PLATE GONE!
Mannn!! Everytime my spirits are low, I come back to this video (among others) just to have a good hearty laugh. You always crack me up! Much love from your internet cousin in London😘
S.Lewinsky Me too! Needed a laugh today!
This is why I buy tamper resistant license plate screws. My plates were stolen when I was in college and it was a lot of time & energy to get them replaced. Literally, every car I've had since then have had tamper resistant screws on the license plates and I haven't had a plate stolen since.
Dude the video has me crying. I send this to my cousin.. I needed for him to tell me and make sure that it's as funny as I think it is because youre hilarious. "May you not find a formidable opponent in your path." I can't honestly.
I cried..."the plate gone is this leal life" somebody get this girl a show asap. I need more
"Hmmm. That's weird" at 1.20 gives me supreme joy everytime I watch. I need this as a .gif.
"I hope your meth empire grows" I CANT WITH YOU 😂😂😂😂
"I was minding my Mary Black business." LOL LOL!!!!!! I'm using this.
LMAO! The sound effects are the best!! I am crying real tears!
OMG! I had to watch again! You are easily one of the funniest people on the planet internets! LMAO.
Your vedas always brighten my day!!
How is it that I'm only just now finding your channel? You are hilariously brilliant and I love it!
This has been my favorite video of yours since I started watching you
You. Are. The. Best. Storyteller. I know that writing is probably really annoying but it was the most accurate way to express my feeling throughout this video. Jaw dropped the entire time lol
You give me life with your humor, this is seriously helping me get through my difficult days. You make me laugh like a Seal.
Let me start by saying I'm so sorry this happened to you girl, but I've got to run this back! It was pure hilarity 😂
Evelyn, I just can't with you. How you turn even this situation into the most hilarious story time ever!?!
Well at least now you know you can dump your trash on the Leasing Office lawn since they don't have any security cameras. 😊😊😊
I am crying!!! Please VEDA, don't ever end! Can we get these in August, too???
I've seen this video before (& liked it), but I came back to it after a rough day. Smh & lol. I appreciate your humor in the midst of entropy. Keep doing you.
Lesson learned - don't try to eat while watching Evelyn's videos. Almost choked from laughing like 7 times.
Keep coming back to these when I need a laugh-thank you!
You don't even have to watch the video because the picture is painted with Evelyn's words--its great
I have probs watched this vid five times in the past week and i laugh harder and harder everytime i watch it!!! Literally in a computer lab right now and cant help from busting out laughing after watching it again! Thank you for giving me life on a monday!
😂😂 i giggled then “ I hope the interstate you’re driving ooonn “ I freaking lost it
Your videos have been giving me life. Man they are happiness in my day! I don't know how I haven't seen these before because I totally watch the other channel your on. And I don't know if you did this, but the way "nawwmsayin' " is spelled in the captions is nuts, it made me slow down and double take and laugh a lil bit.😂
Girl I look forward to these videos EVERYDAY although in this case, I'm sorry you're going thru this BS
Oh Evelyn you are hysterical and have made my day. :D
This is still my favorite video ever. I quote “I hope the interstate you are driving on... SWALLOWS YOU” to myself and chuckle silently bc no one gets the reference 😂
My grandmother died last night and watching this video was the first thing to make me laugh all day. Thank you for being a magical black girl and I'm sorry about your plates. I hope they catch the scaly wag who stole em!❤️😘 thank you for making me smile.
✊🏿 that's what I'm here for ✨✨✨ sending good vibes your way, cousin!!
"Merry black business" 😂😂 I love it!
Somebody stole my wallet out of my car at my apartment complex. It was a dry $50 in there, as I am a student. If anything I think they should've given me $50 because they probably doing better than I am as a God damn thief.
😦😂😂 I know that's right!
"GURL WHERE THE LICENSE PLATES AT THOUGH?! THE LICENSE PLATES GONE FAM!" LOL! You're hilarious, love it!
2:05 "Now Im questioning if I ever had license plates" 😩 That line had me weak & made me wanna like this but this story got me tight because the same shit happened to my homie (... we got them shits back doe & left theify McSnatch-a-plates with a lovely parting gift of top of the line Rim-Skaters. Oh honey It was flawless theres this new technology where the rim is on the street and not the tires and as a result you find out your tires have been slashed... all of them.) The morel of the story is BE NICE! & Imma like this video anyway just so you get that youtube money because I think you be awesome 😃
Evelyn, your videos are HILARIOUS. I love watching them. I've seen this one like 6 times and I cry laughing every time. You're great. Please don't stop being fab. 🌺
I live for VEDA, delivery is everything and you my friend are hilarious! Oh and sorry about your plates.
Just happened to me (4 years later). I feel you, so stressful I definitely went to another dimension, and back waiting in line for new plates at the DMV during COVID pandemic... Appreciate you sharing the experience, I feel like I'm not alone now.
I enjoy a lot of UA-camrs on here and find a lot of them amusing but you are the ONLY one to actually make me laugh out loud..
I'm literally crying!!!! your personality is 😅😅😅😍😍😍had to subscribe
It is a rare talent for someone to tell a story so well, in under 6 mins, that I can create an image for it in my head!
Girl, how is this off the cuff? You have such a great voice and comedic timing.
I wish Veda was every month! You are so seriously funny - I need my daily dose of you all of the days!
In the Year of Our Lord 2024...I had to come back to this video today for a laugh. Easily STILL one of my favorite stories to watch online.
"Let me find out you tryna get outta tolls FAM!" I'm in stiches over here😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂
"i need you to be traversing"
LMAOOOOOOOO> i love you. so much.
This will forever be my favorite video on UA-cam lmbo
I always come back to this when I need a good laugh 🥺❤️🩹
Me too
you are the best story teller EVER! I would listen to you paraphrase green eggs and ham. I cried through this whole thing.
Evelyn you make my days so easy going...As much as this is serious stuff, gal I was laughing all through out this video. I hope they get your license plate very soon.
Girl! You are so freaking hilarious and I literally am so glad my friend put me on to your stuff because you are TRULY an inspiration! I literally started my UA-cam channel yesterday, like it's brand new brand new, and you putting yourself out there for the world to see your unique awesomeness is a serious inspiration for me! Keep doing what you doing boo, cuz you're just fantastic... sniffle. :)
dying from the skilled humor.
This was horribly fantastic.
Omg, you had be rolling the entire time! I've been watching your videos nonstop! Much love from Dallas!!!
Girl!! you're just amazing. Been watching your videos for couple months now.... I die everytime . Keep it up !!!
I watched this video 4 years ago and it’s still hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Straight COMEDY!!!!!!!! I'm so sorry this happened to you, but your life ma'am!!! Can't make this ish up! You inspired me to do VEDA this... lawd, pray for me!
I LOVE YOU EVELYN, EVEEEEEZY for CHEEEEZY FOR EEEEAZY!!!
Lmaooo oh Evelyn, premium gas in Hawaii and the interstate 😂😂😂; they'll get what's coming to them like the blown away edges from the last person who took your stuff!
"I hope your meth empire grows" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
you are the funniest person in the world i am literally crying plz be my friend
Got my life with this VEDA. I'm so sorry you went through this but the way you told the story though!....
I am in tears!!! You are such a great story teller!
I am NOT laughing at the situation, but when I tell you this video had me HOLLERING & DECEASED from start to finish 💀💀💀
I am dyyyyyyyiiiing!!!!!! Haha you are my BFF in my head for real. That interstate was so thorough