Worst part is, even with food he’d still have died, so that was on sofie (and jesse) for choosing to dps instead Drak took 47k damage and had ~38k health Even with food, I don’t think the math would work for a full ~9000 health of damage reduction
@@rlaclaos0619 I laugh at it like everyone else when I rewatch this video I just happened to notice that even with the “haha he didn’t eat food” she could’ve healed him but didn’t and then blamed it on him
When you do the best of Drak for the end of Shadowbringers, you should open up with that quote from Tate "DRAK IS GALAXY BRAIN! DRAK IS THE SMARTEST PERSON IN THIS WHOLE GROUP!"
@@marioanothlp Well if they don't get rescued out, Titan gets a damage up buff and his next earthen fury wipes the group, so... Yeah, they have to be rescued.
Definitely worth the wait! I discovered all the "f**k NEST" tweets a while ago and was like "oh boy, can't wait to see what they did this time". And I'm not disappointed. This is probably my favourite video of yours.
I bet Leviathan can see his own reflection in the plattform with the amount of times he used Corey as a mop. Also Jesse is just a troll this expansion and I love it.
Ok I'm less than 5 minutes in and this is already brilliant, not only the floor squeaks every time someone falls off, but at around 4:20 ish when the platform breaks and Drak falls down and the screen fades to black, we can't see anything but the Rescue sound effect lets us still know exactly what Jesse did to Tate. XD
@@RixsEmporium Because she's busy with this ridiculous, archaiac, outdated line of thinking about where her life needs to go. I think they still call it "school".
This was 37 mins of pure joy but also I don't know why I expected a montage of Corey using Superbolide with the "SUPER!" sound effect rather than a montage of him dying like 1000x
I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard. Seeing Corey walk off so many times is actually really reassuring. I've been messing up dodging E2S's void adds CONSTANTLY as the OT and it's nice to know that even the best of the best screw up the simple things. ...and my group now fears for their life whenever I Plunge. It's great!
13:43 Tate: You have any free fantasias to make a new character? Jesse: No Tate: Aww Me: Ok good. The boy will not be changing to a La- 13:51 Me: no, no NO NOOOOO!!!!!!! IVE JINXED IT!!!!! Also: Loving the edits here be Liz!! Especially the floor squeaks for "slipping" off the stage! Keep up the great work Drak and Liz!!!
The dance of death. Hans's anger Corey and his problem with the left. Shopie trolleandp to Drak Tate being Tate Choco and his super screams. Jesse finally exploding and laughing Drak don't know how you do it? I love the work you do, you are one of the best content creators I've ever met.
He's probably played games like this so many times and for so long he just goes "okay so if I was a game designer, how would I want to fuck with people in a cruel but ostensibly fair way?".
I know Sophie was most likely joking, but at 26:25, Drak would have been dead even with Hq food on. It only increase is hp by 5 to 5.7%, so instead of 39 090 hp he would have had around 43 800/44 000hp. He took 47 545 damage, so there is no way he was surviving even with food. I don't know if he had his defensive cd up, but i don't think so. Also, there was 0 mitigation on this Tidal Roar. Don't bully poor Drak, he did nothing wrong (but it is not good not to use food, even in progression).
The best, most memorable quotes from the video (in my opinion) so far: "I'm already tilted~!" - choco "WE'RE GONNA DIE!" - Tate "*dying healer noises*" - Sofie The call of Choco "If I blacklist you, can you still rescue me?" - Tate "What does this do -- oh, that's Tate" - Corey (i also like how disappointed he sounded) "OH NO" -Tate "Do I have time to kill you?" - Sofie
Ah, that was fantastic XD Between the both accidental and actual Rescue trolls, the constant floor squeaks of disaster, and Drak's continuing OMEGA GALAXY BRAIN instances, this was my favorite vid yet.
God, NEST why are you so effin hilarious, I swore I was just going to listen to you as background audio while I did some apperwork, instead I ripped out laughing and got scolded by my new boss. And then, since he´s as much of a gamer as I am even if he isn´t all that much into FFXIV, I showed the video to hima nd he was laughing right alongside me! XDDDD I love you guys, truly I do!
I like coming back to this one every once in awhile. As much of a reputation as Corey has for being a sadist, purposefully oblivious to his own faults, and massacring others, it's good to see him get wrecked so many times due to being his own worst enemy.
When Choco says "Why did I Wanderer's", as a bard, I felt that on a new level and just facepalmed. That was me, I felt that and cringed at my past self lol
I literally keep watching this because I love it so much, and everytime Spofie tries to bene Tate during the double TB I realize she actually can kill him cause he didn't take lethal damage the first hit :p
I guess it's hard to wrap my brain around just how far back these videos initially happened. I mean, anything that happened before 5.1 seems forever ago to me at this point as I'm now living in a world where Ninja is fun to play SUMMONER is the highest DPS is the bloody game. What a time to be alive! Woooooo!
Been cracking up this whole time, SO good guys! Vathie, 24:00 yeah the amount of times I've swapped to Wanderer's before a Maelstorm is beyond infuriating lol.
Such a good vid :) Drak has to deal not only with the tanks but the healers as well. I won't be surprised if Rhaya, Hans and Choco fully join the fray and make his raid life more miserable xD
Something tells me that Storm Horizon is going to give me Vietnam flashbacks of the Virgin Reborn boss in Code Vein. Those lasers are exactly like that one attack from the Code Vein boss that I still don't know how to dodge
“If you ate food, you wouldn’t have died there.”
-Sofie, the real boss of E3S
Worst part is, even with food he’d still have died, so that was on sofie (and jesse) for choosing to dps instead
Drak took 47k damage and had ~38k health
Even with food, I don’t think the math would work for a full ~9000 health of damage reduction
@@rlaclaos0619 I laugh at it like everyone else when I rewatch this video
I just happened to notice that even with the “haha he didn’t eat food” she could’ve healed him but didn’t and then blamed it on him
When you do the best of Drak for the end of Shadowbringers, you should open up with that quote from Tate "DRAK IS GALAXY BRAIN! DRAK IS THE SMARTEST PERSON IN THIS WHOLE GROUP!"
I just assume that that clip is Drak's new ringtone.
#lowbar
The opening would be galaxy brain meme on Drak's avatar
Immediately followed by Tate calling him a fucking idiot
Drak "2Chains" Konius
You mad man actually did the slip noises
Not gonna lie I laughed so hard I almost passed out.
*Sees 37 minutes of E3S*
Imma just get a drink and my chair, cuz this is gonna be GOOD.
It's like all my namedays have come at once!
Next video: Watch Jesse and Sophie double rescue Drak and literally just tear him in half
My static had someone rescued to safety in E3N and the other healer rescued him right into the bad
26:08 Needed a timestamp for that scream
Thanks bro!
Gonna be my alarm clock tone from now on.
Thank you. I specifically come back to this for that singular reason.
I do the same thing when my mother thinks I'm yelling when I only raise my voice
Me: Hm. I note the murder is increasing the further they go.
Me, remembering E4s: ᴏ ʜ ɴ ᴏ
Oh YES.
I don't think the healers have to get rescued out of the prisons.... well, they will be, one way or another.
@@marioanothlp Well if they don't get rescued out, Titan gets a damage up buff and his next earthen fury wipes the group, so... Yeah, they have to be rescued.
@@griffinfinnell8371 That's just a cleave with extra steps!
O H N O
5:12 - oh no not the return of the smol face. Im cracking up again... xd
with bonus feature small-voice-close-to-mic for enhanced creepy lmao
jesse's got a good ear for vocal humor
Lil bits....
Definitely worth the wait!
I discovered all the "f**k NEST" tweets a while ago and was like "oh boy, can't wait to see what they did this time". And I'm not disappointed. This is probably my favourite video of yours.
I bet Leviathan can see his own reflection in the plattform with the amount of times he used Corey as a mop.
Also Jesse is just a troll this expansion and I love it.
Same!
I've started _hearing_ the slip noises in my head whenever I'm Rescue'd in-game now. Thanks, Drak.
The slip noise is getting blown around by Tsunami. The trumpet noise is for Rescue.
@@Inhaledcorn S'what I meant, I just just reading another comment as I typed it, thanks though!
"I didn't fall the floor didn't spawn" my new macro line
12:01 Drak knew what was coming that major play 😂
SO THIS IS ULTRA INSTINCT
Favorite moments
1:48 Jessie
4:22 Jessie murder
7:06 lallafell evil
7:40 fuck nest
8:02 lol
8:43 drak shuuu
10:12 jessie again
12:00 ultra
15:10 AH...
16:14 Snort
16:28 Dance or die
16:58 Corey again
22:33 I need a bath
25:16 three hours
26:09 YELLING
26:46 Lallafell troll
27:17 DRG God
29:36 Musical Duo
We lalas are all evil though soooo yeah >:)
the sound effect when one of them gets kicked of the platform XD
10/10
All I can hear from the music is "Rhaya move, Rhaya move"
Oh fuck
Ok I'm less than 5 minutes in and this is already brilliant, not only the floor squeaks every time someone falls off, but at around 4:20 ish when the platform breaks and Drak falls down and the screen fades to black, we can't see anything but the Rescue sound effect lets us still know exactly what Jesse did to Tate. XD
I literally spat chips everywhere when tate just "I CAN'T IM GONNA REE"
Sophie is one of the best additions to NEST raiding. XD
But we lost Savanah
@@jijonbreaker yeah how come?
@@RixsEmporium Because she's busy with this ridiculous, archaiac, outdated line of thinking about where her life needs to go.
I think they still call it "school".
Hope Corey and Savannah are still together lol
@@sawtoothgrind1981 last I checked they still are, going strong and living together.
This was 37 mins of pure joy but also I don't know why I expected a montage of Corey using Superbolide with the "SUPER!" sound effect rather than a montage of him dying like 1000x
27:45 The moment I heard the little squeak I knew yells of panic would ensue. Drak, you delivered even better.
26:09
Choco screaming is such a mood
true
I like how Jesse is laughing so much in these videos compared to his HW self where he wasn't so much xD. Clearly healing suits him more
I do miss hearing the Sighs though.
He'll sigh more if Corey become healer
Jesse is my favorite NEST gamer in FFXIV.
I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
Seeing Corey walk off so many times is actually really reassuring. I've been messing up dodging E2S's void adds CONSTANTLY as the OT and it's nice to know that even the best of the best screw up the simple things.
...and my group now fears for their life whenever I Plunge. It's great!
Sofie: I should rescue Drak even though he is safe.
Drak: Why are you ruining my hopes and dreams?
13:43
Tate: You have any free fantasias to make a new character?
Jesse: No
Tate: Aww
Me: Ok good. The boy will not be changing to a La-
13:51
Me: no, no NO NOOOOO!!!!!!! IVE JINXED IT!!!!!
Also: Loving the edits here be Liz!! Especially the floor squeaks for "slipping" off the stage! Keep up the great work Drak and Liz!!!
The dance of death.
Hans's anger
Corey and his problem with the left.
Shopie trolleandp to Drak
Tate being Tate
Choco and his super screams.
Jesse finally exploding and laughing
Drak don't know how you do it? I love the work you do, you are one of the best content creators I've ever met.
whole video is absolutely hillarious, well done fellas. 33:37 Tho, the pure emotions coming out is just legendary, I love this moment.
This is seriously my favorite NEST vid
I'm crying the entire time
This was exactly what I needed today. Almost 40 minutes of tear inducing laughter
19:26 Sofie's raising the bar on what it means to have the power of god.
I'm fascinated how Drak just guesses the strat mechanics accurately.
The Black Smoker process was for real a poggers moment when you just got to it.
He's probably played games like this so many times and for so long he just goes "okay so if I was a game designer, how would I want to fuck with people in a cruel but ostensibly fair way?".
@@UltimaGuardianStatyx That, and A12S did something _fairly_ similar, albeit as two separate mechanics.
That slipping along the ground sound is so goddamn satisfying, thank you
I appreciate Sofie's tries to save Drak and her popoto shenanigans
Drak dodges the first rip current and chuckles smugly.
Second rip current comes out.
Drak: Surprised pikachu face.
oh i hear that Skid sound effect from Intruder Drak you sly devil XD
Watching this on stream the whole way has had me so excited for the video!
I know Sophie was most likely joking, but at 26:25, Drak would have been dead even with Hq food on. It only increase is hp by 5 to 5.7%, so instead of 39 090 hp he would have had around 43 800/44 000hp. He took 47 545 damage, so there is no way he was surviving even with food. I don't know if he had his defensive cd up, but i don't think so. Also, there was 0 mitigation on this Tidal Roar. Don't bully poor Drak, he did nothing wrong (but it is not good not to use food, even in progression).
The best, most memorable quotes from the video (in my opinion) so far:
"I'm already tilted~!" - choco
"WE'RE GONNA DIE!" - Tate
"*dying healer noises*" - Sofie
The call of Choco
"If I blacklist you, can you still rescue me?" - Tate
"What does this do -- oh, that's Tate" - Corey (i also like how disappointed he sounded)
"OH NO" -Tate
"Do I have time to kill you?" - Sofie
Ah, that was fantastic XD Between the both accidental and actual Rescue trolls, the constant floor squeaks of disaster, and Drak's continuing OMEGA GALAXY BRAIN instances, this was my favorite vid yet.
Drak’s cries for help at 27:45
The nyoom energy in this thumbnail might make it one of my favorites ever from your channel
Drak: epilepsy warning at 16:28
Me: *skips right to **16:28** for the upcoming banger of a light show*
Jesse's laugh is so cute! I also can't stop watching this, the snort is amazing, the slip noises XD Can't get enough!
Same!
Phenomenal editing, chief
the silence of the Drak tweet lol XD I never laughed so much in my life! this is the best one yet!
That "I know what that does!" at the beginning from Rhaya...
That little exchange that starts at 25:50 needs to be in Choco's "Best of" video 😂
I have tears in my eyes because I was laughing so hard. This was such a treat to wake up to and I loved every second.
*Starts the Video*
*Checks the Length*
0_0
*Gets a blanket and a lorge drink of water*
I nearly choked on my bun at Hans' Hi Boss
Edit: I'm so happy to see this as I just finally cleared last week
Ive watched this over 5 times now and Choco's commitment to that scream still has me laughing for a solid 2 minutes
I get so happy when you release these videos. Would it be possible to have a rescue/shirk compilation one day?
Yes!! I want this so bad! XD
3:41 - When does he become Sofie? XD
God, NEST why are you so effin hilarious, I swore I was just going to listen to you as background audio while I did some apperwork, instead I ripped out laughing and got scolded by my new boss. And then, since he´s as much of a gamer as I am even if he isn´t all that much into FFXIV, I showed the video to hima nd he was laughing right alongside me! XDDDD
I love you guys, truly I do!
4:21 is just pure gold
I like coming back to this one every once in awhile. As much of a reputation as Corey has for being a sadist, purposefully oblivious to his own faults, and massacring others, it's good to see him get wrecked so many times due to being his own worst enemy.
My favorite group of wild banshees screaming, I love y’all NEST
27:03 LOL Poor Drak
"Oh no, Drak's taking damage. What do I do?" XD This vid is one of the best ones I seen byfar!
I nearly spat my fucking drink out within the first minute seeing a Double cleaving tank buster decimate the party. This gonna be a good one.
I almost choked on my freaking popcorn when Drak got Rescued the second time XD;
probably one of my NEST favs this expansion!
Drak I was having such a rough day.
Thank you for this. It was nice having something to make me smile!
When Choco says "Why did I Wanderer's", as a bard, I felt that on a new level and just facepalmed. That was me, I felt that and cringed at my past self lol
Drak , you know how to make me happy when im down, man , love you all at NEST !
I'm so glad this cracked 100k views, this video was amazing and is channel spotlight worthy
I don't watch Mr. Happy for guides.
Just these guys and gals
My face hurts. It's mostly Choco's fault: 26:06
I literally keep watching this because I love it so much, and everytime Spofie tries to bene Tate during the double TB I realize she actually can kill him cause he didn't take lethal damage the first hit :p
Drak unlocks “galaxy brain mastery lvl 5”
I guess it's hard to wrap my brain around just how far back these videos initially happened. I mean, anything that happened before 5.1 seems forever ago to me at this point as I'm now living in a world where Ninja is fun to play SUMMONER is the highest DPS is the bloody game. What a time to be alive! Woooooo!
The despair in this video is truly palpable and simply delectable
I'm loving it >:3c
As an AST main I was not expecting to be attacked that early in the video
Been cracking up this whole time, SO good guys! Vathie, 24:00 yeah the amount of times I've swapped to Wanderer's before a Maelstorm is beyond infuriating lol.
I am VERY interested in buying two shirts with corresponding arrows on them that say "I Voke'd" and "I Shirk'd" respectively
Sophie eats her own words at 26:56
This is one of my favorite NEST videos ever I was dying nearly the whole time, you guys are great keep it up 😂
Also Drak makes the biggest Galaxy brain strats. I want to know if it happens during Titan. Gosh I can't wait.
I was wondering about the thumbnail drak being pulled and Corey pitfalling but I understand now everything has meaning I have attained clarity.
"Hey boss. Jesse would like Corey to stop taking damage."
*A finger on the monkey's paw curls closed*
The sound editing is top notch.
I haven’t heard the shirk duck in a looooooooooooooong time, nice to see it’s still around
*insert Incoherent Choco Yelling(tm) here*
That was the loudest scream I've ever heard lol
This was amazing. Thanks for all your hard work.
I'm just imaging a very, very sad, and crying Rhaya as he does his dance. The saddest of dancers...
Jesse is a danger with rescue and I love every second of it.
Yasssss I've been checking back every couple days for this!
This VIdeo triggered so many E3S PTSD
I liked it!
22:31 Yep, made me laugh out loud. I swear accidental comedy is the best comedy.
Oh this was so good. I think I'm gonna use your videos as guides for going into savage
Yo, Choco turned into R2-D2 as he was dying, that's beyond top tier in death screams.
OMG the real boss was Sofie the whole time!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dorks, also, so closed to first... Grats on the clear tho :>
I fucking lost it every time Corey got knocked off and the tire screech/sneaker squeak played
9:18 - Drak peace-outs to contemplate all the life choices he made which led up to that moment of being perpetually rescued into death.
Best video by FAR! Keep it up my man!
Such a good vid :) Drak has to deal not only with the tanks but the healers as well. I won't be surprised if Rhaya, Hans and Choco fully join the fray and make his raid life more miserable xD
Something tells me that Storm Horizon is going to give me Vietnam flashbacks of the Virgin Reborn boss in Code Vein. Those lasers are exactly like that one attack from the Code Vein boss that I still don't know how to dodge
Been seeing you in the ads for Exitlag on Reddit. Nice.
And that's how a group of hilarious people took down the 2 headed Leviathan. Great story!