@tsukihiyo6857 a lot of stuff, but especially the focus she puts on praying for country/government/politicians/institutions. Those things were completely absent from all of the diocese I went to.
@@arglebargle5531christianity in the usa is truly different and corrupt on a different level...ironically it has driven many people away from religion and created a lot of controversy and trauma. Just mentioning religion here will stir up heated discourse. It's really sad...
@@BuriedTeeth not just the USA- While it´s true that the USA has other problems as reasons as well as to why people are turning away from christianity, in Europe it has to do a lot with if people want to support the church with everything that they´ve done and what they stand for
the way she nonchalantly, still smiling, mentions her grandmother who literally no longer recognizes her family due to dementia in a marketing attempt sincerely has me going fucking orbital
@@CedanyTheAlaskan Nah, it was super-creepy. Reading all these comments from freakishly insane religious people with zero self-awareness, here to defend their trashy merch and their terrible political beliefs, has been an extremely weird experience.
I was in a psych ward awhile back and it was a serious one, like violent unstable people. I was in a really rough state (obviously) and mostly read and kept to myself while waiting to get cleared for release. I was in the smaller tv room one time and EWTN happened to be on. The religious programming was extremely popular in there, go figure. Point being, some lady absolutely lost it and started attacking the staff. Immediate lock down, automatic locks on the door click on, and I'm essentially isolated in this small room which is virtually sound proof. Wouldnt you know it, right before i change the channel our girl Emily comes on. I remember sitting there, listening to my own breathing and feeling just a bit more normal as this lady tried to sell me things I wouldnt pick up if they were free, while outside they strapped that lady to a stand up gurney like fucking hannibal lecter and jabbed her with a sedative. Anyway, good video.
@@ChristusLiberumPDX Do you honestly think that is appropriate to say? Just because you're religious does not give you the right to be rude and bring that into an inappropriate situation. Shame on you.
"If you haven't had your vehicle blessed, I encourage you to do so." That's it. That's part of my every day vocabulary now. I will find as many excuses to say this as I possibly can.
That would be really cool to play that game. It would have a little irony also because you might "control" our creator. Divine power in hands of "creations" we are if you know what I mean. ;)
I bet if she was wearing the hijab and preaching the same stuff, you'd have a very different tone, take your fake outrage elsewhere you pathetic stooge.
@@greencumulon6830 or will die if they carry a baby to term or forcing the birth of babies with conditions like osteogensis imperfecta (very short and very painful lives both in and out of utero unless aborted). I'll never be one to say "come one come all for abortions" but ya, there definitely need to be exceptions.
They also sold indulgence in the past. And with ‘they’ I mean not all of them. But hey, this religious TVselling could also be seen as something positive. One buys something they like, to sponsor their group. A win-win I guess?
I honestly think this could be applied to football/soccer. You have your yellow and red cards but for completely unacceptable behaviour you get the shiny jesus card!
This isn't the Church. It's a Catholic tv network run by a convent and their employees. They act as middle men for privately made merch as a fundraising to pay for content. They do this instead of airing commercials. A lot of the stuff they carry is produced by small companies, sometimes run by just one Catholic family. So, this isn't exactly what it looks like.
@@melissasaint3283 they don't care. They're all leftists who want to throw out their narrative cause they dislike God. They're too lazy to do their research about anything and do stick to their narrative cause it suits what they want to see
@@justinjustinjustin10 Speaking of doing no research and sticking to your narrative - I’m not a leftist. I’m a very devout Christian. You inferred a great deal from me making a comment about the church selling merch. But I guess if that’s what you need to do in order to carry on with your fear mongering against anyone who doesn’t align perfectly with your views - have at it.
@@jh1328 apparently you didn't. EWTN is a news organization. They are worldwide and preach the one true faith. And you knock on people making beautiful things to sell to support their life and also help fund the network. You act as if anything catholic related goes into one giant catholic bank account. So no, you don't do your research.
@@justinjustinjustin10 What research? There’s no research to be done. I made a comment on commercialization of faith-based merchandise like holy cards and figurines of St. Nick watching over baby Jesus. If you can’t see that as being silly, then we just don’t see eye to eye. But I’m sure you’ll comment back with something deflecting so you can press send and think, “Yeah, I got him good.” There’s nothing you can say to upset me or make me feel like I’ve done something wrong, so...have at it. I legitimately wish you the best. Ease up a bit on what you take seriously. There are a lot of issues to take seriously when it comes to your faith, but I don’t think this is one of them.
When she was talking about the rosary pouch and listed all the things it can hold, like rosaries, holy cards, credit cards and then laughed and said “maybe even...” I thought she would for sure say “your gun”. That would have been the most American thing ever 😂
I can't even cope emotionally with the Kneeling Santa With Sleeping Baby Jesus statue, just for the unintentional implication that Santa Claus was one of the three wise men or something and present at the birth of Christ
I am not a Catholic but that really blessed me because it's true. Mental health issues are not a disease and sometimes they afflict people who also love God and His word. If you struggle do keep reaching out to God and read his word and get hold of His promises. X
This absolutely has the air of a comedy sketch, the uncanny positivity, stereotypical tv ad filming, right down to that derpy accent lol. So surreal hard to believe its actually real.
I hope you enjoy this as well (and I hope it goes without saying that I don't promote the statements made on the EWTN channel, it's about the ASMR for me:)
I like when you talk between clips and tell us about things! U have a very soothing voice as well so it doesn’t bother me at all!! Keep up the good work- love the channel!!🥰
Oh and u found a real gem at the end with the young girl! if you can find more clips/make loops of her it would be awesome! It’s so weird being an atheist that all my favorite ASMR clips seem to be religious or spiritual! 🥰😇
It's pretty sad that you have to explain yourself, people who believe in the lord have their beliefs just like atheists do. No one should have to explain themselves.
I'll say one thing, this is a good learning tool. I didn't know anything about a lot of these Saints till I watched this. She is also great at explaining things. I'm not Catholic and I still want to buy some of these things... She's great at what she does
dude, youve found that perfect soft spoken voice. dont listen to people saying not to speak. even some of the biggest asmr creators have trouble controlling their voice at that level. they always seem to oscillate in and out of speaking and whispering that often annoys me, but you're really good at deliberately maintaining a steady low voice and pleasantly trailing off into a whisper at the end of your thoughts. just had to show appreciation for you speaking. it sounds silly, but i swear not many can capture the essence of true asmr speaking. well done.
I agree, and that changing between whisper and soft speaking really irritates me too. Sometimes I find a good vid but just have to click off, idk what it is about that but it bothers me too. I think maybe it’s not knowing what to expect, and the switch from whisper to soft speaking suddenly is jarring when you’re about to fall asleep lol
ok so just putting it out there and not really caring how weird I sound but as a Catholic I can SMELL this damn video... coffee, donuts, and church basement.
Growing up in the 80s in England, every church based activity always involved adults drinking instant coffee out of those brown see through glass mugs. Children would get a white plastic cup of orange squash to drink and the biscuits would usually be milk biscuits, rich tea, digestives, maybe bourbons if you're lucky.
No they are not made in China, most of the items are made in Israel or Italy, also you are very prejudice, they sell this to raise money for the church
@@k.pacificnw02134 why do you lie? You aren't fooling anyone, you are extremely prejudice and the relics are made in Israel, Italy and other parts of the middle east
This channel owner is the most politically, religiously, and ideological neutral person when it comes to the content he puts out. I really very much appreciate your professionalism. Thank you.
@@Bigkrisp_Man idk, but i don't think those kinds of demographics make as much stuff that could be unintentional asmr 💀 i could see Carl Sagen or david Attenborough being relaxing, idk if hes released any of that stuff but i wouldn't be surprised either way
My mom watched it a lot too and we are not Catholics. I would find myself getting mesmerized by Sister Angelica. I imagine it was the ASMR that hooked my mom (and me too when I watched with her)
The holy cards Catholics have the most of, are mementos/requests for prayer handed out at wakes and funerals. They usually have religious art, the image and information of the deceased, and a prayer.
@@MyvIsLove2 No, I'm old. I know what Pokemon is. But people probably don't realize they're making fun of something that is largely used to remember, grieve and honor deceased loved ones and friends.
As someone who sees EWTN frequently it was weird to see this being made into an ASMR. But her voice is calming and gentle, so I guess it fits? Not what I was expecting to find browsing UA-cam at 3 AM.
I'm a raised Catholic (now agnostic), so this is very amusing to me with how blatantly she's pushing material items when Catholicism doesn't really push the need for physical items and focuses more on following the word of God (in my church atleast). Gotta do what you gotta do to make that income I guess 😂
@@TGQwerty first of all, I can't click the link, second of all, if you're trying to get me to convert back or believe that there is for sure a God/be Christian, I'm going to politely say no thank you. I respect your faith, you should respect mine. I appreciate the reach out but the second you try to force me to watch/listen/read something I don't want to, it becomes inconsiderate and I'm going to tune out. I'm not going to try and convince you to be agnostic, please don't try to convince me to be Christian. You're welcome to your own faith, but it's not mine.
@@gingechicken7394 nah bruh. Trying to get you to better define yourself. Agnostic isnt really a thing... look up theism vs athiest chart. I think cosmic skeptic has a good video on it. People say they are agnostic all the time but it really doesnt mean much unless you also state what you are comparing it to. Like I claim myself as an "Agnostic Athiest" while Catholics would be classified as gnostic theists.
i love this so much! emily perfect choice love mother angelica as well :) its uncanny this is a thing because years ago before i became catholic i used to leave the gem seller channel on all day because of the same experience of it being relaxing the slowly spinning gems or jewelry with the host describing it in detail was always very calming for me so now having converted and i have catholic things in my home now, this is really special in a whole new way :) GBY
@@lorileclaire281 you should comfort yourself by watching a few abortion vids. That will out a smile back on your face and your “values” will be intact. Nothing like corpses of dead babies to make you feel yourself again.
@@quentinquentin6752 it's funny how u think there is gonna be a corpse inside a woman's body lol the fetus doesn't even have shape yet. get some biology lessons
She looks like the kind of girl in school who would try to 'pray the gay away' and insist it's for your best interest. Stayed for the sheer absurdity of the consumerism and your super soothing voice
@@Willowtree82 keep crying 😢 it was hurtful and offensive to have people try and pray my gay away while hypocritically indulging in sins like greed and materialism.
I really want to know more about these holy cards. Do they come in rares, secret rares, etc? Do they have each of the saints stats on them? Genuinely curious.
I think it’s like that meme of women putting themselves on every Photo of other stuff they want to photograph. ASMR videos don’t need any commentary or introduction. There is nothing to add but ones own ego
I was stressed out then thought about this video which reminded me to go through my rosary collection (coming from a catholic family lol). I figured I might as well pray the rosary whenever I feel my worst. Then I fell into the rabbithole of how to actually pray the rosary and each mystery the decades represent.
16:15 I love how she tells the car blessing story like it’s so funny and relatable “And I have mine entrusted to the immaculate heart because it’s blue 🤣🤣”
Well I admire the conviction of her....convictions. And hearing her say, “think of my sweet grandma - who can’t recognize us because of her dementia...” in her sweet happy little faithful voice is tragic, creepy and funny as all get-out.
it's the fact that religious people can spin such a horrible thing like talking about a family member slowly deteriorating from dementia and in the same breath saying... '' Wow, isn't God so wonderful and loving and kind, now buy some of this merchandise that's based on this God''. a being that allows such horrible things to happen to his ''beloved'' is a monster and not really a being that deserves to be worshipped. @@Abril-1234
The Mother Teresa mug with the suffering quote is honestly chilling, not enough people know but she refused her patients and impoverished people modern medical care and let them suffer. Because she thought that was more important than real aid or healing. Her homes for the sick were compared to concentration camps as they refused to follow well-known sanitation practices that led to more pain and death for her “patients” and wouldn’t take them to nearby hospitals, letting them needlessly die or have long-term damage. She, of course, went to an american hospital with the best care when she fell ill. Her legacy is one of destruction and suffering indeed. I haven’t even touched on how much she affected sex education and the generational poverty that attributed to in Calcutta. Edit: I really enjoyed this and like when you talk!
I have studied in a convent school funded by mother Teresa's NGOs .. and i remember they use to have free classes for tribal kids in evening! We were not allowed to even see wat happens in evening classes. Only Christian students were allowed to voulnteer if at all. So once I sticked with my Christian friend..and then some how they probably ignored me and I was able to to voulnteer in evening classes . It's sad, that I saw them teaching anti hindu rhetoric , they were talked about how hindu gods are all fake and demon and as kids this is the right time for you to accept Jesus, then they gave them free food , a compact bible and other stuff. My friend said 'im sorry that u have to witness this' . I was very disappointed and sad watching them say all those things in the name of "education"
The chibi St Dymphna is sending me 😂Honestly these saints must be spinning in their reliquaries at the sight of all this tat being sold in their names hundreds of years later.
Yes, you are correct. Angels are creatures. That is why anytime a Holy angel was sent to bring a message, they said “fear not.” However, as someone else said, they do also visit in human form.
Put me down for also liking your voice. I like that this channel has more of your personality included in the videos and edits, as opposed to your Best Unintentional
I’d never heard of the religious catalogue channel, but now I plan on blasting it when I go home for the summer. I’m going to make a drinking game out of it.
I really enjoy the sections of you talking about the specific things shown in each video. I don’t know why people would not want that inbetween. Looking forward to the next bedtime show!
@@sandwich5164 No, slander against the Catholic Church has made Christianity look bad. Protestantism, namely the more extreme American Christians have made it look bad, Catholicism has been progressive and a force for good
@@lilacangel1275 I believe it's all a racket and I don't believe in the supernatural. The natural world is good enough for me without any magic sprinkles.
I was raised as a catholic by my mom, and most of my family is catholic as well. I took the first three sacraments and even went to a catholic school, before rejecting religion and its institutions as a whole. I have been living as an atheist for 10 years now and let me tell you, life's going better than it was when i was a catholic.
@@examichelle Catholicism wasn't the only religion I followed, but the one I was born into and after stepping away from it all, I felt liberated at last. Now if I could only get the time invested in it all back.
I had my first ASMR experience back in 07, while living alone in LA . I had panic attacks at night, but I noticed twice a week I wouldn't, on those nights I had been watching Jack and Rexella Van Impe, mid west husband and wife televangelists/doomsday prophets. Rexella will read gloomy headlines from around the world, and Jack, with Bible verses, concludes the world's end. I found both voices calming, Jack died 2020, but it's still my go to unintentional ASMR when I can't sleep.
Oh wow. That's very interesting! I admire how doomsday stories calmed u down! In a way, it is the same way for me, when i watch Forensic Files despite the harrowing tales of murder etx. It was the narrator's voice and streamlined editing of the show that would put me to sleep. Sometimes, it's the weirdest things that give me asmr. Also, at urgent care or hospital settings when the nurses type, take my blood pressure, i instantly calm down for some odd reason.
As someone who was raised Catholic, but not in the United States, this is like some bizzaro-world version of what I grew up with.
How do you mean??
@tsukihiyo6857 a lot of stuff, but especially the focus she puts on praying for country/government/politicians/institutions. Those things were completely absent from all of the diocese I went to.
@@arglebargle5531 ohh I didn’t watch the full video but i agree its a bit weird since its about God and not about the politics
@@arglebargle5531christianity in the usa is truly different and corrupt on a different level...ironically it has driven many people away from religion and created a lot of controversy and trauma. Just mentioning religion here will stir up heated discourse. It's really sad...
@@BuriedTeeth not just the USA- While it´s true that the USA has other problems as reasons as well as to why people are turning away from christianity, in Europe it has to do a lot with if people want to support the church with everything that they´ve done and what they stand for
the way she nonchalantly, still smiling, mentions her grandmother who literally no longer recognizes her family due to dementia in a marketing attempt sincerely has me going fucking orbital
Eeeh these Christians are always positive about everything...
@@colegamez6633
Not true lmao. Not even close to being somewhat close to true.
Or is it her being open and positive?
@@CedanyTheAlaskan Nah, it was super-creepy. Reading all these comments from freakishly insane religious people with zero self-awareness, here to defend their trashy merch and their terrible political beliefs, has been an extremely weird experience.
Is it bad that I laughed? Like it was sad but why did she say it so cheerfully
I was in a psych ward awhile back and it was a serious one, like violent unstable people. I was in a really rough state (obviously) and mostly read and kept to myself while waiting to get cleared for release. I was in the smaller tv room one time and EWTN happened to be on. The religious programming was extremely popular in there, go figure. Point being, some lady absolutely lost it and started attacking the staff. Immediate lock down, automatic locks on the door click on, and I'm essentially isolated in this small room which is virtually sound proof. Wouldnt you know it, right before i change the channel our girl Emily comes on. I remember sitting there, listening to my own breathing and feeling just a bit more normal as this lady tried to sell me things I wouldnt pick up if they were free, while outside they strapped that lady to a stand up gurney like fucking hannibal lecter and jabbed her with a sedative. Anyway, good video.
That's a fucking epic scene playing out in my mind.
Possession is real. The Lord saves. ❤️
@@ChristusLiberumPDX source
That's fucking metal
@@ChristusLiberumPDX Do you honestly think that is appropriate to say? Just because you're religious does not give you the right to be rude and bring that into an inappropriate situation. Shame on you.
i skipped over “unintentional” and thought that an ASMRtist actually went so far as getting a whole set for an infomercial lmaoo
Me tooooo lmao
Yo saame
Hahahaha what if though #dedication
Tbh some people really do almost get into their ASMRoleplay like that
Latte ASMR anyone? She’s amazing, the detail she puts into her sets is crazy.
Who knew the Catholic church had so much merch? 😆
Right??!!!!🤣🤣🤣
😂
Including a Catholic TCG! 😮
Lol they are all about the merch, they sold indulgences for centuries.
@@mollydooker9636 that's true! It's kind of bizarre. I wonder if Catholics skip over the part where Jesus whips the money changers.
"If you haven't had your vehicle blessed, I encourage you to do so."
That's it. That's part of my every day vocabulary now. I will find as many excuses to say this as I possibly can.
I Just love this comment
Where's that part of the video? I really want to see it
Can I rt a yt comment
@@charlieniven6558 16:14
Wonder what discount Geico gives you for this?
Oh dear, she calms me down and angers me simultaneously lol
You just summed that up so perfectly!
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Hahahahaha
Yep yep.
Anyone wanna swap some holy cards? I've got 5 St Peters for a Jesus.
I’ve got a Pope John Paul rookie card for sale (ten cents)
I've got two of the rare Jesus foil with hologram cards. The A.D. collection, whaddaya got?
I got a St. Joan de Arc collectible limited edition, I’m only trading it for a John the Baptist platinum card tho
🤣🤣😂
Do you have any holo Doubting Thomas'?
I snorted when she said "Comes with 4 holy starter cards." This whole scene is next level.
Sadly, no Pikachu card in the starter set.
comes with dark magician
5 starter cards!!
camp
Someone draws their Jesus and then the opponent draws the cross and nails holy card, immediately winning the duel
And on the 5th day, God created merch. And he saw that it was good.
I CACKLEDDD
AHAHAAHHAJAAJ FUUUCKKK I CAAANTTT NBITXH AHAHHAHAHAA
😂😂😂😂😂
my gawd you've got jokes!
OK folks, .that concludes our service ...please exit through the gift shop.
I'm scared to fall asleep to this, what will I wake up believing? Why do I want to buy all of this?
It’s her voice, she’s a catholic siren! I’m not catholic and she makes me want all this shit!
Hahahaa
I'm sitting here like "damn, maybe I do I need some prayer cards" 😂😂
😂
Those deep red rosary beads are calling to me.
The ”you said I should shut up” made me sad. Your voice is great, and gave me good tingles too. Talk all you want ❤️
Noooooooo
Don't lie to this man
Yes I love his voice
The way she says “rozhry” really does it for me
Came for this comment! Can't wait to pray that rozhury.
I was wondering if I was missing something...
I was raised Catholic and who pronounces it that way?!
I wonder if it's a reference to Mother Angelica who used to say it that way
And what about that pouch!
5:06 Those prayers cards are rubbish! There is no important stats like: Height; Strength; or Holy Rank so you can battle with your friends.
Fun fact: There is an actual card game with biblical figures on them that DO have those stats pretty much.
That would be really cool to play that game. It would have a little irony also because you might "control" our creator. Divine power in hands of "creations" we are if you know what I mean. ;)
@@mat_tee if you want to play this is the Wikipedia for it. You can find it in most bible supply stores. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redemption_(card_game)
@@mat_tee the Greek Gods could never control Zeus, but they could manipulate him. I guess that's the basis of a game! Lol
@@juliaboon9741 Huh! A bit rough around the edges but a game nonetheless! That’s super interesting.
Ok say what you want but there’s no way I could confidently say “silver swivel lobster claw clasp” live on air
Agree! She’s a skilled speaker. I’ve been watching her videos for weeks now, thanks to this one. I always notice the lobster claw clasp descriptions.
If I said it, it'd be more like "sivel swiver loster caw class"
The way she picks stuff up and puts them down, never breaking her eye contact with the camera. Unsettling.
My guess is she's watching a monitor
@@25maxman No. She is focused reading text on monitor. She practiced picking up stuff . Must have.
And the constant smile. Its not trustworthy.
The lord guides her hands.
She does at 9:27
My tingles : TRIGGERED
My values : TRIGGERED
😂
Thanks for checking out my stuff I feel honored 😅 love your channel merci beaucoup
For reaaal I was thrown for a loop when that intro REALLY got going.
Ahhh that was banger of a comment 👌👌
"Values"
I bet if she was wearing the hijab and preaching the same stuff, you'd have a very different tone, take your fake outrage elsewhere you pathetic stooge.
I’m constantly torn between being soothed by her voice and wanting to howl with laughter. Ultimately, I fall asleep giggling.
:) even my sweet grandmother :) who doesn't recognise us because of her dementia :)
I’m cackling
I felt bad but laughed anyway.
I just kinda went 👀 “what”
oh my god, that was scary because i scrolled right onto your comment as she was saying this and i was so confused
I found it pretty sweet in a way too.
“Now that Sister Angelica is dead (RIP by the way), I’m searching for the new ASMR Catholic Queen 👸” 😂😂😂
I spit all over my room 🤣 Omg I’m screaming 🤣🤣
LMFAOOOO
Aaahhhh!🤣🤣🤣 I watched Sister Angelica and Jack Van Impe for ASMR!!!
So rude
This is the best comment, my thoughts exactly 😹
I love how she already has bought the Pokémon ‘Christian Jesus’ cards and album for her son for when he gets older. He will be so popular at school.
Do you think he will trade with me
Yeah, the most popular kid at his home school.
*Your seconded sentenced slayed me.* 😂👍🏾
Wild!
You seem like you grew up with stupid parents.
I can’t believe I’m losing sleep at 2am on a weekday just because I can’t stop looking. This is so baffling and intriguing.
It's 4:20 in the morning, I can't stop!😭
That’s me right now it’s just about 2 lol
literally same wtf
The Kool Aid is strong with this one.
Same!
'Pray to stop abortion' made me choke with laughter, not because of the content but the delivery.
lol same. I was boutta take a drink too. Probably would've spat it out XD
In the famous words of Joshua Graham, "You cant expect God to do all the work."
@@greencumulon6830 or will die if they carry a baby to term or forcing the birth of babies with conditions like osteogensis imperfecta (very short and very painful lives both in and out of utero unless aborted). I'll never be one to say "come one come all for abortions" but ya, there definitely need to be exceptions.
I was sleeping and my eyes shit wiee open like wtf 😂😂
@Connected Brainstorm not really. You cant murder something that was never born, nothing but a cell :p
she presents the items as if she’s intentionally doing asmr… it’s amazing…
The blatant materialism is amusingly bold considering the Christian context.
JESUS WANTS YOU TO CATCH EM ALL!
They also sold indulgence in the past. And with ‘they’ I mean not all of them.
But hey, this religious TVselling could also be seen as something positive. One buys something they like, to sponsor their group. A win-win I guess?
God believes in the free market
@@ihatecorpsehusband7147 That would be something.
You obviously have never heard of the Catholic Church..
This woman is a great salesperson. I'm not even religious and she got me considering lol
honestly the little st dymphna key chain was low key adorable
@Mister Kazama I think because she's so calm and gentle it makes you want to trust her, and in turn, purchase from her.
I realized they get high from this belief. It looks like she's taken a shot of heroin when introducing items
Right! 🤣🤣🤣
Dang it, I’m an impulse shopper. The holy cards holder is tempting me. 😂
1:35 "I'm not going to comment on her haircut" is a really underrated line ;)
“Yes, but do you have an ultra-rare Shiny Jesus card?”
No but I got the special edition holy spirit, its got 150 hp and hyper beam
Holographic foil Jesus
Those are in the Holy Card booster packs, she’s only selling the starter packs here
I honestly think this could be applied to football/soccer. You have your yellow and red cards but for completely unacceptable behaviour you get the shiny jesus card!
That was too funny
Ah yes - my favorite part about religion...the consumerism.
This isn't the Church. It's a Catholic tv network run by a convent and their employees. They act as middle men for privately made merch as a fundraising to pay for content. They do this instead of airing commercials.
A lot of the stuff they carry is produced by small companies, sometimes run by just one Catholic family.
So, this isn't exactly what it looks like.
@@melissasaint3283 they don't care. They're all leftists who want to throw out their narrative cause they dislike God. They're too lazy to do their research about anything and do stick to their narrative cause it suits what they want to see
@@justinjustinjustin10 Speaking of doing no research and sticking to your narrative - I’m not a leftist. I’m a very devout Christian. You inferred a great deal from me making a comment about the church selling merch. But I guess if that’s what you need to do in order to carry on with your fear mongering against anyone who doesn’t align perfectly with your views - have at it.
@@jh1328 apparently you didn't. EWTN is a news organization. They are worldwide and preach the one true faith. And you knock on people making beautiful things to sell to support their life and also help fund the network. You act as if anything catholic related goes into one giant catholic bank account. So no, you don't do your research.
@@justinjustinjustin10 What research? There’s no research to be done. I made a comment on commercialization of faith-based merchandise like holy cards and figurines of St. Nick watching over baby Jesus. If you can’t see that as being silly, then we just don’t see eye to eye. But I’m sure you’ll comment back with something deflecting so you can press send and think, “Yeah, I got him good.” There’s nothing you can say to upset me or make me feel like I’ve done something wrong, so...have at it. I legitimately wish you the best. Ease up a bit on what you take seriously. There are a lot of issues to take seriously when it comes to your faith, but I don’t think this is one of them.
i'm so tempted to buy the "my holy cards" book just to put kpop photocards in it
ouu that's not 😭
i’d buy it if there was a black or pink version
eh, go for it. Jesus might be a stan.
I get that weird Black Mirror surrealism from their general behavior. Huh
for me it’s the fact she doesn’t break eye contact to pickup items. she doesn’t glance down to grab them. it’s really disorienting and unnatural
@@user-of6sk8jf2j yes I noticed that as well and wonder if there’s an actual mirror behind the camera so she can see what she’s doings. Strange.
@@user-of6sk8jf2j She does at 9:27
For me it was the clouds background and the white light
Just like in the moverinos
When she was talking about the rosary pouch and listed all the things it can hold, like rosaries, holy cards, credit cards and then laughed and said “maybe even...” I thought she would for sure say “your gun”. That would have been the most American thing ever 😂
"Your silver hollow silver cross filled with cocaine, just for that one early bump"
@@mai4319 Cruel Intentions
That's the Baptists. This is Catholic and the hierarchy tends to be anti gun.
I can't even cope emotionally with the Kneeling Santa With Sleeping Baby Jesus statue, just for the unintentional implication that Santa Claus was one of the three wise men or something and present at the birth of Christ
"Many people struggle with mental health and many Saints did as well" wow, now I know who I'm going to be, my path is clear
I am not a Catholic but that really blessed me because it's true. Mental health issues are not a disease and sometimes they afflict people who also love God and His word. If you struggle do keep reaching out to God and read his word and get hold of His promises. X
"THE LORD IS IN THE MIX!" - Joan D'Arc
I find the mini Christian Pokémon card binder infinitely hilarious
Mental isn’t it. Gotta catch them all 😂
I wonder if Jesus is more like mewtwo or charizard
Strutting down the street like a big shot because I got a holographic Francis of Assisi.
@@andrewjenkins9965 oh my god lmaOoo
Seriously! That’s my favorite.
It's fascinating how you can be made calm and put to sleep even when hearing a lot of stuff that you actually are not ok with.
"Not ok with" grow some balls holy cow
Maybe he is non religious or atheist or from different religion .@@joemamabidendementia
@@joemamabidendementiastay mad
@@joemamabidendementia I've grown three in the meantime, happy new year:🏀🏀🏀
This is like watching an SNL sketch that just won’t stop 😂
I never even knew this actually existed. Buuuut yeah it is.
The character Stefan comes to mind -
@@bluetea6163 Oh my gosh, you’re so right!
Hahahahja
This absolutely has the air of a comedy sketch, the uncanny positivity, stereotypical tv ad filming, right down to that derpy accent lol. So surreal hard to believe its actually real.
I hope you enjoy this as well (and I hope it goes without saying that I don't promote the statements made on the EWTN channel, it's about the ASMR for me:)
I like when you talk between clips and tell us about things! U have a very soothing voice as well so it doesn’t bother me at all!! Keep up the good work- love the channel!!🥰
Oh and u found a real gem at the end with the young girl! if you can find more clips/make loops of her it would be awesome! It’s so weird being an atheist that all my favorite ASMR clips seem to be religious or spiritual! 🥰😇
It's pretty sad that you have to explain yourself, people who believe in the lord have their beliefs just like atheists do. No one should have to explain themselves.
I loved your reviews in the beginning!!
Just found your channel and you ASMR voice is amazing. I haven’t been having tingles for a while but you brought them back! Thank you ☺️
I can’t tell if she’s being held against her will or if she’s about to hold me against mine.
It’s the bob ross of God
💀😂
But Bob Ross *is* God.
@@nadineproost1766 he’s more like Zeus
Bob Ross was a Christian.
Like a quiet Billy Mays, if you will.
Why is the enormous portrait of Mother Angelica on the set sending me?? And your commentary on the other hosts. 😂
She's basically the founder of this Network
@@DianeCooperTW mother Angelica seems so sweet
I'll say one thing, this is a good learning tool. I didn't know anything about a lot of these Saints till I watched this. She is also great at explaining things. I'm not Catholic and I still want to buy some of these things... She's great at what she does
I kinda want to buy stuff too now--I won't, but damn that's consumerism at it's finest 😆
I’d better get my earphones for this one, anyone overhearing this is going to get concerned.
dude, youve found that perfect soft spoken voice. dont listen to people saying not to speak.
even some of the biggest asmr creators have trouble controlling their voice at that level. they always seem to oscillate in and out of speaking and whispering that often annoys me, but you're really good at deliberately maintaining a steady low voice and pleasantly trailing off into a whisper at the end of your thoughts. just had to show appreciation for you speaking. it sounds silly, but i swear not many can capture the essence of true asmr speaking. well done.
Wow I'm honored that you're here, LOVE your space videos and everything you do!
You both do very well I'm a big fan of both of you guys
I agree, and that changing between whisper and soft speaking really irritates me too. Sometimes I find a good vid but just have to click off, idk what it is about that but it bothers me too. I think maybe it’s not knowing what to expect, and the switch from whisper to soft speaking suddenly is jarring when you’re about to fall asleep lol
1000% true
Let's Find - I agree with your comment.
24:16 had me howling with laughter. The shade of the “secular artwork”!!!
I can just feel just the passive aggressiveness she gives off through my screen lol
God forbid
Your comment should be at a least ten thousand Likes.
St. Dymphna pendant: "oh, nice"
St. Dymphna button magnet: "oh, ok"
St. Dymphna cartoon keychain: "umm... "
Ummm it's called a CLIP ON, it's in the bible
Considering she had her throat cut or beheaded by her father it is a cruel irony to see her life turned into a necklace 👀
I just wanna know when the St. Dymphna Funko Pop is coming out.
@@SuperJ1337 Haha i would buy it
This comment made me laugh out loud lololol
I love how she’s describing thing in detail to help with those who are blind
The blind must spend Moneeey for God as well! 😂😂
@@Jazzgin No one forces anyone to spend money on Catholic trinkets "for God"
@@SanctusPaulus1962 not forcing. Manipulating.
@@Jazzgin Manipulating how?
@@SanctusPaulus1962 abusing people’s faith.
I’m not Catholic but I could listen to her all day.
Ro-SH-ary? Isn't it a ROSE-ARY?
I thought the same thing lol she said it with the -SH as I read your comment lololol
ok so just putting it out there and not really caring how weird I sound but as a Catholic I can SMELL this damn video... coffee, donuts, and church basement.
That weird cherry soap comes to mind when I think of Sunday school
Literallyyyyyy I can literally smell it. It’s kinda nostalgic ngl 💀
Growing up in the 80s in England, every church based activity always involved adults drinking instant coffee out of those brown see through glass mugs. Children would get a white plastic cup of orange squash to drink and the biscuits would usually be milk biscuits, rich tea, digestives, maybe bourbons if you're lucky.
My old school protestant church of Christ that my Grandma went to for 40 years, that had 25 members smelt like that too!
That feels nostalgic for something I’ve never experienced. I wanna be in a church basement with coffee and donuts… I’m gonna cry
The accuracy of her speaking is ASMR to me.
"Now, these wonderful items are handcrafted in godless China, made by little child hands for you."
A lot of times these items are made by nuns in convents, or small businesses run by Catholic families.
every catholic knows religious items always say "made in Italy"
@@joro4755 I was raised Catholic and my rosaries were made in China.
No they are not made in China, most of the items are made in Israel or Italy, also you are very prejudice, they sell this to raise money for the church
@@k.pacificnw02134 why do you lie? You aren't fooling anyone, you are extremely prejudice and the relics are made in Israel, Italy and other parts of the middle east
This channel owner is the most politically, religiously, and ideological neutral person when it comes to the content he puts out. I really very much appreciate your professionalism. Thank you.
He is Swiss, after all
Has he posted any left-leaning/anti-religious content as extreme as this?
@@Bigkrisp_Man idk, but i don't think those kinds of demographics make as much stuff that could be unintentional asmr 💀 i could see Carl Sagen or david Attenborough being relaxing, idk if hes released any of that stuff but i wouldn't be surprised either way
16:16 I wonder if she got her car blessed through monthly instalments, or if she splurged on the full yearly coverage.
My grandmother would always leave this channel on the tv and I'd sometimes just stare...now that I'm older I realize it was triggering asmr lol
My mom watched it a lot too and we are not Catholics. I would find myself getting mesmerized by Sister Angelica. I imagine it was the ASMR that hooked my mom (and me too when I watched with her)
I loved watching Father Benedict Groeschel. His voice was the ultimate ASMR experience.
My Nana did, too!!
Or maybe she had dementia and didn't recognize you anymore?
Same but with qvc
Does anyone know the release date for Holy Cards Diamond and Pearl?
You have to unlock the Platinum and Titanium packs 1st...
The holy cards Catholics have the most of, are mementos/requests for prayer handed out at wakes and funerals.
They usually have religious art, the image and information of the deceased, and a prayer.
@@melissasaint3283 kjffhh&
@@melissasaint3283 you completely missed the joke
@@MyvIsLove2 No, I'm old. I know what Pokemon is. But people probably don't realize they're making fun of something that is largely used to remember, grieve and honor deceased loved ones and friends.
As someone who sees EWTN frequently it was weird to see this being made into an ASMR. But her voice is calming and gentle, so I guess it fits? Not what I was expecting to find browsing UA-cam at 3 AM.
It's not terrifying if you don't look directly in her eyes.... o.o
The lights are on, but nobody's home...
😂😂😂
She’s just a shell 👁👄👁
@@watchucallme Robots are programmed you know? XD
🤣😂 she is freaking me out!
This intro is pure comedy
I'm a raised Catholic (now agnostic), so this is very amusing to me with how blatantly she's pushing material items when Catholicism doesn't really push the need for physical items and focuses more on following the word of God (in my church atleast). Gotta do what you gotta do to make that income I guess 😂
@@gingechicken7394 /watch?v=qeFjLcQNqV0 Take 7 minutes out of your day to watch this please.
@@TGQwerty first of all, I can't click the link, second of all, if you're trying to get me to convert back or believe that there is for sure a God/be Christian, I'm going to politely say no thank you. I respect your faith, you should respect mine. I appreciate the reach out but the second you try to force me to watch/listen/read something I don't want to, it becomes inconsiderate and I'm going to tune out. I'm not going to try and convince you to be agnostic, please don't try to convince me to be Christian. You're welcome to your own faith, but it's not mine.
Bro I was ROLLING......lmao!
@@gingechicken7394 nah bruh. Trying to get you to better define yourself. Agnostic isnt really a thing... look up theism vs athiest chart. I think cosmic skeptic has a good video on it. People say they are agnostic all the time but it really doesnt mean much unless you also state what you are comparing it to. Like I claim myself as an "Agnostic Athiest" while Catholics would be classified as gnostic theists.
i love this so much! emily perfect choice love mother angelica as well :) its uncanny this is a thing because years ago before i became catholic i used to leave the gem seller channel on all day because of the same experience of it being relaxing the slowly spinning gems or jewelry with the host describing it in detail was always very calming for me so now having converted and i have catholic things in my home now, this is really special in a whole new way :) GBY
I can't decide if I should stay for the asmr or leave with my values in tact lol
Leave !!! Your values need some serious work and you need to get cracking on them. Be at peace.
Stay. It's good comedy to listen to those who truly think they are safe in a bubble. XD
Lol. I was thinking the same thing. But it’s very funny.
@@lorileclaire281 you should comfort yourself by watching a few abortion vids. That will out a smile back on your face and your “values” will be intact. Nothing like corpses of dead babies to make you feel yourself again.
@@quentinquentin6752 it's funny how u think there is gonna be a corpse inside a woman's body lol the fetus doesn't even have shape yet. get some biology lessons
She looks like the kind of girl in school who would try to 'pray the gay away' and insist it's for your best interest.
Stayed for the sheer absurdity of the consumerism and your super soothing voice
She’s basically Amanda Bynes’ character from Easy A
They sell merchandise to raise money for the church and your comment is very hurtful and offensive
@@Willowtree82 keep crying 😢 it was hurtful and offensive to have people try and pray my gay away while hypocritically indulging in sins like greed and materialism.
@@Willowtree82 not my problem
@@Rat-ld8xu ok but those people who did that, wasn’t this woman. You don’t know her. Stop being so judgmental.
I really want to know more about these holy cards. Do they come in rares, secret rares, etc? Do they have each of the saints stats on them? Genuinely curious.
its the the chibi priests on keychains for me.. lmfao
The saint keychains are inexpensive gifts for children, usually of their namesake. What's funny about that?
@@rhinippo stop being offended. they look like knock-off funko toys lol
"cool keychain! what tv show?? :D"
"... its baby jesus"
@@chelcece7975 I'm not in the least bit offended, just confused by some of the comments ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
"Chibi priests" :D They were the funniest part alongside with plushy Jesus & Mary.
“The chibi priests” sounds like a Japanese metal band
Who told you to shut up? They should shut up. I like your commentary.
I think it’s like that meme of women putting themselves on every Photo of other stuff they want to photograph. ASMR videos don’t need any commentary or introduction. There is nothing to add but ones own ego
Right?!? I don't care what he talks about! I'd probably rather hear him talk about nothing than hear about the products.
@@squattingheads This is his personal channel though, as opposed to the much larger main one where he doesn’t speak at all.
@@squattingheads but his voice is better asmr than the videos he is introducing 😊
I agree! I loved the commentary part. His voice is so good for ASMR
I was stressed out then thought about this video which reminded me to go through my rosary collection (coming from a catholic family lol). I figured I might as well pray the rosary whenever I feel my worst. Then I fell into the rabbithole of how to actually pray the rosary and each mystery the decades represent.
"My sweet grandmother, who doesn't recognize us bc of her dementia"
*sneaks myself into the will*
[Sees bobble-head keychain clip-on] "Hey, is that the new St. Dymphna?!"
Omg I’m dying with these comments 🤣
Why yes, it is
These comments give me life. People are so funny! 😂😂
“Yes, it is! Seven more payments and it’s all mine, baby!”
Bro those tiny saint clip ons are CUTE! Give me a John the Baptist USB keychain with a removable head!
ok but the pink guardian angel rosary is so cute
Fr
16:15
I love how she tells the car blessing story like it’s so funny and relatable
“And I have mine entrusted to the immaculate heart because it’s blue 🤣🤣”
Well I admire the conviction of her....convictions. And hearing her say, “think of my sweet grandma - who can’t recognize us because of her dementia...” in her sweet happy little faithful voice is tragic, creepy and funny as all get-out.
I found it so randomly morbid 😂
Looks like god didn’t stop the dementia, so much for miracles 🤷♂️
Why is that creepy? A lot of us have family members who have had dementia. It’s not some taboo thing we shouldn’t talk about.
it's the fact that religious people can spin such a horrible thing like talking about a family member slowly deteriorating from dementia and in the same breath saying... '' Wow, isn't God so wonderful and loving and kind, now buy some of this merchandise that's based on this God''.
a being that allows such horrible things to happen to his ''beloved'' is a monster and not really a being that deserves to be worshipped. @@Abril-1234
@@lordhoweproductions3733the idea that god doesn’t exist because people suffer is truly simplistic.
ngl when the first thing she pulled out was holy cards I couldn't stop laughing. Like pokemon cards, but jesus
It's weird that they're selling them, you can get them at actual Churches for free and they give them out at Catholic schools for free
@@radishjuice8662 not supporting it but their selling the book to put the cards in
@@A.F247 they mentioned they sell the cards with the book
When she said "The Blessed Virgin" I burst out laughing so loud
@Deus Vult Just turned 5 last month actually. Thanks for asking!
The Mother Teresa mug with the suffering quote is honestly chilling, not enough people know but she refused her patients and impoverished people modern medical care and let them suffer. Because she thought that was more important than real aid or healing. Her homes for the sick were compared to concentration camps as they refused to follow well-known sanitation practices that led to more pain and death for her “patients” and wouldn’t take them to nearby hospitals, letting them needlessly die or have long-term damage.
She, of course, went to an american hospital with the best care when she fell ill.
Her legacy is one of destruction and suffering indeed. I haven’t even touched on how much she affected sex education and the generational poverty that attributed to in Calcutta.
Edit: I really enjoyed this and like when you talk!
I never knew this, sounds horrible .. I'll have to read more about her
I have studied in a convent school funded by mother Teresa's NGOs .. and i remember they use to have free classes for tribal kids in evening! We were not allowed to even see wat happens in evening classes. Only Christian students were allowed to voulnteer if at all. So once I sticked with my Christian friend..and then some how they probably ignored me and I was able to to voulnteer in evening classes . It's sad, that I saw them teaching anti hindu rhetoric , they were talked about how hindu gods are all fake and demon and as kids this is the right time for you to accept Jesus, then they gave them free food , a compact bible and other stuff. My friend said 'im sorry that u have to witness this' .
I was very disappointed and sad watching them say all those things in the name of "education"
Sorry but that's a completely bogus story that circulated around the time of her death to try to hurt her legacy.
@Camille
Maybe you should stop lying.
@@SPEARHEADGLOBAL They were telling the truth.
The chibi St Dymphna is sending me 😂Honestly these saints must be spinning in their reliquaries at the sight of all this tat being sold in their names hundreds of years later.
The chibi was adorable kkkkkk
Ok but lowkey love the chibi Dymphna pendant
*I have religious trauma, I don’t know why I’m watching this lol*
Was just thinking this myself, it’s triggering.
sorry :/
@@Mike-gd4zd what baptist cult?
Same lol it's okay though i was never Catholic luckily
Anger and ASMR is a curious mix
I love that christians paint angels like the prettiest things ever while the bible actually describes them as horrific locking creatures XD
Not all. Some biblical angels came in human form.
@@eileenellenberger9240 which one. The Christophany in Daniel or the one at the empty tomb.
Where?
Yes, you are correct. Angels are creatures. That is why anytime a Holy angel was sent to bring a message, they said “fear not.” However, as someone else said, they do also visit in human form.
Catholics. Let’s be specific.
Your voice is the most relaxing part of all your vids. I love when you’re spliced between other creators/content.
Put me down for also liking your voice. I like that this channel has more of your personality included in the videos and edits, as opposed to your Best Unintentional
Yes make whole recordings of u!
No that’s the worst
Idk why but I burst out laughing when she said "How special is this?!" when talking about the holy water
Why
@@Chiratalg They are selling water that hasn't been blessed and calling it special.
@@thefadingmoonlight 😂😂😂
Okay but how she's says it too is hilarious.
@@Chiratalg lol really!?
I’m not religious but those items are so pretty
“I’m not gonna comment on her haircut” gave us more info than you actually commenting on her haircut 😩😂
THE PROLIFE BABY ONESIE IM SCREAINGGF💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Bro imagine your abortion fails and at your baby shower someone gets you a prolife onesie 💀
@@LightRosey247 NOOOOOOOOO HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
@@LightRosey247 LANAAMSNOOKSNSN
😭😭😭😭😭😭
TIMESTAMP????
She seems soft, quiet, and demure but she'll be the first one to act like the crazy religious woman from The Mist
I reckon she goes like a steam train in bed!
From what i've seen, she used to go to rallies against Planned Parenthood
@@stevegray5263 omg 🤣🤣🤣
Rip mother angelica, I never knew she passed away.
Racist
@@vp5633???
@@vp5633 ???
I miss Mother Angelica 😢
I guess she's hocking holy wares up in Paradise, now...😭😭😭
you could’ve made an educated guess, she was 92 fųcking years old 🧟♀️
I’d never heard of the religious catalogue channel, but now I plan on blasting it when I go home for the summer. I’m going to make a drinking game out of it.
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this asmr is so good its almost got me considering catholicism
I felt the sister‘s „we sure need the lord, urgh“
Don't shut up. I like your voice.
“The errors of Protestantism?” Come at me bro!
ua-cam.com/play/PLG8ujnM0COm6TzQc8YwjQzYEizTOX4bkC.html
Bro leave Protestantism and become Orthodox
“Everyone should really have their car blessed”
You should get it done at least once a year, the blessing wears off after about 10000 miles
You know what I really thought blessing the car was extra until I did not follow that tradition, and I was the only one getting in car accidents lol
😂 😂 😂
I sage mine occasionally.
whole new meaning to jesus take the wheel
I really enjoy the sections of you talking about the specific things shown in each video. I don’t know why people would not want that inbetween.
Looking forward to the next bedtime show!
I agree completely!
I fell asleep listening to this and dreamt a coworker was chasing me around describing this stuff. I couldn't shut her up. 🤣
She holds everything so delicately 🙏🏾🙏🏾
relaxing voice but I cant shake the feeling that this woman looks completely brainwashed
Looks can be deceiving.
@@limite4156 Yes the catholic church has made christianity look bad.
She gone
She’s literally just reading off of a monitor, the same way most news presenters will, you’re just exaggerating because she’s religious
@@sandwich5164 No, slander against the Catholic Church has made Christianity look bad. Protestantism, namely the more extreme American Christians have made it look bad, Catholicism has been progressive and a force for good
The mental health part was so amazing! Comforting! God bless yall xoxo
As an ex Catholic, I can say that they are into the swag for sure.
What made you leave? If you don’t mind me asking
@@lilacangel1275 I believe it's all a racket and I don't believe in the supernatural. The natural world is good enough for me without any magic sprinkles.
I was raised as a catholic by my mom, and most of my family is catholic as well. I took the first three sacraments and even went to a catholic school, before rejecting religion and its institutions as a whole. I have been living as an atheist for 10 years now and let me tell you, life's going better than it was when i was a catholic.
@@examichelle Catholicism wasn't the only religion I followed, but the one I was born into and after stepping away from it all, I felt liberated at last. Now if I could only get the time invested in it all back.
Is Catholicism more strict than Christianity?
This video just made me remember my first ASMR experiences as a child when I used to watch QVC and Home Shopping Network on Saturday mornings.
There is so much irony in this video that you can basically bathe in it. I've never been soothed and incensed at the same time before 😂
I had my first ASMR experience back in 07, while living alone in LA . I had panic attacks at night, but I noticed twice a week I wouldn't, on those nights I had been watching Jack and Rexella Van Impe, mid west husband and wife televangelists/doomsday prophets. Rexella will read gloomy headlines from around the world, and Jack, with Bible verses, concludes the world's end. I found both voices calming, Jack died 2020, but it's still my go to unintentional ASMR when I can't sleep.
Yes, totally agree, love those two!
Oh wow. That's very interesting! I admire how doomsday stories calmed u down! In a way, it is the same way for me, when i watch Forensic Files despite the harrowing tales of murder etx. It was the narrator's voice and streamlined editing of the show that would put me to sleep. Sometimes, it's the weirdest things that give me asmr. Also, at urgent care or hospital settings when the nurses type, take my blood pressure, i instantly calm down for some odd reason.
Rexella Van Impe is a vampire’s name if I’ve ever heard one.