Hooked In My Woods

Another funny song about getting hooked fishing while being "free"
Lyrics:
[Verse]
Out in the forest, where the river runs deep,
Casting my line, in the morning mist I keep,
Naked as God made me, feeling wild and free,
Thought I hooked a big one, but it hooked me.
[Verse 2]
That line tugged back, I thought it was a fish,
But oh Lordy, that hook flew and snagged my... uh... twig,
Now I'm standin' here, in a predicament so crude,
With a hook in my weaner, now what do I do?
[Chorus]
Hook in my weaner, Lord, I need a hand,
Out in the forest, this is not what I planned,
No fish on the line, just pain that’s true,
With a hook in my weaner, I don’t know what to do.
[Verse 3]
Ran through the forest, callin' out in pain,
Hoping a miracle might ease this disdain,
Saw a deer passin' by, didn't stop to aid,
Guess even nature won’t watch this escapade.
[Verse 4]
Found a shady spot, sat myself on the ground,
Tried to work the hook, lookin' all around,
Caught between laughing and crying, oh my aching soul,
That hook in my weaner has taken quite a toll.
[Chorus]
Hook in my weaner, Lord, I need a hand,
Out in the forest, this is not what I planned,
No fish on the line, just pain that’s true,
With a hook in my weaner, I don’t know what to do.