Gloryhammer - Apocalypse 1992 (lyrics)
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- Опубліковано 27 січ 2017
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What if
You wanted to rule the multiverse,
But the 13th knock-off of your old enemy said,
FLY HIGH THROUGH APOCALYPSE SKIES!
Let's just appreciate how hard time Demons have on Mars;
- Angus Mcfife
- The Doomslayer
- The Adeptus Mechanicus
Sailor Mars (In 1992 as well)
If an official video for this song ever gets made, I pray that Wind Rose will feature as the astral dwarves and Grailknights will get to be the Spaceknights or Questlords
Stop, I can only get so erect
Sadly it will never happen
Oh hell yes.
@@donterrenoalto4235 not with that attitude
@@Walk1ngParAd0xX boundaries will be broken
"THEN THEY DIED"
I'm dead. This is beautiful.
MWAH AH AH
As dead as Astral Dwarves of Aberdeen.
Are you an astral dwarf from Aberdeen, perchance?
I still remember the first time I realised that Gloryhammer had consistent and chronological lore throughout their songs, and I listened to this album from start to finish, reading every single lyric.
Years later and they are still one of my favourite bands of all time. HAIL HOOTS!
The Hootsman, saving the galaxy and letting Angus to take all the glory since 1992.
He became god for it, so I'd say it's a fair trade.
The Ultimate Bro.
The sacrifice of angus XIII will be never forget
Hail to Hoots
He is the only reason they defeated zargothrax last time as well, though he became king of unst thanks to that
"...then they died!" POUR ONE OUT FOR MY HOMIES, THE ASTRAL DWARVES!
Barbarian Cyborg powered by a neutron Star.
*calls DM* "Hey, I've got a character question..."
"... And you want this neutron star powered by what, exactly?"
"Well, beer, but cheap cider works the best."
@@firstconsul7286 I'll allow it. As long as it's not Iron City beer, because it'll be catastrophically bad without anything happening to it.
@@firstconsul7286 Why not Cola? That'd be SUUUPER
@@firstconsul7286 a neutron star is the power source.It doesn't need to be powered by anything.The sun we orbit doesn't need to be powered by anything.
@@azraelthe4758 It's a joke from one of their shows I watched here on YT, where Thomas says the Hootsman's neutron heart is powered by cheap beer.
I am a astral dwarf and i'm diggin' a hole
Diggy diggy hole
Diggy diggy wormhole
The tower is high and mighty!
We cannot climb the walls!
We must find our way through the secret tunnels of the dwarves!
I am an astral dwarf and I'm digging your grave
I am an astral dwarf and i'm diggin' an astral hole
In your arse.
Remember kids, The cosmic rage will only drive you to an early grave.
Nothing better than astral grudges
Destroying a planet to save the galaxy?
the Imperium approves.
But the planet was Holly Terra
@@konnosx1213 But they opened a portal to another Holy Terra...
@@marcusalm7350 THERE IS ONLY ONE HULLY TERRA YOU VILE ABSOLUTE HERETIC
Comparing every example of over-the-top to 40k is overplayed.
But in the name of Tanith is it abnormally fitting here.
"Why would the sapient species of this planet call it Dirt?"
Bad guys: liberate the multiverse from slavery and fear
Good guys: destroy planet Earth and all Dundee
Well, "liberate" here refers to them annihilating everyone by releasing a Diabolical God from another dimension who wants to consume the universe basically.
@@mordraug So, they will be free from sadness, anger, and loss. Free from suffering through work. Sounds good, but I still want to live.
Well, it was just a model ... ....
Think about it, when he said liberate the multiverse from slavery and fear, he meant that he planned on killing everyone to stop them from feeling anything.
7evenProductions so essentially the third impact from Evangelion
Angus: *follows Zargothrax into the wormhole "for the eternal glory of Dundee"*
Angus: *Ends up in a different reality where Dundee is an evil empire*
Angus XIII: "FML!!!!"
Well. We should not forget about the "Unicorn invasion of Dundee. " Zargothrax over took Dundee by using army of undead unicorns. This is why he also known as "The dark Lord of the Dundee" (And was able to actually access Dwarven caverns under the citadel of Dundee) so only thing changed is Dundee was bad from the start and unicorn invasion didn't happened. And makes chaos wizards... Good? (I don't really know). And why did demon war on Mars happened again? Was that a decoy of some sort. Or was is misunderstanding. Cus' leader of demon army says he will "liberate the multiverse of slavery and fear " Why would a bad guy do such a thing. Hmmm. Dat lore is to thick for me.
@@zizan2071
So Dundee was good initially but after Zargothrax took over it in the first album TFTKOF, it became a frozen wasteland infested with Monsters while Zargothrax pined away in his Citadel until the Forces of Justice handed him his first known defeat.
In the second album the War over the Skies of Mars was indeed a gigantic distraction while Zargo sneaked deep beneath the Citadel of Dundee's caverns while no serious force was guarding it.
This was confirmed in the plot explanation segments of dialogue in the booklet for Space 1992: ROTCW.
To the best of our knowledge the only confirmed person residing on Earth to know of the Kor-Viliath ritual aside from Zargothrax is Ralathor. This last bit is.just speculation though as the Astral Dwarves likely had an idea and, by proxy, Prince Angus XIII himself.
The Chaos Wizards believe they will "discover new world's, and conquer galaxies!" So they're selfish bastard who.just want conquest and power.
It's Zargothrax who believed his actions would "Liberate the multiverse from slavery and fear!". The dark sorcerer's philosophy being that to end all misery and pain in the multiverse he must kill everything to accomplish this grand feat. An understandable ideal, but built with a mad man's logic of 'tear down the whole building so the only way is up'.
This much was confirmed by Christopher Bowes himself on Reddit under his.username u/HyperChrisZ.
This is likely the reason he wishes to achieve Apotheosis (mortal attaining Godhood) in the third album, since in the new, comparatively primitive dimension he cannot contact his home world and gain Kor-Viliath's crystal key.
Zargo warped Alternate Dundee into his own chaotic image in the time Angus had yet to appear through the wormhole. Dundee is stated to be a beautiful and glorious place before Zargo comes along and ruins everything (again).
So yeah Chaos Wizards = Very bad as fuck haha
Zargo = Seemingly has an ideal of Peace but has destroyed the lives of potentially billions of people to achieve it through his own grievous insanity.
We need a movie!
Kirk: Welcome to the Mirror Universe. Look out for the one with the goatee.
It's funny how every single album the Hootsman has to clutch the final battle yet Angus McFife or Angus McFife XIII gets the credit despite the fact that they would have lost without him. Hail Hoots!
He is the Ultimate Bro.
Hail Hoots!!!
Gloryhammer's song lyrics sound like an epic level campaign of D&D where the GM got tired of the party's shit, and they started throwing crazier and crazier enemies at them.
And the party just gets crazier and crazier along with him.
@@Skyblade12
Ah yes, 40k Old Man Henderson
This is literally the final battle we all deserve to see on the big screen.
You know what once I’m skilled enough I’m totally making gloryhammer animations
@@averysillyman69420I am holding you to that.
I hereby promise that I will follow up on this anually to remind you of your sworn mission.
@@eyesofahriman8205 This idea that I had in mind was eventually forgotten about, thanks. I guess I’ll give it a shot.
@@averysillyman69420 hype
@@nejsonsvejson9861 Why did you delete that
Because I am completely insane, I decided to translate this song into Polish, maintaining the rhyme scheme, rhythm and sense, or lack thereof. For the glory of Dundee and Kraków!
Till now I got these parts:
Zargothrax's monologue:
Z dziedziczną armią demonów przemierzę mleczne drogi
Uwalniając cały kosmos od niewoli i od trwogi!
Z antycznej galaktyki kryształowym kamieniem
Posłużę się i wygra zło; to moje przeznaczenie!
Fly through apocalypse skies:
Gnaj, gnaj, przez apokalips kraj.
Walcz by ocalić ten świat...
Jak łza jednorożca zgubiona we mgle
Chaos zatriumfuje!!!
Apokalipsa 1-9-9-4
Dwarven shenanigans:
To jest gniew... astralny gniew
Astralny gniew kosmicznych karłów z Aberdeen!
Ze swych dziur... wychodzą w bój... gniew karłów kosmicznych jest tu!
Hootsman's secret:
Głęboko wewnątrz Hootsmana drzemie serce skryte.
Barbarzyńca jest cyborgiem napędzanym dynamitem!
Od wieków niepamiętnych przemierza przestrzń, czas -
lecz by ratować ludzkość uderzy ostatni raz!
Dziękuję. Wiem jak wiele pracy to musiało zająć I głęboko podziwiam.
Downgrading a neutron star? You're not honoring Hootsman as he deserves.
Szalony jesteś XD
I can't read any of that but I applaud that you're willing to do this.
Respect
One time this nerdy friend tried to summarize his fantasy novel idea to me for an hour, this is basically what I heard.
So,it was as epic as it can be?
Yeah I'd read that fucking book
Did you retaliate by trying to explain Gloryhammer lore?
You weren't listening closer?! If someone I knew started telling me a story this insane I'd let them finish and hang off every word... you can't buy this kind of crazy, I promise. Serious people write books that are painful, where the absurd people tend never to write that shit down because it's absolutely insane and those are the *best stories* usually. At least the ones that are the most interesting because there's a literal crazy person telling it to you with this weird glint in their eye... you can't get better entertainment live without paying.
If that novel was written, please tell me what it was called. Because I really, really want to read this.
why do I have a feeling this entire band were just playing a D&D game and just said "hey, let's make a album out of our session. No harm in it, right?"
I would watch that entire campaign if they made shit like this out of it. You know some wacky stuff was going on.
I wanna watch that, too! These are master minds!
I think of how this would be a D&D Campaign all the time
This is Warhammer 40k. D&D is Twilight Force.
13stooge
“I’ll detonate my neutron heart at a certain strengtth in order for only Dundee to be destroyed”
*rolls 1*
“Ok do you did explode but instead of just destroying Dundee and zargothax you destroyed the entirety of earth”
“Wait what”
Then they died...
(Mouthful of coffee all over my laptop. Thanks a bunch Chris Bowes.)
Since the narration of this epic song is jumping all over the place, I decided to type out who is saying what, plus bonus lines from the original CD booklet:
Topazulon McGonagall VII, Herald of Dundee: 1:20 - 2:26
Angus McFife XIII, Crown Prince of Dundee: 2:41 - 2:50
Tharon-Zul, Chaos Wizard: 2:52 - 3:00
Ser Proletius, Grand Master of the Spaceknights of Crail: 3:01 - 3:19
The Heroes of Dundee: 3:20 - 3:41
The Astral Dwarves of Aberdeen: 4:06 - 4:14
Zargothrax, Dark Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty: 4:16 - 4:22
The Astral Dwarves of Aberdeen: 4:23 - 5:01
Lamentations of the Armies of Light: 5:15 - 5:28
Zargothrax, Dark Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty: 5:48 - 6:07
The Heroes of Dundee: 6:08 - 6:49
Topazulon McGonagall VII, Herald of Dundee:
"The demon war raged on in the skies of Mars, as wave after wave of undead foe charged into the dwindling ranks of the forces of justice. The Dwarven King of Aberdeen was dead, his armies slaughtered by a robotic space goblin. The Questlords of Inverness had fallen too, obliterated by an infinity bomb which erased their existence from all of history. The Knights of Crail were once again defeated by the chaos wizard Tharon-Zul, while making a noble defense of the moon Phobos. Now only Angus McFife XIII and The Hootsman survived, preparing to make a final stand against the massed ranks of evil. Meanwhile on planet Earth, in the caverns beneath Dundee, a mysterious figure watched from the shadows as the evil sorcerer Zargothrax prepared to summon an evil being of unimaginable terror into the galaxy..."
Ralathor, mysterious Hermit of Cowdenbeath: 7:08 - 7:18
Topazulon McGonagall VII, Herald of Dundee:
"The mysterious figure was none other than Ralathor, the Hermit of Cowdenbeath! He realised that if Zargothrax would succeed in opening the chaosportal, Kor-Virliath would devour not just all of planet Earth... but the entire galaxy. The demon war of Mars had just been a diversion! With great haste, the mysterious hermit took flight and set off into the midst of the raging battle in space, to warn Angus McFife XIII and The Hootsman of what was about to unfold."
Hootsman, the Barbarian Warrior of Unst:
"Hoots! Ralathor arrives, to tell a dread tale... the fate of the galaxy hangs in the balance. Hellgods of the galactic nexus seek to annihilate the Space Empire of Fife!"
Ralathor, Mysterious Hermit of Cowdenbeath:
"The summoning ritual is protected by a mysterious extra-galactic crystal key, which seems to be goblonic in origin. Only the blast of a Neutronic Transnova Bomb has the power to penetrate the sourcerous forcefields."
Angus McFife XIII, Crown Prince of Dundee:
"By all the gods of Dundee! Such a powerful explosion would have dread consequences... the planet will be destroyed, and the fabric of space-time may even collapse!"
Hootsman, the Barbarian Warrior of Unst:
"And yet it must be done. Fear not, Angus. I will undertake the grim task."
Excerpt from the Dundaxian Codex: 7:36 - 7:54
Hootsman, the Barbarian Warrior of Unst: 7:55 - 8:04
Kor-Virliath, Elder God of the 18th Hell Dimension:
"It is time... it is time! My ascendancy is nigh! Soon the incantation will be complete and I will devour this insignificant galaxy!"
Topazulon McGonagall VII, Herald of Dundee: 8:05 - 8:13
Kor-Virliath, Elder God of the 18th Hell Dimension:
"Nyaaaahhhhhhh!!!"
The Heroes of Dundee: 8:14 - 8:53
Topazulon McGonagall VII, Herald of Dundee: (9:11 - 9:17)
"With a thunderous explosion of ultragravitational terrorflux, The Barbarian Warrior of Unst vaporised Earth with the Neutronic Transnova Bomb detonation of his robotic powersource. The summoning ritual of Kor-Virliath and the crystal key of the Goblin King had been destroyed... but at great cost. Cosmic infinity crackled around the black space in the heavens, as suddenly the fabric of reality began to tear. Quantum lightning exploded from the nothingness, exposing a dimensional rift in the sky. Yet the immortal sorcerer Zargothrax still was not annihilated."
Zargothrax, Dark Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty:
"No! You impudent mortal scum! One thousand years of planning... ruined by a hootsman! I swear I will have my revenge, in this space-time continuum or the next!"
Topazulon McGonagall VII, Herald of Dundee: (9:18 - 9:30)
Channeling his last shards of power, Zargothrax plunged himself through the amorphous portal in space, vanishing from this universe into another reality. Nobody could know when or where the wormhole might lead to... yet Angus McFife XIII swore that at any cost, he must find and defeat Zargothrax, no matter where he may be. And so with a final raging battle cry, he followed the dark sorcerer into the dimensional rift.
Angus McFife XIII, Crown Prince of Dundee: 9:31 - 9:34
???: 9:35 - 9:36
So, they essentially destroyed earth, dundee (and everything they were fighting for) and part of the local space time continium to stop the summoning of an Elder level demon/god from devouring all life in the galaxy (and maybe the universe) then the villain basically throw itself into a worm portal to the next universe followed by the hero to continue their fight in the next reality?
@@elvladiskov6174 That's seems correct.
@@gameupdog man, im not sure, but this is before or afther rise of chaos wizards, because if is after this, this mean they basically failed stoping the liberation or the evil wizzard from ice, or if its before this, they basically went to the same place and failed stoping him.
@@elvladiskov6174 It's long after. The Chaos Wizards liberated Zargothrax, so Angus McFife the XIII prepared for epic battle against him, and fights side by side with the barbarian warrior of Unst/the hootsman and the Space Knights of Crail to stop the newly liberated sorceror and avoid annihilation of the universe and the Space Empire of Dundee. This song is the final battle.
@@Zekromaster Thnaks, now with the new albun its even more clear :D
This is the most ridiculous, amazing, bullshit, plot to a song ever. Instant favourite.
Thank you, dear Fred, for having this video.
Silver Onions This song is art.
I'm very glad you've enjoyed the video, is important for me that people appreciate what I do:)
But is more important that people appreciate what GLORYHAMMER have done😍
listen to the entire albums... its utterly stupid & half the lyrics would be considered god-awefull in virtually any other context... yet somehow it is completly glorious and briljant.
When I first heard them I thought they were just another ridiculous 1980s European power metal band and I loved it. Then I found out it was a parody and loved it even more
i like how Fred sounds so imma call you Fred from now on
It's because it's an affectionate parody of the "heavy mithril" sub-genre of power metal. (Power metal that uses fantasy based lyrics). They basically took all the stuff from heavy mithril and turned it up to 11.
"like tears of a unicorn lost in the rain" best lyrics ever!
I relisten this song just because of this line
Also the best sci fi movie speech ever, search for Blade Runner, Roy Batty's last words.
Hey, I think I saw that film once...
"But now he must make sacrifice to save the human race."
...
"Detonates his nuclear heart DESTROYS ALL HUMAN LIFE."
Wait, what?
By that point humanity spread all over the galaxy, Hootsman destroyed just the Earth and everyone there, so humans on other planets could survive.
Coulda at least evacuated the earth first . . .
For me it rather seems like spreading the parts of human bodies across the galaxy so you can be sure that there will be something from human race in every part of the universe. Chaos and bloodshed (and Hootsman), while all the people die :D
Answering in order: DJ- no telling how many people were on Earth. but no doubt far more than the amount of space ships required to evacuate anyone. Even now - if every military vessel in all the nations navies were space flight capable - we'd probably only be able to save 1/100th of the human population. And that's if we were given a week to prepare, gather resources and get everyone together. THIS all takes place in the course of a battle.
Zargothrax is about to read off his incantation to summon the hell beast that will destroy THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE.. there was no time for anything else.. he had to act and act fast.
Julia. he had a Neutron star for a hart. there would be literally nothing left. - just space dust in the solar winds.
You do know resurrection is a thing in fiction, right?
Hootsman: "I must make this final sacrifice to save the human race!!"
*Proceeds to detonate a neutron star in his heart and supernova the very cradle of human civilization*
...shine on Gloryhammer, shine the f*** on!
How they've been able to sing at least one take of these lyrics with a straight face is the ultimate unholy secret in the universe.
"The Space Knights of Crail are first to the fight"
A place as deserved of mighty warriors.
*HAIL TO CRAIL!*
It's a tragedy how the Knights of Crail have been corrupted into evil in another dimension! A great smear on their glorious name.
@@fartz3808 Far in the east, a now force of evil is rising DEAD KNIGHTS OF CRAIL!
Under the spell of soscarer twisted desein TO DARKNES WE HAIL!
(sorry for my english, It's not my mother language😅)
@@lasttemplar2601 Masters of the Galaxy, Love that one
@@fartz3808 Album 4 makes them epic again though
I'd like to think when the Astral Dwarves from Aberdeen go into cosmic rage (berserker mode?) that they just simply cease to be when they finish, maybe the cosmic rage finishes with the dwarves going into a small supernova (Not as big as Hoots' neutron star) but still enough to clear out a good chunk of the demon hordes. This sort of stuff keeps me up at night.
I fucking love the ending referencing to the beginning of Rise of the Chaos Wizards which when combining the two titles it almost gives us the album's name , and even though that's obvious that makes this song so FUCKING GOOD OMG.
And I would also like to compliment your editing skills for this lyrics video , you've put some effort in this unlike other people would have , so thank you Fred !
Came for the music, came again for the masterful editing
Came back because of the epicness.
Me too!
I love the sheer insanity of this song's lyrics
There is absolutely NOTHING insane about space dwarves flying at light speed with crystal laser axes into hordes of cosmic demons with unmatched rage and stubby might, nope, nothing at all
With the way the sentence is structured, it sounds like the Dwarven king was launched at light speed directly onto the battle, without a spaceship.
Some poor bastard probably was crushed by that.
the dwarven king is the hootsman, lol
I see it as he used his space beard to acheave lightspeed, or just has a rocket powered laser crystal axe. Anyway, the thougt of a dwarf flying at light speed, slashing with a laser crystal axe at demon hordes while probably saying something along the lines of "OI ZARGETHREX, IM COMIN TE RIP YE NUTS OUT, FEED EM TO YE GRAN, GRIND HER TO MINCED MEAT AND FEED YE WITH IT, YE PANTSY, ROBE WEARING, ROTTEN, GOBLIN HUMPIN SACK O SHITE" is the most glorious picture in history
Dude having yourself launched into a space battle at light speed is a freakin badass way to go
Fucking *AWESOME*
@@lukastanojevic2750 That is probably the single best image I've ever had in my mind.
"Like tears of a unicorn lost in the rain" is a reference to the blade runner quote "All these moments will be lost in time like tears in the rain"
I started the 2020's hearing the words "SANCTUS, DOMINUS"
glorious glory
How's that going?
@@notronsivart All things considered, personal wise, it's one of the better years of my life
@@masterpbk Holy Lord in latin. Until you add "Infernus ad astra" When it basically becomes "DEATH TO THE STARS"
"SANCTUS, DOMINUS, *CORONA,* AD ASTRA!"
*Zargovid-19 comes riding into Dundee upon an undead coughing unicorn of war*
imagine having a d&d campaign so epic and long running that making a song thats 90% namedropping for it still ends up THIS GOOD.
I love the last part of the song, it gives off some serious Saturday morning cartoon vibes. Every time I listen to it I almost expect to hear them say "next time on Glorryhamer".
It's so hard to pick a favorite Gloryhammer song. They're all great.
I have always thought that Angus McFife XIII's battlesuit makes him look like a Green Lantern.
SiegeSquirrel 42 The design is meant to be reminiscent of Iron Man and Green Lantern. So you aint wrong there!
It's literally a painted iron man suit lol
thats was pretty much the original idea lol.
Iron Lantern, actually, from Amalgam
I dunno, I'm getting definite Spy Kids vibes
"Faster than a laser bullet"... hehe, Judas Priest :B
"like tears of.... lost in the rain", by replicant Roy Batty in Blade Runner. Not to mention replicants are some sort of cyborgs or clones. Unicorns also was dreams of replicant hunter Deckard in the same movie.
LykanDS
Bro shut up cring boomer
Learn to spell before insulting somebody, you worthless Zoomer.
I simply know that the dwarf king flew in spiling the most Scotish insults possible, prove me wrong
Kinda like Dain from "The Hobbit, the Battle of Five Armies"?
He's from astral laser mines. Why would he be scottish? Why not welsh? Why not polynesian(they have jungle dwarves in myth)?
@@liondovegm Maybe because the Scottish people have the best insults in English?
@@timothyissler3815 I've thought all day and cannot think of a worthy retort or been able to think of better regional insults without looking them up. Your response was concise and understandable. You have defended Luka Stanjevic's point of view admirably. Have a Happy Halloween.
@@liondovegm Happy Halloween to you too.
Going to Aberdeen this coming summer. Wish me luck.
Say hey to the astral dwarves for me
"Astral dwarves from Aberdeen".
Damn, I love these guys.
remember the hoots and the dwarves, rest in glorious cheese
and the whole frigin mankind
@@juanpablomoreno2518 Well the entirety of planet Earth. Mankind at this point had spread out among the stars. Hoots sacrificed Earth to stop the demon Kor-viliath from destroying the entire galaxy, if not the entire universe.
THEN THEY DIED
Zephyrus Mapping Mwahaha!
"said three hail Maries, ate my vitamins, fucked off and DIED, the end."
Ultimate Street Yacht Battle
If I was on my other account this would be near perfect but oh well.
*!!!Walter!!!*
thats one hell of a segway
Most hilariously brilliant line ever, considering all the hype they have built before !
OMG I'm crying, I think this song is flawless and solo beautiful. Everything is amazing, the chorus, the melody, and... Angus McFife !
Hootsman: I got this.
*Fucking explodes Earth*
They could really make a series of films based on Gloryhammer's songs XD
I bet not even Bill Gates and Jeff Bezos put together could fund such a film.
An anime series would be a better option imo
To be honest, Chronicles of Riddick isn't too far off in my opinion... I mean with the sheer over-the-top science fantasy elements and how stupidly awesome the designs are
Damn the Dwarves got folded
To be fair, so did everyone else. There are no winners in this album.
I wonder what a crystal laser battleaxe looks like.
I imagine it's just a battleaxe made of crystal, except with lasers instead of blades
Better question is what astral dwarves look like.
It's made of awesome and win that's what.
Jens Cole and where the fuck can i get one
Singer for Alestorm :P
The Astral Dwarves: Normal dwarves but with blue and purple beards studded with glowing gems. Riding atop semi transparent giant headed goats with giant white eyes; in the goats body can be seen stars and swirling energy. These goats can reach warp speeds and when they exit warp you can hear a resounding BAAAH! The dwarves use these goats to charge into the enemy fleet warships, or the goats can also shoot lasers from their eyes.
Ideas like this is why its a bad idea for me to get bored at work.
Ideas like this are why it's a good idea for you to get bored at work.
Man...
Now we can make a film about it😂😂😂
Id picture the astral dworves as you described them physically but I sense they have massive battle ships that they conquor worlds just to upgrade them into this titanic space fortrices
From Aberdeen
@@dicorockhimself the goats are their space fighters while the battleships serve as flagships alongside a variety of capital ships and escorts.
RIP Hoots.
A hero cannot be defeated,
Simply by making him die.
He might be alive in the Alternative universe ;). Never underestimate an Arnold ;).
What is Hoots may never die.
he went out with a blast
Yeah, what are they going to do for a bass player for their next album!
My favorite Gloryhammer song
I actually used these guys as inspiration for my latest pathfinder character's personal quest. he's a survivor of Crail that is traveling, searching for glory to honor the fallen and cash to rebuild the town of Crail.
I believe it was Dundee that fell. As the warriors of Crail "Never lost a fight." or at least that's what they proclaim tonight.
Fusion Skydweller The space knights of Crail were defeated while defending Zargothrax's prison when the chaos wizards attacked. (See rise of the chaos wizards)
@@Jasp_B They didn't have Ser Proletius then though. He was revived as a hologram in Victorius Eagle Warfare.
After that, the only fight they lost was against the Hootsforce and Ralathor's Missiles of Nuclear Justice.
What a cliffhanger.
Which finally resolves tomorrow!
5:15
"Aberdeen dead noises from the fury of hell"
Confused noises confused noises!!
The lyrics on this one is over the top, it gives so much character to it even though it's just a text
If the Gloryhammer albums were made into movies it would surpass Lord of the Rings and Star Wars.
Hilversumborn wait until the next album comes out with Angus XIII finally catches up the Zargothrax in the other dimension and maybe it could if you know what'll happen lastly
Hi Stalker Looking forward to it.
The Angus McFife Trilogy, calling it.
This needs to happen.
This NEEDS to happen!!
So Zargothrax and Angus McFife XIII went to another reality.....
I WANT TO SEE (or hear) THE SEQUEL!!
I know I'm a bit late, but the sequel is being released at the end of may
the sequel is here and it's just as good if not better than the first two
something is wrong : "But now he must make sacrifice to save the human race" , literally 3 lines of text after that: "Hootsman flies to Fife
he detonates his nuclear heart
destroys all human life" nice way to save the human race, thanks a lot Hoots...
Tommaso Matteini 1: They might have mass cloning technology.
2: I'm on mobile right now, so I can't explain further for now, I may return.
Tommaso Matteini He only destroyed all human life on *earth* so the rest of the humans across the universe are fine
''The only way to save the galaxy is to destroy planet earth and all dundee''
I'm back, unfortunately I'm still on mobile, have you played Warhammer40k?
Cause that shit's chaos.
They just destroyed the humans etc on earth. There will be the races in other places.
Several things I'd like to mention about this song.........
1) The Battle over Mars would've gone better for the heroes if Doom Guy had been present
2) The Rage of Astral Dwarves from Aberdeen sounds a separate song title all it's own
3) Does Zargothrax realize if he summons Kor- Viliath, the Elder God will wipe out all life in the universe, including him (Where's the fun in ruling if there's no one to control?) Maybe he's playing by "If I can't have it, no one else can." rules.
4) Was the Hootsman always a cyborg?
1) Yes
2) Yes
3) Probably, or maybe he's not as good at long term plans as we thought
4) Yes
1) Yes
2) Yes
3) Kor-Virliath is the demon Zargo made pact with in 2AD, so DarkLord is just serving him
4) Nah, he become cyborg, atleast, after 992AD and most likely after 1035AD
If WH40K ever looks for an official music, this is it
The "ELDER GOD KOR VIRLIATH OF THE 18th HELL DIMENSION!" part still gives me goosbumps.
I Am Kocka I die of laughter everytime it comes up
XD We have our differences.
I hope for the third album it mixes both fantasy and sci fi fantasy together, to create an epic time loop where it ends with undead unicorns attacking towards Dundee
I mean we do get a nod to the invasion that started it all when Angus 13 goes across the mighty river tay and over the mountains to go the land of unicorns.
They had *way* too much fun writing that absurd monologue.
This is the wackest storyline, and I'm glad someone came up with it. I love it.
Is it normal that, when I hear this song, I can't stop myself from singing along with the chorus?
Everytime I hear this song I get the urge to write again
So, basically it´s Warhammer 40k, right? :D Now I love them even more :D
HOLY SHIT DUDE, this is a fcking masterpiece, I broke my fcking t-shirt
AKATSUKI APOCALYPSE 1992 INCIDENT
Thank you for the work on this, truly glorius masterpiece, of power metal!
Aleš Zapadlo Your many beautiful comments and the fact that now people can easily read the lyrics of gloryhammer's song are a fantastic reward:)
Hail to the Questlords of Inverness.!!! Love this band full stop.
"Astral dwarves from Aberdeen" - Wait! Is this a personal insult on Alestorm?
One, what does that have to do with Alestorm? Two, how is that an insult? "Astral" is an association or comparison with stars - "Scottish Star-Dwarves" doesn't seem to be particularly negative...
Tobias Dahlmann The founder of Gloryhammer is the same person as the vocalist of Alestorm, so I don't think, that he insults his own band :D
He's Zargothrax, isn't he?
Yep, he's
zargothrax is so evil he would even offend himself !!
I can't believe, after that cliffhanger ending, that they would leave us like this for 3 years D:
The wait is over my friend :)
Okay I've been listening to this band on and off but this is the moment I realize their lore is actually consistent (and convoluted as fuck). I love it !
Fred pls never delete this!!!
2019: There is no planet b!
1992: Let's destroy planet Earth and all human life on it to save the galaxy.
Oh wow I thought he was saying "Yes, Battle Brothers, to space we shall go!" Not battle cruisers and must go, guess I got WH 40k on the mind lol
Considering "universe on fire" Literally describes dawn of war GOTY's campaign, Its not a surprise.
Listening to this makes me want the Epic Finale of 40k to be Glorious and a cosmic implosion of twists and turns.
Evil sorcerer Zargothrax is wearing sunglasses...
It's in the future so it makes sense
Plus these are goggles
Still a better multiverse story than Dragonball Super.
por la gloria de los héroes galácticos, por la gloria del martillo... por la gloria del imperio intergaláctico de fife!!
I had a spiritual experience listening to this
On my left arm is epic, on my right arm is ridiculous. When I stretch my arms all the way around my back and then all the way out at the outer edge of ridiculous and epic, where my fingers touch.. That's where this band is located.
Love it!
The most ridiculous, awesome story ever. I love it
how much acid did the author take?
all of it.
all of the acid.
and i respect that.
RIP hootsman
He will forever be remembered T_T 7
RIP Hootsman, RIP Proletius, RIP Dwarwen king, RIP Dundee...
Rip mankind ;; rip us
that build up though, holy shit!
a much more sinister machination was a foot
I liked the tie-in to Anstruther's Dark Prophecy from the first album. Like the whole story of the first album was pointless because Dundee was going to get destroyed in the future
Matt Kenney all things must end
I honestly saw the title card say Astral Dwarves and was like "seems like my type of thing."
These geeks won't get bullied. Holy mother of awesome.
Level 20 D&D bosses in a nutshell
Zargothrax is secretly a Tarrasque in disguise
2:27
*Arms myself with Super Shotgun with Meathook attachment*
It is so beautiful. It pierced my soul with meaning and inspired me to seek the glory. For the human race!
And now I'm pregnant.
Yeah, this stuff will even impregnate unprotected male listeners.
ah yes 10 minutes of "okay, this is getting out of hand"
I will always get shivers during the chorus, no fail.
I love how the last riff on the album is the first riff in the next. 🍺🤘🔥
Women: do men even have feelings?
Men:
Faster than a laser bullet
Hootsman flies to Fife
He detonates his nuclear heart
Destroys all human life
F
That is amazing! It is so epic! It gets more and more crazy and surprising as it goes on. I love Gloryhammer.
RIP Hootsman ;-;