Mark Kermode Reviews Seven Pounds

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  • Опубліковано 11 гру 2024

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  • @MisterKauffman
    @MisterKauffman 11 років тому +63

    "...it's the thing."
    "What thing?"
    "THE THING!"
    "What's the thing?"

  • @pippipster6767
    @pippipster6767 6 років тому +38

    3.175 kilograms

    • @StephNuggs
      @StephNuggs 4 роки тому +6

      Couldn't understand the movie at all. Thanks for clearing this up

  • @commieRob
    @commieRob 4 роки тому +23

    "It's called 'production'."
    Mayo is the greatest.

  • @W00DSMAN
    @W00DSMAN 8 років тому +49

    this deserves to be under the title Classic Kermode.
    He's right on the money too. Seven Pounds is as oscar baity as they come.

    • @thevoid99
      @thevoid99 8 років тому +4

      exactly. one of the worst films i had ever seen. it is so contrived and so vain in what it wants to do. it's bullshit. i wanted to gouge my fucking eyes out from watching that piece of shit.

  • @SuperWolfkin
    @SuperWolfkin 10 років тому +34

    that's amazing.. you just subtly didn't actually spoil the Sixth Sense. That's just very cool.

    • @padraighamill6567
      @padraighamill6567 8 років тому +2

      +Blue Whovian Just cause you know what happens in the end, there's no need to mention it on a UA-cam comment and spoil it for some other people. I've already seen it though. It's okay, probably an honest mistake, just a heads up for the future. PS. If you still haven't seen The Sixth Sense, you should watch it anyway. I already knew about the thing at the end before I saw it, but I watched it anyway, and it's still an incredible film.

  • @soundslave
    @soundslave 12 років тому +10

    I love the banter on the show. I often don't care about the films, I just like to hear them chat.

  • @andrearaffaelli1576
    @andrearaffaelli1576 3 роки тому +12

    "It's not about numerology, is it?"
    "No, that's Number 23, which Jim Carrey clearly thought was three times seven".
    Brilliant throwaway line!

  • @Kevon420
    @Kevon420 Рік тому +1

    The early bit in this film where Will Smith is cursing out Woody Harrelson had me dying laughing like few things ever have, even more than this brilliant rant.

  • @brendanquinn5804
    @brendanquinn5804 3 роки тому +5

    "in 7 days god created the world. In 7 days I shat at mine" best quote

  • @Tbass17
    @Tbass17 14 років тому +1

    SO glad that the reviews can be heard on the website.

  • @tomboz777
    @tomboz777 9 років тому +16

    Seven Pounds. l:Willous Oscarbatus

  • @jd899
    @jd899 14 років тому +3

    I haven't heard this review for ages, wish now I had not deleted that episode of the podcast which had this review in it.

  • @jwillett7
    @jwillett7 11 років тому +9

    maybe I'm wrong but I really liked this film

    • @inroundform7325
      @inroundform7325 2 роки тому +3

      Eight years later, I can tell you that you're not wrong friend

    • @potatopoison1130
      @potatopoison1130 Рік тому +1

      I just watched the movie. It was amazing but the beginning was confusing in the beginning

  • @badhead
    @badhead 14 років тому +3

    Was able to rant without saying anything about the film. Classic

  • @Arghira
    @Arghira 5 років тому +2

    What's in the box?

  • @snowyalbino130
    @snowyalbino130 13 років тому +4

    THE THING!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Hahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahaa.

  • @casino3261
    @casino3261 12 років тому +3

    heres the thing... WOW WOW the thing..? classic

  • @TulseLuper
    @TulseLuper  12 років тому +11

    Kermode and Mayo of all people playing the macho card? I don't think so. Also, I think he was kind to the film. He forgot to mention that it's suicide-glorifying. Whoops! Spoiler alert.

  • @kustomkure
    @kustomkure 11 років тому +5

    well, actually you can trash any movie this way. absolutely any movie on earth. seven pounds was a solid movie, I quite liked it.

  • @MrnoWun0
    @MrnoWun0 11 років тому

    now you've done it .

  • @RamBam3000
    @RamBam3000 11 років тому +1

    I thought the reveal was that Bruce Willis was dead all through the movie.

    • @coyotefoxtrot2832
      @coyotefoxtrot2832 7 років тому +6

      RamBam3000 Bruce Willis is dead throughout all his movies.

  • @NitramNetwork
    @NitramNetwork 12 років тому +4

    While everything he says is true, I still liked this film

  • @Nick-H-77
    @Nick-H-77 11 років тому +6

    The ending isn't supposed to be a surprise though. The film reveals itself as it foes along allowing you to work it out in your own time. I thought it was great and Will Smith was fantastic in it.

    • @luckyspurs
      @luckyspurs Рік тому

      Never seen the film, but the acting in the clip did sound very good.

  • @mattjazzfan2288
    @mattjazzfan2288 4 роки тому +1

    This movie would have been so much better if it was more upfront with what it’s about. It tries to be way too mysterious

  • @danielmcdermott138
    @danielmcdermott138 9 років тому

    What is 'THE THING'?

  • @bingdiddley
    @bingdiddley 11 років тому

    Then how was he able to read out THE FILM'S OWN PRESS NOTES which clearly stated the ending WAS supposed to be a surprise.

  • @rmccaw7
    @rmccaw7 11 років тому

    Not in your own time, but rather just in time for the ending.

  • @blokey8
    @blokey8 12 років тому

    I don't think so. He's an ex-Trot from Manchester, who missed his graduation because he had work, and he's constantly joshing Simon about being very upper-middle class- witness the post-fencing banter.

  • @MegaAg47
    @MegaAg47 11 років тому +2

    the press notes are shockingly bad does the studio think people are idiots.

  • @adamj6645
    @adamj6645 8 років тому +2

    This is the first Mark Kermode review that i disagree with. I think its a really good movie (albeit far fetched). And i got a little emotional at the end. No shame.

  • @vernonallen3370
    @vernonallen3370 2 роки тому

    A bit harsh, I rather enjoyed it, I don’t like many Will Smith films, they’re a bit too blockbuster pop corny for me but this was ok. I think Kermode’s judgement was coloured by the non-disclosure proviso, that kind of hype would probably irritate me also.

  • @vhead1
    @vhead1 12 років тому +1

    I dunno whether Kermode is posh mate lol

  • @DTM4581
    @DTM4581 12 років тому

    They sound like they are in a cupboard

  • @TJeppsfootball
    @TJeppsfootball 10 років тому +5

    I loved this movie. Not a sensitive guy but hits you if you watch it with no distractions.

  • @maloneaqua
    @maloneaqua 3 роки тому +6

    This ridiculous rant is centered on the fact that the film is predictable? As if it's supposed to be a thriller/suspense?! Lol, it's a DRAMA! Is Titanic a bad film because it's predictable, or is it a drama and not MEANT to be suspenseful?

  • @tortfeasors
    @tortfeasors 11 років тому

    Oh dear.

  • @chrishiggins7166
    @chrishiggins7166 2 роки тому

    The film is well acted, stylish & well directed, however the film’s slow, dull, depressing & is A modern US take on Angela’s Ashes (1999). (35%) (2/5 stars) (mixed to negative)

  • @cocorocks88
    @cocorocks88 14 років тому +3

    Ouch, i gotta disagree with mark on this one, sure the ending wasn't a massive surprise but i thought will smiths performance was sheer quality, i suspect mark has some kinda of prejudice against "big name actors" like will, was one of his best perfomances in my opinion, but hey ho thats just me.

  • @thecinematicmind
    @thecinematicmind 3 роки тому +1

    Will Smith’s character is absolutely loathsome.
    Seven Pounds is pathetic.

  • @ZemplinTemplar
    @ZemplinTemplar 7 років тому +4

    Hilarious review of a terrible film with a good intention.

    • @NoName-yc4zj
      @NoName-yc4zj 7 років тому

      Your comment should be the only comment in this comment section....comment

  • @Live4Ever329
    @Live4Ever329 12 років тому +2

    I couldnt stand this film.

  • @tomstone36
    @tomstone36 10 років тому +3

    Mark Kermode was simply poorly primed before watching this film.
    By the producers asking him not to give away the ending, he was probably looking for a crazy twist whilst watching the film.
    Without the initial priming, he may have enjoyed the film, like the rest of us who weren't necessarily looking for a twist, but perhaps assumed it was a simple story of loss and love.
    I blame the producers for warning him not to give away the twist ending, but also Mark's ignorance to the shift of standpoint that this caused.

    • @nikosvault
      @nikosvault 10 років тому +12

      27% on Rottentomatoes. Who are "the rest of us"?

    • @tomstone36
      @tomstone36 10 років тому +1

      nikosvault Rotten Tomatoes: Critics - 27%; Audience Average - 3.6/5 & 75% "Liked It" from 635k Users.
      IMDb: Critics - 36%; Audience Average - 7.7/10 from 203k Users.
      Meta Critic: Critics - 7 Positive, 14 Mixed, 12 Negative; User Reviews - 76 Positive, 5 Mixed, 31 Negative.
      If you take the time to look at those statistics, you will notice that although critics disliked this film, with some horrendous reviews, many wider audiences enjoyed it. They are "the rest of us".
      Taste is subjective and can be easily affected by external influence, it is not for one person to definitively tell us what is good and what is not, when the matter of judging art, in all its forms, has limitless variables and parameters: That is for each individual to decide.
      I have watched many films where I have been disappointed because (I suspect) what someone told me, or what I'd heard before watching the film, affected my expectancies. Likewise, when I've watched films that I know have had bad reviews, I've often been pleasantly surprised.
      NOTE: Whilst it is virtually impossible not to hold some sort of preconception of a film prior to watching it, I did not read any reviews before watching Seven Pounds.

    • @tomstone36
      @tomstone36 10 років тому +1

      nikosvault I'm sorry, I've slipped into arguing on a comments feed. Good comments, take care, (with actual sincerity), Tom.

    • @BackyardPix
      @BackyardPix 7 років тому

      That's not how Rotten Tomatoes work.

  • @mackychloe
    @mackychloe 9 років тому

    i disagree with Mark kermode 100%. from half way through the movie i had a lump in my throat that didn't leave until long after the movie had ended!

  • @somethingabstractiguess
    @somethingabstractiguess 10 років тому

    Screw the guy who didn't like this movie! This was a spectacular movie!

    • @qlipothian
      @qlipothian 9 років тому +2

      Keegan McLean Terrible ending.

  • @jackclothier7985
    @jackclothier7985 Рік тому

    you have to be such a pretentious movie critic to hate this movie. Sure, it's predictable. I honestly think that's kind of the point, and even if it isn't, it works beautifully. The whole time you know will smith's character is going to die. if you just watch the movie without looking at it through some ridiculous lens, expecting a corny version of will smith gunning for an Oscar (such a strange criticism), it's amazing.

    • @plugshirt1762
      @plugshirt1762 Рік тому

      eh it's not a terrible movie all around it's decent just very bland.

    • @adrianguinn3331
      @adrianguinn3331 9 місяців тому

      I'm not sure I've seen a more perfect personification of irony than this comment

  • @utavatar
    @utavatar 10 років тому +1

    these guys are such a bore