***AWAKEN MY QUIVERING ABS BEGINS TO PLAY AS I APPEAR IN A PLUME OF HOLY GOLDEN FLAMES*** I HAVE ARRIVED TO BRING THE GLORY OF THE OMNISSIAH AND THE IMPERIUM OF MAN!! I give you kudos you nailed their lore within 5 secs.
The harlequins are actually kinda neat imo. Their god saw that shit coming and they all collectively went “hah!” And chose to dip out. Which is friggen hilarious to me
One kind of Harlequin is doomed to feed slaanesh and cegorach just tries to trick her to get them back. AND IT WORKS HALF OF THE TIME. The fact that he does that just for a single eldar soul says a lot.
@@Dusteus am hundred percent sure that a group of tech priest fucked them while their where still asleep but didn’t tell the emperor in fear of getting their toaster waifus taken
This ignores the fact that Asuryan banning the Eldar from interacting with their Gods started a domino effect that led to the Fall of the Eldar. Without their Gods, the Eldar entered a spiral downward to depression for 60 million years and they have to cope with being Dark Eldar and creating a God just to fill the hole that the absence of their gods created
hey some Eldars cant fill the void with debate clubs, poetry, sword dancing, turning planets into heavenly paradise, painting minis, ect some just have that inch that can only be scratch by over throwing your entire society and murder fucking a hole in reality
Inevitably, they failed, meeting their fate on the road they took to avoid it, their purpose, unknowingly falling to their creators' other children, the Orks
Got the sub for the "worst case of post nut clarity" line!! That was spot on, summed up the Eldar in 5 secs. My favourite faction but they done f'd up. You should collab with Majorkill #rescueisha
As far as I know, the Eldar existed way befor the Necrontyr, since they were already the dominant race in the entire (material) galaxy befor the war in heaven even started.
Whats kinda both sad and highly ironic. The Eldar story is perfect example of what happens when pride and excess (due to lack of struggle) is daily thing to the point that it literally causes they're species to be near extinction.
You forgot the most awesome Eldar, the Exodites. I mean come on, they put shuriken cannons on Carnosaurs! Don't feel too bad though, GW forgot about them decades ago.
They just party too hard and fucking murder fucked slaanesh into existence slaanesh birth was like a huge phyic sexual moan across the the warp and made a shit ton of warp storms across the gaxaly that's why humanity planets got absolutely fucked during the age of strife
ironically, most eldar still dwell on the edge of the galaxy and thus the majority of the eldar might have never even heard from the imperium. And another funny thing is that the eldar are by lore unable to reproduce, yet somehow every new character uses the eldar as a punching bag, which also seems so have no significant effect on the lore, as GW just writes in new eldar as if they have endless numbers, which kind of defeats the whole cool grimdark theme
Unrelated but I expect over the next decade or so the Warp to stop being described as hell and to be more described as magical or the realm of gods and font of psychic power
the necrons won the war in heaven not going to sleep because the eldar put them to bed but because they where to good to rule over rubble the enslaverplague that ate all the old ones didnt do amazing for the more fragile, easier to enslave eldar
Eldar are not space elves, they are inspired from elves and thats all. When it comes to abilities they have the same ones as space marines, like fighting for days without sleep, speed, mental clarity and versatility. Basically, an eldar is like a space marine, but without all those steroids and extra organs. Also, comparing a human with an eldar is like comparing a pup to a wolf, a normal human simply has no chance against normal eldar. Its why making an eldar takes time, quality takes time. An eldar scorpion or reaper is basically just as good as a marine and there are lots of them, hell even a ranger can kill a marine if he shoots right. Basically, you could say that an eldar is pretty much as good as a witcher by default.
Nah not at all. They only created one chaos god, there are 3 others who were gonna be a problem either way. Also the eye of terror is not the only warp rift so you can’t say they are solely responsible for the warp leaking into the galaxy. I would argue that the emperor and his retard sons caused at least as much harm if not more
They lied the krork beat the necrons and the elder left the krork (their allies) to die when a new threat emerged and they continued culling them so they could never again rise to power yet the tide is beginning to turn just look at a map
Wait a minute isn't there a map of the universe that anything you do to it changes a thousand times scale like pinching a star on the map makes the star premature supernova what happens if you just flat out destroy the eye of terror like shooting with a gun or something with the eye of terror also explode or would it just reappear on the map
Is WH40k set in a different universe to WH? I just thought all the races were evolved from WH e.g. elves were eldar, SM were men, Necrons were tomb kings etc etc.
@@dingus40k Yeah 100% would of been awesome if they tied into each other through the ages some how, although it probably doesn't make sense every race starting on the same world. Thank you for the reply, much appreciated. Love the vids. :)
It was a beautiful day and my favorite birthday party🎉🎉🎉
There you are, come on slannesh you need to go to reabilitation come on
Slannesh never went to rehab,
same as Khorne being paraplegic sociopath.
@@ashdownnovosky4176 tzeench a indecisive mollusk
"They tried to make me go to rehab, but I won't go, go, go."
-Amy Winehouse (but also Slaanesh, probably)
THOT BEGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEER
***AWAKEN MY QUIVERING ABS BEGINS TO PLAY AS I APPEAR IN A PLUME OF HOLY GOLDEN FLAMES***
I HAVE ARRIVED TO BRING THE GLORY OF THE OMNISSIAH AND THE IMPERIUM OF MAN!!
I give you kudos you nailed their lore within 5 secs.
Plot twist: Since any Omnissiah would have to be a piece of perfection, they would either be Slaanesh or a servant of Slaanesh.
When you party way too hard and you create a other chaos god
Jazz music stopped
It was one hell of a party 🥳👹🧚
*Party keeps going*
*Jazz music starts*
The harlequins are actually kinda neat imo. Their god saw that shit coming and they all collectively went “hah!” And chose to dip out. Which is friggen hilarious to me
One kind of Harlequin is doomed to feed slaanesh and cegorach just tries to trick her to get them back. AND IT WORKS HALF OF THE TIME. The fact that he does that just for a single eldar soul says a lot.
@@Logamer-tn6db right?! He’s cool as fuck imo. He also was mocked by the other elder gods for being largely insignificant. He clearly won tho
@@somerandomguy2316 He's the only free survivor of the eldar pantheon. Isha is held captive by nurgle and Khaine is in pieces.
"How many dead memes do you want in your video?"
"Yes."
Loved it
These wounds, they do not heal.
"As many as the dying Eldar race. 💀💀💀"
Imagine partying so hard that you birth a chaos god
Subbed cause of the "CRAWLING IN MY SKIN" part with the bleeding eyeball
40K lore is just weird.
The weirder the better
The entire setting happened because space frog gods didn't give sun screen to skin cancer patients
@@arandomcomment7208 I... both love and hate how accurate this is.
40k is petty weak
And gets retconned every other day
SLAANUSSY?! Im ded 💀
Worst case of post nut clarity, this guy is having to much fun
Also while tech priest saw necron warrior: Show me your Necrussy!
Down bad mf 💀
@@Dusteus am hundred percent sure that a group of tech priest fucked them while their where still asleep but didn’t tell the emperor in fear of getting their toaster waifus taken
🤌
"Gonna get me some slanussy!"
*One psi Titan appears
"Oh shoot I forgot it's November"
plowing an Elder seems like a unique experience.
This ignores the fact that Asuryan banning the Eldar from interacting with their Gods started a domino effect that led to the Fall of the Eldar.
Without their Gods, the Eldar entered a spiral downward to depression for 60 million years and they have to cope with being Dark Eldar and creating a God just to fill the hole that the absence of their gods created
That's cause the Eldar Gods responsibility in the Fall of the Eldar isn't as funny as getting to say murderfuck.
hey some Eldars cant fill the void with debate clubs, poetry, sword dancing, turning planets into heavenly paradise, painting minis, ect some just have that inch that can only be scratch by over throwing your entire society and murder fucking a hole in reality
My man, that’s a bionicle
This is true art 🤌
"41 milenia and still no bitches" fuckin felt that
A shattered empire, driven to madness by a God of their own creation.
The damn squeals got me
I like how no matter what all races will team up if it means fighting chaos
Damn these edits and memes tingle my jingles. 5/5.
Gamer girls & discord mods
"Meet the Aeldari, the worst case of post-nut clarity the galaxy has ever seen." That's the perfect way of describing these guys
Slaanesh, literally murder-fucked into existence
The first sentence mentioned, sums up the horney space elf's in a nutshell.
These goofy ahh sound is killing me
Slaanussy is something I didn't know I needed
Are we forgetting Eldar are reborn like Pheonix until Slaanesh?
That tall glass of Slaanoosh
first line blew my mind
Loved the ultra instinct music there near the end!
“The Eldar fucked up. Literally. As in, they murderfucked a Chaos God into existence.”
~Man-Emperor of Mankind
That sounds effect after "boomer robots" 🤣
That bolt and hammer episode was sad, then I was like, wait a minute. They devastated humanity and countless species,fuck em
Inevitably, they failed, meeting their fate on the road they took to avoid it, their purpose, unknowingly falling to their creators' other children, the Orks
Correction : Not just the Aeldari who ran away from 'The Fall' survived, the ones living in the Webway known as Drukhari/Dark Eldar also survived.
Bro these memes 👌🏾
Bro this shit is great keep making it dude!
Thought this was Bionicle for a hot second.
the eldar forgot what post nut clarity was thats the entire reason why this happend
they fell and couldn't get up
Post Nut November is no joke, even for a super advanced alien race.
Harlequins are my absolute favorite
Got the sub for the "worst case of post nut clarity" line!! That was spot on, summed up the Eldar in 5 secs. My favourite faction but they done f'd up. You should collab with Majorkill #rescueisha
The old ones built the webway and the Eldar inherited it then the emperor coped some space and the cyclops fucked it for everyone but the harlequins .
The pic of the old one reminds me of fullgore.
As far as I know, the Eldar existed way befor the Necrontyr, since they were already the dominant race in the entire (material) galaxy befor the war in heaven even started.
Subed just for the post nut line love it
Whats kinda both sad and highly ironic. The Eldar story is perfect example of what happens when pride and excess (due to lack of struggle) is daily thing to the point that it literally causes they're species to be near extinction.
Who do I think would win any of the chaos gods or light novel Sung Jin Woo
I was about to switch vids then I heard "PNC"
1. The old ones were never killed off... 2. The warp isn't hell or evil, it just is.
No the old ones were killed off, there are none left.
When in doubt blame the eldar
And yet the Eldar are the "Superior race".
You forgot the most awesome Eldar, the Exodites. I mean come on, they put shuriken cannons on Carnosaurs!
Don't feel too bad though, GW forgot about them decades ago.
The Eldar were created Millions of years before the War in heaven tho
Yo what?
Bruh the old ones create the eldar arond the war in heaven to combat the necrons same with the kroks aka ancient orks just learn the lore better
I gotta steal intro that to describe the genetically engineered space rabbits
The edits in the background are killing me lol
This is why I play Eldar. A race that drank and fucked their way to destruction. My kind of race!
They just party too hard and fucking murder fucked slaanesh into existence slaanesh birth was like a huge phyic sexual moan across the the warp and made a shit ton of warp storms across the gaxaly that's why humanity planets got absolutely fucked during the age of strife
Craft World Eldar: "I regret everything!"
Dark Eldar: "I regret NOTHING!"
@@GhostBear3067 the vigrin craftworld eldar and Chad dark. Eldar
No mention of exodites?
Bro the Boomer Robots? LMFAO XD
ironically, most eldar still dwell on the edge of the galaxy and thus the majority of the eldar might have never even heard from the imperium.
And another funny thing is that the eldar are by lore unable to reproduce, yet somehow every new character uses the eldar as a punching bag, which also seems so have no significant effect on the lore, as GW just writes in new eldar as if they have endless numbers, which kind of defeats the whole cool grimdark theme
So stealing its now call inherenting.
Eldar are an interesting part of the lore... Except that part when they "murderf*ck" Slaanesh into existance
I love them Harlequins!!!!
Should have joined the emperium neither can stand alone
Slaanesh best boi
Unrelated but I expect over the next decade or so the Warp to stop being described as hell and to be more described as magical or the realm of gods and font of psychic power
Nope it’s hell maybe even worse
@@mugenokami2201 nah
the necrons won the war in heaven
not going to sleep because the eldar put them to bed
but because they where to good to rule over rubble
the enslaverplague that ate all the old ones didnt do amazing for the more fragile, easier to enslave eldar
Eldar are not space elves, they are inspired from elves and thats all.
When it comes to abilities they have the same ones as space marines, like fighting for days without sleep, speed, mental clarity and versatility.
Basically, an eldar is like a space marine, but without all those steroids and extra organs.
Also, comparing a human with an eldar is like comparing a pup to a wolf, a normal human simply has no chance against normal eldar.
Its why making an eldar takes time, quality takes time.
An eldar scorpion or reaper is basically just as good as a marine and there are lots of them, hell even a ranger can kill a marine if he shoots right.
Basically, you could say that an eldar is pretty much as good as a witcher by default.
More vids please
pls where can I download the movie
God the 40k shit posts might be my favorite thing
So basically everything bad that has happened in the Warhammer universe is somehow the knife ear’s fault
Nah not at all. They only created one chaos god, there are 3 others who were gonna be a problem either way. Also the eye of terror is not the only warp rift so you can’t say they are solely responsible for the warp leaking into the galaxy.
I would argue that the emperor and his retard sons caused at least as much harm if not more
An Eldar chainsaw ?
Take it you never heard of striking scorpions. Those guys will slice through marines like butter
Cool story bro.
They lied the krork beat the necrons and the elder left the krork (their allies) to die when a new threat emerged and they continued culling them so they could never again rise to power yet the tide is beginning to turn just look at a map
Wait a minute isn't there a map of the universe that anything you do to it changes a thousand times scale like pinching a star on the map makes the star premature supernova what happens if you just flat out destroy the eye of terror like shooting with a gun or something with the eye of terror also explode or would it just reappear on the map
The Necron Celestial Orrey can cause stars to supernova. Otherwise it doesn’t do much
Anyone know where I can find the gif of the wraith titan pulling up?
CRAAAWWWLLING
Basically when Eldar only have ONE FREAKING JOB!!! how the fu they could fail do it...😑
0:40 sucking your soul obviously .
thought those were bionicles
Gimme that Slaanussy
Honestly… for Slaanesh? Id still kill half the galaxy and make an inconceivable problem for all life.
I thought the old ones created the Orks or korks to kill the necrons?
I thought they were bionicles
Meh, Humans probably created Nurgle and Khorne
Were they created by the old ones or helped by the old ones? Because others say it otherwise.
Where are the anime-style clips from?
Fuckin love it
Where is the anime lookin footage from?
Goofy ahh sound effects man 💀
Not an expert, but wasn't the fourth group the Exodites and the Ynnari the new sub-faction/religion of the Eldars?
The ynnari is, the exodites always existed.
This is why everyone hates elves
it WOULD take 60 seconds if a certain faction really wanted too.
was thinking of the space weebs lol
Is there a 40k movie???
I love the f****** memes
Is WH40k set in a different universe to WH? I just thought all the races were evolved from WH e.g. elves were eldar, SM were men, Necrons were tomb kings etc etc.
Yeah completely different universes. Would be interesting if they were the same universe though
@@dingus40k Yeah 100% would of been awesome if they tied into each other through the ages some how, although it probably doesn't make sense every race starting on the same world. Thank you for the reply, much appreciated. Love the vids. :)
Guys don't have sex this will happen
What is the game called
Warhammer 40k there are some video games but the table top game is what it’s known for
@@shaebrown2872 ok thanks
@@wazaplayz3530 There is the books, videogames, and tabletop game
Warhammer has bionical?