@@tanker12999 I don't know if the missile locks on to Jester, I never had the problem of finding that out, however I did pull as hard as I could on the stick to angle jester to the incoming missile and launched him into it. It was a one in a million shot...but fuck that guy.
@@tangofrown3352 Ive been absolutely and utterly destroyed, i have no comeback, i will now cry in my easy mode f16 as that is the only plane i can BvR in
It seems there are also ones for other bad landings too. Today jester told me "with that landing we can go to suburbia next time" because my approach was so low.
The "I'm Morgan Freeman" quotes of jester are just gold yesterday i got one with something along the lines of "I'm Morgan Freeman and I can walk faster than that"
if you don’t know what these mean I’ll tell you. A one wire refers to you hitting the first wire (your supposed to hit the third wire) and that’s bad because any lower you would’ve hit the back of the carrier (Ramp Strike). A bolter is when a aircraft lands on the carrier, but it fails to catch a arresting cable. Meaning that the aircraft must try again. A hard land is pretty self explanatory. You landed hard onto the deck. A hard trap is when you land into a net.
yes we can do exactly that. set your seat to safe and eject out the window he goes F14 convertible flies just fine, better thrust to weight ratio , just a bit more trim for the changed CG
I got the "The kinetic energy of that landing just caused a tsunami" when my right engine was on fire and i landed on a 3 wire jester you better be fucking grateful you got on the ship because we would've been literal toast
The very first time I tried a carrier landing in a Tomcat, I got a three wire on the first pass. The next time I tried it, I boltered so many times I didn't even have bingo fuel left.
Over 50 versions of Yes and No, just to ensure it's authentic to the situation. They had him record his lines in VR with the module if I remember right.
We recorded alltogether likely between 50.000 and 100.000 voice lines, out of which 11.000 made it into the Tomcat. (I give such a vague number, because it is hard to tell from memory, but usually we would record say 100 variations x 10, so a thousand and then pick the best 100, but at times it was way more and at times way less, so between 50k and 100k seems in the very rough ballpark for me. It took more than 2 full years recording and cutting everything. 🙂
I am totally stealing some of these lines. You really feel where Jester is coming from with some of these comments after working as a flight instructor for a while ... I can't really grow a good mustache though.
That might make a pretty good line for Jester. Hard landing. "Ooof, Now I know what R2D2 felt like after landing on Dagobah." Missed Approach "Do or do not. There is no try". On approach - "Use the force Luke, Use the force".
Considered most important of all, RIOs had to complete a special 2 week program called SNARCC. Standard Naval Aviator Ridicule during Combat and Carrier ops.
Whoever voiced Jester needs a raise. Fucking 10/10 there
It's greywolf if I'm not mistaken
@@TOMCATnbr You are correct.
@@TOMCATnbr whose greywolf?
@@sidv4615 ua-cam.com/video/XZdE6J4MlT8/v-deo.html this is greywolf :)
@@TOMCATnbr just found abt that guys name from ur comment hes a fuckin legend for being the absolute best voice possible for jester
Bold words coming from the man who turns himself into a human flare at the first sight of danger.
You haven't lived till you've used Jester as a missile deterrent and see him get demolished
When in doubt launch jester out 🤣
I was flying low through the mountains when he said "and you ask me why i bail out early..." or something similar
@@stealthbrawler lol what? You can do that
@@tanker12999 I don't know if the missile locks on to Jester, I never had the problem of finding that out, however I did pull as hard as I could on the stick to angle jester to the incoming missile and launched him into it. It was a one in a million shot...but fuck that guy.
Jesters voicelines are so good, IF ONLY HE COULD OPERATE THE FUCKIN RADAR RIGHT
Skill issue
@@tangofrown3352 Ive been absolutely and utterly destroyed, i have no comeback, i will now cry in my easy mode f16 as that is the only plane i can BvR in
@@Royalwaffles I’m a rio player but yah I feel you
@@tangofrown3352 as a fellow RIO, how the FUCK do you find a pilot to play with
@@candle_eatist
Join a random players aircraft and say "I won't eject you"
My first Carrier landing in the f-14 module, jester just laughed at me. He never said anything, just laughed. Thanks man.
Also happened to me when I missed the last wire the 1st time😂
Same
Thats the sounds of a computer happy to be alive lol
1:10
My first one I reverse rolled and ate carrier deck 😂😂😂
“I think my Vertebrae just became vertebros, they seem so much closer”
most underrated line
:D:D:D
Set ejection seat to safe.
Hit Ctrl-E three times.
You get rid of Jester while you remain in the plane.
(or just dont fly like a maniac so jester wont sass you)
@@elorock6747 YEH😂😂😂
Rip canopy
Let's gooooo
Or just... you know... fly!
Funny listening to Jester talk smack, knowing he regularly ejects from perfectly good airplanes..............
Gets* ejected from perfectly good airplanes
Can you blame him after flying with "these" pilots.
He talks about how you're making his spine shorter, but ejects so much he should star in a pancake commercial...
...as the pancake.
@@grazydine2 i don't have f14 but if i would i wouldn't blame him
“I think it is safe to say that the Kinetic Energy of that landing, just caused a TSUNAMI bro.”
Of all of them, he ended on the best!
Meanwhile in Japan: "Ah shit, here we go again!"
He loves to talk mad shit but when the plane takes a single 7.62mm round he screms "we're hit!" and bails the fuck out
Yep he’s unpredictable
2:13 Lost my shit at this one
Holy crap jester throwing shade
@@blue11fight71 take the term throwing shade out of your vocabulary. Your friends and family will be much happier.
@@springwoodslasher79 Take calling others out for something out of your daily schedule, you family might love you again
@@blue11fight71 lol 😆 😂 🤣 I'm doing you a favor trust me.
2:25 and the following one are even better!
The hard landing ones are fucking gold lol
"Thanks buddy, at least I can get retired on disability now" is my favorite
"Gees man, i always wanted to be a few inches shorter"
It seems there are also ones for other bad landings too. Today jester told me "with that landing we can go to suburbia next time" because my approach was so low.
i couldn't find that one but i belive you
He says that one a good smooth landing
Jester has the same sass energy as Prez from Prj. Wingman
i think that prez was inspired by jester
@@spymaster0017 I mean yeah no shit XD, i love both of em
I think they're both inspired by real life RIOs
If they were both real, Prez and Jester would be best of friends.
@@h.cedric8157 true
giga based
The "I'm Morgan Freeman" quotes of jester are just gold yesterday i got one with something along the lines of "I'm Morgan Freeman and I can walk faster than that"
2:23
“I’d rather take the elevator to the hangar” GOD DAMN 🤣
the last insult was probably the best so far, my opinion
Agreed 😂
Single greatest line from jester in all of DCS
You basically paid 74 dollars for someone to insult you ......Love it anyway
Now you know Jester gets his callsign
1:12 The freaking snort got me lmao
2:11 man he’s so passive aggressive with that “I *hope* the wings still sweep after that.”
"Land a bit harder and my moustache can stand in for my eye brows"
lmfao
"my mustache can stand in for my eyebrows" had me dead!
if you don’t know what these mean I’ll tell you.
A one wire refers to you hitting the first wire (your supposed to hit the third wire) and that’s bad because any lower you would’ve hit the back of the carrier (Ramp Strike).
A bolter is when a aircraft lands on the carrier, but it fails to catch a arresting cable. Meaning that the aircraft must try again.
A hard land is pretty self explanatory. You landed hard onto the deck.
A hard trap is when you land into a net.
The morgan freeman one is the best.
He has one for low speed in dogfights. "I'm Morgan Freeman, and I can walk faster than this."
@@MongooseTacticool that's beautiful
My wife looked at me funny when I yelled " Fuck off Jester!!"
Jester doesn't get that any landing you walk away from is a good landing! Too bad we can't independently eject him from the cockpit!
"Set ejection seat to safe.
Hit Ctrl-E three times.
You get rid of Jester while you remain in the plane."
--Grayfox998
But a great landing is one where you can use the plane again afterwards
@@Planefan1000 if you can use the plane again without a major rebuild, that's an amazing landing!
yes we can do exactly that.
set your seat to safe
and eject out the window he goes
F14 convertible flies just fine, better thrust to weight ratio , just a bit more trim for the changed CG
I got the "The kinetic energy of that landing just caused a tsunami" when my right engine was on fire and i landed on a 3 wire
jester you better be fucking grateful you got on the ship because we would've been literal toast
Bouncing LSO off the deck made my day :)
"At least he took the paddles with him!"
“Now, when we first took off we were badasses…. Now we just have hard asses.”
For a guy who jumps out all the time, he sure has a mouth on him.
The very first time I tried a carrier landing in a Tomcat, I got a three wire on the first pass. The next time I tried it, I boltered so many times I didn't even have bingo fuel left.
Same but not. Hornet and my landing gear got annihilated after the bolter.
Dang, his second laugh for the bolter sounded like the A-10 firing its gun.
Who's Jester? Is he your AI second-man in the F-14?
Yes he’s the AI RIO
The good new is I can hear the insults
The bad new is I don't speak Aircraft Carrier
Can you upload the ejection lines?
can do
1:32 best imo
I love his sarcastic and passive-aggressive tone. I definitely want him to be my RIO.
Totally cracked at the Admiral waving over there 🤣
The end dude I swear. Jester's sense of humor is something else
You should listen to Jester when he does the Mig-15 callout.
Graywolf's voice lines, what a hero! :D I think he did over 600 for the F14 RIO?
Over 50 versions of Yes and No, just to ensure it's authentic to the situation. They had him record his lines in VR with the module if I remember right.
he said it was like 4,000
Can’t wait for that in the F-4
We recorded alltogether likely between 50.000 and 100.000 voice lines, out of which 11.000 made it into the Tomcat. (I give such a vague number, because it is hard to tell from memory, but usually we would record say 100 variations x 10, so a thousand and then pick the best 100, but at times it was way more and at times way less, so between 50k and 100k seems in the very rough ballpark for me. It took more than 2 full years recording and cutting everything. 🙂
“Well, maybe if you knew how to land, we could’ve sold it to a museum!”
Ice cold.
"The good thing ist we didn't smacked the in the back of the ship" got me there
I am totally stealing some of these lines. You really feel where Jester is coming from with some of these comments after working as a flight instructor for a while ... I can't really grow a good mustache though.
Man I was thinking the exact same thing!
They need to make Jester in to an AI like Siri or something
* fails parallel parking *
Jester: "I've seen gay parades straighter than this"
@@williewilson2250please I need this
if you go slow in the tomcat his shit talk response is "im morgan feeman and i can walk faster than this"
Imagine jester as a WSO in Project Wingman LMAO
Do the fusion dance and make Pres talk like Jester.
2:36 underrated jester line
Honestly Jester is voiced so nicely lmao
this is what i feel like R2D2 says to Anakin and Luke
sass master!
That might make a pretty good line for Jester.
Hard landing.
"Ooof, Now I know what R2D2 felt like after landing on Dagobah."
Missed Approach
"Do or do not. There is no try".
On approach -
"Use the force Luke, Use the force".
@@DEFkon001 thats great! i think he actually does have a use the force line!
@@saamkapadia he does. He says it while you try to hit the refueling basket sometimes
Thank you, this is the best thing I've seen..... In good a while.
Makes me want to pop the canopy and eject Jester into enemy territory
Lost at Jester giggling
Nobody ever heard these because he never makes it back to the trap without ejecting.
Jester is like your best friend insults you on ever possible occasion
A bold statement for someone who enjoys holding onto the ejection handle. #wereitsoeasy #1wirelandingsuccessful #welldone
Ahhh yes. Good ol’ jester. First with a dig, also the first to punch out. Lol
Considered most important of all, RIOs had to complete a special 2 week program called SNARCC.
Standard Naval Aviator Ridicule during Combat and Carrier ops.
My inner monologue when I land the Hornet.
Happy that I’ve only ever heard the Morgan freeman insult.
Jester can always lighten me up to a good mood.
I so needed this
I wish he said something like "nice one, you can taxi what's left of the jet off of the landing strip" after a hard landing
I don't know if it's sad or funny, but I may have heard all those lines during various traps.
Holly molly, that RIO can keep you in shape with that mouth...
Prez and jester would totally get along.
“LSO’s shaking his head man, that was a 1-wire”
You're still back there Jester? I thought you ejected before we even got close to returning to the carrier?
🤣🤣 I guess I finally have to give those carrier landings in the Tomcat a try
0:03 Imagine he said "the good thing is, it's a 1 wire, the bad thing is we're alive"
That's a badass paint scheme btw.
Met a former Jolly Roger Naval Aviator yesterday in PA and we were talking about carrier landings and one wire hits.
"Well MAYBE. If you knew how to LAND. We coulda sold it to a museum!"
I rather hear jester slander me all day than hear him say"man i feel cold"
a moment when jester laugh then turn into a-10 strafing 1:11
Never heard one of these. Somehow I keep him happy.
"Thank G-d he took the paddles with him."
1:12 "gau-8 noise"
I was hitting my bong when the morgan freeman part came on, not ready.
these are too good
Didn't know these lines existed. Jester always happens to bail out before you come home lol
This made me realize how much Jester sounds like CW Lemoine
Jester if you dont cut the sass im using you as my last CM!
"i think my vertebre became a verteBRO...they...feel so much closer" That litterally made me fall outta my seat
2:24 just killed me XD
Yeah.... I've gotten a few of those. Jester even gave me the pig noises!🤣
That last one, I am dead 😂
"We're trying to land a plane, not *your mom* "
Tradition: Flip the bird at the LSO as you do a 1 wire
happy side of jester:
the other side: there's blood.. i tihnk there's blood
By being a simulator I now expect actual jesters being this salty
Damn jester goes in on these
Jester over here talking shit yet hes the first to eject at the mere incling of a stall...
"You got that lovin' feeling?
Cause I think I just lost mine
Forever"
Wonder what former Tomcat RIOs have to say about *that* especially on days when they had bad traps back on the carrier.
"Just caused a tsunami, bro!"
Petition to add an F-14 lookalike plane and Jester to VTOL-VR.
the tsunami one is so good 😂😂
Jester would have an interesting conversation with Max Headroom