From his shadow during the "Coachella outfit" debacle you can tell he's wearing the go pro on his head. It's like he intentionally equipped a -3 debuff to his overall rizz.
I think it's obvious satire stuff. You can also see from another shodow when on the beach head wearing a big goofy hat like his thumbnail. And then you can with one girl, his shadow on the sidewalk looks like he's wearing a helmet with a go pro on it. And she's instantly like frig right off there buski.
Those poor women. Just what everyone wants: someone creeping on them, based purely based on a passing glance, not taking no for an answer, when they’re in the middle of doing something. Flawless approach.
the little known third response: fight, flight, and fuck. if you just terrify a woman enough she'll suddenly get horny and sleep with you. its science.
Wait, you mean if a girl smiles at a guy, or one at work is nice to a customer does “want him bad”? Hmmm… sarcasm aside, as an Uber driver, it’s ridiculous how many times I hear guys going on about something like that. At least once a night I’d hear some guy “bragging” and I just want to tell them to pull their head out. But likewise, I often see a guy just being nice and the female takes it as the guy flirting or being creepy. I guess i just find it amazing how full of oneself a person can be.
He's not fluent in English enough to be as smooth as the sentences he's trying to construct. Which is totally okay. Except that it's not working. There's a sweet foreign kid angle he could work but he's trying to act like a hyperamericanized high school jock instead.
What Chris is doing is hella scary. A lot of women, including myself, have had experiences meeting persistent guys like that. The second you turn some of them down, they start yelling, threatening, of just freaking out. The young women that are uncomfortably laughing and smiling, are just keeping him happy until he leaves.
So true. Can’t even tell you the amount of times I’ve done that just to get out of the most obnoxious situations w creepy dudes. 😅 even then I have been called “stuck up.”
Yeah they never shut the fuck up. You have to get good at inventing reasons to get far away from them very quickly. If you walk normal, they'll just follow you.
7:31 "I don't know why but for some reason you're attractive to me" super smooth. Every girl likes to be told that we surprisingly find them attractive for some unknown reason. I mean who knows! There's no logical reason I should find you attractive since everything about you indicates otherwise but I do!
Reminds me of the scene in Pride and Prejudice where Mr. Darcy says that Lizzie is obnoxious and her family is trashy but in spite of that, for some reason, he wants to marry her anyway 😂😭
@@MadScientist267??? its literal common sense if you have any sort of social life. its very backhanded to say "idk why but you are attractive to me." but tell me why thats clueless?
Honestly criticizing men who sexually harass us all the time, to me, is "rizz." If a guy shoos away someone that harasses me, gives me space, and shows up later with a soda and asks for my number, I'll fucking give it to him. I gotta give these fellas some positive reinforcement. They're not socialized to keep each other in check anymore.
Encouraging men to hit on women who are at work is next level obnoxious. They can't leave, they can't be completely honest because they have to remain polite in front of other customers and staff and they are left feeling awkward and possibly even vulnerable for the rest of their shift (or even longer).
He keeps approaching these girls in places where they're alone, or it's dark out, or they can't run away from him because he's on a scooter. That immediately puts the girls in question on guard
The amount of second-hand embarrassment I get from watching this guy is too much. There's nothing wrong with approaching people you don't know, but you should at least be aware enough not to look like you're about to kidnap someone. He sounds like he's perpetually nervous with everything he says because he's gonna toss you in the back of his van if you say no.
“Even if she was interested it’s not like she can leave work” Wait really? That’s how all my sims meet someone, greet the hostess and then make her leave her job to go to another restaurant 😂
this kind of reminds me of this one time i was working as a dancer at a strip club & i was walking by the bar when this group of guys stopped me and were telling me to leave work & go with them to a different strip club to go party with them. so not only were they not going to pay ME at MY club, BUT THEY WERE GOING TO TAKE ME W THEM TO A DIFF CLUB AND PAY THOSE DANCERS ?!?!!! like how fuxking insulting! plus i hate that so many men forget that dancing is my JOB it’s how i pay my bills and provide for my kids i’m not the one partying THEY are 😭
Dude I take the number still and I’m married bc I am scared of being followed. I rejected a 40 year old guy when I was 17 and his response was to stalk me for two years.
Somehow Chris not only speaks with the least confidence imaginable, I'm not even sure if he's sure the words are even words, let alone if they're sticking.
Here before this channel blows up! In a few months there will be at least an extra 0 added to the sub count number. Not a single video hasn’t been a banger, honestly.
Another massive creep that doesn't stop. Having someone pursue you like this is the most uncomfortable and often scary situation. I can't ever tell if the comments under the videos are messing with him or if guys legit think "that was smooth".
The one around 5:50 was horrible, u could hear the moment when the fear took over and she jus started to agree to shit and offered her number just to gtfo there. He actually like verbally cornered that girl
And if you notice he keeps stepping in front of where she’s going. And saying “I want us both to be sober” is implying that he already plans on getting with her regardless. It’s just sooo creepy agh): I’ve had a dude try to keep me in his apt by being like “why do you hate me? Don’t you wanna hang out?” And I legit thought I was about to die. They need to understand how scary that dynamic is when you just want human respect but u can tell the other person just wants to use you.
And her saying “I told my friend I’d be back” is like social insurance. She’s letting him know that if she’s gone for long someone will question it. She’s scared and I’m disgusted that he not only did this, but reviewed the video and posted it seeing how uncomfortable she is.
I have a TINY BIT more respect to the idiots who at least upload them striking out, instead of uploading completely fake videos of them supposedly meeting random girls that instantly fall in love with them.. At least watching someone get rejected is semi entertaining lol
I find the "you are cute/beautiful/attractive *to me*" phrase so weird. It sounds like an insult, or like hes making a joke at their expense, especially when he follows it up with "is that weird/idk why tho". If he cut the "to me" part, it would make the whole exchange sound a lot less like hes trying to insult them. And just putting a little more actual confidence into the words would probably do wonders as well. He sounds like hes grimacing the entire time from the awkwardness of his voice
That’s ‘negging’, pretty he’s doing it deliberately. Kind of putting them down to hopefully lower their self esteem enough to want his attention. What a tool 😂
Chris is the kinda guy I wouldn’t give any real personal information to. Yeah my name is….. Jane. No I’m not from here, I’m just visiting. I’m staying at my friend’s house and she’s totally expecting me back soon. I’m dating a seven foot tall quarterback, please leave me alone
That volleyball one was perfect. You go in insulting them all saying they suck pretty much. But don’t worry I’ll show you how to not suck. Best pickup line ever.
I know there's a lot of negatives about online dating, but if you're a normal human being it does remove a lot of the Initial awkwardness. It's also a space intended to find romantic partners so it's not weird. Really don't know why he's subjecting himself to this lol
There’s a video where a girl asks if he’s recording because of the light on his glasses. Probably sure he uses the raybans stories. They take 30 sec videos. That’s why they cut abruptly at 30 seconds.
Man this was painful. It sucks to be a woman. Imagine getting approached by these creeps. MFs use the fact that girls are scared of them to bother them.
Whether a girl has a boyfriend or not, she will give you her number. Usually, single girls are the only people who are telling you losers, "Oh, I actually have a boyfriend, ha ha ha.", and that translates to: "Go away. Leave me alone.", in a way that hopefully won't get a weirdo like you to freak out and throw her in your trunk like you CLEARLY want to.
Chris is by far one of the weirdest pickup artist I've seen, most pickup artist come in with "The" opening line, then transition into learning more about the woman they're trying to pickup, building a repertoire and then at the last moment they ask for a number or a date. Chris goes from the opening line to number immediately. He doesn't exhibit the typical qualities of pickup artists, which most people just call being "smooth" and instead when the woman he tries to pickup, says no or something else to try and escape their situation, he always tries and guilts them into giving their number. I really want to believe that this all is satire, because at least that would explain almost all of the uncomfortable situations he creates. But I think he just is either socially "illiterate" or deluded to understand that he is scaring a lot of these women, and making them entirely uncomfortable with his presence.
I mean even if they start w a cheesy line and follow up with trying to “get to know” the girl, it is insanely obvious to anyone with any social skills what is going on. No guy is fooling grown ass women with a “pickup artist” game.
If all cishet men treated women like people, and didn’t mostly push the narrative of women being strictly potential hookups off of first glance, this would not be a problem.
Him bothering ladies at work is bad enough but bothering the ladies with headphones on pissed me off. Im on the spectrum and if i have earbuds or headphones on in a store or something I've probably been overstimulated and the last thing i want is someone to try to talk to me. Unless im about to step into an alligator pit or Miss America is about to present me with a billion dollar check just leave me be.
Thank fucking GOD I’m ugly so I will never have to deal with being approached like that… I’d genuinely start crying out of embarrassment and awkwardness
I'm Scandinavian and I lived in Spain when I was 19. Every single guy I met only wanted one thing and I got so much attention. All girls hated me for the same reason. At first it was flattering because I don't get that kind of attention in Denmark, but damn it quickly becomes tiring. Now I'm fat and old and I must admit I kinda enjoy not getting any of that attention any more 😂
The entire state of Florida is like this, btw. I hate Texas, but at least the men have the decency to stare at your ass after holding the door open for you instead of just stalking you and yelling incoherent statements.
"When bad things happen can we come together?" WOW. "Can I take you out? Can we come together?" This guy's going for a "linguistic bludgeoning" technique.
The drunk girl at 5 mins in probably was genuinely terrified jesus christ,, "i told my friends id be back soon" she def was scared she wasnt comin back or at least i would be...
Sorry! I was watching without subscribing because I thought this was the main channel. I didn't even know you had a second channel until I scrolled down. I am subscribed now Gunnar! I enjoy your videos, your humor is just around my comfort zone! Please upload more regularly!
Chris desperately needs a copy of the Womanese dictionary. He needs to be more off the cuff so if not gonna plan ahead at LEAST carry a reliable resource.
when i didn’t turn a guy down (he asked for me to put my number straight to where he can call me and make sure i gave him my number), he picked me up and started kissing me all over my neck and it felt like slobber. and this was in the middle of a target
Chris reminds me of my old friend in middle school that’s ALWAYS tried getting girls and was never scared of the reaction but always got rejected. Conveniently his name was Chris.
"Rizz" is a new term I was unfamiliar with up untill watching this video. But now that I know, I can say with absolute confidence I actually do have zero rizz. I think...
SO it looks like he maybe (in his earlier vids) stalked women from a gym, until they probably reported him. Nothing says sincerity like recording his approaches. Maybe it says "I want evidence that I didn't assault you"? "I record for BOTH our safety"? Can't wait for the one where the BF/Hubby walks up mid-approach. XD Been married 25 yrs--sexual harassment is real. My rule: THEY get touchy, I get "touchy". Stay safe guys and gals.
Oh my God I got curious I wanted to know what he looks like, so I looked up his TikTok and his most recent one….The girl at the club pulls out the “that’s my girlfriend!” Card and I got flashbacks to my club days when before we would go out, we would all agree we’re gonna be club lesbians (me being the only bisexual girl I wasn’t mad about it) basically it’s an agreement you make ahead of time so that if your girlfriend looks at you like “help meeeeeee!!!!” they come over and they say “that’s my girlfriend get out of here dude!” Jesus, that we still have to do this in 2023….
There’s a big difference between confidence, and courage in the face of hopelessness. Though I really would rather not ascribe any type of positive values to this Chris
From his shadow during the "Coachella outfit" debacle you can tell he's wearing the go pro on his head. It's like he intentionally equipped a -3 debuff to his overall rizz.
I mean if his default rizz is below 0 does it really make a difference?
@@yukikanegawa7470 if he just had 0 rizz he'd just be a little embarrassing on the otherhand negative rizz is overtly repulsing
I think it's obvious satire stuff. You can also see from another shodow when on the beach head wearing a big goofy hat like his thumbnail. And then you can with one girl, his shadow on the sidewalk looks like he's wearing a helmet with a go pro on it. And she's instantly like frig right off there buski.
@@Whaterverisms have you considered that they big goofy hats may be to hide the gopro..?
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Those poor women. Just what everyone wants: someone creeping on them, based purely based on a passing glance, not taking no for an answer, when they’re in the middle of doing something. Flawless approach.
the little known third response: fight, flight, and fuck. if you just terrify a woman enough she'll suddenly get horny and sleep with you. its science.
Wait, you mean if a girl smiles at a guy, or one at work is nice to a customer does “want him bad”? Hmmm… sarcasm aside, as an Uber driver, it’s ridiculous how many times I hear guys going on about something like that. At least once a night I’d hear some guy “bragging” and I just want to tell them to pull their head out. But likewise, I often see a guy just being nice and the female takes it as the guy flirting or being creepy. I guess i just find it amazing how full of oneself a person can be.
Dude permanently speaks with the lowest level of confidence. Good thing he added in "Original Sound - Chris's confidence"
@Hobo Habsburg I can for sure see that, he kinda interacts with people like Elijah Wood in Wilfred.
TM
@hobohabsburg8447 Stop stop stop why is this so funny.
He's not fluent in English enough to be as smooth as the sentences he's trying to construct. Which is totally okay. Except that it's not working. There's a sweet foreign kid angle he could work but he's trying to act like a hyperamericanized high school jock instead.
“I’m totally a good guy” - as I run beside you late through the darkness of the night.
What Chris is doing is hella scary. A lot of women, including myself, have had experiences meeting persistent guys like that. The second you turn some of them down, they start yelling, threatening, of just freaking out. The young women that are uncomfortably laughing and smiling, are just keeping him happy until he leaves.
Nah wym these dudes got game, those are all real laughs and definitely not cries for help
@@jaxontodd191 lol
So true. Can’t even tell you the amount of times I’ve done that just to get out of the most obnoxious situations w creepy dudes. 😅 even then I have been called “stuck up.”
Yeah they never shut the fuck up. You have to get good at inventing reasons to get far away from them very quickly. If you walk normal, they'll just follow you.
the amount of women that get killed or beaten for not saying yes to some persistent shithead on the street is disgustingly high
7:31 "I don't know why but for some reason you're attractive to me" super smooth. Every girl likes to be told that we surprisingly find them attractive for some unknown reason. I mean who knows! There's no logical reason I should find you attractive since everything about you indicates otherwise but I do!
Reminds me of the scene in Pride and Prejudice where Mr. Darcy says that Lizzie is obnoxious and her family is trashy but in spite of that, for some reason, he wants to marry her anyway 😂😭
The two of you are pronounced "clueless cringe" 🤦♂️
Oh yeah. It sounds so insulting, but like he would also threaten to kill you for not being able to „take a compliment“ if you pointed it out.
Correction. Make that 3 🤦♂️
@@MadScientist267??? its literal common sense if you have any sort of social life. its very backhanded to say "idk why but you are attractive to me." but tell me why thats clueless?
Imagine what doesn't make the cut... crazy
Asking "you think I'm ugly?" Is not confident, heads up boys!
I thought we all learned this by at most high school, but damn
It's at least a little better than calling them ugly 🤷
It’s unbelievably insecure correct
Technically if you’re asking this, you’ve already been told “no” and should probably just say “have a nice night.”
gunnar doesn't need rizz, he has the ol razzle dazzle
Honestly criticizing men who sexually harass us all the time, to me, is "rizz." If a guy shoos away someone that harasses me, gives me space, and shows up later with a soda and asks for my number, I'll fucking give it to him. I gotta give these fellas some positive reinforcement. They're not socialized to keep each other in check anymore.
@@thaloblue yeah that’s why I only rizz up other men
@@mattgroening8872 smart, i like it
@@mattgroening8872remember it’s not gay if it’s gay for the homies
@@dutchthenightmonkey3457just remember to say no homo
Encouraging men to hit on women who are at work is next level obnoxious. They can't leave, they can't be completely honest because they have to remain polite in front of other customers and staff and they are left feeling awkward and possibly even vulnerable for the rest of their shift (or even longer).
He keeps approaching these girls in places where they're alone, or it's dark out, or they can't run away from him because he's on a scooter. That immediately puts the girls in question on guard
Holy shit this guy's anti-rizz is so powerful I feel it doing psychic damage to me
watching his videos is an automatic DC 15 charisma save to not cringe your skin off
The amount of second-hand embarrassment I get from watching this guy is too much. There's nothing wrong with approaching people you don't know, but you should at least be aware enough not to look like you're about to kidnap someone. He sounds like he's perpetually nervous with everything he says because he's gonna toss you in the back of his van if you say no.
His anti rizz sucked atleast half of my lifespan away
something about Gunnar's necklace/shirt combo makes him look like a cult leader and idk why
would join that cult tbh
That's Jared Leto's go to fit when he goes on his cult retreats.
More like a mafia boss to me
@@TheHeadbanger93 loan shark
I see it
“You can leave at anytime.”
- Po-Po interrogation vibes always knocks down the defenses & puts them at ease.
It's giving major Dennis Reynolds vibes. Because of the implication 😮
“Even if she was interested it’s not like she can leave work”
Wait really? That’s how all my sims meet someone, greet the hostess and then make her leave her job to go to another restaurant 😂
this kind of reminds me of this one time i was working as a dancer at a strip club & i was walking by the bar when this group of guys stopped me and were telling me to leave work & go with them to a different strip club to go party with them. so not only were they not going to pay ME at MY club, BUT THEY WERE GOING TO TAKE ME W THEM TO A DIFF CLUB AND PAY THOSE DANCERS ?!?!!! like how fuxking insulting! plus i hate that so many men forget that dancing is my JOB it’s how i pay my bills and provide for my kids i’m not the one partying THEY are 😭
I'm itching for one of these guys to approach me so when I reject them and they say "is it cuz I'm ugly 🥺" I can just say "yes 😐"
Ion think any of them would be approaching you lmao
Dude I take the number still and I’m married bc I am scared of being followed. I rejected a 40 year old guy when I was 17 and his response was to stalk me for two years.
We really need a psa campaign about leaving people alone, like this dude is a nightmare
gunnar man???? how is this legal??? putting so many bangers out in such a short time, man you are slayin' it bro
Somehow Chris not only speaks with the least confidence imaginable, I'm not even sure if he's sure the words are even words, let alone if they're sticking.
English probably isn't his first language
even my autistic ass has more rizz, albeit usually unintentionally but that's even worse
@@TheHeadbanger93I imagine his first language is unoriginal rehearsed awkward cringe lol
It reminds me of Tommy Wiseau's line readings in The Room
New favorite guy on the Tube for sure! Hell yeah man, love the vibes and always glad to make time for a new Gunnar vid!
Here before this channel blows up! In a few months there will be at least an extra 0 added to the sub count number. Not a single video hasn’t been a banger, honestly.
@@CHloE748 big facts Gunnar is killin it
I don't think I've ever seen a single person refer to UA-cam as "the Tube"
Another massive creep that doesn't stop. Having someone pursue you like this is the most uncomfortable and often scary situation. I can't ever tell if the comments under the videos are messing with him or if guys legit think "that was smooth".
The one around 5:50 was horrible, u could hear the moment when the fear took over and she jus started to agree to shit and offered her number just to gtfo there. He actually like verbally cornered that girl
Yeah ): not cool ):
And if you notice he keeps stepping in front of where she’s going. And saying “I want us both to be sober” is implying that he already plans on getting with her regardless. It’s just sooo creepy agh): I’ve had a dude try to keep me in his apt by being like “why do you hate me? Don’t you wanna hang out?” And I legit thought I was about to die. They need to understand how scary that dynamic is when you just want human respect but u can tell the other person just wants to use you.
And her saying “I told my friend I’d be back” is like social insurance. She’s letting him know that if she’s gone for long someone will question it. She’s scared and I’m disgusted that he not only did this, but reviewed the video and posted it seeing how uncomfortable she is.
@@fruityblue9784 Yes! By the time I have to claim a friend or boyfriend that I need to get back to: It’s because I’m beginning to feel fear.
Oh my god it was heartbreaking watching that switch, just his sentence "nobody’s stopping us, do you know what I mean?"
I have a TINY BIT more respect to the idiots who at least upload them striking out, instead of uploading completely fake videos of them supposedly meeting random girls that instantly fall in love with them.. At least watching someone get rejected is semi entertaining lol
You kinda want him to succeed just so he stops
@@yukikanegawa7470 no... the poor girl
Gunnar, making us watch this was cruel and unusual punishment, you owe us all an apology
He's fucking terrifying.
Bro this man is the impersonation of: "Man has a hidden talent. Keep it hidden 🔥🔥🔥"
That last question of “do you think I’m ugly”?
Cracks me up 😂
I'm a man but I'm pretty sure this video made me a lesbian
Same. Wanna hook up?
4:32 this man is such a professional pick up artist that he's not just picking up the girls but he's also picking up their parents
I find the "you are cute/beautiful/attractive *to me*" phrase so weird. It sounds like an insult, or like hes making a joke at their expense, especially when he follows it up with "is that weird/idk why tho". If he cut the "to me" part, it would make the whole exchange sound a lot less like hes trying to insult them. And just putting a little more actual confidence into the words would probably do wonders as well. He sounds like hes grimacing the entire time from the awkwardness of his voice
That’s ‘negging’, pretty he’s doing it deliberately. Kind of putting them down to hopefully lower their self esteem enough to want his attention. What a tool 😂
Chris is the kinda guy I wouldn’t give any real personal information to. Yeah my name is….. Jane. No I’m not from here, I’m just visiting. I’m staying at my friend’s house and she’s totally expecting me back soon. I’m dating a seven foot tall quarterback, please leave me alone
Trying to flirt in front of a police car. This always go well. 😂😂
The amount of second hand embarrassment I'm feeling for Chris is making me feel so anxious I needed multiple breaks.
That volleyball one was perfect. You go in insulting them all saying they suck pretty much. But don’t worry I’ll show you how to not suck.
Best pickup line ever.
I know there's a lot of negatives about online dating, but if you're a normal human being it does remove a lot of the Initial awkwardness. It's also a space intended to find romantic partners so it's not weird. Really don't know why he's subjecting himself to this lol
To make content!
I like to imagine that they're all just elaborate long term social experiments.
i cant wait to get parasocial with gunnar
I agree but have never heard of that being phrased like that lmao
Same
@@gleekgalacticidk what you said, but I also agree with everything you said👍
Omg that little jig at the end was so wholesome after all that painful cringe and 2nd hand embarrassment of his other vids
There’s a video where a girl asks if he’s recording because of the light on his glasses. Probably sure he uses the raybans stories. They take 30 sec videos. That’s why they cut abruptly at 30 seconds.
oh that just makes everything way creepier. It's like my worst nightmare that people can run around filming me without me even knowing it.
this is specifically the kind of person that madTV skit "can I have your number" was targeting
people like this honestly contribute so much to my social anxiety.. stay safe everyone
"You're real pretty... you're my type actually" holy shit that just sounds predatory as fuck
Man this was painful. It sucks to be a woman. Imagine getting approached by these creeps. MFs use the fact that girls are scared of them to bother them.
You are giving them too much credit lol, they are just stupid and think every girl will just fall for they creepy ass.
@@olivercharles2930no a lot of them definitely play off the fear there’s no way the do this unknowingly
Whether a girl has a boyfriend or not, she will give you her number.
Usually, single girls are the only people who are telling you losers, "Oh, I actually have a boyfriend, ha ha ha.", and that translates to: "Go away. Leave me alone.", in a way that hopefully won't get a weirdo like you to freak out and throw her in your trunk like you CLEARLY want to.
Exactly. I say, "I'm gay". It's mostly true. But I won't let them know I even like guys.
I give them my least favorite family members number rather than my own, I refuse to give em any info that could trace back to me.
@RancorousSea Typically 25-30 year olds. Some of what I go by is what they speak on their own friends about.
@RancorousSeait can be a preservation thing.
Chris is by far one of the weirdest pickup artist I've seen, most pickup artist come in with "The" opening line, then transition into learning more about the woman they're trying to pickup, building a repertoire and then at the last moment they ask for a number or a date. Chris goes from the opening line to number immediately. He doesn't exhibit the typical qualities of pickup artists, which most people just call being "smooth" and instead when the woman he tries to pickup, says no or something else to try and escape their situation, he always tries and guilts them into giving their number. I really want to believe that this all is satire, because at least that would explain almost all of the uncomfortable situations he creates. But I think he just is either socially "illiterate" or deluded to understand that he is scaring a lot of these women, and making them entirely uncomfortable with his presence.
Pickup artist TikTokers are all sketchy
I mean even if they start w a cheesy line and follow up with trying to “get to know” the girl, it is insanely obvious to anyone with any social skills what is going on. No guy is fooling grown ass women with a “pickup artist” game.
If all cishet men treated women like people, and didn’t mostly push the narrative of women being strictly potential hookups off of first glance, this would not be a problem.
I'm in physical pain watching this. This dude reminds me of the guys that girls would ask to throw out of our parties for being creepy
Him bothering ladies at work is bad enough but bothering the ladies with headphones on pissed me off. Im on the spectrum and if i have earbuds or headphones on in a store or something I've probably been overstimulated and the last thing i want is someone to try to talk to me. Unless im about to step into an alligator pit or Miss America is about to present me with a billion dollar check just leave me be.
this is literally my worst nightmare. a random man approaches me out of nowhere and immediately my fight or flight is ENGAGED.
Dude seriously needs to be seasoned with about 10,000,000 SHUs of Cayenne.
Or to ride the lightning.....
the amount of times i had to pause this due to chris is alarming
We all know awkward smiling and nervous laughter means she wants you ✨️✨️✨️
Thank fucking GOD I’m ugly so I will never have to deal with being approached like that… I’d genuinely start crying out of embarrassment and awkwardness
LMAO RIGHT 💀💀💀 that's why im a the "big butch gf" for girls at bars. these men always are bugging my petite conventionally pretty friends.
I'm Scandinavian and I lived in Spain when I was 19. Every single guy I met only wanted one thing and I got so much attention. All girls hated me for the same reason.
At first it was flattering because I don't get that kind of attention in Denmark, but damn it quickly becomes tiring.
Now I'm fat and old and I must admit I kinda enjoy not getting any of that attention any more 😂
"Yer real perty, wut you think I ugly?" Is inspirational
The "That's nice. I'm just shopping," woman is what everyone strives to be when he approaches.
"Get out my face! I'm fuckin busy!"
Gunnar, you’re beautiful to me. #RizzKing
The entire state of Florida is like this, btw. I hate Texas, but at least the men have the decency to stare at your ass after holding the door open for you instead of just stalking you and yelling incoherent statements.
"When bad things happen can we come together?" WOW. "Can I take you out? Can we come together?" This guy's going for a "linguistic bludgeoning" technique.
Love this phrase lmao
because of the implication
im sitting here CRYING AND YELLING AT MY COMPUTER at 2am 😭😭 SOMEBODY MAKE THIS MAN STOP!!!!!
My rizz, rate: "Stop stop, I just want to show you my knife collection! 🗣🗡🏃♂"
The drunk girl at 5 mins in probably was genuinely terrified jesus christ,, "i told my friends id be back soon" she def was scared she wasnt comin back or at least i would be...
Jesus Chris(t), this is so painful.
I feel so bad for them. Leave people alone man!
Looking forward to the the womanese upload 😂
The boy in the striped pajamas 😭 fucking killed me
I can't believe the 3 am back alley rizz worked
I CALL NEXT STUNT: outrun Usian Bolt but at the end say you cheated but still won
Read the title as "Negative Ritz" thought people were running out of crackers
thankfully it's not as bad as that, whew
If that happened, I was going to cry
Pretty soon we're gonna see a video where Chris pops out of a dumpster and asks someone taking their trash out for their number.
"I'd never throw YOU away, baby!"
Sorry! I was watching without subscribing because I thought this was the main channel. I didn't even know you had a second channel until I scrolled down. I am subscribed now Gunnar! I enjoy your videos, your humor is just around my comfort zone! Please upload more regularly!
"Balls of Steel, and a Buttfull of Rizz."
Chris is the type of guy to ask a girl out when she's in a middle of a corporate business meeting.
Chris desperately needs a copy of the Womanese dictionary. He needs to be more off the cuff so if not gonna plan ahead at LEAST carry a reliable resource.
I can't tell if these videos help with my social anxiety or make it worse
9:40 Its so funny the look on concern from hearing this man struggle is hilarious.
Gunnar please bring back the mustache I’m losing sleep and failing classes
The title says confidence but my heart says jail
when i didn’t turn a guy down (he asked for me to put my number straight to where he can call me and make sure i gave him my number), he picked me up and started kissing me all over my neck and it felt like slobber. and this was in the middle of a target
Liking the video instantly just because of that guy in chat saying "cheese rizz?"
That was me thanks
Chris reminds me of my old friend in middle school that’s ALWAYS tried getting girls and was never scared of the reaction but always got rejected. Conveniently his name was Chris.
I’ve been binge watching your videos. I love your content Gunner!!
I'm dying from second-hand embarrassment from watching this. It's only been 4 minutes and I'm unable to continue watching this video, I'm sorry.
Couldn't make it through this one without skipping some of the clips and taking breaks
"Rizz" is a new term I was unfamiliar with up untill watching this video. But now that I know, I can say with absolute confidence I actually do have zero rizz. I think...
Heard it like in six other videos today. Now I know what it means.
Awkward and scary, right?
SO it looks like he maybe (in his earlier vids) stalked women from a gym, until they probably reported him. Nothing says sincerity like recording his approaches. Maybe it says "I want evidence that I didn't assault you"? "I record for BOTH our safety"? Can't wait for the one where the BF/Hubby walks up mid-approach. XD Been married 25 yrs--sexual harassment is real. My rule: THEY get touchy, I get "touchy". Stay safe guys and gals.
Oh my God I got curious I wanted to know what he looks like, so I looked up his TikTok and his most recent one….The girl at the club pulls out the “that’s my girlfriend!” Card and I got flashbacks to my club days when before we would go out, we would all agree we’re gonna be club lesbians (me being the only bisexual girl I wasn’t mad about it) basically it’s an agreement you make ahead of time so that if your girlfriend looks at you like “help meeeeeee!!!!” they come over and they say “that’s my girlfriend get out of here dude!” Jesus, that we still have to do this in 2023….
This guy activates my fight or flight response and I'm not even a girl...
“What am I ugly?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 BRUHHHHH ☠️
that 'can I take you out' definitely translated to something like like 'can I take you' lol
Head pops out between your feet on the bleachers.
“Excuse me I never do this…”
I can speak for the council of Chris' and we do not claim him
Bro keep up this amazing content I love your videos thanks for making me laugh and smile!
You’re on a goddamn scooter, Chris!
Scooter approach 🤣🤣🤣
What’s funny is, if he ever succeeded in one of these videos his channel would be donezo
Physical pain was created from this video
I’m telling you anybody that manufactures pepper spray needs to put this shit into a commercial
Holy shit the moment he walked up to the fence 🤣
There’s a big difference between confidence, and courage in the face of hopelessness. Though I really would rather not ascribe any type of positive values to this Chris
That in the back alley reminded me of a police Bodycam and I was waiting for the girl to ask "Am I detained?"
"Spoken anti-rizz" is the best thing I've ever heard.
He fishes for compliments to guilt trip them into continuing the interaction. It's sleazy AF!
"Can I take you out?" Is he moving his hands the whole time like a tactical assassin? XD