Or the dudes that choose sniper(a fundamentally useful yet practically useless class in a cqc centric game where most players don't even know how to clear a room well,let alone snipe) and end up having just missing half of their shots ,get frustrated and speed run their way into a building with their 1911(always the 1911 too.) And then die
Man thanks for the laugh this was spot on. Every piece of it. It's always the folks that don't play obj or around it that INSTANTLY lock marksman class with a fully decked out bipod suppressed SVD with a laser sight sitting 300 miles away from the obj. What? The obj starts blinking and most of your teammates died and the sniper is one of the last few alive to try to get on obj? Pffff you must be a clown to think he's gonna try to get on obj.
LMG-freak, the guy who knows every spot where he can spawn kill the enemy and exits the match with 25 kills and 0.03% accuracy Jealous Commander, instantly goes for the team kill if there's another commander cause he's the only one worthy of calling in fire support
Should have brought up how the "grenadier" will ignore the obj and be attracted straight to the other teams spawn at all times since its just part of our natural calling
You forgot the Observer who observes everything except how to be an Observer, The brain dead's who run directly into your fire supports even after verbally calling them out over the mic. As you could probably guess I'm the Commander who spams the "Request Observer" key and who selects Commander before the game even loads.
Spot on about the in-game Veteran lol, should’ve mentioned that given the chance, he will eagerly tell you about how the previous Insurgency titles were better and why Sandstorm is a trash game, despite having played it for thousands of hours since release. Spoiler: ins2 is actually better though
You missed the trash talker who sucks, the guy who has to use a shotgun point blank because anything thats beyond five feet is just to hard. Worst part is they'll miss bots who stand still for them.
bro the sniper one is so true it annoys me, the people who usally pick marksmen's hardly get ANY kills and dont even take out other snipers or machine gunners positioned in a spot
Players in this game: 1) players who give you abuse, use the n word, use the r word.... will be silent when you are the last man standing and re-spawn the whole team but will call you a Rtard if you get killed, even when they got themselves killed... Will kill you if you accidentally shoot them once - will never speak on the mic to warn anyone else of dangers or to say anything positive. Will rush ahead to the next objective leaving their team behind, in a COD single player style to prove they know the game so well and to get points that don't really get you anything anyway. They insist on using ridiculous weapons like slow single shot bolt action rifles, shotguns, or sniper rifles which don't really help anyone and they get themselves killed out of tying to look skilled. 2) Other players are nice I guess.... but I haven't played with them....
You forgot about the other tacticool guy who prefers the real thing and training under nods shooting suppressed but also enjoys video games and can appreciate that this community was awesome till the toxic COD players started playing
Very accurate. I'm so recognized that even when I changed my name, people are still thinking about me and a few guessed my previous name. It's a blessing and a curse but mostly just curse.
The griefer who just micspams racist stuff and throws flashbangs on teammates The Jihadist Roleplayers (Me) who will C4 ourselves on munitions caches and hipfire AKs
I guess i have a curse or something, a curse of having the most garbage players ever, i could play BF, COD, but i always found myself with idiots players.
In my experience the Mil-Sim/Roleplayers are the most insufferable players you'll meet, always seeing themselves as the "main character" and having a complete disregard of common knowledge, also sometimes just saying the cringiest shit over comms, I've only met one or two who actually knew what they're doing and actually had a sense of how to cooperate with the team, I'm sure there are some out there who aren't bad and actually know what to do, but the ratio between good and bad is hanging to the latter
Also just wanted to say you missed the "Commander" calling in Fire support over his pleading voice and friendlies dying... 200hrs of commander out of my 603hrs.
If it’s vs AI I become the Milsim guy 😭 hate that I use comms alot but it’s not like it’s pvp and I usually only do it when teammates aren’t aware of sounds or callouts and get spawn killed by John wick bots instantly after spawn after the bots b line it to our resupply. I usually only use it to recruit riflemen to the observer role because having an alive observer and a good commander can make mince meat of any bots approach if you overlap explosive mortars a chemical or rocket barrage
you're missing one majaor player base. China players : no sense of tactics or awareness to surrounding.. run like headless chicken, abuse nades, block hallways with molotov...
The only time where the last point makes sense is if you're trying to get enemies into a kill zone by cutting off routes. But yeah, the China player definitely doesn't do it to do that
I played PvP one time for about 3 mins, left and just stick with Co-op. Its alot more fast paced, always something random happening, easy way to rank up and learn maps and everyone I've met so far has been chill.
Wait please tell me why grenadier is a bad choice? Because that’s my go to lol I utilize the rpg on any trucks with mounted weapon and I use the grenade launcher as well.
Well, to be fair, I am absolutely not saying this as a sniper man, hell, most of the time I play as a rifleman, a sniper being a good distance away from the objective can be useful. Only if they are feeding info, such as what kind of enemies there are coming to the objective, or actually good at shooting.
A sniper ok your team is devastating. Only thing is, if it's a good sniper it will be devastating for the other team, if it's a bad sniper it'll be for yours
Im the grenadier, i have rockets, i have bombs and you have limbs torn from your body so your opinion on my playstyle is invalid :) JK, but fr, being the demoman is such a great time, you can run around as a heavier standard player but you have the power to kill players behind walls, clear rooms easily, destroy the obj without getting in etc And its not that easy to play it, at least its harder than playing full auto sniper as a gunner or just one tapping anyone from anyranges with a shotgun...
I'm, as I like to say, a wildcard everything I do will be random whether it's me trying to be tactics or simply joking around and throwing grenades or flashes in rooms filled with teammates
they should turn friendly fire off . the most annoying noobs are who just run and think its call of duty run straight in to your fire line weather its ur barrel or fire support . the worst comunity I have seen in the online gaming history . especially on console.
Or they indiscriminately throw frags flashes and magdump ar anything moving. Had one dude use the m82 sitting on an overhead pos and indiscriminately magdumps 2 mags worth into the target building that the team is currently clearing.
I support this but for a different reason, I'm an idiot who shoots if I don't see a friendly marker, so sometimes a teammate will run in front of me from off screen and their little blue diamond won't be there, so I panic and shoot... And uh... Yeah.
Yo I literally played with you yesterday. Y’all had like 4-5 lvl 1,000s and my team got shitted on. I was the one in chat asking why u had a shield next to ur name
What about the player that follows you around and throws flash bangs at you and blocking every door
Isn't team killing on ? Tk their azz
@@Obeythaman after a while damage is reflected and you end up killing yourself if you try and attack them
@@ripazrael Thast why the idiots use flashbangs - the damage if reflected back is not fatal and still annoys.
Or the dudes that choose sniper(a fundamentally useful yet practically useless class in a cqc centric game where most players don't even know how to clear a room well,let alone snipe) and end up having just missing half of their shots ,get frustrated and speed run their way into a building with their 1911(always the 1911 too.) And then die
forgot the muslim, only plays insurgent and screams allahuakbar the entire match
I've met those kind.
im muslim, i only hear non muslims saying that. not cool
Nah, it's cool (I'm also muslim)@@ElementarH._Neos
I’m Muslim and I hear non Muslim say that.
But it isn’t much of a problem for me or I might join in.
Man thanks for the laugh this was spot on. Every piece of it. It's always the folks that don't play obj or around it that INSTANTLY lock marksman class with a fully decked out bipod suppressed SVD with a laser sight sitting 300 miles away from the obj. What? The obj starts blinking and most of your teammates died and the sniper is one of the last few alive to try to get on obj? Pffff you must be a clown to think he's gonna try to get on obj.
Homie i found you lmao
What about the players who get pms when you talk and vote kick or tk as soon as you breathe into your mic?
You got me on the sniper one man I pick sniper thinking I'm in American Sniper cuz it's badass 😭
The sniper who's actually really good at the game who finds the most cheese spots and gets like 20+ kills. Also can't forget Blockstop and Pigman69
Blockstop Is a legend
@@brandonjones3491 fr
You forgot Blockstop, a legend worthy of his own category.
LMG-freak, the guy who knows every spot where he can spawn kill the enemy and exits the match with 25 kills and 0.03% accuracy
Jealous Commander, instantly goes for the team kill if there's another commander cause he's the only one worthy of calling in fire support
You forgot the insurgent-mil-sim player that probably was a real insurgent
Me rn
The "Counter Sniper" that just picks any class letting them have access to a rifle with a bipod and scope because the "Sniper" got their class first.
Yeah but it makes since not like team killing a sniper
Should have brought up how the "grenadier" will ignore the obj and be attracted straight to the other teams spawn at all times since its just part of our natural calling
The worst one is the player that throws incendiary grenades all over the place. Usually ends up hurting the team more than the enemy
Foreshadowing 🔥👀
iv heard grumbelings of such a man by the name of Molly Mage
Don’t forget Blockstop. He deserves a spot on this list
You forgot about a type of player. The useless observer player that runs away from the commander
💯
I’ll be your observer 💯
Love the co-op but the pvp in my experience was "find a corner and wait simulator".
Because 90% of the time that's the player who killed me 😂
You forgot the Observer who observes everything except how to be an Observer, The brain dead's who run directly into your fire supports even after verbally calling them out over the mic. As you could probably guess I'm the Commander who spams the "Request Observer" key and who selects Commander before the game even loads.
Worst is having no commander and observer at all
@reetikarjalainen4994 Yeah I think they should do away with the Observer and Commander needing to be near eachother in order to call in fire support.
Spot on about the in-game Veteran lol, should’ve mentioned that given the chance, he will eagerly tell you about how the previous Insurgency titles were better and why Sandstorm is a trash game, despite having played it for thousands of hours since release.
Spoiler: ins2 is actually better though
He will also tell teammates to use smoke... Teammates will not use smoke...🥇
@@SmallBrainEnergy I use smoke and crack up when I hear the in game vets say "good smoke" like I know. I know how to dewit.
Nailed it in optimise
@@SmallBrainEnergy USE THE SMOKE!!!
The Team Fortress 2 sniper music was icing on the cake.
You missed the trash talker who sucks, the guy who has to use a shotgun point blank because anything thats beyond five feet is just to hard. Worst part is they'll miss bots who stand still for them.
To anyone who stops in doorways, don't. Just, don't. This also applies to real life. Please.
Sincerely,
The World
FOR REAL
The gunner is summed up by their classic catch phrase of “count the shells bitch”.
Don't even get me started on the milsim guy lmao. Good video, my guy.
Also, i just straight up TK people that block paths now lmao.
Honestly when I see the level 1k dudes I just leave the lobby, they're typically all insufferable to play with.
Somehow level 1k dudes in co op suck really bad
Not too many of us gunner boys out there,and that’s the way I like it lol.We’re like unicorns
Gunner is the way to go, when everyone’s dead we’re in there w 100 rounds ready to go
As a non-gunner veteran in Sandstorm, you two made me laugh really hard.
bro the sniper one is so true it annoys me, the people who usally pick marksmen's hardly get ANY kills and dont even take out other snipers or machine gunners positioned in a spot
Or they pick the sniper class on maps that are definitely not suited for sniping, like Tell, a close quarters map
Players in this game:
1) players who give you abuse, use the n word, use the r word.... will be silent when you are the last man standing and re-spawn the whole team but will call you a Rtard if you get killed, even when they got themselves killed...
Will kill you if you accidentally shoot them once -
will never speak on the mic to warn anyone else of dangers or to say anything positive.
Will rush ahead to the next objective leaving their team behind, in a COD single player style to prove they know the game so well and to get points that don't really get you anything anyway.
They insist on using ridiculous weapons like slow single shot bolt action rifles, shotguns, or sniper rifles which don't really help anyone and they get themselves killed out of tying to look skilled.
2) Other players are nice I guess.... but I haven't played with them....
American serv are the worst
Can't forget about the dudes who run remote explosives and mines for chained explosions
for "the sniper" i was really expecting a clip from the actual "meet the sniper" video where he says "snipings a good job mate"
You forgot about the other tacticool guy who prefers the real thing and training under nods shooting suppressed but also enjoys video games and can appreciate that this community was awesome till the toxic COD players started playing
Nailed it!
There is nothing wrong with taking every corner carefully and slowly. There is usually someone hiding there waiting to shoot as you run past.
There are also “The Controllers”; whose aim is really terrible due to the lack of auto-aim support for controller.
as a sandstorm player with 3500 hrs on coop, i've met them all hahahahaahha
3500 on co op? 🤯
@@C00lGuyWithHats yup that's right!
Jesus I’m not even that close I’m still 589 and over 40 thousand Insurgent Kills
The moment u realize you’ve become an in game vet is when others start remembering u😅
Very accurate. I'm so recognized that even when I changed my name, people are still thinking about me and a few guessed my previous name. It's a blessing and a curse but mostly just curse.
Occasionally can be found in packs of 4-8 LOL
The griefer who just micspams racist stuff and throws flashbangs on teammates
The Jihadist Roleplayers (Me) who will C4 ourselves on munitions caches and hipfire AKs
@@Ur_LagginI’ve been in matches with him, that’s literally all he does lmao
i encounter them at least once every game session without fail
3:28 Ah yes, T()()L and GOOBGOOB find themselves in another video again. I only ever see them in Push, never in Frontline.
I love wasting team lives by blocking the door. Im lvl 118 and im proud :]
I guess i have a curse or something, a curse of having the most garbage players ever, i could play BF, COD, but i always found myself with idiots players.
I feel you!
In my experience the Mil-Sim/Roleplayers are the most insufferable players you'll meet, always seeing themselves as the "main character" and having a complete disregard of common knowledge, also sometimes just saying the cringiest shit over comms, I've only met one or two who actually knew what they're doing and actually had a sense of how to cooperate with the team, I'm sure there are some out there who aren't bad and actually know what to do, but the ratio between good and bad is hanging to the latter
I relate to the veteran bit. Love the vid👍🏻
That ending was really nice. Reminds me while were all gamers
You forgot the shadow warriors. The guys who just buy the pay to win dlc cosmetics. The guy who exploit the dark spots of the map.
Sounds... Familiar... o_o
level 505 and still throwing every explosive under the sun
How do they have so high levels yet lack Skill?
Also just wanted to say you missed the "Commander" calling in Fire support over his pleading voice and friendlies dying... 200hrs of commander out of my 603hrs.
When I played commander for the first time, rank 20 I got voted out because the observer died all the time and I couldn't call in anything 😂
genuinely great content, keep it up my dood
If it’s vs AI I become the Milsim guy 😭 hate that I use comms alot but it’s not like it’s pvp and I usually only do it when teammates aren’t aware of sounds or callouts and get spawn killed by John wick bots instantly after spawn after the bots b line it to our resupply. I usually only use it to recruit riflemen to the observer role because having an alive observer and a good commander can make mince meat of any bots approach if you overlap explosive mortars a chemical or rocket barrage
I was the noob, hating cod and stuff but I kept playing and got ok
The harder the game is the more I want to play
i’m your sniper but also the guy who rallies the team 😂
This video earned my sub
unfortionally I am the sniper using .50 with a 4x rushing corners
@@generalmozart1214 Use .50 with laser & irons rushing obj :D
What about the team player, the guy who is decent at the game, and will play whatever is needed
What about the complete opposite, people who get pissy because you use the mic and tk or vote kick as soon as you breathe.
this is the only game where people dont talk shit even if there on another team
Lol that’s cap
you're missing one majaor player base.
China players : no sense of tactics or awareness to surrounding.. run like headless chicken, abuse nades, block hallways with molotov...
Sounds like the typical cod transfer, though.
The only time where the last point makes sense is if you're trying to get enemies into a kill zone by cutting off routes. But yeah, the China player definitely doesn't do it to do that
You forgot about the habitual molly abusers, you can't play a match nowadays where there isn't 1/3 of the map in flames 🔥🔥🔥
this has been nerfed 😭😭😭😭
I played against Tool, he’s pretty good…
Present day. Tool is still playing. Saw him in a few games a day ago.
the thumbnail was great!
The only thing smol about this Brain Energy is his sub count!
I played PvP one time for about 3 mins, left and just stick with Co-op. Its alot more fast paced, always something random happening, easy way to rank up and learn maps and everyone I've met so far has been chill.
That T()()l guy has been playing for this long?
Well made and well written content
Sniper support close to the objective but ducked off usually a waypoint back
Lol i'm literally the sniper
Very much a Newb but I'm relishing the challenge. Props out to my teams as they're doing the heavy lifting as I learn the maps. Peac...ugh 🤣😂🤣
Keep at it, friend. We've all been there
@@dunkyking6310 Thanks mate
should have more subscribers, good video
Wait please tell me why grenadier is a bad choice? Because that’s my go to lol
I utilize the rpg on any trucks with mounted weapon and I use the grenade launcher as well.
I imagine he’s just talking about the bad players. Every class has its use!
''grenadier'' what game are you playing ?- there is no such class.
@@royfr8136 Just a nickname for people who constantly throw grenades
Nice vid Smallbrian , I feel shamed being on top of the veteran section with a sniper rifle lol
in my defense i use the grenadier build to piss ppl off. i’ve gotten many angry messages from ppl for using noob tubes and it brings me joy
I use a revolver build (rifleman), and oh my, the salt flows
The guy that gets switched to the other team mid game and starts killing his teammates and quits lol (teams are uneven)
the door blocker noob used to be me but now I'm one of the 3 other guys getting killed by said player type
the way i play is between noob and milsim.. i either zero friendly fire or outright kills friendly.. i do not block doors tho.. XD
Lol. Too true.
Are you my long lost brother?
Demolitions is literally how I play 😆
Yup, Im the n00b whos a sniper sometimes.
Well, to be fair, I am absolutely not saying this as a sniper man, hell, most of the time I play as a rifleman, a sniper being a good distance away from the objective can be useful. Only if they are feeding info, such as what kind of enemies there are coming to the objective, or actually good at shooting.
A sniper ok your team is devastating. Only thing is, if it's a good sniper it will be devastating for the other team, if it's a bad sniper it'll be for yours
I was absolutely howling at this video 😂😂😂
Hahaha super cool vid!! 🤣👌
Burninator is lvl 4000 now 😬
you forgot to add the player that berates his enslaved friends so he can make content for his youtube channel
I'll do it again
Im the grenadier, i have rockets, i have bombs and you have limbs torn from your body so your opinion on my playstyle is invalid :)
JK, but fr, being the demoman is such a great time, you can run around as a heavier standard player but you have the power to kill players behind walls, clear rooms easily, destroy the obj without getting in etc
And its not that easy to play it, at least its harder than playing full auto sniper as a gunner or just one tapping anyone from anyranges with a shotgun...
my name pops up at 2:55 my steam name is terry but thats not me still cool tho
You’re terry?? Bruhhh I’ve definitely played multiple rounds with you on opposite and friendly teams
I'm, as I like to say, a wildcard everything I do will be random whether it's me trying to be tactics or simply joking around and throwing grenades or flashes in rooms filled with teammates
Nice quality content
Nice video!
My comment was held hostage. I demand its immediate release. Thank you.
I don't negotiate with terrorists ._.
@@SmallBrainEnergy Yet you play as one in Darude Standstrom o.O
who tf ever said that sandstorm is a hard game?
It's not hard, but it's definitely not a COD kinda game where you'll only kill, in Sandstorm you'll die. A lot.
@@BrunoHartmann- I die alot less in Sandstorm than I do in cod. Players just need to stop rushing and just figure out their role and what to do
You forgot the shotgun guy
Literally me, 2nd most played class of mine i belive, its just so good to have a noob tube that onetaps everyone from every range with 0 accuracy
This is so accurate haha.
Yeah i hate grenadiers.... This class should be removed in Push... PvP Veteran, lvl 500 , all cosmetics unlocked 😂😂😂
This was a funny video 🤣
based
If u see chuckylucky just know ur not going to win
Still one of my favorite videos and still accurate today and have lived long enough to become one of The Vets
I don't get it, never played PvP
im an animal
chad.
Newb and Noob are different. Learn the difference.
I refuse
@@SmallBrainEnergy :0
they should turn friendly fire off . the most annoying noobs are who just run and think its call of duty run straight in to your fire line weather its ur barrel or fire support . the worst comunity I have seen in the online gaming history . especially on console.
Or they indiscriminately throw frags flashes and magdump ar anything moving. Had one dude use the m82 sitting on an overhead pos and indiscriminately magdumps 2 mags worth into the target building that the team is currently clearing.
I support this but for a different reason, I'm an idiot who shoots if I don't see a friendly marker, so sometimes a teammate will run in front of me from off screen and their little blue diamond won't be there, so I panic and shoot... And uh... Yeah.
Funny video
3:35 is exactly why I don’t play pvp, I’d be fcking furious and I’d just punch my wall, that was complete total bullsh*t
Yo I literally played with you yesterday. Y’all had like 4-5 lvl 1,000s and my team got shitted on. I was the one in chat asking why u had a shield next to ur name
Omfg and I play with Dodge 😂😂 he screams everytime I steal the sniper from him
😆
Nice video!