"You know, not all drugs are bad, psychedelics are pretty cool, ever heard of DMT and ayahuasca? I'm sure you drink alcohol which is far more dangerous... By the way have you seen that chimp video?" - Philosopher guy -
@@sharkey_m8 Hopefully not the part where his content becomes talking about random drama every four days and highlights of him watching LivePD and saying nothing
You think you’re cool cause you only wear jeans? I’ll have you know I’m a top tier Jean influencer, I currently have 122 Pairs and counting. I was born while my mother was wearing jeans, my first onesie was a denim jean one, you were merely adopted by jeans, while I was literally born in jeans, honestly next time find something more immersive to get into because I guarantee everyone who reads this can agree, I’m the Jean man.
Some suggestions for 3.0: - Super Tech-obsessed (talks constantly about "the future of etc.", has 3 pieces of "smart" tech strapped to their body, says they're gonna buy the new Tesla) - Doomer Kid (is only 24 and thinks their life is coming to end, blames society and everything in their environment for their own shortcomings, calls everyone a cheater in CS:GO) - Wannabe Thug (posts "hood" memes on instagram, fakes ebonics/ethnic accents, knows 25 people dead or in prison who don't actually exist)
@@lynchmyteam Because they're hot without being a thot, cute and relatable without being quirky, and they're calm and smart. Always anti drama. They also have style
Funny thing is that I'm pretty sure Pokemon girl is usually originally a mirage girl who's just more shy than average. The turning point for her is when she decides to try anime or buys a Switch. I suggest a mirage/pokemon/goth girl continuum.
Keep up the good content king, I’ve been watching for like 6 years now and the content is only getting better, I’m naming my kids after you guys love you lots
Realistically the gamer should be in C tier for having almost no discernible personality aside from a few rare strains speccing into the “insanely conservative” skilltree, but I’m guessing the bottom webcam dude didn’t want to roast his friend too hard.
Im ashamed of how accurate these are but here is my spread: Normal guy: 9% Philosopher: 20% Gamer: 37% Soundcloud rapper: 28% Hypebeast: 4% Wannabe jock: 2% Post yours so everyone can compare... (this is just from the types here not taking into account any other personality types)
Where is the track/cross country kid who always brought 5 Tupperware containers full of peanut butter and celery to lunch, had multiple skin disorders, and rocked a Mel Gibson mullet
My friend from high school fits the "average guy" perfectly wow. Never saw him in anything but jeans and a plain t-shirt. Went to state college and got a business job. And he's a great guy! Should be S+
"She has to make the ultimate decision is she gonna be a kindergarden teacher or a nurse" LOL i laughed so hard at that
That was rlly funny
best part of the vid. that and the red shoes got me
So Tru tho
That was a good joke
@@xethaz8088 I agree it was very clever
"one dog, two kids and a 6/10 wife“
love this quote
6/10 wife*
@@devanmallory5304 yeah lol, but life would fit too
@@duuplo true
my dog's name is Duplo
@@autismo4029 hehe
I know damn well they were gonna put the nerd at a lower tier until they realized the majority of people watching is that guy
He also realized a Speedrunner like himself should be ranked a bit higher
Fact
True
That's just economics yo
Probably not, they don't bother anyone and stick to their thing
*Leaked footage of God creating humanity*
lmao he really is god
@@der9440 no
@@der9440 no
From live leak
☹️
Your content is goth girl tier.
LOL
True something we viewers can’t have
@@broccoliman5003 speak for yourself aha
Still can't understand why they put her on the highest tier
Forgetting about tomboy tierlist
Speed daddy is gonna be the new critikal or diesel
not until he buys a new mic
@@julepi356 no this mic is point on what we want
THEY SHOULD DO A COLLAB!!!
a new vin diesel
you can’t be the new Critikal. There’s only one
God
"You know, not all drugs are bad, psychedelics are pretty cool, ever heard of DMT and ayahuasca? I'm sure you drink alcohol which is far more dangerous...
By the way have you seen that chimp video?"
- Philosopher guy -
Lmao
H it seems you know a lot about a buddy of mine, maybe you’re the philosopher guy
- Joe Rogan guy -
I dress like philosopher guy but i act nothing like him
"Yo guys, now hear me out, I was thinking how..."
This is so accurate it's insane. Especially the mirage
i have a crush on the mirage until I found out many guys also do lmao
@@robboss2011 Yeah I dated one for a while but that shit did not play out well lol
How that girl end up the highest lol
@@grahamhill2277 Holy shit does everyone just know the Mirage?
@@mileschow5961 wat is mirage
I think this man is a upcoming commentary channel
Yeah, reminds me of moistcritical
@@sharkey_m8 I can’t tell if they’d clash or not
They’re so similar
But Unky has more energy overall
Which isn’t hard to do
@@bbqseitan7106 very true
@@sharkey_m8 Hopefully not the part where his content becomes talking about random drama every four days and highlights of him watching LivePD and saying nothing
@bbq seitan yeah I agree. Unky is more energetic than critical. Both channels are hilarious
3:25 is literally my entire life plan.
Dude fr where are my normal bois at
@@rogeliomena2995 people around the world strive for that life, sounds pretty good
It's a good life we live brother
@@rogeliomena2995 dang this “normal life” sounds boring 😭
@@epictubegamer Ight understandable have a nice day
Are we missing the "I'm so quirky/funny girls" still?
im such a crack head 🤪
@@ShaneStapler Those ones
I’m not like the other girls im a Gemini!
“I’m the fun one when I’m drunk”
Solid poopcrap
“one dog, two kids, and a 6/10 wife”
possibly my favorite quote of all time
Was laughing at the normal guy roast, but then they started making fun of his jeans. I unintentionally only wear jeans
You think you’re cool cause you only wear jeans? I’ll have you know I’m a top tier Jean influencer, I currently have 122 Pairs and counting. I was born while my mother was wearing jeans, my first onesie was a denim jean one, you were merely adopted by jeans, while I was literally born in jeans, honestly next time find something more immersive to get into because I guarantee everyone who reads this can agree,
I’m the Jean man.
@@JoeMama-ur7vu I'm one of the 122 pairs of jeans this dude got and I approve, he's the real one
@@JoeMama-ur7vu You're not just the Jean Man, you're the best Jeanist. I am humbled to be in a presence of the denim diety
@@JoeMama-ur7vu The Trouser tyrant
@@JoeMama-ur7vu The Dean of Jean
I love that the one that made them laugh the most was the “normal guy”. Somehow they made very average things seem hilarious
I haven't been called out yet so I'm still enjoying these quite a lot
The nerd was only half my personality
im laying in between b and c teir feels bad man
@@buildtime78years9 just stay out of poopcrap and you’re good mate
Requesting a proper zoom-in on each photo next time!
Please, especially on my 144p
Haha
Some suggestions for 3.0:
- Super Tech-obsessed (talks constantly about "the future of etc.", has 3 pieces of "smart" tech strapped to their body, says they're gonna buy the new Tesla)
- Doomer Kid (is only 24 and thinks their life is coming to end, blames society and everything in their environment for their own shortcomings, calls everyone a cheater in CS:GO)
- Wannabe Thug (posts "hood" memes on instagram, fakes ebonics/ethnic accents, knows 25 people dead or in prison who don't actually exist)
Where is that dude who wears a Ushanka and says "I serve the Soviet Union" every 10 minutes
I wear a USSR Ushanka because it's cold in the winter. I don't give a shit about history or politics it's just nice and warm 😂
S+ but invisible because of vodka stealth machine
This guy is the next Cr1tikal
Na
Cr1tikal is just a clown
@@cc1drt the god of clowns
no lies
@@cc1drt he's making a living by entertaining people by being himself and doing what he wants
clown with a life of a king
I love how no one is in S+
That’s reserved for goth girl tier
@@joshuadardashti8675 As it should be.
@@cjgreen4331 Why do people like goth girls so much?
@@lynchmyteam Because they're hot without being a thot, cute and relatable without being quirky, and they're calm and smart. Always anti drama. They also have style
@@cjgreen4331 "without being a thot" lol
"You are this guy"
Me: *yes.*
Speedrun uncle will create a new revolution in the world, he will bring a new future to the younger generation
Speedrun comment. 9.53 seconds
Aww, you beat my personal best
Sublime send
speedrun comment: 6.9420
What %?
@@thenotoriousdig610 Original%
Congrats on 100k subs man!
You successfully speedran the Gold Playbutton!
I like how he keeps all the default and useful application in the taskbar and out of nowhere decides to put League of Legends.
These are so accurate it's actually scary. Getting my daily education of actual psychology
He sounds weird when he's not speedruning.
I love this content he's putting out though
Speedrun Withdraw
That's why I'm watching on 1.5
Let’s go the speed run goat
This could be it
This dude speedran 100k subs. But actually congrats! I've been watching since your first upload and it's insane how entertaining you are
Loving the content man! These are some of the most accurate tier lists I’ve ever seen.
Bruh you just accurately described like half the people i know in 2 videos ahhaha
This channel is help saving my 2021
You are growing fast man
This guy is a breath of fresh air in a platform that is slowly becoming homogeneous
You earned a sub here. Speedruns are cool, but this is just awesome lol
this guys definitely gonna blow up
“F” has been renamed to “poopcrap”
Failure rates drop to 0%
Poopcrap rates skyrocket to 200%
@@jwaj haha, didn’t think about that one!!
What the friend that says, "hey lets make a shitty friend tier list?"
Lmao, you guys got a good dynamic going on😂
Funny thing is that I'm pretty sure Pokemon girl is usually originally a mirage girl who's just more shy than average. The turning point for her is when she decides to try anime or buys a Switch.
I suggest a mirage/pokemon/goth girl continuum.
Cross and Seth just have a way of describing people with poor life decisions and I respect that
you have to end this serious with the ultimate tier list. of all the types of people from past episodes!
This man is the biggest legend ever. Can’t stop laughing!!
Keep up the good content king, I’ve been watching for like 6 years now and the content is only getting better, I’m naming my kids after you guys love you lots
I swear, he hit the mark on the head with the "Disney Girl" lmaoo. Everything he said matches someone I know minus the Disney references
Realistically the gamer should be in C tier for having almost no discernible personality aside from a few rare strains speccing into the “insanely conservative” skilltree, but I’m guessing the bottom webcam dude didn’t want to roast his friend too hard.
People who make gaming their entire personality are so boring
In time, we’ll all regret not putting normal guy in s tier.
"this guy is normal as shit" lmao
i love that i can see your channel slowly growing ur mad cool bro
This is my new favorite channel
"He wears a t-shirt without a print and some jeans"
*Looks down on clothes*
Ohhhhh
Your growth is actually staggering dude. You have a shot at far overshooting other TikTokTubers!
This is why I pay my internet bill every months.
PLEASE keep these coming. I haven’t laughed like this in a while lol.
It's insane how many laughs I can get out of just one of your videos
"this person has nothing unique about him"
literally everyone in his tier lists
The mirage girl though.
The dislikes are from people in the PoopCrap Tier
I like how the other guy just agrees with you on everything
The mirage is on point
*All other types*: That's pretty funny
*Normal guy appears*: I feel offended
Keep these coming this is goated content
These are my favorite videos on UA-cam keep it up
Feel personally attacked by the normal guy, jokes on you I have two pairs of jeans
*speeduncle must be protected at all costs*
Im ashamed of how accurate these are but here is my spread:
Normal guy: 9%
Philosopher: 20%
Gamer: 37%
Soundcloud rapper: 28%
Hypebeast: 4%
Wannabe jock: 2%
Post yours so everyone can compare...
(this is just from the types here not taking into account any other personality types)
Here's mine:
Normal guy: 20%
Philosopher: 45%
Gamer: 30%
Soundcloud rapper: 0%
Hypebeast: 0%
Wannabe jock: 5%
Mine (I think)
Normal Guy: 40%
Philosopher: 12%
Gamer: 48%
Soundcloud Rapper: 0%
HypeBeast: 0%
Wannabe Jock: 0%
This is "the" channel we don't deserve.
_Heh, I have 2 cats instead of a dog. You didn't describe me to a scarily accurate degree._
SpeedRunnerGod and Charlie will have a nice conversation
I'm the gamer except I have a 0.5 KD.
Actually, no, that's literally everyone.
We're all gamers.
Where is the track/cross country kid who always brought 5 Tupperware containers full of peanut butter and celery to lunch, had multiple skin disorders, and rocked a Mel Gibson mullet
My friend from high school fits the "average guy" perfectly wow. Never saw him in anything but jeans and a plain t-shirt. Went to state college and got a business job.
And he's a great guy! Should be S+
Agree with mostly every assessment the only thing would be the "anime girl": I'd put her in the C or poopcrap tier.
It is scary how accurate these are
Bro dont stop making videos! Your content is hilarious 👍😂
9:20 ur doing me even dirtier this time.
Ayyy congrats on 100k
Do the kind of guy who owns an apple book next 😉😉
5:29 your commentary is spot on
He describes everyone so well it’s spot on
Jordan Peterson and Alain de botton have been real quiet
petion for types of gamers tier list
Oh god. I wear adidas pants all the time. No. this isn’t me. I don’t want cheerleaders or popular friends. I won’t accept my fate
the greatest sequel of all time.
we definitely need more of these
i actually lost it at "normal person"
getting ready for the Penguinz0 collab
When the normal person gets roasted the most lol
This video is fantastic
These videos are gold
i still chuckle everytime i read the category poopcrap
Lets go 100k speedrun completed🔥🔥
need to do the hipster, quirky girl, emily acab, redditor, laughing emoji guy, and the speedrunner of course
-Identifies Strongly With Pokemon Girl
-Is AMAB
-Oh no
I love this man
Normal person is the normal dad from parents tier list all grown up
nike socks guy on the annoying mini map
I felt called out when the nerdy dude came out.
one-strapping a swiss-army backpack hits a little too close to home
You guys did my man Mac Demarco dirty man.
Now onto the real thing
*Types or people tier list speedrun*