🤣 BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherited... | Funny Daily Jokes
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- BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherited... | Funny Daily Jokes
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👇 THE JOKE 👇
Many years ago, there were two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, who inherited the family ranch...
Unfortunately, after just a few years, they were in financial trouble.
In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch...
they needed to purchase a bull from a stockyard in a far-away town so that they could breed their own stock.
At this point, they were down to their last $600.
Upon leaving, the brunette told her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull... "
"I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home."
The brunette arrived at the stockyard, inspected the bull, and decided she wanted to buy it.
The man told her that he will sell it for $599, and no less.
After paying him, she drove to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news.
She walked into the telegraph office, and said...
"I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch."
"I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home."
The telegraph operator explained that he'd be glad to help her, then added, "It's just 99 cents a word."
Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only had $1 left.
She realized that she'd only be able to send her sister one word.
After a few minutes of thinking, she nodded and said, "I want you to send her the word 'comfortable'."
The operator shook his head...
"How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck... "
"Then, drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch, if you send her just the word 'comfortable'?"
The brunette explained, "My sister's blonde and the word's big so, she'll read it very slowly... "
"Com - for - da - bull."
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OMG I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: The winner of last year's "hide n seek."
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This one's perhaps NSFW, but: A blond and a brunette were in an elevator when I really good-looking guy stepped inside. The only problem was that he had severe dandruff. White flakes covered the shoulders of his jacket. When the man left the elevator, the brunette said, "Wow. Somebody should give that guy Head and Shoulders." The blonde asked, "How do you give shoulders?"
for a joke it made perfect sense. smart lady!
You mean the brunette, right? 😂
I sat through the adverts and it was still worth it .
I'm glad and thanks for sitting through the adverts! 😀
Another good one guys-keep up the good work.
Thanks Frederick! 😀
If the blonde you marry turns out to be a brunette, can you sue her for _bleach_ of promise? 🤔
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This was a good one. Needed the laugh!
Glad I could help! 😋
Lol. Good joke.
Thanks Alfredo! 😀
I've always wondered does little Johnny have a mother that has blonde
Hmm... 😂
A farm boy is alone at home and the Farmer next door (long way away) comes to the door asking for his Pa
He says 'Pa is out, can I help?'
The farmer says 'no' but is very agitated
The boy says, 'tell me what it is about I might be able to help'
The farmer says, 'well, I need to talk to your Pa about your brother Ned getting my girl pregnant'
Ah the boy says, 'you will need to talk to Pa'
'I know he charges $500 for the bull, I have no idea how much for Ned'
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I only know two jokes off by heart and this is one of them. It is very funny and has to be at leas 20 years old. An oldie but a goodie. The other one that I know is the blonde who tries to ice fish at a skating rink.
Thanks Karen! 😀
that was great .
Thanks Dan! 😀
Define intense.
Where Boy Scouts sleep when camping.
In tents
That's as bad as my jokes! I love it! 😂
Excellent!
Thanks Jean! 😀
Yep, that’s another good one 👍🤪
Thank you 😀
Long joke. Can be done in
Clever joke.
Thanks Duane 😀
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that a good blonde joke🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣
Thanks Adam! 😀
😂😂had me in stitches
Good one!
Thank you David! 😀
It’s funny, but those under 50 are asking “what’s a “Telegram”?
Probably... 😂
L O L.
That is so hilarious I read the word very fast and came up with the same result. A request com for ta bull it could not have been any plainer ..could it be the grey hair, the hearing aids or the seventy mumble years of practice in the field of linguistics with a mother who spelled pork cup pine for me . Thank you for inspiring my journey to the distant past.
I bet you were a blonde at one time Linda... 😂❤
@@loljokes my mum was one as a child . I had blond tips for a while but when the tips hit my belly button in January the reset function made me decide to get a little boy haircut. LOL actually i have a pixie cut i t's a bit like a little boy haircut that I had an Italian Canadian barber do in the early seventies when I was a bit younger than I am now that I am in my early seventies . Heather did not want to do the tips on 2019 but I told her blonds have more fun so she striped the red Richard Peter liked and did some foils after I cried and also said every woman should be a blonde before she dies. I never noticed more fun until after Richard Peter kicked the bucket the tips were pretty faded but you could detect them if you squinted.. do boy blondes have more fun?