🤣 BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - A lawyer was sitting next to a blonde, during a... | Funny Daily Jokes
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- Опубліковано 23 вер 2024
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👇 THE JOKE 👇
A lawyer was sitting next to a blonde, during a long flight across the Atlantic Ocean...
The lawyer soon became bored, so he decided to place a bet with the blonde.
He told her that if he could not get one of her questions right, then he would give her $500 bucks.
However, if the blonde could not answer the lawyer’s question correctly, then she would just give him $5 bucks.
The lawyer asked, "What is the third planet from the Sun?"
The blonde didn’t have a clue, so she handed him $5 bucks.
The blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs, but comes down the hill with 4 legs?"
The lawyer looked puzzled but tried to check for an answer on his laptop.
He eventually gave up and handed the $500 to the blonde.
When he asked what the answer was...
the blonde gave him back $5 bucks.
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A great one. When I saw the word blonde, I knew it was gonna be a good one. But at the end, she was pretty smart lol.
Almost, a dumb lawyer joke... 😋
@@loljokes 🤣
This is one smart blonde who knows how to deal with a lawyer.😂
Never heard that one before 😂 quite good
Smart blonde, got me thinking for an answer.
This blonde takes her car in for repairs to get dents out of the body. The mechanic, a bit of a prankster, said, "You, know, you can blow into the exhaust pipe and you can get these dents out.' Blonde says, "You can?" "Why, sure," the mechanic responds.
So, the blonde takes her car home, windows rolled down because it was a hot day, and pretty soon she is out there on her hands and knees blowing into the exhaust pipe. A friend of hers, also a blonde, comes by and asks, "What the hell are you doing?" First blonde says, "Well, I am trying to get the dents out of my car." Her friend says, "Well, DUH! You gotta roll the windows up."
The blonde may have been stupid, but she wasn't dumb!
Not a blonde joke, but here goes:
A man goes to an antique shop and buys a grandfather clock. While carrying the clock out to his truck, a drunkard runs into him and smashes the grandfather clock into a million pieces.
Man says, "Why don't you watch where you're going?"
Drunk says, "Why don't you wear a wristwatch like everyone else?"
Clever joke 🤣
That blonde wasn't so dumb after all!
Nope! 😀
Here's a kind of a riddle for you:
Why was the blonde buried in the side of a hill?
Because she had died. Duh!!
😋
I thought she was going to say I don't know either but then I am a wordy devil 👿 it's much funnier when she handed him five bucks. It was an expensive way to make a few dollars though I don't suppose he continued the game in an attempt to get the four hundred and change back. I am not an accountant but I'm wondering why they don't make into the stories like cowboys. Farmers. Preachers. And lawyers do almost forgot blondes oops so sorry for my lapse. ...inner editor is complaining I used full stops where commas were appropriate. Don't worry she will get over it by the time I write again. Hard to type with crossed fingers. 🤷🏼♀️👋🙋🏼♀️👍😘
So, if you use punctuation... does that make you punctual? 🤣
@@loljokes nope I have always been punctual for appointments that being said i when I am writing on my tablet I mainly write long run on sentences and once in a while try to appease the grammar police and my son oh I almost forgot Clarity inner editor and my sons are her friends.I have a nodding relationship but I don’t really worry much about her. So I think I am a punctuator too albeit under protest .🆗🌟#️⃣1️⃣🌟*️⃣not the bad #️⃣1️⃣the best of the bunch🤗👋🙋🏼♀️👍