I have met Michael Rosen about seven times in real life here's a conversation I had with him Me: "in "no breathing" how does the student ask to breathe without breathing" Micheal Rosen: "he says it silently and the teacher can lip read"
If you are wondering what the red text says at 2:16 its says this: *i sifted through some shit on youtube just to fimd a pear crushing video with no ulterior reason for being uploaded other than it looked cool. Im still not entirely sure if this video is innocent* Your welcome ;)
There are random moments when I'm elsewhere and I will suddenly think of this video and I have to cover my mouth with my hands to hide my laughing, which just looks weird without any context.
THE RED TEXT AFTER THE PEAR CRUSHING THING SAYS: i sifted through some weird stuff on UA-cam just to find a pear crushing video for no ulterior reason for being uploaded other than the fact that it looked cool. I'm still not entirely sure if this video is innocent.
James Wheeler "I sifted through some weird shit on UA-cam just to find a pear crushing video with no ulterior reason for being uploaded other than the fact that it looked cool. I'm still not entirely sure if this video is innocent."
For anyone that couldn't pause after the pear got crushed it says 'I sifted through some weird shit on UA-cam just to find a pear crushing video with no ulterior reason for being uploaded other than the fact that it looked cool. I'm still not entirely sure if this video is innocent.'
2:16 "I sifted through some weird shit on UA-cam just to find a pear crushing video with no ulterior reason for being uploaded other than the fact that it looked cool. I'm still not entirely sure if this video is innocent."
I'm actually crying because this episode of pointless was airing while I was eating my dinner and I couldnt stop thinking about the ytp that he's in and I spat my drink out from laughing so much. He is the ultimate British meme, right there.
Them dislikes Re annoyed Micheal rosens fans and micheal Rosen himself including his wife,and also they annoyed presenter of Pointless because his intro was ruined and became a pile o' shite. You're welcome for me sharing my knowledge and letting you know this non-important information.
I remember when this had little to no views and you only had a couple hundred subs... Also it's still great to see that you're making stuff every now and then Calum!
Hahaha!! Bravo! This was definitely a worthy YTP of Michael's recent source, the jokes were excellent! I was hoping you would do the joke at 3:31 in particular and was definitely satisfied that you did. Honestly, well done! :)
OMG that Val woman ( The woman who knows 100 different ways to kill someone, Who shouldn't be crossed ) at the start of show was on the BBC show Eggheads today and her team called the Criminal Masterminds won £14,000!, Not even joking I saw her on there and this video instantly came to my mind.
![[YTP] Michael Rosen Fondles a Bear after Murdering David Cameron (2K Subscribers Special)](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/GGkfdZ93zro/mqdefault.jpg)
"Welcome to this SHITE"
They had me at that
+Frank Castle Ew, internet creep.
Frank Castle No, I'm speaking of you. You're just a weird creep, man.
Oh god
Hazza i
I have met Michael Rosen about seven times in real life here's a conversation I had with him
Me: "in "no breathing" how does the student ask to breathe without breathing"
Micheal Rosen: "he says it silently and the teacher can lip read"
that is infinitely funnier than this video
How did you meet him?
no
@@Psyneku I met Michael rosen when he visited my primary School when I was in year 5
@@dothemario2221 lucky you!
2:24
Alexander: “Words”
Michael Rosen *”hurray!”*
WooW
Aw 😩
Older Rosen
STOP
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME MICHEAL ROSEN WAS ON POINTLESS.
Also this is so British I love it so much.
SepticSpring wha.. what?
@SepticSpring British is the people in Britain aka the UK 😐
British is the people in the UK.
Oh, people in Brazil speak Brazillian too.
I am British and can confirm that this was indeed, the best episode
This YTP actually helps me get to sleep, is that strange
Whatever floats your boat.
Whatever boats your goat
Whatever goats your boat
Whatever coats your scrote
Whatever boats your float
This is the most British YTP ever. I love it.
We will start off with a jackpot of £2
Not enough focking tea
its hilarious
NessPSI 9/10 good but needs more tea
Malina Kimm i hate tea
"The show that puts obscure celebrities to the test."
That's pretty accurate.
"Welcome to this shite, where we put obscure celebrities to the test."
That was the heartiest laugh I've had in a while.
Michael Rosen can't appear in anything without it getting pooped.
Except his channel
And his books
EpicSpaceGaming Tyler He got pooped in the videos on his channel, so the only safe place for him is his books.
Ohhhhhhh. I get it! I thought you meant that his original videos were pooped.
EpicSpaceGaming Tyler Yas.
We will start off with a jackpot of 2 pounds.
captainragu007 No its just that BBC are stingy as fuck, itv give decent prizes
Timothy Davies I know right my favourite British game show is tipping point
Volos Edits 😂😂😂😂
Volos Edits How generous 😄
YAY I HAVE ENOUGH TO BUY A BOTTLE OF COKE THANKS!!!!!!!
“It’s Richard!”
“HIYAYAYAYAYAYAYA”
“Hello everybody, Hiya”
*silence*
“HIYA”
Hello, I’m Alexander Armstrong
*_WOOOO, YEY_*
And welcome to this shite
richard.exe has stopped working
Lmao
I don't even remember this comment lmao
HIYAHIYHIYAHIYA
a jackpot of £2
unedited
Lol
That's why it's called pointless
SuperSnowy I know right
I watch the show. It's pretty accurate
Omfg Michael Rosen was on pointless? How did I miss this? Televised memes are the future people.
If you want a clean copy there is one on my channel, good for pooping purposes ;)
Erm Hillary Clinton's Dab mhm yes
NO THWY ARE NOT
where is it tho?
OJANproject No. They fucking aren't.
i will never see this beautiful program in the same way again
i legitimately thought this was an actual clip of the show when i clicked on it
What a conundrum
B3770RD and your existence perplexes me as you are looking into this sooooo deeply
Same! XD
'Today's pointless jackpoint is £2!'
So true!!! 😂😂😂
Well the pointless is very *pointless*
If you are wondering what the red text says at 2:16 its says this:
*i sifted through some shit on youtube just to fimd a pear crushing video with no ulterior reason for being uploaded other than it looked cool. Im still not entirely sure if this video is innocent*
Your welcome ;)
I have a feeling it probably isn't innocent xD
I think it's a fetish
Hcneymoon Edits ty
Too bad someone else already transcribed it years ago
Hcneymoon Edits And "your" bad at grammar.
Alexander: It's Richard!
Richard: OYAOYAOYAOYAOYA
Almost pissed myself laughing xD
that's the bit that gets me xd
Magnus Sorensen I pissed myself at this comment more than anything else.
Magnus Sorensen you almost pissed yourself? Well, that's refreshing to know.
Had me at 'Words, hurray!'
Ballistic Chicken isn't it nice to hear someone just urinated themselves reading a comment?
There are random moments when I'm elsewhere and I will suddenly think of this video and I have to cover my mouth with my hands to hide my laughing, which just looks weird without any context.
Glad I'm responsible for you looking weird in public :)
Psyneku This happens to me too c:
h4ito _ Same here. :¬3
Me too :)
Lysimachus don't get me started
"I'm Muriel (didn't catch her surname) and...that's it really"
I'm Muriel GrAY
Gribbet
This is better than the actual show
Not difficult ngl
The Narwhaligist so true lol
Yes they should have more
@Anonymous exactly
You say that like it's a high bar lmao
"I was trying to think, but I can't, so I'm going for PLUMS!"
I'm sure many of us can relate to Michael here when our minds go blank.
"Start off with a £2 jackpot" pretty much
THE PEAR WILL BE E L E M I N A T ED
*Roll the clip of dude stepping on a pear*
Then I wobbled
My man asnee
He’s got a frisbee
this made pointless a whole lot better
ikr
heeyyy another bell👻
Neve Bell I'll never watch pointless the same way after this lol 😂
If it helps my name is Mathew Bell!
XxHatersxX another bell XD
2:05 seems correct with BBC budget.
Words ending in ‘...ase’
*Plums!*
Oh boy, Plumsase is such a nice word
*_THICK COOKING OIL!!!_*
1:34 when you don't know what to say apart from " HIYA"
This is pure gold XD
Fraya Kane Don't spam.
Michael Rosen: WE KNOW THAT YOU FOOL!
Must not like
Supermovies 😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐😬😬😬😬😬😬😅😅😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓
@@albond my pointless friend: Hiya
I'm going for *plums* 😂
Wow litteraly just got to this comment as it came up😂
i’m 60th like
I died at this moment 😆😆
3:06 "I was trying to think but I can't so I'm going to go for PLUMS!" xD My favourite part.
this video is so powerful, I'm holding back tears...
trigger maggot RIP. Nobody said it.
Yo shut your sensitive ass up
Nvm I just cried
Look I'll
THE RED TEXT AFTER THE PEAR CRUSHING THING SAYS: i sifted through some weird stuff on UA-cam just to find a pear crushing video for no ulterior reason for being uploaded other than the fact that it looked cool. I'm still not entirely sure if this video is innocent.
Pear VS Hydraulic Press
thx bro
Pears are hot
SuperSonicOliver thanks you my child
What do you expect?he's a living dank meme
DEV struction no you expect me
1:37 guy on the right is Tom Holland’s dad
Really? Left or right?
Yeah
@Reza They’re both his dad.
Shelbyville Rules ummm really? Tom has 2 dad?
@Reza Yeah they’re not gay or anything, they’re just married and sometimes have sex.
Why is Muriel wearing Robbie Rotten's suit
Wait thats not robbie?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jackpot of £2. Lmfao 🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😭😭😭😭
Not gonna lie I would've played for that lmfao 😂😂😂
When Michael said his trademark plums, I spit my milk up. Brilliant.
"you'll just have to make sure you're not that pear" lmfao that was well done mate.
*Tom Holland's dad, Dom Holland is there!*
It’s Dominic
I've been trying for five minutes to pause on the frame after the pear gets crushed...
Lol same
I got it the 2nd time
WHAT DOES IT SAYYY
4 seconds? Million views? the answer to life, the universe and everything.
James Wheeler "I sifted through some weird shit on UA-cam just to find a pear crushing video with no ulterior reason for being uploaded other than the fact that it looked cool.
I'm still not entirely sure if this video is innocent."
I was on the school computer when watching this. When the Pat bit came on, I fell to the floor...
"Oh for gods sake!" I lost it
Back in the day YTP's were so simple and so hilarious
That moment when youre looking at random UA-cam videos of Michael Rosen and come across your friends mum (val mcdermid)
Sam Eaton it’s not ur mum.
Nintendo Tube he said his friend. Lol
Ah! That was the mistake!
0:54 _”I’m Michael Rosen.”_
*WOOOOO!*
"Then I wobbled"
For anyone that couldn't pause after the pear got crushed it says 'I sifted through some weird shit on UA-cam just to find a pear crushing video with no ulterior reason for being uploaded other than the fact that it looked cool. I'm still not entirely sure if this video is innocent.'
I spent ten minutes trying to pause the video on that bit and then I saw this comment and now I see no purpose in my life
+Chris the Shitposter JOHN CENA
You are a godsend mate.
2:16 "I sifted through some weird shit on UA-cam just to find a pear crushing video with no ulterior reason for being uploaded other than the fact that it looked cool. I'm still not entirely sure if this video is innocent."
xxtalzixx i spent a solid 10 minutes trying to pause here and when i finally did i saw this comment ;-;
pringle kingle 10 minutes? Just pause and play really quick and you’ll get it in like 30 seconds
Its a fetish called crushing or something. Lmfao
People: this is so british
Me: i don't like people talking about where i live like that
I'm actually crying because this episode of pointless was airing while I was eating my dinner and I couldnt stop thinking about the ytp that he's in and I spat my drink out from laughing so much. He is the ultimate British meme, right there.
Why do you not have 1000 subscribers yet? This was fantastic!!
Why don't you have a 1000 subscribers yet? Look look this isn't fair! Both of you guys I don't believe it I really don't!
Agreed
How do you have 693 subscribers when only 2 people is living on earth
Gergely Hajdu i is total haker and i done haked da youtubez, fuk teh police
fantastic
Because everyone knows that plums ends in ase
Bag of Plumz
Uhh duh its obviously spelt Plumsase
Jack is pure evil *plams
1:02 Muriel’s name sounded like “eeeeeewwweeriri.”
Still the best ytp I've ever watched
He looks like Jeremy Corbyn
xxjoeyladxx Well, he's the Brexit Master Mickey
He looks like michael rosen
xxjoeyladxx your profile picture looks like shit.
He looks like my music teacher
xxjoeyladxx Bit harsh on Ol Rosen
For some reason I couldn't stop laughing during the entire time after Rosen said "PLUMZ"
5 years later and this still makes me laugh
at 0:35 pause and itis a masterpiece
"what the fuck is he doing?" XDDD
Brendan Hammond cracks hellofa drug
coc would have scored you four... great poop!
The intro got me dying 😂😂💀💀
THIS IS BLOODY GREAT I LAUGHED ALL THE WAY THROUGH LMAO 🤣
"FOR GOD'S SAKE!"
hiyahiyahyayayayayayayayaaaaaaaaaaaa.----------- hey everybody, hiya. hey everybody................hiya.
+Harrison Gray as todays show is a ssssssspecial [...] we start off with a jackpot of two pounds
+Harrison Gray HORRRAAAYYYYYYYYY (y) why am i replying to my own comment idk but
+ThatOneCommenter haha cool Nice name :)
+ShellShocker ™ yeah it is! Do you have Clash of Clans? Or clash royale?
+ShellShocker ™ same! Join my clan if you want, it's called Three Crown Win
You know what's ironic that YTPing that intro was pointless
So his wife names is Muriel so he should change his name to Eustace and adopt a dog nane Courage.
*shook*
"Hooray!" Lol that was the best
not sure how i've not seen this yet, its bloody brilliant.
i r8 gr8/8 m8
Cheers m8.
No deb8
***** Ever considered that people use it ironically?
***** Okay m8
***** why are you even on the internet if you cant tolerate memes
2:15 WOOORDS
This is, and always will be, the best YTP on the internet
Why would anyone dislike this!? It's a work of art! XD
Art is a subjective form of expression. So there will always be people who dislike it. :P
But thank you! ^^
ya, I guess there are people that would dislike, and your welcome, you just keep doing what your doing and you become a famous cs188!
Haha, but that would mean I'd be restricted to two videos a year. :P
Thanks for the support. ^_^
XD np!
Parents maybe
Haha, this was brilliant. XD
RootNegativeSixteen Don't you mean NOOIIIIICCCCCCEEEEEEE!!
I just got recommended this 9 months after watching it for the first time and its still amazing and I'm still subbed
Poor Rosen can't escape a single TV appearance without being destroyed
5 years ago, wow
I love pointless! Good to be British!
hps362 I’m British too great innit
This is proper funny :) well done
Thanks. :)
Them dislikes Re annoyed Micheal rosens fans and micheal Rosen himself including his wife,and also they annoyed presenter of Pointless because his intro was ruined and became a pile o' shite.
You're welcome for me sharing my knowledge and letting you know this non-important information.
This is gold can believe I haven't seen this
I was trying to think of it, but I can't, so I'm going to go for PLUMS
X'D
I lost it at the German children part
I remember when this had little to no views and you only had a couple hundred subs... Also it's still great to see that you're making stuff every now and then Calum!
I love your channel keep up the great stuff
"...aaand fuck couple number 4"
Had me in stitches XD
Subbed :)
Ah! That was the mistake!
IT WORKS ON SO MANY LEVELS
Those edits are on point
1:19 his face at the end 😂
Hahaha!! Bravo! This was definitely a worthy YTP of Michael's recent source, the jokes were excellent! I was hoping you would do the joke at 3:31 in particular and was definitely satisfied that you did. Honestly, well done! :)
Thanks! I'm really glad Michael threw us a refreshing and plentiful source to use. xD
"Oh, for God's sake!"
"For God's Sake!!" -Michael On Pointless
why did this of all videos make me laugh so hard
2:51 😂😂😂😂
I guess u can say this show/video is pointless.
XDavid777 Bad pun harrybo
I died at 1:24
IT'S RICHARD!
*HIYA*
Hey everybody
*HIYAYAYAYAYYA*
i can’t believe this is from almost 5 years ago
Best editing ever
OMG that Val woman ( The woman who knows 100 different ways to kill someone, Who shouldn't be crossed ) at the start of show was on the BBC show Eggheads today and her team called the Criminal Masterminds won £14,000!, Not even joking I saw her on there and this video instantly came to my mind.
haha he came to my school so I was laughing at 0:54
The last ten seconds killed me right off that was sick!
This is magical