Bite Marks and Back Scratches | Resident Evil 8 Village | Part 5
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- Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
- Code Red! We are at peak horny Davis! I repeat! We are at peak horny Davis!
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"Sometimes when life closes one wife, it opens up another wife."
"Then comes in this 9ft-tall drink o' ... somethin'. Blood wine."
"Like a moth to a GIANT ASS"
Davis please 🤣 My sides hurt
Truly some of his best work~ 😜😂
Today on RE Village: Davis discovers a new kink. Correction, several new kinks.
With the way he brings them up, I don't think they're all that new to him
Davis was on fire this episode. Between the horniness, the sneak behind Big Momma and the museum rant lol
"Hell yeah its been a few days, we're on part 5, we're totally going to see the end of act 1 this episode."
*Ethan singing Go Tell Aunt Rhody in the tune of Buffalo Bill*
Oh my, it's Rhody?! Since RE7 I always thought it's "Aunt Rosie" and with RE8 I guessed it has a hidden meaning because their child is called Rosemary. Damn
19:17 this section had me rolling! You guys are so great to watch play this game!!! Good luck to Davis with his relationship with Lady D ;)
13:51 that fake out was incredible 😭
It's fitting that Ethan Winters' first drag performance is "Go Tell a Rolo."
The really intense music that procs whenever they pick something up is fucking with me. Peak Davie though!
One of the funniest SGS episodes yet, had me in stitches so many times! xD
The playthrough in general has been extremely entertaining so far, thank you very much for it! ^^
Davis really thought the knife would break the wall open
Oh man, I can hardly wait for the next one with how little they know.
Happy birthday! So excited for the new game studio!!!
Been a few years but we close to a million baybeeeeee
Great piano skills
This game is making me want a Scary Game Squad Resident Evil 4
I feel like these daughters are defeated way too soon but maybe there is way more to this game then I think.
Yeah, the game's marketing heavily focused on Lady D and the castle section, but really that's just the first bit of the game. The rest was kept a secret!
they haven't gotten to the first boss yet.
“Maybe it’s a metaphor”
“For what?”
“...pegging?”
No wonder they keep turning their backs to her
I don't think they noticed that the one with her head tiled back has her hands bound behind her.
"when life closes one wife, it opens up another wife" I'm in stitches, holy shit 10:43
RIGHT?! It's the middle of the night, and I'm laughing into a pillow to keep from waking the rest of the house!
I completely lost my shit, haha.
It's 3am and I'm smoking in my backyard. I damn near choked to death laughing. 😂😂😂😂
"I am alive, and she is not here" might be the fastest jinx i've seen.
19:20 for those wanting to see it
That was true poetry in motion
That moment was peak SSG and why I waited to watch them and them only play it.
13:51 Another perfect example of comedic timing
@@GloriousGlue yeah this is a great episode for thirsty bois and comedic timings.
Davis: "now who's the dumbwaiter?"
Jesse: "you!"
Davis: "I mean it was implied you didn't have to say it"
XD
Jirards sustained 3 minute long laugh in the background after that was music to my ears
Res 8: escape blood thirsty vampires
Davis: planning honeymoon to Disney land with Lady Dimaitrescu
*Dummy Mimitrescu
I need scenes in this playthrough animated.
I died laughing at Davis crouching behind Lady D, and the immediate realization when she did notice him.
And that Jirard jealosy that we're gonna pretend is not at all looking at a walkthrough during the recordings.
@@el00morro00 I don't believe Jirard looks at walkthroughs for Scary Game Squad. The Completionist definitely, but not for this.
@@lexiconwrites2188 Yeah it was all luck that he knew about most crystal fragments on the ceilings, were to find the bell that was missing and how inmediatly to kill the last daugther He always pulls that type of crap and gets anoyed when people calll him out on that.
@@el00morro00 the bells follow a pretty logical system of where they are, the crystal fragments i either saw as well or he's simply thinking "we can't find what is in this room look up for crystal fragment".
i'm sorry but i just generaly don't see him pull of stuff that it's hard to do. let's players often fail yes because they are trying to entertain whille they play and thus have divided atention. jirad has the benefit of having 3 others take over half the time.
theguyyouhate if they used a walkthrough they wouldn’t have missed the shotgun
26:24 Pulling out my master's degree in art history to confirm it is a tapestry, not a rug, and I am reporting this error to the British Museum
Tell them to give back their artifacts, while you have them on the line.
@@Wertsir of course!
@@Wertsir there is no such thing as inalienable rights, the truth is, your "rights" reach as far as your power wills, you don't get to talk about rights in this world if you're not strong enough, without strength you cannot protect anything or anyone. They may act like douchebags when some say "finders keepers losers weepers"...but as unsophisticated and crude as that saying is, it does hold truth.
Now if you won't pursue the futile approach of talking about "it's their "right" to keep that which belonged to them(another thing, nothing "belongs" to anyone) and instead approach it with how it "ought" to be the case that their stuff "should" have never been taken and it would have been the right or moral thing to do......well, then that's about how the world ought to be according to someone's personal principles...and morality is subjective. I certainly would not like it if someone stole from me...buuuut, I can only blame myself if I wasn't strong or smart enough to prevent it.
Pulling out my Romanian card to tell you, those are absolutely rugs on the walls, not tapestries.
@@BringDHouseDown What a weird place to start this argument... but also, morality is not wholly subjective. Every known culture has a concept of property in some form, so there's probably some universal underlying concept. The british empire also wouldn't have liked for a stronger nation to take all their stuff, so it's not like they acted according to their own values. And the fact that you're not strong enough to protect yourself doesn't make it right to take from you. Ethics apply regardless of wether or not you can enforece them. You can't always help it if you're the weaker party
I love Davis being the most impossibly creepy guy crouching behind lady dee and sneaking past her while Jirard just goes crazy. This ep was the funniest in a awhile
Jirard... Not Jared.
@Qimodis because he was crouching down walking after her talking about her ass. like, if you just picture seeing that lmao
Lay-D
Jareth
not expecting davis to make 2 references to pegging in like 30 seconds but i guess this is where we're at now.
Truly, he is a man of the people.
@@em_birch Davis fighting for bottom rights one dommy mommy at a time
So many interesting things are being revealed about Davis in this playthrough
"I'm like a moth to a giant ass"
The quotes from this video are spectacular
I think drunk-confident Davis is my favorite version of Davis. The amount of times he said "she's not here" and lady D IMMEDIATELY took a swipe at him? fucking hilarious.
A tough choice between drunk-confident and Australian for me.
drunk-confident *runs this fucking show*, baby. Jesse Cox, who? It's his channel now, daddy
(I'm joking. I just love how everyone on the squad is just along for the ride that is cocky Davis)
"Yeah, try turning 30."
Davis that might've been unironically the coolest one liner you've ever said.
13:51 - That was just perfect.
"That's not her." - looks to the right...
the comedic timing on that XD
That one got me
I got so scared I screamed 🥲
Jeez, they are on top form with this. I'm in tears here. I can tell they are beyond happy to be in the same room together again. The golden age of SGS.
You can really tell that the boys are happy to be back in the same room together. I don't think I've ever seen them be so chatty and ridiculous and I'm loving it.
Yeah, they were really on the same wavelength here. Building on each others jokes etc. Really fun to watch
Alex Faciane is low-key one of the funniest people on this entire freaking platform. I was in the same headspace as Jirard after the dad comment. Actually couldn't breathe.
Yeah Alex is intentionally funny and Davis is unintentionally funny
if you want more content catch him on Beard Bros YT channel w/Jirard and the Chilluminati podcast w/Jesse
@@ricomarez7834 Yessss, Beard Bros is so good!
(I'm sure the podcast is too but I just haven't heard it myself yet 👍)
Alex I sympathize with your “in the back of your dad’s car” story, don’t worry lol. There’s nothing quite like the blind, anxious trust of a child.
For me it was the unfit for driving grandma, but I think it's relatable enough.
It was "mom seeing red and screaming your ears off and not paying attention to the road from how angry she was" for me. Driving while fuming is very akin to drunk driving from my experience.
@@serakayle7903 god same. for me it was my dad... he has serious road rage and would get *so* furious when we would tell him we were scared for our lives
@@radiosilence7347 I would just keep my mouth shut. I'm an only child in the backseat with a raging hormonal woman at the wheel, I'mma stay quiet till this hell ride is over. I don't wanna be thrown out the damn car :'D
Edit: TBF my mom neither rages nor drives nowadays, but back then shit was scary af.
@@argentoAFK47 also unfit to drive grandmother
19:20 "I am alive and she is not here" **shink** Perfect timing 😂
When they all laugh at the same time it sounds like a murder of crows mocking someone and I love it!
I need fanart of them as crows laughing, thanks
The someone is Davis
I now need fanart of Ethan Winters dressing up like Lady Dimitrescu.
Daughter: "MY BODY!"
Davis: "Yeah, try turning 30."
I felt that deep in my almost 32 year old heart and back lmao
Also "Sometimes when life closes one wife it opens up another wife" needs to be on some kind of merch with Davis next to Lady Dimitrescu xD
I'd buy that lmao
I'm 23 and my hair is already turning grey. 15:32 LOL
This entire episode was just a literal Davis therapy session and I'm here for it. I just don't know how he's going to kill Lady D.
The only way he knows how, with a shotgun and a way too long over thought and terrible pun.
@@phoenixwhittaker c’mon we all know he’s gonna knife her in the hoo ha...
Yeah they'll need to have him look away while one of the others lands the killing blow... or maybe he's so deep in denial he can rationalize the fight as some part of roleplay
Happy Birthday Jesse! Thank you for tge years of great content, I've watched your stuff since the terraria lets play! 😀
It's Deus Ex: Human Revolution for me. I remember I was 11 or 12 sitting on my mom's fiancé's couch way too late at night. Jesse and co. practically raised me.
Dotty Milkers is definitely a character in a particularly bawdy Monty Python skit.
If not Monty Python then certainly a Carry On movie.
I've never jumped so many times at the amount of times she was right there and they had no idea because they spent too much time debating nonsense lolololol
I can't fucking breathe.
I was already in love with Lady Dimitrescu but this series might make me also fall in love with Davis.
Try turning 30..
I felt that
21:22 Davis finally feels an emotion stronger than fear, thirst.
The drunk dad comment was so relatable. I remember my dad nearly killed us both and he told me not to tell my mum. What a guy! Lol
Opening up UA-cam on a whim and seeing new SGS is the best dang feeling.
You can turn off the weapon charm in the main menu, go into the Options menu > Special > Display Weapon Charms > Off.
10:35 onwards is even funnier if you imagine this conversation is actually going on in Ethan's head.
🤣🤣🤣
Jirards joy seeing someone else pilot and realising how much it nerfs you is a sight to behold. That man is keeping this together.
"I AM ALIVE AND SHES NOT HERE" God, i don't remember the last time i laughed this much watching a video 🤣🤣🤣 Thank You for that boys, sgs rulz
Davis has god-level skills at looking directly away from puzzle solutions and collectibles. It's actually very impressive.
Lady D is the queen of comedic timing lmao
Anybody else notice how Alex compulsively says "Hello?" every time something happens?
I always assumed that he's referencing that one Vine. I could be wrong tho lol
I’ve picked that trait up from him now because it’s just so fucking funny
@@crickettbug3959 I do it too 😅
@@coxsquad that's good to know :):):)
Vampire Lady: "My body!"
Davis: "Yeah? _Try turning 30."_
Honestly probably his most savage one-liner yet, lol~ x'D
“He did one of those tributes”
*No one else laughs*
Hahaha yeah I know nothing about that... 😬
😬
Starparodier, what have you been getting up to in your free time? 🤨
I caught that ish too and winced 🤢 but also laughed.
What is this a reference to?
@@theuselessknight6021 😕 people (usually males) use photos their favorite celebrity's (usually a younger female) and then fap to it till completion as a tribute to that person's "attractiveness".
WHY DOES THAT MUSIC PLAY AT DUKES ROOM?! I've seen tons of playthroughs and never heard it in others playthroughs
“Just remember, Mama is here.”
Biiiig mama milker.
“Don’t run towards her you fool.”
@@Baleur I used to hate that term... Until Lady D came into my life.
This whole episode is gold! I’m in pain from laughing 😂
I’ve only been watching these guys for three days and I’ve laughed more than I have at other youtubers in the last month.
19:20 lmao 😂😂
"I am alive and she's not here!"
"yes she is."
*Everyone cracks up*
"What if it was Uncharted but good" Damn, davis finally spitting fire that isn't about vamp mommies but he backs down so quick
Damn peer pressure, Davis over here saying the truths about an overrated series and getting put down for it
He's probably thinking of some sort of a campy, laid-back, old-school Point-and-Click adventure or fixed-camera-angle old-RE-style Uncharted game, which is a nice idea.
To be fair, if my friends reacted negatively to an offhand remark I made, one even making a (very not serious) 'my-death' comment, I'd probably back down pretty quick too (IF it wasn't a position I felt strongly about) lol~
Jirard saying "Steve can go to hell" in the most deadpan, matter-of-fact tone I've ever heard is killing me
26:13
Davis: I love it when there's a rug that's on the wall.
Jesse: ...You mean a tapestry?
I do love the puzzle solving while "go tell aunt rhody" plays in the background
I love how the song ending is timed PERFECTLY to when they're talking to the Duke
can someone help me differentiate whose voices is who? I only know jirard and Jesse but can you give me a timestamp for Davis and Alex voices please :)
Alex is the semi-serious "WHAT ARE YOU TAALKIN ABOUT?? WHAT?" guy that always goes on about wendigos and aliens and conspiracies.
Davis is the anxious nervous school boy that stutters and always questions his own actions "DUDE, why are you guys, okay i tried, i tried to be funny but you guys just shit all over me" (and everyone laughs).
Hope it helps xD xD
14:24 Davis
14:37 Alex
@@Baleur
Someone needs to make sure they see this comment and react to it 😂
Alex is the one talking about his dad driving drunk and lions vs tigers, and Davis is the one discovering his potential interest in being pegged, lol~ 😜
@19:20 " I am alive and she is not here." "Yes she is!" LOL!! Both my mother and I had to laugh at that one. :) Never become too over confident with this game. LOL :)
“I am alive, and she is not here.” Just another classic example of why scary game squad is the absolute best! You couldn’t write better moments than that. Fuckin love you guys.
I've never been this quick to click on a SGS video. Also happy birthday Jesse!! I hope you had a great day.
I love how they completely forgone the whole, "at x O'clock" to indicate direction.
Lol... It goes out the window _so_ fast~! xD
I am alive, and she is not here.
ONE SECOND LATER...
"You guys ever been in a car when your dad is definitely drunk driving?"
I'm the sort who normally smiles instead of laughs but my god, I almost did a spit take with a bottle in my mouth.
32:25 No one? "There's three holes, you gotta get it in the right hole."
Davis is FINALLY coming into his own! I'm so glad he's finally to the point where he's the equal of these giants of comedy!
I'm just imaging Davis as that guy running along the beach to Friday the 13th music. "Oh nooooo she's gonna geeet meeee~"
I need fanart of this
jirards "i'm more than just a pretty face" is underrated
That harmony at 10:00 was honestly great 😆 I'd love for the squad to become a barber's quartet, I'd hire them for my birthday party
The part where Alex is talking about Lions and tigers and the entire group is just ignoring him like a babbling child had me dying
"when closes one wife, it opens up another wife."
Davis, advocate of marrying as a widower before his wife is definitely dead.
How's nobody talking about Davis' 'WOW' exclamation at 45:51??!! That's what I call true love.
I love Jesse talking to us at the end of the episodes
"You know like when you're young and your dad was definitely drunk driving and you were in the car"
Do we have the same father?
I love that it’s all reduced to “she’s bugs!!!” And she really was just bugs.
19:22-20:10
*Davis:* And.. she's not here.
*Alex responds:* Yes she is!
21:35-21:45
Oh my God! Alex is so funny ^^
"Sometimes, when life closes one wife, it opens up another wife!"
Oh Captain, my Captain!
Not me pausing my re-watch of SGS:RESI7 to watch this
wait wait wait... is seller from RE4 a friend of duke (34:55)? epic
seeing a new SGS video is like the best feeling in the world everytime
It's impressive how bad they are at reading a map. I love it XD
I feel like usually Davis is much more calm and cautious but because he has an insatiable lust for the tall woman, he’s been very reckless this play through and it’s making this scarier to watch 😂
One of my favourite episodes, this was hysterical
A lot of people already said it, but this engine really is amazing. Resi 7 was simply their warm up phase, now Capcom is now more comfortable with what their engine can do. I would really love to see Clock Tower, Onimusha or Dino Crisis be revived with this.
love watching you guys play this game so fun lol
13:50 is comedy gold
"I've fallen forwards and my pants are off" hmmmmm, I mean I guess those long fingers aren't just for show but really? Annnnd five seconds later "Maybe this is a metaphor for pegging" yeah okay... Davis got that covid blue going...
Eat all your Corn Flakes
Eat all your Corn Flakes
Eat all your Corn Flakes
Or they'll go soggy
"I was trying to examine it when I accidentally put it in."
Thought, probably better to buy 3 or 4 med bottles for a pittance and save the chem bottles for crafting, then to use the chem bottles to make meds and and then worry about the price of ammo
thank you Alex for calling out those museums!
"MY BODY!!!"
- "Ya, try turning 30."
I felt that XD