Ashens Halloween Special 2020

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  • @TheSektorz
    @TheSektorz 4 роки тому +296

    “As I burn I bleed” that's super edgy coming from a candle

  • @themacity
    @themacity 4 роки тому +587

    Only spirits you're going to attract with a poundland ouija board are tesco value vodka when you realise what your life has become

    • @richardmillhousenixon
      @richardmillhousenixon 3 роки тому +16

      pfft like I'm good enough for Tesco value vodka

    • @cmdfarsight
      @cmdfarsight 3 роки тому +4

      Tesco Value vodka is too high value.

    • @anarcho-pingu
      @anarcho-pingu 3 роки тому +9

      Well I'm better than dirt. Well, not that fancy store-bought dirt. That stuff's loaded with nutrients. I cant compete with that stuff

    • @shocker..8469
      @shocker..8469 2 роки тому

      Or a life that has been lost

    • @bingbongdingdong867
      @bingbongdingdong867 2 роки тому +6

      I used one and it summoned Ashens to my living room.
      He promptly began reviewing everything in my house that came from dollar stores.

  • @braydenh190
    @braydenh190 4 роки тому +547

    "This video is brought to you by Raid Shadow Legends"....Very evil indeed Stuart

    • @sp1d5r
      @sp1d5r 4 роки тому +21

      Oh my god this thing is evil

    • @MaxHarden
      @MaxHarden 4 роки тому +12

      Poor spirits don't have a space bar.

    • @hieithefox
      @hieithefox 4 роки тому

      It’s pure terror

  • @Flavour_Beans
    @Flavour_Beans 4 роки тому +175

    Starting with the planchette below the T is how you enter debug mode.

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 3 роки тому +11

      Hold it against a wall and sneeze twice and you can clip through to a fully modelled and textured version of hell just devoid of people

  • @hawks1ish
    @hawks1ish 4 роки тому +656

    “As I burn I bleed” sounds like a mid 2000’s metalcore band

    • @Foolster41
      @Foolster41 4 роки тому +34

      Sounds more like the title of an emo/emopunk song.

    • @swytchblayd
      @swytchblayd 4 роки тому +14

      Or at least one of their albums

    • @angrypanguy
      @angrypanguy 4 роки тому +11

      i think you are just thinking of "As Blood Runs Black" (they are deathcore tho)

    • @hawks1ish
      @hawks1ish 4 роки тому +8

      @@angrypanguy I love em, In dying days is still an incredible album especially hester pyrne and my fears have become phobias

    • @meatblazestudios3778
      @meatblazestudios3778 4 роки тому +9

      They'd be the soundtrack to every Death Note AMV

  • @bentullett6068
    @bentullett6068 4 роки тому +264

    David Attenborough: we must reduce plastic waste to improve the environment.
    Poundland: yes

  • @Hamsterluv7985
    @Hamsterluv7985 4 роки тому +878

    I'm 20, I've been watching these since I was 14, it is just simply tradition

    • @GCAbleism158
      @GCAbleism158 4 роки тому +16

      Hello fellow 20 year old.

    • @himiranda123
      @himiranda123 4 роки тому +7

      hello fellow 20 year old

    • @WittyProfileName
      @WittyProfileName 4 роки тому +7

      Hello fellow 20 year old

    • @hoekiekevin
      @hoekiekevin 4 роки тому +7

      Same, except i’m 31 now... yikes

    • @Squonk06
      @Squonk06 4 роки тому +11

      I was 22 when I discovered ashens. I've been watching for a decade now. Put another way, that's nearly half as long as I had been alive when I first started watching. It's things like this that make me feel old.

  • @mattmerchant3524
    @mattmerchant3524 4 роки тому +138

    To be fair to Poundland - they called it an "evil skeleton creature" because they knew it wasn't what a spider looked like. So they did try to cover themselves lol

  • @VintageFenrir
    @VintageFenrir 4 роки тому +527

    I've had those bleeding candles before and that one did it wrong. They're supposed to have the red wax inside, so as it burns the wax that drips is red, and looks like blood.

    • @ccggenius
      @ccggenius 4 роки тому +50

      Maybe there was an assortment on the shelf, with a bunch of different colors that had other colors inside of them, and he just happened to grab an inverse one.

    • @zaramatthewson6468
      @zaramatthewson6468 4 роки тому +47

      They did have black ones with red on the inside, but as you would expect they sold first because they actually made sense

    • @hatandbeardmedia5925
      @hatandbeardmedia5925 4 роки тому +21

      Wait, if they did it wrong does that mean the white wax was on the outside? So instead of it looking like red blood dribbling it looked like white... Oh.

    • @ChrisLeeW00
      @ChrisLeeW00 4 роки тому +8

      Bloody rubbish bloody candle.

    • @eightcoins4401
      @eightcoins4401 4 роки тому +12

      IDK how its with Poundland, but here the cheapo stores sometimes get products with aesthetic production errors meant for more "official" retailers

  • @Zizumia
    @Zizumia 4 роки тому +67

    Imagine being a spirit stuck in purgatory and you keep getting bothered by a bloke using a Poundland Ouija board.

    • @asteroidrules
      @asteroidrules Рік тому +1

      The board probably didn't cost any less to make than a Habro board would.

  • @MeAuntieNora
    @MeAuntieNora 4 роки тому +729

    "Unless kids particularly enjoy unwrapping things."
    That is basically the entire experience of those "LOL Surprise" toys that were hugely popular a couple years ago. Plastic shit sealed inside layers of packaging!

    • @rodrigomendonca1777
      @rodrigomendonca1777 4 роки тому +4

      True

    • @mr.bobcyndaquil4214
      @mr.bobcyndaquil4214 4 роки тому +28

      I see those fucking things at work all the time. Thank God I work in grocery instead!

    • @poochyenarulez
      @poochyenarulez 4 роки тому +6

      also christmas and birthday wrapping gifts

    • @DiagonalCoff33
      @DiagonalCoff33 4 роки тому +25

      god, what a plastic polluting toy.....

    • @TSutton
      @TSutton 4 роки тому +14

      Imagine having to be the person who designs those

  • @TheLadyLiddell
    @TheLadyLiddell 4 роки тому +264

    "What is a vampire's favorite fruit?"
    A blood oran--
    "A NECK-tarine"
    ...

    • @DJ_Macphisto
      @DJ_Macphisto 4 роки тому +25

      Blood orange would have worked better. Still a shit joke, though.

    • @Ass_Burgers_Syndrome
      @Ass_Burgers_Syndrome 4 роки тому +16

      Hey guys, it's me, Vamire. I'm like a vampire, except people take the "p" out of me

    • @ub3rfr3nzy94
      @ub3rfr3nzy94 4 роки тому +1

      @@DJ_Macphisto Blood orange is the original joke.

    • @crbskier08
      @crbskier08 4 роки тому

      yeah I was going to blood orange

    • @grimTales1
      @grimTales1 3 роки тому +1

      @@crbskier08 Yeah I would have said blood orange as well

  • @rebeccaschade3987
    @rebeccaschade3987 4 роки тому +47

    I love the fact that "Ouija" is trademarked by Hasbro. Nothing is more occult than the world's biggest toy empire :D

    • @athenathegreatandpowerful6365
      @athenathegreatandpowerful6365 2 місяці тому

      Ouija boards were trademarked in the 1860s. They aren't that old. It's a game. Hasbro puts out games. Why is it surprising? Most of them are made in China by the thousands.

  • @lordofsmore9765
    @lordofsmore9765 4 роки тому +232

    Tissue paper, silly string, and cobwebs.... the unholy trinity of highly flammable items.

    • @SsnakeBite
      @SsnakeBite 4 роки тому

      Wait, silly string is flammable? I thought that was pretty much just foam and water?

    • @wolf3dv
      @wolf3dv 4 роки тому

      The REAL horror!

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart 4 роки тому +2

      The string itself may not be flammable but the aerosol propellant definitely is.

    • @gmann215
      @gmann215 4 роки тому +2

      It's not Halloween until houses start burning down!

    • @aterack833
      @aterack833 4 роки тому

      Needs less cowbell

  • @WildPortraitArtist
    @WildPortraitArtist 4 роки тому +36

    I love Ashen’s righteous anger at psychics/mediums. Those charlatans are despicable.

  • @ohnoanotherputz
    @ohnoanotherputz 4 роки тому +284

    Ghosts only contact you via Ouija brand spirit boards, union rules.

    • @stargate525
      @stargate525 4 роки тому +35

      When you die you have to join a union? That does sound like hell

    • @michaelcase8231
      @michaelcase8231 4 роки тому +19

      @@stargate525 You don't actually have to join one, but they still want their dues.

    • @Banom7a
      @Banom7a 4 роки тому +13

      definitely a British ghost, I bet they would go on strike as well

    • @JK-sm7ni
      @JK-sm7ni 4 роки тому +20

      @@Banom7a I mean, I would too if someone tried to contact me with a deck of cards

    • @markersandtea
      @markersandtea 4 роки тому +13

      @@JK-sm7ni Now I'm just imagining someone summoning ghosts to cheat at poker lol

  • @fallingbed1
    @fallingbed1 4 роки тому +1249

    I seriously thought you were sponsored by raid shadow legends for a sec 🤣

    • @seavord
      @seavord 4 роки тому +3

      It was lol

    • @girlsdrinkfeck
      @girlsdrinkfeck 4 роки тому +12

      disslike for cussing reese mogg the saviour of britain

    • @caramelldansen2204
      @caramelldansen2204 4 роки тому +32

      @@girlsdrinkfeck I hope you're joking 🤮

    • @girlsdrinkfeck
      @girlsdrinkfeck 4 роки тому +4

      @@caramelldansen2204 no why

    • @Rhaegarion
      @Rhaegarion 4 роки тому +27

      @@girlsdrinkfeck Ew Rees Mogg is awful

  • @H3xx99
    @H3xx99 4 роки тому +232

    The bone spider is what happens when the necromancer realizes there's no reason he has to keep the original shapes and has cart blanch to be creative...

    • @Becka_Harper
      @Becka_Harper 4 роки тому +20

      :) memories of a player in a AD&D game I ran years ago. He spent a 12 month campaign building a bone tarrasque using bones from every single creature the party killed. I mean it ultimately only had 10hp and crumbled to dust but it was pretty epic, which is why I allowed it.

    • @mistermatix8241
      @mistermatix8241 4 роки тому +11

      Bone Spider......a great name for a Biker or a Heavy Metal pub band

    • @H3xx99
      @H3xx99 4 роки тому +11

      @@mistermatix8241 or an amazing name for a lounge jazz band who wants to subvert expectations.

    • @mistermatix8241
      @mistermatix8241 4 роки тому +6

      @@H3xx99 oh yes I see what you mean! Could be a Blues musician too......

    • @H3xx99
      @H3xx99 4 роки тому +8

      @@mistermatix8241 let me hear dat voodoo you do!

  • @lsynno
    @lsynno 4 роки тому +122

    That "werewolf" was clearly just a flipping husky.

    • @Zulf85
      @Zulf85 4 роки тому +24

      Ikr? That's a husky tantrum

    • @TheLastPhoen1x
      @TheLastPhoen1x 4 роки тому +28

      The picture and the sound was "werewolf stepped on a lego piece".

  • @tehrobotjesus
    @tehrobotjesus 4 роки тому +467

    Surely the candle's colors should be reversed. White on the outside, red on the inside.

    • @Big_Loo
      @Big_Loo 4 роки тому +23

      That would cost more money.

    • @zaramatthewson6468
      @zaramatthewson6468 4 роки тому +35

      They had black ones with red on the inside, I got a few and they actually worked really well. Not sure why they put white inside of the red ones and not the dark red that was inside the black ones

    • @FiremanJR02
      @FiremanJR02 4 роки тому +26

      Nonsense, that would make too much sense for Poundland. And don't call me Shirley.

    • @pigeon2503
      @pigeon2503 4 роки тому +7

      I reckon it's because red is more attractive as a colour and are more likely to be purchased. Or perhaps it didn't "bleed" well reversed.
      I'd prefer a white skull personally.

    • @Okurka.
      @Okurka. 4 роки тому +14

      The red skull is obviously for Valentine.

  • @psygremlin1
    @psygremlin1 4 роки тому +73

    "It's Evil Skeleton Creature. or as well call it in the UK, Jacob Rees-Mogg."
    Hello, police? I'd like to report a murder.

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 4 роки тому +14

      It's not a murder if you kill him, it's officially an exorcism.

  • @aaroncopeland5964
    @aaroncopeland5964 4 роки тому +215

    Hey Stuart, remember last year when you did the five Halloween masks and ran a poll for them, saying that you would post the results the following year, only to admit you were going to forget about it? Well, here’s your reminder! :) I admit, I only remember myself because a couple days ago I was watching that video in anticipation for this one.

    • @ronanhavern1980
      @ronanhavern1980 4 роки тому +7

      Oh yeah i forgot that this was a busy year

  • @clammaster4
    @clammaster4 4 роки тому +89

    Fun Fact: Silly string is banned from red carpet events because it never ever comes out of the carpet

    • @tncorgi92
      @tncorgi92 3 роки тому +9

      It is banned in several American cities at Halloween time. It's like a $1000 fine or something.

    • @Silver_wind_1987_
      @Silver_wind_1987_ 2 роки тому +4

      @@tncorgi92 you can get it out...they just don't wanna do the effort

    • @nicholastosoni707
      @nicholastosoni707 Місяць тому

      It's also one of the most requested items in US Army care package lists: Silly String can expose booby-trap tripwires because the stuff is lightweight enough to hang on the wires without weighing them down.

  • @CaptainSouthbird
    @CaptainSouthbird 4 роки тому +272

    It's hard to imagine celebrating holidays without Ashens and tat!

    • @Alexshockwave84
      @Alexshockwave84 4 роки тому +5

      Right it has become its own tradition

    • @maxxoveride
      @maxxoveride 4 роки тому +2

      My God that is so true I would die if I didn’t watch Ashens 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎 every year

    • @FirstWizardZorander
      @FirstWizardZorander 4 роки тому +5

      Oh wow, two of my favourite UA-camrs together at last UwU

    • @_BigSchmuckus_
      @_BigSchmuckus_ 4 роки тому +1

      @@FirstWizardZorander you gave me the bran cancar tumur

    • @FirstWizardZorander
      @FirstWizardZorander 4 роки тому

      @@_BigSchmuckus_ Bran cancer sounds healthy for some reason, and I'm conflicted

  • @TheNinjaMonkey43
    @TheNinjaMonkey43 4 роки тому +9

    Weve been watching this couch for 14 years 😳. Im so happy that he has been able to continue to make videos, and he has been a part of my youtube enjoyment for over a decade, from watching on my parents computer in the basement, to watching on my phone while i cook dinner in my apartment. Thank you ashens!

  • @PierDaken
    @PierDaken 4 роки тому +61

    Can't believe I watch new specials from Ashens for around 10 years already. Some things shouldn't change.

  • @jerryrathgeb4412
    @jerryrathgeb4412 4 роки тому +40

    "This truly is the worst Halloween ever."
    Well, at least you got a dolls head candle holder out of it. Put the false mustache and a party hat on it, and eat half a bowl of Halloween candy!

  • @CandGoods
    @CandGoods 4 роки тому +221

    That baby-head tea-light holder looks like a newborn Michael Myers.

    • @YourOldUncleNoongah
      @YourOldUncleNoongah 4 роки тому +2

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA Mikey Jr.

    • @BD90..
      @BD90.. 4 роки тому +3

      Was thinking the same but could not remember the name of the chap.

    • @himselfe
      @himselfe 4 роки тому +4

      Shagadelic baby, party time!

    • @nslouka90
      @nslouka90 4 роки тому +5

      I thought it looked like that spider baby from Toy Story

    • @eag_illustration
      @eag_illustration 4 роки тому +1

      Poor Mikey he got gutted in the back of his head and got shot on the top

  • @nikkozagada9276
    @nikkozagada9276 4 роки тому +14

    “And it’s laminated as well so if the spirits dribble on it it’ll be okay” took me out! 😂

    • @Wemius61
      @Wemius61 10 місяців тому

      Same here :)

  • @shio1522
    @shio1522 4 роки тому +43

    Stewart single-handedly keeps poundland open.
    At least that's what I like to think.

  • @ReinEngel
    @ReinEngel 4 роки тому +22

    As an adult, I now understand why my parents hated me for wanting to decorate our bushes with artificial spider's web each year.

    • @tncorgi92
      @tncorgi92 3 роки тому

      It's worse than toilet paper.

  • @threeglassjars6051
    @threeglassjars6051 4 роки тому +454

    The message at the end is:
    THIS VIDEO WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS
    If you couldn't tell

    • @Umbrella4me
      @Umbrella4me 4 роки тому +33

      Thank you kind soul sleep deprivation is a pain in the ass

    • @pennyhero7873
      @pennyhero7873 4 роки тому +18

      Thanks I lost track quite quickly

    • @iiGingiey
      @iiGingiey 4 роки тому +8

      Thanks I lost attention3halfway through that joke

    • @mnky75
      @mnky75 4 роки тому +4

      Next week: Raycon Earbuds!

    • @AlexHernandez-uc6ji
      @AlexHernandez-uc6ji 4 роки тому +5

      “Let’s play raid shadow legends. Download now for free” lol I wish that shitty game add would just jog on.

  • @purple-soxs4443
    @purple-soxs4443 4 роки тому +2

    The Jacob rees-mogg reference was amazing didnt think I could love you any more 💗

  • @PixelOverload
    @PixelOverload 4 роки тому +423

    Can't tell if Ashens genuinely has no idea how fake spider webs work or he's just taking the piss

    • @IvanovIvanAKrutoi
      @IvanovIvanAKrutoi 4 роки тому +111

      I can tell it's both.

    • @thegorgon7063
      @thegorgon7063 4 роки тому +11

      Yes

    • @Normandy-e8i
      @Normandy-e8i 4 роки тому +4

      Now I'm intrigued

    • @JohnsonLobster
      @JohnsonLobster 4 роки тому +36

      He can't be bothered to make an effort for his video. Same reason why he's still filming on a fucking sofa.
      EDIT: Wow, there are people who genuinely think that the sofa gimmick is what makes his videos what they are...
      It's obviously his commentary, not the bloody piece of furniture.

    • @ducttapeengineer
      @ducttapeengineer 4 роки тому +92

      @@JohnsonLobster the sofa is his brand

  • @samdinnan3351
    @samdinnan3351 4 роки тому +43

    My mum is 59 and believes in ouija boards. It’s the most frustrating thing, trying to explain that a piece of cardboard by the same makers as My Little Pony ISN’T going to make demons murder you.

    • @Xahnel
      @Xahnel 3 роки тому

      Just sit her down and explain very carefully that magic cannot be made in a factory. Not even satan's evil devil magic. And cardboard/particle board is a terrible, TERRIBLE conductor of magic because of how artificial and processed it is.
      A real spirit channel requires a blood sacrifice, it requires effort, it requires the person doing it give a shit about what they are making. You can't mass produce that shit and put in the required care, effort, or detail. Magic can't just be done with cheap, mass produced, heavily artificial, highly processed nonsense made of shit materials.

    • @amaruqlonewolf3350
      @amaruqlonewolf3350 Рік тому +1

      I think there was a guy who shot up some place in America because someone insulted his favorite pony.
      So it may kill you one way or another, not by demons.

  • @JomasterTheSecond
    @JomasterTheSecond 4 роки тому +77

    "There, cobweb."
    ~Dr. Stuart Ashen, 2020

  • @frankie4294
    @frankie4294 4 роки тому +55

    "every primary school would be a mass of demons"
    ...have-have you met children ???

  • @VeraTR909
    @VeraTR909 4 роки тому +64

    A garden full of Jacob Reese Mogg's heads with candles inside would surely be the scariest on the block.

    • @TheRealSallyBeescomb
      @TheRealSallyBeescomb 4 роки тому +12

      That's insulting to the doll!

    • @corneliusmcmuffin3256
      @corneliusmcmuffin3256 4 роки тому +7

      He'd probably take being called an evil skeleton creature as a compliment

    • @VeraTR909
      @VeraTR909 4 роки тому

      @anomie nous Hey, let me blow your mind: I live in neither! don't be such a smartass.

    • @VeraTR909
      @VeraTR909 4 роки тому

      @anomie nous I know a block is an American term.... I'd advise you to stop digging your own grave.

  • @RobertOSheaGameDev
    @RobertOSheaGameDev 4 роки тому +12

    "Just pretend I was right", dear Ashens, you know the internet won't do that lol

  • @Jesse__H
    @Jesse__H 4 роки тому +132

    That porcelain baby tea light is actually legitimately worth a pound (!)

    • @KougajiCalling
      @KougajiCalling 4 роки тому +6

      That thing is G-Dang creepy.

    • @theghostofthomasjenkins9643
      @theghostofthomasjenkins9643 4 роки тому +20

      it's perfect for throwing through someone's window, too.

    • @Gambit771
      @Gambit771 4 роки тому +5

      Why did you put a space and then exclamation mark in brackets at the end of your sentence?

  • @K.A.Noires
    @K.A.Noires 4 роки тому +14

    The sounds from the sound effects machine, except for the ghost and witch, caught my cats attention and she circle my monitor looking for the source of the sounds.

  • @sludgerat
    @sludgerat 4 роки тому +67

    "Evil skeleton creature. Or as we call those in the UK Jacob Rees Mogg!"
    Im Dead.

    • @Happy_Shopper
      @Happy_Shopper 4 роки тому +2

      Too true

    • @pepeishere7529
      @pepeishere7529 4 роки тому +2

      How did you type this?

    • @Happy_Shopper
      @Happy_Shopper 4 роки тому +1

      @@pepeishere7529 hands

    • @corsaircarl9582
      @corsaircarl9582 4 роки тому

      I'm American so I don't know the joke unfortunately.

    • @KasumiKenshirou
      @KasumiKenshirou 4 роки тому +1

      I'm an American and had to use a search engine. Top search results said that he called the mayor of London "incompetent" and once ate ice cream while wearing a double-breasted suit. Pretty exiting stuff.

  • @helpme6599
    @helpme6599 4 роки тому +462

    I would've never expected that last joke from Ashens.

    • @SlyPearTree
      @SlyPearTree 4 роки тому +53

      That was scary.

    • @notaspy3751
      @notaspy3751 4 роки тому +15

      Scariest horror movie of 2020

    • @richardsavings6690
      @richardsavings6690 4 роки тому +25

      At least he knows the meta on this fucking site.

    • @forge23
      @forge23 4 роки тому +7

      I almost thought it was half serious for a second, glad it was just a joke

    • @Khetamine
      @Khetamine 4 роки тому +7

      I got "This Video" then quit

  • @TheSickyNicky
    @TheSickyNicky 4 роки тому +57

    The answer to the Peterborough / Kings Lynn question is never. The Kings Lynn train will pass Ely first and continue to London, and the Peterborough train will pass later, either reversing to Norwich or turning off later to Stansted.

    • @rileyledyard4350
      @rileyledyard4350 4 роки тому

      Omg thank you!

    • @Kirk00077
      @Kirk00077 4 роки тому +1

      Mornington Crescent, I win!

    • @AngelEmfrbl
      @AngelEmfrbl 4 роки тому

      Catch the bus from kl to Peterborough.... It's quicker and cheaper.

  • @zimmercj
    @zimmercj 4 роки тому +37

    I mean, describing a primary school as being full of demons is fairly accurate.

  • @psychopony666
    @psychopony666 4 роки тому +9

    can't wait for "pass the snowman's head" at christmas.

  • @ii_r_ftw
    @ii_r_ftw 4 роки тому +259

    thisvideoisbroughttoyoubyraidshadowlegend ... glad I transcribed that from the end of the video

    • @Nails_By_Kimberlee
      @Nails_By_Kimberlee 4 роки тому +15

      This is what I came to the comment section looking for haha

    • @GCAbleism158
      @GCAbleism158 4 роки тому +2

      I had to watch it a couple of times to get it.

    • @Chaos89P
      @Chaos89P 4 роки тому +9

      Still evil.

    • @kiraworthington
      @kiraworthington 4 роки тому

      I knew somebody would be quicker than me on getting all those letters yay

    • @culwin
      @culwin 4 роки тому +4

      you forgot the S at the end

  • @buggybugson624
    @buggybugson624 4 роки тому +3

    I love that you can go to any Ashens video from any year and it's the exact same because you can't improve on perfection

  • @benclaydon6331
    @benclaydon6331 4 роки тому +148

    The only thing that can save 2020 is an Ashens Halloween special

    • @jessestone7093
      @jessestone7093 4 роки тому +5

      Maybe a Christmas Special and Polybius Heist.

    • @Idiotbreadloaf
      @Idiotbreadloaf 4 роки тому +2

      But he had a normal intro.. Not the regular Halloween one. :(

    • @antarcticone5633
      @antarcticone5633 4 роки тому +1

      Fact

    • @himiranda123
      @himiranda123 4 роки тому +6

      it’s sad that people feel the need to mention trump on everything like it’s the only thing they talk about and their whole personality lmao

    • @neonhalos
      @neonhalos 4 роки тому +2

      @@Idiotbreadloaf I was sad about this too, I thought I was the only one :(

  • @shawbag11
    @shawbag11 4 роки тому +11

    "This video is brought to you by raid shadow legends " Must be a evil spirit

  • @TheMarioManiac
    @TheMarioManiac 4 роки тому +113

    Poundland has been the only entity keeping 2020 from being completely awful

    • @windelingswindle6452
      @windelingswindle6452 4 роки тому

      Yep

    • @user-yv2cz8oj1k
      @user-yv2cz8oj1k 4 роки тому +2

      Re-evaluate your life. 🤣

    • @planetschlock
      @planetschlock 4 роки тому +2

      tfw there are no Poundlands in America

    • @fixman88
      @fixman88 4 роки тому +3

      @@planetschlock Dollar General, Family Dollar, Dollar Tree. Ashens actually reviewed a can of generic spam from Dollar Tree someone sent him a while back.

    • @Okurka.
      @Okurka. 4 роки тому +1

      Not in Wales.

  • @Silk_WD
    @Silk_WD 4 роки тому +105

    "1. First gather a few friends" Scary stuff in covid times.

  • @Raky2427
    @Raky2427 4 роки тому +32

    This really feels like a Halloween tradition. Oh now I’m getting excited for the advent calendars. Oh I hope you can do that this year.

    • @corathiemann5000
      @corathiemann5000 4 роки тому +5

      He's said that he would. But remote and somehow managing without being in the same place as Nerd³.

    • @Raky2427
      @Raky2427 4 роки тому

      @@corathiemann5000 Oh OK.

  • @justherbirdy
    @justherbirdy 4 роки тому +1

    If that 'spirit board' can solve difficult maths problems, I'm totally down with it. Imagine taking it into an exam and summoning the spirits while the examiner stares and everyone else is super jealous. Absolute perfection.

  • @tylerjames1716
    @tylerjames1716 4 роки тому +33

    5:18 The moment when Ashens realized he's f-ed up and the viewers would be pissed if he didn't actually light the candles lmaoo

  • @TheTaylorwailer
    @TheTaylorwailer 4 роки тому +33

    “Is there anybody there?”
    * planchette shakes and is dragged to NO*
    “Awww.. ☹️”
    Lmao

  • @justinl8791
    @justinl8791 4 роки тому +31

    I think the most scariest thing in this video is the missing "jump scare" intro for this year's halloween.

  • @siryizzur
    @siryizzur 4 роки тому +1

    Ashens is one of the few things left in this world that is a never changing, always pleasant, comforting constant.

  • @Nitrinoxus
    @Nitrinoxus 4 роки тому +116

    "Hi guys, it's me -- Vamire! I'm like a vampire... except people take the P out of me!"
    ...Better joke than you'd get out of any of those not-Christmas crackers, it _must_ be said.

  • @JJM003
    @JJM003 4 роки тому +1

    ashens is really one of the only few youtube people to have not changed for about 8 years, thank you stu x

  • @watson483
    @watson483 4 роки тому +12

    You’re right about doing the web wrong. A bag like that covers my entire porch and a few trees.
    And dang I want that creepy tea light candle.

  • @TheGreatestPlayerInTheWorld
    @TheGreatestPlayerInTheWorld 4 роки тому +18

    Good lord it’s 2020 and I’m still alive watching ashens open tat 15 years on 😂

  • @Brunoblueknight
    @Brunoblueknight 4 роки тому +13

    The final seance was great, but I kept expecting Nosybonk to pop up.

  • @ms_enj
    @ms_enj 4 роки тому +4

    “Oh bloody hell, that was a mistake.”
    *Story of my life* 🤣

  • @davestratton7060
    @davestratton7060 4 роки тому +113

    Uh, you didn’t bid goodbye to the spirits...

    • @IvanovIvanAKrutoi
      @IvanovIvanAKrutoi 4 роки тому +12

      Technically, he did, just by knocking over the Spirit Board and hanging up on them.

    • @Silver_wind_1987_
      @Silver_wind_1987_ 4 роки тому +6

      @@IvanovIvanAKrutoi no....that pisses them off....always say GOODBYE or well you could be like my poor friend and have her house nearly catch on fire...

    • @Normandy-e8i
      @Normandy-e8i 4 роки тому +25

      @@Silver_wind_1987_ Can you imagine blaming ghosts on anything

    • @TheVirtuoso883
      @TheVirtuoso883 4 роки тому +3

      When me and friends used a board to talk to spirits we asked it's name their reply.."yes" so we finished our drinks threw the board in the bin and went out to a bar for the evening.

    • @NSJonesy94
      @NSJonesy94 4 роки тому +6

      @C C Hey, don’t joke! My dog was abducted by ghosts I’ll have you know! 😂

  • @itxi
    @itxi 4 роки тому +9

    Anyone wanting to know the answer to the train question:
    The Peterborough train was replaced by a bus service and the Kings Lynn train was delayed until the next day at 8am.

  • @SuperKillersz
    @SuperKillersz 4 роки тому +33

    Not officially Halloween until ashens releases his yearly special.

  • @ashleajon
    @ashleajon 4 роки тому +33

    Ashens: Imagine that being a comic book villain who just attacks you with a bad nail
    Me: That happens in the film Mystery Men with Geoffrey Rush as Casanove Frankenstein. God I love that film.
    Ashens: That literally happens in the film Mystery Men with the villain Casanova Frankenstein
    Me: WAVELENGTH

  • @LeynosJehuty
    @LeynosJehuty 4 роки тому +67

    Spiderweb stuff here in the US has been the most commonly sold item on Halloween for 40 years. I hate it. Everyone uses it once. Throws it away and buys it again the next year. Then sometimes you think you see a spider under a chair or something months later only to find out its plastic after you tried killing it.

    • @alexrawson8492
      @alexrawson8492 4 роки тому +5

      You can't reuse it, it spreads way too thin...

    • @Born_Banjaxed
      @Born_Banjaxed 4 роки тому +19

      Imagine being a real spider encountering a plastic spider. What a trip.

    • @jman3267
      @jman3267 4 роки тому +1

      @@alexrawson8492 Yeah, but if you spread it thin a bag lasts you like 5 years.

    • @MisterCasket
      @MisterCasket 4 роки тому +1

      @insanity wolf Or a skeleton spider will crawl on your head as you sleep.

    • @GreatSageSunWukong
      @GreatSageSunWukong 4 роки тому +5

      The jokes on them then I save money every year by having a real spiderwebs on my bathroom windowsil for at least the last 3 years with its occupant who was too fucking big to deal with then and is now getting on for being the size of a mouse....on the bright side it is male so won't be spawning, anyway its very erm festive, complete with dead flies and wasps.

  • @ronnievision18
    @ronnievision18 4 роки тому +3

    I need that baby head candle holder, I don’t think I can survive without it

  • @Sparrow9612
    @Sparrow9612 4 роки тому +18

    @ashens - The tealight could be converted into a creepy garden planter. Horror Chia Pets!

  • @ScrewBallTheAlien
    @ScrewBallTheAlien 4 роки тому +8

    “As I Burn, I Bleed”
    Sounds like a semi decent metal core band.

  • @DevonPalmer98
    @DevonPalmer98 4 роки тому +7

    The couch became the ultimate fire hazard by the end of the video

  • @seancotter1965
    @seancotter1965 4 роки тому

    Lost it at the Jacob Rees Mogg remark! Thank you for being you, and the joy that brings.

  • @WakoDoodle
    @WakoDoodle 4 роки тому +14

    Glad to see Silly String hasn't changed over the years! Still as messy and chaotic as it was before!
    Great at parties, perfect for arguments! Spray today and run away while they scream in pain!
    Happy Halloween everyone!

  • @ManiManiPlays
    @ManiManiPlays 4 роки тому +1

    That was a terrifying ghost encounter at the end. Can't believe they've even extended their marketing branch to the dead.

  • @SoraHjort
    @SoraHjort 4 роки тому +29

    For note: that web stuff at the start is supposed to be stretched over a 3 meter by 3 meter (or more) area.

    • @nat3007
      @nat3007 4 роки тому +1

      Why? Just looks like it will shed everywhere.

    • @SoraHjort
      @SoraHjort 4 роки тому

      @@nat3007 It doesn't. It's quite elastic and will clump together.

  • @Psychlist1972
    @Psychlist1972 4 роки тому +30

    "Pass the ghost" is now my go-to substitution for "fart"

  • @paulherman5822
    @paulherman5822 4 роки тому +9

    That Ashens stated that he has severed fingers in his freezer has restored my faith in humanity.

  • @zombiesalmon4997
    @zombiesalmon4997 4 роки тому +1

    Holy hell I seriously cannot believe its nearly hallowe’en. This entire year has felt like a damn fever dream

  • @sunshinethuggery
    @sunshinethuggery 4 роки тому +64

    The brand-named 'Ouija board' originated in 1890 but analogous and largely identical spiritualist parlour games initially grew in popularity after the US Civil War due to the rise in demand for people wanting to communicate with their dead relatives (usually casualties from said war).

    • @Bod8998
      @Bod8998 4 роки тому +3

      I thought it was two word yes and yes qui and ja

    • @ferociousgumby
      @ferociousgumby 4 роки тому +6

      @Disobedient Nomead WHY does everyone pronounce it "WEE-JEE"? I've never understood that. I pronounce it right, and everyone looks at me funny and "corrects" me.

    • @Maverynthia
      @Maverynthia 4 роки тому +7

      @@ferociousgumby Because Americans and people from the UK can't pronounce foreign words so "Ja" becomes "jah" and not "yah" like it is in German. I have no idea how it became "gee" other than... points to people pronouncing things shitily.

    • @ferociousgumby
      @ferociousgumby 4 роки тому +1

      @@Maverynthia it always sounds silly and ignorant to me, sort of a mockery of the whole thing. Golly Gee, it's Wee Gee!

    • @Maverynthia
      @Maverynthia 4 роки тому +2

      @Andrew Ballard People that can pronounce stuff. yes. Yes I am. And you must be one of THOSE people that give no shits about pronunciation because "English Superior"

  • @KaydenSilvertongue
    @KaydenSilvertongue 4 роки тому

    The fact you referenced Casanova Frankenstein made my entire night. I love it when people know about Mystery Men.

  • @loneshewolf74
    @loneshewolf74 4 роки тому +17

    What does a vampire take for a cold? Coffin drops!
    How does a ghost eat a hot dog? By "goblin" it!
    Why did the skeleton *not* cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts!

  • @imrrandomwiw6405
    @imrrandomwiw6405 4 роки тому +1

    Absolutely love the Ashens Specials videos! And this time of year is good because you can look forward to the Ashens Christmas Special too!

  • @harmsc12
    @harmsc12 4 роки тому +4

    That bit at the end mocking sponsored videos was great.

  • @SquirrelForce
    @SquirrelForce 4 роки тому +2

    The RPG spider abdomen cage thing is actually an incredible idea!

  • @PixelOverload
    @PixelOverload 4 роки тому +11

    "primary schools amass with demons" is literally the premise of every other horror anime

    • @MadameTeqi
      @MadameTeqi 4 роки тому +3

      *corpse party flashbacks*

    • @LonelySpaceDetective
      @LonelySpaceDetective 4 роки тому

      *misao flashbacks*
      (not an anime, but same genre as the corpse party game so fair imo)

  • @thirstyfordoctor609
    @thirstyfordoctor609 4 роки тому +4

    You have such a relaxing voice. I could imagine you narrating a documentary and it would be amazing

  • @emilyhensx
    @emilyhensx 4 роки тому +9

    That spider web would cover several bushes and trees. Im surprised its extremely common in the states. Its simple and spooky when done right 😅

    • @swanningabout
      @swanningabout 4 роки тому +2

      It's shit

    • @eivind-falk
      @eivind-falk 4 роки тому +2

      It wouldn't be a proper Ashens video if he did he right, would it?

  • @LepidoliteMica
    @LepidoliteMica 2 роки тому +1

    Pass the Parcel brings to mind my family's recent holiday tradition of the Saran Wrap ball. You roll a bunch of candy and small toys inside a ball made of two or three full rolls of Saran Wrap, then take turns unraveling it; you can't rip it to do so, and while you're unraveling the next person is frantically rolling two dice for doubles so they can steal it. You keep every prize that falls out during your turn, and there's a big cluster in the center.

  • @epicguy44
    @epicguy44 4 роки тому +47

    “The bone skeleton” ... so a skeleton

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart 4 роки тому +8

      Obviously, that's how you know it isn't a "flesh wrapped skeleton" ie. a person.

    • @webchimp
      @webchimp 4 роки тому +1

      Unless it's a shark

  • @RockRedGenesis
    @RockRedGenesis 4 роки тому +49

    "Count Quackula"
    Well I guess they couldn't use "Count Duckula", It's copyrighted!

    • @Megadriver
      @Megadriver 4 роки тому +4

      Lol... I remember that from my childhood. I also remember falling asleep to that cartoon, so it probably wasn't that interesting.

    • @Gambit771
      @Gambit771 4 роки тому +2

      @@Megadriver Or maybe you aren't that interesting.
      Your comment put me to sleep.
      Does that mean I'm not that interesting?

  • @TerrorLabRat
    @TerrorLabRat 4 роки тому +12

    I got an ad just as he started saying “big rubbery cockroach”...

  • @Greenpastures79
    @Greenpastures79 4 роки тому +4

    The sound effects OMG!! Starlord and the werewolf 😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 4 роки тому

      Starlord sounded a lot like the Haunted Mansion stretching room scream.

  • @d_inkz
    @d_inkz 4 роки тому +2

    The odour of silly string is so embedded in my memory of terrible social events, I could smell it as soon as you started spraying it.

    • @shockz16
      @shockz16 4 роки тому +1

      Likewise! The last time I remember actually spraying any was at my sister's 18th.. she's now in her 40's! That's how long that smell stays with you 😂

  • @MrMatte0000
    @MrMatte0000 4 роки тому +33

    ITS TIME TO GET SPOOPY

  • @Chalky.
    @Chalky. 4 роки тому +24

    I always try to be positive to my spirits, but whiskey still keeps making me vomit and piss the bed.

    • @jmckendry84
      @jmckendry84 4 роки тому +1

      It's vodka that does that to me.

  • @meganplenderleith4188
    @meganplenderleith4188 4 роки тому

    I'm stuck in quarantine right now, my roommate has covid and I'm away from my parents for the first time - I've been watching your videos since I was 12-ish and this was exactly what I needed on such a miserable Halloween! cheers Ashens!

  • @matthau7503
    @matthau7503 4 роки тому +39

    2020s new scariest movie: fly with a machete

    • @StefanEdek
      @StefanEdek 4 роки тому +1

      The best crossover

    • @IvanovIvanAKrutoi
      @IvanovIvanAKrutoi 4 роки тому +3

      Spoiler: it ends in 5 seconds due to the fly being swatted and the machete being too heavy for the fly to carry.

    • @richestgeeza7681
      @richestgeeza7681 4 роки тому +3

      Better than the other fly sequel

  • @nowaymangoshtomuchna
    @nowaymangoshtomuchna 4 роки тому +2

    these boards where actually once used by people who cant speak to communicate with people, some people made some spooky mythos around those things