Reality of owning cats 😖
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“Woken up at 2am by meowing and or vomiting” the accuracy is IMPECCABLE 💀💀💀💀💀
😂💯
Vomiting? O good lord😭
My cat just scratches the walls until I wake up in the middle of the night-
Exactly
SO TRUE!Yesterdaynight at 3 am vomiting in my bed.😸🥱
I bought a cheap automatic feeder and I was pleasantly surprised by the added feature of my cat waiting patiently in front of it instead of howling at me at 5am for breakfast.
Convenient!!
So now you are just unnecessary to the cat
you replaced yourself with a robot
@@cooltwittertag Like artists and junior level programmers, but more willing
me too , I bought this fancy 80$ digital feeder with mic and camera ,left home for 10 minutes for groceries , when I came back the machinewas destryed as it fell over
"for the small price of scooping turds out of the litter box" got me dying 💀
No it's your sanity
“Because if people don’t tolerate you, get something that will have to”
I’m dead bro 💀💀💀
This is literally why I'm getting one. 🤣😂😅
Even that is not a given.
😂😂
What is that profile picture
there's nothing that makes you wake up faster than hearing a cat trying to throw up
A cat trying to pee
Truth.
I mean. It is true. But also...depends.
On one hand. You KNOW you HAVE to go clean it up.
You KNOW it.
If you don't? 99% chance of stepping on it in the morning.
But also.
Sometimes you take that gamble.
Because fuck that cat.
@@voraxe3032 😭 I had to hide all my laundry baskets in the closet (when they have clothes in them) because one of my cats will think they're super roomy and comfy litter boxes to pee in. It is the worst sound to hear when you're drifting in and out of sleep.
My cat got 3am flying lessons for that very reason. From a carpeted bedroom to the timber floored living room. So much easier to clean.
Lol sounds like my cat. I’ve catapulted my grey cat Levi a couple times for that reason. He’s finally learned that the litter box is the best place or outside
"because if no one will tolerate you buy someone who has to" 💀
That has me on the fucking floor ROFL
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Crazy cat lady logic 🙂
Vhell yeah
No way you watched the video too?
"Because if no people are going to tolerate you, buy something that *has* to." 😂🤣🤣😭 This sent meeeee!
Same
Have*
This guy clearly is a beginner level “owner” you don’t own a cat, Supreme Leader Fluffies owns you!
hahaha, trueeee 🤣🤣🤣
Ain’t that the truth
word. 😼
Tru
Ha
"✨Try Cats Today ✨" got me cracked up
He’s just a Jon Lajoie knock-off.
My two female cats adore me just as much as I love them. Had them since birth. 12 years strong so far! Amazing chill,loving cats.
Yea all our cats are super chill and highly affectionate overly needy for a cat at night they all meow and follow us around until we go to bed each one has a human they sleep with mine sleeps on my neck every single night if I get up and go to the bathroom he does too comes right back
I had my cat Footer from, once she was weaned....I was 8 myself...22 years 10 months....one of her kittens who's birth I got to observe, for his entire 19 years...and an unrelated stray Tortoiseshell I also brought home before fully grown, who made it to 16.
I hope they're with you for many more years. I miss mine, and just having a cat generally.
Lol I'm 11 and has four kittens and one adults cat😂
While watching this my cat knocked my water cup over while staring at me .
I love the look in their faces when they do that.
"That's right bitch. Because I can."
😄😄
That's domestic abuse call human rights
... while staring at you... 😂😂 . I wonder if it's an 'oops my bad, I'm sorry' stare or a 'yeah I did it .. your not the boss of me' stare 😊
The cat knows
The cat choose to assert dominance as a way to agree with the video
So used to my cat having hairballs at ungodly hours that my roommate asked me what this one noise was, and I answered half asleep: "she's throwing up" and i think i fell back asleep
Get Cat Lax paste (gets rid of hairballs ) the cat will eat it very tasty forget about pills though cats can choke to death on hairballs.
Laughed at this 3 times. Thanks.
Lol my cats brother always throws up in MY carpet AT THE SAME PLACE
it's always at 1 in the morning or when I'm not home
Can someone pls tell me why not ONE of my 4 cats EVER have hair balls? But I see them licking themselves ALL the time
SHSHSHSHS CAUSE ONCE MY FRIEND WAS SLEEPING OVER AT MY HOUSE AND MY CAT WAS HACKING UP A HAIRBALL AND HE ASKED "what's that noise" AND I RESPONDED HALF ASLEEP "shes sharting and puking. " AND I FELL BACK ASLEEP IMAO
My cat actually works as a great alarm clock! I feed her first thing when I wake up, and, ah, she's learned that. So if I ever forget to set my alarm, I have a fluffer to get me up.
Its all fun in games until the cat woke you up by sitting on your face
Cringe PFP
@@josephleebob3828 who asked
@@Noferrah no one have to ask
lol "I have a fluffer to get me up." Um You mean a Cat right, not the occupation?
I’ve never watched a more truthful video on UA-cam. 😂😂😂
What I like is that most people don't talk about dog hair, my family has a cat and a dog, we got my cat first. They would complain about her fur but when we got our dog they stopped complaining. He sheds so much the if you look at the downstairs floor (were he is most of the time) you can see a sheet of dog fur.
So true!!
These are hysterical and so comforting to know that others share my experiences!! 😂😂😂😂
“Living with someone who hates you” yesssssss 😂
😂💯
You are his servsnt , he owns you! But they are adorable!!
I didn't realize cats are my wife!
My Autumn used to try to knock things over onto my head while I was napping on the couch. Lol. Living room lamps, or books or whatever was handy. Lol.
paigeeeey: If it's human!Not a cat or dog.
I'm one of the lucky few who has a cat that annoys me with how much she just wants to cuddle and play with me. Anytime I come home, I just hear her bell sprinting to come see me. It's to the point where she waits by the door whenever she hears my keys lol
My cat does both. Everything described in the video and this comment :)
it’s not that deep
Same
So cute, mine does exactly the same? She's not a Burmese or something is she? They are known to be very social
If I was locked in alone every day I'd probs do the same
Some people don’t like cats because they “hate people” when in reality those people get no b*tches due to the fact they are terrible at relationships. Unlike a dog, you have to earn your cats friendship. Then it will love you
I second that, unconditional dog love is for insecure people. With a cat you really have to dig deep down into what it means to be human and humane. A cat throwing up at 4 AM is a true character builder.
By "earn your cat's friendship" you mean feed it
@@markduarte1349 I think you’ve mistaken cats with dogs, all you need to do to to make a friendship with a dog is feed it, cats need a lot more
@@markduarte1349Rubbish. The same way you care and do your best to keep your friends friendship, cats must be treated the same way. Once you make a friend feel respected, safe, appreciated, cared for, and loved he will be your best mate forever. Same with cats, and they will repay you with such love and companionship that will make you smile even in your darkest days. Give love to a cat, he will reward you with more love, cuddles, and glorious purrs-purrs.
@@Demoknightf2Funny how dumb ass cat people always say this any animal you work with you need to earn their trust felines aren’t more sophisticated than any other animal
This is precious and hysterical. I love it.
Cats are great! It’s totally awesome having a little tiger as a friend.
My brother's cat wakes us up in the middle of the night screaming coz he pooped on his box and he is too lazy to cover it up so hoomans must clean it up for him. He also has some weird addiction with cotton buds and balls. He would take them out of the container one by one then meow at us to follow him and flex his mess. I swear that cat owns everyone and everything in the house.
u so lucky. 😼
Balls?
Ayo?
and?
Hahahhahahaah so funny, love the Wei Ying in the profile picture
@@misakichan8181 omg yes,was trying to hard to figure out who it was 🤣😂
Stupid phone wouldn't zoom the picture,so thank you 😘😘😘
(Ahhhh...this brings back memories 😌)
Not at all like my cat. We're roommates. She doesn't bother me unless she needs help and even then respects my boundaries by not waking me up and we both greet each other when it's a new day.
One of my cats always used to wail for food in the middle of the night, it’s was so frustrating but I loved her nonetheless.
@izzytheoctoling2852 one of them?
@@Drag0. Yeah. I had three cats, hence why I said one of them
(now two due to one passing away after having gone missing and been ran over)
@@ilike_splatoon you're making me sad now
The sweetest alarm clock ⏰ ❤
My cat jumps on me at 5am every morning demanding strokes and I have to stroke her for about an hour,if I stop she nibbles me so after an hour she cuddles right up to me and then we sleep together its wonderful she's wonderful I would be lost without her
That sounds awful
@@len10799 u get used to it,but the love she gives is pure and it makes up for her 5am wake up calls lol
My youngest dog does something similar. Context: 7 month old female Husky puppy about 45lbs. When she wants attention she will physically jump on your lap or lay on your chest so that she can't be ignored(ever had a 50lb lap dog? I have 4)
@@len10799 it isn’t at all. Also most cats aren’t that annoying in the first place. Mine came back in the early morning every day after a long night of doing cat things and lie down on my legs and went to sleep. It’s basically a free fluffy feet warmer lol
Most annoying part is when they drag dead or in the worst case alive animals in the house and then go to sleep. Nothing better than stepping out of your room in the morning and finding a rat without its head on the carpet lol
@@rachaelfreeman613 you go to sleep at 6 am?
As soon as my alarm goes off, my tabby is on me and refuses to let me go back to sleep. He will purr and meow and head boop me until I get up. If I try to put a blanket over my head he will literally just pull the blanket off my face and resume his pestering
My cat has a weird habit of becoming excessively affectionate a few hours before I properly wake up. It's not like it's the time of morning or something, because my sleeping schedule is all over the place more often than not. It's also not nagging, because if I wake up to see what's up, she just goes back to her usual self.I have a strange feeling that she only feels comfortable being that much of a softie when I'm half asleep and cant remember much. Saves her some street cred I guess.
While my cats love me, they still scratch up all my favorite things. They be testing my unconditional love and proving it's real
My friend's cat is her alarm clock. The cat comes in the house at 6 am and she won't stop walking around the house *screaming* until everyone is out of bed. Only after that, she will eat her breakfast
“No need for an alarm clock”
Yeah, I was at my friend’s house on Saturday and I stayed up late, and her cat decided it’d be a good idea to wake me up at 8am by meowing right in my ear
Twenty minutes before the alarm without fail.
I can only assume the clock emits some sound I can't hear twenty minutes before the alarm.
@@MPRiley-dw2nd 😆 Still trying to figure that out are you
You weren’t loving her so i do not feel bad
@@chadmann2724 I couldn’t be mad at her for long and almost immediately strayed petting her lol
I WISH my cat would wake me at 8am.
I have a very strange cat. Anytime after I get into a deep sleep my cat finds a plastic shopping bag. Now, I always keep them in a dispenser bag but somehow he gets hold of one and proceeds to 'ski' down the hallway...on top of the bag and will eventually crash into something. This is the price I am paying for installing wood floors throughout my home. 😳😳😔🤣🤣🤣🤣
The imagery in my head of this 😂😂😂
Please take a video if you catch him
😂😂😂😂😂
Hahahaaaaaa! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣🙃🙃🙂🤣🤣 felines ya gotta love em
Get a carpet
my cats instead of meowing or throwing up at 2 am, they shove their heads into my hands by they want pets
My cat tried to sleep on my face
my cat just breathes in my face so when i wake up all i see is a very close up smooshed face and smelly breath 🤣
@@indigo.sturniolo awh, I love cats
@@indigo.sturniolo my cat does that too ❤️ I think its a sign of wanting to disgust you!
@@Maxzes_ 😂
I spat my coffee out laughing so hard....This is so accurate 😅
My cat gets the zoomies early in the morning. Wakes me up jumping up and down off the bed and running through the place like he's lost his mind. If nothing else, he's quite the entertainer! 😊
Oh wow, this info-mercial got me!! Can't resist!! I must get that faux fur!! 😂😂
Ahhh this is perfect. Spot on!
The audio was stolen and there was no credit given 💀
😂😂😂 I still love my cats… they are so adorable! ❤️🥰🥰
lol this cat is the cutest thing that i have ever saw
the fact that my cat woke me up at 5 in the morning td to her puking 💀😭 accurate
This was the funniest thing I've experienced all day!! 😆 Thank you!!
(Cat mom/servant of 60 years.)
I was taking a snooze on my back on my bed. The cat took a flying leap onto my abdomen and gave me a hematoma❤ She sent me to the Dr’s office.
My cat wakes me up right before school, he IS my alarm clock.
Kitties are wonderful when planned for. They're wonderful creatures
This is so true especially having three one of my cats constantly wants attention ,one is constantly playing with your feet, and the other has kittens very chaotic
OMG! You are brilliant!!! Perfectly said so real. Awful but, TRUE!
I am here for it; I love my two fur babies: Pepper and Smokey!
I'm glad my cat is one of the snuggly types that likes naps 😆
All these statements are true. As the caretaker of 5 cats I totally get it. I am blessed since my cats wake me at 5am not 2am. Great video!
So true. Been owned by cats all my life. I love them.
You don't own cats, cats own you.
I have three cats, only one is the stereotypical cat the other two are more like dogs and they are my male cats my female cat loves to wake me up at 1-4 am with screaming
Edit: five cats now and there's a hiarcy problem
My female is a typical female cat, thru & thru; Smokey, my male cat is more like a dog as well!
Hey that's really interesting. Do you know if it's just a female thing? My female cat wakes me up early all the time and I hate it. 😅But my cat that I had in the past was a male and he never did that.
Or the zoomies and play fighting where they knock everything down in sight and are running on the ceiling and walls
My female cat does too!!!
I live with 4
I'm happy the cat tolerates us living in her apartment 😂🙀
And that "Tuna Breath"..."!!
They are beautiful amazing friends
I love this it's absolutely hilarious
My cat is literally my alarm. Always woke me up at the same time
The amount of times I woke up to my cat throwin a nasty as hairball is immense
There's a paste you can give them that helps with that.
I love your video!! So many people don't understand cats. The neat thing is that they are so smart (yes, cats can be trained). You both can also enjoy your alone time. Lol
🤣🤣 that cats lil nubbin tail has be dying
😂😂😂 thank you for this 1 , it was so hilariously on point 😻😻😻 immediately got me thinking about my 2 cats as you started talking 😂😂😂😂 they are insane in a good way, right..?!! I love them
Haha 😂 cuddling with my sleeping cat as I watch this
Waking up at 2 ap due to meowing or vomiting is accurate
Ok that cat is ridiculously adorable…
I love all the cute and funny videos while the narrative goes
This is so well done!😂 thanks I needed that!!!!
You need a tabby. Tabbies are a whole different breed.
We have 3 and these cute demons haunt my family every day
I am cracking up at this "recommendation" 😂
There’s a sign of my veterinarians that says “dogs have owners cats have staff”😂
And that's why I love them 🥰
My cat doesn't do any of this 😆 The only time she wakes me up is if I sleep in. At 8 or 9 AM, I'll wake up to her scratching my face. Occasionally if I leave a grocery bag or papers on the floor by mistake, I'll wake up to her playing with it.
Same with mine. 😂
Have three...been there.....!!!
THE CAMERON GELLER AUDIO LMAOOO
そ that's why I recognize the voice, huh
Accurate
My cat boots will wake me up at an ungodly time in the morning scratching and meowing at my door!
☺️💀
I’ve taught my cats the time at which they are fed and instead of breakfast they have available baskets 24/7 and a dinner of meat at 5:00pm which is when they start meowing now. They are very sweet though, the sleep at the end of my bed and follow me around half the time. Birman cats are very playful and loving but do always have their time when they like at least an hour to themselves which is understandable
Lol I have a love hate relationship with mine. She meowed at me so much that I got up to go see what she was going on about. She just wanted to show me the masterpiece that she created...ripped up toilet paper and the bathroom looking like a hurricane ripped through it
She just wanted you to put in a new roll! 🤣
@@libbylandscape3560 lol nope I hid all of the tp and paper towels.
Yes amazing benefits!!
Already have *12* of them✨✨
OMG send me a couple of em ,I need amusement n luv. My kitty just put to sleep So Sad ,hope the vet was right. I'm not happy at all.
@@Diane-py5bc sorry for your loss
Aw ty so much
I got so close w him n he just got to know me started having seizures,but my sins hand I heard him scream,brought him to Animal ER n they advised it bcuz he might have rabies. And they can't tell til they observe him. It tore me up thinking I might lose my poor kitty n my only son,which is All I've got left of my family. So I left it up to my son he hated doing it n lil Rocky wasn't rabid but passed on n I'm angry I had to be out on the spot. Rabies are back in Fla. There's predators that attack cats n lil dogs n eat them?? Birds n coyotes etc..oh my!! Furry kitties?? No coyotes here anymore but Rocky whad a big scar on his back ,he was abandoned n left outside...til I got him n saved him.then his foot had some skin torn all of a sudden n Vet thought he was attacked but I was always w him. It pissed me off cuz he grafted skin,350$ later he was dragging his leg n crying n falling ...then the seizures. I felt so sorry for that lil guy!! He never got to live his kitty life n be happy! So I'm sad as hell n get upset ,I just adore cats n dogs.n birds etc. Can't take seeing em sick,in pain ,whatever. He hid a lot like cats do when.....it's time? God I hate this tale of woe!! Poor cats they got it rough out there !! I always got on a bus in NJ n fed a bunch of em n trapped em to get spayed. You have to, too many strays n babies. Be safe n well ok ty again.
@@Diane-py5bc 350$ is a lot and you should try fostering and adopting cats that's why I have 12 cats they keep me company
The cat jumping into the washer got me bad - 😭
Awe so adorable ❤
Duuuuuuude!! 👌🏻💕💕
I hope you work in Advertising, cos boy, you got those skillz 👏🏻🥰
Yea - that was funny as fuck, Dude!!
A very appropriate edge of sarcasm, or is it a side.of snide?!! Either way, perfect for the Narcissists cats are.
Hey, Make More like this!!!
My 7 little Kibble Sluts love'd watching it on loop for an hour...
Bro I fell on the floor when I saw the cat chase the laser
This is great
Yeah this is accurate, my cat wakes us up and immediately goes to her food dish.
My cat used to jump on my bed and gently bite my chin to tell me breakfast time 😂
RIP Lucas I miss you dearly ❤️
My Manx Monster and Chip are identical twins complete clones he lived for 21 years I now have a mini monster he’s almost as fun as the original 😻
Perfect. Probably my favourite video EVER!!! Totally true. Only one thing to add, that the creature will bring you bats at 3am. Brilliant.
I got woked up at 4am by massage and lick, and when they did that i got a dream of being stab with needle multiple times on my stomach
To be fair, i think your cat was also imagining stabbing you.
"Try cats today"
Omg I nearly died lol
So true 🤣 and here I'm being awoke at 2am 'cause of three cats
Waking up to meowing or vomiting at 2am is too relatable.
Wow, this makes me want to own cats.
Scooping turns out of a litter box...great 🙃
I’m thankful my cats have never woken me up at night lol
The fact that i was just dreaming about a cat in my sleep
Pretty accurate. Mine makes me laugh everyday! 😊 😁 👍
Every damn morning, at about 6am, my cat goes out of the house, goes into my room through the window, and wakes me up to feed her.
absolutely! hahaha, i do have three cats ----- 😹🙀😻
"Because with cats you'll no longer have to buy expensive furs-" I WAS THINKING LIKE CRUELLA STYLE I'S LIKE WHAAAA!
First time I have properly laughed at a short 😅
I lived with three cats who really seemed to love me. They rarely woke me up, and always showed affection. I only wish that they lived longer.