DON'T LAUGH CHALLENGE #3

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  • @leash44
    @leash44 6 років тому +3377

    "Do you even have a sense of humor!?" Matt proceeded to say that to the giggliest person on the planet.

    • @daddyzgirlz22
      @daddyzgirlz22 5 років тому +60

      leash44 that’s because they’re not funny

    • @wolfcry6081
      @wolfcry6081 5 років тому +8

      So true lol😂

    • @absentplaysauditore5653
      @absentplaysauditore5653 5 років тому +25

      leash44 I was kinda expecting mark to spit on him when he said that XD

    • @beepboop8387
      @beepboop8387 5 років тому +7

      Has he ever lafedet at a place where you’re not supposed to laugh because he thought of something funny

    • @breebree5936
      @breebree5936 5 років тому

      @Valentina Sanguins trueeee

  • @arynburrsir
    @arynburrsir 6 років тому +2022

    "Why are you looking at me with such lust?!?!"
    "Why wouldn't I?"
    w a i t w h a t m a r k

    • @GachaRoxanne
      @GachaRoxanne 4 роки тому +83

      It just makes it better when he said "Ima touch all over you" right before-

    • @hardcoregamer7671
      @hardcoregamer7671 4 роки тому +41

      UNUS ANNUS PREQUEL

    • @graperatboi1996
      @graperatboi1996 3 роки тому +3

      I MADE THIS 1.2K LIKES!!!

    • @hi_im_genesis
      @hi_im_genesis 3 роки тому +1

      this comment and your pfp and your name are just perfection

    • @ArrowUpEight
      @ArrowUpEight 2 роки тому +3

      He saids he straight I think he is bi tho

  • @potatoboix5695
    @potatoboix5695 5 років тому +2664

    You can tell Mark has a very different sense of humor than the rest of them.

    • @mintrose983
      @mintrose983 4 роки тому +168

      Yes, and that is what makes him so funny

    • @housetoadhorton56
      @housetoadhorton56 4 роки тому +254

      Those three kinda seem to have the sense of humour of those 10 year olds in school who tried to be popular but nobody actually liked their jokes😬

    • @chloehooper4351
      @chloehooper4351 4 роки тому +108

      Then mark realized they have a different sense of humor

    • @iamnothere700
      @iamnothere700 4 роки тому +113

      Ikr. Throughout the whole video I only laughed at Mark...

    • @saiki2341
      @saiki2341 4 роки тому +27

      @@housetoadhorton56 still entertaining 😼💖

  • @TeamEdgeGames
    @TeamEdgeGames 8 років тому +255

    Haha that was great! Thanks for having us!

  • @ForestKorok_
    @ForestKorok_ 8 років тому +5813

    You know what would make Mark laugh?
    A pet named Steve.

    • @pubblefut
      @pubblefut 8 років тому +16

      YESSSS 😂😂😂

    • @soraking1253
      @soraking1253 8 років тому +9

      Ikr 😂

    • @faithbrown4116
      @faithbrown4116 8 років тому +32

      I WAS THINKING THE SAME THANG

    • @kathrynefird11
      @kathrynefird11 8 років тому +5

      Yes😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @10slottoaster
      @10slottoaster 8 років тому +12

      you bastard! I was gonna say that! 😡

  • @laithmedher8034
    @laithmedher8034 7 років тому +232

    Bryan: "the air vents in your mouth"
    Mark: "it's called a nose"

  • @popcatcarl6662
    @popcatcarl6662 3 роки тому +160

    I love the combination of Mr. “I know how to cuss backwards” Markiplier and Team “Family friendly, no cussing allowed” Edge.

  • @mylesallan6571
    @mylesallan6571 8 років тому +3256

    just whisper "my pet named steve" in mark's ear

    • @VanishUT
      @VanishUT 8 років тому +22

      good one lol

    • @yuehan6711
      @yuehan6711 8 років тому +15

      The Kraken Queen whenever I play this I go down all of the darkest roads in my mind to not laugh. I was laughing at what mark might have been thinking about.

    • @ryanpowers5775
      @ryanpowers5775 8 років тому +1

      hargy66 '😝

    • @damonanalburn4395
      @damonanalburn4395 8 років тому +10

      The Kraken Queen or just 'top o' the mornin!' from the first one lol

    • @mctoast4062
      @mctoast4062 8 років тому +8

      The Kraken Queen or I am the king, of five nights at freddys

  • @zotlan7169
    @zotlan7169 6 років тому +672

    lol markiplier at 11:44 just started singing system of a down

  • @roser.5834
    @roser.5834 7 років тому +198

    " What's that in your mouth? Oh, it's a couch." ~Matt

  • @owo8576
    @owo8576 5 років тому +729

    I love how everyone from Team Edge is so wholesome and the Mark is just...

    • @Shenso
      @Shenso 4 роки тому +65

      cAn huLk giVe HaNdjoB???

    • @ems1013
      @ems1013 3 роки тому +19

      i love how they didn’t swear but mark is over here-

    • @ssj4gogeta130
      @ssj4gogeta130 Рік тому +1

      *”The mark!”* One of the dudes was molesting marks nips!

    • @Aaron-Miller-1138
      @Aaron-Miller-1138 2 місяці тому

      Immoral as you can get. Very sad. 😞

  • @forbiddenanime6518
    @forbiddenanime6518 6 років тому +594

    Mark: "I have a small mouth!" Me:*On floor dying* "for your raunchy and loud comment's I never noticed ur mini mouth"

  • @weenieman6647
    @weenieman6647 6 років тому +1762

    “When I was 6 years old I was born with no face”
    Total logic. Makes so much sense. Mark was born at 6 years old, and no face, but grew a beautiful face in no time.

    • @TheJege12
      @TheJege12 6 років тому +89

      That's Arin's joke from Game Grumps tho

    • @captaingay8834
      @captaingay8834 5 років тому +52

      @@TheJege12 I think he was trying to make a reference to them.

    • @theBIGBRUH7
      @theBIGBRUH7 5 років тому +7

      Its magical

    • @Erich.C
      @Erich.C 5 років тому +5

      @@captaingay8834 Slender???

    • @Erich.C
      @Erich.C 5 років тому +4

      Mark Is Slender Man Confirmed?

  • @MelodySharp.
    @MelodySharp. 5 років тому +523

    “Why is it getting hard?!” And that’s the moment the entire internet learns Matt has a very innocent bedroom life.

    • @laurabu6459
      @laurabu6459 3 роки тому +26

      Judging by how he has 2 kids, I doubt that lol

    • @nappydotjar
      @nappydotjar 3 роки тому

      TIME STAMP

    • @loyje5ter
      @loyje5ter 2 роки тому +5

      @@nappydotjar 3:07

    • @ArrowUpEight
      @ArrowUpEight 2 роки тому +2

      Mark saids he straight but I really think his is bi

    • @xingqiu5470
      @xingqiu5470 Рік тому +5

      @@ArrowUpEight Who knows? Either way he is amazing.

  • @Kaye412
    @Kaye412 6 років тому +448

    I luv how marks just making all these jokes that are like not “PG”
    and then he just figures out that basically all they laugh at is gibberish🤣

  • @TrishaRyan
    @TrishaRyan 8 років тому +761

    I legitimately jumped back when Matt spit.

    • @TeddyCab
      @TeddyCab 8 років тому +2

      You and me both! 😂😂

    • @kamrynjordan4149
      @kamrynjordan4149 8 років тому +12

      Spittake jumpscare.

    • @ravenclawgirl542
      @ravenclawgirl542 8 років тому +5

      I rolled onto my left side and laughed hysterically but quietly at the same time 😂

    • @lenciboehme689
      @lenciboehme689 8 років тому

      +Ravenclaw Girl lol

    • @janelysaldivar3087
      @janelysaldivar3087 8 років тому

      brayan: ckeeee (pretending to speak Chinese) mark:(in mind wtf

  • @deanslucey7410
    @deanslucey7410 8 років тому +331

    "When I was six years old I was born without a face" nice Game Grumps reference Mark!

    • @lycheestew
      @lycheestew 8 років тому +6

      im glad I wasn't that only one that caught that 😂

    • @Adon2k23
      @Adon2k23 8 років тому +1

      11:48 this dude try to sing chop suey

    • @thatkkid1911
      @thatkkid1911 8 років тому

      +CARNAGE _210 say it im your own comment section it is out of place.

    • @micahphilson
      @micahphilson 8 років тому

      Which grumps episode was that from?

    • @Assin247
      @Assin247 8 років тому +1

      +Micah Philson dr Mario

  • @somerandomhumanbeingonthei1924
    @somerandomhumanbeingonthei1924 4 роки тому +879

    The only reason that it seems like mark has no sense of humor is because Team Edge is a family channel, and Mark has one of the dirtiest minds on the planet 😂

    • @ayannahf0702
      @ayannahf0702 3 роки тому +54

      You just have to remind him of his Google fued videos "my pet named steve"

    • @oliverstvchannel6442
      @oliverstvchannel6442 3 роки тому +16

      LeLe_457 H yep. That would have made him lose faster.

    • @gameman3981
      @gameman3981 2 роки тому +4

      If you think Mark's got a dirty mind you definitely haven't heard of Lost Pause or Projekt Melody (I actually found out about the latter due to the former).

    • @lukeskywalker8267
      @lukeskywalker8267 2 роки тому +1

      This is his channel bruh

  • @HuskyBuscuit29
    @HuskyBuscuit29 4 роки тому +233

    Mark: when I was 6yrs old, I was born without a face.
    Me: isn’t that a quote from game grumps?

  • @blu_otaku7063
    @blu_otaku7063 8 років тому +311

    when you laugh like mark does and you do it at the same time during a video, we create glorious harmony

  • @defiantnight2668
    @defiantnight2668 8 років тому +1840

    "I wasn't swallowing, as is evident by the volume"

  • @FandomGirl42
    @FandomGirl42 7 років тому +269

    "WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME WITH SUCH LUST?!" -Matthias 😂

    • @unknownlala4365
      @unknownlala4365 7 років тому +15

      Supertastic Eleanor "Why wouldn't I" Markiplier.

    • @milk3163
      @milk3163 6 років тому +4

      it seems the fan ficts will be between them, not bryan and mark

    • @My6119
      @My6119 6 років тому +3

      Why wouldnt I?

    • @juanaguilar5123
      @juanaguilar5123 2 роки тому +1

      Right when I read this comment he said it

  • @sleepparalysisdemon5378
    @sleepparalysisdemon5378 4 роки тому +31

    0:23 Bryan has dad instincts... and that look too, such a dad look

  • @myabruns1182
    @myabruns1182 7 років тому +175

    0:23 Bryan's Dad instincts kicked in😂😂

  • @mariamichalowski4238
    @mariamichalowski4238 8 років тому +212

    What's that in your mouth? Oh, it's a couch. Really got me.

    • @El_Wiwo
      @El_Wiwo 8 років тому +1

      No, its his pet naked steve.

    • @El_Wiwo
      @El_Wiwo 8 років тому

      Named*** xD

    • @soleycara3388
      @soleycara3388 8 років тому

      +iAnthony Gamez Oh good lord xD 😂 😂 😂

    • @uglypeaches6306
      @uglypeaches6306 8 років тому

      +iAnthony Gamez lol

    • @KaoCho0
      @KaoCho0 8 років тому

      Me too.

  • @niamh3768
    @niamh3768 7 років тому +450

    Darkiplier was slowly emerging there....the nipple abuse was bringing him out

    • @ariamason9839
      @ariamason9839 7 років тому +4

      Nemo Nerd true very true

    • @Skylar132
      @Skylar132 7 років тому

      Omg that got me.

    • @aaronbows9445
      @aaronbows9445 7 років тому +2

      Nemo Nerd ITS MARKIPLIER DARKIPLIER IS THE DARK SIDE OF MARK

    • @alexanderwulfert6730
      @alexanderwulfert6730 7 років тому +5

      brightblue scaers The dark side of the mark, *heavy breathing*
      Join me and together we can rule UA-cam as ego and alter ego

    • @ninjaimp5841
      @ninjaimp5841 7 років тому +2

      Big Mouse Bath

  • @cynthiaquartermaine4884
    @cynthiaquartermaine4884 6 років тому +180

    8:02 when Bryan got scared of the can opening😂

  • @karenkk2017
    @karenkk2017 7 років тому +188

    "Hey babe, you got some nice industrial-sized air vents..." 😂😂😂👏👏👏

  • @missborealis8418
    @missborealis8418 8 років тому +276

    Mark- "You gonna spray in my face baby?"
    Matthias- *Look of absolute horror*
    Me- "Hehehe... Run Matthias... Run"

  • @Black_Gold_Saw
    @Black_Gold_Saw 8 років тому +190

    "when I was 6 years old, I was born without a face"
    -Markiplier 2016

    • @stormeagle4586
      @stormeagle4586 8 років тому +8

      It's a Grumps quote

    • @chanman1764
      @chanman1764 8 років тому

      +MarkipIier is not the real Markiplier he's a bot

    • @BoxOfBrokenToys
      @BoxOfBrokenToys 8 років тому +6

      It's a Game Grumps reference :)

    • @thatlastsipoftea5157
      @thatlastsipoftea5157 8 років тому

      just realized he said it that way

    • @wagsss
      @wagsss 8 років тому +2

      well... he was actually quoting egoraptor... but all well

  • @JackFoxtrotEDM
    @JackFoxtrotEDM 2 роки тому +15

    I like how the team is trying to be properly family-friendly funny and then you've just got Mark like "CAN HULK GIVE HAND JOB?" lmao

  • @neonbirdz9383
    @neonbirdz9383 8 років тому +47

    I was drinking tea at 9:44 and after I heard "You've got a small mouth hole dude" I sprayed it all over my computer XD

    • @whowouldveth0ught
      @whowouldveth0ught 8 років тому +1

      Neonbirdz Oh No haha

    • @dcgangsterrockstar6974
      @dcgangsterrockstar6974 8 років тому +5

      in the UK we drink our tea.....than give our computer a SHOWER!! 😂😂😂

    • @nekomekosans9170
      @nekomekosans9170 8 років тому

      OMG you like under tale to

    • @neonbirdz9383
      @neonbirdz9383 8 років тому

      DcGanster XD if I lived in the UK then that statement would prove to be true
      Chloe, how do any of these comments apply to Undertale? I don't mean to be rude, I'm just curious lol

    • @neonbirdz9383
      @neonbirdz9383 8 років тому +4

      Cancer? Really? That's the best way you can come up with to insult someone? Pathetic.

  • @skweeji
    @skweeji 8 років тому +513

    Matt: now fanfic of u 2 r going 2 show up
    Me: *cracks knuckles* showtime

  • @cielphantomhive1885
    @cielphantomhive1885 8 років тому +257

    "Im naturally sexier without my glasses" -Markiplier 2016

  • @limelacroixcan
    @limelacroixcan 5 років тому +16

    0:13 Bryan's face is the literal meaning of happiness right here

  • @melanieaolani
    @melanieaolani 8 років тому +2392

    You guys should've just said "a pet named Steve" to make Mark laugh

    • @YagmurValdez
      @YagmurValdez 8 років тому +120

      They should've said "He didn't swallow the soda in his mouth. I think he swallowed a pet named Steve." That'd be the bomb.

    • @AndreB23
      @AndreB23 8 років тому +76

      *Whispers* Top of the mornin to ya, a pet named Steve.

    • @grant836
      @grant836 8 років тому +11

      I was thinking the same thing lol

    • @RayneDavila
      @RayneDavila 8 років тому +2

      Yeah

    • @callyndavis857
      @callyndavis857 8 років тому +58

      "Hey what's that in your mouth"
      "A pet named Steve"

  • @lydiaroxburgh5655
    @lydiaroxburgh5655 7 років тому +351

    the amount of innuendos
    "IT'S GETTING HARD!"
    "Don't you squirt on me!"
    What?!

  • @SirCornholio
    @SirCornholio 7 років тому +184

    "at 6 years old, I was born with out a face." sweet game grumps reference, bro!

  • @joemama-ti5rc
    @joemama-ti5rc Рік тому +19

    I love how mark is just a naturally inappropriate person and team edge is NOT, so mark was talking about bull sperm and Matt's just like "bro what the heck dog"

  • @danvassgekonge5951
    @danvassgekonge5951 8 років тому +773

    Matthias looks like Fix-It Felix from Wreck it Ralph.

    • @leopardtide
      @leopardtide 8 років тому +1

      I THOUGHT THE SAME THING

    • @umthatwasntverycashmoneyof8107
      @umthatwasntverycashmoneyof8107 8 років тому +4

      Yes, thank you that was killing me

    • @annacp5840
      @annacp5840 8 років тому +1

      There's a kid in my class named Felix and he looks exactly like fix-it Felix 😂😂

    • @crazyawesomelps5751
      @crazyawesomelps5751 8 років тому +1

      +Anna P HOW IS DIS POSSIBLE??????ILLUMINATE!!!!!!J.K

    • @mudbight
      @mudbight 8 років тому +1

      +Anna P don't you mean he looks like the voice actor of fix it felix? The character and the voice actor look the exact same.

  • @alexandriavk2109
    @alexandriavk2109 7 років тому +379

    *when I was six years old... I was born without a face*

    • @caseysaunders2168
      @caseysaunders2168 6 років тому +3

      wonderful yoshi's cookie

    • @nagol2602
      @nagol2602 6 років тому +1

      Mr. RyanGames It’s Arin Hanson’s life story. Look it up.

  • @nicocazin7126
    @nicocazin7126 8 років тому +234

    What makes Mark laugh you ask? Whisper: Top of the morning to you l'addies

    • @ho0ol1gan29
      @ho0ol1gan29 7 років тому +4

      CopiKazin i do that to my friends all the time.

    • @Urmom-mw5uu
      @Urmom-mw5uu 7 років тому +22

      CopiKazin that or my pet named steve😂😂

    • @yeas9770
      @yeas9770 7 років тому +9

      CopiKazin Or leap next to him and slap him in the face thus making him spit.

    • @izzyrodriguez7558
      @izzyrodriguez7558 7 років тому

      CopiKazin Septiplier much..?
      😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

  • @rosedoodles1853
    @rosedoodles1853 5 років тому +32

    8:02
    Anybody notice him getting scared by the can opening?! 😂😂😂

  • @sierranoplis
    @sierranoplis 7 років тому +46

    "You got a SMAAL mouth full dude" XD
    "Whats that in your mouth? Oh its a couch!" Had me dying

  • @andreah9587
    @andreah9587 8 років тому +423

    This video is MUCH dirtier than I anticipated and i fuckin love it X'DDDDD

    • @andreah9587
      @andreah9587 8 років тому +1

      *MUCH more unintentionally dirty

    • @melvinsteell5878
      @melvinsteell5878 8 років тому

      I wanted to cry I love it XD

    • @JohnnySantanaAwcom
      @JohnnySantanaAwcom 8 років тому +1

      I feel like that explains my life. hahaha

    • @darkiespirit53
      @darkiespirit53 8 років тому +1

      I know,its weird because Matthias us there,but it's awesome XD

    • @andreah9587
      @andreah9587 8 років тому +1

      *sees nice replies* :D
      *sees # of likes on comment* •O• HSWTF HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!?!?!?!?!?! ASDFGHJKL-

  • @Mechyriad
    @Mechyriad 5 років тому +167

    Mark: Yes I'm naturally sexier without my glasses
    Me: *DA FUH-*

  • @kanexoxo
    @kanexoxo 6 років тому +16

    Its hilarious that Mark and them all have different humors. Like Mark is being his dirty self, which is totally fine, and they're all just giggling in odd ways and making strange noises. I honestly love it.

  • @tristanh8754
    @tristanh8754 6 років тому +525

    Just my personal oppinion but mark is by FAR the funniest person in the room.

    • @JessicaMartinez-nk2uy
      @JessicaMartinez-nk2uy 6 років тому +2

      P

    • @save.1001
      @save.1001 5 років тому +27

      Agreed. Him and Matthias are golden😂

    • @mr.mcgreenmcjeans5246
      @mr.mcgreenmcjeans5246 5 років тому +9

      What about Bryan’s weird voice talk?

    • @emilygrubbs7441
      @emilygrubbs7441 5 років тому +6

      Sorwy but naaah mattias Is (Matthias)🤣🤣🤣

    • @urble
      @urble 5 років тому +15

      the other one's are just making sounds most of the time, it's not funny

  • @mamoose8383
    @mamoose8383 8 років тому +223

    "When I was 6 years old I was born without a face"
    He had to reference game grumps

    • @jambug_
      @jambug_ 8 років тому

      He always does xD

    • @galxis5112
      @galxis5112 8 років тому +1

      I love when he does it!!
      (btw those two exclamation marks are intentional)

    • @OneWhoSeethes
      @OneWhoSeethes 8 років тому +5

      Mark fucking loves Game Grumps

    • @steadyrhythms9571
      @steadyrhythms9571 8 років тому +2

      Bologna, in theaters now.

    • @Kasoha4
      @Kasoha4 8 років тому

      He always does

  • @namelessnavnls8060
    @namelessnavnls8060 3 роки тому +4

    0:21 Bryan with those Dad reflexes. LOL. Look, he even kinda shakes his head disapprovingly too.

  • @buttered_stoast
    @buttered_stoast 8 років тому +131

    Is it just me or is Mark's laugh beautiful and amazing?

    • @buttered_stoast
      @buttered_stoast 8 років тому

      12:12 for reference

    • @burnzify3469
      @burnzify3469 8 років тому

      +Brickasaurus sounds like he's gonna run out of air and a vain is gonna pop outta his throat and he's gonna pass out

    • @vermotaa8198
      @vermotaa8198 8 років тому

      +Joey Burnz two kinds of people

    • @StrugglingRat
      @StrugglingRat 8 років тому

      nope not just you

    • @erickcruz5542
      @erickcruz5542 8 років тому

      +Brickasaurus agreed

  • @misteruukas
    @misteruukas 7 років тому +181

    "What's that in your mouth? *oh it's a couch* "😂😂😂

  • @lucyroberts5007
    @lucyroberts5007 8 років тому +184

    STOP MAKING FUN OF MY TINY MOUTH

    • @raymondleverich716
      @raymondleverich716 8 років тому

      yea its a pretty bad thing lucy

    • @JinxxsParanoia
      @JinxxsParanoia 8 років тому +7

      Lucy Roberts That's not what Mark said to Jack.

    • @beaniebby4824
      @beaniebby4824 8 років тому +1

      _Jinxx _ Jack isn't in this video

    • @gmgr113
      @gmgr113 8 років тому

      Carol Harding yup lolololololololol

    • @crimsonfeathers8225
      @crimsonfeathers8225 8 років тому +5

      Woah you have the same name as somebody at my school

  • @fufuism
    @fufuism 5 років тому +38

    Mark: Touching is allowed!
    Bryan: Bryan likey~~

  • @iib.mp3
    @iib.mp3 6 років тому +503

    "What if hulk had a baby?"
    Me: HULK SMASH!!!😂😂😂

  • @dessnee
    @dessnee 8 років тому +112

    "When I was six years old, I was born without a face." UMM.. that makes no sense Mark XD

  • @bruhislifebruh4714
    @bruhislifebruh4714 6 років тому +105

    I really started laughing when they were teasing Mark about his small mouth cause I feel his pain I have a small mouth too.😂

  • @charlottealmeida7742
    @charlottealmeida7742 6 років тому +738

    Who else was waiting for the "TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES!" i am disappointed

  • @Snacc99
    @Snacc99 8 років тому +183

    "it went back into my throat"-Mark

    • @Snacc99
      @Snacc99 8 років тому +37

      "I knew it when it was coming out of my mouth"

    • @kb7208
      @kb7208 8 років тому +1

      +Kurliz Makara OMG XD

    • @noubidy1016
      @noubidy1016 8 років тому +2

      Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,no,no,no, you can't be for real, noo

    • @alanakarp3628
      @alanakarp3628 8 років тому +4

      lol pornhub vid in 3.2.1.😂

    • @zoeytrent115
      @zoeytrent115 6 років тому

      lmao

  • @sirmoriarty8230
    @sirmoriarty8230 8 років тому +185

    You can really tell Bryan is a dad XD the way he caught Matthias's drink

    • @blackstar3394
      @blackstar3394 8 років тому

      GhostKingLink _ LostLinkl yea

    • @boboboogie123
      @boboboogie123 8 років тому

      what time in the video did that happen?

    • @imney
      @imney 8 років тому +2

      watch it at 0:20

    • @babbles114
      @babbles114 8 років тому

      Nes Pires ok....

    • @kaylee1769
      @kaylee1769 8 років тому +2

      Yeah true lol. Matthias is a dad too, but his little girl is a baby.

  • @rylangaylor8269
    @rylangaylor8269 8 років тому +159

    Did you know diarrhea is hereditary.....?
    It runs in your jeans

  • @Wolfie-sw1cy
    @Wolfie-sw1cy 5 років тому +49

    8:02 Bryan jumps from a bottle being opened

  • @kutziekatlin2154
    @kutziekatlin2154 8 років тому +392

    whisper "top of the morning" in his ear for mark

    • @elisenim
      @elisenim 8 років тому +17

      Septiplier away!

    • @BVTDF
      @BVTDF 8 років тому +7

      always a way to make him laugh...

    • @kutziekatlin2154
      @kutziekatlin2154 8 років тому

      +ShadowMonsterMeth I know right

    • @pvppychu
      @pvppychu 8 років тому +1

      +septiplier4lif e YES

    • @pvppychu
      @pvppychu 8 років тому +1

      +septiplier4lif e I'm gonna subscribe to you XD

  • @legacyofeminem7114
    @legacyofeminem7114 7 років тому +200

    "When I was 6 years old I was born without a face. ~Mark 2016
    How does that even make sense?
    Mark Edward Fischbach was born at 6 years old

    • @carloscorrea3191
      @carloscorrea3191 7 років тому +13

      It’s a Game Grumps reference, lol

    • @Moodyslime400
      @Moodyslime400 7 років тому +8

      When one of your favorite UA-camrs quotes one of your other favorite UA-camr

    • @lenix7146
      @lenix7146 7 років тому +1

      XD

    • @jiff4lif601
      @jiff4lif601 7 років тому +5

      It's a Game Grumps joke.

    • @benjacura8141
      @benjacura8141 7 років тому

      Darkimoos Biggest Fan ya how dose that make sence

  • @nxbulae
    @nxbulae 8 років тому +178

    DONT YOU SQUIRT ON ME!!

  • @maebee7946
    @maebee7946 5 років тому +30

    10:11 bryan: "did you start the timer?"
    y..you literally started it.

    • @mintrose983
      @mintrose983 4 роки тому +2

      It is very easy to forget, or have a hard time remembering if you actually did it of just thought you did

  • @dumpsterdog879
    @dumpsterdog879 8 років тому +117

    "CAN HULK GIVE HAND JOB!?"

  • @NONAME-ht1xe
    @NONAME-ht1xe 8 років тому +53

    At 4:18 Mark looks like he thinking, "I'm gonna shiv you in your sleep."

  • @dansquiffphilssplinge9978
    @dansquiffphilssplinge9978 7 років тому +615

    "When I was six years old, I was born without a face." - Markiplier
    1. Great Grammar, Mark.
    2. So you were born at 6? XD

    • @majesticnyx7592
      @majesticnyx7592 7 років тому +35

      It's a game grump reference~ ;3

    • @unoreversecard2599
      @unoreversecard2599 7 років тому +7

      When I read that I was thinking about Ed Sheeran's song 'Castle on the Hill'. I even sang "When I was six years old I was born without a face" out loud. ^-^

    • @jillwood8076
      @jillwood8076 7 років тому +4

      How can you be born without a face, if you're saying your 6 years old when you were born without one? Was it that you were 6 when you were born?

    • @tdf_worldkey6666
      @tdf_worldkey6666 7 років тому +5

      i didnt even notice that XD

    • @sethrynsonnen4930
      @sethrynsonnen4930 7 років тому

      Clemmy Cloo I

  • @bluebunanimates6590
    @bluebunanimates6590 4 роки тому +103

    Matt: WHY ARE THEY GETTING HARD?!
    Me: *heavily sighs in scientist*

  • @infernaltrain1964
    @infernaltrain1964 7 років тому +239

    5:45
    this bull is not providing enough semen.
    let's fix that with a controlled shock.

  • @spacebunnyc
    @spacebunnyc 8 років тому +67

    7:51 I legitimately recoiled like this was a 3D movie.

    • @kebababooey4985
      @kebababooey4985 8 років тому

      So Did I XD
      Leaned Back And Hit My Head On My Wall ;-;

    • @spacebunnyc
      @spacebunnyc 8 років тому +1

      Glad I'm not the only one. I hope your head is okay.

    • @pietmeon
      @pietmeon 8 років тому +4

      I know I thought I got some of it on me XD

    • @kayceeschulz1427
      @kayceeschulz1427 8 років тому +3

      Same!!!! I flinched away so hard, I fell off my chair and landed on my hands and knees

    • @kebababooey4985
      @kebababooey4985 8 років тому +1

      Ow. That Must Hurt ;-; Hope Your Ok..
      And Thanks For Your Concern Space ;v;

  • @stefanluxford1089
    @stefanluxford1089 8 років тому +163

    "i had to push back in my throat, cuz i didn't swallow"

  • @lollymax117
    @lollymax117 5 років тому +65

    It’s so weird hearing mark make all those dirty jokes around them, because they have such a family friendly channel

  • @contagiousdna4997
    @contagiousdna4997 7 років тому +531

    I love Mark's laugh 😂 who agrees?

  • @skytan1016
    @skytan1016 7 років тому +76

    If I'm mark I will say
    Mark:What's to be like a pet named Steve/I have a pet named steve
    Me:*keep giggling for an hour*

    • @muybuenodumdum9122
      @muybuenodumdum9122 7 років тому

      Papa Genji if I was Markiplier I would
      Break from my tomb
      -devil screeches-

  • @wecouldbeimmortals
    @wecouldbeimmortals 8 років тому +196

    someone should've said to mark "did you swallow your pet steve" 😂

    • @heatherhamilton4897
      @heatherhamilton4897 8 років тому +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 OMG I started choking on my own spit when I saw this. YAS!!

    • @gavynperez3468
      @gavynperez3468 8 років тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @halley6903
      @halley6903 8 років тому

      +Get Trolled I spotted the odd one

    • @halley6903
      @halley6903 8 років тому

      +Get Trolled 😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😇😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😠😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😠😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😑😑😕😕😕😕😑😑😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😆😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😣😣😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😅😅😕😕😕😕😕😕😣😮😮😮😕😕😣😤😤😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕

    • @megpiegoodall2645
      @megpiegoodall2645 8 років тому

      OMG I SAW THAT

  • @heh4199
    @heh4199 5 років тому +5

    11:47 Sean would be proud of Mark trying to sing Chop Suey lmaooooo

  • @angelinapetersen7422
    @angelinapetersen7422 8 років тому +184

    You know I think being shipped with Mark is just a side effect of being in a Video with him.
    Warning, side effects of being in a video with Markiplier include but are not limited to: Being shipped with him, blah blah blah etc.

  • @emmabethcaddy7523
    @emmabethcaddy7523 7 років тому +43

    "What's that in your mouth? Oh it's a couch."

    • @notyep_
      @notyep_ 6 років тому

      Gracelion_ that part made me spit my drink out 😂

    • @tasteimmortality
      @tasteimmortality 6 років тому +1

      you werent even playing and you still lost

  • @meowingspacebar6609
    @meowingspacebar6609 8 років тому +254

    Mark: "With your mouth puffed out like that, you look like a big mouse bath."
    You mean big-mouth bass? Great English skills 😂

    • @barbara-jeanhorne7304
      @barbara-jeanhorne7304 8 років тому +1

      He has a speech impediment you know right?

    • @meowingspacebar6609
      @meowingspacebar6609 8 років тому

      +Barbara-Jean Horne Yes, I'm aware, I'm just poking fun at the subject :)

    • @barbara-jeanhorne7304
      @barbara-jeanhorne7304 8 років тому

      Oh ok ;)

    • @vision4860
      @vision4860 8 років тому

      +Barbara-Jean Horne I seriously doubt that particular flub was due to a speech impediment. He switched the "th" in mouth with the "ss" in bass. If it was due to a lisp, it would've been more likely to say "big mouthed bath" and replace any "s" sound with a "th". I have a mild form of that very speech impediment, so I know firsthand.

    • @vision4860
      @vision4860 8 років тому +2

      +Barbara-Jean Horne It's much more likely the result of the common form of mouth mess up that we all struggle with from time to time.

  • @BaneOfZane
    @BaneOfZane 6 років тому +138

    Nice *_A i r V e n t s._*

  • @kvvval.l
    @kvvval.l 7 років тому +296

    I know how to make all of em lose...
    goes up to ear. *hey how ya doin? hey lil mama lemme whisper in ya ear...*

    • @ellenattiel8486
      @ellenattiel8486 6 років тому +1

      I already did

    • @acreativename9186
      @acreativename9186 6 років тому +14

      IT'S MY TURN!
      For me:
      *The FitnessGram Pacer test is an aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues*

    • @m.b3839
      @m.b3839 6 років тому +8

      Okay my turn:
      *hey. You there. I see you over there. I want you to come here*

    • @jadewhotever4865
      @jadewhotever4865 6 років тому +2

      "It's free real estate"

    • @ech0ashes
      @ech0ashes 6 років тому +6

      Top of the morning to you laddies

  • @shelliamadrid6527
    @shelliamadrid6527 6 років тому +29

    Matt:you go to the mall a lot
    Joey:yea
    Matt:kissing guys
    Joey:yea
    Lol lmao

  • @viviannagy6519
    @viviannagy6519 8 років тому +133

    "Why is It getting hard?"
    Me: Oh god.....Dont please.
    *SUDDEN FAN GIRLS/FAN BOYS

  • @AnomalousZoologist
    @AnomalousZoologist 6 років тому +24

    Don't worry Bryan, my Dairy Queen uses a fishbowl full of water to keep people from stealing their tips.

  • @skyedethierry6059
    @skyedethierry6059 7 років тому +138

    WHO ELSE THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY WHEN BRYAN GOT SCARED OF THE CAN OPENING AT 8:02!!!

    • @bobwithers2601
      @bobwithers2601 7 років тому +2

      I know that was the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life!!!!!@!!!!!😅🙂😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😁😂😁😂😁😂😗😂

    • @oost_javeln
      @oost_javeln 7 років тому

      Not me

    • @carolyn9
      @carolyn9 7 років тому +3

      I was like how come no one noticed?

    • @kariyaproctor2858
      @kariyaproctor2858 7 років тому

      Me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @cocobellsilver4736
      @cocobellsilver4736 7 років тому

      Skye de Thierry Ikr XD

  • @evbrowny7970
    @evbrowny7970 8 років тому +37

    13:48 LOOK HOW MUCH WATER COMES OUT OF MATTS NOSE!!!!

  • @Ruben-uv5lv
    @Ruben-uv5lv 8 років тому +356

    When i was six,i was born without a face.
    -Markiplier 2016

  • @SquashedTitan
    @SquashedTitan 5 років тому +8

    0:20 ~dad instincts kick in~ xD

  • @kaylabeaver1608
    @kaylabeaver1608 8 років тому +96

    For Mark, they should've whispered "septiplier away" directly in his ear

    • @p.nk_w
      @p.nk_w 8 років тому +2

      OMG I AM A COMPLETE FANGIRL WHEN IT COMES TO SEPTIPLIER! ITS NOW AN AUTOFILL ON MY PHONE! Also, IM SORRY MARK! PLSZ DONT HATE ME!!!

    • @SketchyRaven
      @SketchyRaven 8 років тому +1

      Markimash died
      Someone said Septiplier is dying out...but it's not dying out as fast as Markimash :>

    • @UroborosVial
      @UroborosVial 8 років тому +1

      that would have been awsome
      mark should have whispered to matt "Mattiplier" away~

    • @baileygriff9193
      @baileygriff9193 8 років тому

      +SketchyRaven that's probably bc the whole conundrum with mark's gf has kind of died down

    • @sonja5878
      @sonja5878 8 років тому

      Yes. AAaaannnddd theres 69 likes. Nobody change this.

  • @d0llf4ce-n3ko
    @d0llf4ce-n3ko 7 років тому +74

    Anyone else see when J-Fred opened his can Bryan got scared?

  • @kinnarajewel1255
    @kinnarajewel1255 6 років тому +215

    I saw darkiplier in there!

    • @Senrith
      @Senrith 4 роки тому +6

      I was just about to comment "I didn't" and I just paused the video and I see blue and red
      r/holup

    • @frogking5298
      @frogking5298 4 роки тому +1

      I n t e r e s t i n g

  • @TonsilsTeCat
    @TonsilsTeCat 3 роки тому +25

    I feel like Matt is still traumatized to this day from the Electro Jaculation sermon from Mark

  • @highbornss
    @highbornss 8 років тому +279

    I wanna see Mark and Bryan arm wrestle

  • @phoebncas
    @phoebncas 8 років тому +169

    MARK LIKES SYSTEM OF A DOWN. WELL ILL BE DAMNED

  • @QuadkillsGaming
    @QuadkillsGaming 7 років тому +143

    "BIG MOUSE BATH"

  • @thispersonisredacted1585
    @thispersonisredacted1585 3 роки тому +8

    9:20
    When the baby xenomorph begins it's birth.

  • @trinityfournier4287
    @trinityfournier4287 8 років тому +394

    someone should of said to Mark weres your pet named steve

  • @corapoppert5038
    @corapoppert5038 6 років тому +15

    LOL When Jfred said "That's how i hit on girls: 'Hey baby, you got some nice industrial size air vents'" I almost spit Sunkist all over my computer. XD