Mitch McConnell Stepping Down, Melania Trump Gossip & Don Jr’s Plan to Give Daddy a Boost

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  • All eyes were on Michigan for the Republican and Democratic primary elections, Biden issued an executive order to safeguard American data from our enemies who are working hard to try to steal it, GramPOTUS paid a visit to his doctor at Walter Reed Medical Center today for his annual physical, Hunter went in for a probe conducted by the Republican-led House Oversight Committee, Mitch McConnell announced that after an unprecedented 17 years as the top Republican in Congress, he is hanging it up, there is some hot gossip about Melania Trump’s time in the White House, Lara Trump has officially entered the race for chair of the Republican National Committee, DJTJ took to Twitter to unveil his plan for how to give his Dad a boost at the voting booths, Apple has reportedly discontinued their efforts to develop an electric car, people in Scotland were shedding tears over the weekend at a Willy Wonka themed event, and in honor of Jimmy hosting the Oscars on Sunday March 10th, we sent our roving reporter out on the street for a 96th Oscar Edition of Breaking the News.
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  • @user-vs2py9zt2x
    @user-vs2py9zt2x 3 місяці тому +177

    Agree making fun of Biden is not warranted. Looking at his achievements as President makes you realise his age is immaterial.

    • @mortalclown3812
      @mortalclown3812 3 місяці тому +5

      Our party has failed us and he's way too old for the job. Of course, we have to vote for him since the alternative is the end of our republic, but - man. Pyrrhic victory, anyone?

    • @kevinsmarts9953
      @kevinsmarts9953 3 місяці тому +23

      @@mortalclown3812 Idk, the economy is doing great. US manufacturing is up, there's finally investment in infrastructure and with the obvious exception in Israel he's been making the right calls. He's also a proven Trump beater and that might be the most important part.

    • @coleman19878
      @coleman19878 3 місяці тому

      what is immateral

    • @paulchancey8905
      @paulchancey8905 3 місяці тому +16

      His age enables his achievements, 50 years of experience pays off.

    • @Johnboy33545
      @Johnboy33545 3 місяці тому +16

      As the incumbent Biden is open to the time honored tradition of ridicule. He's also accomplished great things and will continue to do so. Laugh it off and vote Blue. 💙💙💙

  • @herehere3139
    @herehere3139 3 місяці тому +580

    Good riddance Mitch

    • @bigcity2085
      @bigcity2085 3 місяці тому +11

      ...and thanks for that whole supreme court thingy you're so proud of. Yeah; worked out well.

    • @BettyKCreations
      @BettyKCreations 3 місяці тому +5

      i was disappointed that hè plans to wait until his term is up in 2027. I was hoping for 25.

    • @daveboryszewski130
      @daveboryszewski130 3 місяці тому +3

      @@BettyKCreations Thank You I get tired of explaining that to people who can't read past the headline!!

    • @miriamlaureano8694
      @miriamlaureano8694 3 місяці тому +3

      It was about time Adios

    • @neddoyle8304
      @neddoyle8304 3 місяці тому

      McConnell will still be on the Capitol Grounds through next week. Hey a Turtle can only go so fast!

  • @larrymartinez646
    @larrymartinez646 3 місяці тому +42

    McConnell what an embarrassment. You will go down in history being the main reason citizen trump got away with his antics.
    AMERICA 🇺🇸 IS FURIOUS WITH YOU. HOW DISSAPOINTING !
    YOU LET US DOWN .

  • @mariannejackson6020
    @mariannejackson6020 3 місяці тому +173

    EVERY BODY GET OUT AND VOTE BLUE ALL DOWN THE BALLOT !!.FOR OUR REPUBLIC AND DEMOCRACY ,AND OUR SANITY !!. 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊⚖️⚖️⚖️⚖️⚖️🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊

  • @libe2431
    @libe2431 3 місяці тому +466

    The judge should use trump’s own words against him.
    -the judge: ‘You didn’t pay? You’re delinquent?’” Then “No, I would not protect you, sir. In fact, I would encourage New York City to do whatever the hell NYC wants. You got to pay. You got to pay your bills.”

    • @KombuchaBuzzed
      @KombuchaBuzzed 3 місяці тому +30

      I’m sure all those homeless and migrants would like a room in his hotel. 😂

    • @cindyspear5763
      @cindyspear5763 3 місяці тому +21

      🤣😂😆😅 That was BEAUTIFUL! 🎉

    • @marilynjones9298
      @marilynjones9298 3 місяці тому +31

      why doesn't anyone talk about T's previous bankruptcies? Yes, plural.

    • @cherylgrec9701
      @cherylgrec9701 3 місяці тому +9

      Fair is fair!

    • @lisakeane4386
      @lisakeane4386 3 місяці тому +11

      Winner winner chicken dinner! 🏆💯

  • @1stshepherd
    @1stshepherd 3 місяці тому +213

    Mitch Mc is the perfect example of why we desperately need TERM LIMITS!!

    • @mortalclown3812
      @mortalclown3812 3 місяці тому +7

      So are Biden and Trump.

    • @1stshepherd
      @1stshepherd 3 місяці тому +6

      @@mortalclown3812 no argument from me

    • @cindyspear5763
      @cindyspear5763 3 місяці тому +15

      I would say rather that Mitch McConnell is a good reason to eliminate the "corporations are people" nonsense and the corruption that allows into American politics.

    • @Coach_Hoodie_d_2007
      @Coach_Hoodie_d_2007 3 місяці тому +3

      Absolutely

    • @locutusdeborg4288
      @locutusdeborg4288 3 місяці тому

      WE the PEOPLE need to control WHO is in the SCOTUS as well. Get rid of gerrymandering and the archaic electoral college too !!!!!!

  • @yemisimoweta8164
    @yemisimoweta8164 3 місяці тому +122

    What a sad way to end a political career. He became Trump's enabler and history will record that against him.

    • @astartesorceress
      @astartesorceress 3 місяці тому +2

      McConnell hated Trump. Trump cost him his job as Senate Majority Leader, undoing the pinnacle of power-wielding McConnell's carefully crafted career arc.

    • @e0n555
      @e0n555 3 місяці тому +4

      Not a tear shed for this man. The consensus is pretty much “bye Felicia.”

    • @wintertrooper7918
      @wintertrooper7918 3 місяці тому +3

      @@e0n555actually the consensus is *confused turtle pause* that became his catch phrase in almost every speech he made lolol

  • @user-yi4wl5pw6z
    @user-yi4wl5pw6z 3 місяці тому +66

    Love you jimmy and you’re dialogue . Dump Trump and lock him up in 2024.

  • @HelynnHeels
    @HelynnHeels 3 місяці тому +227

    People better vote for the current administration if they're so scared to just support President Biden. No matter what, we need to be able to sustain until 2028. We have a plethora of young, competent, experienced candidates to run in that election cycle. Strive for a blue-heavy legislature in both houses. And support your local and state officials, too.
    💙💙💙💙💙

    • @lawsonj39
      @lawsonj39 3 місяці тому +10

      The administration can help our cause along by addressing some of the severe problems Americans are suffering instead of relying exclusively on "Trump Bad."

    • @sylviagonzalez-qw6ww
      @sylviagonzalez-qw6ww 3 місяці тому

      As long as the orange man is alive we need to vote BLUE because the
      Republicans are spineless puppets and the Orange pulls the strings 😅

    • @HelynnHeels
      @HelynnHeels 3 місяці тому +14

      @@lawsonj39 Well, I guess he can always nationalize the retailers and force them to lower their prices. And strong arm the legislature into bowing to his demands. He's doing the best he can with what he's got.

    • @Commenting-answering
      @Commenting-answering 3 місяці тому +8

      @@HelynnHeelsAbsolutely. Great example. This person just completely ignores what he has done. Chips act, infrastructure bill, forgiving student loan debt, lowering drug prices, etc. Trump built a few miles of wall and gave tax cuts to the rich. This is no contest. Vote Joe and Democrats down ballot. 💙💙💙

    • @Slo-ryde
      @Slo-ryde 3 місяці тому +2

      @@lawsonj39I thought you reds were pro-free market?

  • @cherylgrundy3562
    @cherylgrundy3562 3 місяці тому +533

    Making fun of Biden's age is insane when the alternative is a Dictator!☹️

    • @clarissamiles
      @clarissamiles 3 місяці тому +35

      Exactly

    • @Al-oe8ib
      @Al-oe8ib 3 місяці тому +42

      Hard to believe really, especially as Kimmel’s show would be one of the first that trump took off air, then he would lock Kimmel away, like every other media person who has slagged him

    • @RedPolitics1776
      @RedPolitics1776 3 місяці тому +5

      Cry more

    • @TheRealBlueValhalla
      @TheRealBlueValhalla 3 місяці тому +1

      1776 signalling is weird coming from those who want to destroy the country.

    • @brad3706
      @brad3706 3 місяці тому

      And Trump is just a couple of years younger with family history of dementia. Trump is clearly exhibiting signs at every rally for the last three years.

  • @suemccord2633
    @suemccord2633 3 місяці тому +144

    ❤President Joe Biden 4MoreYears Biden / Harris. Calmly getting it done for all Americans 🎉

    • @believewhatyousee2852
      @believewhatyousee2852 3 місяці тому +9

      Yes!! 🩵💙🩵💙🌊🌊

    • @karensagal8230
      @karensagal8230 3 місяці тому +10

      Ridin with Biden
      All the Way!

    • @nonettevillalino2397
      @nonettevillalino2397 3 місяці тому

      Really? you still want your demented President? Shame on your country to have him . As well, shame on my country Canada to have Trudeau who is as corrupt as Biden.

    • @karlmarx6487
      @karlmarx6487 3 місяці тому +1

      Getting what done$ Becoming more senile every hour ?

    • @trnharris
      @trnharris 3 місяці тому

      ❤💯

  • @allisonjames2923
    @allisonjames2923 3 місяці тому +46

    Lauren Boebert’s son was arrested??? That is hilarious! Karma strikes again!

    • @teresitauy3692
      @teresitauy3692 3 місяці тому +7

      Why was she elected in the first place is beyond me .

  • @kathlake4009
    @kathlake4009 3 місяці тому +184

    I'm glad McConnell is stepping down - FINALLY. Susan Collins should follow him.

    • @barbarakender2117
      @barbarakender2117 3 місяці тому +22

      And chuck Grassley too!

    • @j.c.5749
      @j.c.5749 3 місяці тому +14

      Do you think Susan has learned her lesson yet?

    • @Commenting-answering
      @Commenting-answering 3 місяці тому +9

      @@j.c.5749Nope. Still in denial.

    • @Sillybillyilly
      @Sillybillyilly 3 місяці тому +3

      Miss I think he learned his lesson??? She should've signed off after saying that

    • @BeforeAndAfterScience
      @BeforeAndAfterScience 3 місяці тому +1

      That doesn't make sense. Mitch is stepping down from his leadership position. Concerned Collins isn't in a leadership position.

  • @charlesmartin1121
    @charlesmartin1121 3 місяці тому +300

    Just when you thought this Supreme Court couldn't possibly get any worse...surprise!

    • @DesertbikerAZ
      @DesertbikerAZ 3 місяці тому

      Even conservative majority Supreme Court is corrupt!

    • @Al-oe8ib
      @Al-oe8ib 3 місяці тому +27

      They are so compromised they have no options

    • @Vele1267
      @Vele1267 3 місяці тому

      Well if Ruth Ginsburg would have not been selfish and retired Obama would have picked a new replacement and the democrats would have one more judge

    • @lisakeane4386
      @lisakeane4386 3 місяці тому +10

      TRUTH

  • @mrwilson7617
    @mrwilson7617 3 місяці тому +495

    McConnell is a perfect example of why we can never allow Republicans to gain power again. Vote.

    • @JeanGillespie-fp7rs
      @JeanGillespie-fp7rs 3 місяці тому +18

      You bet!!!

    • @preciousjohnson1433
      @preciousjohnson1433 3 місяці тому +13

      💯💯💯💯💯

    • @karengossett1475
      @karengossett1475 3 місяці тому +20

      Also why we need Term limits 👍💙🇺🇸

    • @sandraslutz9489
      @sandraslutz9489 3 місяці тому +4

      I have, for President Trump.

    • @it.amuses_me
      @it.amuses_me 3 місяці тому +8

      ​@@sandraslutz9489Primaries don't count. I shouldn't have told you that. You probably believe you already cast your Vote...Oooops

  • @normahernandez355
    @normahernandez355 3 місяці тому +139

    Bye Mitch so glad to see you go!!!!! 💙🇺🇸⚖️🗳️💙🦉

    • @dorisaffissio1649
      @dorisaffissio1649 3 місяці тому +2

      Is his wife, the Secretary of Transportation under Donnie going with him. Maybe not, they don't need each other any more.

  • @Al-oe8ib
    @Al-oe8ib 3 місяці тому +179

    His legacy……a TRAITOR

    • @angelikalindenau943
      @angelikalindenau943 3 місяці тому

      Sounds like the thing to do but apparently the definition of treason in that context is too narrow.

    • @stanbyme7874
      @stanbyme7874 3 місяці тому +4

      Like all Supporters of T*ump-everything he accomplished in his career has been overshadowed & replaced by shame.

    • @beckyd712
      @beckyd712 3 місяці тому

      *Mitch McConnell: A traitor who made the SCOTUS something nobody in America can trust.*

  • @moresalad221
    @moresalad221 3 місяці тому +775

    I would much rather vote for an 81 year old than someone facing 91 criminal charges.

    • @rlud304
      @rlud304 3 місяці тому +9

      How about neither?

    • @JohnSmith-pg9ns
      @JohnSmith-pg9ns 3 місяці тому +40

      Biden 2024 🇺🇸

    • @DarksideDave42
      @DarksideDave42 3 місяці тому +14

      You must always choose the lesser of two weevils .....

    • @eleanoraquitaine2966
      @eleanoraquitaine2966 3 місяці тому +20

      ​@@DylanE1Voting is your only opportunity to have your voice heard. Giving that up is a choice but then you have to give up all your opinions about issues, elected representatives, or how the country is run because you refused to have a seat at the table in the first place.

    • @emceeunderdogrising
      @emceeunderdogrising 3 місяці тому

      The United States no longer represents the people. I refuse to vote. ​@@Greg7791

  • @user-rs8rb3tv7y
    @user-rs8rb3tv7y 3 місяці тому +12

    91 year old Chuck Grassley needs to go right along with him!

  • @XAVIERCUERVO
    @XAVIERCUERVO 3 місяці тому +224

    WE DONT WANT MITCH HERE IN THE GALAPAGOS ISLAND
    thank you very much

    • @jayo8281
      @jayo8281 3 місяці тому +12

      Please, the US can't take it anymore

    • @jjohnson796
      @jjohnson796 3 місяці тому +7

      Good gods no! At the first sign of Mitch treat him the way they used to treat baby seals!

    • @WhiskeyandDonuts
      @WhiskeyandDonuts 3 місяці тому +9

      Mitch needs to stay here and live with the crap he dealt the country.

    • @mikevanderman2727
      @mikevanderman2727 3 місяці тому +7

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you wouldn't even see the difference when he blends in with the other turtles jajajajajajajajajaa (curse you Mike, stop insulting the other turtles 🐢)

    • @Martell-XO
      @Martell-XO 3 місяці тому +3

      “You can’t always get what you want. But, if you find sometimes, you just might find, you get what you need."

  • @ASB412
    @ASB412 3 місяці тому +104

    We can’t do 4 more years of Trump.

    • @cindyspear5763
      @cindyspear5763 3 місяці тому +1

      We never should have had the first 4 years of Trump.
      "Russia, if you're listening, I hope that you can find Hillary's 30k emails. I am sure that you will be rewarded mightily if you do so." Donald J Trump's yowl on July 27th 2016 for a hostile foreign nation to interfere in America's election process.
      Trump is a bloody flaming traitor.

    • @LaDemocrazia
      @LaDemocrazia 3 місяці тому +6

      ​@@cindyspear5763
      Cindy, you are 150% correct. 👍
      Greetings from Europe

    • @cindyspear5763
      @cindyspear5763 3 місяці тому +3

      @@LaDemocrazia Thanks!

    • @Noodles1771
      @Noodles1771 3 місяці тому

      You mean aesthetically? Because in policy Biden is worse given his arming and funding ethnic cleansing and genocide in Gaza. Blue MAGA is no different from Red MAGA.

    • @catherinewilliams7943
      @catherinewilliams7943 3 місяці тому +11

      PLEASE NO. Even we in the UK can’t do another four years of Trump PLEASE NO

  • @leslietaylor9313
    @leslietaylor9313 3 місяці тому +313

    Register early and vote every republican out of office everywhere. 🌊🇺🇲👍

  • @grammysal
    @grammysal 3 місяці тому +82

    Impeachment for all members of Supreme Court!

    • @believewhatyousee2852
      @believewhatyousee2852 3 місяці тому

      All conservatives who are crooked and bought by Harlan crow

    • @coldwinter5710
      @coldwinter5710 3 місяці тому +4

      Not ALL members, but at least 5 of them.

  • @markhanlon4966
    @markhanlon4966 3 місяці тому +58

    I went to Amish country in the fall of 2020 and I was so turned off by their support of DJT that I vowed never to return (and I haven't). They were not wearing masks and even posted signs on their shop doors saying covid is a hoax. It felt more like being in cult land! It was sickening and sad, my impression of the Amish completely changed.

    • @wendymotz2445
      @wendymotz2445 3 місяці тому +15

      If you are talking about Lancaster County, you are correct in saying there is a lot of Republican support but we did defeat Oz and Mastriano and Trump lost PA. I love our Democratic governor Josh Shapiro.

    • @xiaoka
      @xiaoka 3 місяці тому +10

      I think “real” Amish wouldn’t get political.

    • @stephensarkany3577
      @stephensarkany3577 3 місяці тому +2

      I always thought they were weirdos

    • @digbycrankshaft7572
      @digbycrankshaft7572 3 місяці тому +4

      Fascist is as fascist does

    • @Moluccan56
      @Moluccan56 3 місяці тому +3

      I think a lot of them got sick.

  • @sharonkellner7126
    @sharonkellner7126 3 місяці тому +533

    If you can’t count on the Supreme Court to uphold the law, our country is doomed. ☠️

    • @Elmo-the-Ohioan-62
      @Elmo-the-Ohioan-62 3 місяці тому +34

      I'm with you on that, I sure am

    • @kevincahill5363
      @kevincahill5363 3 місяці тому +1

      a wise woman has spoken. hear her words. clarence thomas does'nt even belong there much less kavanaugh. they themselves are breaking the laws of the land. criminals running the highest and most sacred court in the country! anyone or anything associated with trump should be considered treasonous at this point in time. what a circus and shame he has brought upon us. history will be hard on his minions.

    • @scottwebster695
      @scottwebster695 3 місяці тому +31

      We're doomed

    • @bradleygerber7317
      @bradleygerber7317 3 місяці тому +42

      Vote. It has been put in the court of public opinion. We the people must keep Trump out.

    • @Blackbird_Singing_in_the-Night
      @Blackbird_Singing_in_the-Night 3 місяці тому +32

      You’re absolutely right! I am still stunned by what I have learned about our “checks and balances”. If we survive this with our institutions semi-intact, we have a lot of work to do to sew up all the loopholes we have that allowed this to happen.

  • @vinniediesel1369
    @vinniediesel1369 3 місяці тому +525

    Glitch McConnell stepping down is the greatest accomplishment he has done for America.

    • @mycosys
      @mycosys 3 місяці тому +8

      Its amazing he didnt break his hip, first time he stepped rather than shuffled in decades.

    • @supernotnatural
      @supernotnatural 3 місяці тому

      40 year serving US in Congress is more than you will ever imagine since yur life is basically hating in youtube comments

    • @elss8717
      @elss8717 3 місяці тому +3

      @@supernotnatural. What did Mitch McConnell do in those long 40 years?

    • @mycosys
      @mycosys 3 місяці тому +4

      @@supernotnatural lol 'serving'

    • @grghkllb3875
      @grghkllb3875 3 місяці тому

      @@supernotnatural He made life worse for every person in this country and has done absolutely nothing for Kentucky - they are just as poor and backwards as when he started.

  • @gwen3010
    @gwen3010 3 місяці тому +69

    Hi Jimmy thank you for the laughs!!!
    VOTE BLUE 2024!!!! 💙💙💙💙

    • @Erin.56
      @Erin.56 3 місяці тому +2

      💙💙💙

  • @jcoopes5604
    @jcoopes5604 3 місяці тому +91

    The existential threat of *rump is far more concerning than anything else!
    Never again!

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 3 місяці тому +1762

    McConnell should resign today and sincerely apologize to the USA for acquitting Trump for his failed coup.

    • @aldoraine8459
      @aldoraine8459 3 місяці тому +82

      Amen.

    • @JohnSmith-hj4mi
      @JohnSmith-hj4mi 3 місяці тому +108

      And Garland should have resigned yesterday for not prosecuting Trump earlier. Neither is going to happen!

    • @semipenguin
      @semipenguin 3 місяці тому +21

      @@JohnSmith-hj4miJudy passed away over 50 years ago.

    • @winstonsmith6607
      @winstonsmith6607 3 місяці тому +11

      Maybe you and your thousands of bots can flood his social media accounts

    • @mycosys
      @mycosys 3 місяці тому +29

      He was probably afraid he would break his hip stepping down

  • @alexandralibin5131
    @alexandralibin5131 3 місяці тому +62

    Support Joe Biden. Our democracy depends on it.

  • @deniseboldea1624
    @deniseboldea1624 3 місяці тому +46

    Only 22 criminal charges? That boy is a slacker by GOP standards.

    • @derlinclair3589
      @derlinclair3589 3 місяці тому

      LOL!

    • @mtaylor7307
      @mtaylor7307 3 місяці тому +2

      He's young. He can get his GED while incarcerated. It took his mom 4 tries to pass so there is hope for the youngster.

    • @afg122602
      @afg122602 3 місяці тому +3

      Hey at least he's trying...... to derail mom's career

  • @l.w.burkhalter8711
    @l.w.burkhalter8711 3 місяці тому +552

    Glad to see Mcconnel go, he had his chance to rid the country of Trump's lawbreaking, and his cowardice was evident.

    • @locutusdeborg4288
      @locutusdeborg4288 3 місяці тому +34

      He should been GONE 25 years ago!!!!!

    • @kris-vs7ed
      @kris-vs7ed 3 місяці тому +24

      He hasn't functioned in years. He was just occupying space in the Senate to use his vote. I still think the Congress should have to retire at some point and allow others to serve their country. It was never designed according to the constitution to be a full time job. They served for a time and returned to their jobs. Greed for money has made congress a lucrative and elevated position.

    • @LightLegion
      @LightLegion 3 місяці тому +3

      To be fair, what can he do that won't draw the ire of his constituents?

    • @Vohlfied
      @Vohlfied 3 місяці тому

      It wasn't cowardice it was a calculated decision deliberately disregarding the US Constitution because it furthered his goals of destroying the USA.

    • @debprobst330
      @debprobst330 3 місяці тому

      I don't think he was a coward I think he loved the fact everyone was laser focused on trumpty he was able to get his Satan agenda completed behind the scenes

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 3 місяці тому +1005

    Moscow Mitch Turtle announced he is stepping down as Senate Leader in November... this marks the only positive thing he has done in the Senate...

    • @medtrans247
      @medtrans247 3 місяці тому +42

      While I agree with you, calling him a turtle is an insult to turtles :)

    • @user-sl9to7lg5b
      @user-sl9to7lg5b 3 місяці тому

      @@medtrans247 The Evil Turtle

    • @virginiabalch6274
      @virginiabalch6274 3 місяці тому +36

      My turtles and tortoise are really offended. They state they are smarter and far more good-looking and no way would they have acquitted Trump.

    • @parrisprice5892
      @parrisprice5892 3 місяці тому +13

      Or his entire life

    • @disastermaster1413
      @disastermaster1413 3 місяці тому +10

      🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢

  • @MidnightMiik
    @MidnightMiik 3 місяці тому +15

    Who is going to replace McConnell?
    There are so many horrifying possibilities!

    • @janicethomas3278
      @janicethomas3278 3 місяці тому

      I totally agree with you. That is why we must keep the Senate . Whoever replaces McConnell must be the minority leader.

  • @hectornegron9155
    @hectornegron9155 3 місяці тому +24

    When asked whether Trump still has money, his attorney Alina Habba replied, "Of course, he's a billionaire".
    Then told the court he doesn't.
    She seems to have been a good student of Trump university. Rich when is convenient and poor when is not.

  • @archangelvvv
    @archangelvvv 3 місяці тому +77

    Time for Mitch to head over to the Mortuary for embalming!

    • @seanpadgett3053
      @seanpadgett3053 3 місяці тому +7

      It looks like he’s already been embalmed and buried, then dug up.

    • @MarkMaiorana-hn5le
      @MarkMaiorana-hn5le 3 місяці тому +1

      I thought he already was embalmed

  • @jessicazellner7336
    @jessicazellner7336 3 місяці тому +214

    I’m going to start taking my moms extra blood thinners so I don’t stroke out from this election BS 😂
    Joe 2024 🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙

    • @jadeh2699
      @jadeh2699 3 місяці тому +12

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mrsdraper171
      @mrsdraper171 3 місяці тому +9

      I hear you.

    • @freedomfinder5196
      @freedomfinder5196 3 місяці тому +11

      IKR!! Hang in there and thanks for the chuckle, fellow citizen! 😂

    • @Sweettooth25
      @Sweettooth25 3 місяці тому +7

      😂😂😂 yes better to be prepared. Biden 2024 💙🌊🇺🇸

    • @Erin.56
      @Erin.56 3 місяці тому +5

      💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

  • @PaulUttermohlen-NewHomesGuide
    @PaulUttermohlen-NewHomesGuide 3 місяці тому +50

    "Vote with your rage. That's how we do it now." Laughing and crying at the same time....

  • @karengossett1475
    @karengossett1475 3 місяці тому +6

    Jimmy. Thank You for your service to our Country! You deserve an award for pissing off Trump more than anyone else! 👍💙🇺🇸. I really enjoyed this 💕

  • @cheknfaks
    @cheknfaks 3 місяці тому +201

    I like when he says, ' IDC if he comes out of the hospital in an iron lung"... "I'm still voting for him!" Well spoken like a genius Jimmy!

    • @davidvickers8425
      @davidvickers8425 3 місяці тому +25

      That is just how much the world doesn't need trump.

    • @cheknfaks
      @cheknfaks 3 місяці тому

      I cant understand of all the crimes against him and how on earth he can be still running. wtf is going on w this justice system and who is paying them off to keep him in and nothing even happens to him? anyone else would have been in prison by now.@@davidvickers8425

    • @DonariaRegia
      @DonariaRegia 3 місяці тому +12

      Republicans were fine with Strom Thurmond representing them as senator at the age of 100 years old, even though his faculties were clearly diminished for the last decade he was in office.

    • @jcoopes5604
      @jcoopes5604 3 місяці тому +5

      I’m ridin with Biden! Over a rock!

    • @samadamms3432
      @samadamms3432 3 місяці тому

      @DonariaRegia - Not “Republicans”, people in his state elected him.
      That wide brush your using is why politics have gotten so divided.

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 3 місяці тому +1002

    It horrifies me that Mitch McConnell is the lesser of multiple evils.

    • @jamesp8459
      @jamesp8459 3 місяці тому +22

      Just like it horrifies me that I have to vote Biden to keep Trump away from the Whitehouse.

    • @mortalclown3812
      @mortalclown3812 3 місяці тому +5

      ​@@jamesp8459
      Our party has utterly failed us.

    • @helios7212
      @helios7212 3 місяці тому +4

      Agreed 💯

    • @michellehoyt8218
      @michellehoyt8218 3 місяці тому +40

      McConnell aided and abetted the delivery of trump into our governmental system

    • @TahtahmesDiary
      @TahtahmesDiary 3 місяці тому +22

      ​@@michellehoyt8218 Yeah he's right up there with the worst of them and if he wasn't glitching he'd stick around to do even more damage, let's all be real

  • @govindagovindaji4662
    @govindagovindaji4662 3 місяці тому +37

    4:01 Yea, the underappreciated talent that McConnell NEVER possessed.

  • @nyerineu3388
    @nyerineu3388 3 місяці тому +46

    'McConnell, retiring to the Galapagos to live with the other 500 yr. old turtles!' Spot on!

  • @edgardolugo540
    @edgardolugo540 3 місяці тому +135

    Mitch McConnell is so old he still owes Abraham Lincoln a Nickel...

    • @carolannpacificadam1944
      @carolannpacificadam1944 3 місяці тому +3

      BUAHA HAHAHA HA ha haha haha

    • @AnthonyOMulligan-yv9cg
      @AnthonyOMulligan-yv9cg 3 місяці тому +6

      He autographed my first edition bible 👍

    • @cindyspear5763
      @cindyspear5763 3 місяці тому +3

      And Mitch McConnell was trying to thwart every good thing that Lincoln worked on.

    • @TracyAdams-ry2fc
      @TracyAdams-ry2fc 3 місяці тому +3

      A penny because Lincoln is on the penny.

    • @Commenting-answering
      @Commenting-answering 3 місяці тому +2

      @@AnthonyOMulligan-yv9cgVery nice. Could give Methusala (spelling ?) a run for his money and the Repubs have the nerve to complain about Joe’s age.

  • @TheRayInPV
    @TheRayInPV 3 місяці тому +164

    Nikki is hanging around so when Trump is disqualified or jailed, she's up for the presidency.

    • @irenakalnins7138
      @irenakalnins7138 3 місяці тому +14

      And she is going to pardon “our chosen one “

    • @ricknoyb1613
      @ricknoyb1613 3 місяці тому +3

      An intelligent Republican thinking two steps ahead of the rest of the pack, surely you jest.

    • @Erin.56
      @Erin.56 3 місяці тому +2

      Yes!! Hope Haley gets in there over trump!

    • @thaisstone5192
      @thaisstone5192 3 місяці тому +4

      I think she is staying in just to piss him off.

    • @thaliahall4599
      @thaliahall4599 3 місяці тому

      Nikki Haley is probably hoping Trump will be convicted so she can become the GOP candidate, but won't be President.

  • @sugarcookiecube
    @sugarcookiecube 3 місяці тому +24

    🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸turtle mitch is going inside his shell never to be heard from again!!!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @lovemygolden8935
    @lovemygolden8935 3 місяці тому +150

    Even Mitch knows a sinking ship when he sees one.

    • @gaypatterson4446
      @gaypatterson4446 3 місяці тому +4

      Agreed.

    • @cindyspear5763
      @cindyspear5763 3 місяці тому

      Mitch McConnell has been drilling holes in the hull of the USS America for 40 years.

    • @disastermaster1413
      @disastermaster1413 3 місяці тому +3

      Women and turtles first!

    • @notforgottensm
      @notforgottensm 3 місяці тому +2

      He should’ve seen it along freaking time ago

    • @cindyspear5763
      @cindyspear5763 3 місяці тому +2

      @@notforgottensm Mitch McConnell helped sink it, which makes me wonder just how long he's been accepting campaign donations from third-party Russian agents.

  • @notsure1969
    @notsure1969 3 місяці тому +179

    It's time for Mitch to swim back out to sea.

    • @wimvondenbergh5345
      @wimvondenbergh5345 3 місяці тому +7

      But then the wwf would save the turtle....they got a point, he's to old for soup...

    • @Misses-Hippy
      @Misses-Hippy 3 місяці тому +5

      @@wimvondenbergh5345 I'll settle for soup.

    • @allisonjames2923
      @allisonjames2923 3 місяці тому +7

      Pretty sure he’s a land-locked tortoise

    • @DrownedInExile
      @DrownedInExile 3 місяці тому +7

      Isn't the sea polluted enough?

    • @Slo-ryde
      @Slo-ryde 3 місяці тому +2

      “Back to the Galapagos “….. excellent writing

  • @chrisbunch6335
    @chrisbunch6335 3 місяці тому +17

    Great jokes. I wish you would do some on the crooked Supreme Court. They deserve it, bigly. Thanks.

  • @jerrymclellan4711
    @jerrymclellan4711 3 місяці тому +12

    "Vote with your rage" .... My new tagline.

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 3 місяці тому +250

    When McConnell is the good option the situation is horrific beyond most people’s understanding of the word.

    • @Vele1267
      @Vele1267 3 місяці тому +2

      I would say the same thing about Biden being the only democratic candidate

    • @bob1505
      @bob1505 3 місяці тому +6

      Mark Twain said politicians are like diapers. They should be changed often...and for the same reason. This is an apt admonition for either side of the political divide.

    • @user-ns1np5di4p
      @user-ns1np5di4p 3 місяці тому +5

      When Trump is the bad option the whole world 🌎 is gonna suffer 😢 not just America 😮

  • @davewitter6565
    @davewitter6565 3 місяці тому +63

    DJT is the kind of person what would show up at a barn raising with a flame thrower.

    • @kevinm1734
      @kevinm1734 3 місяці тому +5

      "Oh, you didn't say razing?"

  • @darrellkinkade9205
    @darrellkinkade9205 3 місяці тому +16

    Good ol' spineless Mitch once again bowing to Trump's demands...

  • @susiepoadster4642
    @susiepoadster4642 3 місяці тому +7

    Vote with your Rage! 💙💙💙💙

  • @vidac5159
    @vidac5159 3 місяці тому +66

    Getting really tired of the "Biden's so old" jokes.

    • @chrisrj9871
      @chrisrj9871 3 місяці тому +6

      Watching him walk like he's a fraction of his age makes those old-guy jokes seem pointless or something.

    • @MillennialPawz
      @MillennialPawz 3 місяці тому +3

      Im getting really tired of him giving money and vocal support to Israel when 30k Palestinians are dead.

    • @cindyspear5763
      @cindyspear5763 3 місяці тому

      ​@@MillennialPawz You might want to have some fiery words with the American Republican fundamentalist, literalist, apocalyptic, evangelical bible-thumping fanatical conservative Christians, then, as they have been a major driving force in keeping America enmeshed with the Israeli side of that situation.

    • @Commenting-answering
      @Commenting-answering 3 місяці тому

      @@MillennialPawzI am tired of that too and I write to him frequently calling him out. However, I will not be holding my nose and voting for him. I will be affirmatively voting for him because I don’t want a Muslim on top of the destruction of Gaza. I hope to God he can stop this and get a ceasefire and too little too late, stop giving Netanyahu arms.

  • @AssuredHealthEstherJ
    @AssuredHealthEstherJ 3 місяці тому +106

    Please stop referring to President Biden as old, he has been doing amazing work for us.

    • @dparks3784
      @dparks3784 3 місяці тому +23

      Especially since Trump isn't much younger. Also, Trump is seriously unhinged.

    • @hauntedshadowslegacy2826
      @hauntedshadowslegacy2826 3 місяці тому +10

      He is old. Period. He is. He's better than the alternative, but he's absolutely old.

    • @MillennialPawz
      @MillennialPawz 3 місяці тому

      He is old. And he isnt unhinged like Trump but hes shown to be just as evil with this Israel BS

    • @gretakaim7616
      @gretakaim7616 3 місяці тому +7

      Biden is old ( SO WHAT) we all ( GET OLD) at one point in our (LIVES). IS THAT GOOD ENOUGH for YOU !!! 😊

    • @0510nan
      @0510nan 3 місяці тому +2

      @@hauntedshadowslegacy2826
      Will you be alive at 80???🤨

  • @judd442009
    @judd442009 3 місяці тому +16

    Jimmy Kimmel: "Vote with your rage!" Amen, brother, amen.

  • @richardbaldwin1097
    @richardbaldwin1097 3 місяці тому +38

    Thank you for roasting those idiots who Trump would ban on his Baby Dictator Day 1.

  • @vickilawrence7207
    @vickilawrence7207 3 місяці тому +12

    Omg! Is he kidding? That he’s aware of when it’s appropriate to retire!? 😳😳😰🥵 uuummmm, I think he missed the boat on that one! 😅😂🤣😁

  • @CactusJackIV
    @CactusJackIV 3 місяці тому +4

    As a Kentuckian so glad to see Mitch go. I don’t care where, just away.

  • @danrion8839
    @danrion8839 3 місяці тому +188

    Even grim reaper is tired of McConnell. He is doing grim's job since a long time destroying many innocent lives.

  • @BarryOnness
    @BarryOnness 3 місяці тому +4

    I saw a billboard in his home state that called McConnell “PUTIN’S MITCH”

  • @melidacastro7946
    @melidacastro7946 3 місяці тому +10

    💙🇺🇸😎VOTE BLUE 2024😎🇺🇸💙🎉🥂🎉🥂

  • @timothypeters8727
    @timothypeters8727 3 місяці тому +4

    Thank God for New York. The only state not fooled by the orange conman.

    • @jburton8594
      @jburton8594 3 місяці тому

      Not the only but a great one!

  • @paulburley7993
    @paulburley7993 3 місяці тому +10

    Geez Jimmy! You're on fire tonight!😂 I read a comment on UA-cam I loved. Someone said "You gotta hand it to America. Only there could a conman and a callgirl make it ro the Whitehouse!" 😂😂

  • @SeattleSun2013
    @SeattleSun2013 3 місяці тому +3

    Loved that you’d vote for Biden no matter what. 🇺🇸👍

  • @michaelscot4816
    @michaelscot4816 3 місяці тому +5

    Love how right behind him is great-great-grandma Collins! 😂
    💙💙💙

  • @helanna9843
    @helanna9843 3 місяці тому +9

    I curious to see if Margie Greene has the poster of Hunter Biden, that she displayed in the house, in her bedroom now.

    • @dolesncmor
      @dolesncmor 3 місяці тому +1

      She was upset when he left the room when she was just about to show a picture of his winky. She wanted to see the real thing.

  • @user-xv8tn7wq4s
    @user-xv8tn7wq4s 3 місяці тому +10

    Wonka World looks like tRumps backdrops in Michigan when he went to stand with the union scabs !

    • @caronstout354
      @caronstout354 3 місяці тому +1

      Shades of Rudy's Four Seasons fiasco...

  • @nikihartney5257
    @nikihartney5257 3 місяці тому +14

    BRING BACK 'PREVIOUSLY' PLEAAAAASE!

  • @beatstreet570
    @beatstreet570 3 місяці тому +19

    Thank you jimmy for being the only late night host to repeatedly crush trump. Steven does it in a timid way. You do it the right way.

  • @tristangrigsby8377
    @tristangrigsby8377 3 місяці тому +3

    easily the best of the late night comedy shows.

  • @davidjames2083
    @davidjames2083 3 місяці тому +11

    *'Breaking The News' is the funniest thing I've ever seen* 👍😅😂🤣

  • @bestmomcheck2046
    @bestmomcheck2046 3 місяці тому +4

    Lol! Love you Jimmy!😂

  • @Erin.56
    @Erin.56 3 місяці тому +7

    Yes
    Bye bye Mitch 👋🏻👏🏻

  • @jeanetteschock4744
    @jeanetteschock4744 3 місяці тому +5

    What happened to previously on Jimmy Kimmel Live? I love those 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Ulisses3k
    @Ulisses3k 3 місяці тому +5

    The "I haven't seen you since high school" bit is beyond hilarious. Kudos to the special effects and writers of the show.

  • @tucoandkitty
    @tucoandkitty 3 місяці тому +2

    Yes, there is rage, justified

  • @philiphanno3676
    @philiphanno3676 3 місяці тому +14

    Jimmy should have a Trump look alike stand in a line to buy Powerball tickets!

  • @jerrygolden3584
    @jerrygolden3584 3 місяці тому +10

    I am so disappointed we are no longer seeing "Previously on Jimmy Kimmel Live"...

  • @HaxxYou
    @HaxxYou 3 місяці тому +11

    Mitch has been in office my entire life

  • @cynthiaracicot6502
    @cynthiaracicot6502 3 місяці тому +7

    Pull up the stakes, the circus is over.

  • @EcksLacks
    @EcksLacks 3 місяці тому +3

    The Beetle Juicer 🤣

  • @DancerGirl-24
    @DancerGirl-24 3 місяці тому +1

    thanks, jimmy, for always making me laugh no matter how bad things are!

  • @carolray3637
    @carolray3637 3 місяці тому +4

    FANTASTIC

  • @Rugelacharugula
    @Rugelacharugula 3 місяці тому +6

    FYI, Joe used Trumps scale at his physical. He weighs 77 pounds.

  • @sydneywood4398
    @sydneywood4398 3 місяці тому +14

    Please bring back the hilarious intro videos.

  • @toniaiwobi1783
    @toniaiwobi1783 3 місяці тому +3

    About time !
    Hallelujah 🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @eric2500
    @eric2500 3 місяці тому +3

    "At heart he is still a petty little bitzghz" Why yes, he is!

  • @chrisirwin1043
    @chrisirwin1043 3 місяці тому +2

    With the other 500yr old turtles! OMG. I'm crying RN😂🤣😂

  • @byron2521
    @byron2521 3 місяці тому +1

    Resident of Kentucky...... It's about time!

  • @Laura-te1sk
    @Laura-te1sk 3 місяці тому +2

    For the first time in 70 years, I am looking forward to the Oscars!

  • @AnthonyLaporte
    @AnthonyLaporte 3 місяці тому +5

    "I lost another TOOTH".. best skit in months Jimmy.

  • @Erin.56
    @Erin.56 3 місяці тому +2

    But November is still 8 plus months away!! 🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @narvul
    @narvul 3 місяці тому +2

    Love the "Breaking the News" segments.

  • @rosaleesmith8772
    @rosaleesmith8772 3 місяці тому +1

    .... "bigly..." ..😂😂😂😂😂😂. Cracks me up every time!!!😀😀😀😂😂😂💯💯

  • @anewrose
    @anewrose 3 місяці тому +3

    That guy on the street is hilarious! Of course, so is Jimmy!

  • @sweetuntilimnot
    @sweetuntilimnot 3 місяці тому +1

    I haven't laughed out loud like this in a long time.. this was funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @beverlys1737
    @beverlys1737 3 місяці тому +10

    You late night comedians are a breath of fresh air. I am so glad that there are still some Americans who are sensible. Vote blue 💙💙💙💙

  • @Tess3996
    @Tess3996 3 місяці тому +1

    From Malta (EU) tks had a good laugh !