Me and my little brother got a hatchimal each on one Christmas. My little brother was 9 at the time, and really wanted a hatchimal since he loved animals and watched animal channels all the time. (Coyote Peterson was his fav). When we opened them mine hatched within an hour. But my little brother's was taking way longer. After 2 hours or so I told him it's probably broken. But he kept waiting. After 30 minutes it started hatching, after it finished hatching we realized one of it's wings were broken. So my mom asked if he wanted to get a new one. And my brother replied "No, it may be broken, but it's still mine." *This is an example of children raised right*
idk why but this made me happy. i probably would have done the same and made a permanent "bandage" for it, i loved my stuffies dearly and still do, this is so precious :)
Kati West ok but nobody’s going to wait 4 hours to see a toy come out of an egg, it’s more fun to smash it or do surgery on it like the girl who did it.
4mm4r 2009 half of them could have been doing something wrong when trying to open it the toy might not have been defective they do teach you how to open it properly plus I read somewhere that with the bigger ones you have to knock on/tap gently on them then rub them and also you have to encourage it to come out of the shell. The hatchimal eggs just might not all open by just rubbing on them only
4mm4r 2009 also the toy company warns people be prepared for a long wait since it takes like 25 to 40 minutes for the toy itself to respond to your interactions
@@iaminlovewithkillua1198 My sister's most likely died in the egg, she threw it out the window and the neighbors dog took it we found it 3 months later while walking the dog and it didn't come on the shell was cracked and the dam thing didn't move
I remember getting an egg from the refrigerator and then covering in tissues for warmth hoping it’ll hatch I suffered from stupidity when I was younger but now with a good dose of life I wish that I am a kid again
Ah yes, don’t teach your children patience. Everything must come as easily as possible. If it requires figuring out in any way, completely blame it on someone else. It must be broken if it doesn’t work the way you blindly assumed. Good to see :)
These people would never be able to take of an old school tamagochi thing, that took longer than that, and required longer maintenance. Impatient parents and kids, most shocking a news team made a video on this xD
Bruh you stupid They literally advertised it to be able to hatch quickly Its called having reasonable expectations If they say it can do something then its a scam if it cant do that one thing
This is one of those things I never understood the hype behind. Maybe I was too old to understand, but it seems even adults were infatuated with these things. I was always just like "It hatches, so what?", but I guess it's better than some of the stuff we have now.
Lol my friend was hatching a hatchimal when I came over to her house- she showed the egg hatching and I saw two scary beady lil eyes staring into my soul- I’m never getting one-
When we got mine (so long ago I barely remember, lol), it refused to hatch until like several days after. The company actually ended up shipping us a free second one!
*B U I LD T H E H A M M E R!* *A N D O F F T O T H E E G G* *B R E A K T H E E G G* *A N D G E T I T O U T!* *A L L N E W H A M M E R E D I T I O N I N H A T C H I M A L S*
Back in 2016 when I was nine years old, I got a green/blue Draggle egg and I’ve been taking care of him by nurturing and loving him, I thought I’d get a green one but it turns out I got blue! He needed my help because when he was ready to hatch, he tried to peck but the motor gets jammed and stuck but I twisted him around and I have to peel the egg a little bit and these tricks worked, he was pecking and if I didn’t help him hatch, he would take at least 3 or 8 hours to hatch, but it took me at least 30+ minutes and I was patient. my face was the first thing he had ever seen, I helped him hatch and he came out successfully! I got the blue one and I named him Zane. Now he is completely grown. I’m 15 and Zane is 6!
My parents got me and my brother hatchimals for Christmas, 5 minute after my brother’s hatched I was still waiting, I then started to get worried when my dad made a joke about it dying😂 luckily it hatched and it lived a long normal life before it’s batteries ran out
Why do I feel like this could have gone another direction and be a teaching moment for the parents and kids? Don't get me wrong file your complaints but this could have been a great thing to have the kids understand patience or other virtues. Just me? Okay.
Mädämë Blëü yeah but technically you can also tap gently on them wait for it to tap back while rubbing on it the tapping on it probably helps it to get it open faster most of the eggs probably just don’t open up the same ways if you just rub on it and wait.
Mädämë Blëü it doesn’t say it will hatch in minutes it says the toy takes minutes to respond back to your interactions which is usually anywhere from 25-40 minutes it’s a toy that’s designed for patience plus it says the hatchimal hatching speed depends on how much you touch,interact,tap and rub on it which is why you have to keep interacting with it constantly repeatedly and you cant really stop other wise it could put the toy to sleep
@@Megz1794 I used to see commercials for this and i made it seem like it hatched in a few minutes guess that's just a trick they used to get kids to buy it
One time, my dad got me a hatchimal he didn’t know that it was supposed to hatch by itself so he tried to crack it open with his hands and I was trying to explain to him that it was supposed to hatch by itself but he didn’t listen to me. He cracked it open so I didn’t get to see it hatch. 😔
When I was 8 years old, my brother bought me a hatchimal for my birthday. It took me a week to see the animal’s face. To this day, only half of the egg hatched.
I got my first Hatchamal when I was 6. It hatched in like 10 minutes. I thought someone was wrong because it hatched so quick. So being the crazy 6 year old I was. I didn’t touch it till 7 something at night.
30 minutes later kid: Mom isn't hatching Mom: keep trying 10 hours later kid:MOM ISN'T WORKING!!! 5 days later Kid: MOM WHERES THE HAMMER mom:why do you need it kid:you'll find out XD
Here is a solution... Buy a real pet for your child. 😂 Edit: OMG I never got this many likes. AND THIS COMMENT WAS A JOKE, SO DONT OVERREACT AND GO ALL MS. OR MR. KNOW IT ALL ON ME
I remember I was crying while peeling off and breaking the egg, it made me cry so hard because your can’t undo that 😢 Hatchimals where made lazily. Just any batteries thrown in, dead or not.
“Had to perform surgery with a tablespoon”
*Nurse 1000*
@@milkknife nope
Ah,what a beautiful tableapoon you've got there nurse 1000
@@I_like2rubikscube tableapoon?
@@SnailBob3348 She meant tablespoon, no need to mock her for a little mistake :')
@@st4rdyy i didnt mock her
The fact they actually made a news segment about this is both funny and sad.
Exactly, like dont you have something better to do.
People should be glad this is the kind of news were getting
Exactly what I thought. If this is the biggest problem you have in life, get over it
They've done worse
First world problems.
Isn’t the entire point of the hatchimal is to learn how to take care of it and to be patient and taking their time???
Yeah, that was why they probably even invented it.
_ w a v e o f t h e d a y _
Yeah I guess
Well they probably just stood there and did nothing lol
@_w a v e o f t h e d a y_ They didn't do it right then because shaking the bird doesn't work.
@Allison Gargiulo true
Kids: My hatchimal isn't hatching
Me: It died before even being born.
Dark :)
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣👀
OOF
MISCARRIAGE
Haha!
But none of them tried sitting on it did they ? This is nature kids
David Kennedy oh that's even better 🤣🤣
Ha ha!
Yeah kids
Lol, that’s priceless.
I offered to but my sister said no, you have no meat on you
When i got mine I had to wait 9 hours and when I told my mom it was taking to long she said "i had to wait 9 months for you, you can wait"! Lol 😂
😂
That was sweet and funny
Hhhhhhaahhaaa
That's true! Haha
Hmmm, my youngest took 10 months. I can't say I wouldn't get some pleasure out of making the above statement to him. 😂😂😂😅
Bet the kids who actually got them got bored of them after 6 minutes.
As someone who got one as a kid this is very true
True my sister got one and this is very true
yes
Yes I have experience and that’s so true lmao
Tbh i have one i got it 4 years ago and i still love her to bits
Me and my little brother got a hatchimal each on one Christmas. My little brother was 9 at the time, and really wanted a hatchimal since he loved animals and watched animal channels all the time. (Coyote Peterson was his fav). When we opened them mine hatched within an hour. But my little brother's was taking way longer. After 2 hours or so I told him it's probably broken. But he kept waiting. After 30 minutes it started hatching, after it finished hatching we realized one of it's wings were broken. So my mom asked if he wanted to get a new one. And my brother replied "No, it may be broken, but it's still mine."
*This is an example of children raised right*
It's a special-needs-mal
@@reberi different, but still just as good
idk why but this made me happy. i probably would have done the same and made a permanent "bandage" for it, i loved my stuffies dearly and still do, this is so precious :)
That little kid is an inspiration, he'll go places xxxx
😢❤️
I remember when I really wanted a hatchimal, never got one. Thank god.
Mine hatched 🐣
Me too
I got one, I regretted it. What a waste of 50$ ;-;
Oh I got one. Like 2 years ago and mine hatched luckily.
Bro I've never heard of this before
Toy explicitly designed to teach kids patience and acceptance:
Parents: MY KID CANT HANDLE WAITING
Kati West ok but nobody’s going to wait 4 hours to see a toy come out of an egg, it’s more fun to smash it or do surgery on it like the girl who did it.
4mm4r 2009 half of them could have been doing something wrong when trying to open it the toy might not have been defective they do teach you how to open it properly plus I read somewhere that with the bigger ones you have to knock on/tap gently on them then rub them and also you have to encourage it to come out of the shell. The hatchimal eggs just might not all open by just rubbing on them only
4mm4r 2009 also the toy company warns people be prepared for a long wait since it takes like 25 to 40 minutes for the toy itself to respond to your interactions
Megan McKnight guess we can’t smash it then 😥
HEY MY WAS FINE WHEN I GOT MY MINE XD IT HATCHED IN 1 HOUR OR 50 MINUTES
Me knowing that it’s supposed to take like 2-3 hours to hatch a hatchimal: :|
@Adrion Griffin your unlucky for not getting a furby
@Alicia Gray just pull out a hammer and smash right through the battery area
Mine hatched in half a hour
Mine hatched in like 3-6 minutes when I got it as a kid-
@@iaminlovewithkillua1198 My sister's most likely died in the egg, she threw it out the window and the neighbors dog took it we found it 3 months later while walking the dog and it didn't come on the shell was cracked and the dam thing didn't move
Hatchimal Company: *Thanks customers for their patience*
Man: *shakes egg violently*
"Patience" 💀
In my opinion, smashing it with a hammer is a lot more fun than waiting an hour for it to hatch on its own.
B FL Ikr like get a spoon fork hammer and just jam it in there
B FL WHO DA FUQE USES A HAMMER U NEED A FREAKING AK-47 and shoot it
I got one and my mom got mad at me for breaking it and that was what you were supposed to do.
Same
B FL Same lmao
Well at least it’s showing kids some ingenuity. “This girl has to do surgery with a spoon.”
Ah, what ingenuity. I bet that girl grew up to know how to use scissors to open a taped box.
Jen Tuesday Moronic
How to become surgeon 101: do a c section on a hatchimal
@@nikitaastakhov9252 the practice of surgery on frogs is not morally okay, we need to make this the standard
@@johnnyfrankenstein0123 dead frogs its ok
I got one for Christmas a couple of years ago and mine hatched a couple of minutes after I opened it
And it should.
Good for u
they said some hatch some dont so u got lucky
Same, mine too
Me too
This is a good opportunity for a missed lesson here, in life, not all eggs hatch!
💀
Particularly the ones we eat. XD
I remember getting an egg from the refrigerator and then covering in tissues for warmth hoping it’ll hatch
I suffered from stupidity when I was younger but now with a good dose of life I wish that I am a kid again
@@kiosy8 LOL
Like my older sibling that never came out of my mom’s womb
Ah yes, don’t teach your children patience. Everything must come as easily as possible. If it requires figuring out in any way, completely blame it on someone else. It must be broken if it doesn’t work the way you blindly assumed. Good to see :)
And then people wonder why other people fear for the future ...
BestAnimeFreak 3/4ths of any toy is anticipation. It’s a shame how useless we’ve all trained ourselves and our children to become.
If you pay that much for a toy on christmas it better open rn
Boi that egg was never hatching you crazy? No one one has infinite patience smh
This is a product, not a life lesson. If you bought a phone and it came broken, you wouldn't be mad?
The reporter is talking like this is such a serious issue... Smfh like wtf!
I guess that's her job? No one would watch if she presented the "news" as irrelevant as it in fact is!
They go to school to learn to talk like that constantly.
its not getting what you paid for
it is serious. They took it serious as it should be
First world problems...
Imagine being so entitled you do a whole ass news report about ypur toy taking too long to hatch
To be honest, I wish 2020 and 2021 were simple enough that something like this could make it to the News now.
Well I mean you paid the money you should get the toy
Well it cost about 120-150 dollars and that's pretty much expensive
But of course, who would spend 120 dollars for a toy?
@@notbalisongflipping I bought it a few years ago and it was only 10 dollars and it only took like 2 minutes to hatch
These people would never be able to take of an old school tamagochi thing, that took longer than that, and required longer maintenance.
Impatient parents and kids, most shocking a news team made a video on this xD
Bruh you stupid
They literally advertised it to be able to hatch quickly
Its called having reasonable expectations
If they say it can do something then its a scam if it cant do that one thing
Kids: "Why won't this open???????"
DanTDM: *I T S H A M M E R T I M E*
Ah I see your a person of culture as well
@@PumpkinJarl indeed he is
SNOOZE DOG STUDIOS that is one of my most favorite videos of all time!
This is wut I was thinking the whole time watching this
Litterly gave me nostalgia 😂😂😂
Jesus Christ.
JUST👏 BREAK 👏 THE👏 FREAKING 👏 EGG👏
TRUE
@@sapphire8084 I'm just doing this for a joke. And stop being serious. My omy Lord I always get this comment
I saw you commenting in my video :3
@@yeehawsheriff9389 lol hi
True story
First world Problems: Toy doesn't work.
Second world: Poverty
Third world: No food
Fourth world: War
Fifth world: doesn't exist anymore
6th world is: t-series
7th world: as seen on tv
8th world: hotel? Trivago
Its not the toy that doesnt work even..it works...they just need to hatch the egg...
9th world: blood everywhere
10th world: radiactive world
@@yuki97kira lmao same thing
Fifth world: is being aborted
This is one of those things I never understood the hype behind. Maybe I was too old to understand, but it seems even adults were infatuated with these things. I was always just like "It hatches, so what?", but I guess it's better than some of the stuff we have now.
Lol my friend was hatching a hatchimal when I came over to her house- she showed the egg hatching and I saw two scary beady lil eyes staring into my soul- I’m never getting one-
Oh but why did I laugh reading your comment 😭😭😂😂😂
Oof
*hello mother*
@@movedaccountscyayalls7119 *Hello sister*
@@OwletteStudio hol up
There’s a simple solution: *PEEL THE EGG PIECE BY PIECE*
That what I did LOL
I did that with mine
Or use a hammer
Or just buy something cooler like legos or bb guns. Not some animal toy you'll get bored of after an hour.
That's what my sister did lol
So that's why they were on sale
Turt Reynolds Channel oof
I don't get it
@I lɪke cheese oh ok
Broke the 666 likes
@@winder3102
673
great opportunity to teach your children how to cook and make the perfect ostrich monster egg
The definition of first world problem
It's like a real bird! Sometimes real birds can't hatch on their own
BlueShadow Gaming and Animations yeah then we smack the egg with a hammer then the bird dies
OMG UR RIGHT
Karen: "I want to see the manager right now!"
Love this. 😂😂
Congrats I’m your 100th like oWo
xD
HoneyComb Princess I said that once to a comment and someone told me to stop asking for attention 🙄🤦♀️
Night Shade oop sry if it seems like I want attention then 🙊 I just wanted to let the person that they have 100 likes owo
When we got mine (so long ago I barely remember, lol), it refused to hatch until like several days after. The company actually ended up shipping us a free second one!
Hatchimal not hatching
7 year old me:
*fine, I’ll do it myself*
*grabs a knife and stabs it*
Lol.
@@TheGuyWithABatsuit I did that with mine
@@spark_art1 Wait what
Jump on it
30 Cent Hatchimal:
- Buy an Egg
- Hardboil Egg
- Draw duck on Egg
- Give to child
kxmode lol
kxmode 😂😂😂😂😂
kxmode free you mean?
The average cost for a dozen eggs is $2.96. Divide that by 12, and you get 24 cents. That's where the "30 cents" comes from. :)
kxmode why need math?:)
Nobody:
UA-cam: Hey! These little kids cannot hatch their hatchimal
Yep
*B U I LD T H E H A M M E R!*
*A N D O F F T O T H E E G G*
*B R E A K T H E E G G*
*A N D G E T I T O U T!*
*A L L N E W H A M M E R E D I T I O N I N H A T C H I M A L S*
Yep
No funny
"Imagination is more important than knowledge"
-Albert Einstein
Kid: *Waiting hours*
Me: *Smashes it on the ground* Welcome to earth bitc-
I think i will use your guy line for myself
That mean you too
Gaming mushroom
@@mikebuston7407 wot
😂😂😂
Lmaoooo 💀💀
It took 24 years for me to be smashed to the ground.
first world problems 🐂💩
0:03 "it's a touching moment to watch, a little boy getting a hatchimal"
Boy: "its a hatch eem mulllll...."
An AvOcADo thAnks
I'm not sure why this comment is funny...but I still can't stop laughing.
No one said boys can’t play with hatchmals like jeez you can’t just separate boys and girls to everything
Furimonnnn gotta hatch em all
He doesn't sound that greatful for it😅
Back in 2016 when I was nine years old, I got a green/blue Draggle egg and I’ve been taking care of him by nurturing and loving him, I thought I’d get a green one but it turns out I got blue! He needed my help because when he was ready to hatch, he tried to peck but the motor gets jammed and stuck but I twisted him around and I have to peel the egg a little bit and these tricks worked, he was pecking and if I didn’t help him hatch, he would take at least 3 or 8 hours to hatch, but it took me at least 30+ minutes and I was patient. my face was the first thing he had ever seen, I helped him hatch and he came out successfully! I got the blue one and I named him Zane. Now he is completely grown. I’m 15 and Zane is 6!
did you try...
turning it off and on again?
Quintinity OMG THANK YOU IT WORKED
Quintinity u just rub it duh
Quintinity ikr
XDDDD LOL
Rose Sustaita in the vid it said even if they rubbed it ,it didn't work
Lmao I used to break mine open with a hammer straight away , cuz gurl I knew how long I would be waiting if I didn’t.
Alicia Gray Means “Laugh my a** off” XD, but if my egg won’t hatch I would break it with a hammer or knife
Yah
Same
i had one then i had got twin ones and my dog ate my twins 😂😂 they were so expensive we filmed a whole video of the birth
@kitty _gurl652 laughing my ass off
If the Hatchimal couldn’t get out, force them.
*DanTDM I’m looking at you...*
Damn, gave me nostalgia. I used to watch DanTDM a few years ago and I remember when that video was new.
@@tcgb311 yeah same
And when you want to give it a haircut *burn it*
Sorry I can’t like, it’s at 69.
@@parrotlord7393 YOU DARE
My parents got me and my brother hatchimals for Christmas, 5 minute after my brother’s hatched I was still waiting, I then started to get worried when my dad made a joke about it dying😂 luckily it hatched and it lived a long normal life before it’s batteries ran out
*hatchimal does not hatch*
*i get a hammer*
DanTDM?
The hatchimal will break though
Fairy Killer 9 same
*I geta flamethrower*
UA-cam Azurill I get the gun :)
Dad: "Don't worry son, I'll make it hatch."
Throws egg straight at the wall
Now son I will show you how to fix a hole in drywall...
This would 100 percent be my father.
Why do I feel like this could have gone another direction and be a teaching moment for the parents and kids? Don't get me wrong file your complaints but this could have been a great thing to have the kids understand patience or other virtues. Just me? Okay.
Its a toy that they said would hatch in a couple of minutes not five hours, these kids have every right to be frustrated...
Mädämë Blëü yeah but technically you can also tap gently on them wait for it to tap back while rubbing on it the tapping on it probably helps it to get it open faster most of the eggs probably just don’t open up the same ways if you just rub on it and wait.
Mädämë Blëü it doesn’t say it will hatch in minutes it says the toy takes minutes to respond back to your interactions which is usually anywhere from 25-40 minutes it’s a toy that’s designed for patience plus it says the hatchimal hatching speed depends on how much you touch,interact,tap and rub on it which is why you have to keep interacting with it constantly repeatedly and you cant really stop other wise it could put the toy to sleep
Same
@@Megz1794 I used to see commercials for this and i made it seem like it hatched in a few minutes guess that's just a trick they used to get kids to buy it
One time, my dad got me a hatchimal he didn’t know that it was supposed to hatch by itself so he tried to crack it open with his hands and I was trying to explain to him that it was supposed to hatch by itself but he didn’t listen to me.
He cracked it open so I didn’t get to see it hatch. 😔
thank god it wasn't a real bird
it would've died
Sounds like something my dad would do lol
0:46 Narrator: and this dad improvised
Dad: *proceeds to shake the egg*
Dad: oh theres its nose i've been looking for its damn nose two hours straight
*Beak
@@CJ-wr7wq the dad said nose so ha!
Just leave it to how to basic
He'll know what to do 😁😂
Omg HELLA YEAH!! 😂
Genius Idea
I am gonna laugh alot! when he do everything to open it Oh hell ya!😂😂😂
Tell it in his latest video
Yea
I’m a simple woman
The hatchimal doesn’t open
*I use a hammer*
Yeah, *Simple Woman*
Damn harsh
Simple man
Denver Bajio woman*
I’m a girl...
*Applies murder charges*
I’m sorry how was this 6 years ago , it feels like yesterday I really wanted one. Time flies 😭
The toy itself isn't even ''that'' amazing.... its just the egg part that lures families.
Just flush it down the toilet
pary awesome LOL
PhoenixKev, I agree
PhoenixKev MEAN
Your so mean
“Preform surgery with a table spoon”
Oml 😂😂
IKR
imagine being able to afford them then getting a news report bc it won't open lmao
🤣🤣🤣😭
"4 hours of rubbing and patting and watching videos" sounds like my typical Friday night.
Oh no an egg with a furball inside didn't hatch that's very newsworthy
Just what I was thinking
LOL
my cousin's hatchimal hatched in 6 hours. You have to be patient!! Even if it takes a week omg
Kourtney Gough yes patience is key
mine took 3 days
Kourtney Gough my sisters hatched in a day
Mine hatched in 30 minutes
Kourtney Gough Lmao if it takes more then 2 hours to hatch I'll throw it from my second floor I don't even care if it breaks
Girl- " It doesn't wake up"
Me- that's what you call dead
Or a long ass nap
*hibernation*
“It’s a dead egg deal with it”
@@normanfuckingr0ck lmao
@@Eaxillier yes hibarnation
Man: this little girl had to perform surgery with a spoon
Me: thats menacing
When I was 8 years old, my brother bought me a hatchimal for my birthday. It took me a week to see the animal’s face. To this day, only half of the egg hatched.
Sad
they look like a mix of beanie boos and furbies
Basically Me but a beanie boo and a furby arent as dumb as like whatever this thing is. XD
Hatchimal: does not open
comments: the hatchimal is dead
me: MISS KEISHA!!!
wijayanthi Edirisinghe oh my freakin god she dead
When incubating chicken eggs you often times have to chip the babies out of their shells, too 😁
People
Them: just keep rubbing it
10 days later: WHEN WILL IT HATCH
Me : I’m just going to smash it with a hammer 🔨
I would do that if I had one
I never did but thank god
9
My grandma do that when they brought it to my cousin and everyone was happy, except my cousin that get bored of the toy in 5 minutes.
2016: nah
2017: nah
2018: nah
2019: youtube: oh hell yea lets put this on the recommended
ツBerri
UA-cam's weird
@@ajtriforcegamerofhyrule8538 yeah
This is so annoying
Each second on earth = each time this comment was made
2016: nah
2017: nah
2018: nah
2019:lets right the same thing over and over again
Just buy a cat but just don't break it open
FF GAMING KING
That was crazy!
Or a dog (not hating I love both dogs and cats).
Stella Stevens the dog wouldnt like it and it would be scared but cats like being inside boxes And bags so they would be satisfyed
My cat didn't hatch. I'm going to break it open!
Me when I was little: my brother get hatchimal
Me: raging
My brother: gives me the hatchimal
Me: thank you so much ☺️
Aw
What
Omg USA u got problems. The Hatchimals didn't hatch. what a nightmare.
Olvis Tokyo lol
i was traumatized when my hatchimal wouldnt hatch, i still have night terrors to this day.
Olvis Tokyo Lol im an american and i found hatchimals very stupid XD
They were only realeased in Europe
Olvis Tokyo The horror!
Next:
Monopoly getting sued for taking to long.
Lmao😂😂
LOL
I would brake the shell even if it would work properly
Schleich Horse Lover 600 Wouldn't you just get a yolk?
i mean its cheaper so yeah I would XD
Schleich Horse Lover 600
That's what I had to do :(
cri
Schleich Horse Lover 600 me too lol
I remember a time where we could afford to worry about pathetic things like this, a simpler time... the world is so complicated now...
Smashing the hatchimal egg thing will make it easier.
But dont do this to real eggs with birds inside it. :l
The i hate my life username or else peta will come.... and no I haven’t used a hammer on birds, and yeah peta isn’t outside my front gate.
I once hatched a real bird using a hammer
He lived
Jesus i felt cringed to my 2 months ago doing this face ":l"
@@user-xf2ks1zg7s :|
@@user-xf2ks1zg7s :|
Hatchimal doesn’t hatch?
Break the egg with a hammer.
And break the toy inside with the egg, nice job.
Don’t use a hammer, just use a spoon like that one girl lol
@@elokin300 spend 5 years in residency to become a surgeon then open the egg
@@johnnyfrankenstein0123 Hatchimal is made so children can have a little more PATIENCE wich they don't have.
Do they even know it takes more time than 5 hours for them to hatch?-
Mine took 30 min varies
Mine took 6 minutes lol
@@Lratiobozo depends when made my sisters took 3 days and hatched over night
You have to like pet it or something and make it warm I think then it hatches way quicker
My cousin had it hatched for the whole afternoon
I don’t think kids or parents realize if this is supposed to be like a real life bird it will take like a month to hatch
This should be a lesson about life that "NOT ALL EGGS HATCH!!!!"
Lmao yeah xD
I smashed mine against the table lol. It wouldn’t open.
Lol
Lmao
Your like “why won’t this stupid thing open!”
I put it over a fire
@@TheyLuvStarr you’re
I don't even get whats so special about this toy
it hatched (so cute) and after you throw it away
Berinz yeah true
Berinz no u can play games and talk to it when it hatches there is 6 different games and you can teach it to say stuff
Kawaii Pug
Then get bored of it
True I got a hatchimal I hatched it and then threw it away forgot about it
no it grows up too
The Hatchimals toy is supposed to teach kids patience, if your kids can’t wait don’t get them one
I was tired of it not hatching so...
I made an omelet cuz I thought it would of never hatch...
I had food poisoning.
That's a good one😂
@@pouf.9573 that's not even how you r/woooosh smh
Thats dumb you couldn't of made a omelet the most youda made was a burnt toy
@@jongreenleaf1000 r/woooosh
r/cursedcomments
OMFG YOUR HATCHIMAL DIDN'T HATCH?!? WHAT A TRAGEDY
Holden Strickland OMG HOW TRAGIC!
Holden Strickland OMG I THINK DAT I'M GOING TO DIE
lol just break it
IKR CALL 911 AHHHHH!!!!!
use a hammer
When there thousand of deaths and heartbreaking stories out there and this is what they call breaking news.
Lauren Nash why do u care
If you want real news go watch CNN or something, jeez.
Well it not like they put it as "BREAKING NEWS: Hatchimals Disappoint Many Families Who Say Hyped Up Toys Didn't Hatch or put it in caps
i thought Inside edition as news. just entertainment thats why im subbed
+Maryam Abbani becuse you kill rhinos
I got my first Hatchamal when I was 6. It hatched in like 10 minutes. I thought someone was wrong because it hatched so quick. So being the crazy 6 year old I was. I didn’t touch it till 7 something at night.
why can't they just get a normal furby
ThomasAndrewTK but it looks like a furby and why would people want that its like the Elsa doll from 2 years ago
gold digging Dylan Furbys creep me out.
i have a pink Furby
coin hunting Dylan furbys suck
Golden Vegeta idk
We sent an email saying it was broken and they gave us 2 free ones
30 minutes later
kid: Mom isn't hatching
Mom: keep trying
10 hours later
kid:MOM ISN'T WORKING!!!
5 days later
Kid: MOM WHERES THE HAMMER
mom:why do you need it
kid:you'll find out
XD
real funny bro
XD I kinda agree
Gabriel Hernandez omg me!😂
Gabriel Hernandez
G5htgg
Mom isn’t hatching?
Who else remembers that they were like super popular in 2016 and 2017
When I got mine it legit hatched
Like one second later ;-; “they grow up too fast”
Mine hatched within 40 minutes.
Mine went to get milk
*It never came back*
L
Who cares if it doesn’t crack on its own just get a hammer and go YEET
Exactly what I did (im not even joking..)
What if you end up bashing the Hatchimal’s brain?
Corona just give it a warning tap
@@corona4700 seriously who even cares
@@corona4700 eat the brain
Here is a solution...
Buy a real pet for your child. 😂
Edit: OMG I never got this many likes. AND THIS COMMENT WAS A JOKE, SO DONT OVERREACT AND GO ALL MS. OR MR. KNOW IT ALL ON ME
MaryGrace Kym Fam Vlogzz not always an option to get a pet! Some people live in apartments that don't take pets!
But what if your child is allergic to fur?
I bought Cozmo.
MaryGrace Kym Fam Vlogzz ya buy at pet for a 5 year old child 😐😐😐
MaryGrace Kym Fam Vlogzz Too hard
Got my granddaughter one a few years ago and it hatched pretty quick, with twins ! Would've been pretty upset if it hadn't.
I got mine a few years ago and when I took it out of the box is hatched in like 2mins... I was so disappointed
"hatchimal heartbreak"
that's it that's the comment
JUST found out that this dumb toy cost $100! What a rip-off, if it hatches or not
Alani Perry this toy is $100? THATS INSANE?!?! Why not just get the new furby for like half of the price. This is obserd.
Alani Perry this happen to mine
Alani Perry lolll
escotg GAMING IKR!
Sam Lung Same
It's always a bummer when toys dont preform at the full capacity.
When I was little I just broke it by:
Throwing it on the floor, punching it, and sitting on it.
Eventually it did hatch.
When you were little? This came out in 2016, not that young.
@@nitr0gen_shark lmao she could be 10 you dont know
@@qrof2223 14 is still little
i think that is called
"cracked"
snJtiu Y. [Comment reposter] True.
I remember I was crying while peeling off and breaking the egg, it made me cry so hard because your can’t undo that 😢
Hatchimals where made lazily.
Just any batteries thrown in, dead or not.
Same, it was so sad
I'm supposed to be hatching Hatchimals but this one egg won't hatch
is it theEgg27?
ZaptoMusic yeah theegg27
Blue Ninja who's the egg27 (omg 😂😂😂)
i hear theegg27 can produce eggs as fast as space grows
Legend has it that theegg27 was the first Hatchimal ever Hatched
1:36
Sorry to point out, but thass'a 45 degree turn.
Not 90.
Machinist/mechanic here and my ocd picked that up.