The Dragons Clash With a Tempered 'Control Freak' | Dragon's Den

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  • Опубліковано 5 лип 2019
  • We all know how daunting the Den can be, but Marco Hajikypri’s views were not shared by the Dragons, who quickly unpicked his pitch. His failure to understand the mechanics of his business, lead to a few heavy-handed exchanges.
    An international sensation, Dragon's Den features entrepreneurs pitching for investment in the Den from our Dragons, five venture capitalists willing to invest their own money in exchange for equity.
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  • @guest4869
    @guest4869 4 роки тому +17524

    “I’m an evolved dragon”... lmao alright calm down Charizard

    • @mkprocter882
      @mkprocter882 4 роки тому +114

      hahaha quality C R 😂👌

    • @Dan-ky5es
      @Dan-ky5es 4 роки тому +97

      More like a lizard in comparison lol

    • @sorakatie1661
      @sorakatie1661 4 роки тому +41

      i’m dead😂😂

    • @Walsallfan
      @Walsallfan 4 роки тому +60

      A man said charizard uno😂😭😂

    • @happyhedgehog6450
      @happyhedgehog6450 4 роки тому +24

      Hahahahaha I enjoyed that one.

  • @JesusJuenger
    @JesusJuenger 4 роки тому +6713

    "My girlfriend and future fiancée..."
    "Has she agreed to that?"
    "Yeah, I've got the certificate right here...."

    • @AltinaClarke
      @AltinaClarke 4 роки тому +22

      Hahahaha! 😂

    • @daniellong5101
      @daniellong5101 4 роки тому +50

      Aaaahahahhahahaha one of the best comments I’ve ever seen on UA-cam 😂

    • @JarelAhmed
      @JarelAhmed 4 роки тому +21

      😂😂 too many unique comments about this show I'm loving it.

    • @CB-xr1eg
      @CB-xr1eg 4 роки тому +8

      That might be quite funny, IF it was what he actually said...😐

    • @SamCliffeMusic
      @SamCliffeMusic 4 роки тому +72

      😂😂😂 written by him and signed by her at gun point

  • @thetallestdwarf7041
    @thetallestdwarf7041 Рік тому +910

    He is seriously asking the dragons if they ever met someone who wanted to be financially independent. Just amazing.

    • @xJDMWaRRi0Rx
      @xJDMWaRRi0Rx Рік тому +8

      @Euron Greyjoy it pays off when it’s the good coke

    • @bluesandman7566
      @bluesandman7566 Рік тому +18

      I'm starting to think this guy never watched Dragons' Den or something.

    • @Brian-om2hh
      @Brian-om2hh Рік тому

      Yes, isn't it?

    • @777jimothy
      @777jimothy Рік тому +19

      He's asking them if they've ever met someone rich 😂

    • @I_am_a_cat_
      @I_am_a_cat_ 9 місяців тому +13

      Yeah that really blew me away lmao. He thinks he's so special, it's sad.

  • @aeternosolus52
    @aeternosolus52 Рік тому +374

    He's the type of person who would turn up at an interview to be an airline pilot when he couldn't actually fly a plane, but is confident he could.

    • @lisetravis
      @lisetravis Рік тому +12

      They wouldn't even give me a chance to prove myself!

    • @samjohns3227
      @samjohns3227 10 місяців тому +6

      Exactly, he'd still be using a bike with stabilisers whilst suggesting he gets a pilots license!

    • @davidgraham8058
      @davidgraham8058 9 місяців тому +2

      He’s very Trump😂

    • @Kazokaslt
      @Kazokaslt 8 місяців тому

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mtadc1545
      @mtadc1545 7 місяців тому +6

      Deborah: “ok, do you have a commercial pilots license?”
      Marco: “yeah I do”
      Deborah: “show it to me”
      Marco: “here”
      Deborah: “This is a letter that just says you enrolled at a flight school” 😒
      Marco: 🥴

  • @uncleterry991
    @uncleterry991 4 роки тому +22725

    This guy 100% percent has ‘entrepreneur’ in his Instagram bio and uses this 📈 emoji

    • @johanpersson393
      @johanpersson393 4 роки тому +104

      so double % or

    • @josh2570
      @josh2570 4 роки тому +398

      Probably captions his pics with quotes from Alan Sugar

    • @Welshy
      @Welshy 4 роки тому +270

      @@emmadoherty5623 no, they still have to accept you, i will tell you that hes bought all his followers tho, otherwise 24 likes on page with almost 100k followers is pretty shite

    • @serkoz9970
      @serkoz9970 4 роки тому +9

      Uncle Terry exactly like bro stfu with ur dead air pods

    • @emmadoherty5623
      @emmadoherty5623 4 роки тому +17

      Welshy there’s ppl w 2,000 followers who r verified like (I’m not an expert like so don’t quote me 😂) it’s doesn’t really matter yes they have to accept you but they just need proof of ID

  • @kekw5153
    @kekw5153 4 роки тому +5779

    Me: I got into Harvard, I have papers!!
    Deb: Where is it?
    Me: Gives a 'thank you for your application' letter instead

  • @techwiz81
    @techwiz81 11 місяців тому +294

    I love when an entrepreneur goes totally off the rails and Peter looks shocked/offended, Touker looks absolutely baffled and Deborah looks suicidal

    • @akanshasaikia
      @akanshasaikia 11 місяців тому +4

      be original bro! so many times i've seen this comment lol

    • @6-dpegasus425
      @6-dpegasus425 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@akanshasaikia some comments are just people sharing their thoughts

    • @benbastianiartmusic1421
      @benbastianiartmusic1421 3 місяці тому

      ​@akanshasaikia yeah I originally wrote the comment on the 'Eggsactly' pitch video and people keep copying it

    • @GameslordXY
      @GameslordXY Місяць тому

      ​@@benbastianiartmusic1421
      You left your mark upon the world already.
      Well done friend.
      Well done🦾

  • @zyriab5797
    @zyriab5797 Рік тому +191

    *This guy:* "I didn't have a wash for 4 days."
    *Average programmer:* " You gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers."

  • @botguy2653
    @botguy2653 3 роки тому +3208

    Dude definitely worked for a pyramid scheme before this.

    • @LOL10060
      @LOL10060 3 роки тому +88

      Lol I wouldn’t be surprised
      With his overly positive attitude and the way he was talking

    • @honzapetrek2661
      @honzapetrek2661 3 роки тому +6

      @Judgement A Come Do you have some link to that?

    • @Jim-so3zm
      @Jim-so3zm 3 роки тому +8

      @@honzapetrek2661 Check Companies House

    • @arterra61
      @arterra61 3 роки тому +36

      This was my first tought when i saw him in my head i said "this men about to pitch a MLM to these millioners"

    • @bastje
      @bastje 3 роки тому +2

      Wow.. That absolutely could be

  • @RK-rf8rc
    @RK-rf8rc 3 роки тому +4098

    He's the type of guy that owns an iPhone and claims he's in business with Apple

    • @ArchiProcess
      @ArchiProcess 2 роки тому +45

      @MathematicalPhysics Lets see the contract then... "well I will just watched... actually I just remembered because I'm a long time customer/shareholder they put me as a VIP, that means I'm levels above anyone else cause I slept in a car for 6 months see... and what happened is apple was going to send me a limited edition contract 24 carrot plated on edges of paper and everything and they send me a letter saying the unit that held the contract blew up... so no evidence of proof but I am in business with them yeah!"

    • @papnlilly
      @papnlilly 2 роки тому +6

      👏👏👏🤣

    • @littlemiss_sunshine6945
      @littlemiss_sunshine6945 2 роки тому +2

      😂😂

    • @realPromotememedia
      @realPromotememedia 2 роки тому +5

      That’s a very witty comment
      But too harsh and not accurate; he’s selling 5000 meals a week from nothing. That’s not a false claiming billy bullshitter.
      Mind you
      I wouldn’t invest in him.

    • @ya00007
      @ya00007 2 роки тому +2

      R K More like a janitor at a Apple store! I can imagine him saying "I work at Apple in their environmental hygiene dept"
      That sounds really fascinating, so what does your role entail?
      "Mopping floors".

  • @elvickRULES
    @elvickRULES Рік тому +702

    Deborah looked like she was experiencing a crisis, like her mind was melting away the more he answered her. She’s my favorite.

    • @707tich
      @707tich Рік тому +18

      I was experiencing it with her too

    • @RyanBlackhawke
      @RyanBlackhawke Рік тому +25

      It's a bad look when you keep interrupting a Dragon from which you are asking for a lot of money. I wouldn't work for this guy if he was the only person hiring in the entire world.

    • @slopernafti902
      @slopernafti902 Рік тому

      It's spelled "favourite", school shooter.

    • @austinmc12
      @austinmc12 7 місяців тому +3

      I LOVE DEBORAH😭 she the best

    • @graemeyetts3465
      @graemeyetts3465 2 місяці тому +5

      "They feared me"
      No they were more likely scared for you😂

  • @Jaggybabs
    @Jaggybabs Рік тому +119

    The fact he talked trash about them after he left but said nothing in there says a lot about him

  • @sdsumiguel5937
    @sdsumiguel5937 4 роки тому +7593

    This guy definitely says “go big or go home” at least twice a day.

  • @CynicalScientist261
    @CynicalScientist261 4 роки тому +3792

    “I didn’t wash in four days” sorry is that meant to impress me.

    • @scottishgal8940
      @scottishgal8940 4 роки тому +105

      He could have used a public gym to shower haha

    • @zed3063
      @zed3063 4 роки тому +6

      Thomas Gannon Not you, the dragons

    • @spookymcfakename
      @spookymcfakename 4 роки тому +3

      Zed Hurrrr dduurrr

    • @nish3603
      @nish3603 4 роки тому +43

      That’s not even a lot

    • @Sam-qh1sh
      @Sam-qh1sh 4 роки тому +63

      Big deal! I do that on the regular

  • @thelaurels13
    @thelaurels13 8 місяців тому +52

    “I’ve suffered a lot, I didn’t have a wash for 4 days because I was THAT busy”. 😂😂😂

    • @cold485
      @cold485 Місяць тому

      Bro😂😂😂four days 😂😂😂

    • @dairymilkbaraddict90
      @dairymilkbaraddict90 Місяць тому +2

      Imagine flexing about that 😂. Also homeless people wash in gym bathrooms and stuff ffs

  • @geminiboy6913
    @geminiboy6913 Рік тому +271

    He’s so aggressive. I wouldn’t invest in him at all. Can just imagine board room meeting with a control freak who licks work tops.

    • @kevinprior3549
      @kevinprior3549 6 місяців тому +1

      See I think he is misunderstood. I can see good in him.

    • @6-dpegasus425
      @6-dpegasus425 4 місяці тому +5

      ​@@kevinprior3549i agree, but hes too unwilling to compromise and like op said, would be painful to work with

    • @NoxAtlas
      @NoxAtlas 4 місяці тому

      ​@6-dpegasus425 Yep, there's a huge risk having to work with such a guy. Such an uncompromising and stubborn attitude can effectively ruin a company if he's in the wrong and refuses to accept any advice.

    • @dairymilkbaraddict90
      @dairymilkbaraddict90 23 дні тому

      ​​​@@kevinprior3549he's got a massive superiority complex lmao he'd be a nightmare

  • @ghosttoast6317
    @ghosttoast6317 4 роки тому +5419

    This is what happens when you combine a BTEC in business studies and an ego.

    • @elleJay-mb4yn
      @elleJay-mb4yn 4 роки тому +15

      Ghost Toast 🤣😩💀

    • @ch3rrikiss
      @ch3rrikiss 4 роки тому +22

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @user-3dfhdha24
      @user-3dfhdha24 4 роки тому

      LOL

    • @whypengy-150
      @whypengy-150 4 роки тому +39

      This man got an 90 million offer for his business

    • @m.i.5381
      @m.i.5381 4 роки тому +16

      OMG THAT IS SO ABSOLUTELY TRUE. 😂👏👏👏

  • @MrRyanlennie2005
    @MrRyanlennie2005 4 роки тому +1673

    “I didn’t bathe for days.....I slept in my car.....I licked the desk.” This guy has a weird way of selling himself.

    • @ianbennett1491
      @ianbennett1491 4 роки тому +32

      He couldn't sell a black Cat to a witch.Get back to the strip Club.

    • @bobobsen
      @bobobsen 4 роки тому +2

      weird flex but ok

    • @glennross85
      @glennross85 4 роки тому +6

      @@bobobsen weird misuse of meme ,but ok...

    • @bobobsen
      @bobobsen 4 роки тому +3

      @@glennross85 weird understanding of what I meant, but ok...

    • @glennross85
      @glennross85 4 роки тому +4

      @@bobobsen you ok boomer?

  • @JenniVander
    @JenniVander Рік тому +185

    Update on this guy! Pro Gains folded in 2017 and now he's a sales director at Seeds of Need. But here's the best part, from an article dated 2017: "An entrepreneur who was rejected by Dragons' Den and claims he 'turned down a £90 million offer for his company' because he believed it was worth £1 billion has had to sell his car and home to keep it afloat."

    • @henriettagoldsmith5056
      @henriettagoldsmith5056 Рік тому +2

      Really 😮😲😳😮😲😳😮😲😳

    • @co_7523
      @co_7523 Рік тому

      😮

    • @threethrushes
      @threethrushes 10 місяців тому +2

      I'm surprised, quite frankly. He seemed to have a lot of gumption.

    • @mo_munir3474
      @mo_munir3474 10 місяців тому +46

      ​@threethrushes Apparently his appearance on dragons den did some serious damage. His customers didn't like his attitude.

    • @samjohns3227
      @samjohns3227 10 місяців тому +25

      Thanks for the update, he is the sort of person that doesn't listen properly to sound advice so I'm not surprised, he is far too arrogant and conceited to make a business work long term so that it generates a value of 1 billion!! I think Peter offered him 2 million (hypothetically) which he turned down, that's probably the '90 million' he is referring to!!!

  • @upsonpratt6394
    @upsonpratt6394 Рік тому +50

    "I'm an evolved dragon. They feared ma dom-i-noonce..."
    Oh shut up, you pillock. LOL

  • @satsumamoon
    @satsumamoon 4 роки тому +4243

    "We'll meet again"
    "They feared me"
    "I'm an evolved dragon"
    Every narcissist ever.

    • @troytaylor5746
      @troytaylor5746 4 роки тому +81

      “Evolved dragon” lol

    • @bird718
      @bird718 4 роки тому +27

      the guys a riot

    • @lauradeller975
      @lauradeller975 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Robert-fc9xz
      @Robert-fc9xz 4 роки тому +63

      He's a charizard while they are still just charmanders

    • @AsiaDanceScene
      @AsiaDanceScene 4 роки тому +5

      You may be dragon awesome, but I'm evolved dragon awesome!

  • @Pat2296
    @Pat2296 4 роки тому +1355

    "I"m a businessman. I'm ill-tempered, I lie and I don't read my mail. My daddy does but he doesn't tell me what's in it. Gimme money."

    • @hughjanus8908
      @hughjanus8908 4 роки тому +6

      LMAO!! Couldn’t have worded it better myself lol

    • @hughjanus8908
      @hughjanus8908 4 роки тому +16

      I found oil
      You found oil?
      Yea I’m going to make it rich now and will be a billionaire in no time!
      Where did you discover this oil?
      In a can at a BP garage in Birmingham

    • @sushimamba4281
      @sushimamba4281 4 роки тому +25

      He just seems like the kind of guy who would run strip clubs.

    • @REVRAC74
      @REVRAC74 4 роки тому +1

      Literally a summary of the pitch, bravo. LOL.

    • @elizabethevenson6110
      @elizabethevenson6110 4 роки тому +1

      @@sushimamba4281 yeah, and i bet a bunch of the dancers who worked at the clubs he at least theoretically ran would be NOPE on investing with him. (you *can* run a strip club without massively exploiting the dancers, but this dude just comes across like "stage fee + fines for petty stuff + taking a way higher share of tips than area standard" at the very least and maybe worse than that.)

  • @ryancodrai487
    @ryancodrai487 Рік тому +172

    Debra was so kind and respectful to him despite his dreadful pitch. It would have been so easy for her to really belittle him, but she didn't.

  • @simsym.ts4
    @simsym.ts4 Рік тому +18

    I like how he says “pacifically” instead of “specifically”

  • @nikkij4873
    @nikkij4873 3 роки тому +3393

    This guy: I'm a control freak.
    Also this guy: I haven't even looked at the patent because my dad did it all for me

    • @Smithjones12
      @Smithjones12 3 роки тому +95

      Scapegoat, he didn't check the paperwork so blame someone else.

    • @scottiemcgee3838
      @scottiemcgee3838 3 роки тому +11

      Trademark, but yeah.

    • @ENZOxDV9
      @ENZOxDV9 3 роки тому +74

      He knew it wasn't trademarked but tried to bullshit his way through. Deborah always asks for the patents though.

    • @policewitness5181
      @policewitness5181 3 роки тому +26

      He's probably illiterate. He certainly comes across as someone who couldn't read a bake bean tin, let alone a letter.

    • @rohielshah1779
      @rohielshah1779 3 роки тому +70

      He really threw his dad under the bus on national tv. Tells you everything about the guy.

  • @christ616
    @christ616 3 роки тому +5749

    "You don't own Pro Grains"
    "Pro Gains"
    "Whichever, you don't own it"
    Savage

    • @johnnyace2287
      @johnnyace2287 3 роки тому +4

      😁😁😁

    • @Smithjones12
      @Smithjones12 3 роки тому +51

      @@johnnyace2287 couldn't BS his way through this one.

    • @SoSo-li6dn
      @SoSo-li6dn 2 роки тому +14

      he should have just been like "let me write that down!"

    • @FumetsuGolf
      @FumetsuGolf 2 роки тому +15

      Bodied by Deborah Meaden.

    • @christosververakis3861
      @christosververakis3861 2 роки тому +19

      no what's savage is that he corrected her, not the other way around, the only reason she threw that "whichever" comment is cause she got butt hurt lol

  • @Charles.Wright
    @Charles.Wright 6 місяців тому +51

    It takes a big man to humble himself and ask lesser evolutions for help. Props to this man!

  • @crellercorps
    @crellercorps 5 місяців тому +20

    Can you imagine how relieved everyone in his class was to see him go?

  • @PRTZN
    @PRTZN 4 роки тому +2201

    Why does this fella constantly look like he's about to burst into tears? He probably went and punched a hole in a wall after this

  • @OhElvira
    @OhElvira 4 роки тому +1624

    This guy definitely has an alarm that says “rise and grind”

    • @dogheart_ii9301
      @dogheart_ii9301 4 роки тому +46

      This guy's favourite sound is his alarm

    • @abirdkilledmeh
      @abirdkilledmeh 4 роки тому +36

      I said that too! Kody ko, right?

    • @joliecollier7937
      @joliecollier7937 4 роки тому +6

      abirdkilledmeh the pain asmr alarm ahaha

    • @AnarchistMetalhead
      @AnarchistMetalhead 4 роки тому

      Listen to the first few lines of Maniak by Dagoba
      that is basically him, in message, style and title

    • @lucasemerimmarques9355
      @lucasemerimmarques9355 4 роки тому +15

      That lad is watching way too many motivational videos

  • @RealRushinRussian
    @RealRushinRussian Рік тому +14

    This is every motivational quote and life coach school condensed into a sentient human being

  • @Simp_Zone
    @Simp_Zone Рік тому +29

    When he handed Deborah a single printed out on his home printer A4 sheet 😂😂😂

  • @Slimblue
    @Slimblue 3 роки тому +2590

    This guy sounds like he doesn't take no for an answer in a dangerous way

    • @rcola6235
      @rcola6235 3 роки тому +134

      yeah well, he must be an arab of muslim background. notice, that he preferred to argue with a woman.

    • @clublulu399
      @clublulu399 3 роки тому +32

      Jenny : Im out.
      Guy: Are you sure about that?

    • @montanas4174
      @montanas4174 3 роки тому +50

      @@rcola6235 he actually English.

    • @danny-rd6yh
      @danny-rd6yh 3 роки тому +113

      R Cola he’s white not arab u racist

    • @kirbyhatesincels917
      @kirbyhatesincels917 3 роки тому +121

      @@rcola6235
      He was probably boiling with rage at the fact that the two women in front of him had more power, money and authority than him, lmao.

  • @jietroraximoff2805
    @jietroraximoff2805 3 роки тому +4756

    The fact that a guy calls himself a 'control freak' but didn't check the patents before coming on tv is hilarious.

    • @davidjames579
      @davidjames579 2 роки тому +78

      Cos his Dad told him it was okay.

    • @javis88h
      @javis88h 2 роки тому +102

      "I am Vincent Adultman I do Business things."

    • @Lazurath101
      @Lazurath101 2 роки тому +13

      He could’ve also been lying

    • @Robert-Downey-Syndrome
      @Robert-Downey-Syndrome 2 роки тому +23

      In his words... The company makes money, not the trademark. 😄 haha

    • @MrAswinrichard
      @MrAswinrichard 2 роки тому +8

      If he haven't changed the name of his company, he would have lost a lot. Maybe he had to pay some fortune from the earnings for using a trademark that wasn't his. Arrogant too the core

  • @matthiaszielinski2343
    @matthiaszielinski2343 Рік тому +29

    Binging these dragons den episodes plus reading the comments afterwards is pure gold

    • @jaycuthbert245
      @jaycuthbert245 11 місяців тому

      After? I do it during its hilarious lol

    • @dianneboylan
      @dianneboylan 11 місяців тому

      Love dragons den, hooked

  • @franklinegbuche7097
    @franklinegbuche7097 Рік тому +16

    *I swear this guy totally entertained me for 13 minutes straight.*

  • @grayskindablue
    @grayskindablue 4 роки тому +5615

    I choked on my water when he said “they fear my dominance” and then followed that up with _”I’m an evolved dragon”_
    Lmaooo bro sometimes you just gotta stop

  • @davidreeves5912
    @davidreeves5912 4 роки тому +1496

    “We’ll meet again”
    Yeh when you’re delivering his Chinese.

    • @gc9525
      @gc9525 4 роки тому +5

      Lol

    • @princeprince6314
      @princeprince6314 4 роки тому +1

      Lol more like you be delivering this guys Chinese in your micra

    • @TheAuroraGalore
      @TheAuroraGalore 4 роки тому +3

      Umm this company is now valued at 100 mil so I mean eat your words 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @princeprince6314
      @princeprince6314 4 роки тому +2

      @@TheAuroraGalore lol how do u know that

    • @TheAuroraGalore
      @TheAuroraGalore 4 роки тому

      @@princeprince6314 do like a 2 min google search!

  • @denaco
    @denaco Рік тому +11

    for anyone wondering, he had to liquidate the company in and around 2018 after sales dried up and couldn't afford to pay staff and company debts etc.

    • @samjohns3227
      @samjohns3227 10 місяців тому +1

      Someone else mentioned he had to sell his car and home!

  • @philipmann5317
    @philipmann5317 Рік тому +5

    I was waiting for them to call security. This guy is way too intense for my comfort.

  • @munahassan2479
    @munahassan2479 4 роки тому +1709

    This guy was made for The Apprentice 😂

    • @O789ful
      @O789ful 4 роки тому +40

      Muna Hassan only to get fired by Lord Sugar

    • @marisection2338
      @marisection2338 4 роки тому +7

      Muna Hassan big facts

    • @LennyAliyah
      @LennyAliyah 4 роки тому +31

      He would probably fire Lord sugar 😂

    • @MrJamberee
      @MrJamberee 4 роки тому +6

      He wouldn’t last one show. He’s a clown.

    • @seanocansey2956
      @seanocansey2956 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂😭

  • @MrTrisdiastatos
    @MrTrisdiastatos 4 роки тому +1300

    “We’ll meet again”
    *files restraining order*

    • @ethank6311
      @ethank6311 4 роки тому +20

      Sounds like a borderline threat xD

    • @gareth14111984
      @gareth14111984 4 роки тому +11

      I heard "in the carpark later" when he said it lol

    • @elizabethevenson6110
      @elizabethevenson6110 4 роки тому +14

      financially and verbally abused DV survivor. i want to tell his gf to run like hell and for sure do not get her finances mixed in with his, marry him, or have a kid/acquire a pet with him if she's not up to that point yet.

    • @elguitarTom
      @elguitarTom 4 роки тому

      lmao xD

    • @bunnywabbit
      @bunnywabbit 3 роки тому

      @@elizabethevenson6110 wouldn't it be cruel to take away everything someone else has to strive for?

  • @Crazyware212
    @Crazyware212 3 місяці тому +3

    “It’s not trademarked, is it”
    *BOOM* *quick zoom in*
    I’m dead, that was absolutely hilarious.

  • @katarzyna2117
    @katarzyna2117 Рік тому +10

    This is by far the best episode .....when Marco says i licked the desk to show my staff how clean it should be.....😂

  • @ChocoLater1
    @ChocoLater1 4 роки тому +675

    Imagine this guy talking to Gordon Ramsay in Kitchen Nightmares with this attitude. He would have been ripped apart alive.

    • @tomschmidt5022
      @tomschmidt5022 4 роки тому +38

      I would pay good money for a front row seat to that fight hehe

    • @Kay14911
      @Kay14911 4 роки тому +5

      I would love to see that😁😁😁

    • @kenjamin1439
      @kenjamin1439 4 роки тому +14

      I would invest all my money in him to run a restaurant just so I could see that happen lol

    • @TuanJinnNguyen
      @TuanJinnNguyen 4 роки тому +2

      Or go to Shark Tank US...

    • @godsrighteousness5003
      @godsrighteousness5003 4 роки тому

      Yes he should've pitched this, haha

  • @SuperDougie89
    @SuperDougie89 4 роки тому +1529

    This guy definitely owns a 2004 white convertible Bmw M3.

    • @peach2832
      @peach2832 4 роки тому +43

      SuperDougie89 cant forget the black alloys too

    • @msblessed8568
      @msblessed8568 4 роки тому +33

      With tints & a private plate that says......... ???? lool

    • @amandas3252
      @amandas3252 4 роки тому +1

      SuperDougie89 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @sinista6536
      @sinista6536 4 роки тому +77

      SuperDougie89 Nah, he owns a 1 series diesel but he’s debadged it and put fake eBay M sport badges on it

    • @crackedonacid4756
      @crackedonacid4756 4 роки тому +4

      He actually got offered £90 million for his business

  • @EB-gl5yf
    @EB-gl5yf Рік тому +9

    How can u work a 38hr shift if theres only 24hrs in a day 😂🤦🏽

  • @jamesashbaugh4320
    @jamesashbaugh4320 Рік тому +11

    So, he's s control freak running around screaming and licking everything like the desk?😳.....whoa. When he told Peter...."we'll meet again"......that gave me chills. Peter better have upped his security detail.

  • @zonda7178
    @zonda7178 4 роки тому +731

    “I haven’t washed in 4 days”
    10 minutes later
    “I licked the desk”

    • @myfairlahey5738
      @myfairlahey5738 4 роки тому +15

      they already knew that - they could smell him from across the room

    • @giorgig4828
      @giorgig4828 4 роки тому +12

      @@myfairlahey5738 nah he probably sprays on half a bottle of cologne every morning

    • @MrJoshua1875
      @MrJoshua1875 4 роки тому +2

      @@giorgig4828 stolen cologne

    • @volundrfrey896
      @volundrfrey896 4 роки тому +4

      @@MrJoshua1875 Stolen counterfeit cologne.

    • @cortez1359
      @cortez1359 4 роки тому

      @@volundrfrey896 lol thought the same thing

  • @danrgn5078
    @danrgn5078 2 роки тому +4304

    When Deborah gets her hands on some legal stuff… You know some drama is about to go down. She’s so meticulous, nothing slips through the cracks with her

    • @orlovsskibet
      @orlovsskibet 2 роки тому +180

      Yeah that was a serious legal master class to see Deb's read a letter.

    • @ch4z_bucks
      @ch4z_bucks 2 роки тому +113

      She reminds me of my nan in so many ways, mannerisms included. The amount of times I've seen her looking over documents meticulously flipping page after page, highlighting, underlining and reading everything. The similarities, at least to me, are uncanny.

    • @AbhishekSanyalTGV
      @AbhishekSanyalTGV 2 роки тому +52

      I mean it was written very clearly at the top. You and I could have done this as well.

    • @danrgn5078
      @danrgn5078 2 роки тому +45

      @@AbhishekSanyalTGV as they say nowadays “you must be fun at parties”

    • @AbhishekSanyalTGV
      @AbhishekSanyalTGV 2 роки тому +17

      @@danrgn5078 Hey, at least I said that you could do it too :D

  • @ArtieStern09
    @ArtieStern09 Рік тому +8

    jesus... can only imagine how wonderful it would be working for Marco

    • @georgesaddington1274
      @georgesaddington1274 Рік тому +1

      He'd punch you in the face if you put one ice cube too many in a customer's drink 😂😂

  • @emmavrijburg6676
    @emmavrijburg6676 Рік тому +10

    Deborah was so respectful about everything. They all were.

  • @galinuva1538
    @galinuva1538 4 роки тому +1624

    Random Dragons Den clips appeared in my recommendations, and now I'm binge watching them 😂

  • @Clo_Dub
    @Clo_Dub 4 роки тому +3498

    He said pacifically instead of specifically. For that reason, I’m out.

    • @kezzaliciousbabii
      @kezzaliciousbabii 4 роки тому +83

      I can't honestly explain to you how annoying it is when people do not pronounce that word correctly!

    • @Rhh26
      @Rhh26 4 роки тому +27

      As soon as i heard it i looked in the comments.

    • @sugar4522
      @sugar4522 4 роки тому +96

      Have you never sailed the specific ocean 🤷🏼‍♂️😂

    • @edwardsmith1969
      @edwardsmith1969 4 роки тому

      Stupid Chlo 😂😂😂

    • @sircliff323
      @sircliff323 4 роки тому +1

      lol

  • @itsjustmaddisen
    @itsjustmaddisen Рік тому +2

    The camera zooms and panning to the panel makes this ten times better.

  • @Erickhetfield
    @Erickhetfield Рік тому +3

    So, his father handled some of the paperwork. I wonder how much daddy helps this evolved dragon.

  • @Scrubworks
    @Scrubworks 4 роки тому +981

    The piece of paper just said "ProGains trademarked by Marco" in crayon.

  • @themadcow686
    @themadcow686 3 роки тому +1260

    This guy has got the strongest pokerface i've ever seen. He's told a 13 minute long joke and kept a dead straight face the entire time.

    • @SerErryk
      @SerErryk 2 роки тому +36

      I like your joke but I was thinking the opposite - he wears "scumbag" on his forehead. Sometimes you can judge a book by its cover.

    • @yeh.80
      @yeh.80 2 роки тому +6

      He's just a straight narcissist

    • @edinsimic9867
      @edinsimic9867 2 роки тому

      Hahaha

    • @layceeb6695
      @layceeb6695 2 роки тому +15

      The worst part is he was fully serious

    • @fionnbharrduffy1005
      @fionnbharrduffy1005 2 роки тому +9

      Anyone else suspect money laundering? 🤣🤣

  • @crellercorps
    @crellercorps 5 місяців тому +3

    "I haven't had a wash for four days."
    Ah, the perfect way to approach every life-changing investment.

  • @Rleatfitness
    @Rleatfitness 2 роки тому +5

    Googled it and seems the companies not running anymore and he had to at one point sell his house and car to keep it running. And now he works in sales

  • @callum8792
    @callum8792 4 роки тому +1298

    Sounded like a primary school kid giving a presentation to his class

    • @uthred69
      @uthred69 4 роки тому +21

      yeah his explaination is actually horrible. maybe mixed his words but yeah very muddled

    • @nuck-
      @nuck- 4 роки тому +25

      He definitely has the brain of a child... What a mess that pitch was...

    • @robertblack3867
      @robertblack3867 4 роки тому

      @@uthred69 yeah and so is explaination

    • @abdur3662
      @abdur3662 4 роки тому +9

      @@nuck- how does he have the brain of a child? Cause of confidence, dedication, and commitment to succeed more than the average person?

    • @dave101t
      @dave101t 4 роки тому +8

      @@uthred69 he wasn't as 'pacific' as he could 'ov' been.

  • @BewleyUK9
    @BewleyUK9 4 роки тому +476

    Some of my favorite quotes:
    - I'm an evolved dragon.
    - Every Tom, Dick and Harry.
    - I licked the desk.

  • @frankmcgonagle6143
    @frankmcgonagle6143 Рік тому +9

    This is probably the 100th time I'm watching this episode. I'll come back again and watch it whenever I need to be entertained 😂

    • @Kazokaslt
      @Kazokaslt 8 місяців тому +1

      Imagine I am watching this first time and I can emphasise how blessed I am ❤😂

    • @frankmcgonagle6143
      @frankmcgonagle6143 8 місяців тому

      @@Kazokaslt 😂😂😂

  • @KinnArchimedes
    @KinnArchimedes 6 місяців тому +3

    "I'll be honest with you, I didn't even look at it" 😂

  • @geoffn54
    @geoffn54 4 роки тому +1510

    This guy is scary. He's completely lost track with reality.

    • @dzehliono8320
      @dzehliono8320 4 роки тому +36

      geoff N he’s not scary. He’s just hard to look at

    • @FunkSoulBrother7
      @FunkSoulBrother7 4 роки тому +22

      Imagine working with this guy.

    • @lottie5853
      @lottie5853 4 роки тому +5

      He made millions though , company was brought of him for 90 million

    • @petalespue
      @petalespue 4 роки тому +49

      @@lottie5853 no it wasn't, all the papers said he "turned down" 90 million and is now driving his gf's car

    • @ChaceBonanno
      @ChaceBonanno 4 роки тому +2

      He's got sales though

  • @Yamezzzz
    @Yamezzzz 4 роки тому +424

    "I licked the desk"
    I think he was trying to make sure that last little bit of cocaine scraped on the desk didn't go to waste.

    • @TheMissKizmet
      @TheMissKizmet 4 роки тому +7

      JamesTavRule 😂😂😂🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼😂😂😂

    • @grantswan8525
      @grantswan8525 4 роки тому +2

      think he is mentally ill

    • @paulhope3401
      @paulhope3401 4 роки тому +6

      I was thinking 'total cokehead' as well... interesting that you got that exact same vibe.

    • @stevenrose819
      @stevenrose819 4 роки тому +2

      He looks like he may be on a bit of comedown like I was thinking that

    • @StephanBranczyk
      @StephanBranczyk 4 роки тому +3

      @@paulhope3401, I was thinking steroids myself. It could be a combination of both coke and steroids.

  • @xuenart
    @xuenart Рік тому +3

    "They feared my dominance...im a bigger dragon...."
    Oh mai...over the topppp

  • @alexeiutgoff7955
    @alexeiutgoff7955 Рік тому +13

    "Have you ever met someone before that wants to be a billionaire?"
    Well yes... Everyone.

  • @timberry4709
    @timberry4709 2 роки тому +1277

    "They feared my dominance."
    Dunning-Kruger is a hell of a drug.

    • @BEBAY
      @BEBAY 2 роки тому +20

      The likes are from people who actually heard or know of this “effect”.

    • @SciFiSamurai1701
      @SciFiSamurai1701 2 роки тому +9

      I burst out laughing at this. Nicely done.

    • @Senior-Donjusticia
      @Senior-Donjusticia 2 роки тому +44

      I have no experience with this Dunning-Kruger drug, but I can tell you that I am one of the foremost experts on this subject!

    • @EdBleedsBlue
      @EdBleedsBlue 2 роки тому +4

      @@Senior-Donjusticia jaja

    • @sjsjsjsjd1807
      @sjsjsjsjd1807 2 роки тому +1

      Dunning Kruger had been disproved

  • @texanplayer7651
    @texanplayer7651 4 роки тому +2102

    This guy is the typical person who wants to prove he's an alpha. That's called inferiority complex.

    • @Dbjjr26
      @Dbjjr26 4 роки тому +1

      Could be true

    • @misterJ420
      @misterJ420 4 роки тому +8

      Pretty much

    • @joeevans6927
      @joeevans6927 4 роки тому +62

      Exactly! He comes off looking and sounding like he gets permission from his girlfriends boyfriend to have a piss.

    • @REVRAC74
      @REVRAC74 4 роки тому +24

      LOL true, he stunk of beta male the moment he started speaking. Trying far too hard to prove he's someone because he's sold a few snacks when that isn't his objective when looking for an investment in his startup. Also, the Aya Napa bit gave it away & don't get me started on that they're scared of me, evolved dragon thing, dude is straight-up restraining order tackle >)

    • @DDuMas
      @DDuMas 4 роки тому +27

      Yep, a fake alpha. A real alpha just is, they don't have to act it and people just like them and gravitate to them, which is why they're an alpha, a leader. A fake alpha throws their weight around and acts the bully.

  • @iansmith9125
    @iansmith9125 7 місяців тому +6

    Call centre manager gone insane.

  • @medupemokone8503
    @medupemokone8503 Рік тому +8

    I did not think for one second that I would be soo entertained from this show🤣

  • @insertname1014
    @insertname1014 3 роки тому +851

    Licking that desk in his kitchen was what started Coronavirus.

  • @lolnickfox
    @lolnickfox 3 роки тому +2132

    As an American making my way through all of these Dragon's Den clips, this one is, by far, my favorite so far. HAVE YOU EVER MET SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO BE A BILLIONAIRE?!

    • @KSGomez88
      @KSGomez88 2 роки тому +42

      I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!!

    • @ArcaneAnouki
      @ArcaneAnouki 2 роки тому +88

      "We'll meet again." 😌
      🤡

    • @ChaseEverything
      @ChaseEverything 2 роки тому +90

      You missed the bit "have you ever met someone who wants to be that ambitious and '*he wants to be free from life*' and be a billionaire" 🤣🤣

    • @SekaiNoGaijin
      @SekaiNoGaijin 2 роки тому +74

      People are watching these from all over the world. Why Americans and only Americans always announcing their country of origin in the comments? What value or direction does it add to their comments? What is the logic behind it?

    • @xavier01110
      @xavier01110 2 роки тому +36

      @@SekaiNoGaijin he's an American you know what their kind are like they always want to be the centre of attention

  • @mikeyswift2010
    @mikeyswift2010 Рік тому +12

    Nice to know that this company will cater to my Pacific needs. Been needing a new skim board for a long time.

  • @choolakejinendra9652
    @choolakejinendra9652 Рік тому +8

    They should make a series where Deborah do investigations like CSI but in businesses.

  • @anonony9081
    @anonony9081 4 роки тому +465

    "I need $20 million to be happy, $2million isn't enough" this is the kind of thinking that kills so many entrepreneurs. They aren't satisfied running a small-medium company that is profitable, they have to try and be the next amazon or microsoft and it kills them

    • @RustyClappers
      @RustyClappers 4 роки тому +10

      He turned down 90M pounds for it

    • @richardcrooks6713
      @richardcrooks6713 4 роки тому +68

      @@RustyClappers, he claims he turned down 90 million pounds for it, there's no independent confirmation of that though, and I wouldn't take his word for it.

    • @jayaz9113
      @jayaz9113 4 роки тому

      exactly!!

    • @sushimamba4281
      @sushimamba4281 4 роки тому +20

      @@RustyClappers Just like he had the trademark approved in writing. I don't believe anything this guy says.

    • @StephanBranczyk
      @StephanBranczyk 4 роки тому +9

      @@RustyClappers , No, the 90 million was a lie.

  • @DanteVaccino
    @DanteVaccino 4 роки тому +2471

    This guy didnt wash for four days because hes so busy, but he handles food?
    Ew

    • @davidmg1925
      @davidmg1925 4 роки тому +22

      haha
      nice one

    • @hasanqadan6079
      @hasanqadan6079 4 роки тому +13

      Danny Butler that’s what I was thinking

    • @marksmales2204
      @marksmales2204 4 роки тому +11

      I know right! Health & Safety!.

    • @sexyhomeowner9345
      @sexyhomeowner9345 4 роки тому +7

      As long as his hands were clean and he was in whites then it is not really a problem.

    • @DanteVaccino
      @DanteVaccino 4 роки тому +10

      @Redblade Kind of unsettling really 🤢

  • @SM-pr1qt
    @SM-pr1qt 2 роки тому +22

    I love Deborah’s honesty in every episode!

  • @user-eo7qi2kf7d
    @user-eo7qi2kf7d 6 місяців тому +5

    "I'm an evolved dragon"
    Call me Super Mega Ultra Dragon

  • @mrbabajidee3133
    @mrbabajidee3133 4 роки тому +720

    Marco: Me and my gf
    Debra: Does she know that?
    Marco: She does yea I've got the Trademark for her

    • @hamedamini2519
      @hamedamini2519 4 роки тому +2

      witty d 😂😂😂😂

    • @Brickcellent
      @Brickcellent 4 роки тому +2

      You literally just copied someone elses comment...

    • @andreapasqua8639
      @andreapasqua8639 4 роки тому +2

      He probably marked her alright. In a furry role play sense.

    • @MindSetReset
      @MindSetReset 4 роки тому +1

      🙌🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Lutfur12345
      @Lutfur12345 4 роки тому +5

      @@Brickcellent it's alright they've got this comment trademarked

  • @jeremyedowd
    @jeremyedowd 3 роки тому +1551

    I rather enjoy how Deborah examines documents instead of taking entrepreneurs' words for it.

    • @Smithjones12
      @Smithjones12 3 роки тому +56

      Anyone who watches DD knows you should have the paperwork in place.
      Some people go for the throat Deborah goes for the paperwork 😍😍

    • @dianakosianka5344
      @dianakosianka5344 2 роки тому +16

      She seems like a very smart woman who always does her research

    • @brennanmcgeoghan1761
      @brennanmcgeoghan1761 2 роки тому +19

      Shes like a bloodhound and I love it.

    • @huskiehuskerson5300
      @huskiehuskerson5300 2 роки тому +1

      *Entrepreneur's 's'sss

    • @StarMama90
      @StarMama90 2 роки тому +22

      She had a gut feeling, and it was obviously right. She clearly has a great BS radar equipped.

  • @austinmc12
    @austinmc12 7 місяців тому +7

    BRO SAID IM A EVOLVED DRAGON I CANT 😭

  • @SilverMist0121
    @SilverMist0121 Рік тому +2

    Sales are down by 80 per cent and I’ve had to sell my house and my car.
    “I’ve even started selling cheap raw meat to get customers back and get my cash flow going.
    “I’m really gutted. I’m driving a Smart car but it’s not a joke."
    🤣

  • @kickstart7712
    @kickstart7712 2 роки тому +1067

    They were looking for "I passed a health inspection" and he hit them with "I licked a desk" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I want to meet the girl that's willing to live in a car with this guy

    • @lNappa
      @lNappa 2 роки тому +22

      LOOOOOL that finished me

    • @zubaabbas
      @zubaabbas Рік тому +32

      you can't ... because ..... she died. while the evolved dragon was licking desks ...she suffocated to death in an over heated locked car that she couldn't get out of because the faulty doors only open from the outside. (attention: this was a joke, didn't really happen. i thought it was obvious, lol. sorry)

    • @kickstart7712
      @kickstart7712 Рік тому

      @@zubaabbas yo, is that for real?? A quick Google did not verify

    • @zubaabbas
      @zubaabbas Рік тому +3

      @@kickstart7712 no, sorry. read my update

    • @Currie01
      @Currie01 Рік тому +6

      He also doesn't wash

  • @siyamjwara6305
    @siyamjwara6305 3 роки тому +855

    this guy must stop listening to motivational speakers, and start being technical about entrepreneurship

    • @ibrahimsankoh7509
      @ibrahimsankoh7509 Рік тому

      😆😆😆

    • @lucyw.7597
      @lucyw.7597 Рік тому +15

      Absolutely! He's one of those salesman types who stands in front of the mirror every morning doing affirmations on how great he is!

    • @MarufHossain-ft5iv
      @MarufHossain-ft5iv Рік тому

      Saw in news he is worth 90 million. His business succeeded.

    • @TBEASTchannel
      @TBEASTchannel Рік тому +3

      @@MarufHossain-ft5iv I’ve just checked and it’s incorrect, he was offered £90million but he turned it down, he had to sell his car & home to stay afloat, it’s proper sad & hope he bounces back 😞

    • @shutupntakemymoni
      @shutupntakemymoni Рік тому +2

      @@TBEASTchannel Wouldn't be surprise if he pulled that "90 million deal" bs out of his rear though. So many red flags about his claims.

  • @benbastianiartmusic1421
    @benbastianiartmusic1421 Рік тому +4

    'Have you ever met someone who wants to be a billionaire?'
    Erm... probably 99% of people?

  • @SeanAEHegarty1984
    @SeanAEHegarty1984 Рік тому +20

    “I’m an evolved dragon. It’s a powerful mindset that I’ve got, knowing that I’m an evolution of what they are”
    That was probably the greatest and most ridiculous statement I’ve ever heard in the Den 😂😂

    • @giantboop5189
      @giantboop5189 Рік тому

      Marco was on the Andrew Tate mindset before it was popular

  • @pdmore123
    @pdmore123 4 роки тому +517

    I bet the paper said “dis iz marcoz trdmrk” written in crayons

    • @iDehq
      @iDehq 3 роки тому +8

      deserves more likes

    • @yamm7435
      @yamm7435 3 роки тому +8

      Deserves to be 'PINNED' by Channel owner.

    • @pdmore123
      @pdmore123 3 роки тому +2

      @@yamm7435 hahaha thank you sir

    • @pdmore123
      @pdmore123 3 роки тому

      @@iDehq 😆😆

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean 3 роки тому +2

      I legit choked on my tea 😂

  • @bonjey1
    @bonjey1 4 роки тому +931

    I think he's been watching too many motivational videos on UA-cam.

    • @TVkeyse
      @TVkeyse 4 роки тому

      khulafa e rashideen 😂😂

    • @Whoami1645
      @Whoami1645 4 роки тому

      🤣🤣

    • @tangoz811
      @tangoz811 4 роки тому +12

      8 think its the effect of the progains he ate before going in

    • @amberlance3221
      @amberlance3221 4 роки тому +6

      "Just DO IT!"

    • @ramothegreat2583
      @ramothegreat2583 4 роки тому

      Exactly what I said 😂

  • @peaty32
    @peaty32 Рік тому +7

    I work in tech sales, and its exactly these kinds of guys - loud, brash and obnoxious - that are revered and respected.
    Why? "Because he's not afraid to be speaking his mind."
    We need to stop idolizing dicks.

  • @ryanjones3743
    @ryanjones3743 Рік тому +7

    The guy had to sell his house and car a year later

  • @jakeso7737
    @jakeso7737 4 роки тому +278

    He reminds me of this kid from school who just wouldn’t shut up when the teacher was telling him off 🤣🤣

    • @jakeso7737
      @jakeso7737 4 роки тому +1

      Tai Chi Tube it’s not that deep fella.

    • @nifralo2752
      @nifralo2752 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah if you don't like free speech go to Syria or China

    • @killerbee8892
      @killerbee8892 4 роки тому +8

      Tai Chi Tube but you can make them leave your classroom/conference room.

    • @pomegranateemporium
      @pomegranateemporium 4 роки тому +2

      Omg this is so accurate 😂

    • @BabyYoda420
      @BabyYoda420 4 роки тому

      Facts hahahahaha

  • @martinsteward38
    @martinsteward38 4 роки тому +482

    by the size of his pupils he obviously had a line before hand to give him a sharp business edge lol

    • @optimusprime4090
      @optimusprime4090 4 роки тому +11

      Or a bigger ego than alan sugar XD

    • @jasoncorr4619
      @jasoncorr4619 4 роки тому +14

      That’s what I was thinking too hahah. He’s been on the gear before this. Probably still had a gram in his pocket

    • @yournanontoast6180
      @yournanontoast6180 4 роки тому +8

      martin smith that kept him up for the four days

    • @xTheBossRules
      @xTheBossRules 4 роки тому +11

      That's how he does his 36 hour shifts

    • @MrJamberee
      @MrJamberee 4 роки тому +5

      He’s a mental case. Can’t imagine trying to ask him how my investment is going.

  • @smehmet21
    @smehmet21 Рік тому +5

    Whenever I need to smile I watch this! Pure comedy gold!

  • @saragentry7757
    @saragentry7757 2 роки тому +4

    He has grandiose ideas. Scary how he stated, we'll meet again. If I was every person on that show,I would get a restraining order. Something doesn't sit right with me about him.

  • @cyanidepanda
    @cyanidepanda 4 роки тому +238

    "I'm a bigger dragon"
    "I'm an evolution of what they are"
    He says after begging for money unsuccessfully

    • @achancery10
      @achancery10 4 роки тому +1

      He definitely didn’t beg. He asked for investment

    • @emmidiallo2154
      @emmidiallo2154 4 роки тому +6

      LadyGaGa is hot Asking is not the same as begging

    • @Akmak
      @Akmak 4 роки тому

      erm his renamed company is now worth 90+ million lol so stfu

    • @boomerhgt
      @boomerhgt 4 роки тому

      Akmak Did he fuck he's back in his car

    • @itemushmush
      @itemushmush 4 роки тому +3

      @@Akmak lol hi marco

  • @lowrytv6736
    @lowrytv6736 3 роки тому +284

    The type of guy who is in a bar and when somebody bumps into them accidentally they say ''watch it bro or you'll be leaving here in an ambulance''

    • @donalmulvey8743
      @donalmulvey8743 3 роки тому +12

      Had that and worse one night, bumped into a girl in a packed nightclub....apologised profusely and she was like, its ok no problem....all smiles and about to move on past eack other. Her boyfriend sucker punches me and attempts to beat the crap out of me.....I just comtained him till he ran out of swinging steam, had so many opportunities to knock him senseless, he had no guard up. I just made suck he punched air till he tired out. Guess what one and only country’s men act like that? England obviously and specifically.

    • @TheSteven123321bbgbg
      @TheSteven123321bbgbg 3 роки тому +11

      @@donalmulvey8743 😂😂😂😂 so many opportunities to knock him senseless ... course you did mate. Liar

    • @andylumsden9863
      @andylumsden9863 3 роки тому +1

      @@TheSteven123321bbgbg 😂😂

    • @janesmith5665
      @janesmith5665 3 роки тому +1

      @@donalmulvey8743 So he was still swinging but had no guard up. Hoookay

    • @RaiderDave-xe1pn
      @RaiderDave-xe1pn 3 роки тому +11

      @@donalmulvey8743 I reckon the real story is that thought you could touch up a woman in a nightclub and get away with it, she told her boyfriend who gave you a beating in return, On the way home to your bedsit you probably rewrote the story in your head where you came out on top. Kinda sad really.

  • @stevetaylor6995
    @stevetaylor6995 4 місяці тому +1

    The confidence with which he used the 'word' "pacifically" at 2:11 had me.

  • @Stuitercactus
    @Stuitercactus Рік тому +1

    This is the best one i have seen yet.