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My dad used to work at the airport, and his #1 advise was to check your baggage tags as soon as they give them to you, before you just let them take it. This will prevent most cases of missing luggage, unless you said something stupid to him and he explicitly sends it to the other side of the country.
And this is why I always made sure to get the custom baggage tag and print out my name and address via computer printer. Just in case it did get lost on my vacation, it should make it back to me eventually. Not to mention, ain't nobody else claiming the pink leopard spotted suitcase with Japanese band name sew on patches, a pokèball zipper pull, and the little mermaid baggage tag. I would get stopped by security, but I never lost my bag.
Haven’t seen this channel in 4 years and saw the name written on a old piece of paper and like I summoned an Ancient power the nostalgia hit me like a 80 pound keg, I’ve missed these so god damn much. Keep on keeping on G&B, you’re a national treasure
There should be another rule: When disembarking the plane, if you are unable to gather all your crap and begin moving forward in less than 5 seconds then wait for everyone else to disembark before you stand up.
Rui Apóstolo if thats the case and we know we have a limited time to get to our connecting flight we limit ourselves to a carry on the side of a purse with just the essentials like phones,wallet and passport and merge with a moving line as soon asap
I know your pain. No please no thank you and they pick stuff up to just place in an area you will have to scour to find. With the idea of "that's their job". Customers can be real dicks so yeah, that video needs to be made.
that last bit brought back memories. JetBlue to Orlando. I set down, pop in my headphones and turn on the TV. the PA system cuts in after about half an hour "This is your captain, we hope you are enjoying your tour of JFK Airport" I was so engrossed in the TV I didn't even realize we were still on the ground.
I heard an argument that I found realy interesting, here it is: If you seat in the emergency door, and by any chance you have to operate it, in fact you are working for the company, therefore you should be paid for it, not charged more money
I had the luck sitting there as I did not book a specific seat in advance (I was a rookie concerning air-travel 5 years ago). So the last night before my flight I checked to see if there were anomalies, and saw this message-dialog: 'As all regular seats are already booked, you can only pick emergency-door seats, but these have now been lowered to the price of a regular economy seat but provide extra room for your legs' Than booked a window seat and found out (on seatguru) that I had 'THE Window Seat', with a view on the engine, wing and what-nots. Didn't mind the extra legroom: I'm not tall (to Dutch standards that is) at 170 centimeters, but I was surprised how little space between the seats there was on a DUTCH plane... (KLM)
I sat next to a little boy who kept on asking me what I was doing on my laptop, pulling my hair, and punching me spilling things in me and throwing stuff at me. Then, I got a cramp for the 24 hour flight to Moscow. Then, The airport lost 2 of my bags. I hate planes.
To all the folks who think Fafa overlooked trains or buses as ways to get to the airport, in the US that is rarely an option. Our airports tend to be well outside the cities they serve, often beyond the reach of normal public transit. Although some are served by dedicated transit lines, the feeling among transit planners is that service to the airport will only be used by airport employees, and few airports employ enough people to be worth it. Riding a bus or transit train with a bag of groceries is awkward enough, I'd hate to try it with a couple of pieces of luggage. So, our transit wasn't designed to serve travelers, and our travel centers weren't designed to be accessible to transit. And you'll notice that "taxi" was near the bottom of the list. From JFK to any destination in Manhattan is ... $52.80 plus tolls, according to the Taxi & Limousine Commission's site. Ranks just slightly above driving yourself: parking is $18 for the first day, $8 for every 8 hours thereafter.
I took a train once to the airport. Half-way through the train ride, they told us the rest of the route would be cancelled due to lack of conductor for the second half. There was mild panic, but we still made our flight. Apparently trains being cancelled is not unusual in that country!
@BK UK. We were taking a train from Edinburgh to Manchester airport. Everyone on the train was trying to catch a flight. Thankfully the locals helped us out with which train to switch to. We ran through the airport, but thankfully our flight was also delayed.
Funny how that is the other way round in the Netherlands at Schiphol: Trains have their platform-exits right underneath the main-hall where stairways and escalators to departures and arrivals are as well, and buses are right at the front of the main hall. Since a number of years, the airport-area is served by two circle-lines that run every 8 minutes (that is 8 minutes for every direction, not in total) and pass a large number of parking-areas, with two of 'em being airport-personnel parking only: they just don't WANT you to get to the airport by car at all and want you to park the car at one of the personnel-parkings, to just take the bus to the main terminal from there (from those parkings, it's just 8 to 10 minutes or so) When you are airport-personnel (or airline-personnel) you get a special pass that enables you to park at those parkings, but also enables you free travel on all Schipol-area buses. Even if you are not strictly airport personnel or airline-personnel, but work at a company in the direct surroundings, you can still get that special pass (I have it and consider it my lifeline to get to work right at the other side of airport) It saves me 100 euro per month on transit costs, which is good as the train-subscription I also need is already expensive at 120 euro/month). But this is all down to the compact-ness of the area: if there would not be mass-transit available, the whole area would come to a grinding halt. Riding a bus or train with a bag of groceries isn't awkward, you guys aren't used enough to it ;) With luggage is a different story, but especially the buses accomodate enough space to store them and if you take the free shuttle-services to the hotels in the areas around the airport, you'll even get special racks to stow them in. Trains are a bit of a different story, with the regular trains completely lacking enough storage-space for larger pieces of luggage. But even so tourists take the train to the airport in numbers. Taxis are very expensive (an American colleague at work took one during a bus-strike, and had to pay 37 euro for a 10-11 kilometer route...)
There can never be too many blogs on airline etiquette. One tip I wish you guys addressed: if you have two carry-ons, one goes in the overhead bin, the other goes under the seat. Thank you bozos who put both bags in the bins, filling all of them up, forcing me to check my carry-on which got left behind at Denver Airport.... But I digress. This is a G&B video, making it the best airline etiquette blog on the internet.
The most important part of airplane etiquette is the armrest rule: "Window gets an armrest and a wall. Middle gets two armrests. Aisle gets an armrest and a little bit of extra leg room." (Jim Jefferies, speaking of comedians with airplane jokes)
Derpy Dan Airport security is a sham, most terrorists are smart enough to not use the same venue of attack twice. It's a complete waste of money and time and ruins what should be a relatively straight forward method of transportation.
And I'd rather focus on real security instead of trying to convince myself that 'throwing shit at the wall, and hoping some of it sticks' is a vlid tactic.
My philosophy while participating in air travel is to just enjoy it all. I just follow all these tips and enjoy the ride. Heck, I actually think the flying part is the most fun out of any of my trips.
You guys should really do a sidewalk manners in nyc. Don't stop in the middle of an intersection with a crowd of people behind you to show your group this cute top you just bought. Step to the side of the main walkway to check your phone. Don't stop and carry on a conversation in the middle of a busy sidewalk. Love the videos!
Left out the people that stand right up on the belt waiting for their bag, and when you see your bag, you gotta climb over them to get it. That's comedy gold.
Lmao johnnys joke at the end, suuuure this was definitely going to be transformed into a kids channel. Hope you guys made some money along the way, thanks for all the laughs 😭
You forget that in a row of 3 seats, the window seat get the side to lean his head to, the aisle seat has extra leg space, and the middle seat HAS BOTH ARM RESTS
You forgot when that person spends 25 minutes getting their bag out of the overhead compartment, because it was too big to fit in the compartment in the first place and now it's stuck. That person has to stand in the middle of the isle ensuring you can't get by and get off the plane.
If there's a hot girl next to you, don't look at her, don't talk to her, don't give her the armrest, and fart proudly. It's your big chance to take a little back for men everywhere. You aren't going to get her anyway.
It don't matter in my world. I'm a corporate traveler on the road 40 weeks a year (minimum), so I'm in a different airport every week. Hot, ugly, annoying, chatty, never take your headphones out, whatever... If I'm bored, I'll talk to you, hopefully you've had an interesting life or are off to do something cool... When it comes to women, I know you're probably going to call me "interesting" and tell me my job must be "so cool because you get to travel", while having absolutely NO desire to date a guy who will NEVER be there for you... or around you... in fact, good luck trying to remember my name in a month. X-/ That said, life on an airplane sucks enough. It's cramped, it can smell weird, the lighting usually sucks, and the screaming kid might be a couple rows in front or behind, but you're prisoners on the same airbus. Don't make it shitty for the other inmates...
I love your vids guys your Chanel is so under appreciated I always feel like you guys should have at least 1 million subs. Anyway just wanted to post this comment to route you guys on and tell you someone's on your side. Keep up the good work.
Snufkin224 It's a good option in some cities, but unfortunately many don't have very good public transport yet. Also many people live hours away from the nearest airport.
Snufkin224 America tends to have an issue with having lots of space. It's great, since we aren't crowded unless we want to be (New York), but the downside is that public transport like they have in the UK or Japan isn't practical for most cities, much less the country as a whole.
***** I heard Algiers has a subway system, too. So really you should have said "UK, Japan or Algeria." And tell me, if the US are so sparsely populated, how come everybody lives so close to the next airport that they can comfortably take a taxi? More airports than train stations is the only logical explanation that comes to mind.
Penny Lane Actually, that's fairly close to the truth. We do have a lot of airports and many small ones. Remote areas obviously won't have access though via taxi, but any good sized city has some kind of airport nearby or a couple towns over. If you think about it, a bunch of airports makes a lot more sense for travel than a massive train system if your country is huge and spread out. Trains are great too, but only if your destination is a straight shot. Otherwise, you have to go very far out of your way and then still take a Greyhound bus half the time. Trains are generally used more for freight.
As a former NYC resident, I approve. Also want to add to “How to Get to the Airport List”: public transportation, spend as much time on the train and bus as on your flight
Just found this channel. I travel a lot and this is hilarious! In fact, the airlines should be required to show this as part of the safety instruction video before the flight!
As a person who travels more than the average bear I can say this is correct, I as a Jerk do hold up the lines and force people to be late. I also bought 2 seats for me and my ego.
Haha this is classic! God, I have claustrophobia and social anxiety issues... im totally screwed if i ever tried to fly these days. Ugh! I guess I would be like Mr T on the A-Team .. drug me! yikes :/ Love the show Glove and Boots!
and when approaching the x-ray machine, if you see the person 4 in front of you have to take off their shoes, and the person 3 in front have to take off their shoes, and the person 2 in front have to take off their shoes.... TRY TO BE PREPARED TO TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES DUMMY! Personally I empty my trouser pockets into my coat, put my belt in my coat pocket, undo my shoe laces and just them inside whilst in the queue... Then when it's my turn the shoes come off in 2 seconds, coat goes in the x-ray tray, and I'm done. For some reason I seem to be the only person who has managed to work this out!
Preach it brother. I put everything, wallet, phone, keys, etc into my carry on. Slide right through. Then, there is that one idiot....... "Are your pockets empty?" Then they set off the scanner, "oh, You mean this ______?" Aaaaaaaahhhhhhh !
Another annoyance is people who get on the plane, open their carry-ons, and take stuff out of it before they put up. If you need something out of your carry-on, like a book or headphones, take it out before you board. That way, you're not blocking the aisle as people are trying to take their seat.
0:07 thats me when flying stressed, frighten and afraid of heights I'm like this everytime when I'm on a plane I'm not a fan of flying and I'm afraid of heights
This was funny and actually really helpful because I haven't been on an airplane since I was a little kid and Im going to be on an insanely long flight to Europe in a month
0:39 actually there is another option take public transit to the airport (this may be more or less practical depending on the airport but usually I'd put it below getting someone to drive you and above taking a taxi)
Don't forget to tell people that if they are stowing stuff in the overhead bins, to please do it in the bin nearest to their seats. It really sucks when the people in the back of the plane fill up the front bins, just so they don't have to carry their stuff back and forth through the plane, leaving the people closer to the front with no place to put their things. Unless, they want to go all the way to the other end of the plane, bucking aisle traffic getting on and off the plane.
I'd like to add one thing to that list: Shower or clean yourself before you board. You may like your own brand of natural cologne, but everyone else is thinking of locking you in the bathroom after the one with runny tummy has their way. At least they apologized for what happened.
Gonna add this: If you don't have anybody to pick up on the other end and you rented a car:You're gonna wait for a bus to drive you to a rental car place, so you can wait in a line of other people trying to rent cars, then wait in a line of cars from the people who were in front of you in line to drive off the lot.
My dad used to work at the airport, and his #1 advise was to check your baggage tags as soon as they give them to you, before you just let them take it. This will prevent most cases of missing luggage, unless you said something stupid to him and he explicitly sends it to the other side of the country.
Same too.
And this is why I always made sure to get the custom baggage tag and print out my name and address via computer printer.
Just in case it did get lost on my vacation, it should make it back to me eventually.
Not to mention, ain't nobody else claiming the pink leopard spotted suitcase with Japanese band name sew on patches, a pokèball zipper pull, and the little mermaid baggage tag.
I would get stopped by security, but I never lost my bag.
@@trinketsphinx3212 it was 12 minutes ago
Haven’t seen this channel in 4 years and saw the name written on a old piece of paper and like I summoned an Ancient power the nostalgia hit me like a 80 pound keg, I’ve missed these so god damn much. Keep on keeping on G&B, you’re a national treasure
Liam Neeson does have the biggest *whistles* in Hollywood I overheard him once in one of the restrooms at LAX. Boy can he carry a loud tune.
***** Didn't you hear, You're not allowed to whistle!
GregTheLion Fine I'll tap my foot.
***** Don't do it, that's what got Larry Craig in trouble!
And Jenny was PISSED.
Seriously? Somebody got that?
There should be another rule: When disembarking the plane, if you are unable to gather all your crap and begin moving forward in less than 5 seconds then wait for everyone else to disembark before you stand up.
***** my folks and I do the same thing. Let everyone else off then you're free to get your bags with ease
***** I pretty much do the same thing, let everyone clear out first. Much, much easier and less stressful.
So Breezy That is the smart thing to do, unless you have to catch a connection....
Rui Apóstolo if thats the case and we know we have a limited time to get to our connecting flight we limit ourselves to a carry on the side of a purse with just the essentials like phones,wallet and passport and merge with a moving line as soon asap
"as soon ASAP" means "as soon As Soon As Possible"
I love these etiquette videos! Please do one about shopping retail! Apparently common kindness and respect only goes one way for customers...
I know your pain. No please no thank you and they pick stuff up to just place in an area you will have to scour to find. With the idea of "that's their job". Customers can be real dicks so yeah, that video needs to be made.
Or one about going to a theme park like Disney world or universal.
Or looking after babies.
that last bit brought back memories.
JetBlue to Orlando. I set down, pop in my headphones and turn on the TV. the PA system cuts in after about half an hour "This is your captain, we hope you are enjoying your tour of JFK Airport" I was so engrossed in the TV I didn't even realize we were still on the ground.
Johnny T? Automatic thumbs up.
I heard an argument that I found realy interesting, here it is: If you seat in the emergency door, and by any chance you have to operate it, in fact you are working for the company, therefore you should be paid for it, not charged more money
I had the luck sitting there as I did not book a specific seat in advance (I was a rookie concerning air-travel 5 years ago). So the last night before my flight I checked to see if there were anomalies, and saw this message-dialog: 'As all regular seats are already booked, you can only pick emergency-door seats, but these have now been lowered to the price of a regular economy seat but provide extra room for your legs'
Than booked a window seat and found out (on seatguru) that I had 'THE Window Seat', with a view on the engine, wing and what-nots. Didn't mind the extra legroom: I'm not tall (to Dutch standards that is) at 170 centimeters, but I was surprised how little space between the seats there was on a DUTCH plane... (KLM)
"Please don't call me Shirley"
I sat next to a little boy who kept on asking me what I was doing on my laptop, pulling my hair, and punching me spilling things in me and throwing stuff at me. Then, I got a cramp for the 24 hour flight to Moscow. Then, The airport lost 2 of my bags. I hate planes.
+0MuSiC0 AnGeL0 Would of got my seat switched, unless it was full
+Neurofied Yamato Would've*.
i feel so sorry for you
At least Moscow was 'nice'
who the hell voluntarily goes to Moscow
To all the folks who think Fafa overlooked trains or buses as ways to get to the airport, in the US that is rarely an option. Our airports tend to be well outside the cities they serve, often beyond the reach of normal public transit. Although some are served by dedicated transit lines, the feeling among transit planners is that service to the airport will only be used by airport employees, and few airports employ enough people to be worth it.
Riding a bus or transit train with a bag of groceries is awkward enough, I'd hate to try it with a couple of pieces of luggage.
So, our transit wasn't designed to serve travelers, and our travel centers weren't designed to be accessible to transit.
And you'll notice that "taxi" was near the bottom of the list. From JFK to any destination in Manhattan is ... $52.80 plus tolls, according to the Taxi & Limousine Commission's site.
Ranks just slightly above driving yourself: parking is $18 for the first day, $8 for every 8 hours thereafter.
I took a train once to the airport. Half-way through the train ride, they told us the rest of the route would be cancelled due to lack of conductor for the second half. There was mild panic, but we still made our flight. Apparently trains being cancelled is not unusual in that country!
@BK UK. We were taking a train from Edinburgh to Manchester airport. Everyone on the train was trying to catch a flight. Thankfully the locals helped us out with which train to switch to. We ran through the airport, but thankfully our flight was also delayed.
Funny how that is the other way round in the Netherlands at Schiphol: Trains have their platform-exits right underneath the main-hall where stairways and escalators to departures and arrivals are as well, and buses are right at the front of the main hall. Since a number of years, the airport-area is served by two circle-lines that run every 8 minutes (that is 8 minutes for every direction, not in total) and pass a large number of parking-areas, with two of 'em being airport-personnel parking only: they just don't WANT you to get to the airport by car at all and want you to park the car at one of the personnel-parkings, to just take the bus to the main terminal from there (from those parkings, it's just 8 to 10 minutes or so)
When you are airport-personnel (or airline-personnel) you get a special pass that enables you to park at those parkings, but also enables you free travel on all Schipol-area buses. Even if you are not strictly airport personnel or airline-personnel, but work at a company in the direct surroundings, you can still get that special pass (I have it and consider it my lifeline to get to work right at the other side of airport)
It saves me 100 euro per month on transit costs, which is good as the train-subscription I also need is already expensive at 120 euro/month).
But this is all down to the compact-ness of the area: if there would not be mass-transit available, the whole area would come to a grinding halt.
Riding a bus or train with a bag of groceries isn't awkward, you guys aren't used enough to it ;)
With luggage is a different story, but especially the buses accomodate enough space to store them and if you take the free shuttle-services to the hotels in the areas around the airport, you'll even get special racks to stow them in.
Trains are a bit of a different story, with the regular trains completely lacking enough storage-space for larger pieces of luggage. But even so tourists take the train to the airport in numbers. Taxis are very expensive (an American colleague at work took one during a bus-strike, and had to pay 37 euro for a 10-11 kilometer route...)
I'm someone who has traveled using planes a lot during my life. Thank God I never travel alone!
There can never be too many blogs on airline etiquette. One tip I wish you guys addressed: if you have two carry-ons, one goes in the overhead bin, the other goes under the seat. Thank you bozos who put both bags in the bins, filling all of them up, forcing me to check my carry-on which got left behind at Denver Airport.... But I digress. This is a G&B video, making it the best airline etiquette blog on the internet.
Any day Glove and Boots releases a video with Johnny T is a good day.
The most important part of airplane etiquette is the armrest rule: "Window gets an armrest and a wall. Middle gets two armrests. Aisle gets an armrest and a little bit of extra leg room." (Jim Jefferies, speaking of comedians with airplane jokes)
With all the airline incidents going on lately everyone (both airline staff and passengers) needs to watch this video. Seriously!!
The only thing the TSA prevents is an enjoyable flight.
I think I would rather be irked by the TSA than getting blown up by a terrorist. even if things like that rarely happen, better safe than sorry.
Derpy Dan TSA is a security theatre, not a real protection
Derpy Dan Airport security is a sham, most terrorists are smart enough to not use the same venue of attack twice. It's a complete waste of money and time and ruins what should be a relatively straight forward method of transportation.
And I'd rather focus on real security instead of trying to convince myself that 'throwing shit at the wall, and hoping some of it sticks' is a vlid tactic.
Ya got THAT right. It was all I could do not to punch one in the mouth on my last trip. (And “one” is all I’m admitting to). 😡🤬😤
When I'm depressed I just watch these videos. It makes me feel alot better
Exit row seats should be taken by very tall people. Especially on long flights.
My philosophy while participating in air travel is to just enjoy it all. I just follow all these tips and enjoy the ride. Heck, I actually think the flying part is the most fun out of any of my trips.
You guys should really do a sidewalk manners in nyc. Don't stop in the middle of an intersection with a crowd of people behind you to show your group this cute top you just bought. Step to the side of the main walkway to check your phone. Don't stop and carry on a conversation in the middle of a busy sidewalk. Love the videos!
Loved the tribute to Leslie Nielsen of "Airplane" fame. Very classy.
so glad to see Johnny T!! another winner, fellas!!
Flying used to be an exciting event. Now it's right up there with a trip to the dentist.
Classic video, bring old glove and boots back
So relevant! This had me dying. Why did i ever stop watching Glove n Boots?
Left out the people that stand right up on the belt waiting for their bag, and when you see your bag, you gotta climb over them to get it. That's comedy gold.
Lmao johnnys joke at the end, suuuure this was definitely going to be transformed into a kids channel. Hope you guys made some money along the way, thanks for all the laughs 😭
You forgot to mention the arm rests. The person in the middle gets the arm rests on both sides of them because they're stuck in the middle.
Jake Pillsbury they talked about arm rests in there movie theater etiquette video
This is actually good advice for a first time flier to Japan. Thanks!
Great to see Johnny T!
You forget that in a row of 3 seats, the window seat get the side to lean his head to, the aisle seat has extra leg space, and the middle seat HAS BOTH ARM RESTS
You think getting stuck in South Dakota is bad, try being stuck in New York!!!!!
I know right
At least New York isn’t an awful place to be stuck, even if you can’t leave for awhile!
Had fun in South Dakota, in NY i lost my wallet. Not fun.
You forgot when that person spends 25 minutes getting their bag out of the overhead compartment, because it was too big to fit in the compartment in the first place and now it's stuck. That person has to stand in the middle of the isle ensuring you can't get by and get off the plane.
"What? I can't whistle?"
This are so funny. The part where it's like everyone in the entire airport goes on break exactly 30minutes before your flight. #dying
More Johnny T's with his advice on New York!!
If there's a hot girl next to you, don't look at her, don't talk to her, don't give her the armrest, and fart proudly. It's your big chance to take a little back for men everywhere.
You aren't going to get her anyway.
Halide Right. Because as a man, the most important thing in the world to me is whether I have a date on Valentine's Day. Ridiculous.
Lol so true
+Halide yea well if she takes offense to that then she shouldn't have been born with two X chromosomes
I kind of just act normal in front of anyone I sit next to. I'm not a dick.
It don't matter in my world. I'm a corporate traveler on the road 40 weeks a year (minimum), so I'm in a different airport every week.
Hot, ugly, annoying, chatty, never take your headphones out, whatever... If I'm bored, I'll talk to you, hopefully you've had an interesting life or are off to do something cool... When it comes to women, I know you're probably going to call me "interesting" and tell me my job must be "so cool because you get to travel", while having absolutely NO desire to date a guy who will NEVER be there for you... or around you... in fact, good luck trying to remember my name in a month. X-/
That said, life on an airplane sucks enough. It's cramped, it can smell weird, the lighting usually sucks, and the screaming kid might be a couple rows in front or behind, but you're prisoners on the same airbus. Don't make it shitty for the other inmates...
Sometimes I think this channel is secretly just a way to advertise movies.
But can you fly me to the moon?
2015 and some people don't know how to edit comments.It's really not hard.
There is a comma needed somewhere in your comment.
Mr.Pat edi ted.
Only if you can play among the stars
The first person
"There's no stew in my draws." I died.
Due to a snowstorm in Norway, this flight from Atlanta to Vegas will be delayed another 5 hours. Thank you for choosing Delta airlines!
Zimbabwe is awesome love the nature and the people and backpacking lodges.
"Flying is the safest, fastest way to travel!"
Plane proceeds to run out of fuel.
I love Glove and Boots "Etiquette" Videos! they're so funny :D
This videos has so many true things in it
2:43 Hey, The Annoying Orange called. He said he wants his music back.
It's royalty free music. The annoying orange doesn't own it, nor do they.
Red18tiger now THAT was crispy!
Red18tiger Yep
Crispy Toast Holy shit! Did I just watch a person publically admit to watching The Annoying Orange? Wow...
+Crispy Toast God called, he wants you to stop dissappointing him by watching shitty youtubers.
Anyone here in 2024? lol I love their channel. Ever sense I was a kid.
Right here
@@jakehoey3124 YOOOOO
What no beat up anyone trying to enter the cockpit in mid flight?
I love the pun at 5:15.
This one still cracks me up. And the last bit esp. :D
Miss you guys!
I love your vids guys your Chanel is so under appreciated I always feel like you guys should have at least 1 million subs. Anyway just wanted to post this comment to route you guys on and tell you someone's on your side. Keep up the good work.
It's cool flying at night that is when you can see stars ✨
The city lights below are also beautiful
I love the Leslie Nielsen/Airplane touch here.
My entire Spring Break summarised in 5 minutes...
coryman125 Summarized
@@byronchavarria4954 Summarised is correct, it's just less common in the States :)
Public transport to airport? No? Murica?
Snufkin224 It's a good option in some cities, but unfortunately many don't have very good public transport yet. Also many people live hours away from the nearest airport.
Snufkin224 It is the choice option in Chicago, assuming you are in the city. From the suburbs however, yeah a car is involved.
Snufkin224 America tends to have an issue with having lots of space. It's great, since we aren't crowded unless we want to be (New York), but the downside is that public transport like they have in the UK or Japan isn't practical for most cities, much less the country as a whole.
***** I heard Algiers has a subway system, too. So really you should have said "UK, Japan or Algeria."
And tell me, if the US are so sparsely populated, how come everybody lives so close to the next airport that they can comfortably take a taxi? More airports than train stations is the only logical explanation that comes to mind.
Penny Lane Actually, that's fairly close to the truth. We do have a lot of airports and many small ones. Remote areas obviously won't have access though via taxi, but any good sized city has some kind of airport nearby or a couple towns over.
If you think about it, a bunch of airports makes a lot more sense for travel than a massive train system if your country is huge and spread out.
Trains are great too, but only if your destination is a straight shot. Otherwise, you have to go very far out of your way and then still take a Greyhound bus half the time.
Trains are generally used more for freight.
As a former NYC resident, I approve. Also want to add to “How to Get to the Airport List”: public transportation, spend as much time on the train and bus as on your flight
You gotta love Johnny T
This is so useful!! I'm tripping to The Rome with my class in half year. I've never been at an airport before.
Just found this channel. I travel a lot and this is hilarious! In fact, the airlines should be required to show this as part of the safety instruction video before the flight!
As a person who travels more than the average bear I can say this is correct, I as a Jerk do hold up the lines and force people to be late. I also bought 2 seats for me and my ego.
Missed u guys so much
This video should be shown before people even think about flying. Wow. So much info.
I wanna watch this video play on a television screen at my nearest airport
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welecome to the new season Mr. Johnny T!
Fafa & mario are awesome !
Can’t believe I learned how airlines work thanks to a Red Smurf and a… Bear…
Haha this is classic! God, I have claustrophobia and social anxiety issues... im totally screwed if i ever tried to fly these days. Ugh! I guess I would be like Mr T on the A-Team .. drug me! yikes :/ Love the show Glove and Boots!
Love you guys very funny and informative. Keep up the good work
I miss you guys
That tall guy in the picture at 2:55 wishing death on the reclining girl? Yeah that describes me perfectly. I despise reclining seats.
You don't always have to wait for your bag. If you only carry one and it's within the dimensions they allow, you can take it with you.
I love you guys. Yall are fresh and funny and we need that. MORE VIDEOS !!! But keep the quality ;)
I survived my first solo flight last week :D
congrats
good 4 u
wow, congrats
Did you found any pokemons on the way? haha
i've seen you on DA
If they ever lose my luggage, I'm putting a tag on my suitcase that has a phone number to contact.
Definitely better than the kids stuff so far. I miss this.
1:40, "Jerks!" LOL!!!!
Gonna be on my first flight tonight, and I thought this would be the perfect instructional video to watch.
Totally expected an Airplane clip from the picture frame. Call me pleasantly surprised.
I came back to the good stuff
"What, I can't whistle?" lol Adult humor disguised so a kid wouldn't understand is the best way to go.
I just wanna' tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.
As a former South Dakota resident I WISH there was a layover there to Maui. :-D
and when approaching the x-ray machine, if you see the person 4 in front of you have to take off their shoes, and the person 3 in front have to take off their shoes, and the person 2 in front have to take off their shoes....
TRY TO BE PREPARED TO TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES DUMMY!
Personally I empty my trouser pockets into my coat, put my belt in my coat pocket, undo my shoe laces and just them inside whilst in the queue... Then when it's my turn the shoes come off in 2 seconds, coat goes in the x-ray tray, and I'm done. For some reason I seem to be the only person who has managed to work this out!
Preach it brother. I put everything, wallet, phone, keys, etc into my carry on. Slide right through. Then, there is that one idiot....... "Are your pockets empty?" Then they set off the scanner, "oh, You mean this ______?"
Aaaaaaaahhhhhhh !
1:22 when you use the unhappy birthday term,use death threats,celebrate someones death etc
Lol the end : if you look to your left, you will see... Uh...... 15 more planes that need to take off before us.
3:45 How dare you? Rush Hour was awesome!
Another annoyance is people who get on the plane, open their carry-ons, and take stuff out of it before they put up. If you need something out of your carry-on, like a book or headphones, take it out before you board. That way, you're not blocking the aisle as people are trying to take their seat.
Fitting that I'm watching this while waiting for my flight to board.
About 80 people on my flight two days ago need to watch this.
0:07 thats me when flying stressed, frighten and afraid of heights
I'm like this everytime when I'm on a plane
I'm not a fan of flying and I'm afraid of heights
Meh, I'll stick with trains.
I like trains.
Giant train comes out of no where
*pheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew*
+TheGamerAdmin asdf reference
Andre Temperatura I already know
ParaspriteHugger BRRRRRRRMMMMMMMM
Me too much less trouble than planes. Even if I wasn't obese I would prefer to use the trains over planes.
As someone who's been taking flights pretty much everywhere this is all very true.
This was funny and actually really helpful because I haven't been on an airplane since I was a little kid and Im going to be on an insanely long flight to Europe in a month
You guys are funny. :D You've got my sub. XD
0:39 actually there is another option take public transit to the airport (this may be more or less practical depending on the airport but usually I'd put it below getting someone to drive you and above taking a taxi)
Don't forget to tell people that if they are stowing stuff in the overhead bins, to please do it in the bin nearest to their seats. It really sucks when the people in the back of the plane fill up the front bins, just so they don't have to carry their stuff back and forth through the plane, leaving the people closer to the front with no place to put their things. Unless, they want to go all the way to the other end of the plane, bucking aisle traffic getting on and off the plane.
I'd like to add one thing to that list: Shower or clean yourself before you board. You may like your own brand of natural cologne, but everyone else is thinking of locking you in the bathroom after the one with runny tummy has their way. At least they apologized for what happened.
Gonna add this:
If you don't have anybody to pick up on the other end and you rented a car:You're gonna wait for a bus to drive you to a rental car place, so you can wait in a line of other people trying to rent cars, then wait in a line of cars from the people who were in front of you in line to drive off the lot.