The Most Disgraceful Thing in Speedrunning

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  • Опубліковано 29 гру 2024

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  • @DerkDurski
    @DerkDurski 2 роки тому +1035

    love how many times Coney would pause to say something and then the video would immediately address that thing as soon as he unpaused

    • @tylerboone6324
      @tylerboone6324 2 роки тому +1

      facts 😂

    • @pepepillo4653
      @pepepillo4653 2 роки тому +49

      Dang is almost as if Coney prewatch these videos and make a script, i'm gonna investigate that guy

    • @Herecomesdatboi12
      @Herecomesdatboi12 2 роки тому +136

      @@pepepillo4653 React youtuber caught cheating?

    • @Cadoe
      @Cadoe 2 роки тому +1

      @@pepepillo4653 React youtuber caught cheating?

    • @ZawaOnYoutube
      @ZawaOnYoutube 2 роки тому +21

      @@pepepillo4653 Scripting a live stream? That's a new one

  • @Evan-mt7bc
    @Evan-mt7bc 2 роки тому +500

    Did Coney watch how many layers of blindfolds the WR holder for this run has on? That's by far the funniest thing about SM64 blindfolded. The WR holder that wears like 5 different layers of blindfolds

    • @ChiodosBlowsDogs
      @ChiodosBlowsDogs 2 роки тому +111

      I can see why he would though, I wouldn't want anyone trying to say my runs are fake especially when you've put in the time it takes to be #1

  • @gamejitzu
    @gamejitzu 2 роки тому +128

    The most disgraceful thing in speedrunning, having your Bowser throws insulted

  • @StarkMaximum
    @StarkMaximum Рік тому +22

    The best part is that Joey Millie in chat very clearly seems to be a bot, or at _least_ someone copy-pasting stuff into chat without paying attention. Throughout even just this video you can see Joey posting identical messages at random times (primarily "holy fuck james you're so good at blindfolded" or "oh my god how are you doing this"), any time chat slows down a bit he just asks "what's poppin james" (which seems comically ineffective to ask a blindfolded streamer how they're doing), at one point they literally just say "complament" apropos of nothing as if the auto-message system broke, and then Joey does the typical "holy fuck james you're so good how are you doing this" message _during the ending_ long after the streamer has relinquished control of the game.

  • @ElyParrot
    @ElyParrot 2 роки тому +254

    I vote for Coney to do a sort of "Chat plays Coney plays SM64", where he just plays the game with his back to the screen while looking exclusively at his chat TV for directions on what to do. He can try to use audio cues to get through but he might be enticed to trust some people in his chat. I feel like this could be beautiful.

  • @grapplesauce9939
    @grapplesauce9939 2 роки тому +71

    Coney should do a fake blind run where he’s wearing a blindfold he can see through, then just middle of the run pulls down the blindfold, goes 👀 at the screen for a solid 3 seconds, then just pulls it back up.

  • @silvesta5027
    @silvesta5027 2 роки тому +271

    I would 1000% watch Coney do a VERY REAL AND VERY NOT FAKE blindfolded speedrun of Mario 64. That would be absolute gold

  • @NonRandomUser
    @NonRandomUser 2 роки тому +83

    The dude's "apology" video is even "better".

    • @gengarisnotinsmash...
      @gengarisnotinsmash... 2 роки тому +7

      Link? I never saw it.

    • @_-Lx-_
      @_-Lx-_ 2 роки тому +23

      *Turns on camera
      *Fake sigh*
      "I'm sorry you misinterpreted my speedrun, it was a fooni joke, it was just a prank bro"

  • @CEFG100
    @CEFG100 2 роки тому +54

    In case you were still looking for anything redeemable about this guy, he also has bot chatters. There’s a lot of repeat chat messages that are a little too congratulatory. My favorite is the multiple instances of “YOU’RE A GOD!”

  • @LtCdrXander
    @LtCdrXander 2 роки тому +49

    The fact that the dude's bit donation image is Bowsette makes it even more laughable

  • @abbbyyy7
    @abbbyyy7 2 роки тому +76

    as a huge ace attorney fan i have to applaud the editor for specifically using 'frank sawhit' (saw-it) in place of the speedrunner at 14:26 lmao it's so perfect

  • @soulreaper2008
    @soulreaper2008 2 роки тому +162

    Didn't someone literally do that with Hollow Knight? Like going through hitless but he was just invincible lol Don't think he was blindfolded though

    • @onlysmiles4949
      @onlysmiles4949 2 роки тому +33

      Yeah, it was Cotton with Pantheon 5

    • @treedude4246
      @treedude4246 2 роки тому +3

      @@onlysmiles4949 thats so funny

    • @bencegergohocz5988
      @bencegergohocz5988 2 роки тому +7

      @@onlysmiles4949 You fell for it, it was much more than just p5 but he redirected the converation to just that being fake.

  • @Zorua3
    @Zorua3 2 роки тому +37

    17:29 this has actually happened in Hollow Knight’s speed running community. Doing Pantheon 5, a 45-boss gauntlet, without taking damage is easily the most impressive challenge run you can do, but a respected member of the community decided to turn on cheats that just made him invincible and there was a big controversy when people found out.

    • @incidentlyaniguana2193
      @incidentlyaniguana2193 2 роки тому +5

      Yeah it was tough since cotton was really good and it was hard to see the hits due to them being so close to actually doing it. It just feels bad that someone that talented felt the need to do it.

    • @ExaltedUriel
      @ExaltedUriel 2 роки тому +11

      @@incidentlyaniguana2193 As Karl Jobst says, "speedrunners seldom cheat to get a faster time; they cheat to get a time, faster". A lot of times cheaters are people that are more than capable of doing it legitimately, but they've probably spent countless hours grinding out runs trying to do it, and whether it be due to frustrating RNG or requiring nearly inhuman execution, they give up and go "fuck it, I've earned it at this point" and cheat.

  • @katsoupman3218
    @katsoupman3218 2 роки тому +24

    Do a hitless, blindfolded run of Dark souls with barely tinted glasses and god mode. Repeat that you can’t see, you’re dodging everything, and that you have a much faster time because you’re just playing casually

  • @onlysmiles4949
    @onlysmiles4949 2 роки тому +84

    12:40
    The problem is that unless he starts the spin from the same direction and is spinning him at the exact same speed at all times, his thumb won't be in any consistent spot
    Also, ironically, he probably could've at least tried to explain it if he knew about the sound cue

  • @shoopydoopy6062
    @shoopydoopy6062 2 роки тому +24

    back in the heads up 7 up days i would memorize the players shoes and just take a peek at the ground when i get tapped

    • @shiffpup2529
      @shiffpup2529 2 роки тому +4

      If anyone says they never cheated in heads up 7 up, they're lying

    • @simplygarbage9951
      @simplygarbage9951 2 роки тому +3

      @@shiffpup2529 I never cheated, but I also never guessed right lol

    • @cobwebinthecorner
      @cobwebinthecorner Місяць тому +1

      @@shiffpup2529 I never cheated, but everyone always accused me of it, even though I wasn't good at the game at all

  • @bullseye-
    @bullseye- 2 роки тому +8

    This guy also blatantly read the chat when he was questioned about bowser throws and when he went on his humongous explanation and kept bowser there forever, as if this run wasn't dishonest enough.

    • @ItsFireTiger
      @ItsFireTiger 11 місяців тому +2

      There's certain parts cut out of the video, like when he goes back to Bowser 1 about what the cheater said about Bowser isn't in the early part of the video. And also when he answers the people about the Save File or Bowser throws, the person who recorded this run left out a few of those Text to Speech messages by accident guess, but yeah he's not reading chat, he's just answering the audio voice messages that have been cut from the video. Also you never see him get all 16 Stars in the video shown, but yeah he obviously does for his challenge to be finished at the end of the video.

  • @tgvelvet4985
    @tgvelvet4985 2 роки тому +41

    You think people would do that? just go on the internet and tell lies?

  • @rhinuu045
    @rhinuu045 2 роки тому +6

    "HE CAN SMELL THE WOOD" i cant lmao

  • @SaintBoar
    @SaintBoar 2 роки тому +15

    coney reacts off pure muscle memory

  • @SpaceyScarf3083
    @SpaceyScarf3083 2 роки тому +14

    The only thing this guy is missing is pizza and coke

    • @_-Lx-_
      @_-Lx-_ 2 роки тому +2

      Baddabon truly is a speedrunner beyond our Mortal comprehension.

  • @yggdrasilsaltar
    @yggdrasilsaltar 2 роки тому +15

    this blindfold mario 64 video is so funny to watch people react to because seeing multiple people react to how this dude does these stars with various experience with mario 64 is so funny

  • @kyarisan
    @kyarisan Рік тому +1

    "I heard you Goomba, I'm definitely blindfolded and not cheating right now"

  • @CATomic
    @CATomic 2 роки тому +32

    I remember watching the blindfolded speedrun video when it first came out, it was funny how obviously fake it was

  • @gabrielcornejo682
    @gabrielcornejo682 2 роки тому +5

    I just love his "Im sorry" video. It's the WR of fake apollogy videos. Like really he does all the fake strats

  • @isaiahthehobbit
    @isaiahthehobbit 2 роки тому +15

    Baseball rules dude. Please keep doing Baseball stuff its hilarious lol.

  • @angryii5411
    @angryii5411 2 роки тому +3

    Mario baseball OST actively taking dumps all over any alternative. Well done mr editor 👏

  • @byrontheusurper6505
    @byrontheusurper6505 2 роки тому +8

    someone's done the damageless godmode thing in holow knight radiant, I've never played hollow knight but I've watched that video twice now, it is SO good!

  • @saxolotl396
    @saxolotl396 2 роки тому +3

    Cheating in a blindfolded Minecraft speedrun would be hilarious

  • @thisisasupersayin376
    @thisisasupersayin376 2 роки тому +2

    "Blindfolded Shy Guy Bounce is easy"
    "Elaborate on that."
    "no"

  • @nativenight
    @nativenight 2 роки тому +4

    I would definitely watch a fake speed run from Coney. Shit would be gold.

  • @shufflebot9000
    @shufflebot9000 2 роки тому +12

    Coney is such a optimist it hurts sometimes lmaoo

  • @croaker97
    @croaker97 7 місяців тому +2

    Do a “blindfolded” speedrun but leave your webcam off

  • @pennyisdreadful
    @pennyisdreadful 2 роки тому +2

    Thank you for uploading the vods, dad

  • @jds0582
    @jds0582 2 роки тому +5

    this dude was obviously training 40hrs a day

  • @rimthestew254
    @rimthestew254 2 роки тому +2

    that cheater just joined chess tournament for blind people, imagine that

  • @tjtribble.
    @tjtribble. 2 роки тому +3

    Well this came out at an unfortunate time

  • @yacobo4397
    @yacobo4397 2 роки тому +4

    youngest gravy is the columbo of Mario 64 speedruns

  • @boof5928
    @boof5928 2 роки тому +19

    Love the content Coney, Keep it up!

  • @carkol3227
    @carkol3227 2 роки тому +2

    For the slide star you could probably listen to how long the music is b4 you have the 1 turn with out rails and then put on a blindfold and turn at that part, simply made a video learning the first half of the blindfolded run

  • @just_hage8862
    @just_hage8862 2 роки тому +2

    I think coney doing pantheon 5 hit less with an invincibility hack would be hilarious

  • @anthonymann4049
    @anthonymann4049 8 місяців тому +1

    Coney should challenge alpharad to a blind fold run, cheat, and then just troll him for hours

  • @juniper1693
    @juniper1693 2 роки тому +3

    hes fully blindfolded hes just activating his gamer sense (thinking really hard about how much he hates women until the game beats itself)

  • @MorikawaMelodies
    @MorikawaMelodies 2 роки тому +2

    BASEBALL BASEBALL BASEBALL

  • @cristiangranados6292
    @cristiangranados6292 2 роки тому +1

    I've been watching your videos for at least 2 weeks. You definitely deserve more subscribers

  • @acetrainerben
    @acetrainerben 2 роки тому +4

    ahhh it's THIS video... so good.

  • @seankeane769
    @seankeane769 2 роки тому +3

    I would watch a video of coney pretending to not be able to see and do some ridicules speedrun… like a first person shooter that he’s just flicking headshots or something like that and he says something stupid like he could here the shadow of the guy moving on the floor lol

  • @tonii-chan
    @tonii-chan 2 роки тому +1

    The Phoenix Wright edit had me rolling

  • @mikeymcjasper5654
    @mikeymcjasper5654 2 роки тому +8

    Hey dude, you're my favorite speed runner and I've been inspired to start speed running myself. i'd really appreciate it if you could answer some of my questions.
    do u think that yoshi gets embarrassed when he poos out eggs in front of mario??? sorry if this ofends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha. and i would like to know if any of you have any pics of yoshi pooping an egg while he looks nervous or embarrassed i just want to see it for a few laughs haha. another thing i am wondering is what do you think the eggs smell like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell them

  • @frostxd1701
    @frostxd1701 2 роки тому +2

    Baseball posting

  • @tinyrosa2685
    @tinyrosa2685 2 роки тому +2

    says first, gets shot in face

  • @KandiKid87
    @KandiKid87 2 роки тому +3

    YungestGravy is a hero. Lol. ❤️

  • @slonk01
    @slonk01 2 роки тому +3

    Holy shit that ace attorney bit was amazing

  • @SecretRareHoss
    @SecretRareHoss 2 роки тому +1

    Coney if you wanna do this just turn your main monitor "off" but still read chat

  • @bearitoboy
    @bearitoboy 2 роки тому +1

    I can't believe he has only seen this just now

  • @Tiltson
    @Tiltson 2 роки тому +5

    I don't understand at all. He's wearing a blindfold! How could he see? These claims are baseless when you consider this.

    • @snowarmth
      @snowarmth 2 роки тому +1

      Depending on the fabric the blindfold is made of, they can actually be made to be sort of transparent. It's possible for him to be able to see through it despite it completely covering his eyes if its the right fabric. That's why you might hear about blindfolded runners wearing multiple blindfolds, as they overlap and mitigate the effect even if it were transparent.

  • @pamoon_
    @pamoon_ 2 роки тому +2

    I can’t dissociate Super Mario 64 speedruns without Emiru nowadays
    Help

  • @nedcurfman3486
    @nedcurfman3486 2 роки тому +1

    I love watching reacts to this vid. I’m just glad it’s getting the attention it deserves

  • @ja_gar5992
    @ja_gar5992 2 роки тому +1

    Wasn't this video either posted before or from a very old stream or am I just tripping???

  • @cristiangranados6292
    @cristiangranados6292 2 роки тому

    Where is the VOD of this? I want to see the full version

  • @mastermonkey2472
    @mastermonkey2472 2 роки тому +1

    Coney your SM64 was amazing

  • @bruhbridgesburner9831
    @bruhbridgesburner9831 2 роки тому +1

    coney needs to react to the 5 minute super mario bros speedrun

  • @bregghaines1656
    @bregghaines1656 2 роки тому

    I would love a blindfolded speedrun where they just didn’t have a face cam

  • @freep3115
    @freep3115 8 місяців тому

    Imagine using texture setups in a blindfolded run

  • @zinkpopovitch9519
    @zinkpopovitch9519 2 роки тому +3

    I liked that jump

  • @HoodBodega
    @HoodBodega 2 роки тому +1

    Coney the lawyer bruh

  • @cubinel
    @cubinel Рік тому

    Here’s a fun fact: YungestGravy actually requested for Charlie Brown to make the video.

  • @josephcantu3562
    @josephcantu3562 2 роки тому +1

    I'm surprised you're just getting to this video. It's insane how good these people's are

  • @YujiNakaSonic
    @YujiNakaSonic 2 роки тому +1

    I had the idea Coney did of doing an obvious fake blindfold run after seeing this like using full on the actual no blindfolded world record run using a wireless controller leaving to make a sandwich or some shit mid run claiming I cant see anyway so it's okay

  • @WhySkrice
    @WhySkrice 2 роки тому +1

    I've seen this video many times and I'm only realising now he has a PewDiePie chair

  • @b1nary_f1nary
    @b1nary_f1nary 2 роки тому +2

    Coney I've never seen you before but you are a likeable and funny guy, you have my sub :D

  • @0_Cardboard_0
    @0_Cardboard_0 2 роки тому +2

    there should be deaf speedruns

  • @coffefighterz9641
    @coffefighterz9641 2 роки тому +2

    Just in case anyone wants to see the apology video the "Speedrunner" uploaded
    ua-cam.com/video/NmRMSDWQxOI/v-deo.html
    It's quite interesting and kinda funny

  • @dannycarr1779
    @dannycarr1779 2 роки тому +1

    Coney should try a (fake) blindfolded react Andy stream

  • @megoz
    @megoz 2 роки тому +1

    I've seen that video so many times

  • @tatejensen381
    @tatejensen381 2 роки тому +2

    10$ that gravy is the guy who made this video
    Edit: Coney really made that joke 10 seconds after I typed this god damnit

  • @b1ackgamma
    @b1ackgamma 2 роки тому

    you could just do one of the levels for a star and only look at twitch chat for button guidance

  • @getshwifty3101
    @getshwifty3101 Рік тому

    Narrator: His Blindrun Technique? Wack.
    His Sneak Skill? Wack.
    His Bowser Throws? Wack.
    My Bowser Throws? Targeted as fuck booiii!!!!

  • @carlostrigo38
    @carlostrigo38 2 роки тому +2

    Let’s goooo Coney upload

  • @hunterculpepper1973
    @hunterculpepper1973 Рік тому

    His blind fold is see through he technically didn't cheat

  • @sportsandspeedruns
    @sportsandspeedruns 2 роки тому +1

    3:11 lmaooo

  • @rockyino99
    @rockyino99 Рік тому +1

    instead of blind speedruning, coney should get those ar goggles from apple, ONLY read twitch for a playthrough and not looking at the game

  • @PKMNTrainerKratos
    @PKMNTrainerKratos 2 роки тому +1

    Coney being contrarian for the content LMAO. Based

  • @fauxdude9756
    @fauxdude9756 5 місяців тому

    why tf would a speedrunner even go for a 1up in the first place lmao

  • @antorequiem1205
    @antorequiem1205 2 роки тому

    Did he Watch the video where the guy explains that It was a joke and not a serious run?

  • @danielaiello8929
    @danielaiello8929 Рік тому

    This is honestly sad every time I see it. I remember when he would post in Mario 64 Hell about starting to run the game and advertise his legit streams for 16 star. Seemed like an OK guy back then :\

  • @cerascrescent2569
    @cerascrescent2569 2 роки тому +2

    The speed run you are looking for that is difficult and easy to cheat. Minectaft, there is a UA-cam dedicated to calling out fake minrcraft speedruns it's hilarious

  • @DanteDamm
    @DanteDamm 2 роки тому +1

    Content King 🤴

  • @jandaxprss6784
    @jandaxprss6784 2 роки тому +1

    Do a black ops zombies Easter egg speedrun blindfolded please

  • @meseyspieces
    @meseyspieces 2 роки тому +2

    Coney’s bowser throws are TRASH!

  • @quackkillerreal
    @quackkillerreal 2 роки тому +1

    Oh hey i’ve seen this one!

  • @Cashmoneez
    @Cashmoneez 2 роки тому +1

    I am the wr holder of the color blind m64 any %

  • @coreyrd34
    @coreyrd34 2 роки тому +1

    Bruh for some reason I've seen both of these videos already 😑

  • @UbergronkSD
    @UbergronkSD 2 роки тому +1

    Speedrun hollow knight p5 damageless with invincibility lol

  • @dougpouncey
    @dougpouncey 2 роки тому

    You know what, I’m just going to say it… I think this guy’s innocent

  • @thegoat526
    @thegoat526 2 роки тому +2

    This just highlighting how trash most streamers are as people

  • @sandycrash8868
    @sandycrash8868 2 роки тому +1

    What’s funny is he might have saved his run if he kept his mouth shut never said anything and at the end of the video say wow guy that was hard I was listen super hard

  • @kierandrago1236
    @kierandrago1236 2 роки тому

    Funny that the guy admitted to cheating

  • @just_sonic
    @just_sonic 2 роки тому

    gravy

  • @BlackMageLozi
    @BlackMageLozi 2 роки тому +1

    M64 aged poorly, pretty boring game outside speedrun scene. Repeat levels like 5 times wtf, and Mario control is almost at Kinect level