The more I learn about baseball from that channel, the more I wonder if “America’s favorite sport” is actually just pretense for “the most batshit insane circus has rules”.
I thought this was just gonna be a funny mascot fighting list, and here I am learning about disabled mystics and some kid taken from his home and dropped in Detroit
18:10 My older brother got to be either Racing Sausage 2 or 4 (All I remember is that the one he got to be has a blue hat) during the Brewer's spring training last spring. And I'm definitely glad he didn't get hit with a bat lmao. Also as an interesting side note, my brother said that one of the sausages was designated to win the race which means that the other sausages have to sandbag. So sorry to ruin the magic for those who didn't know that.
Same thing with the Washington Nationals Presiden Race. Everyone’s favorite is Teddy Roosevelt, who almost never wins. Thomas Jefferson is the fastest, but is consistently everyone’s least favorite.
The idea of fighting a silly mascot being an impossible task due to them being a cognitive product as opposed to an actual being is both hilarious and mildly unsettling
University of Michigan had 2 live wolverines named Biff and Bennie as their mascots for a short time. Obviously they stayed in cages all the time, but at some point the staff got worried about them attacking their handlers, so they donated them to the Detroit Zoo.
4:08 this has to be the most tragic moment for Coney to look away The BALLS to slap a bear on the ass in that situation. The kinda courage only alcohol can bestow, that or he's just reeeeeaaaaally stupid :)
As a non-american these mascots seem fucking insane and kinda terrifying. There's a football (soccer) team in Germany who have had a succession of billy goats called Hennes as their mascot. Their have been 9 of them spanning 70 years, and they sit by the touchline to watch the match. Much nicer than abducting kids as a good luck charm
14:05 Here's a fun fact: After the Montreal Expos became the Washington Nationals, Youppi was adopted by the Montreal Canadiens of the NHL, making Youppi the only mascot to switch between teams from different sports leagues, and after being inducted into the Mascot Hall of Fame in 2020, became the only Canadian mascot to receive such an honor.
The pirate parrot story seemed wack lol, also that headline of the news article of them helping the FBI, imagine getting busted by a sports team mascot
Never forget Wojtek, the bear that helped the Polish military carry artillery during World War 2. It's because of him that I can never think of bears the same again.
this is where athlete and E gamer separation shows itself a lot you can easily lose 8 1/2 pounds in a mascot costume just from heat and sweat alone. Even as a goalie, I would end up losing 5 pounds a game in water.weight
Honestly I like Baseball Doesn't Exist but I'm glad someone's calling out his intros for being absolutely full of shit. Like, I get clickbait intros but he says things that later in the video are proven to be wild exaggerations at best and lies at worst.
ok tommy lasorda was actually kinda justified in getting youppi thrown out that game went 22 innings and he had him ejected at like the 11th after youppi was constantly banging on the top of the dugout the whole time
one thing i will mention coney is overlooking is that growing up as an indians fan and having a wife who loves the team as a native american, people dont realize how many people who were "supposedly" offended by the team name actually liked it. just updating the mascot and logo would have worked in a time where everything isnt offense to someone.
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the beginning of this video genuinely gave me the biggest amount of whiplash ive had in a long time
The more I learn about baseball from that channel, the more I wonder if “America’s favorite sport” is actually just pretense for “the most batshit insane circus has rules”.
We put the bat in batshit insane. Baseball goes hard.
@@VVheeli*”America’s favorite pastime”
We never claimed it was a sport
@@jjwang7597 ah that’s true, I should’ve known.
Lol
"What the fuck is up with Philadelphia?" everything Coney, literally anything.
go birds
go birds
Wasn't Philly the place that that peaceful traveling robot got mugged and murdered in?
@@mrgreenboy644 and we'd do it again
@@mrgreenboy644 fly high, hitch-bot
I thought this was just gonna be a funny mascot fighting list, and here I am learning about disabled mystics and some kid taken from his home and dropped in Detroit
18:10 My older brother got to be either Racing Sausage 2 or 4 (All I remember is that the one he got to be has a blue hat) during the Brewer's spring training last spring. And I'm definitely glad he didn't get hit with a bat lmao.
Also as an interesting side note, my brother said that one of the sausages was designated to win the race which means that the other sausages have to sandbag. So sorry to ruin the magic for those who didn't know that.
Pretty sure it's the same thing at Nationals games with the presidents.
Same thing with the Washington Nationals Presiden Race. Everyone’s favorite is Teddy Roosevelt, who almost never wins. Thomas Jefferson is the fastest, but is consistently everyone’s least favorite.
the parallels between mascots and professional wrestlers is surprising
The legit heat between Brutus and the Duke Dog sounds like some shit from the territory days
The idea of fighting a silly mascot being an impossible task due to them being a cognitive product as opposed to an actual being is both hilarious and mildly unsettling
“By fighting him at all, he wins”
- Coney, about the Philadelphia Fanatic Mascot
Coney, did you think a movie with the title "They aren't as innocent as you think" was going to be a fun wholesome watch
God, the guy that makes these videos has such good delivery it makes everything they talk about sound so much more ridiculous lol
The bait-and-switch at 6:25 was actually hilarious
his cadence reminds me of burger king foot lettuce
Baseball doesn’t exist is such a good channel
University of Michigan had 2 live wolverines named Biff and Bennie as their mascots for a short time. Obviously they stayed in cages all the time, but at some point the staff got worried about them attacking their handlers, so they donated them to the Detroit Zoo.
4:08 this has to be the most tragic moment for Coney to look away
The BALLS to slap a bear on the ass in that situation. The kinda courage only alcohol can bestow, that or he's just reeeeeaaaaally stupid :)
IM DYING WATCHING THIS
WTF WAS HE THINKING?😂
As a non-american these mascots seem fucking insane and kinda terrifying.
There's a football (soccer) team in Germany who have had a succession of billy goats called Hennes as their mascot. Their have been 9 of them spanning 70 years, and they sit by the touchline to watch the match. Much nicer than abducting kids as a good luck charm
14:05 Here's a fun fact: After the Montreal Expos became the Washington Nationals, Youppi was adopted by the Montreal Canadiens of the NHL, making Youppi the only mascot to switch between teams from different sports leagues, and after being inducted into the Mascot Hall of Fame in 2020, became the only Canadian mascot to receive such an honor.
The pirate parrot story seemed wack lol, also that headline of the news article of them helping the FBI, imagine getting busted by a sports team mascot
The pirate parrot story seems like something straight out of a family guy episode/cutaway
Never forget Wojtek, the bear that helped the Polish military carry artillery during World War 2.
It's because of him that I can never think of bears the same again.
"here's a video about mascots"
famous last words
"You're fighting an idea not a person"-xenoblade 3 final battle
"Lil' Rastus" really got sent to Detroit like it was Fistful of Yen
a fate even worse than being beheaded and then tortured
1:46 dramatic irony exhibit A
The mascot that destroyed the back rim glass when doing a slam dunk goes hard
"This is not going on UA-cam anymore"
Dunno about that one
Next do a tier list on which ones you can win a fight to the death
By fighting him, he wins
Baseball Doesn't Exist is without a doubt one of the best UA-cam channels of all time
The Pirate Parrot turned Privateer!
Even Hungrybox probably hates the Crab Mascot too.
17:10 is hbox worst nightmare
Japan had one run through an open field while being shelled by artillery
Bro went from pirate parrot to privateer parrot REAL quick
0:06 PUDDLES THATS OBSCENE!!!
No not mister mario!! He would never hurt me! Unless...?
This got me thinking about BootfromTV's super bowl vore party
9:39 is literally my college mascot
ua-cam.com/video/n9kn1YXsuww/v-deo.html
It's insane how the origin of so many America's most wholesome past-times is the most messed up stuff
Same for everywhere really. Humans are strange no matter the place or time
I would have thought the most dangerous mascot is Timber Joey because he's just a man with a chainsaw
Baseball Doesn't Exist is GOATEDDDDD
What the fuck were they thinking putting a bull next to a bulldog
They got ancestral beef 😂
I love the padres crab!
dude people forget that mascots arent some omnipotent being and are actually real life people that can seriously get injured lol
Yo coney, where do you get all those fancy hats?
I love Archie, he was the first mascot to terrify me in person as a child
Bro I love this video it's perfect for Coney to react to.
How do we know that future isn’t inside that costume roaming the streets of Philadelphia to this very day
You could make a reality tv show based off masots with these crazy ahh stories.
My neighbor from my old house was a professional mascot (Denver Nuggets) and had a contracted job, making half a mil a year. Its a wild career path
This is why I love living around Philly
YOOOO MY CITY’S TEAM’S MASCOT GOT IN A CONEY VOD WE’RE FAMOUS LETS GO ACES
as a pirates fan, yep, it's a whole thing
Damn man, I go to Louisiana Tech. I remember that. It was so messed up.
I mean the Giants’ guy at the start was literally named “Faust”, there might be some kinda dark magic going on
10:12 why did one random part of the video have TierZoo editing?
Baseball doesn’t exist only has bangers
12:03 The rim is called a bill? Huh. TIL.
Texas tech had their horse get struck by lightning the day before a game still baffled that it wasn’t mentioned in the video
13:07
I take offense to that
CONEY POST FUN VIDEOS
I was at my wedding but I had to postpone it because coney uploaded
idk if i should be laughing or praying
It's straight up wrestling, god damn!
The rare Cane’s hat fo today
You can absolutely lose 8 or 9 pounds of sweat in 3 hours
You can lose 20 in a day or 2.
Ever heard of MMA?
Philly mascot fitting AF
I really enjoyed this video
“This is not going on youtube anymore”
*is on youtube
No Hockey mascot?
surely the most dangerous mascots
I’m crossfaded and this is the most insane fucking video I think I’ve ever watched. I cannot believe what im hearing and seeing
How is baseball real
LFG CHAUNCEY IS DIFFERENT. SHOW EM WHO’S BOSS👌👌👌👌👌
Not the MASCOTS!?!?!?!?!
Anti-Hungrybox mascot
this is where athlete and E gamer separation shows itself a lot you can easily lose 8 1/2 pounds in a mascot costume just from heat and sweat alone. Even as a goalie, I would end up losing 5 pounds a game in water.weight
This is why i hare baseball
WHAT THE FUCK. AND IM DISABLED NO WAY
Nah nah the Phanatics awesome. I love that guy. Don’t put down on his name for real
I wonder if the gettin hit In the face with a hot dog is a known risk can apply to when that happens to me and the ladies at the parties
More like Privateer Parrot
Hey hows it going
coney as someone who’s lives in philadelphia everything is fucking wrong!!
She really got a black eye from a glizzy ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
yall dont know about archie
Hi Coney
Damn furries really are powerful
Honestly I like Baseball Doesn't Exist but I'm glad someone's calling out his intros for being absolutely full of shit. Like, I get clickbait intros but he says things that later in the video are proven to be wild exaggerations at best and lies at worst.
That Rastus story was fucked up.
wow
mascots are just trolls
ok tommy lasorda was actually kinda justified in getting youppi thrown out that game went 22 innings and he had him ejected at like the 11th after youppi was constantly banging on the top of the dugout the whole time
🧑🌾huh👨🌾
Damn lmao
You lost me UA-cam wise fella
W rizz
one thing i will mention coney is overlooking is that growing up as an indians fan and having a wife who loves the team as a native american, people dont realize how many people who were "supposedly" offended by the team name actually liked it. just updating the mascot and logo would have worked in a time where everything isnt offense to someone.
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