I'm Leaving Smash for White People Sports

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 25 жов 2022
  • Coney is considering about checking out these other eccentric sport scenes that you have probably never heard of! Sure there's cornhole, but what about taking Mario Kart "beerio" and doing it in real life (on a track)? What about hopscotch crossed over with rock-paper-scissors? Will this Smash Bros. commentator be intrigued enough to leave the scene and take on the role as a white people sports commentator?
    ➤ WATCH ME LIVE: / coney
    ➤ Follow me on Twitter: / coney
    ➤ Subscribe to my UA-cam: / coneyzz
    ➤ Watch my VODs: / @coneyvods
    Edited by FriendAlias: / friendalias
    #coney #smashbros #react
  • Ігри

КОМЕНТАРІ • 214

  • @lofas3852
    @lofas3852 Рік тому +293

    man next coney carnival is going insane

    • @CONEYZZ
      @CONEYZZ  Рік тому +212

      EVERYONE gets a knife

    • @thegibberishman3797
      @thegibberishman3797 Рік тому +3

      @@CONEYZZIf pros had to play who would win?

    • @Xenowolf8
      @Xenowolf8 Рік тому

      @@CONEYZZ, If that’s the case you better have a ton of paramedics on site.

    • @thatoneguy9582
      @thatoneguy9582 Рік тому

      @@Xenowolf8
      cut through them too nobody safe

    • @2scarlat
      @2scarlat Рік тому

      Always have been🔫

  • @mr.afolabi7663
    @mr.afolabi7663 Рік тому +239

    Coney always surprises me with his titles and thumbnails. He expanded from French to all white. people.

  • @giphit
    @giphit Рік тому +514

    coney forgets he himself is white for 19 minutes straight

  • @thatcomona
    @thatcomona Рік тому +167

    The knife cutting competition is so much funnier in video form with audio, because when he chops the balls and the cans, its SO FUCKING LOUD
    Coney's Loud=Funny brain would be going crazy

  • @WhyDo
    @WhyDo Рік тому +180

    The energy of that intro was incredible

    • @darkn04
      @darkn04 Рік тому +8

      I agree Mr. ROB

  • @alathmasster2189
    @alathmasster2189 Рік тому +32

    My dad retired to South Dakota, and when I last visited him, it was the most surreal thing ever. Playing on the massive living room TV at max volume was the Cornhole Championship games. And he was *INVESTED*

    • @JackgarPrime
      @JackgarPrime 2 місяці тому

      I mean championship darts are a big thing in the UK, so...

  • @yggdrasilsaltar
    @yggdrasilsaltar Рік тому +65

    the cartoon jawdrop effect when coney opened up the Analyze site was far funnier than it should’ve been

  • @ODISeth
    @ODISeth Рік тому +352

    So many of these "sports" would make fantastic Alpharad content

    • @Pierce64
      @Pierce64 Рік тому

      True

    • @Joshyboy225
      @Joshyboy225 Рік тому +4

      I keep forgetting about that dude, haven’t really watched him since 2016

    • @ODISeth
      @ODISeth Рік тому +18

      @@Joshyboy225 that’s fair, he’s changed his content model a LOT over the years. If you like Coney’s shenanigans, you might love Alpharad’s new stuff. The two of them share a brain cell imo haha

    • @youngrootv
      @youngrootv Рік тому +12

      @@Joshyboy225 that’s crazy. He’s been putting out some of the best content he’s ever made these past few years

    • @grantisshananaa4906
      @grantisshananaa4906 Рік тому +1

      0/10 Ring the bell?

  • @emanonomoi
    @emanonomoi Рік тому +45

    Coney, streamer famously known for being of puerto rican descent.

  • @discofever5548
    @discofever5548 Рік тому +26

    I can't believe coney is leaving smash for brawlhalla

  • @esrohm6460
    @esrohm6460 Рік тому +51

    that centipede thing may look at first glance look boring but i bet if you went full competitive mode, 2 teams to race for the finish, where everyone is running and doing front flips to get faster on the ground turned over, it would probably look so amazing.

    • @quadzers5703
      @quadzers5703 Рік тому +6

      Ok but one misplay and generations will feel it

    • @esrohm6460
      @esrohm6460 Рік тому +4

      @@quadzers5703 wouldn't that be true for every olympic sport that includes movements dangerous to do without years of practice.

  • @pzmagma
    @pzmagma Рік тому +61

    This video will be amazing based off of the title alone

  • @flyingtoast27
    @flyingtoast27 Рік тому +11

    Nah that rock paper scissors race is totally an everybody demographic

  • @dontgetgrabbed
    @dontgetgrabbed Рік тому +5

    Coney seeing some white people shit: “Ahh yes a wonderfully diverse group of German, Polish, Italian, Norwegian, British, Czech, French, Swedish, Slovak, Danish, Irish, and Dutch individuals :) “

  • @byrontheusurper6505
    @byrontheusurper6505 Рік тому +10

    Dude I remember my village used to have 1 axis vehicle races every year through these muddy as hell stages it was such an event, I hope they hold it again some time!

  • @keirontravis
    @keirontravis Рік тому +3

    combat juggling would go hard in vr. think about it, you use the hand controllers to juggle

  • @AnimeDragon33
    @AnimeDragon33 Рік тому +7

    i was hoping competitive tag would show up in this

  • @Hugelag
    @Hugelag Рік тому +7

    These are literally Mario Party mini-games.

  • @TheBotchJob
    @TheBotchJob Рік тому +5

    This video broke Twitch and UA-cam all at the same time.

  • @agentclank8183
    @agentclank8183 Рік тому +4

    "You want to play extreme corn hole!" sounds like something you tell your wife after you drop Billy off with your sister in law.

  • @Car5yn
    @Car5yn Рік тому +9

    I love watching coney from the comfort of my fast food restaurant bathroom.

  • @Theonlypik
    @Theonlypik 10 місяців тому +1

    While staying at a hotel on a road trip my mother bored starts flipping through tv channels and lands on “the OCHO” we were up laughing until 4 am at pillow fighting and corgi racing.

  • @Kowie_geg
    @Kowie_geg Рік тому +7

    Really said im not gonna sugarcoat it

  • @VVheeli
    @VVheeli Рік тому +9

    I desperately hope Coney gets to see the Biathalon with tanks.

  • @deltagaiya7681
    @deltagaiya7681 Рік тому +2

    love the Splatoon 3 music in the background thanks editor

  • @byrontheusurper6505
    @byrontheusurper6505 Рік тому +10

    I say this too much but god do I love this man's Videos, he's so endlessly entertaining

  • @kiptelgat
    @kiptelgat Рік тому +2

    17:05 double dash remaster

  • @mabster314
    @mabster314 Рік тому +1

    I watched the Red Bull skate cross downhill champs when it was in town one year, super awesome

  • @Scandal262
    @Scandal262 Рік тому +3

    Coney NEEDS to see the Redbull Soapbox Derby

  • @torterrad5429
    @torterrad5429 Рік тому +3

    tempted to make the combat juggling game now

  • @BroadwayBrittany
    @BroadwayBrittany Рік тому +2

    When I saw the title, all I could think of was “Segway Polo”. A bit disappointed it didn’t make an appearance, but the goofy sports shown were enough to make up for it, lol.

  • @BAMFdude15
    @BAMFdude15 Рік тому +2

    Combat juggling is so sick. I played a lot in my high school juggling club and it is dope as hell

  • @byrontheusurper6505
    @byrontheusurper6505 Рік тому +2

    I thought this video had splatoon music but that's fall guys lmao Edit: 9:00 nope, splatoon music, he definitely didn't edit this video.

  • @swagdoctor3425
    @swagdoctor3425 Рік тому +2

    Another thumbnail masterclass

  • @witch_hat49
    @witch_hat49 Рік тому +3

    This hits different now.

  • @Connor_Kirkpatrick
    @Connor_Kirkpatrick Рік тому +1

    4:54 Coney after reaching 100k

  • @samnjamn121
    @samnjamn121 Рік тому +1

    Using Fall n' Roll in the section where people are falling and rolling, I see you

  • @mikeag5662
    @mikeag5662 Рік тому

    Yooo it's The Ocho like from the 2004 movie Dodgeball starring Vince Vaughn!

  • @jenske2881
    @jenske2881 Рік тому +1

    The dowlhill with the toy cars game also has a segment where women run up the hill topless for money

  • @frozenpeaches06
    @frozenpeaches06 Рік тому +1

    These titles keep getting better and better

  • @WHATTHEHUNKYDORY
    @WHATTHEHUNKYDORY Рік тому +1

    7:35 I played this btw, the other team Won RPS A SHIT TON,They were in our base and My Team Lost 2-0,But It was fun

  • @shoopydoopy6062
    @shoopydoopy6062 Рік тому +1

    9:22 I have never ever wanted to be a wizard so badly

  • @PokeMario-pk4ot
    @PokeMario-pk4ot 27 днів тому

    These all feel like they would be banger mario party minigames

  • @flargon0
    @flargon0 Рік тому +1

    I was actually part of that dodgeball game. It was for a world record and for fun

  • @vwtdi1579
    @vwtdi1579 Рік тому +1

    Beer is defreshing. It makes you thirsty, but it tastes great

  • @magemagemage
    @magemagemage Рік тому +1

    i cannot believe this title and thumbnail is real

  • @byrontheusurper6505
    @byrontheusurper6505 Рік тому +1

    The signed arms Poster is so cool

  • @benjaminauge8987
    @benjaminauge8987 Рік тому +2

    Roman Candle Trampolines for next Summit?

  • @MyHeadHz
    @MyHeadHz Рік тому +1

    Coney's corn hole challenge at next summit

  • @vgzombie
    @vgzombie Рік тому +1

    Congrats on 100 cubs!

  • @byrontheusurper6505
    @byrontheusurper6505 Рік тому +2

    7:45 I played something like this, this shit rules!

  • @byrontheusurper6505
    @byrontheusurper6505 Рік тому +1

    1:59 oh it's the kannon

  • @Prism0246
    @Prism0246 Рік тому +1

    I can’t keep protecting my streamer when his thumbnails like this 😭

  • @gersly__
    @gersly__ Рік тому

    Bowser Jr Boulevard? EXCELLENT MUSIC CHOICE EDITOR

  • @boyscout244
    @boyscout244 Рік тому

    This exudes rock paper scissors competition at Apex energy

  • @GabrielHodge
    @GabrielHodge 4 місяці тому

    Coney a cold beer is refreshing to some

  • @Prism0246
    @Prism0246 Рік тому

    Get outtta work and see Coney thumbnail -
    Today is a good day

  • @finncrowe5497
    @finncrowe5497 Рік тому

    Yo, that dodgeball field is at my university campus- it is called the Butterdome Field.

  • @FansyBLK
    @FansyBLK Рік тому

    Ok title and thumbnail are goated

  • @GoblinsAreReal
    @GoblinsAreReal Рік тому +1

    It’s only goaltending if you block it on the down arch

  • @OrNah.
    @OrNah. Рік тому

    14:15 what is this music from again? anyone know

  • @Kingturtle15
    @Kingturtle15 Рік тому

    I subbed not to long ago and Now I love this channel

  • @cdogthehedgehog6923
    @cdogthehedgehog6923 8 місяців тому

    When i was an alcoholic, beer would ABSOLUTELY improve my lap time lol

  • @luckytriples
    @luckytriples Рік тому

    i play the game in the second video SO MUCH lol , best shadowboxer nae

  • @hotcocothepogchampion3950
    @hotcocothepogchampion3950 Рік тому

    The competitive cornhole actually airs of tv and I think one of the biggest sponsors is Busch’s baked beans

  • @benjaminobi
    @benjaminobi Рік тому

    "Im going to see Toby keith tonight" 😂😂😂

  • @noahmansland3301
    @noahmansland3301 Рік тому

    for the first one, it's note cheese but alligot, a mix of mached potato and cheese, ence why it stretch that much. (source, im french and love alligot)

  • @brendanjones3325
    @brendanjones3325 Рік тому +1

    14:42 I did this in high school with chocolate milk and it was torturous.

  • @dimmusdongus6596
    @dimmusdongus6596 Місяць тому

    the pointing game is just what fighting games are

  • @HeyItsJackRyan
    @HeyItsJackRyan Рік тому

    5:36 Windjammers Music 👀

  • @kikov69
    @kikov69 Рік тому +3

    Italy and France are like Brazil if you split it in half and threw it in europe

  • @ry-x
    @ry-x Рік тому +1

    I'm sad Slam ball wasn't on here.
    That shit is so funny lmao

  • @byrontheusurper6505
    @byrontheusurper6505 Рік тому +2

    Corporate retreats are so funny

  • @byrontheusurper6505
    @byrontheusurper6505 Рік тому +1

    9:10 no bro that net is so high so they can yoop it over the goalie

  • @BasedMamaJames617
    @BasedMamaJames617 Рік тому

    Bro you editor is based to put some Splatfest music in this video.

  • @tawksick5341
    @tawksick5341 Рік тому +1

    Mario party minigames

  • @rebuz87
    @rebuz87 Рік тому

    Drinking a cold beer after physical activity is nice. Not immediately after and DEFINITELY NOT during....

  • @damorpheus8615
    @damorpheus8615 Рік тому

    is that coney in an aesop rock t? freakin based

  • @Mishinowo
    @Mishinowo Рік тому +2

    can't believe Korean comedians ripped off bros vs pros

  • @richpichu1272
    @richpichu1272 Рік тому

    Why is the editor playing the Splatoon fall guys beat at 9:30

  • @boomerangsniper1682
    @boomerangsniper1682 Рік тому

    But Mr.Coney You are already at 100K.

  • @Zanthosus
    @Zanthosus Рік тому +1

    Coney should've stopped after the first couple and immediately made this a wheel champ.

  • @Sunray625
    @Sunray625 Рік тому +1

    I love how the editor used a scuffed vocal-less version of the splatfest battle music because people find it cringe lmao
    shit is a banger though

  • @byrontheusurper6505
    @byrontheusurper6505 Рік тому +1

    Speed skating's mad cool!

  • @allanturmaine5496
    @allanturmaine5496 Рік тому

    Why are the children in fence jail during the belt sander race??

  • @Rainock-qz5le
    @Rainock-qz5le 8 місяців тому

    @12:17 a Pinkerton watches the game

  • @WellToastedBagel
    @WellToastedBagel Рік тому

    that nascar bowling had me dying for a minute the man, most american bullshit I've seen in a while.

  • @letterEsu
    @letterEsu Рік тому

    When is coney going to join in of these sports

  • @CacoPholey
    @CacoPholey Рік тому

    Niche competitive games are like the best shit in the universe I swear, reminds me of the cr1tikal slap tournament stuff

  • @Rabbit-the-One
    @Rabbit-the-One Рік тому

    Beer would be bad cold for different reasons it would be bad warm. For running I'd prefer the warm beer that's almost flat.

  • @jollyroger4970
    @jollyroger4970 Рік тому

    Would drink in beer league sometimes and you get tired way faster

  • @Channel--Channel
    @Channel--Channel Рік тому +1

    I think Coney is colorblind

  • @nokklokk1946
    @nokklokk1946 Рік тому

    100k let’s go

  • @Salone_FD
    @Salone_FD Рік тому

    I actually played that shirt game before, we destroyed the other teams

  • @toxic_shr00m
    @toxic_shr00m Рік тому

    BROOO I LOVE THE OCHO

  • @oramulk5901
    @oramulk5901 Рік тому +4

    Coney the 🐐

  • @bigg1981
    @bigg1981 Рік тому

    No, beer is only good, when cold at night with friends

  • @qujaba5982
    @qujaba5982 Рік тому

    Clicked on the video, not sure what I’m getting but it’s a new upload so it’s a W

  • @kirbosomething
    @kirbosomething Рік тому

    i remember everyone playing that rock paper scissors game when there werent any balls left and we only had hoops (ps its the most non white game ever)

  • @DANCERcow
    @DANCERcow Рік тому

    Did you know basketball was for a long time and started off as a short white person sport! The whole tall thing was an accident after the first tall player was introduced I forget his name, and he dominated so they completely changed the dynamic and started hiring tall people instead of short people and that's I believe when black people were taken in.