+Justin I read your comment before I saw the video and was prepared for the bus. Then it fell. Jesus Christ, I almost peed myself. I literally jumped and gasped, that was scary xD Maybe it's because it's the middle of the night, but damnit.
lol how people allways think about something LOL first like YOU ARE NOT WONG ( WRONG) then hehe good wong ( one ) lol i wouldnt even think of any of this xd
jeaniebird. I see what you mean know that I went back... p.s. the blue numbers didn't work on my phone for some reaon... not saying that you can do anything about it but, just wanted to let you know... A+ FOR Effort thou!!!!👍👌✌✌
Whatever the fortune cookie says, add "...while you were in bed." My college professor told me that when we were on a field trip and ate at a Chinese restaurant. My fortune read "You are on the verge of something big" lol. I never heard the end of it.
I had one that said "Don't forget the leftovers, that's tomorrow's lunch" or something along the lines of that, it was about 2 years ago. Didn't make sense since it was a school lunch, guess that was a bag meant for a restaurant
So, lately I have been giving Jimmy props for his almost involuntary drift into political satire. But he still has a way to go to match Conan in the remote arena. But then, Conan is unmatched by anyone, past or present, when it comes to remotes.
Supaman Oh then I assume you don’t know that only MEXICAN and French traditional cousine are designated by UNESCO as cultural treasures so yeah, I have a feeling people around the world eat Mexican food and love it. Ignorance hurts... I suppose 🙃
Guillermo: "Fortune Cookie is like a Wife.... you might get a good one, or you might not" (very true)
Haha so true 😂💀
so true, they are fun to eat, but way too wordy. 😁
They should put that on a Fortune Cookie
🤣🤣🤣
Am your 660 like am holy if you get a 666 run and leave your house and never go back
“Money is not everything but you can buy a lot of expensive things” 😂😂😭☠️
I died bro
HahHahahshah...I'm still laughing
🤔🤔
Don't forget......."Mexican Food is better than Chinese Food." XD
@@johnherrera01 Chinese food is way better
Guillermo. " you are about to eat a cookie " 😂😂I'm dead
😅🤣
I'm a simple man
I see Guillermo
I click
pahhahaha same
Same
Same
Anthony P. Me tooo lol
Same
who else loves Guillermo?
Kurtoss Who doesnt?
0:36 You mean Glare-mo?
Hahah, that was great. At least it was definitive proof us Asians really can pronounce L's.
You mean who else loved giullermo 6:32
Kurtoss me
I got a fortune cookie once that said "Keep your friends close and your dumplings closer."
I still live by those words.
The bus scared the crap out of me 🤦
Lol, I thought I was the only one! I legit jumped out my seat lol.
I jumped
Me too! I jumped off my seat
I almost fell off my bed!
Me tooooo
Give Guillermo a raise😂💸
Roma Totski his net worth is already $2M u moron
I adore him!
raise😂💸
He already makes 500k a year
MS KM What was the point of calling him a moron? Lmao
Guillermo looks like my lunch lady lmao...wait or does she look like him 😮😂💀
But does your lunch lady carry tequila in her back pocket tho? That's how you can tell if Guillermo is your lunch lady
rayan attar it was a joke chill
1🤣😭💀
Your lunch lady has a moustache?
My fortune cookie:
Humans can't see air
Can fish see water
BeautyBrand Boss
Yes...?
That's deep bro
Humans can see water, can fish see air?
The stupidity of some people amazes me haha
Vick López 🤔🤔🤔thats deep
Guillermo needs a UA-cam channel like if you agree
Si
🤔
I agree
si si si
“Money is not everything but you can buy a lot of expensive things” 🤣🤣🤣
Anyone else want one of Jimmy and Guillermo's fortunes?
Guillermo should create fortune mazapanes!
Fortupanes
🤣
Sounds like a bad ass idea lol
Alex Ruiz lol good one
Alex Ruiz damn that’s a good idea lol
"Pay your bill and go home."
"A fortune cookie is like a wife. You might get a good one or you might not."
-Guillermo and Jimmy
When jimmy said “it’s not as magical as I thought it would be” I felt that
Well that escalated quickly
couldve saved that one for the "Guillermo Climbs the Empire State Building" video
+Justin
I read your comment before I saw the video and was prepared for the bus. Then it fell. Jesus Christ, I almost peed myself. I literally jumped and gasped, that was scary xD Maybe it's because it's the middle of the night, but damnit.
justin lorenzo iiI
justin lorenzo Iam the 1k Liked Comment !.
Widdekuu91 lmao same
DAMNIT I JUMPED WHEN THE BUS DROPPED, IM SUCH A PUSSY
Aaron D lol
You are not alone!
I did too lmao
We all did!
how did you not expect that... so obvious
i dream to open a fortune cookie and see a fortune written by Guillermo ahahha
Guillermo is the only reason I watch JK
yaa both
“You are about to eat a cookie.” Laughed so hard on that
Guillermo is the cutest thing ever 🤣💜
Guillermo disappears!
1:37 keep on watching 😂😂
I love these two guys. The sketches are memorable when they are together.
"Fortune cookies are like wives" I lost it
Or husbands 🤣🤷🏾♀️
James Wong is a legend
Roland Bat you're not Wong
Erik Borgia hehe good wong
lol how people allways think about something LOL first like YOU ARE NOT WONG ( WRONG) then hehe good wong ( one ) lol i wouldnt even think of any of this xd
Jahn Berrios true 😂😂
I dont have that part of my brain working 4 real
Guillermo always have a bottle of Tequila. Anywhere. Always.
yooooo... that bus flying down, shook me!😱
when the "bus" hit Guillermo i choked on my pickle lmao
When you say these get baked
You mean these people are high
Exactly what I was thinking jimmy😂😂
*6:29** It reminded me of Regina George in Mean Girls*
*When all your friends get their fortune in their fortune cookie, except you* :(
0:35 I'm sorry, but it's fuckin hilarious how he pronounces Guillermo's name! Glare-mo
jeaniebird. I see what you mean know that I went back... p.s. the blue numbers didn't work on my phone for some reaon... not saying that you can do anything about it but, just wanted to let you know... A+ FOR Effort thou!!!!👍👌✌✌
Mexican food is better than Chinese food...lmao😄
Eli Jon true
Eli Jon true..chinese..gives a lot of stomach.ache
I feel they're pretty close ngl
That’s bullshit, do you even know what’s real Chinese food is like? Panda Express in your opinion?
Huang Xiaolu no, HUANG XIAOLU 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
When the buss got them it scared the crap out of me😂😂
That was beautiful!! I loved Guillermo's fortunes XD
Jiimy's and Guillermo's friendship is like goals🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
"Mexican food is better than chinese food"
Then Judges turned out to be chinese lmfao
Since this will be lost in the comments, I thought I might as well say this
*THAT IS MY UNCLE!!!*
(AND MY DAD IS IN THIS AS WELL)
hahaha.... I found you!!!
Me to👨👦😲
No because his kids ethan nathan and maria are who i nany sit
RozMystica01 for real or are u lieing
RozMystica01 m
You are about to hit by bus .Dash I laughed out loud .All my family turn their face on me .Lmao
"How many orange chickens have to die before you people are happy?" LMAO
6:30 i had my earphones on and when the bus poped out i got scared lmao
3:27 Fortune Cookies are like wives. You might get a good one and you might not XDDDD
Jimmy and Guillermo are the most dynamic duo I've ever seen
2:12 This is where people's fate are decided, in a cubicle!?
It's actually quite poetic if you think about life!
Although I knew it was coming, I still jumped when the bus came😂
Are we gonna ignore the fact that Guillermo pulled tequila out of his ass?
Araliz Martinez nobody minds 😁😂
"You about to get hit by the bus." BAM!!! OMG, LMFAO!!!
Once I got a fortune cookie that said order takeout you'll be hungry later
Nice way for them to say throw some money again to our shop.
¡Genial, Guillermo! Y genial, Jimmy por apreciarlo tanto. Saludos desde México.
U dunno why, but manny from modern family sort of looks like like Guillermo😂
The bus in the end got me laughing for so long
Where's Shark Tank??
L.I.T Music lol
Barbara says you are a fortune cookie and for that reason I’m out
J Law LMAO... I don't totally 100% get the reference but, I think I know what you meant. 😂😂
When Guillermo read that last fortune I jumped when the bus fell 😂
Whatever the fortune cookie says, add "...while you were in bed." My college professor told me that when we were on a field trip and ate at a Chinese restaurant. My fortune read "You are on the verge of something big" lol. I never heard the end of it.
He says "to learn how they put the fortunes in cookies" AND it's in the description of the video, but NOTHING ABOUT THAT. SUPER GREAT.
*That sad moment when you don´t get a fortune... on a fortune cookie... No? Just me?*
🤣
That means, u get to write your own fortune 😉
Well the ending scared the hell out of me.. made me jump 😂
Write the funniest fortunes you've got in the past,
"if your cookie is in 3 pieces, the answer is no"
"Confucius say-big explosion in underpants later"
I had one that said "Don't forget the leftovers, that's tomorrow's lunch" or something along the lines of that, it was about 2 years ago. Didn't make sense since it was a school lunch, guess that was a bag meant for a restaurant
I had one that said "Some fortune cookies contain no fortune"
LOL!! I keep it on my bulletin board.
MadriFilmArt
Mine had no fortune
acedirt234 “Next time order the shrimp”
"Fortune cookie's like a wife. You can might a good one or you might not" Lmao :)
Fortunes:
WHEN YOU SEE A GREEN PIG MAKE SURE TO TURN LEFT!
WHEN JUMPING OVER A BRIDGE NEVER FALL!
HAHAHAHA!
IM DYING!
THIS IS SO FUN!
Guillermo is one of the best things to happen to humanity
The bus legit scared me
Even tough I knew it was coming
same
I literally jumped at the end 😂😂 omg
Omg did the bus scare anyone else lol
I was expecting it to come from the side
me lol
“Mexican food is better than Chinese food “🤣🤣🤣
Well, I was expecting a bus from sideways ..
same
Lol I jumped out my seat!
My favorite fortune was dont ask what the cookie can do for you, ask what you can do for the cookie
Kimmel: "The plight of the American worker"
Asian dude: *laughs in Southeast Asian*
His first name is Jimmy
Guillermo has the best job ever lmao lucky bastard
Dude he should have made a cookie with the fortune saying you’re adopted kid then give it to his aunt
Mexican food is much better then Chinese food (so true in 2020) 😂😂 love jimmy Kimmel show and Guillermo
You are destined to work in a cubicle forever.
I moved from my decade long career as retail floor management to a lonely cubicle work five years ago.
Best decision in my life.
aohige Good for you.
Thank you, Jimmy for making us laugh all the time - you’re the best,
I'm from Scotland and we get fortune cookies with our Chinese never knew anybody ate them though , we usually read the message and bin the cookie
Kevin Gilmour I think the tradition is you're supposed to eat the cookie before you read that fortune
Nice waste of food!
I love the cookie though!
Vanessa H. 😂😂😂 I know right? I could solve world hunger with a fortune cookie. Get a grip lol
Tania Sierra I see I never knew that. I have tried them before and they don't taste very good
2:37 I said money is not everything but you can buy alot of fancy things XD Oml i love gil
Guillermo is like Ellen's Andy/kaylon. But looks like Guillermo is treated nicer
6:06 this chick sitting down doesn’t even look away from Kimmel while taking the shot, savageeee!
So, lately I have been giving Jimmy props for his almost involuntary drift into political satire. But he still has a way to go to match Conan in the remote arena. But then, Conan is unmatched by anyone, past or present, when it comes to remotes.
this was HILARIOUS. i laughed out loud. i wish they read the first fortune cookies also SO GOOD. Guillermo is king
MEXICAN FOOD IS THE BEST FOOD!! GO GUILLERMO! 😂👏💙
Way to go, Wonton Food! We love seeing all this good fortune coming your way!
quick fact fortune cookies were invented in the US!
Omg! I did not think I would jump the way I did when that bus came down! 😂😂😂
I was about to turn this blunt off but Kimmel came thru trueeeee
Love this
when the Guillermo is funnier than the host of the show.
Guillermo is hilarious. I love him!
As good as Jimmy's was, nothing compares to Conan's remotes. #TeamCoco
rohan bansal AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
rohan bansal can't complain tho. Might not be as entertaining as Conan but at least it's funny. Unlike Fallon or Corden
#TeamCOCO
Hugh Mungus what about John Oliver?
You're allowed to like more than one.
I dropped my tablet at 6:36!
cant go wrong with guillermo
6:32 I got actually scared lol
"MEXICAN FOOD IS BETTER THAN CHINESE FOOD" its funny cause it's true.
Lázaro Murad Mexican food is rarely eaten by non-Mexicans. Truth hurts.
Supaman Oh then I assume you don’t know that only MEXICAN and French traditional cousine are designated by UNESCO as cultural treasures so yeah, I have a feeling people around the world eat Mexican food and love it. Ignorance hurts... I suppose 🙃
and most people actually think Taco Bell is mexican food.
there are countless chinese restaurants in mexico, and 0 mexican restaurants outside continent america
yeah cause it's cheap. Really good tho.
Never used to be a fan of jimmy Kimmel now look at me now subscribed and watching his vids. Also Guillermo is funny
I need a friend Like taht
Savage G one that pulls tequilla off the butt?
Every time i pick a Guillermo video i say I will not laugh this time! 💯 of the time never works lol he's so funny ! Even his laugh makes me laugh 😂
“New and rewarding opportunities will soon develop for you “ but not under the Trump’s presidency.......
6:31 That bus scared the sh*t out of me 🤣
i thought the last cookie fortune was " your about to get deported"..
Jay Son Vyll Cortes hahaha
*you're
Lol! The bus surprised me as I waited for it 😂😁😀