OneyPlays Moments To Tuck Yourself Into Bed With | (Best Of, Funny Moments, Clips, Sleep Aid)

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  • Опубліковано 24 кві 2024
  • only the best of the oneyplays stories to make yourself fall asleep
    All clips come from ‪@OneyPlays‬
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    #Oneyplays
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  • @diplodorkus970
    @diplodorkus970 19 днів тому +644

    btw if anyone was curious about the first story, it's most likely that the guy put eyedrops on their pizza. Similar symptoms and it only takes a few drops to make you violently sick, so its very easy to sneak into food

    • @rublue42
      @rublue42 18 днів тому +122

      The fact that the creepy pizza guy knew to do that is insane

    • @toromaniac2232
      @toromaniac2232 18 днів тому +69

      Its scary how easy that sounds to do, especially with something like food delivery 😱

    • @E7FiretrUCK
      @E7FiretrUCK 18 днів тому +13

      I’m pretty sure they ate spoiled/undercooked meat. Or they had too much grease.

    • @owene2530
      @owene2530 18 днів тому +174

      ​@@E7FiretrUCK yeah it totally had nothing to do with the delivery guy who was acting completely ridiculous

    • @uzimakiking
      @uzimakiking 17 днів тому +6

      eyedrops full of what? normal eyedrop medicine on your pizza will make you ill?

  • @JBLZFTW
    @JBLZFTW 18 днів тому +313

    The thing that bothers me so much about the first clip is he complained and they said the guy got multiple complaints on his first day, yet he's still working there 2 months later not fired

    • @xplatypus516
      @xplatypus516 17 днів тому +58

      California

    • @nickkennedy9034
      @nickkennedy9034 17 днів тому +29

      @@xplatypus516 that kind of insanity is not exclusive to california

    • @willbaker8505
      @willbaker8505 17 днів тому +52

      He was a foreigner, we arnt allowed to fire them.

    • @CloverLovesTT
      @CloverLovesTT 17 днів тому

      ​@@willbaker8505 oh boo fuckin hoo man

    • @jahoyhoy9097
      @jahoyhoy9097 16 днів тому +13

      California is the worst state

  • @PUNCHEDPUNCHEDPUNCHED
    @PUNCHEDPUNCHEDPUNCHED 16 днів тому +181

    I can't believe someone was able to categorize the very specific Oneyplays moments where it's a hybrid between "best stories" and "stories that give me second hand minor discomfort"

    • @VANILLAZILLA
      @VANILLAZILLA 3 дні тому +3

      Its like visiting family and hearing stories for hours

  • @KugelBlitz0
    @KugelBlitz0 15 днів тому +120

    I heard Goku misheard Chris and kept calling him "Christian", so Chris changed his name.

    • @courier665
      @courier665 8 днів тому +6

      That's such an obscure fucking reference and I hate how I understand it

    • @notebookej
      @notebookej 8 днів тому

      ​@@courier665 i dont can you explain it

    • @courier665
      @courier665 8 днів тому +2

      @notebookej It's a Chris Chan reference.
      Early in his life some animatronic puppeteer misheard Chris Chans name so he changed it to Chris

    • @notebookej
      @notebookej 8 днів тому

      @@courier665 thanks

  • @TheQuaadFather
    @TheQuaadFather 14 днів тому +59

    "Homer threw maggie into the fire"
    that was my favorite episode

    • @TKstudios21
      @TKstudios21 9 днів тому +5

      Homer bring me to the fire
      throw me... iiiiin

  • @Spervo
    @Spervo 17 днів тому +54

    Every time I fall asleep to these videos whenever someone comes up with a hypothetical situation they always manage to influence my dreams.

  • @Producer765
    @Producer765 5 днів тому +8

    I feel called out. I've been using OneyPlays as an auditory nightlight for the past year lol. 😂

  • @Doctor_Portly_64
    @Doctor_Portly_64 6 днів тому +12

    My reminder that Alienware sucks because a bumbling kid threw one down the stairs and broke it

  • @TheJiblitFandanglers
    @TheJiblitFandanglers 29 днів тому +72

    Me slemby and I watch this. Good, good

  • @The_P.O.P
    @The_P.O.P 17 днів тому +66

    I lumber with the slumber I received from this laughter

  • @Pleasestoptalkingthanks
    @Pleasestoptalkingthanks 7 днів тому +7

    Its insane to me that the guy from Mick's Mega Satan story is also the same guy from the "I'd never hit her" story. AND that the gd 'bejeweled pube box' was corroborated by Chris, Zach AND Mick.
    Just who the hell was this dude??

    • @bazzjedimaster
      @bazzjedimaster День тому

      Take this with a grain of salt since they are just 4chan rumors but I heard people say the sister was supposedly Stamper's GF at the time and it was through him that they were allowed to live in the department, people think it was around this time Stamper started to dislike Chris.

  • @bobidybilly
    @bobidybilly 8 днів тому +2

    The shitting behind a dumpster story had me weak 😂

  • @blakes8901
    @blakes8901 17 днів тому +34

    These are the worst clips to tuck yourself into bed with. So depressing

  • @KitKat_293
    @KitKat_293 16 днів тому +17

    No one will ever believe me but I had an old copy of The Ice Queen fairy tale where they mentioned LapLand, where a native woman is like ice fishing or something. they encounter her on the way to the Ice Queens palace or some shit and it is implied lapland within the neighborhood of the ice queen and santa, the tip of the human world just south of the true north pole. irl I think it must be the northern tip of finland where the native/sami people live. even tho this was an american book it was a translation of the hans christian anderson Ice Queen tale. so it must be part of the european mythology. this has been your daily lapland lore

  • @Sh0ckWolf
    @Sh0ckWolf 15 днів тому +2

    It's 2:14am and I found the perfect video to sleep to. 😴💤😂

  • @Jeffreyhobbs01
    @Jeffreyhobbs01 15 днів тому

    Perfect just what i needed

  • @glacialWind
    @glacialWind 18 днів тому +22

    Has anybody found the guy on second life that does the goku voice

    • @Prosper_Dean
      @Prosper_Dean 16 днів тому +4

      I'm right here 😎 also wow your UA-cam account is even older than mine

    • @glacialWind
      @glacialWind 9 днів тому +4

      ​@@Prosper_Deanprove it

    • @Prosper_Dean
      @Prosper_Dean 9 днів тому +5

      @@glacialWind* *proves it**

    • @cal593
      @cal593 9 днів тому +7

      Holy shit he proved it.

    • @glacialWind
      @glacialWind 8 днів тому +7

      @@Prosper_Dean g...goku?

  • @Bearbytez
    @Bearbytez 17 днів тому +39

    This is like a Worst Of comp.

    • @plunetzero
      @plunetzero 11 днів тому +14

      Go ahead and make one for your own! I'm sure it will he epic! I believe in you!

  • @August-dq1cj
    @August-dq1cj 14 днів тому +3

    I have watched the shining listened to the new Eminem album all tonight and now it’s time to go to sleep or play mortal kombat 1 to this video

  • @mega_bird700
    @mega_bird700 4 дні тому

    That pizza story makes me feel bad but it’s so funny 😂

  • @gavryy2549
    @gavryy2549 2 дні тому +1

    What if the pizza guy knew about the restaurants poisonous pizza and purposely mangled it so people wouldn’t eat it, but the restaurant caught him and brain washed him into delivering pizzas normally.

  • @Bowsermmbbreal
    @Bowsermmbbreal 15 днів тому +6

    you should have made this the exact same way, but the volume is very loud, being the exact opposite of a sleep aid

  • @the_gagster_090
    @the_gagster_090 15 днів тому +8

    I missread the title VERY badly

    • @RoachCatJr
      @RoachCatJr 14 днів тому

      lol T look like F!!!! funny & epic 😉👍🏽

  • @KitKat_293
    @KitKat_293 16 днів тому +4

    41:22 no no I swear to christ above there is a very real reggae cover of that song it used to come on the christmas radio sometimes at like 2am. that's gotta be where they first got it from. those crazy irish kids

    • @watchtower5803
      @watchtower5803 11 днів тому +1

      Yeah, the band is Boney M's. They have a few Christmas songs, but Chris would be referring too 'Mary's Boy Child'.

  • @bongripmcgee
    @bongripmcgee 13 днів тому +2

    51:56 i just realized cory was 17 when ratatouille came out

    • @Flermpo
      @Flermpo День тому

      He was in third grade for three years him having that at 17 kinda makes sense he mightve been in like middle school

  • @CanadianSamsquanch
    @CanadianSamsquanch 12 днів тому

    ....my brain just will not let me see that as a "T"....

  • @GinoZump
    @GinoZump 19 годин тому

    Oneyplays moments to tuck yourself into, and you still have that loud outro music 😅

  • @ricebix
    @ricebix 14 днів тому +1

    Was the story about the guy downloading porn and getting a bill Adam?

  • @Scharfster
    @Scharfster 20 днів тому +43

    ew I hate hearing Mick lol

    • @VelvetAura
      @VelvetAura 19 днів тому +13

      I get whiplash from it lmao

    • @Squiddlewheel
      @Squiddlewheel 19 днів тому +56

      To be fair, his inclusion in this compilation WAS a power move.

    • @JBLZFTW
      @JBLZFTW 18 днів тому +20

      That shit he took behind the dumpster was the real power move

    • @breadlast
      @breadlast 17 днів тому

      why?

    • @lucasnadamas9317
      @lucasnadamas9317 17 днів тому +2

      Who the fuck is Mick

  • @spicyman3993
    @spicyman3993 2 місяці тому +5

    first lol