btw if anyone was curious about the first story, it's most likely that the guy put eyedrops on their pizza. Similar symptoms and it only takes a few drops to make you violently sick, so its very easy to sneak into food
I can't believe someone was able to categorize the very specific Oneyplays moments where it's a hybrid between "best stories" and "stories that give me second hand minor discomfort"
What if the pizza guy knew about the restaurants poisonous pizza and purposely mangled it so people wouldn’t eat it, but the restaurant caught him and brain washed him into delivering pizzas normally.
The thing that bothers me so much about the first clip is he complained and they said the guy got multiple complaints on his first day, yet he's still working there 2 months later not fired
@@slaughterbook I think it was specifically Christopher to Christian (which is funny since goku did the opposite) For some reason bob said he always wanted it to be Christian and just... cowered out of it? Whatever he means by that
Its insane to me that the guy from Mick's Mega Satan story is also the same guy from the "I'd never hit her" story. AND that the gd 'bejeweled pube box' was corroborated by Chris, Zach AND Mick. Just who the hell was this dude??
Take this with a grain of salt since they are just 4chan rumors but I heard people say the sister was supposedly Stamper's GF at the time and it was through him that they were allowed to live in the department, people think it was around this time Stamper started to dislike Chris.
41:22 no no I swear to christ above there is a very real reggae cover of that song it used to come on the christmas radio sometimes at like 2am. that's gotta be where they first got it from. those crazy irish kids
9:56. The only way I see this prank playing out in any kind of funny way is if you put an Xbox in a seperate package or if you give it to the kid non chelantly like "oh and I guess you can have this useless crap that came with it" and give him the Xbox. But a kid should never ever have a memory of their parents tricking them like that on Christmas and the joke is over as soon as the kid starts crying. I grew up in a household that would give each other a lot of shit but you have to draw the line somewhere.
No one will ever believe me but I had an old copy of The Ice Queen fairy tale where they mentioned LapLand, where a native woman is like ice fishing or something. they encounter her on the way to the Ice Queens palace or some shit and it is implied lapland within the neighborhood of the ice queen and santa, the tip of the human world just south of the true north pole. irl I think it must be the northern tip of finland where the native/sami people live. even tho this was an american book it was a translation of the hans christian anderson Ice Queen tale. so it must be part of the european mythology. this has been your daily lapland lore
No reason other than his name is one of few, other than Niall (who is my second guess) who's name is short enough, who is the kind of person who would download porn
"shad doesnt do anything bad" hahaha guys isnt that so funny. They're saying that because shadman at the time was an active pd file that drew real life children! Isnt that so funny?
@@cameronabshire1195 If you cant drop a friend when he draws Cheese Pizza of real life children and you actively joke about it, i dont think dropping him being "hard" is the issue
@@kaydenjones3183 I say if you're a generally agreeable person, you tend to attract all sorts of people who you eventually discover you don't like/cannot stand up for. Its happened enough times to me since, I try to get along with everyone, and I also have a hard time confronting people when they're acting shitty (until such a point it becomes intolerable). The fact the boys don't speak of him anymore should be valid enough. Its not our job to police who they hang out with.
@ dude i 100% agree with your general idea, the problem is they were hanging out with shad when he was actively illustrating real life KIDS. They joke about it multiple times on the channel. It was the biggest open secret in the art community and on youtube that Shad was a creep
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btw if anyone was curious about the first story, it's most likely that the guy put eyedrops on their pizza. Similar symptoms and it only takes a few drops to make you violently sick, so its very easy to sneak into food
The fact that the creepy pizza guy knew to do that is insane
Its scary how easy that sounds to do, especially with something like food delivery 😱
I’m pretty sure they ate spoiled/undercooked meat. Or they had too much grease.
@@E7FiretrUCK yeah it totally had nothing to do with the delivery guy who was acting completely ridiculous
eyedrops full of what? normal eyedrop medicine on your pizza will make you ill?
I can't believe someone was able to categorize the very specific Oneyplays moments where it's a hybrid between "best stories" and "stories that give me second hand minor discomfort"
Its like visiting family and hearing stories for hours
What if the pizza guy knew about the restaurants poisonous pizza and purposely mangled it so people wouldn’t eat it, but the restaurant caught him and brain washed him into delivering pizzas normally.
What if......I kiss you.......tenderly on the lips?
they don't want you to know the truth behind the pizza man, they won't let him be heralded as a hero
him saying "look at pizza" was him trying to take back control and save them
I love yall schizophrenics
The thing that bothers me so much about the first clip is he complained and they said the guy got multiple complaints on his first day, yet he's still working there 2 months later not fired
California
@@xplatypus516 that kind of insanity is not exclusive to california
He was a foreigner, we arnt allowed to fire them.
@@willbaker8505 oh boo fuckin hoo man
California is the worst state
My reminder that Alienware sucks because a bumbling kid threw one down the stairs and broke it
I heard Goku misheard Chris and kept calling him "Christian", so Chris changed his name.
That's such an obscure fucking reference and I hate how I understand it
@@courier665 i dont can you explain it
@notebookej It's a Chris Chan reference.
Early in his life some animatronic puppeteer misheard Chris Chans name so he changed it to Chris
@@courier665 thanks
@@slaughterbook I think it was specifically Christopher to Christian (which is funny since goku did the opposite)
For some reason bob said he always wanted it to be Christian and just... cowered out of it? Whatever he means by that
"Homer threw maggie into the fire"
that was my favorite episode
Homer bring me to the fire
throw me... iiiiin
“My friend shad doesn’t instigate much shit” is a proclamation that has aged like milk
I'm out of the loop, what happened?
@EmilyAnne1013 he drew porn of real children
Isn’t it a different Shad?
@@Aidan2005Baidan Do you know what the deal is or what happened?
@@EmilyAnne1013 If this is the Shad I think they're referring to, Shad made CP of real people constantly, Pron of his mom, etc.
I feel called out. I've been using OneyPlays as an auditory nightlight for the past year lol. 😂
Every time I fall asleep to these videos whenever someone comes up with a hypothetical situation they always manage to influence my dreams.
I lumber with the slumber I received from this laughter
You slumber, you cucumber
@@WakeyWakeyThuggerShakeyYou nappa, you get slappa
You catch up on some zeds, you get out of my heads
Sleep you beep
Starting off with that pizza story is genuinely perfect for sleep ngl ding dong's explanation is so nice for some reason lol
He has a very gentle voice. I think that's why it's so funny next to Julian's wheezing laughter and chris' insanity
Its insane to me that the guy from Mick's Mega Satan story is also the same guy from the "I'd never hit her" story. AND that the gd 'bejeweled pube box' was corroborated by Chris, Zach AND Mick.
Just who the hell was this dude??
Take this with a grain of salt since they are just 4chan rumors but I heard people say the sister was supposedly Stamper's GF at the time and it was through him that they were allowed to live in the department, people think it was around this time Stamper started to dislike Chris.
Stamper's grilfriend's brother allegedly.
8:04 Chris: My dad is the shiest and nicest guy
Also Chris: My dad walked in the room and yell at me because I was laying on the floor
Tbf it was probably out of fear, just seeing your child laying on the floor not moving for seemingly no reason can probably scare you as a parent 😂😂
Me slemby and I watch this. Good, good
The shitting behind a dumpster story had me weak 😂
These are the worst clips to tuck yourself into bed with. So depressing
41:22 no no I swear to christ above there is a very real reggae cover of that song it used to come on the christmas radio sometimes at like 2am. that's gotta be where they first got it from. those crazy irish kids
Yeah, the band is Boney M's. They have a few Christmas songs, but Chris would be referring too 'Mary's Boy Child'.
Chris describing a man who poisoned him as "Just goofin around" is a highlight of the entire show
51:56 i just realized cory was 17 when ratatouille came out
He was in third grade for three years him having that at 17 kinda makes sense he mightve been in like middle school
I would totally kiss Cory
@@Flermpo wait how do you know that
@@finally9902 Me too
i love how DingDong out-alphas everyone in the convo
9:56. The only way I see this prank playing out in any kind of funny way is if you put an Xbox in a seperate package or if you give it to the kid non chelantly like "oh and I guess you can have this useless crap that came with it" and give him the Xbox. But a kid should never ever have a memory of their parents tricking them like that on Christmas and the joke is over as soon as the kid starts crying. I grew up in a household that would give each other a lot of shit but you have to draw the line somewhere.
41:27 it's "Mary's Boy Child" by Boney M, yeah the same Jamaican/German group that did Rasputin and Daddy Cool.
Has anybody found the guy on second life that does the goku voice
I'm right here 😎 also wow your UA-cam account is even older than mine
@@Prosper_Deanprove it
@@glacialWind* *proves it**
Holy shit he proved it.
@@Prosper_Dean g...goku?
30:41 “he lives in the North Pole you dipshit” is so fucking funny cause they are arguing about Santa
It's 2:14am and I found the perfect video to sleep to. 😴💤😂
That pizza story makes me feel bad but it’s so funny 😂
No one will ever believe me but I had an old copy of The Ice Queen fairy tale where they mentioned LapLand, where a native woman is like ice fishing or something. they encounter her on the way to the Ice Queens palace or some shit and it is implied lapland within the neighborhood of the ice queen and santa, the tip of the human world just south of the true north pole. irl I think it must be the northern tip of finland where the native/sami people live. even tho this was an american book it was a translation of the hans christian anderson Ice Queen tale. so it must be part of the european mythology. this has been your daily lapland lore
Sonic goes to the real world dude
I missread the title VERY badly
lol T look like F!!!! funny & epic 😉👍🏽
@@RoachCatJr ok but I actually LOLed audibly and quite long when I realized what it looked like
Perfect just what i needed
This is better than 89.4% of podcasts.
Not as good as Talk Tuah
@@trickedrain Obviously.
Currently tucked in bed with a warm milk ab to watch this
23:41 um, Cory?
Dave always has stories of himself being a beta soy boy yet he thinks he’s above them.
Was the story about the guy downloading porn and getting a bill Adam?
It very well could be
Watching clips with mick is so awkward now, since his dreaded power move.
To this day i still wonder which friend downloaded the porn. My money is on Mick
No reason other than his name is one of few, other than Niall (who is my second guess) who's name is short enough, who is the kind of person who would download porn
@@ohheyitsguyCory. Absolutely Cory
@@malikoniousjoe I think Corey would be loud and proud about it, shame isn't one of his primary characteristics
i feel like this is most definitely adam or something very in character for him
Oneyplays moments to tuck yourself into, and you still have that loud outro music 😅
....my brain just will not let me see that as a "T"....
This is like a Worst Of comp.
Go ahead and make one for your own! I'm sure it will he epic! I believe in you!
That's the best part
Chris' dad is a psycho lmao
The 5000$ porn story is 1000% Cory dude
I have watched the shining listened to the new Eminem album all tonight and now it’s time to go to sleep or play mortal kombat 1 to this video
you should have made this the exact same way, but the volume is very loud, being the exact opposite of a sleep aid
turn it down then
Turn down the volume on your device brother
8:27
I really misread the hell out of the title...
That pizza one really pisses me off. This guy should have got Cartel'd. :D
ew I hate hearing Mick lol
I get whiplash from it lmao
To be fair, his inclusion in this compilation WAS a power move.
That shit he took behind the dumpster was the real power move
why?
Who the fuck is Mick
a mimir
"shad doesnt do anything bad" hahaha guys isnt that so funny. They're saying that because shadman at the time was an active pd file that drew real life children! Isnt that so funny?
Shad is one of those legacy Newgrounds animators if I'm not mistaken. It's hard to drop old friends even when they turn out rotten.
@@cameronabshire1195 If you cant drop a friend when he draws Cheese Pizza of real life children and you actively joke about it, i dont think dropping him being "hard" is the issue
@@kaydenjones3183 I say if you're a generally agreeable person, you tend to attract all sorts of people who you eventually discover you don't like/cannot stand up for.
Its happened enough times to me since, I try to get along with everyone, and I also have a hard time confronting people when they're acting shitty (until such a point it becomes intolerable). The fact the boys don't speak of him anymore should be valid enough. Its not our job to police who they hang out with.
@ dude i 100% agree with your general idea, the problem is they were hanging out with shad when he was actively illustrating real life KIDS. They joke about it multiple times on the channel. It was the biggest open secret in the art community and on youtube that Shad was a creep
first lol
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