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  • @sophie_3079
    @sophie_3079 3 роки тому +8150

    i forgot how good the "rapists beware" "you're in for a scare" bit was

    • @theaterbugsc1158
      @theaterbugsc1158 3 роки тому +184

      It kills me everytime

    • @xXFangRideXx
      @xXFangRideXx 3 роки тому +311

      just the "heheh youre in for a scare" murders me

    • @cerbear594
      @cerbear594 3 роки тому +74

      it makes me also spit out my drink every time, i've seen it so many times but i always forget

    • @theaterbugsc1158
      @theaterbugsc1158 3 роки тому +27

      susan klein hehehe you’re in for a scare

    • @Theosyion
      @Theosyion 3 роки тому +360

      11:34 enjoy

  • @TheJacobstutorials
    @TheJacobstutorials 3 роки тому +2128

    The iconic Zach “ What would you do if?..”

    • @Dorf274
      @Dorf274 3 роки тому +140

      All of our lives are controlled by Zach's infinite hypotheticals.

    • @distilledbrainstem7364
      @distilledbrainstem7364 3 роки тому +17

      No but seriously this is a great video

    • @plok7533
      @plok7533 3 роки тому +9

      I wish one day he would say that and then say nothing else, just add nothing onto it.

    • @inktoxicant
      @inktoxicant 3 роки тому +4

      @@Dorf274 hypothadelcal

    • @moppupaws
      @moppupaws 2 роки тому +8

      its his fault that im constantly making my friends and boyfriend answer ridiculous hypotheticals almost daily.

  • @NotShiggy
    @NotShiggy 3 роки тому +1029

    The "Isreal?..." "Yeah Tomar." is my favourite one ever.

    • @jibbzpersonal
      @jibbzpersonal 3 роки тому +44

      TIMESTAMP PLEASE!! i have been looking for this moment forever

    • @shen4385
      @shen4385 3 роки тому +46

      @@jibbzpersonal 36:41

    • @JHenryEden
      @JHenryEden Рік тому +6

      really funny how he bragged about being a pure askhenahzi too.

    • @GreenEyedDazzler
      @GreenEyedDazzler Рік тому +1

      @@JHenryEden stay mad

    • @JHenryEden
      @JHenryEden Рік тому +7

      @@GreenEyedDazzler to say it like zach would: "its just a funny little factoid"

  • @Lambda_Ovine
    @Lambda_Ovine 3 роки тому +5693

    "You haven't defeated me!" will forever crack me up.

  • @cloudycretin
    @cloudycretin 3 роки тому +2339

    15:50 I love how REAL Chris’s impression of a mcdonalds employee is, he sounds like he’s actually sounds like he’s working there

    • @jackskellingtonation
      @jackskellingtonation 3 роки тому +29

      Time please?

    • @irjohnston35
      @irjohnston35 3 роки тому +17

      Time please?

    • @puppy34875
      @puppy34875 3 роки тому +48

      15:50

    • @inktoxicant
      @inktoxicant 3 роки тому +154

      The defeated "I truly don't know what to do here sir" being drowned out by people speaking nonsense over each other is the perfect summary of the fast food employee experience

    • @therestinghornet6906
      @therestinghornet6906 3 роки тому +15

      from someone who worked at a McDonald's for 2 years I got liek fucking PTSD flashbacks.
      I actually had some guy get mad because we didn't have a Whopper once.
      Its fucking asinine how stupid people are

  • @georgeullrich9086
    @georgeullrich9086 3 роки тому +934

    "Let's hold the iron lung up to the mic"
    Says chris as he himself lifts up the entire 500lb iron lung from the era of polio to the 10lb mic stand with Julian inside

    • @DeepFreeze172
      @DeepFreeze172 3 роки тому +53

      Chris is a strong boy.

    • @1czesia
      @1czesia 3 роки тому +40

      Why is Julian inside of the mic stand?

    • @knutandersson4606
      @knutandersson4606 3 роки тому +24

      @@1czesia Because he's the size of an eyelash mite.

  • @1gnore_me.
    @1gnore_me. Рік тому +3119

    I feel like 90% of zach's bits are just him testing things for smiling friends

    • @Ambipie
      @Ambipie Рік тому +181

      he's been writing comedy since he was little

    • @lowearthsurfer
      @lowearthsurfer Рік тому +489

      @@Ambipie he's been writing comedy since he was a homunculus

    • @owenwalsh1432
      @owenwalsh1432 Рік тому +277

      @@lowearthsurfer Zach actually inscribed the script for the first episode of smiling friends inside the walls of his egg sack

    • @josephomega9799
      @josephomega9799 Рік тому +57

      I've been saying this for years and no-one's listened to me

    • @lowearthsurfer
      @lowearthsurfer Рік тому +37

      @@josephomega9799 no u haven't. U have 0 uploaded videos.

  • @CubicSagacity
    @CubicSagacity 3 роки тому +5353

    Complete timestamp list. Hope this helps 😁👍🏻
    0:07 - "guy who have lot a water"
    0:18 - Julian throws Chris's phone
    1:28 - Microscopic witches
    1:45 - Spongebob fart jokes
    2:38 - Obama speech about Plankton stealing the Secret Formula
    3:12 - Sasquatch Hypothetical: Red Pill or Blue Pill
    5:05 - Get him a ~croissant~
    5:47 - Priest confessional/"I boiled a frog in water, Your Honor"
    6:26 - Creating new sound effects (Matt scream + Robbie Rotten impressions)/Julian is always hooked up to machines
    7:21 - Sasquatch Hypothetical: Sansa Squatch
    7:52 - Baby employees
    9:06 - The Mandalorian: An Oneyfilms Production
    10:13 - Cake-Takers business model
    11:25 - Rapists beware... you're in for a scare!
    12:33 - Trump Impression: Linkara/"BUILD THAT WALL!"
    13:30 - Miss Fowl's membrane-blast/Jimmy Neutron impressions
    15:07 - You are being sued for teh libelz/1cm string of shit
    15:50 - McDonald's employee roleplay/"You haven't defeated me"
    19:53 - Stigmata Donkey
    20:48 - Sora swims through urine
    21:24 - Crash Bandicoot game theories/Crash anagrams ("Rash C")
    22:43 - Donkey Kong breathing with his eyes closed
    22:59 - Flo from Progressive is a "knife-fucking meme"
    23:33 - "Bigfinger"/The 49% Interesting Reviewer
    24:05 - Hypothetical: Matt Watson Banana
    27:32 - Call your friends "sweetheart"
    27:59 - The Anything Video Contest
    28:08 - Chris grabs his first boob/Chris's baby
    29:08 - Stonehenge and Slenderman
    29:23 - Jimmy Neutron gets Black-Pilled/The Braincel Subreddit
    30:39 - Hypothetical: Your Brain is Exposed
    31:00 - Goron impressions/Nerd bullies
    31:45 - The Tale of Tommy Two/Daddy Dearest ("he'd sneeze into his son's mouth")
    33:51 - "I want my fucking cheeseburger!"/"What'd you say, motherfucker?"
    34:21 - "Take it EZ babe!!! 😎"
    36:13 - Can't find where you "coomed"/Tomar pushes Israel
    36:54 - Get out of here you ______ /Italian Pepperonos
    38:38 - Spiderman 2 debate (Mary-Jane and Spiderman are broken up)/"Are you in or are you out?" (Gay Green Goblin)
    39:59 - The Hooter Trial/"You wanted to work at the Hoot, but your boobie were noot"
    44:05 - Tomar Theme Song
    45:12 - Trump Hypothetical: Atop the Fourth Wall Theme Song
    45:34 - "You have to go back to the past, to play these shitty games that suck ass"/Samurai Jack impressions ("a buffalo took a diarrhea dump in his ear")
    46:19 - How many realms are there in this game?
    46:31 - Young Sheldon ("Husband I'm going to shake our child!")/500 Bazingas!
    47:25 - Plankton uses the golden word/"The Brappy Patty"
    49:06 - The Brap Rap ("freesoundsfart.wave")
    49:32 - The Video of The Man/"Mike TV" Man
    51:30 - The Blurry Man and the Perfectly-Lit, Dark Alley
    52:24 - Otaku Joker Mukbang
    53:38 - Vitality Cookies/Dr. Big Bones
    54:58 - "I don't want to have to put a fucking bullet in your head, baby darling"
    55:21 - Elderly Toy Story
    55:54 - Actual Revolution 60/The Ancient War
    56:33 - "Oi I die!"
    57:09 - "You've Got a Friend in Me" Encore
    57:11 - Pokémon Adventures ("Thank you for doing Pokémon jokes for me")/"I got hard like Metapod"
    58:46 - The Simpsons Season 32, Episode 1: "Homer Freaking Clones Himself"
    1:00:47 - Hypothetical: Ronald McDonald's Pus-Filled Clown Nose
    1:04:42 - Mouse hit-and-run
    1:05:18 - "Do ya chain hang low?"/Chris attempts to sing ("he put his finger inside of his... cock")
    1:06:25 - The Flying Dog Prank
    1:06:44 - The Slap-Off (Matt scream)
    1:07:22 - The Tiny Man with the Tiny Knife in the Very Wide Alleyway
    1:08:03 - Coffin Jenga
    1:08:47 - Christmas Carol
    1:10:08 - Monkey A and Monkey 2 Shenanigans (Monkey sings the "Song of Storms")
    1:11:19 - Jedi Counsel Confusion ("The screaming, disappearing chair-man")
    1:12:39 - When you cream do you scream?
    1:13:13 - WE'RE ALL FUCKED, WE TOUCHED!/Can't we all just get a gun
    1:14:05 - George Lucas is a genius/"I want Jar-Jar to kill Han Solo"
    1:15:05 - Chris's Mail-Order Bride
    1:15:57 - Obama strokes out
    1:16:19 - Kingdom Hearts suicide pact/Goofy's green life-force
    1:17:12 - Pokémon are just extra mouths to feed/"I'm 10, what the fuck?!"
    1:18:00 - Chris's dog, Whizzy
    1:18:20 - We Are the Champions: Disney Cover
    1:19:32 - The Mario 64 Hoax ("Look, it's real!")/"They'll all believe me now 😈"
    1:20:14 - Rev up your Harley Quinn/The Goker
    1:21:21 - Ding Dong strokes out ("Siri, me wee hehehe")/The sound of a genius solving a puzzle
    1:21:45 - Little Michael finds out there's a God
    1:22:51 - Domestic abuse
    1:23:01 - Julian's three-month delayed reaction ("What Does the Fox Say")
    1:23:25 - Grinding gears
    1:23:55 - Aphrodisiac martini
    1:24:07 - Robbie Rotten tries to dox/"DOX HIM, NOT ME!"
    1:25:17 - Creepypasta: Did Mario Swear???/"She was a fake gamer girl the whole time"
    1:27:16 - The Gang Gets Better at Hypotheticals
    1:29:03 - Chris spikes his Monster Energy ("MISTAKE")
    1:29:52 - Stupid man at a bar ("the ice cubes hurt my teeth")
    1:30:43 - THIS IS THE 80'S
    1:32:05 - President Ding Dong
    1:34:58 - My Uncle, the Apeist/Mama Luigi laugh
    1:36:07 - Anti-Bullying Educational Video ("If bully make you boom-boom, step away from boom-boom")
    1:37:26 - Tom Kenny scatting/Sponge pubes
    1:38:34 - Only people from British are gonna get this ("Get your fucking shit together, wife")
    1:39:48 - Cumbledore/Replacing Harry Potter with Chrischan
    1:42:00 - I too am Humaan/"I enjoy the way you do not put your finger in me"
    1:42:51 - Hypothetical: Baby Face on Your Big Toe/Chris's baby impression
    1:43:42 - Hypothetical: Cat Noises ("Power rangers the movie")
    1:45:15 - Prostate Exam Methods
    1:47:06 - Homerphobic
    1:48:09 - Bigman Theme Song
    1:48:43 - Rod's Hard-drive
    1:49:26 - A Very Kitten Christmas: Blanco's Demonic Adventure
    1:51:55 - Chris wants McDonald's
    1:52:31 - MatPat the Historian ("Slave Theory")
    1:53:08 - Fat Albert's thigh gap
    1:53:15 - Wormy Rachel/Stock photo man
    1:54:11 - Chris assaults a child with a soccer ball and blames it on everything but himself/"Where's my fuckin' puss"
    1:55:10 - Uncle Critic/"Hello you're my son"
    1:55:54 - Jimmy Neutron Theme Song
    1:56:48 - Chris aggressively relaxes Julian to death
    1:58:00 - Hypothetical: Dead Obama in Your Urethra/"Don't let the girls see me like this!"
    1:59:35 - Ron's got cancer ("Chemo's brilliant")
    2:00:35 - Super Mario Odyssey Theme Song ("Princess Peach go missing, missing")
    2:01:52 - Kickstarter pitch video/Ding Dong dies

    • @septicsilly
      @septicsilly 3 роки тому +197

      Jesus Christ dude how long did this take you??

    • @CubicSagacity
      @CubicSagacity 3 роки тому +197

      @@septicsilly About 5 hours lol

    • @jarnsus2038
      @jarnsus2038 3 роки тому +42

      @@CubicSagacity damn, you got a lot of free time

    • @CubicSagacity
      @CubicSagacity 3 роки тому +136

      @@jarnsus2038 Putting all that quarantine-time to good use haha

    • @MELLOWDRAMA
      @MELLOWDRAMA 3 роки тому +43

      I love you my friend

  • @Hayatehiroyuki25
    @Hayatehiroyuki25 3 роки тому +6716

    I still like to believe that r/Braincels got shut down because the mods were tired of the massive flood of Jimmy Neutron memes messing up the wholesome nature of the subreddit

    • @scr0ngle108
      @scr0ngle108 3 роки тому +382

      I'm sorry, wholesome?

    • @slurpfung906
      @slurpfung906 3 роки тому +382

      @@scr0ngle108 what are you talking about?Braincels was always wholesome because the whole purpose of the subreddit is to combat the one thing that plagues humanity
      Tiny wrist

    • @lilscooty4429
      @lilscooty4429 3 роки тому +135

      wholesome? what lmao

    • @JeremyFinch42
      @JeremyFinch42 3 роки тому +72

      Who said that's not what really happened?

    • @wormdeath
      @wormdeath 3 роки тому +46

      wholesome?

  • @Matthew-mo7wh
    @Matthew-mo7wh 3 роки тому +4675

    Please tell me "Rapists beware, you're in for a scare" is in this video

  • @Venorpion
    @Venorpion 3 роки тому +2245

    1:35:20 - Chris: "My uncle was an apist"
    - Julian: "An apist?"
    - DingDong: "What does that mean, Chris?"
    - Chris: " He forcibly APED people.... He turned them into apes" LMAO

    • @Saiaxs
      @Saiaxs 3 роки тому +165

      “DIPPED IT IN MUD”

    • @SomeGuyHowGoesIt
      @SomeGuyHowGoesIt 3 роки тому +64

      @@Saiaxs might be my fav oney moment if only for julian's incredible shock

    • @Ilickarmpits69
      @Ilickarmpits69 3 роки тому +37

      Saiaxs the solid 4 seconds it took julian to realize is gold

    • @BigGreaseEX
      @BigGreaseEX 3 роки тому +21

      He used his crinkled ape finger

    • @mariocar0727
      @mariocar0727 3 роки тому +9

      @@BigGreaseEX Crinkled ape magic finger

  • @kolbykauffman4180
    @kolbykauffman4180 3 роки тому +612

    “Why would he sneeze into his son’s mouth?”
    “Because he’s abusive.”
    I’ve replayed that line over and over and it still hits the same

  • @paperbort3669
    @paperbort3669 3 роки тому +4114

    I heard OneyPlays pays their editors extra to cut out their coughing and wheezing, as to not show weakness.

    • @AsecasJavi
      @AsecasJavi 3 роки тому +225

      I feel like they are powerful gods honestly, if they coughed I would feel superior to them, therefore rendering them useless for my entertainment

    • @FleshNFaith
      @FleshNFaith 3 роки тому +131

      Julian never left the show, they just have to edit around him wheezing so he's in the raw recordings, but not any of the final uploads.

    • @scarletbard6511
      @scarletbard6511 3 роки тому +107

      @@FleshNFaith
      I fucking love the idea of Julian just wheezing and laughing the entire time, and they just have to edit around him.

    • @gnrmetallica95
      @gnrmetallica95 3 роки тому +8

      Sounds like something to consult the HR department about

    • @randomguyontheinternet7940
      @randomguyontheinternet7940 3 роки тому +16

      @@FleshNFaith Fun Fact: Julian, with Zach or Lyle has never happened.

  • @TheEggwolls
    @TheEggwolls 3 роки тому +2250

    “I’m a virgin, Jimmy. Make me bleed”
    - Mrs. Fowl

  • @blorgo5619
    @blorgo5619 3 роки тому +938

    I love Ding Dong’s response to almost every hypothetical,
    “They wouldn’t say that...”
    “They can’t do that...”
    “Who cares?”

    • @Drewbie176
      @Drewbie176 3 роки тому +116

      He’s a real master of improv.

    • @shadowjamm
      @shadowjamm 2 роки тому +74

      Ya gotta have a straight man to increase the comedy quality just that little bit

    • @Subpar1O1
      @Subpar1O1 2 роки тому +70

      "He's a tiny man running around, that doesn't mean anything"

    • @ZRZK2127
      @ZRZK2127 2 роки тому +18

      My favorite response is "I would just die" but that's Cory I think.

  • @pauldee1577
    @pauldee1577 2 роки тому +93

    "I've got a box of 56 crayons, and I'm down to 23" super underrated line. that killed me

    • @EsteemedReptile
      @EsteemedReptile 9 місяців тому

      Was that a reference to something or was it just a pair of numbers he pulled from his ass?

  • @CG_GamingChannel
    @CG_GamingChannel 3 роки тому +901

    There's nothing more wholesome than hearing Chris laugh. I think its because it reminds me of Elmo, and I loved Elmo as a young grasshopper

    • @kirbyfanprime
      @kirbyfanprime 3 роки тому +35

      Oh, no, I can't unhear it now....thank you for this gift.

    • @cappybappy4140
      @cappybappy4140 3 роки тому +3

      This is what I’ve been saying for years

    • @NoOne-qo6nb
      @NoOne-qo6nb 3 роки тому +17

      And Cory's laugh sounds like Tiger from Winnie the Pooh. Lol

    • @LOL48093
      @LOL48093 3 роки тому +2

      and you'll make it flow, like water

    • @tonytattletaleliano956
      @tonytattletaleliano956 3 роки тому +7

      To me his laughs sound like a monkey

  • @n0duh
    @n0duh 3 роки тому +2784

    Game Category: "League of Legends"

    • @Optimustully
      @Optimustully 3 роки тому +57

      Don't you know? This IS the League of Legends!

    • @supahcomix
      @supahcomix 3 роки тому +84

      @@Jeremy-lu6wo its because league of legends is so bad it makes everyone laugh so hard

    • @Mike4Lifexx
      @Mike4Lifexx 3 роки тому +79

      It's because the OneyPlays crew is a league of legends.

    • @swiftkaratechop10
      @swiftkaratechop10 3 роки тому +4

      Big brain plays

    • @kingmorgana6782
      @kingmorgana6782 3 роки тому +4

      I got a leauge of legends ad, lol

  • @donaldbrown3838
    @donaldbrown3838 3 роки тому +165

    The way Chris says “A BUFFALO” at 46:09 makes my smile so big and greasy my cheeks rip open revealing a bunch of tiny little wonderful critters

  • @dombjomb
    @dombjomb 3 роки тому +391

    The “Take it EZ babe!!!” story is legitimately one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard to the point where people who don’t find Oneyplays funny could understand it and enjoy it, which is good for me since none of my friends think Oneyplays is as funny as I do for some Godforsaken reason

    • @scum1633
      @scum1633 3 роки тому +91

      the funniest part of that is that shad is the most degenerate artist on the internet, but he got embarassed by that somehow

    • @magnumopus788
      @magnumopus788 2 роки тому +8

      Same i always try to show my brother and hes just straightfaced. Maybe the boys really did ruin my humor. Its mostly the only thing i find funny

    • @AoiUsagiOtoko
      @AoiUsagiOtoko 2 роки тому +40

      chris' voice when he says "it was him >:)" makes me lose my goddamn mind

    • @Hambo325
      @Hambo325 2 роки тому

      @@scum1633 trust me, there is more degen, he's just the only one that's "mainstream"

    • @Amartin-mu6oj
      @Amartin-mu6oj 2 роки тому

      @@scum1633 He's talking about shadman?

  • @JustinCase420
    @JustinCase420 3 роки тому +371

    I think "Daddy Fearest" is one of Chris' best laughter xD

  • @purrroki
    @purrroki 3 роки тому +168

    Julian and chris’s laughs are so hearty and healthy and meaty. I wanna hear ding dong laugh so hard he shits so loudly it clips the audio

    • @ghostface5559
      @ghostface5559 3 роки тому +4

      dang you're cute

    • @beaux6251
      @beaux6251 3 роки тому +30

      @@ghostface5559 get this man some water

  • @Alextheflykat
    @Alextheflykat 3 роки тому +194

    1:19:20 chris doing the "WEEE" thing is so funny to me lol

  • @abigaillafey3551
    @abigaillafey3551 3 роки тому +421

    When ding dong makes Chris laugh so hard telling him the story about the big huge fat friend that would fart in the floor lol i hope that’s in this

    • @LatinaCreamQueen
      @LatinaCreamQueen 3 роки тому +64

      Reading this comment alone made me remember and laugh.

    • @jimmybopper
      @jimmybopper 3 роки тому +57

      Ripass

    • @whatsmyusernameagain
      @whatsmyusernameagain 3 роки тому +6

      What vid is that from?

    • @NoOne-qo6nb
      @NoOne-qo6nb 3 роки тому +4

      @@StinkoBrownTV it is

    • @NoOne-qo6nb
      @NoOne-qo6nb 3 роки тому +35

      Another Kingdom Hearts moment is when Ding Dong made Chris cry laughing whilst discussing the Miracles song by Insane Clown Posse

  • @TerminatorTheory
    @TerminatorTheory 3 роки тому +2289

    *It's cute how when Zach laughs too hard he squeaks*

  • @scrithen2836
    @scrithen2836 3 роки тому +78

    Chris' genuinely confused and frightened "Why would he do that?" after the father sneezed in his mouth is just so funny

  • @MrAwesomeMatty
    @MrAwesomeMatty 3 роки тому +123

    13:05 I can't believe the impressions and specifically that joke made the real Linkara so salty, that he hates Chris over it.

    • @bulletbill5977
      @bulletbill5977 2 роки тому +19

      That makes it so much more hilarious

  • @goldchris1111
    @goldchris1111 3 роки тому +822

    zach as trump talking about linkara is amazing
    timestamps for my favs: 11:38 12:34 29:25 1:00:52 1:08:03 1:19:35 1:24:07 1:25:18 1:35:14

    • @ReekieRoo2
      @ReekieRoo2 3 роки тому +2

      Nice pfp

    • @leowagnerr
      @leowagnerr 3 роки тому +9

      Its so funny, but why does he say THE LIGHTBRINGER

    • @shade159
      @shade159 3 роки тому +13

      Linkara is the lightbringer

    • @thezachman1
      @thezachman1 3 роки тому +1

      god bless you, my son

    • @REDDAWNproject
      @REDDAWNproject 3 роки тому +14

      @@leowagnerr before linkara was linkara, he made SUPER cringe comics starring Lightbringer.

  • @yowatchie
    @yowatchie 3 роки тому +892

    God you could do a day long compilation solely of Joolian’s glorious beautiful laugh.

    • @limppickle4306
      @limppickle4306 3 роки тому +18

      "Complication" lmao

    • @adie445
      @adie445 3 роки тому +22

      "Wait, its all Juloolian's laugh?"
      "Always have been"

    • @shoeshine00
      @shoeshine00 3 роки тому +6

      That would be nice

    • @darkmetaknight8623
      @darkmetaknight8623 3 роки тому +9

      His wonderful prospector chuckle

    • @pentelegomenon1175
      @pentelegomenon1175 3 роки тому +4

      I once saw a comment that said something like
      _chris: says funny thing_
      _julian: expels all air from his lungs_
      I thought it was pretty accurate.

  • @Thilath
    @Thilath 2 роки тому +70

    oh jesus god 1:13:13 when he says "I'm sorry, bring julian back" it hit me so bad I laughed until I cried and i cannot tell you why lmao

  • @Huansy
    @Huansy 3 роки тому +58

    36:30 that “yeah tomar..” is the funniest thing to me

  • @Borti_Ovi
    @Borti_Ovi 3 роки тому +1673

    While OneyPlays had a myriad of guests throughout this channel’s lifespan, Zach seems to be the most Luigi of them all, mostly because of his relationship with Chris prior to OneyPlays.

    • @a.pngofafrycook8784
      @a.pngofafrycook8784 3 роки тому +80

      Wee-gi

    • @Ebbie155
      @Ebbie155 3 роки тому +162

      Borti_Ovi oh my god lol I always considered Zach a part of oneyplays but o guess technically he is a guest lol like you said basically a Luigi of the channel

    • @raymanfan9265
      @raymanfan9265 3 роки тому +64

      More like Wario and waluigi

    • @Borti_Ovi
      @Borti_Ovi 3 роки тому +82

      @@raymanfan9265
      Shouldn’t that be Tomar and Lyle since they are “the chaotic ones” of the group?

    • @JordaneRichard
      @JordaneRichard 3 роки тому +144

      The god tier lineup of guests would be Zach, Julian, Ding Dong, and Tomar, but all they would do is just squeal and talk in Tomar's voice.

  • @TABBYMUSIC
    @TABBYMUSIC 3 роки тому +562

    This compilation is guaranteed to give me both a squee _and_ an XD

    • @Dark0neone
      @Dark0neone 3 роки тому +13

      well said, gamer

    • @AsecasJavi
      @AsecasJavi 3 роки тому +16

      Don't watch the minute 13:40 I'm serious, tomar hid a secret brown note that will make you squee, xd +shit and pee

    • @i_teleported_bread7404
      @i_teleported_bread7404 3 роки тому +1

      Dammit Tabby, how are you everywhere?

    • @samuell24
      @samuell24 3 роки тому

      Siri me wee heehee

    • @inkgamer6891
      @inkgamer6891 3 роки тому +1

      ERM kind of cringe but ok 😂

  • @VoxelMusic
    @VoxelMusic 2 роки тому +39

    The "sneezed into his son's mouth" bit cracks me up so damn hard every time.

  • @Moviesan69
    @Moviesan69 3 роки тому +228

    29:32 "Hey Jim, you wanna join Antifa?"- Carl Wheezer

  • @dirtytoilet8551
    @dirtytoilet8551 3 роки тому +161

    1:06:54
    THE SCREAM. THAT IS TRUE FEAR.

  • @videonmode8649
    @videonmode8649 3 роки тому +937

    Just to be fair, if this was solely based on hardest laughs, it would just be every episode with Julien in it.
    That poor soul pops his lungs every time Chris utters a nonsensical word...

    • @zandermetrakos2637
      @zandermetrakos2637 3 роки тому +99

      And we loved him for it. God rest his gay Mexican soul

    • @lindsay1359
      @lindsay1359 3 роки тому +8

      @@zandermetrakos2637 ok that made me lol pretty hard

    • @zandermetrakos2637
      @zandermetrakos2637 3 роки тому +12

      @@lindsay1359 happy I could make you squee

    • @TrueRetroflection
      @TrueRetroflection 3 роки тому +18

      Which is weird, since it's Ding Dong's lung that randomly collapsed in the days of yore

    • @aidendoesado3624
      @aidendoesado3624 3 роки тому +5

      @@zandermetrakos2637 with glee

  • @boxymccutter9623
    @boxymccutter9623 3 роки тому +324

    Time stamps for myself later
    1:29 mirco witches
    1:45 spongebob farts/Obamacare
    3:13 Sasquatch pills
    5:50 Zach confesses
    6:40 Robbie Rotten sounds
    10:14 Cake Takers
    11:36 Rapists Beware
    12:32 Trump vs Linkara
    15:52 angry customers
    20:08 stigmata donkey
    28:08 Chris' first touch
    29:23 Jimmy Brainceltron
    31:45 Daddy Fearest
    33:51 fat cheeseburger
    38:38 Spider-Man needs action
    44:05 Tomar theme song
    46:31 Bazinga Baby
    48:07 Brappy Patty
    49:53 'The Man' movie
    57:12 Pewter roleplay
    1:00:50 McDonald's adventure
    1:20:14 Harley/Goker
    1:23:27 Grinding Gears
    1:25:27 Mario swears
    1:35:21 Uncle Apist
    1:42:00 Finger in me
    1:47:06 Homerphobic
    1:48:10 Big Man
    1:49:26 Kittenmas
    1:52:31 American history theories
    1:53:08 Fat Albert thigh gap

  • @guitatraisr3
    @guitatraisr3 3 роки тому +61

    1:25:37
    Julian: I wish that was a creepy pasta.
    Chris: proceeds to make a creepy pasta
    I know that Chris was going to do it anyways, but I still find it very sweet that he made Julian's wish come true almost instantly the second he said it.

  • @TerminatorTheory
    @TerminatorTheory 3 роки тому +556

    Oney: A Sasquatch?
    Sasquatch: Wears lipstick
    Oney: *VERONICA THE SASQUATCH?!??!?!*

  • @DevonPalmer98
    @DevonPalmer98 3 роки тому +150

    I love when my wrinkly face stretches

  • @amphibianking4277
    @amphibianking4277 2 роки тому +78

    46:37 I can’t handle this part, it’s too instant

  • @mistertwister2000
    @mistertwister2000 Рік тому +14

    The “ROBBIE ROTTEN? Who’d you expect, Sportaflop?” rapidly decaying into random sounds fucking kills me

  • @Spearmphs_Personal_Acc
    @Spearmphs_Personal_Acc 3 роки тому +455

    I freaked out when I saw "Editing by: Ding Dong". But I realized it's just because they're using old clips he edited ;~;

    • @DaniJam05
      @DaniJam05 3 роки тому +25

      Damn bro same

    • @ChaseFace
      @ChaseFace 3 роки тому +53

      He will never be back
      Just accept it and the pain will subside

    • @Spearmphs_Personal_Acc
      @Spearmphs_Personal_Acc 3 роки тому +35

      @@ChaseFace No

    • @vivianjames357
      @vivianjames357 3 роки тому +9

      @@Spearmphs_Personal_Acc out of the two of you I dont know who to root for. My heart.

    • @combativeThinker
      @combativeThinker 3 роки тому +2

      Who the hell is Ding Dong?

  • @Dingalow
    @Dingalow 3 роки тому +130

    Wait a gosh darn second. You missed out the riot that happened when Nial fell flat on his face in the RE2 playthrough! For shame

  • @stinky8812
    @stinky8812 3 роки тому +61

    49:13 they made the brap rap go HARD

    • @thisguy4543
      @thisguy4543 2 роки тому

      Imagine not only having your face as a youtube profile, but also having hearts on said profile.
      ALL THESE BETAS INFESTING EVERYTHING GOOD, EVEN ONEYPLAYS

    • @dogwashthefirst597
      @dogwashthefirst597 Рік тому

      @@thisguy4543 the fuck are you on about lad

    • @larrygriffin4343
      @larrygriffin4343 Місяць тому

      ​@@thisguy4543 at least they took the time to not be a lazy fucker and actually put a pfp rather than just a letter pfp with blank color. though you could say the same about me, im not the one yelling at people for what their pfps are. if you're gonna make an argument, be better than them in your own words or else you'll get the same treatment. if you're too lazy to actually try to be morally consistent, don't make the argument.

  • @medlievans9918
    @medlievans9918 Рік тому +64

    Love the fact that they are so obsessed with the Simpsons that they called it the Ribwich instead of the McRib

  • @its_stultus
    @its_stultus 3 роки тому +124

    33:06 is the hardest I've heard Chris laugh and I love it
    (stamping 11:41 for myself btw)

    • @Fonduede
      @Fonduede Рік тому +10

      I think he laughed harder at "ripass".

  • @GoCody
    @GoCody 3 роки тому +74

    "This number is the same as this number but upside down."
    "Youre a bad employee! Geeyao!"
    I dont know why that sent me into a laughing/coughing fit

  • @lazywatermellon
    @lazywatermellon 3 роки тому +113

    awe yes, finally, a oney ASMR I can sleep soundly too. bless.

    • @delo-dreams
      @delo-dreams 3 роки тому +9

      It's all fun and games until someone makes a horror ASMR with Julian wheezing from far away and it slowly approaches.

  • @thewooz7398
    @thewooz7398 3 роки тому +31

    "You're in for a scare," is probably one of Chris's best fucking moments on the channel.

  • @zacharyeagan5437
    @zacharyeagan5437 3 роки тому +57

    it fucking kills me when Chris laughs so hard from his stomach that he accidentally sounds like plankton laughing

  • @r.l.steinfeld1448
    @r.l.steinfeld1448 3 роки тому +56

    20:20 is probably my favorite part in oneyplays history

  • @jakewhitworth7267
    @jakewhitworth7267 3 роки тому +30

    6:27 is literally my favorite part of the entire video

  • @georgewininger3428
    @georgewininger3428 2 роки тому +36

    1:39:14 I believe when Chris heard Julian was going to faint from laughing so hard, he was trying to make him laugh to the point he would.

  • @AutumnOddity
    @AutumnOddity Рік тому +7

    “Daddy dearest, everyone fearest” 😭

  • @steadybeats3435
    @steadybeats3435 3 роки тому +134

    A moment of silence for the bits that didn’t make it (unless I missed some of them):
    “Gloom and doom in Dee Dee’s womb”
    “Brown bricks”
    The entire intro to their Sonic Adventure play through
    The will o’ the wisp bit from Croc
    Motifa’s tirade on the mortal realm
    And, of course, “funny scream”

    • @samwindberg1412
      @samwindberg1412 3 роки тому +7

      Motifas escapade in our mortal realm will be remembered by all.

  • @maggs131
    @maggs131 3 роки тому +44

    1:29:04 that's the hardest I ever heard ding dong laughing 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mrshalltz3546
    @mrshalltz3546 3 роки тому +37

    1:11:19 still one of my favorite moments in all of oney plays

  • @pragmaticpundit7703
    @pragmaticpundit7703 3 роки тому +54

    1:24:06
    "DOX HiM, NoT mE!"

  • @scottoliv737
    @scottoliv737 3 роки тому +22

    The way Ding Dong says "This is stupid" cracks me up every time.

  • @ireaperslegend7426
    @ireaperslegend7426 3 роки тому +30

    1:53:15 “Racheal! I missed you.” Is one of my favorite things on this channel lol

  • @screamy_
    @screamy_ 2 роки тому +16

    julians so effortlessly funny. the “is he turning into plankton?” or the “im a stranger!” always make me cackle. not to mention his wonderful RAHBIE RAHTTENs and old lady voices.

  • @firebirdnewt
    @firebirdnewt 3 роки тому +28

    Plankton saying Obama care doesn't work, he's the real villan had me dying

  • @thebiggestboi_art906
    @thebiggestboi_art906 3 роки тому +45

    "You cant ruin the word pizza"
    Pizza gate: 👀👀👀

  • @kiwibear2265
    @kiwibear2265 3 роки тому +63

    YES I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THE SWEET LAUGHTER

  • @FortressWolf97
    @FortressWolf97 Рік тому +1

    "Doxx HIM, not ME!" The funniest part about that is it pretty much sums up how it tends to go down. XD

  • @twoshoedtommy8054
    @twoshoedtommy8054 3 роки тому +34

    I had forgotten this period of my life. 31:45

  • @kiwifromchowder
    @kiwifromchowder 3 роки тому +112

    The Meats: Chris, Zach, Cory
    The Stinks: Julian, Tomar, Jeff
    The Longs: Ding Dong, Lyle, Mick, Matt, Dave

  • @BuftyFufties
    @BuftyFufties 2 роки тому +27

    1:13:16 this has to be the most beautiful power build-up ever

  • @pikachuclasico2366
    @pikachuclasico2366 3 роки тому +24

    6:17 is the hardest I’ve laughed at oneyplays in a min

  • @g_way
    @g_way 2 роки тому +16

    1:38 They laughed exactly an octave apart, in C#

    • @prnklinfierc
      @prnklinfierc Рік тому +1

      Sometimes I'm surprised by certain audience overlap (just observing your username and pfp)

    • @g_way
      @g_way Рік тому +1

      @@prnklinfierc i just love odd men

    • @prnklinfierc
      @prnklinfierc Рік тому

      @@g_way
      I guess that would be the through-line lol

  • @victorbatalha7068
    @victorbatalha7068 3 роки тому +201

    Do an awkward silence compilation

  • @spregged7231
    @spregged7231 3 роки тому +123

    Jeez by the time we get to the “Markiplier jokes” compilation the opening will be covered in “edited by”s

  • @maxalvarez5223
    @maxalvarez5223 3 роки тому +23

    “Have you ever heard of... Blab-“
    “NOO I HAVEN’T HEARD OF BLABBO!!”
    Will always make me laugh my ass off thanks Chris and Dingus for being so funne

  • @danceswithmetroids162
    @danceswithmetroids162 3 роки тому +93

    "Please don't hang up I'm very lonely"
    "...goodybe." *click*
    "Anyway sir we-"
    "You haven't defeated me."
    Holy shit I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. That's totally the attitude I get from customers sometimes LMAO

  • @randomguyontheinternet7940
    @randomguyontheinternet7940 3 роки тому +21

    That Banjo-Kazooie Playthrough still remains as the best letsplay to watch late at night.

    • @zandermetrakos2637
      @zandermetrakos2637 3 роки тому +5

      I get nostalgic watching their polar Express let's play. Its dumb but these dumb boys have a place in my heart

    • @randomguyontheinternet7940
      @randomguyontheinternet7940 3 роки тому +2

      @@zandermetrakos2637 The Pikmin 2 and Mario 64 ones are also fantastic.

  • @Xijor
    @Xijor 3 роки тому +64

    Pretty soon the list of editors will cover the whole screen.

  • @shademaster24601
    @shademaster24601 3 роки тому +14

    "I had 56 crayons and I'm down to 23"
    That belongs on a t-shirt.

  • @tjmario64
    @tjmario64 Рік тому +9

    11:36 🤣 Hadn't laughed so hard in quite a while and didn't expect the joke. Had me dying of laughter. You guys are amazing and exactly what I needed, thank you!

  • @Rewdy
    @Rewdy 3 роки тому +68

    Before watching the video: Hope they included the part in the rat game where Lyle breaks out in laughter upon hearing the woman spontaneously scream in absolute horror!

  • @cornercandyshop
    @cornercandyshop 3 роки тому +41

    chris could laugh at the most unfunny thing in the world and i would crack up, he has the best laugh.

  • @R3dB0t1
    @R3dB0t1 3 роки тому +12

    1:13:17 The sound when Ding Dong made when he transformed from that weird worm form to his current form

  • @MELLOWDRAMA
    @MELLOWDRAMA 3 роки тому +13

    18:08 YOU HAVENT DEFEATED ME

  • @SugarSloth
    @SugarSloth 3 роки тому +40

    9:20 Zach speaks poddling.

  • @TH-od3cu
    @TH-od3cu 3 роки тому +11

    My favorite bit is the Macdonald's bit. "You haven't defeated me"

  • @StamperOSRS
    @StamperOSRS 3 роки тому +11

    Ding Dong’s Vice city bit about the 80’s has to be one of my favorite bits he’s ever done, he got so confident and animated with it

  • @SilverRath21
    @SilverRath21 9 місяців тому +5

    The moments of them all laughing together are pure seratonin.

  • @Sigma6987
    @Sigma6987 3 роки тому +10

    I just realized the other day that for the past 10ish years I've pictured Zach in my head as McLovin from Superbad and I never questioned it.

  • @vndrewx
    @vndrewx 3 роки тому +35

    It's Ding Dong and Julian... I shed a tear...

  • @DylozWitty
    @DylozWitty 2 роки тому +11

    1:13:13 as a guy called Dylan who was listening to this while half asleep, I have to say that I shat myself really hard from this

  • @Czar_Moss
    @Czar_Moss Рік тому +3

    57:48 I love when Julien is more confident and says a banger joke

  • @luisdiegohernandez2326
    @luisdiegohernandez2326 3 роки тому +45

    I love Chris's laugh. It's cute.

    • @Ilickarmpits69
      @Ilickarmpits69 3 роки тому

      His chimp laugh is like mine and i love it

    • @maggs131
      @maggs131 8 місяців тому +3

      Someone pointed out it sounds a lil like Elmo laughing and it's so true 👍

    • @luisdiegohernandez2326
      @luisdiegohernandez2326 8 місяців тому +2

      @@maggs131 Oh that one specific laugh he does? I didn't realized that it sounded familiar to Elmo.

  • @obi-onekenerdi
    @obi-onekenerdi 3 роки тому +19

    I’m so glad it started with Bing Bong and Jewel E. N.

  • @grimreminder5038
    @grimreminder5038 3 роки тому +4

    "Oh loard Jaysus, oh that's who it is..."
    I will forever be in stitches from that 😂

  • @disorganizedbones8139
    @disorganizedbones8139 3 роки тому +10

    Matt: *having a tough situation dealing with his family and friends are appearing on bananas*
    Also Matt: *not thinking he could just stop buying bananas*

  • @pinkdogroslyn8832
    @pinkdogroslyn8832 3 роки тому +60

    I’ll say it, I think Chris is the funniest person ever.

    • @danceswithmetroids162
      @danceswithmetroids162 3 роки тому +23

      Chris and Zack are definitely the funniest 2 people I've ever listened to

  • @serithlenigod
    @serithlenigod 3 роки тому +17

    Zach's alien impression should've been on the Voyager probes

    • @izzys6472
      @izzys6472 2 роки тому

      Your pfp is the physical embodiment of 6:44

  • @TheSimMan
    @TheSimMan 2 роки тому +4

    Listening to you guys is like listening to the conversations I had in high school/university with the friends I never had. Thank you for helping fill that lonely void in my life ❤️

  • @Brodysseus113
    @Brodysseus113 Рік тому +15

    1:22:45 all of chris’s humor comes from playful irish (drunken implied) ramblings