Fallout 3: Why maxing speech is always fun (Funny Conversation)

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  • Опубліковано 12 лис 2014
  • Poor bill! =[
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  • @adamlewis6660
    @adamlewis6660 3 роки тому +12201

    "I'm just kidding, I found bill dead in the steelyard" is probably my favorite line

    • @lukacspolgar5988
      @lukacspolgar5988 3 роки тому +293

      Yea I wonder how she would react :D

    • @dorian4191
      @dorian4191 3 роки тому +27

      Same

    • @fugo5464
      @fugo5464 3 роки тому +12

      Da

    • @imdraconlion3357
      @imdraconlion3357 3 роки тому +405

      “he’s one tough bastard. took every shot of my pistol.” love it

    • @mrdisaster5880
      @mrdisaster5880 3 роки тому +121

      @@imdraconlion3357 what about the brick to the head after🤣

  • @kevynsouza137
    @kevynsouza137 3 роки тому +14878

    "why maxing speech skills is always fun" (proceeds to psychologically torture a npc)

    • @Longshot88
      @Longshot88 3 роки тому +690

      NPCs are designed to be psychologically tortured

    • @huultah
      @huultah 3 роки тому +180

      "fun"

    • @madbrosheo1514
      @madbrosheo1514 3 роки тому +85

      I don’t see the problem here.

    • @DOOMSLAYER1376
      @DOOMSLAYER1376 3 роки тому +114

      aw cmon, "and a block of concrete to the head..." it is fun
      although the sadist one are bethesda devs who implemented this speech line

    • @hadesobsidian5231
      @hadesobsidian5231 3 роки тому +60

      @@Longshot88 Exactly. They're like meeseeks. If you don't torture them they'll eventually go crazy for not fulfilling their destiny.

  • @L1Run
    @L1Run 3 роки тому +4886

    (Wait for her to get up) "And then I pissed on his corpse."

    • @almightykars9350
      @almightykars9350 3 роки тому +91

      This should get more likes

    • @sayingnigromakesyoutubecry2647
      @sayingnigromakesyoutubecry2647 3 роки тому +219

      I was digging a hole to put him 6 feet under, but suddenly a dog came and started chewing his hanging entrails.

    • @sayingnigromakesyoutubecry2647
      @sayingnigromakesyoutubecry2647 3 роки тому +178

      So I used the showel to hit the dog but I missed and cut his right thumb instead

    • @kennethwismer1552
      @kennethwismer1552 3 роки тому +170

      After scaring the dog away, i put him in my improvised grave.
      As i was covering the hole with dirt, i heard a muffled grumble from beneath the ground...

    • @matthewnorris2685
      @matthewnorris2685 3 роки тому +146

      @@kennethwismer1552 So I dug him back out and curb stomped him

  • @JoeSchmoeBro
    @JoeSchmoeBro 6 років тому +8642

    Raider: give me everything u got!"
    Wastelander : (speech 100)
    "No you "
    Raider: "oh ok"

  • @endlessdeath683
    @endlessdeath683 7 років тому +12522

    I lost it at:
    "He's one tough bastard. Took every shot of my pistol"

    • @Veloziraptor111
      @Veloziraptor111 7 років тому +980

      To be fair, most things in the Wasteland take more shots than that.

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 7 років тому +50

      Christian Alexis Solís Zamora Lol!! Me too!

    • @ZarmothBlade
      @ZarmothBlade 7 років тому +689

      "I had to put him out of his misery. With an entire magazine of mercy. And then smash his head in, too!"

    • @uristthedwarf7833
      @uristthedwarf7833 7 років тому +243

      ZarmothBlade I thought the steam roller would do it but nope.

    • @lolmandos
      @lolmandos 7 років тому +233

      If several troggs were chewing on a 9 endurance guy, they would hardly take half their hp of damage.
      9mm then? Literally tickles.

  • @sexhaie
    @sexhaie 7 років тому +12331

    "I don't feel so well... I'm going to...."
    *ragdoll physics*

    • @tigolbitties9739
      @tigolbitties9739 7 років тому +78

      sexhaie or sexhale or sexhey or whatever That's how I faint

    • @avd7288
      @avd7288 7 років тому +269

      Sometimes I faint so hard my limbs start to glitch into walls.

    • @gayerberhamlincoln5008
      @gayerberhamlincoln5008 7 років тому +263

      *To the sound of buckets falling with tin cans in them*

    • @MrtinVarela
      @MrtinVarela 7 років тому +108

      +Lehderp
      Knees weak, arms spaghetti

    • @gibuswagen7729
      @gibuswagen7729 7 років тому +5

      Martín Varela dobt forget that her brain is a prune

  • @Overlordough1201
    @Overlordough1201 3 роки тому +5009

    I love how it keeps giving you the option to just be like, "I'm just kidding." as if your just doing some harmless gaslighting.

    • @MochaFur1
      @MochaFur1 3 роки тому +150

      the games trying to tell you to not hurt her feelings

    • @shadowbanned1999
      @shadowbanned1999 3 роки тому +198

      It's because they thought "it's just a prank bro" was lore breaking.

    • @0xVENx0
      @0xVENx0 3 роки тому +56

      and hes not even kidding because he IS dead LOL

    • @somenothing7914
      @somenothing7914 3 роки тому +23

      @@0xVENx0 but not like that

    • @trige000
      @trige000 3 роки тому +29

      @@shadowbanned1999 Nah, This is how RPGs should be, just like the table top day!

  • @nastyrodriguez
    @nastyrodriguez 3 роки тому +4957

    "Im going to..."
    *CLANKCLANKCLANKCLANK*

  • @cymric7513
    @cymric7513 7 років тому +12198

    I'm just kidding, I found Bill dead in the Steelyard.

    • @cadehudson6657
      @cadehudson6657 7 років тому +256

      Flats the Flounder I would like this but I'm going to keep this many likes

    • @GEhotpants101
      @GEhotpants101 7 років тому +141

      It's too late, the amount of likes can only increase.

    • @ukranaut
      @ukranaut 7 років тому +219

      Oh, that's such a relief!

    • @mistermarch3183
      @mistermarch3183 7 років тому +91

      Flats the Flounder *says it after she faints* cx

    • @PaulA-fp3vs
      @PaulA-fp3vs 7 років тому +12

      He soiled himself and judging by the smell he departed not so long ago.

  • @TaroKuzunoha
    @TaroKuzunoha 7 років тому +12781

    Lol and the other dialogue option is just like: "Nah, I'm just kidding. But I found him dead though."

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 7 років тому +358

      Haha, I know right? So then why is it a lie in the first place?

    • @TheSatanicGamerFromHell
      @TheSatanicGamerFromHell 7 років тому +844

      cuz thats not how he actually died

    • @PHLuiz
      @PHLuiz 7 років тому +53

      The Counter Resets. It was just a prank

    • @TheSatanicGamerFromHell
      @TheSatanicGamerFromHell 7 років тому +37

      It's just a frank bro XD

    • @PHLuiz
      @PHLuiz 7 років тому +16

      The Satanic Gamer From Hell I was doing a social experiment to show how men are sexist Dx

  • @trinitythrasher1122
    @trinitythrasher1122 6 років тому +4064

    Milly: *Passes Out*.
    Lone Wanderer: “It’s just a prank bro.”

  • @FilthyNobeard
    @FilthyNobeard 3 роки тому +3057

    This somehow is interpreted as totally neutral on the karma scale, but looting the murder den of some raiders you just killed, now there's some grade a fuckin' wickedness.

    • @umbradens6129
      @umbradens6129 3 роки тому +102

      that's still neutral overall though because you got positive karma for chopping up the raiders.

    • @BrutuxMusic
      @BrutuxMusic 3 роки тому +58

      embrace endless negative karma and move on bro

    • @Vanreis
      @Vanreis 3 роки тому +178

      @@BrutuxMusic Seriously, I played a paragon kleptomaniac picking every good choice but also stealing everything not nailed down. Got to max negative karma before I even went to water purification station the first time. It's almost like putting morality on a simple plus and minus system is utterly flawed. Reminds me of Fable series where divorcing your wife is probably the worst thing you can do (judging by amount of negative karma) but simply killing her is something you can repay in couple minutes of killing bandits and wasps.

    • @AzureGreatheart
      @AzureGreatheart 3 роки тому +54

      @@Vanreis Yeah, most morality systems in games aren’t very good, especially considering how often games tend to have some actions that are either not given enough karmic weight, or are given entirely too much.

    • @lancestryker
      @lancestryker 3 роки тому +17

      How come I explode the Hidden Valley bunker and I'm still marked Very Good? (FO:NV)

  • @AINGELPROJECT667
    @AINGELPROJECT667 7 років тому +12161

    "Please stop...I'm...I'm going to...."
    *breakdances to sleep*

    • @Earadon
      @Earadon 7 років тому +266

      Goddammit I read this comment and as I scrolled up the bitch had an epileptic dance party on me xD

    • @stianazarov9465
      @stianazarov9465 6 років тому +46

      AINGELPROJECT667 it's fainting with style bitch

    • @MyNameIsntNina
      @MyNameIsntNina 6 років тому +3

      Lol!

    • @raizenmei
      @raizenmei 6 років тому +3

      LMFAO

    • @OwenGTA
      @OwenGTA 6 років тому +1

      LOL

  • @samhamo8270
    @samhamo8270 7 років тому +5740

    Milly Cyrus really let herself go

    • @Ecliptor.
      @Ecliptor. 7 років тому +80

      she's looking better than irl, tbh

    • @AlexPerez-tt9ru
      @AlexPerez-tt9ru 7 років тому +82

      Sam Hamo are you kidding? that's the best I've ever seen her lately

    • @albionnika
      @albionnika 7 років тому +20

      Meth not even once

    • @karawithgun8148
      @karawithgun8148 7 років тому +132

      Eh. She looks about the same as usual.

    • @joshman9757
      @joshman9757 7 років тому +59

      She's getting better

  • @vincentrosethorn4886
    @vincentrosethorn4886 6 років тому +833

    1:32 - "You know who else doesn't feel? Bill."

  • @pukalo
    @pukalo 4 роки тому +420

    1:57 the way she wakes up lol

    • @NaughtiusMaximmus
      @NaughtiusMaximmus 3 роки тому +34

      It just works

    • @mdl222
      @mdl222 3 роки тому +21

      The creepy sounds/music in the background doesn't help lol

    • @bubsyfinnigan4462
      @bubsyfinnigan4462 3 роки тому +7

      schWOOP

    • @Radithor
      @Radithor 3 роки тому +2

      @@NaughtiusMaximmus like king crimson

  • @feddyvonwigglestein3481
    @feddyvonwigglestein3481 7 років тому +5734

    *faints upon hearing terible news*
    *breakdance spin*
    *walks away like she doesn't GAF*
    Never change, Bethesda.

    • @andrewhero9845
      @andrewhero9845 7 років тому +8

      Feddy von Wigglestein well...bethesda didnt make this game I believe.

    • @SantosOnFire
      @SantosOnFire 7 років тому +99

      Hero Dragon What? Bethesda totally made this game

    • @andrewhero9845
      @andrewhero9845 7 років тому +3

      Cruz Santos i didnt know lol.

    • @andrewlee1571
      @andrewlee1571 7 років тому +48

      You're thinking of New Vegas, which was made by Obsidian.

    • @andrewlee1571
      @andrewlee1571 7 років тому +23

      I instantly fell in love with NV and dumped 72 hours in it. The story was fun, the DLCs were great, the dialog was great, probably one of my favorite games of all time. I started F3 after I stopped playing NV and just never got hooked on it like I did with NV.

  • @thecakeThief
    @thecakeThief 7 років тому +9489

    "I can't... I'm going to..."

  • @jacklambert1521
    @jacklambert1521 6 років тому +2650

    Fallout 4:
    Girl: Have you seen Wild Bill around?
    X: Yes
    O: Absolutely
    Triangle: Sarcastic yes
    Square: No (yes)

    • @alanwatts8239
      @alanwatts8239 5 років тому +227

      fallout: 4
      Q: So, got any opinions on the current situation regarding the whole commonwealth and it's citizens?
      A: I have.
      A (S): ...hehehe....... i have.
      A (A): i have, got a problem with it?
      A (L): no

    • @MisterJohnDoe
      @MisterJohnDoe 4 роки тому +33

      Originality: 0

    • @kylio95
      @kylio95 4 роки тому +191

      @@MisterJohnDoe Which is exactly what Fallout 4 is known for

    • @Burnacy7645
      @Burnacy7645 3 роки тому +6

      X ● ■ ^

    • @Logan-zp8bi
      @Logan-zp8bi 3 роки тому +18

      All because they wanted to give the VA of the main character free money for voicing someone that was more fun listening to whatever you thought they should sound like rather than Microsoft sam.

  • @musikamusika1736
    @musikamusika1736 3 роки тому +415

    1:56 the way she gets up is pretty unsettling, and that eerie sound from the soundtrack happened just in time as well. This really makes me think Bethesda games being buggy is a feature.

    • @JohnSmith-fq3rg
      @JohnSmith-fq3rg 3 роки тому +23

      Todd? Is that you?

    • @mr.generico386
      @mr.generico386 3 роки тому +27

      It's not buggy. It's just the game's physics

    • @maomaomi5434
      @maomaomi5434 3 роки тому +47

      That's not a bug, she used to be a breakdancer before she got caught, and she's just used to waking up like that.

    • @futureking5374
      @futureking5374 3 роки тому

      Yeah fs

    • @gurnom757
      @gurnom757 2 роки тому +1

      It just works.

  • @punchahbear
    @punchahbear 8 років тому +4167

    I still can't get over and one large concrete block to the face

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 7 років тому +150

      A Small Bear Neither could Milly, Lol!

    • @greshmon3864
      @greshmon3864 7 років тому +14

      Punchahbear Ha imagine this is fallout 3 in a nutshell where milly killed herself in a silly way

    • @ColtComanche
      @ColtComanche 7 років тому +20

      Punchahbear Ha Kenny

    • @ItsTehDave
      @ItsTehDave 7 років тому +14

      and a number 9 large

    • @prismickyubey1185
      @prismickyubey1185 7 років тому

      GEORGE ROWLAND CX

  • @williambrunsdon1189
    @williambrunsdon1189 7 років тому +4220

    Fallout 4: YES NO QUESTION SARCASM.

    • @asliceofcheese7888
      @asliceofcheese7888 7 років тому +501

      William Brunsdon More like:
      Yes
      No (Yes)
      Question (Yes)
      Sarcasm (Yes)
      You were never the hero you wanted to be, but the hero we told you to be...
      Seriously tho, you can only be a good guy in Fallout 4 or a sarcastic jerk, which is also a good guy. Fuck Fallout 4.

    • @Poggle566
      @Poggle566 7 років тому +105

      Try Nuka World. There you have to be a bad guy and it results in every player character being really weird, there must be something in the cola.

    • @mikaze30
      @mikaze30 7 років тому +65

      Poggle566 indeed. drinking nuka cola raises your radiation level

    • @rajakz2216
      @rajakz2216 7 років тому +82

      William Brunsdon I really enjoyed fallout 4 my only real complaint being the dialogue system being fucking retarded

    • @MalcolmNessGranger
      @MalcolmNessGranger 6 років тому +11

      Don't like it? Don't play it... ffs.

  • @roysdecendant39
    @roysdecendant39 3 роки тому +3921

    yes yes a conversation of how a man was ripped to shreds and had to get put out of his misery in a terrible way is just fucking hilarious

  • @samwansitdabet6630
    @samwansitdabet6630 5 років тому +389

    "I don't feel.... I'm going to...."
    *attempts to drill her way out of this situation*

  • @VORP125
    @VORP125 7 років тому +1914

    *The sound of metal hitting as she falls down*

  • @thatrat1178
    @thatrat1178 7 років тому +4872

    Someone had to write up this script.

  • @j.mangum7652
    @j.mangum7652 3 роки тому +304

    Man I miss the whole ambiance of The Pitt. The place was like a city made out of tetanus.

    • @WolfMan-nf4lv
      @WolfMan-nf4lv 3 роки тому +12

      I can argue all of Fallout 3’s atmosphere shoulda looked like that

    • @craigthemonke794
      @craigthemonke794 2 роки тому +13

      Fallout 4 and 76 should have been like this

    • @ThePooper3000
      @ThePooper3000 2 роки тому +18

      People's skin were falling off of them. It was like literally everyone had leprosy.

    • @courier4529
      @courier4529 2 роки тому +10

      @@craigthemonke794 They're adding the Pitt to 76. A shame the game is shit.

    • @davezanin1863
      @davezanin1863 Рік тому +2

      Such a sick dlc I wanna play it so bad again, but can’t get any of the dlcs for fallout 3 on ps4 sadly, all the dlc for fallout 3 was badass

  • @ricotheexmongolianslave692
    @ricotheexmongolianslave692 5 років тому +1071

    Jesus, miley cyrus has really let herself go

    • @Partor6
      @Partor6 3 роки тому +31

      Milly Cyrus heh

    • @nuclearpugg
      @nuclearpugg 3 роки тому +9

      Billie Eyelash

    • @tannerroberts8432
      @tannerroberts8432 3 роки тому +5

      She looks like normal to me

    • @kNowFixx
      @kNowFixx 3 роки тому +6

      @@tannerroberts8432 yeah I'm pretty sure that that looks like the best state miley's been in for a long while

    • @alfiemitchell3026
      @alfiemitchell3026 2 роки тому

      Compared to what? Lol

  • @Flexman10
    @Flexman10 7 років тому +2724

    If i ever see someone faint like that i would drop dead laughing.

    • @Tigercup9
      @Tigercup9 7 років тому +52

      Flexman10 I'm not sure you'd "drop" per say, but something like that.

    • @diversityisourstrength5279
      @diversityisourstrength5279 6 років тому +34

      If I ever saw someone faint like that I would spin in a circle and then clank a bit on the ground laughing

    • @jakoda2514
      @jakoda2514 6 років тому +4

      You would *faint* from laughing to hard

    • @eugeneedgeworth1436
      @eugeneedgeworth1436 3 роки тому

      Just like Bill did when I... emptied my pistol on his already battered body and smashed a CONCRETE BLOCK on his head!

    • @yazidefirenze
      @yazidefirenze Рік тому +2

      If I ever saw someone faint like that, I'd get eaten mostly alive by trogs and then get shot several times with a pistol before having a block of concrete dropped on my head.

  • @TypetwoAbsolute
    @TypetwoAbsolute 7 років тому +3270

    I'm going to...
    *Pirouettes*

    • @zefyrfrost4092
      @zefyrfrost4092 6 років тому +1

      TypetwoAbsolute but fallout nv was better than both in every way

    • @RealShojin
      @RealShojin 6 років тому +13

      Zefyr Frost oh so you're that *ONE GUY*

    • @itacotaco1480
      @itacotaco1480 6 років тому +7

      RING THE ALARM, IT'S THAT ONE GUY!

    • @DarkSignal59
      @DarkSignal59 6 років тому +6

      don't act like you never felt like dancing when hearing of the death of someone close to you!

    • @t.m.6588
      @t.m.6588 6 років тому

      Deathdrops

  • @MonotoniTV
    @MonotoniTV 3 роки тому +193

    "I'm just kidding, I found Bill dead in the steelyard" 😂😂😂

  • @djfritz2001
    @djfritz2001 3 роки тому +222

    Best line in the original Fallout:
    You:
    "Jeez, sounds like it was pretty bad.... How did you make it out alive?
    Harold:
    "DIDN'T! GOT KILLED!! BAAAHAHAHHAHHH! *cough* *hack* *wheeze*"

    • @ranja2486
      @ranja2486 3 роки тому +9

      He sure loves that joke.

    • @WolfMan-nf4lv
      @WolfMan-nf4lv 3 роки тому +10

      Poor Harold ;_; it was a nice surprise that he was in Fallout 3, I didn’t think I’d see him. But the poor dude is a literal tree

    • @BossDman-CapybaraMode
      @BossDman-CapybaraMode 3 роки тому +5

      @@WolfMan-nf4lv at least you can make him happy... one way or the other

    • @WolfMan-nf4lv
      @WolfMan-nf4lv 3 роки тому +5

      @@BossDman-CapybaraMode very true! Or you could torch his ass with a Flamer for negative Karma 😂💔

  • @srbindy809
    @srbindy809 7 років тому +5123

    *Milly is unconscious*

  • @Vhailor_Mithras
    @Vhailor_Mithras 7 років тому +716

    I like how you looked around after she fainted, like you didn't know what to do.

  • @mlgproplayer2915
    @mlgproplayer2915 6 років тому +87

    I-I don't feel so good...
    *Evaporates with metal sounds*

  • @craigthemonke794
    @craigthemonke794 2 роки тому +74

    “He’s one tough bastard. Took every shot of my pistol…” that had me dying of laughter then came “And one large concrete block… to the head” made my spit out my water

  • @GamersBrainStorming
    @GamersBrainStorming 7 років тому +2488

    Fallout 3 ^
    Fallout 4: No, Yes, Question, Sarcasm.
    Brilliant Bethesda, nearly a decade and this is what you come up with kek.

    • @fellasyouknowwhenyoudrinkw2231
      @fellasyouknowwhenyoudrinkw2231 7 років тому +164

      TheBenchmarkBrothers Fallout 4: unexpectedly aggresive is always an option aswell

    • @summbuddie9120
      @summbuddie9120 7 років тому +98

      Dva Peridot
      Fallout4: IM BEING SARCASTIC

    • @raylomas5508
      @raylomas5508 7 років тому +170

      You're forgetting New Vegas. the best-written game.

    • @acuntylookingsheep4806
      @acuntylookingsheep4806 7 років тому +2

      Gray Mann FALLOUTS 3 WUZ THE BETER ONE

    • @hugheverett3789
      @hugheverett3789 7 років тому +42

      You realize that all the dialogue in this video has 3 or 2 choices right?

  • @jkokashall5797
    @jkokashall5797 7 років тому +782

    To hell with Deus Ex's stealthy takedowns, let's just talk them into unconsciousness!

    • @mariano1196
      @mariano1196 6 років тому +2

      PAck your bags dragon sword, you've been replaced

    • @traceyjacobsen8544
      @traceyjacobsen8544 4 роки тому +3

      Jkok Ashall so once upon a time
      Oh... your dead already...well i never had an audience die of my stories so quickly!

    • @nintendogamer1926
      @nintendogamer1926 3 роки тому +2

      Brutal Argument: Talk an Agent to Death

    • @Blei1986
      @Blei1986 3 роки тому +2

      don't forgett:
      you can literally *talk* 2 persons *to DEATH* in Deus Ex (1)
      ;-)

    • @Blei1986
      @Blei1986 3 роки тому

      @@nintendogamer1926 duuuuude... i swear to god i didn't read your comment and had to think of DX1 where you could kill the agents with the kilhrase...

  • @GPhoen1x
    @GPhoen1x 3 роки тому +44

    I wish fallout 4 had dialogues like this.

  • @Mr_T_Badger
    @Mr_T_Badger 3 роки тому +17

    “And finally I had to saw his head off with my axe.”

  • @oogleschmoogle5414
    @oogleschmoogle5414 7 років тому +5279

    Oh there used to be actual dialogue choices that affected things? Cool

    • @max4750
      @max4750 7 років тому +271

      oogleschmoogle Did you ever play Fallout 3 or New Vegas??

    • @alterbaum1271
      @alterbaum1271 7 років тому +235

      Tigrao Sass Too much in Fallout 4

    • @buttholetickler6105
      @buttholetickler6105 7 років тому +50

      oogleschmoogle yup, miss the old days

    • @xox8874
      @xox8874 6 років тому +79

      My fetishes are dominance, rape, widowmaker, and Mercy with dick.

    • @Terraphice
      @Terraphice 6 років тому +27

      Thanks for that.

  • @way2tehdawn
    @way2tehdawn 7 років тому +694

    What I thought was really interesting in The Pit DLC was that Pittsburgh is probably the only pre-war settlement to actually improve after the war.

    • @tysej4
      @tysej4 7 років тому +48

      Shady sands was pre-war (Or as pre-war as pittsburgh at any rate). New Vegas (Formerly Las Vegas) was pre-war. And I'm sure a bunch of other great cities.

    • @averybadnaem4982
      @averybadnaem4982 6 років тому +177

      the joke is pittsburgh was already bad

    • @imKrieg
      @imKrieg 6 років тому +10

      And Detroit

    • @cjbarbour8860
      @cjbarbour8860 6 років тому +76

      A nuclear war and its resulting irradiated wasteland would likely be a major improvement for Baltimore.
      -Lifelong Baltimoron 😁

    • @quackmasterson5128
      @quackmasterson5128 4 роки тому

      Haha yes but actually no

  • @terminalcreature1560
    @terminalcreature1560 3 роки тому +26

    She: *faints*
    Me: "Damn, woman! I was just kidding! I just found him dead in the steelyard."

  • @user-fq7eh3jz7u
    @user-fq7eh3jz7u 3 роки тому +6

    “I’m just kidding”
    “He’s alive?!”
    “Nope dead as a door nail”

  • @ryokkeno
    @ryokkeno 7 років тому +1418

    You silver tongued devil, you...

  • @TheSektorz
    @TheSektorz 6 років тому +488

    What a graceful faint. Just like in soap operas. Legit 360 spin.

    • @WarriorPNG
      @WarriorPNG 3 роки тому +33

      I remember seeing a clip from a indian drama and the girl gets slapped and does a few spins to a curtain and starts chocking herself with the curtain

    • @Thwump
      @Thwump 3 роки тому +7

      @@WarriorPNG bro you have to link this shit

    • @PREDATEURLT
      @PREDATEURLT 3 роки тому +9

      @@Thwump ua-cam.com/video/U3GY89s9xKk/v-deo.html

    • @GOTMILK36
      @GOTMILK36 3 роки тому +1

      Fucking RAW

    • @Shorty2109
      @Shorty2109 3 роки тому +5

      @@PREDATEURLT shiiiet dude, you the man! How do you find this shit? Or is Google and UA-cam just that good when feeding them whole scene scripts?

  • @songoku6640
    @songoku6640 6 років тому +121

    He is one tough bastard took me every shot of my pistol PURE GOLD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 am dying over here 😂😂😂😂

    • @WarriorPNG
      @WarriorPNG 3 роки тому +10

      The old days of bethesda
      Before fallout4
      Oh how i loved the pitt dlc

    • @gecko2.617
      @gecko2.617 3 роки тому

      and a concrete block... to the head!

    • @mayonnaiseonahotdog7674
      @mayonnaiseonahotdog7674 3 роки тому +3

      You know who else is dying? Bill

    • @phir9255
      @phir9255 3 роки тому

      @@WarriorPNG And now Bethesda is owned by Microsoft

    • @calypsom5797
      @calypsom5797 3 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅LOLOLOOL IM ROFLING ON THE FLOOR SO HARD🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

  • @ttchme9816
    @ttchme9816 3 роки тому +28

    I just can't stop imagining our protagonist laughing to death after this

  • @koizu5324
    @koizu5324 8 років тому +2480

    It also ease the gameplay very much, even in the other dlc " Operation Anchorage" you don't even have to fight the Chinese general, you can make him suicide.

    • @megacrosbie
      @megacrosbie 7 років тому +75

      ye i just did that today. man i love fallout 3

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 7 років тому +21

      Anjith Hari Lol, I didn't even know I could fight him!

    • @thereallonefallout1920
      @thereallonefallout1920 7 років тому +51

      Anjith Hari Not the same DLC. That Operation Anchorage, this Is The Pitt

    • @koizu5324
      @koizu5324 7 років тому +3

      i mean ,if you max speech

    • @tanith117
      @tanith117 7 років тому +92

      And you can Convince the President of the Enclave to blow himself, and the base up.
      Also Fallout NV I think all DLC bosses can be persuaded not to fight with 100 speech, and At the Dam you can convince each sides leaders to retreat. It is entirely possible to do a pacifist run of Vegas.

  • @myssledissle
    @myssledissle 7 років тому +282

    I saw this option, so just to make sure I killed 0 trogs, removed all of bills limbs but one arm and his head, then I found a concrete block and I dragged his corpse and limbs to it, then I exploded his head.
    make it more convincing.

  • @Jericho1582
    @Jericho1582 3 роки тому +5

    "i... i m going to....." (do a spin and faint beautifully on the floor )

  • @abbygir5
    @abbygir5 6 років тому +109

    1:08
    *M R S T A R K*

  • @donteros
    @donteros 7 років тому +1596

    Ah Fallout 3, Fallout 4 does no justice to your wide selection of conversation.

    • @iidevilsspawnii6506
      @iidevilsspawnii6506 7 років тому +64

      Asd ASD I find it more like Yes, Sarcastic yes, reluctant yes/sometimes no, and boring Exposition button..

    • @evilite574
      @evilite574 7 років тому +158

      Cant forget the yes but pay me.

    • @powderedbasil2322
      @powderedbasil2322 7 років тому +54

      Say what you want about the dialogue of fallout 4 (It is pretty shitty) but the sarcastic option was pretty neat

    • @YukiUzumaki78
      @YukiUzumaki78 7 років тому +46

      I'm glad I had to scroll this far down to find the anti-Fallout 4 circlejerk.

    • @GtaRockt
      @GtaRockt 7 років тому +57

      Gaige: It's not a circlejerk.
      In terms of conversations FO4 is just a huge step back compared to FO3. That's a fact

  • @ElGranSanto
    @ElGranSanto 7 років тому +349

    That was the most violent pass out I've ever seen. Haha damn

    • @samwansitdabet6630
      @samwansitdabet6630 6 років тому +8

      More like breakdance with epilepsy.

    • @sockscav
      @sockscav 5 років тому +2

      The way you say damn makes it sound like you nutted to it

  • @travissantiago5646
    @travissantiago5646 3 роки тому +9

    they took "murdered by words" to a whole new level

  • @bismadwiananda9517
    @bismadwiananda9517 6 років тому +15

    1:34
    “Mr stark... i dont feel”
    **Disintegrate**

  • @dimitrikvasha7021
    @dimitrikvasha7021 7 років тому +92

    And look where dialogue is now in gaming...
    rip

    • @duty5127
      @duty5127 7 років тому +22

      "My face is tired".

    • @MartinAslaksen
      @MartinAslaksen 7 років тому +1

      Dimitri Kvasha "beg that I succeed, for I have seen the throne of the gods, and it was empty!" it's not all bad

    • @tysej4
      @tysej4 7 років тому

      What was that from then Martin? Sounds like an awesome quote!

    • @MartinAslaksen
      @MartinAslaksen 7 років тому +1

      tysej4 dragon age inquisition

    • @tysej4
      @tysej4 7 років тому

      Oh yeah.. Dialogue is pretty stilted in that as well but atleast the voice-actors and the lines are competent.

  • @UnderTheTableGremlin
    @UnderTheTableGremlin 7 років тому +61

    All it took was "a concrete block... to the face."

  • @tenshibeats5676
    @tenshibeats5676 6 років тому +10

    "I can't.....I'm going to....oooh a quarter!!

  • @antoniobarrara6056
    @antoniobarrara6056 3 роки тому +8

    Milly: *Passes Out*
    Dumb and Dumber: *points down and laughs hysterically.*

  • @olucaspc
    @olucaspc 7 років тому +938

    the sad moment you realise Fallout 3 has better facial animations than Mass Effect Andromeda..

    • @MartinAslaksen
      @MartinAslaksen 7 років тому +20

      olucaspc it really doesn't x)

    • @tedthecommenter5364
      @tedthecommenter5364 7 років тому +123

      It technically does, since you can actually see some emotion on their face. And better writing.
      Obligatory "my face is tired".

    • @MartinAslaksen
      @MartinAslaksen 7 років тому +9

      ted the commenter overall the game is fantastic

    • @taddad2641
      @taddad2641 7 років тому +10

      be fair enough Had better. they actually patched it with actuall facial movement and expression.
      Hell they seemed to realize that they needed a full on pause between 'your damn father' and her continuing with the my face is tired line......
      honestly i feel is bout 30% saves the line. still a dumb line but could be taken as her being disoriented.

    • @grosslyoffensivelizard-man3438
      @grosslyoffensivelizard-man3438 7 років тому +43

      olucaspc "My face is tired from all the everything." ~AAA game dialogue in 2017

  • @Mrslowman87
    @Mrslowman87 7 років тому +240

    Ha ha ha, that's what I miss from Fallout 3 and NV, those conversations were so Damm interesting!

    • @samwansitdabet6630
      @samwansitdabet6630 6 років тому +12

      "Your friend is dead in a very painful and gruesome way and I finished him off"
      "I think i'm going to faint"
      "jk lol just found his corpse"

  • @mathewlapa5373
    @mathewlapa5373 3 роки тому +4

    "I don't feel...I'm going to..."
    *proceeds to somersault around until collapsing in the floor*

  • @Asaucytaco11
    @Asaucytaco11 3 роки тому

    I really appreciate the time you allow for people to read the lines of dialogue. Thank you.

  • @JoeHaynes.
    @JoeHaynes. 7 років тому +357

    Imagine hitting her with the:
    "I'm just kidding....
    I found Bill dead in the steelyard"
    I honestly think that'd be worse.

  • @inredrustivel321
    @inredrustivel321 7 років тому +510

    I would say that having a voice almost destroyed the role play experience that I had with the older fallouts. Every time I created a character, I had a voice in my mind that would fit him, like being a awesome hero guy, or just a jackass who would love to see the whole world burn, and the choices just had me being more in love with the character.

    • @tmangoodguy9921
      @tmangoodguy9921 7 років тому +18

      Gabriel Broco this was pretty gay hahahaha

    • @Tigercup9
      @Tigercup9 7 років тому +75

      Tman Goodguy said the pot, calling the kettle black.

    • @tmangoodguy9921
      @tmangoodguy9921 7 років тому +1

      Some Guy lol what? That didnt make any sense

    • @whatastandupguy3050
      @whatastandupguy3050 7 років тому +66

      Tman Goodguy HE CALLED YOU GAY!

    • @cortster12
      @cortster12 7 років тому +37

      Chloe Flowers
      I just read your comment in the voice of Beavis from Beavis and Butthead. All in my head. The voice was quite fitting, too.
      In short, I think this might be a personal problem of yours.

  • @Generlc_Human
    @Generlc_Human 3 роки тому +2

    "And one large concrete block... to the head."

  • @physical_insanity
    @physical_insanity 6 років тому +9

    "He's one tough bastard. Took every shot of my pistol..."
    I can see where this is going
    (I died btw)

  • @newgrounds97
    @newgrounds97 7 років тому +86

    You can't handle the truth.

  • @thetalonking7233
    @thetalonking7233 7 років тому +767

    I always thought companies were supposed to work up to this point of genius-ness, not down...
    Fallout 4, you were OK, but you will never amount up to Fallout 3.

    • @taddad2641
      @taddad2641 7 років тому +82

      when it came to combat, animations, and that weapon customing, it was good....
      it lacke everywehre else, including weapon variety and shit like this

    • @thetalonking7233
      @thetalonking7233 7 років тому +12

      Tad Dad Well, you got a point there.

    • @davidmurphy4672
      @davidmurphy4672 7 років тому +29

      It made the game more personal to me because of every choice I made in fallout 3 affected other choices to be made even in dialogue but in fallout 4 it ends up the same most of the time in dialogue. I also liked in fallout 3 it had so many inside jokes and content relating to other things. I also liked scavenging for parts to keep your gear strong and in shape it made it feel more like a wasteland and survival. Having different outcomes gave the game personality.

    • @johnmadara1252
      @johnmadara1252 7 років тому +32

      yea in fallout 4 you got pretty much all of the weapons in the first 5 hours doomed to upgrade it over and over again throughout the story... fallout 3 and new vegas made you think oh shit, my guns about to break, gotta fix it, or oh im running low on ammo, better use a different one... not to mention the hundreds of different weapons

    • @Splozy
      @Splozy 7 років тому +10

      but fallout 3 was just dumbed down from the previous games

  • @nygiant1993
    @nygiant1993 6 років тому

    Thank you for posting this vid made my day

  • @Fulllife3.2
    @Fulllife3.2 Рік тому +2

    I like how the alternative to the the guy painfully dying is just saying, "Oh, just kidding, he died!"

  • @seanwalsh9744
    @seanwalsh9744 7 років тому +333

    God I miss old fallout, it's honestly so sad that the potential for a great fallout game that was set up by fallout 3 and new vegas was wasted on fallout 4, don't get me wrong by itself it's a great game but it's a horrendous fallout game if that makes sense, they ditched almost all the witty conversations and fun/interactive story telling that made the fallout world so enjoyable and traded it for better gameplay and turned it into a glorified shooter

    • @Jirvera
      @Jirvera 7 років тому +34

      Sean Walsh I completely agree, like idk I did enjoy fallout 4 but it wasn't much of a "Fallout" kind of game.

    • @fabioo.8567
      @fabioo.8567 7 років тому +42

      Fallout 4 is not a Fallout game, it's a settlement building simulator ;)

    • @tihamir299
      @tihamir299 7 років тому +12

      Well, Fallout 3 is also a horrendous Fallout game.

    • @Tigercup9
      @Tigercup9 7 років тому +5

      I can't disagree, despite not being a huge fallout fan. Thing is, a UA-camr convinced me to pick up New Vegas, and I never made it past Boulder City. Just lost interest. So I'll never dispute whether the older games are masterpieces but they just aren't for me.

    • @riddlewrong
      @riddlewrong 6 років тому +17

      Yeah, well. People said the same thing about Fallout 3 compared to 1 & 2. They really hated it, said it ruined the franchise, etc. You can't please everyone.

  • @madcat789
    @madcat789 7 років тому +350

    Cue the zipper sound effect

  • @Xxbwachamp445xX
    @Xxbwachamp445xX 3 роки тому +4

    This is my all time favorite game. I had GOTY edition on ps3 and I must’ve played it for 8 years or so off and on. Such a masterpiece of a game for its time

  • @KS-hy9du
    @KS-hy9du 3 роки тому +5

    “Im just kidding, I found bill *Fucking dead* ” is what they wanna say

  • @thedantschubros
    @thedantschubros 7 років тому +41

    Best. Faint. Ever.

  • @NapoleonBonaparde
    @NapoleonBonaparde 7 років тому +46

    Fallout 3 aged well

    • @evilite574
      @evilite574 7 років тому +7

      And so did you Mr Bonaparte.

    • @NapoleonBonaparde
      @NapoleonBonaparde 7 років тому +29

      Yeah the British have been treating me well other than the occasional poisoning

  • @WickedHandzz
    @WickedHandzz 5 років тому +5

    Milly V.2: "Mr. Lone Wanderer, I don't feel so good.."

  • @slizarch6824
    @slizarch6824 3 роки тому +6

    Fallout 3: the greatest game of all time. Damn I miss it

    • @shadysam7161
      @shadysam7161 3 роки тому +3

      I wouldn't say greatest of all time, but it was an okay game for the most part.

    • @GunslingerLv
      @GunslingerLv 3 роки тому +1

      Wait till you find out about fallout : new vegas

    • @slizarch6824
      @slizarch6824 3 роки тому +3

      @@GunslingerLv I loved new vegas but I liked fallout 3 a little better.

  • @skyphone1
    @skyphone1 7 років тому +15

    this is why I love maxing speech and charm

  • @enclavesoldier7315
    @enclavesoldier7315 7 років тому +91

    Your character is one fucked up individual, and I fucking love it.

  • @iziizii
    @iziizii 3 роки тому +5

    "he's one tough bastard. Took every shot of my pistol"
    Lmfao!! Favourite line 😂

  • @alanwatts8239
    @alanwatts8239 3 роки тому +5

    "-He's one tough bastard, took every round of my pistol...
    -Please stop i don't feel so well..
    -...and one concrete block to the head
    -P-please stop, i think i'm going to faint...
    -...and one RPG to the chin
    -I... i think i'm going to...
    -And... a 105mm smoothbore DU fin stabilized discarting sabot round to the face...
    -I... *faints*"

  • @MrWhimsicalNonsense
    @MrWhimsicalNonsense 7 років тому +75

    try doing that in fallout 4

  • @logan-vv4dp
    @logan-vv4dp 7 років тому +258

    You can see him when she faints going "Where's the option to take advantage??"

    • @DrJones20
      @DrJones20 6 років тому +5

      no

    • @cjbarbour8860
      @cjbarbour8860 6 років тому +2

      askjiir yes 😉

    • @cjbarbour8860
      @cjbarbour8860 6 років тому +4

      askjiir Or just someone who can take a joke 😜😜😜

    • @SayokoNeeeeeee
      @SayokoNeeeeeee 5 років тому

      He even looks if someone is around lol

    • @MisterJohnDoe
      @MisterJohnDoe 4 роки тому

      I was expecting for you to be able to loot her while she’s out

  • @endoraclethegreat4483
    @endoraclethegreat4483 Рік тому +1

    I need that kind of dialogue writing in more games bro that is downright gold

  • @TheGr8MadMax
    @TheGr8MadMax 6 років тому +8

    I’m going to...human.exe has stopped working

  • @jier9904
    @jier9904 7 років тому +24

    from this hilarious and detailed conversation options reduced to [A] [B] [X] [Y]

  • @ChevyMustang-sf7mf
    @ChevyMustang-sf7mf 7 років тому +305

    I started playing the fallout franchise with fo4 but I got to say this dialogue is way more funny then the sarcastic option on fo4. They should bring back more of that for fo4. It would be funny to actually hear the player say that other then just reading it.

    • @maybona
      @maybona 7 років тому +91

      That's why Fallout 4 isn't really a Fallout game anymore without its wits and pop culture references

    • @peppermillers8361
      @peppermillers8361 7 років тому +10

      "pop culture references"
      Nah, pop culture references kind of ruin the tone in some cases. Just look at Fo2.

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 7 років тому +8

      8 Mexican Guys I agree though, there are hidden gems in this option, I know it's stressful enough with the many lines actors had to record but I would've preferred if the dialogue options weren't so limited and you knew what you knew what you were going to say.

    • @pwnerj
      @pwnerj 7 років тому +42

      Dude, look at new vegas and tell me pop culture didn't MAKE that game. (Or the fallout series in general, really.)

    • @supercool1312
      @supercool1312 7 років тому +5

      8 Mexican Guys fo4 is a different type of game, compared to other fallout games its shit

  • @DakovP
    @DakovP 9 місяців тому +1

    I played fo3 many times, but my latest play couple weeks ago I did "evil" playthrough for the first time somehow and was amazed at how many additional and hilarious dialogue comes out of it.

  • @lf2208
    @lf2208 6 років тому +8

    0:37 Lol, just kidding. Not about the dead part, though. He's dead alright.
    Would've been pretty grim too

  • @Edit-nk6nb
    @Edit-nk6nb 7 років тому +3

    I love the image of the vault dweller just standing over this poor guy, firing bullet after bullet into him, then going to walk away only to here they're still alive.
    "Well shit, there's this cinderblock RIGHT here!"

  • @wrongtime9097
    @wrongtime9097 3 роки тому +1

    It’s nice to see Speech checks that aren’t the outright best option.
    Makes dialogue actually feel dynamic

  • @a1kev
    @a1kev 3 роки тому +1

    (She wakes up)
    “So I thought the incendiary grenade would do the job, but nope.”

  • @TheMegadethMonk
    @TheMegadethMonk 7 років тому +9

    Everyone wishes they were that guy IRL, but we all choose to be the White Knight instead. What a grand world it would be though!

  • @MasonGotNoHoes
    @MasonGotNoHoes 7 років тому +7

    Congratulations Milly,you played ya self

  •  3 роки тому +3

    Pip Boy: allows Wastelander to max speech
    Wastelander: makes NPC faint with pure bullshit
    Pip Boy: 😮

  • @MossXM
    @MossXM 6 років тому +1

    That rag doll faint is just something else..

  • @Monkeybuisness97
    @Monkeybuisness97 7 років тому +39

    Is that Jeffree star??