Honestly Perfect timing... it is the greatest equivalent of "Hey sooo to ease the awkwardness, here's an awkward story of my own that no one asked for" xD
I did horrible things in the fallout universe, killed tons of people, mutilated their corpses, enslaved them, but even for me killing Ashes is too much
I know!!! I watched this after "Being a jerk in Fallout New Vegas" video, immediately I noticed how many of these are just mean ways of saying "Go away".
Alright look, you can take that cure for yourself, you can verbally abuse a junkie, you can even sell the ghoul kid for a quick buck. But what you did to Ashes makes me mildly upset!!
I sold Billy to Bullet for the max amount of caps you can get off of him then killed bullet, then later when you take Billy back to his parents I sold them back into slavery ☠️
2:49 Him: I killed him Her: You... Why? Why did you do it? Him: I didn't think about it twice. Her: Get away from me you murderer! *Random guard: Yeah it's true. I got shot in the ass last year. Long story.*
I love how the player looks over at the guard like wtf then quickly looks back in the direction of their very serious conversation after the girl left 😂
Player: "I killed your husband" Lady: "What? Why?" Player: "I dunno, didn't think twice about it." Lady: "You filthy murderer!" Lady: *Looks at guard for help Guard: "Yeah it's true, I got shot in the ass last year"
Vykar if you think about it diamond city guards are probably the nicest guards in any Bethesda game haha they only have like 2 or 3 asshole comments the rest are usually kinda funny
Well then. Seeing as you are so eager to correct people, I would just have to say that both words may be possibly fitted into this sentence. You are both in the wrong and the right.
"Sold. Kid, i found you a new home"
i choked
So casual too!
Eva Bravo i also love how the quest then goes "....or sell Billy to Bullet"
Eva Bravo SAME LOL
Well. It cant beat the player turned Ashes to ashes.... Hehehehehe
Hahahaha!
“Cute kid, is he for sale?”
The kid: 🧟♂️☢️
Ghouls are better for work
2:48 lmao “yeah it’s true, I got shot in the ass last year” lmfaoo
his timing was GOLDEN XD
Best part
Honestly Perfect timing... it is the greatest equivalent of "Hey sooo to ease the awkwardness, here's an awkward story of my own that no one asked for" xD
Perfect Segway
🤣🤣🤣
7:22 jesus christ that uppercut lmao
Sounded like a gunshot lmao
My sides when he decked him LOL
Capitalize the Lord's Name
The sound 😂😂😂
Do you really have to say the Lord's name in vain and in lower case?.
"Let him die, whats one more dead child in the world" Jesus Christ.
Imagine if there was a "i killed him" option for "have you seen my cat"
*I'll make a mod for that*
*See you February or so since I'm lazy*
@@Geenoi yo
@@athone4454 i lost motivation immediately
@@Geenoi comedy gold
I need this
"Sold. Kid, i found you a new home" best line ever, prove me wrong betcha cant
Ashes, huh? Name checks out.
God I just never have the balls to be a jerk in games lmao
I'm the same way, I like being the hero. Sarcasm is fun though, but some of my companions get bitchy about it.
@@blucolife Especially Nick, he will get SUPER bitchy.
@@gaminacthemaniac6444 Yup, not much of a sense of humor.
I only press the asshole button when I’m confronting other assholes
@@gaminacthemaniac6444 I got sarcastic with Nick ONCE and I ended up being painfully reminded of my wife being murdered and child kidnapped.
I did horrible things in the fallout universe, killed tons of people, mutilated their corpses, enslaved them, but even for me killing Ashes is too much
Yeah that was crossing the red line with no hope of redemption. For shame!
@@isildur101I will do it again
And kiss you
"Will you help me find Ashes?"
*Returns with a pile of Ashes*
Being a jerk in Fallout 4 is basically roleplaying as Dennis Reynolds.
Did uncle Dennis had enough roleplay with your father rectum, so you were born ? 😅
I want to hear more from the guy who got shot in the ass.
3:50 “YOU’RE NOT WALKING AWAY FROM TH-“ *explodes*
😂😂😂
With the new lore of Nate laughing at a Canadian this hits even harder
Came here just to see this, this is the canon nate now 😂
Nate the Rake
not even true lol, new gen
Diamond City Security are the best lmao
YESSS
Personally I really draw the line at burning the cat to death.
Free meat
When you lit the cat on fire I fucking shit myself 💀💀
I like how I’m FNV it’s almost comical how sadistic the courier is, but in this the voice acting just makes him sound like a sociopath in a soap opera
I know!!! I watched this after "Being a jerk in Fallout New Vegas" video, immediately I noticed how many of these are just mean ways of saying "Go away".
@@walterplays7953 literally just playing with peoples emotions lmao
“Hey want a job?”
“Omg.. are you serious 🥹”
“Nah, just a little joke haha”
FO3 makes the courier look like a clown lol
Never realized the guy who made these videos also made the prank calls.
Alright look, you can take that cure for yourself, you can verbally abuse a junkie, you can even sell the ghoul kid for a quick buck.
But what you did to Ashes makes me mildly upset!!
Delicious cat is still delicious.
@@shaggyfeng9110that’s what you get naming a cat “Ashes”
7:25 bruh when the MC uppercut bobbi, it feels like the quote "prepare for the future" is on a whole new level
In the part with father he wasnt jerk at all, father deserved it all 100 percent
This made my day, i love the humor in this game
1:00 The Best Part 😂
LMAO "U SOB, I'll get you for this"
7:30 I didn't remember he existed, blasting the institute it's just like breathing
aww man the cat girl, really broke me
Evil playthroughs are always more fun.
I can forgive anything but killing Ashes at the end is unforgivable. What a Jerk you are.
After all these years, this is still a freaking awesome video. Thank you for this gem ICE
"Ashes, go home!"
*Burns the cat*
LMFAO! I guess you could say he burned Ashes... To ashes...
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
When someone asked about someone he always says he killed then lmao
That diamond city guard saying that out of nowhere is amazing
Where are the comments
@@i.t.2238 Change the comments to "newest first"
UA-cam
In the comments section
@@keiztrat He means that there is 7K comments but one six- seven of them are visible.
here
"You can work 'em REAL HARD"
"Sold!"
11/10, best exchange ever 😂
Omg the nostalgia from the 2019 nostalgia of the 2015 nostalgia
The "there's a good dog" during the transition was an instant sub. I somehow knew how hard you guys laughed at that, and it made me laugh harder.
Yes! The are back! I was wondering why the being a jerk series randomly dissapeared from your channel!
I sold Billy to Bullet for the max amount of caps you can get off of him then killed bullet, then later when you take Billy back to his parents I sold them back into slavery ☠️
The first 10 seconds were just straight up unforgivable.
That was an AMAZING uppercut! 😂😂
YOU’RE NOT WALKING AWAY FRO- BOOOOOOOOOM
He turned ashes into ashes LMFAO
Dude. That intro was pure evil.
Homelander after Fallout be like
That opener killed me lmfao
After all these years Tina still has me in a chokehold 😩🥵
Kinky hot 🔥 🥵 😏 😋 😍 😜 🔥
"Sold, Kid I found you a new home" lmao
"You son of bitch! I'll get you for this!" Lol
that was so funny
I laughed so hard at this LOOOL
you can work them real hard
some gamerpoop inspired dialogue right here
2:49
Him: I killed him
Her: You... Why? Why did you do it?
Him: I didn't think about it twice.
Her: Get away from me you murderer!
*Random guard: Yeah it's true. I got shot in the ass last year. Long story.*
I love how the player looks over at the guard like wtf then quickly looks back in the direction of their very serious conversation after the girl left 😂
Hahaha it's almost like we just watched the same video
I read this comment right as the video played it.
YOU STORMCLOAK ASSHOLES BY THE LIGHT OF THE IMPERIAL EMPIRE YOU WILL DIE
I want to hear this story
Darcy: "Get away from me you filthy murderer!!"
Guard: "Yeah, it's true, I got shot in the ass last year. It's a long story"
wtf!? 😂
fuckin shit had me dead
That guy said it to me so i walked away and shot a fatman at his ass.
xHsRstarx that is fried
Fantasy Connect that was the part where I just lost it
Same here ,WTF :D
Gives his name Ashes a whole new meaning.
lmao 😂
jesus chirst
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
Sick burn.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH BBBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNNNNNNNNNNN
2:27 "Paul's dead"
"Oh my god..." *smiles*
LAL
oOooOhHh
sOmeOneS cHeAtiNg liKe a cHeEtAh
The facial expressions are so bad
Looks like a smile of disbelief and exasperation. A lot of people would react similarly IRL.
@@barackobama7066 this is what surprise me on Starfield reveal, they finally could make facial animation
Player: "I killed your husband"
Lady: "What? Why?"
Player: "I dunno, didn't think twice about it."
Lady: "You filthy murderer!"
Lady: *Looks at guard for help
Guard: "Yeah it's true, I got shot in the ass last year"
Lady: Paul?..
Guard: That's right, my sweet molerat. I'm not an easy target to take away.
Lady: Oh, Paul, I'm so glad you are alive!
Player: [SARCASM]
I know I fuckin' died too! xD
Diamond city security...
...always so helpful.
The guard has his own problems
ive noticed not only the gaurds notice you more than senpai but they tell stupid shit in serious times
"Yeah. I got shot in the ass last year, long story."
KingBrimley 👐🏻👏🏻👐🏻👏🏻👐🏻👏🏻👐🏻👏🏻👐🏻👏🏻👐🏻👏🏻👐🏻👏🏻👐🏻👏🏻👐🏻👏🏻👐🏻👏🏻👐🏻👏🏻
I would give your comment a like but then I took an arrow to the knee
XD
Would have been so funny if he shot him in the ass
Well I hope your life is great 🙂
8:17 that's probably why The cat is called ashes
my name a Jeff WOweE
Ha ha
"Ashes go home."
*proceeds to turn ashes into ashes
Not cool man not cool
I hate you
i love how the guard just casually interrupts talking about his ass
but it’s a long story...
That was fucking hilarious hahaha
long story
The double-take killed me.
the best part
Basically what happens in this video:
1: Being a huge jerk to children
2: Telling wives that you killed their husband
Nash Klein and killing innocent 🐈
Nash Klein lol
Gangster KING burning to death*
Nash Klein and taunting a father after you killed his son before blowing his head off
666 like
“How much is a ghoul child worth?”
“PLENTY, I’ll give you 200 caps” 🤔
SOLD. Kid, i found you a new home
*You can work him real hard*
Only 200? That's barely anything. I make more than that selling garbage
@@NoBop2000 I agree
@@NoBop2000 I sold him for 400 caps 🤑
To be a Real jerk I helped Sheffield with his alcoholism/cola addiction and let him work for me...... As a bartender.
26magicman26 🤣
Ohhh you son of a bitch! Hahahahaha
26magicman26 😁
He is to dangerous for humanity, kill it.
26magicman26 OMG, I DID THAT WITH MAMA MURPHY AND MADE HER WORK AT A CHEM TRADER! That’s funny, I’m stealing that from you.
lol, "Paul's dead" and yet she just smiles.
RIP Paul Walker
Phồng Tôm Obviously she's a Vin Deisel fan.
ikr lol
It's zed, not ed
yep I got shot in the ass last year
"Ghouls are immune to radiation and don't need to eat. You can work them reaaa-"
Sole Survivor: *sold*
Big Chungus Yes
I can't be a jerk in video games or in real life lmao
Same lmao
It may just be a video game but doing all these things makes me feel so bad.
marry me now i know you wont be mean to me
+XRemARx maybe
I can't be a jerk in singleplayer games but in multiplayer, it just comes naturally. At least that's what I've heard.
You know what would be the strongest enemy in the game be?
Answer: child with a gun.
JustKill Gamez hahahaha it's true
Unless you have mods
JustKill Gamez no it would be super mutants in diamond city with fat mans
No I it would be deathclaws wearing X-01 power armour with cannons
All you can do is run
I love how at 1:09 he just levitates towards the guy.
*harry potter themes resonates in the distance*
*slavery gives people magic*
nah he was on a hoverboard
*YOU CAN WORK EM’ REAL HARD*
“I got shot in the ass last year*
*long story*
Nationalist Hilpy Do I see the Golden Dawn?
Its true
omg that shit had me rolling
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Vykar if you think about it diamond city guards are probably the nicest guards in any Bethesda game haha they only have like 2 or 3 asshole comments the rest are usually kinda funny
Now there is actually a reason the cats name is ashes 😂
heh
Rohan Dei hahaha good 1
Rohan Dei I feel bad for the cat tho
Rohan Dei you rong for that
Rohan Dei Woooooooow
Ashes was destined to her fate the day she was named.
😂😂 that's clever
*He
pipboy344 Thank you kind sir or madame for bringing me to the two reply milestone for falling into my intentional mistake trap.
you've activated my trap card
Well then. Seeing as you are so eager to correct people, I would just have to say that both words may be possibly fitted into this sentence. You are both in the wrong and the right.
*legend says the boy is still diggin holes to this day*
You can say he was worked REAL hard
He WILL be digging holes, for your information.
@@ramiarshied2972 his holes be dug aplenty
Legend also says that he is also s_
That day hasn't happened yet*
*Preston hated that*
[Preston Hated That]
[Piper Hated That]
[Valentine Hated That]
[X6-88 Liked That]
3C Studio Codsworth hated that
@@miraaaaa03 should maybe just add all Companions. Including DLC?
3C Studio sure why not
But
**_everyone liked that_**
Ashes, go home!Erin misses you!
(Pulls out flamethrower)
We'll
Be
Right
Back
That One Person Who's obsessed with Anime [Rami] he became ashes
when ashes becomes ashes
oh snap! i was 2 months too late to use that comment.. =P
Aye it did
Dust becomes dust...
shadows and dust....
RIP Ashes 😭
ashes turned to ashes
dust to dust, ashes to ash
Another one bites the dust
nah, cats have nine lives.. you fucking idiots!
GarlicKnotz that's a joke. Right?
+GaarlicKnotz In this case, you're the fu##ing idiot
"Sold. Kid, I found you a new home." Makes me laugh all the time.
Nelson's dad "we'll see who has the last laugh "
*gets shot* 😂😂😂😂
Thats not funny.
How on earth was that not funny?
Nate: Uh...me?
@@thomasrichter5667 it is funny
"You can work them real hard" "Come on kid I got some HOLES that need diggin'"
Hoo
Thats code for gay stuff
Extol lmao
Amarywade I loved that movie mostly seeing the future n past collide remember the boat
Gage Niedert yea that movie was quite a journey, remember when they got through that desert
“Ashes go home! Erin misses you!”
*pulls out flamethrower*
Well, he did say "ashes".
😂😂😂😂😂😂
She's gonna miss him even more now
I guess you could say he was burned to ashes haha
hahahaa
he actually sold the child he's got a new home now😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
adrian ayllon 😂😂😂😂
adrian ayllon but the kids parents are alive. But anyways 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
But he gonna get *zooms in face* WORKED REAL HARD
This video: **Exists**
Me: _"The hardest decisions require the strongest will"_
Lmao! It's funnier because he says everything in such a calm, trusting tone..
It makes being an asshole more fun.
@whiterthan hitler They told him to act like that. He's actually a funny, energetic guy.
Yes, it's true... _sigh_ ...I slaughtered you entire family, hope you're not too pissed about it.
y-you’ll really help?
Actually nevermind, I don’t feel like it
If you kill the cat, pick it up and take it back to her, she thanks you and you complete the quest.
WHaT
*T h a n k y o u f o r t h e s a c r i f i c e*
D A R K
Nah man, kids don’t need closure
I thought closures were good for kids.
6:03 That is the face of a true psychopath.
The part where he uppercuts bobby, I was crying 😂
On the last clip... they don't call the cat Ashes for nothin'.
lol
lool
nice
Oh my god, that's so perfect!
Savage xD
"We'll see who has the last laugh!" *Head explodes*
i've waited 5 years for the next installment and it's finally here....
Fallout 4 sucks
u suck
+Obi Alfred It's fuckin' great in my opinion.
I agree
They removed all the choices that actually change things and when there are choices they just lead to the same thing
Be sure to check out the next installment that should be up in 2021.
I had never seen some of these because I play the good guy normally. Funny stuff!
I can never play the bad guy
Wasn't expecting to find you here.
Im a good guy but I sidet with the Institute xD
weird finding you here
+Courier 6 you say that like it's an insult
Ashes really is in ashes now
*IM GONNA WORK HIM RRREEEAAALLL HARD*
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
FBI gonna get you
@@tilenkerin1279 FBI has sugondese
D I G G I N G H O L E S
FBI OPEN UP
This is one way to keeping all the side quests away
Lmao😂
@Reg Eric what?
Reg Eric i just lost 3 million brain cells because of reading your comment
@Reg Eric I lost 1000000^2 braincells because of your comment
@@reactionboyguy eh, don't worry about it, just another hater of Fallout 4.
it's hard to watch this because I'm always a nice guy in fallout
Creeperkiller 350 yeah me yoo xd
omg same, imma ass to jackasses but almost all of these people I wouldn't have done that to...
Same, I like cats and seeing Ashes burn... just cannot take it
Cool cool.
Im always the greedy fuck.
Lorenzo Bolla de Oliveira XD
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got shot in the ass.
Keysy Kilagram that better be a new meme,make it happen.
Keysy Kilagram. I died at dat part
“Your not walking away from m...”
*Dead*
It's good to see I wasn't the only asshole of the wasteland.
waterdamnaged hey I killed your father
Whhhhyyyyyy
"Why are you looking for him?"
"He's my father.''
"He's dead"
"What do you know about him"
"I shot him"
IM DEAD LOL
Sheep TV ... so you’re the father?
"YOU SON OF A BITCH"
"Now I'm going to Emmett's fix it to 'fix' Emmett"
Whattt if I don't tell you
Sheep TV w
Should've killed Ashes with the Ashmaker
Preeeety sure he did..?
Ashmaker is a unique minigun, not a flamer.
Indra Setiawan or any gun with the fiery legendary effect
Indra Setiawan ayy
What do flames make of things? Ashes. It was a dad joke, so you and 18 other muppets can suck this shlong. Herh!
Why is there no emotion in their faces
Beast It's a cold world in the future, shits different
Beast almost worse than mass effect trashdromeda
Beast did u see that little girl???
She was like do you want to go huh huh??? Bitch
*Bethesda*
Kekai Kobatake As if Obsidian know how to make expressions
She didn't call him ashes for an reason...
Transistor Express "an reason"
3:53
YOURE NOT GONNA WALK AW-
*dies instantly*
"I didn't think twice about it" Lmao
"Never mind, just a little joke." Lmao