How-To: Make Lobster Rolls with Matty Matheson

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  • @spartymatt9627
    @spartymatt9627 5 років тому +1429

    Matty seems like the type of dude you meet at a party and instantly become better friends than the people you came with.

    • @sid7871
      @sid7871 2 роки тому

      First to comment here ig

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB 11 місяців тому

      Lies again? Grab Food USD SGD

  • @lukeperry8407
    @lukeperry8407 5 років тому +1455

    “Pet your lobsters.”
    *immediate cut to Matty absolutely slaughtering a cooked lobster tail*

    • @fredleinfilms
      @fredleinfilms 5 років тому +3

      haha that got me so good! haha

    • @joep2590
      @joep2590 4 роки тому

      nobody said it would be pretty

    • @davelowesky8054
      @davelowesky8054 3 роки тому +1

      Or dropping a live lobster in boiling water and literally boiling it to death. I thought liberals were all eco friendly and shit

  • @annebowers5012
    @annebowers5012 5 років тому +484

    Was not prepared for how much it got me when he called himself “daddy”

  • @JRL415
    @JRL415 4 роки тому +378

    Matty: Sorry buddy
    Bug: No worries

    • @austinrenwick5177
      @austinrenwick5177 4 роки тому

      1K dislikes from people who make red cabbage coleslaw

  • @davidsummers6700
    @davidsummers6700 8 років тому +2013

    i bought a large pot at wal-mart today solely to make lobster rolls like my hero, Matty Matheson.

  • @elijahrman2015
    @elijahrman2015 8 років тому +851

    "Im from maine. Thats where lobsters come from."
    "Its from the fuckin ocean mah dude."
    😂😂😂

  • @alfie6098
    @alfie6098 5 років тому +1335

    "Pomme de terre, know what that means?"
    Apple of the earth, Matty?
    "FUCKEN' POTATO".
    Oh

    • @geesegoose6174
      @geesegoose6174 5 років тому +10

      😂😂😂😂😂 that had me dead. I said the exact same thing!

    • @ralphwhittemore5041
      @ralphwhittemore5041 5 років тому +3

      Matty love ya Bro watch all the time What do you have to go FN political for .Shut up and cook . Your the best at that . Politics not do much.

    • @thatkid9135
      @thatkid9135 5 років тому

      Alfie 😂

    • @mrivera6975
      @mrivera6975 5 років тому +2

      I actually said "Earth apple?" Outloud.

    • @albinashamianova8166
      @albinashamianova8166 5 років тому +1

      That is right in french and in dutch

  • @stepanfedun9122
    @stepanfedun9122 5 років тому +1852

    Didnt expect cabbage racism but okay

    • @AudibleVisibIe
      @AudibleVisibIe 5 років тому +26

      Right? Its 2019,matty...

    • @tombryan1
      @tombryan1 5 років тому +8

      And coming from a fat illustrated man

    • @datsie14
      @datsie14 5 років тому +13

      Cabbage isn’t a race.

    • @mrjimbusiness5416
      @mrjimbusiness5416 4 роки тому +10

      Cabbages don't have races fuck boi

    • @bigbabado8296
      @bigbabado8296 4 роки тому

      @anonymous Is this a copypasta

  • @Lastprophetpeacebeuponme
    @Lastprophetpeacebeuponme 6 років тому +1199

    This guy has such a personality

    • @tombryan1
      @tombryan1 5 років тому +9

      And such a disgusting personality and presence.

    • @hopeonmars9047
      @hopeonmars9047 5 років тому +19

      @tom bryan what the fudge is your problem

    • @subzero871NL
      @subzero871NL 5 років тому +4

      @@hopeonmars9047 what the fudge 😂😂

    • @hopeonmars9047
      @hopeonmars9047 5 років тому

      Jesse Pinkman welp I can’t swear so- 😂

    • @levy7176
      @levy7176 5 років тому +1

      @@tombryan1 wdym??

  • @JoShiestyy
    @JoShiestyy 8 років тому +1134

    I'm glad this dude is back cuz I'm tired watching those hippy ass chefs.

    • @christivncvstro1118
      @christivncvstro1118 8 років тому +18

      +jinn194 you sound like a vegan

    • @gamestarr16
      @gamestarr16 8 років тому +9

      no, no... you really do sound like a vegan

    • @jinn194
      @jinn194 8 років тому +3

      gamestarr16 Wow, guess half the world's population must sound like vegans then.

    • @delrona
      @delrona 8 років тому

      you have a life problem or just too much time ?

    • @volminski
      @volminski 8 років тому

      +jinn194 no because he is very clearly stating that you do not speak like a normal mammal you don't eat meat like what the fuck where are your arms then mate

  • @finnporter1223
    @finnporter1223 5 років тому +3596

    They’re from the ocean ... my dude

    • @joshnordin4043
      @joshnordin4043 5 років тому +25

      Finn Porter big fish theory

    • @Tokyo-ki3do
      @Tokyo-ki3do 5 років тому +16

      Josh Nordin vince staples

    • @atown723
      @atown723 5 років тому +36

      They used to be called ocean bugs.

    • @themasteradik7093
      @themasteradik7093 5 років тому +1

      **nods head violently**

    • @lolpooh
      @lolpooh 5 років тому +12

      It just another name for lobster bruh

  • @TheDrewjameson
    @TheDrewjameson 4 роки тому +296

    I love when chefs are like "a little bit of salt" and then toss in like a cup of salt

    • @GabrielleTollerson
      @GabrielleTollerson 4 роки тому +1

      right? 🤣

    • @AdamFloro
      @AdamFloro 4 роки тому +16

      Probably using kosher salt, which is more flat than regular salt, so you have to use more than you think.

    • @charlesbing6753
      @charlesbing6753 4 роки тому +5

      Same thing with olive oil
      Only a little olive oil
      Floods the plate

    • @cliffordrosean621
      @cliffordrosean621 4 роки тому +1

      @@AdamFloro Uhh.. that's not a thing. Salt, even when it's kosher, comes in all kinds of shapes and sizes. Also, it tends to dissolve in the food. Shape does not have an impact on quantity. Most food takes a fair amount of salt but some food doesn't need any.

    • @AdamFloro
      @AdamFloro 4 роки тому +11

      @@cliffordrosean621 Go ahead and take a cup of kosher salt, and a cup of iodized salt, and weigh them both. I haven't done it, but I'm pretty sure the iodized salt will weigh more.

  • @Summerphantom05
    @Summerphantom05 8 років тому +204

    The man, the myth, the Matheson

    • @splicerz
      @splicerz 8 років тому +36

      The Mytheson

    • @D3athW1ng
      @D3athW1ng 8 років тому +1

      the bro-ham 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @BD-uo9po
    @BD-uo9po 7 років тому +626

    'pet your lobsters'
    *proceeds with a scene where the lobster is sliced In half after a decapitation

    • @fusionghost1483
      @fusionghost1483 6 років тому +15

      Those lobsters are just sitting there listening to how they are about to be murdered

    • @MilkySubstance
      @MilkySubstance 6 років тому +21

      As someone who knows lobsters, the only thing those mental fuckers are thinking "I hope my mate gets cooked first so I can fucking eat him too"

    • @JosephdiCaro
      @JosephdiCaro 6 років тому +7

      @@MilkySubstance bahaha i love this because it's true. Pull one lobster from the tank and squash him then throw him back into the tank.... I bet is gone the next day lol

    • @eatassgang4415
      @eatassgang4415 6 років тому +1

      😂😂😂💀

  • @jagglet
    @jagglet 7 років тому +3353

    1K dislikes from people who make red cabbage coleslaw

    • @voidlux88
      @voidlux88 6 років тому +39

      no people who hate libtards

    • @Volosous
      @Volosous 6 років тому +155

      did you just unironically use the word "libtard"?

    • @voidlux88
      @voidlux88 6 років тому +10

      yes

    • @AzurexBlaze
      @AzurexBlaze 6 років тому +23

      LOL more like Incel

    • @jarroddobben
      @jarroddobben 6 років тому +1

      jagglet 2.6 now. Fuck em

  • @detos1178
    @detos1178 3 роки тому +13

    “just dip your fingers a little bit in boiling water” - one of my favourite recipe instructions

  • @FridgeMaan
    @FridgeMaan 8 років тому +31

    I get way to excited when I read "Matty Matheson" in my subscription box. Love this man.

  • @antonslayeranton6665
    @antonslayeranton6665 6 років тому +367

    It's great to see Jack Black's brother finally getting the recognition he deserves

  • @hasic9320
    @hasic9320 8 років тому +732

    *Gordon watching video*
    Gordon: if he freez....
    Matty: Im gonna put these in the freezer for later
    Gordon: Fuckin hell

    • @Nadia-ev6ed
      @Nadia-ev6ed 7 років тому +1

      ikr

    • @omermangan1196
      @omermangan1196 7 років тому +5

      Unizen PvP // Prime ツ and Nino would never freeze that btw

    • @wardkdouglas
      @wardkdouglas 7 років тому +1

      Omer Mangan and then call Matty a "fucking donkey"

    • @tmv866
      @tmv866 7 років тому +5

      Gordan isn't completely against frozen things. Peas are perfectly fine frozen, and if you were to freeze the lobster for stock for later it would be fine to use as well.

    • @r3ikobomb
      @r3ikobomb 7 років тому

      Parker Lewin This.

  • @hippeedippee
    @hippeedippee 5 років тому +74

    5:27 I was eating red cabbage slaw while watching this and I feel like I let the guy down

    • @imfrcd
      @imfrcd 4 роки тому +6

      Just promise not to do that again and you're good.

    • @fed7759
      @fed7759 4 роки тому

      @@imfrcd Ok god HAHA;:"'-)-'":))))))))

    • @derekgagnon5719
      @derekgagnon5719 4 роки тому

      Hahaha

  • @crybirb
    @crybirb 8 років тому +17

    I can never get enough Matty Matheson man.

  • @gangnem31
    @gangnem31 8 років тому +215

    Why am I watching this at 6 in the morning

  • @divdesmitpirmais
    @divdesmitpirmais 8 років тому +169

    Great ending! MUNCHIES approves! :D :D

    • @Spvrky_614
      @Spvrky_614 8 років тому +6

      You can add HC to that list also.

    • @DarioCruzII
      @DarioCruzII 8 років тому +5

      American is just fucked aint it.

    • @GM-tw4el
      @GM-tw4el 8 років тому +11

      He's Canadian though.... He only mentioned being from Newfoundland about 30 times.

    • @tom_something
      @tom_something 8 років тому +4

      If Canadian-born Gavin McInnes can rattle on and on about how great Trump is, this other guy can do a little shout out against him.

    • @Dakarn
      @Dakarn 8 років тому

      Well, Gary... that's why we elect Trump, wait for him to fuck up, impeach him, and have 3 years of President Pence.

  • @matthew-vw3pw
    @matthew-vw3pw 5 років тому +347

    normal humans sharing food: bites from the other end
    matty: *lemme just pick up where you left off*

    • @daywalker3735
      @daywalker3735 4 роки тому +5

      No fucks given!

    • @alfonsoaldecoa512
      @alfonsoaldecoa512 4 роки тому +9

      stop being a fkn pussy matthew

    • @matthew-vw3pw
      @matthew-vw3pw 4 роки тому +3

      @@alfonsoaldecoa512 i would get this comment in the middle of coronavirus i bet you one of those people outside no masks no fucks given lmao

    • @gabrielm5724
      @gabrielm5724 4 роки тому +8

      @@matthew-vw3pw nah, I wear a mask all the time and barely leave my home and find it nothing disgusting about sharing food like that

    • @_MrTrue
      @_MrTrue 4 роки тому

      People are such fucking pussies now

  • @mikecantreed
    @mikecantreed 8 років тому +288

    If Jack black and action Bronson boned Matty Matheson would be their offspring.

    • @mikebrophy2583
      @mikebrophy2583 8 років тому +6

      Lol that is scary accurate

    • @ren5043
      @ren5043 8 років тому +1

      I think the other way action being the son

    • @moogle68
      @moogle68 8 років тому

      Nah, Action doesn't resemble Jack in any way other than the gut. Everything else about him is all his own creation. The OP was totally accurate. Matty has the silliness and average normal vocabulary of Jack with the occasional street vibes of Action.

    • @janowczarek5476
      @janowczarek5476 8 років тому

      lmao\

    • @simzocker
      @simzocker 8 років тому

      lol

  • @lisafenixx
    @lisafenixx 8 років тому +23

    any time there's a new matty matheson video, my day immediately becomes amazing.

  • @layersofmentalretardation9613
    @layersofmentalretardation9613 7 років тому +137

    He's a great cook, because he's fucking insane.

  • @cliffordfarley1018
    @cliffordfarley1018 4 роки тому +6

    I love Matty because he's blunt and isn't afraid to tell you everything that's in his food. And he's hilarious, and charismatic. Great dude.

  • @hollowain239
    @hollowain239 5 років тому +388

    8:55 "It's from the freaking ocean mah dude"

  • @jakubgaecki5629
    @jakubgaecki5629 8 років тому +477

    I'm a simple man, I hear my boy MM saying Trump's a piece of shit, I press like

    • @kawapurpman2424
      @kawapurpman2424 8 років тому +9

      i know n i agree but its like wtf. wat are we suppost to do vote for hillary? fuck both of them man i dunno wtf

    • @positivelypositive1324
      @positivelypositive1324 8 років тому +19

      You're a sheep. You think it's cool to say you're anti-Trump. Wow! What a trailblazer you are. You're soooo cool! lol So hip!

    • @myguiltybody
      @myguiltybody 8 років тому +9

      well aren't you positively positive

    • @bfdmodz
      @bfdmodz 8 років тому +4

      So much for being positive.

    • @bfdmodz
      @bfdmodz 8 років тому +5

      Isn't trump the front runner atm? (not American btw).

  • @theDjangoTango
    @theDjangoTango 7 років тому +791

    "My dad could kick the shit out of John Martin, so... I'm OK with that."

  • @CedricDelany
    @CedricDelany 5 років тому +23

    "Pet your lobsters." Next cut: Cuts one in half with a giant cleaver. Whoever edited is, is a genius :D

  • @girliedog
    @girliedog 5 років тому +798

    80% personality 20% cooking

    • @kristiankeinanen7693
      @kristiankeinanen7693 5 років тому +7

      Virginia Hoffman Go watch Marco Pierre-White then 🤣

    • @khaho1756
      @khaho1756 5 років тому +79

      nah its 100% personality and 100% cooking

    • @RunningLemonStudios
      @RunningLemonStudios 5 років тому +7

      Only if you consider “loud” a personality

    • @Adventure-Spark
      @Adventure-Spark 5 років тому +4

      Let's see some of your videos then?

    • @JuelZ925
      @JuelZ925 5 років тому +5

      His cooking skills are madly good

  • @Rudiok
    @Rudiok 5 років тому +383

    "Just enough mayonnaise to hold it together" >>throws 3 cups of mayo into 1 cup of slaw

    • @GundamReviver
      @GundamReviver 5 років тому +3

      Which neatly explains the girth of the average American :D

    • @Sony187ful
      @Sony187ful 5 років тому +8

      This guy hates mayo. What a fucking loser.

    • @AudibleVisibIe
      @AudibleVisibIe 5 років тому +25

      @@GundamReviver but hes Canadian...

    • @sushirice6751
      @sushirice6751 5 років тому +1

      @wouter sikkema He’s Canada, and happy with life something you don’t have

    • @klamdert945
      @klamdert945 5 років тому

      Dont eyeball shit in a recipe bud.

  • @jurassicsushi
    @jurassicsushi 8 років тому +74

    Ending is Fucking Priceless! hahaha
    another great episode by #Munchies @Munchies

    • @sakarisikari7
      @sakarisikari7 8 років тому +16

      This isn't twitter you know..

    • @jurassicsushi
      @jurassicsushi 8 років тому +8

      DGSGCEO Thanks Capt' Obvious, but i have my comments linked to it and they will show up on there to them by adding in their twitter account. You're welcome for today's lesson.

    • @chriscr21
      @chriscr21 8 років тому +1

      Yeah the Ending was needless Liberal Garbage man ... Liberals always want to over politicize everything. I have been cooking since I was 8, and I don't want the Food Industry invaded by Liberals or Conservatives ..

    • @chriscr21
      @chriscr21 8 років тому

      ommar365
      Why is it you liberals always Deny deny deny .. Shouldn't that tactic only be a Conservative one

    • @gabrielnito6606
      @gabrielnito6606 8 років тому +2

      Yeah dude, he was about to throw that chip at the camera too but was like, 'Nah this sh*ts too good'

  • @davidstevens3120
    @davidstevens3120 4 роки тому +30

    "clam claws, clam claws, clam!"
    "what am I even saying?"
    lol

  • @BasedNozz
    @BasedNozz 8 років тому +548

    Vegans are going to love this one 👌🏼

    • @Luke.hello.
      @Luke.hello. 8 років тому +62

      spoiler alert: lobsters die

    • @bigmoneysteppa
      @bigmoneysteppa 8 років тому

      and fuckbois like you will. because your dumb as fuck.

    • @caitfox394
      @caitfox394 8 років тому +17

      no vegans to be seen anywhere, this guy: vegans amirite?

    • @noizybubble1
      @noizybubble1 8 років тому +5

      +steppa money it's you're not your

    • @guitarguru210
      @guitarguru210 8 років тому

      yep, the "non ethical" killing of sea bugs.

  • @vRyqn
    @vRyqn 8 років тому +9

    Only clicked on this for Matty, honestly if matty had his own channel, im sure id be one of his millions of subs!

  • @xbranykavala
    @xbranykavala 8 років тому +1765

    Did he just said:'this is a realy tasty poop?'

    • @SSDavyS
      @SSDavyS 8 років тому +17

      he did! oO OO oO OooO O OOO if he easts lobster poop what wouldn't he eat? oO

    • @xbranykavala
      @xbranykavala 8 років тому

      Nobody!
      down know mate

    • @jfkfjh6156
      @jfkfjh6156 8 років тому

      It's not poop

    • @selenegallio3697
      @selenegallio3697 8 років тому

      michalis papa q

    • @percymiller4570
      @percymiller4570 8 років тому +17

      +Jfkfj h It is poop. Crawfish and shrimp also have the “vein" in them. However, it's safe to eat it as its been boiled.

  • @shellyboggs9093
    @shellyboggs9093 5 років тому +11

    I love him so much, he cracks me up and can cook too. What more could a 4F want?

  • @Marcus-hz3rx
    @Marcus-hz3rx 6 років тому +505

    This is jack black when he starts his own cooking show

    • @hiimemily
      @hiimemily 5 років тому +1

      Jables already has a gaming channel, can you imagine if he did food shit too?

    • @justpettet3506
      @justpettet3506 5 років тому +2

      jack is a fucking loser compared to matty

    • @venividivici4253
      @venividivici4253 5 років тому

      @@justpettet3506 .

    • @TheKitchenSpirit
      @TheKitchenSpirit 5 років тому +3

      @@justpettet3506 you have the right to be wrong, jack black can be enjoyable (i.e: tenacious D, and some of his movies) I don't think he's good on his own. Much like Mike Myers

    • @starlalynn8032
      @starlalynn8032 4 роки тому

      Not really comparable...

  • @afraidrt
    @afraidrt 7 років тому +6

    Matty is one of the most knowledgeable chef I have ever known on UA-cam. I followed his recipes many times and my food was fucking awesome.

  • @navadeepsharma6709
    @navadeepsharma6709 8 років тому +2157

    I loved the way he ended it.

  • @matthill5214
    @matthill5214 2 роки тому +1

    Love that you mention NB in this video!

  • @BigSho0ter
    @BigSho0ter 6 років тому +352

    I’m cooked as shit and I’ve probably watched this 8 times. Not tonight. Like over a year span. No like yeah a year. Matt I love you baby but you need to make more content so I can trip again cause I wanna binge a series. God bless. Jk I love you daddy gimme lobster fingerling

    • @bryanlee6130
      @bryanlee6130 6 років тому +1

      Troy R. Lol

    • @BigSho0ter
      @BigSho0ter 6 років тому +23

      Thanks for the support viewers just as fried as the last time I reported I’m watching the video again. I know sloppy me. Godspeed

    • @luscalovvlad6102
      @luscalovvlad6102 6 років тому +13

      You re more baked than that roll my dude

    • @Auscancook
      @Auscancook 6 років тому +10

      I laughed too much at the “No like yeah a year”

    • @brentblack2605
      @brentblack2605 6 років тому +3

      Bro im also cooked rn having the same experience you’ve explained it perfectly and i love you also the way he flinched from dropping it in the water was hilarious

  • @rq2757
    @rq2757 8 років тому +27

    That ending killed me. Matty is the greatest.

    • @nikooooo7661
      @nikooooo7661 Рік тому

      Bet you wish you had Donald back now bud.

    • @megaravanger
      @megaravanger Рік тому +3

      @@nikooooo7661 I can't think of a single person I know who wishes Donald was still president LOL

    • @redwind18o
      @redwind18o Рік тому

      @@megaravanger except all retards like you who voted for pedo Biden now bitching about gas prices and shit next time don’t vote for an old decrepit piece of shit like Biden retards like you are the reason America is fucked currently and why everything is so expensive

    • @megaravanger
      @megaravanger Рік тому +1

      @@redwind18o on the contrary, I'm a non-voting felon who rides the train every day, good try though brother 8)

  • @bessyisyourbestieforever3164
    @bessyisyourbestieforever3164 8 років тому +4

    Man Matty Matheson and Eddie Huang are the funniest and best chefs on vice 🙌🙌🙌

  • @elliotta5645
    @elliotta5645 4 роки тому +3

    7:20 “So we’ve let the temperature come back to temperature, temperature, temperature”🤣Matty is freaking amazing haha

  • @LewisHamilt0n
    @LewisHamilt0n 6 років тому +818

    No lobsters were hurt in the production of this video

    • @badred3955
      @badred3955 6 років тому +16

      George 189 true but there murder not hurt, that's a different thing

    • @trevorc3063
      @trevorc3063 6 років тому +9

      That's a fucking lie. False advertising. You are fake news. Don't get PETA fucking started.

    • @capturesofcharlie
      @capturesofcharlie 6 років тому +8

      George 189 vagetarians: TRIGGERED!!!!!!

    • @capturesofcharlie
      @capturesofcharlie 6 років тому

      😂

    • @Gyrostatics
      @Gyrostatics 6 років тому +4

      Cooking a dead lobsters cause make a person sick after it’s consumed

  • @notenoughsoup
    @notenoughsoup 8 років тому +93

    everything about this video from the beginning to the trump bashing (minus the shit eating) is why i love Matty Matheson

    • @lebronjames3957
      @lebronjames3957 8 років тому +14

      trump >>>>>> hillary

    • @Thisisahandle701
      @Thisisahandle701 8 років тому +5

      Trump isn't better than Hillary in terms of releasing his tax returns. Methinks Trump doesn't want people to know the extent of his lying regarding; donations, net worth, how much he pays workers or how much tax he pays. Bit shady for a candidate who considers himself a "truth-teller".

    • @lebronjames3957
      @lebronjames3957 8 років тому +3

      Kasbian Vaulks trump >>>>>> hillary

    • @Thisisahandle701
      @Thisisahandle701 8 років тому

      Superkai 64
      Kasbian Vaulks >>>>>> Superkai 64

    • @lebronjames3957
      @lebronjames3957 8 років тому +3

      Kasbian Vaulks lol youre so fuckin gay i bet you kiss girls

  • @JJ721999
    @JJ721999 7 років тому +343

    "I'm just gonna put enough mayonnaise in here to hold it together"
    *Makes fucking mayonnaise soup with cabbage in it

    • @jodu7264
      @jodu7264 7 років тому +1

      Nacho libre

    • @izatkm100
      @izatkm100 6 років тому +2

      That's coleslaw ma dude

    • @jlyb96
      @jlyb96 6 років тому

      I can't stop laughing.

    • @rbocaj2239
      @rbocaj2239 6 років тому

      Josh Jennings exactly and I dont get this red cabbage slaw shit. I mostly do the slaw only with red cabbage cuz it colours the mayo and creates that sexy light purple-ish colour that looks amazing. I dont know what is that a minus for him.

    • @DeathBringer769
      @DeathBringer769 6 років тому +1

      You just discovering coleslaw or something...?

  • @MsTilly
    @MsTilly 4 роки тому +49

    The ending was my fav 🤣🤣🤣

  • @philzrad
    @philzrad 8 років тому +210

    Matty looks like he's been losing a little bit of weight!

    • @fatonya9135
      @fatonya9135 8 років тому

      ikr

    • @Ericggz
      @Ericggz 8 років тому +10

      Yea When hell freezes over

    • @pnukka
      @pnukka 8 років тому +13

      And his tattoo's are slowly crawling up his head.

    • @AustinKay
      @AustinKay 8 років тому +5

      He has a hot wife, that's strong motivation. Matty is beautiful though regardless haha

    • @Schodboyblves
      @Schodboyblves 8 років тому +1

      Didn't he have a heart thing a couple years ago and he said he had to lose weight?

  • @syr01234
    @syr01234 8 років тому +4

    MATTY YOU'RE BACK!!!

  • @Alex-ub7tk
    @Alex-ub7tk 8 років тому +471

    MORE MATTY!! (LESS ACTION BRONSON)

    • @qubexez
      @qubexez 8 років тому +13

      Action just has to do more coocking....

    • @jrstar805
      @jrstar805 8 років тому +8

      F*ck!!! This is a FACT!!

    • @qubexez
      @qubexez 8 років тому +2

      Haha on point

    • @Isoroku1983
      @Isoroku1983 8 років тому +9

      I agree, Matty is ten times better and more entertaining than Bronson

    • @Alex-ub7tk
      @Alex-ub7tk 8 років тому +11

      Action is a douche. and he can't even cook.

  • @chrisfraser72
    @chrisfraser72 4 роки тому

    Form nova scotia. And this kicked ass. Matty's the best.

  • @ssvnormandy96
    @ssvnormandy96 8 років тому +23

    I see my boy Matty, I like

  • @pikminhero
    @pikminhero 5 років тому +10

    I love how Jon’s only human interaction is to close his eyes and throw his head back

  • @sbauman11
    @sbauman11 5 років тому +12

    the last 10 seconds of the video are the best

    • @mathewhosier1663
      @mathewhosier1663 5 років тому

      Typical libtard sjw

    • @zakari7-one-1
      @zakari7-one-1 5 років тому

      too bad his input did jack shit to alter the election results

  • @amanhasnoname8130
    @amanhasnoname8130 5 років тому +4

    Matty is awesome! BRING BACK HIS SHOW!!

  • @iamnotacriminal
    @iamnotacriminal 8 років тому +110

    lol when he said the poop tract I died a little🤐

    • @brebenscv8734
      @brebenscv8734 8 років тому +8

      How about "Tasty Poop"?!?!?! lol Best Line Eva......

    • @copher1990
      @copher1990 8 років тому +6

      tract*

    • @NipponStiqqyPaint
      @NipponStiqqyPaint 8 років тому

      Ever*

    • @slyc00p29
      @slyc00p29 8 років тому

      i pooped a little

    • @302big5
      @302big5 8 років тому

      died is actually past tense which he was speaking in so he was actually correct.

  • @pilon3683
    @pilon3683 4 роки тому +14

    “That’s for daddy” 😂

  • @Khangdodo
    @Khangdodo 8 років тому +643

    bone apple teeth

  • @buddyfoster6698
    @buddyfoster6698 4 роки тому +18

    Omfg I’m choking from laughing at that last few sec of the video. That made me so fucking happy

    • @RsKnDR0991
      @RsKnDR0991 3 роки тому

      I just watched the video, then I looked at the date of the video...LOL xD

    • @redwind18o
      @redwind18o 5 місяців тому

      Thanks for ruining the country with all the illegals now 🙌 bet you’re super happy

  • @ALBERTEINSTEIN777
    @ALBERTEINSTEIN777 7 років тому +507

    I WANT THIS GUY TO GO HEAD TO HEAD WITH ACTION BRONSON. COOK OFF !!

    • @thisisyaren
      @thisisyaren 6 років тому +18

      go head to head with gordon ramsay that would be better

    • @taylorfausett177
      @taylorfausett177 6 років тому +1

      They are friends and they hang out.

    • @MrReeseisawesome
      @MrReeseisawesome 6 років тому +22

      Why because they're both fat?

    • @brick313
      @brick313 6 років тому +62

      Action Bronson can't hold a candle to this guy. This guy cooks, Bronson just gets baked and eats

    • @Natashajb
      @Natashajb 6 років тому +1

      Seen as food is all opinion based.... i dont see how it can be fairly judged

  • @nicoleism3
    @nicoleism3 5 років тому +18

    This dude is my spirit animal I’m crying 😭😭😂🙌🏻 8:54

  • @ScipioWasHere
    @ScipioWasHere 8 років тому +97

    Wow he didn't even kill it first. Hate seeing vegetables in pain.

  • @noahdefrancisco2911
    @noahdefrancisco2911 4 роки тому +1

    Matty Matheson and Stairway to Heaven at 2:00 a.m. on a Saturday morning... doesn't get much better than that if ya ask me.

  • @thatonepimp69
    @thatonepimp69 5 років тому +9

    1:47 when they say the dog doesn't bite so u go to pet it and it snaps at you 😂

  • @aks9736
    @aks9736 5 років тому +19

    ''when u cut yourself its ok cause everyone does it''😂

  • @beef6958
    @beef6958 4 роки тому +12

    Had my big ol' greasy hand in there and you guys are gonna be like aaaaAaAaAaAAAAAAAAA 😩😩😩

  • @maluse227
    @maluse227 5 років тому +6

    jts nice to see such positive canadian representation in cooking finally.

    • @maluse227
      @maluse227 4 роки тому

      @NEGUS MBARKA i mean a good representation of all the other cooks ive worked with.

  • @dereknueveuno
    @dereknueveuno 8 років тому +6

    Get Matty and Bronson together!

  • @coccnballtorturey1875
    @coccnballtorturey1875 7 років тому +234

    its funny how he puts the lobster to sleep and then it cuts to the lobster being brutally murderd

    • @joefreyalmazan
      @joefreyalmazan 6 років тому +3

      IGirgi What's funny about that though? Its normal around the world

    • @nikvogt90
      @nikvogt90 6 років тому +8

      Kyle Almazan shut up can't u see it's funny?

    • @Twist911x
      @Twist911x 6 років тому

      You have to kill them to eat them.

    • @hoodrich511
      @hoodrich511 6 років тому

      Dont worry igirgi the lobster is alive it just looked like he killed it

    • @jontoronto2272
      @jontoronto2272 5 років тому

      Brutally? Kaayyyyyyyyy

  • @YouFrAGit
    @YouFrAGit 6 років тому +4

    I love this guy's personality!

  • @elizabethhazel2012
    @elizabethhazel2012 5 років тому

    So pretty much a Maine Lobster Roll. All hail lobsters and old bay! I had a Grampy too! Except he taught me to fillet at the age of 9 on a boat in the bay of Maine. Love this life!

  • @TheNikoavella123
    @TheNikoavella123 5 років тому +298

    "Thats a really tasty poop" 3:10

    • @venomsnakesupremacy
      @venomsnakesupremacy 5 років тому +14

      it IS, though. crustacean shit tastes really good.

    • @smokendsleep722
      @smokendsleep722 5 років тому +44

      I almost threw up he ate the shit of something that eats shit off the ocean floor

    • @lemuellittleman5878
      @lemuellittleman5878 5 років тому +1

      Real shit crab butter lol is bombski.

    • @DivineSpat
      @DivineSpat 5 років тому +7

      KILLER-BEAN MuthaFucka yo crab and lobster shit is really good tho. But in order to truly like it you have had to have lived next to the ocean since you were born

    • @lemuellittleman5878
      @lemuellittleman5878 5 років тому +4

      @@DivineSpat I actually appreciate it and was born in Flagstaff Arizona far from the ocean so What U say holds no substance or weight it's all a personal preference and a preference of taste

  • @greymoon5124
    @greymoon5124 5 років тому +155

    Led Zeppelin,Jimmy Page,the other guys,Roger Waters...😂😂😂

  • @awesomejackify3333
    @awesomejackify3333 8 років тому +41

    Didn't even kill the lobster before cooking

    • @thekinghash
      @thekinghash 8 років тому +8

      dumbfuck all lobsters are killed and cooked like that lol

    • @EdUnleashed1
      @EdUnleashed1 8 років тому +23

      No they aren't, they can be killed humanely first and then cooked

    • @iored
      @iored 8 років тому +17

      There is no humane way to kill a lobster because they have no pain receptors. Also, killing them before putting them in the water isn't as fresh. I'm pretty sure it even ruins that part of the lobster.

    • @therougechipmunk8058
      @therougechipmunk8058 8 років тому +15

      hippys and there stupid kill them humanely nonsense, do animals kill other animals humanely? no they all get eat alive and ripped apart til dead

    • @EdUnleashed1
      @EdUnleashed1 8 років тому +5

      There's no humane way to kill anything, but I'd rather have a clean blow than to be boiled alive... And apparently it's not to do with the freshness, just the texture

  • @tastycheesebooger
    @tastycheesebooger 4 роки тому +3

    8:54 John: I'm from Maine, it's where lobster's from
    Matty: wa it's from the f@cking ocean my dude
    John: n@gga wot

  • @Furthermore26
    @Furthermore26 8 років тому +4

    Love that ending =)

  • @MrJared93
    @MrJared93 8 років тому +393

    Did he seriously just eat lobster shit??

    • @Drupp12
      @Drupp12 8 років тому +72

      yup and I eat crab shit it tastes like mustard

    • @fizalex6612
      @fizalex6612 8 років тому +2

      Jared Kilby that's the best part.

    • @fizalex6612
      @fizalex6612 8 років тому +102

      dantemike1 why do people need to bring politics into EVERYTHING. Jesus you can't watch a video to do with anything without someone mentioning Hilary or Trump

    • @johnriddell71
      @johnriddell71 8 років тому +57

      dantemike1 Always intrigued to see how long it takes a political argument to devolve into fuck-yous

    • @leonscott543
      @leonscott543 7 років тому +4

      proof 80 people are not real seafood heads

  • @andrewwillmore3501
    @andrewwillmore3501 5 років тому +31

    Dude. You are an inspiration. Fantastic content, recipes always on point. Commentary speaks to technique that helps with other dishes. I am a huge fan :) Keep the amazing content coming!

  • @GenaroMontalvo-hc9wb
    @GenaroMontalvo-hc9wb Рік тому

    i fell in love with this guy. im happy for him. great job!

  • @marylinzavala3071
    @marylinzavala3071 4 роки тому +3

    Love this guy 😂😂 “ I love you grampy” 🥺

  • @DaphneXXOXXO
    @DaphneXXOXXO 8 років тому +8

    "it's from the fucking ocean, my dude"

  • @McClain1345
    @McClain1345 2 роки тому +3

    MAtty and Faridahs energy in these videos are uncanny. Love this channel. Wish you two great chefs much success in happiness in the culinary world 🙌🏽🙏🏽

  • @666gnarlsbad
    @666gnarlsbad 4 роки тому

    I wish he was chill like this in his videos these days.

  • @nicolasnacolas29
    @nicolasnacolas29 3 роки тому +4

    “So maybe put stairway to heaven on.... again”😂😂😂😂

  • @ceo.n1773
    @ceo.n1773 5 років тому +5

    6:05 I can’t tell you how much I felt that 😭

  • @ninjaslash52_98
    @ninjaslash52_98 5 років тому +6

    “Sorry bud” top 10 anime betrayals

  • @shawnkhan6348
    @shawnkhan6348 4 роки тому

    Love you Matty!!

  • @colevickery9758
    @colevickery9758 6 років тому +103

    OH MY GOSH HE JUST SLURPED THAT POOP AND SAID IT WAS TASTY

    • @UnklSam39
      @UnklSam39 6 років тому +2

      That may be the only time you'll hear anyone say "That's some tastey poop."

    • @101100111
      @101100111 5 років тому

      @tebytorozo it was faked. They used ice cream for the shit parts. The vomit was half real vomit and half filler fluid

    • @daywalker3068
      @daywalker3068 5 років тому +4

      @@101100111 They still vomited in each others mouths soo 🤷

    • @idkstudios4412
      @idkstudios4412 5 років тому +1

      SHACOBES123 what?

    • @SHACOBES123
      @SHACOBES123 5 років тому

      @@idkstudios4412 sup mommy jeans

  • @PNL_King
    @PNL_King 5 років тому +8

    This looks insanely tasty.

  • @keno4770
    @keno4770 5 років тому +12

    I just watched 34 Matty Matheson videos in a row....
    I have found Jesus

    • @oqeeey696
      @oqeeey696 5 років тому

      I clicked every videos appear in my home with matty's cooking xd

    • @condo2minium
      @condo2minium 5 років тому

      same here, mate!

  • @LumberingJuggernaut
    @LumberingJuggernaut 3 роки тому

    Matty petting the lobster is mood.

  • @tobifritz1989
    @tobifritz1989 8 років тому +46

    the best lobster meke every

    • @tobifritz1989
      @tobifritz1989 8 років тому +8

      sorry my english is not the best. i`m from Germany

    • @myosotis8856
      @myosotis8856 7 років тому +5

      I'm from the Philippines but i think my English is good. You don't really have to be American or British to be good in English.

    • @Dogatem
      @Dogatem 7 років тому

      that best lobeter makk IT agane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@@@@@@@ i like it

  • @tiberiuskirk739
    @tiberiuskirk739 5 років тому +19

    That last part! 😂😂😂

    • @vitamindevil-g3250
      @vitamindevil-g3250 4 роки тому +2

      Don't know how many people clicked away to another vid before the last 5 seconds 😂

    • @davidnarain8783
      @davidnarain8783 4 роки тому

      Matty’s stock went up with that statement! 👍

  • @Rileyhaines123
    @Rileyhaines123 6 років тому +12

    This was sooo entertaining!

  • @maylisburns8978
    @maylisburns8978 4 роки тому +1

    I love this chef’s personality