Palutena's Silly Guidance (Super Smash Bros Ultimate)
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- Опубліковано 9 лют 2025
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Twitter: / introspecktive
Stream: / introspecktive
Like the video to get roasted by Viridi
Part 2 coming soon!
viridi owes me a spicy roast now
Even though Virdi is a friend of Pits, but she can be a bitch
When???? Yay
IntroSpecktive hell yea my dude
You must do all snake codec Easter eggs for all characters now!
>Advertised as helpful tips
>Basically just little humor segments
Classic Kid Icarus. I love it.
>Pitoo
@Komrade Egg WOAH THAT'S EDGY
1,000th like!
I love kid icarus
@Komrade Egg Damn dude, be careful! You might cut yourself on that edge.
Can't wait to see her guidance for Steve.
Pit: "Lady Palutena, what is that?"
Palutena: "Honestly, Pit, I am as fucking clueless as you are right now."
It’s the only guidance where the reused DLC dialogue makes sense.
@@josephtpg7329 It does but I wish Nintendo put some actual effort tho
@@rockpastacrab6429 you mean sora?
Kid Icarus Uprising is just full of the characters roasting each other. Also, yeah Palutena's guidance doesn't really help you with fighting at all. It's pretty much just for banter.
The guidance is funny sometimes but it pales sooooo hard compared to the dialogue in Uprising, so definitely play it if you like the comedy here
like so intro sees ffs
Barlos Palutena guides you to laughs.
@@emblemblade9245 oh yeah, the guidances feel like the direct to DVD movie sequels from Disney. Same people, same concept, but the original is far better.
@@uhmuh7484 codec was better
Pit: “Leaving victory up to luck doesn’t seem like the best strategy”
Hero mains: ...
"Noo you can't just win by being lucky!"
" heehee RNG go _GAME!_ "
Joey Wheeler would like to know your location
@@nellewoodruff6337 Joey "What do you mean turning my entire deck into a glorified dice roll is stupid" Wheeler?
I’m about to Snooze then Thwack at 30%
Assist trophies
L doesn’t stand for winner or loser...
L stands for LEGEND
It stands for Luigi
R/woooosh
@@xrstbtgrb I meant that as a joke. I forgot about the context.
Oh whoops my bad. Sorry.
@@xrstbtgrb It's cool. I would've said the same thing.
Palutena: insults peach tossing radishes
Also palutena: lost a fight to sentient vegetables
First time?
Pathetic
What?
Watch the kid icarus “anime” on UA-cam you will understand (this is in fact official as it was aired on the 3DS and nowhere else
@@maxwellmegagamer8535 there was a short where Paultena got in a fight with vegetables
@@averagesplatoonperson OHHHHH the anime thing... forgot that that existed
When the crowd cheers for Dark Pit
They chant “Pitoo”
wait really
The disrespect😂
Hey it's *PITOO*
And when both Pit and Dark Pit are getting cheers for ending a long war some guy will probaly say"LETS DO A HIP-HIP OHA FOR OUR SAVIOURS" then the crowd:"ALL HAIL PIT AND PITTO HIP-HIP OHA!"
Dark Pit:QUIT CALLING ME THAT!
@@IndianaBones027 pit2
“Is that Dark Samus?!”
*_”I DON’T KNOW, PALUTENA. AREN’T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE TEACHING US??”_*
no palutena that’s the ice cream truck.
@@userextremepower4066 does she have vanilla? :O
No it's Samustoo.
*THAT'S DOUBLE THE FUCKING METROID*
9:17
"I hear she has a great sense of humor."
Literally from FE: Awakening's roster description of Lucina:
"Has the dryest sense of humor in the army."
-that was probably Viridi's point tho.-
Patchouli Knowledge nice
Haha sarcasm go brrrrrr
Even Viridi knows how pointless it is to escape Bayonetta’s wrath.
"just wiggle around a little bit"
Pit: I'm losing against Bayonetta!
Viridi: Just SDI.
She's actually been nerfed pretty hard
"Oh wow! It's Charizard! Just look at those majestic wings!"
This is the biggest insult to Pit and he doesn't even realize it
"Hey, look! Marth dyed his hair red!"
I'm sorry, but I laughed *WAY* more than I probably should have
Samurai yes my favorite video game developer
@@Name_man they really aren't
Galaxy Brains do you mean Mashimo Soccer guy.
It's funny because all the fire emblem characters are just Marth clones with extra abilities
We have
Fire Marth
Female Marth
Magic Marth male and female
Marth on steroids
Dragon Marth
Other Marth with nothing special
And plain out vanilla Marth
Otherwise known as
Roy
Lucina
Robin
Ike
Corrin
Chrom and
Marth
@@milesandrews6711 and we also have male and female marth 2.0
Hmmmm Falco... let me just grab some brea-
“HANDS OFF MY BREAD!!!!!!”
hands off my giant pness
@Snekcharmer personally, he prefers the air, but I don't know where in the air he is, so...
*"WHERE YOU AT?!?!?!?!?!"*
1- Pick Palutena’s temple
2- Choose Pit
3- Press down taunt really really rrrrrreeeaaalllllyyyyyyy fast
Trolly Troll thank god I mained Luigi in smash 4
press down taunt for 2 frames
or 0,033s
Wait, what happens? Or am I an idiot?
Cyber Silver it starts these scenes. Also yes
@@sovietmuffin501 lmao
Ice Climbers: Banned for Illegal teaming.
Rosalina & Luma: ...
Slavery doesn’t count as teaming though.
Duck Hunt Trio:....
Actually The Ice Climbers Didn't Get Their Place In Smash 4 Because The 3ds Cannot Handle 8 Player Smash
@@nicoyoyoanimator5995 Literally.
Banjo & Kazooie: Yahya!
PTSD
P: Pit
T: Tries
S: Self
D: Destructing
Lol
Another variation.
LMTR
L: Little
M: Mac
T: Tries
R: Recovering
@WarriorZ he really doesn't
@WarriorZ is this a joke?
D: dark pit
T: tries
K: killing
P: Pit
3:20 You're right, he can evade his taxes like no other
Sammy The Seal some say that’s what he’s best at
He doesn't have to when he's *the collector*
@@gerardo.b3026 "pretends to"
This really made me laugh. Usually I expect that from an IntroSpecktive video but I realized this is all coming straight from the madman himself
Illegal teaming
Ahem
*Duck Hunt, Rosalina & Luma, Corrin and Chrom*
U mean lucina
Blockyleader Footman dude he meant *Robin and Chrom*
Dont forget joker
Sir Joker why joker? Because of Morgana? Because his persona isn’t technically another entity, rather himself manifested into a persona.
@@memperkasaya2078 his final smash all out attack
You've heard of the Smash Roster.
Now get ready for the Smash Roaster.
I guess you could say....
Viridi’s a NATURAL AT ROASTING.
Ok I’ll stop.
@@aidenbar511 boo, get off the stage
O boi, Can't wait for *SpRiTe CrAnBeRrY* guidance
Pit: Whats sprite cranberry?
Palutena: THE ANSWER IS CLEAR
*sigh* I hate this meeeeeeme
Viridi : IT'S THE THIRSTIEST TIME OF THE YEAR
Palutena Guidance.
A guide to jokes and roasts
And a guide to introspective's salt
9:02 Pit, play fire emblem 1, he doesn’t have pants in that game.
Pants are fake
Pants are an illusion and so is death
“Get a load of my high class here”
"Get a load of my thighs here!"
*Together we ride plays*
Goddess waifu hitting us up with that Harvard level knowledge
I shouldnt laugh so much at that
Then, why she doesn't teach pit how to read?
Pit has the attention span of goldfish
@@Sama-mf5ys Understandable
Have a ROTTEN DAY
@@youtubewanderer3347 XD thanks broski. Fr though, pit isn't the sharpest tool in the shed, it's what makes him so charming
That's Isabelle. She has bells on her head. That's why she Isabelle
You had no idea how long i paused, and stared really really hard on the screen after that line from palutena.. almost 8 minutes straight
That's the Palutena's Guidance for Isabelle.... I'm not even kidding.
Oh.
She Isabelle.
Also, Isabelle’s head is shaped like a bell!
4:49
*Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming...*
Hey now your an all-star getcha game on, go playyyyy
@@Thecursedone2 get ur game on get paid
@@mav621 all that glitters is gold
@@hazzesanimations8212 only shooting stars break the mold
Pit: “I’m sure that L stands for winner.
Intro: What are you a f***ing Luigi main?
Me: no he just doesn’t know how to read
Holy shit man. This is by far my favorite video from you. That for real made laugh so hard. PART 2 PLEASE
Hahaha that's exactly what I wanted to say 😂
I think he should try a Kid Icarus: Uprising play through. It might suit his style if he does it right.
like making video(s) of it I mean... wait shit it's 3ds. hard to capture the footage.
dddmemaybe Swearing wasn’t necessary!
Slugterra Master! This introspective it’s fine
Same
Just wait until they say "edge guarding".
They do! They even reference SDI!
Ikr
NO FUCKING WAY
If I hear word of techs I will write a love letter to Sakurai.
Also "if you get caught in one of her combos just wiggle around or something"
You know, I'd like to see Pit stand up for himself against Palutena and Viridi just once. We've already seen in KI: U that Pit could probably kill them both if he wanted to
he hasn't even come close to beating either of them
palutena was being possessed by the chaos kin and pit beat that
he only ever beat gods with divine weapons and in ki:u medusa was just made up of a bunch of souls
Well if he did, he would complete the checklist of how he's an Nintendo Kratos
It would be cool if the next KI game had Pit (and maybe dark pit too) rebelling against the gods, and then maybe viridi and/or palutena as a final boss. Like above said, NIntendo's god of war would be so cool
Gaming Sensei well I don't think so because
A) Pit's an idiot
B) Pit always relies on Palutena, without her, he's nothing
C) there is nothing that would make Pit go against the Gods
In GoW, Kratos hates the gods because the gods either try to kill him or force Kratos to kills his relatives, making Kratos a broken man who sees the gods to who they truly are and sworn vengeance to the gods for what they did, getting Pit to hate gods would be difficult, sure Pit gets bossed around, being told to be part of dangerous thing or end up in deadly traps, but he doesn't mind that, and there isn't anything that could break him
@@WeavileGuy Didn't he beat Thanatos and Pandora without divine weapons?
"For the rest of this channel's history, we will call dark pit pitto, just to piss him off." Then proceeds to never call him that again.
good man
@@XeronBlarg pittoo
If Sans was in Smash, Palutena would have a bad time
Something went wrong in translation
@YYomaa STFU
Wait, I saw you in-
And-
You’re everywhere
When Ness dies, sans will be a playable fighter.
Fuck Everybody in this comment section!!!!
Dark Pit hates being called Pittoo? Well then that sucks because his crowd chant (when you are in the lead) chant "Pittoo! Pittoo!"
It only fuels his anger
@@atomicranks2371 new rage mechanic
Camophlo The crowd chant doesn't happen when you're in the lead, it happens when you're at high %.
@@cullenhutchison6528 Oh well then now I know because I thought it was in the lead
@@hectorcollazo1963 he was a villain, but only for like 1 chapter, afterwards he becomes an antihero.
Everybody main Pichu so that the next smash has only Pichu in it.
No
Everyone main pirrannah plant
2:35 woah Just found out the guy in the legend of Zelda is named Zelda! Thank you
I’m gonna win evo now
In the Japanese version, Viridi says how Pit's name isn't Palutena because only Palutena's name is present in the Japanese title for Kid Icarus.
mmm yeah, just gimme some of that delicious falco fried chicken
Ffc
For fuck cake
With barbequed angel wings
Kentucky Fried Falco
Hands off my prey!
7:53
pit is the only cinnamon roll we need
we dont need hi- wait if not for him I wouldn't exist uh we need him
Palutena: "You've got an opponent who's good at almost everything!"
Pit: "Yeah... Except for dressing himself."
Said the guy wearing nothing but a white cloth and booty shorts
Cute Icon
They think his sense of style is bad, wait until they see his disadvantage state.
Ok. The bootie shorts killed it for me
But- he looks so cute...
The alternate timeline:
"Right away Zelda! Here's a cinnamon roll!"
"Thanks, Pit! Wanna go out?"
"Uh, sure!"
*pit tells a bad joke*
*zelda leaves him
Pit:*crys in corner*
the alternate alternate timeline
“Here’s a cinnamon roll zelda”
“when did I ask for a cinnamon roll”
“uuuuuuuhhhhh”
“I’ll take it though”
“zelda then gets sealed for one hundred years with a cinnamon roll”
Press F for pit
@@notadog8662 the alternate alternates alternate ending
“Here’s a cinnamon roll Zelda”
Zelda: “I’m sorry, I’m not aware who you are, could I get you-
Link:( runs in yelling and he and pit have a fight, this leads to a duel and the beginning of palutenas reveal.)
@Lando Lastname: and in the last time line ganon is pits man of honer
Pit: DO A BARREL ROLL
Intro: I'm really sorry fox, you deserve better. You really truly did.
**Plays Ad**
Gasp
Pk thunder lmfao
Lol
Ness MotherBound backthrow
Ness MotherBound pk fire
10:34 the current state of the fire emblem fandom
Hahahahhaa
First Name Last Name as well as the Pokémon fandom if you think about it
Dude we have the same name
First Name Last Name That's hot.
lmao
4:55 well he never learned how to read
9:17
If you look at Lucina’s character bio in Awakening, her footnote states “The least likely to get a joke”, so that’s honestly really neat and it shows how much attention was put in this game.
*Local Zard Main Nuts over Zards Majestic Wings*
11:43 And that's the line of someone who hasn't played Kid Icarus: Uprising!
10:24 was the biggest roast of them all ;-;
What? It is red marth after all.
11:06
Pit: Leaving victory up to luck doesn't seem like the best strategy.
Hero: *laughs in down B*
Viridi has 0 chill. even after recruiting Pittoo
Just wait for Lucas, then it will go into the negatives
Viridi
Bitchyness:100
Brattyness:100
Chill:0
seen it already, but yeah
“Verbal 3 stock”
Yeah sounds like a regular week for Pit
*I N F O R M A T I O N O V E R L O A D .*
*_OH NO_*
Pit- “Leaving Victory up to luck doesn’t seem like the best strategy”
Hero- “Hold my beer”
MG&W: Hold on to mine as well
Btw guys if you want to unlock Palutena's guidance in case it doesn't work, press the + button. The bottom line and then use your finger nails to press so it is quicker. If you are using it on the switch the taunt button is on the left controller and the circle button near the bottom
you don't need to explain that.
he literally says it in the video.
YBom06 YT also is down tunt not +
Yeah, im probably no help... Just wanted to give a tip so it is a little bit easier...
@@chispychisp1690 i didn't specifically say it was + button.
i said they explain it in the vid. and they do. and there they say it's down *taunt* not the plus button or what ever the 'tunt' button is.
Thx I gave you ur 100 like btw
13:56 *replace peanuts by nuts*
*_not when they are pelting you in the face_*
IDK, still sounds pretty good to me
Oh, Pit! What *WON'T* you do for a snack?
I dunno, hed probably do anything if that snack was Falco!
What is this
9:21"Please Pit, spare us from your material" Don't know why but that line made me laugh waay too hard
Did it *crack you up*
@@IndianaBones027 oh God hahaha
Japanese Humans: *make Pokémon*
Viridi: I WILL NEVER FORGIVE THE JAPANESE
JoJo reference
Joseph Viridi
Time to send an A-bomb then!
I guess Diddy Kong has a 100-0 matchup against **ANY HUMAN** Thanks Palutena
ooga booga
He's faster and stronger, but not smarter.
Didn't know sakurai had a dark sense of humour
A dark samus type of humor
@SaidThe _Man21 You mean Sam black home?
A dark pittoo sense of humor
That's what happens when blinking is your longest nap)
I mean, when you think about it it makes sense. He's that type of guy.
Metroid is a Samus and you play as him.
Samus is a girl
And you play as him.
SupaHot
Oh ya! Thanks for reminding me.
Hisham Husin
Try raising your hands to catch the joke
r/whooosh
“There’s nothing natural about Yoshi”
Bruh, have you heard of seahorses
Yes Thank you, finally someone pointed it out.
Male Seahorses gives birth, not lay eggs.
Birdo is worse. Still not sure what to make of that one
@@ricekrispies1917 Isn't birdo actually a guy as well?
@@mrgears3045 Yeah. I think the character was originally transgender and now it's technichally gender neutral
"do a barrel roll"
*physical cringe*
(visible confusion)
@@ElectrikStatik900 UWA
TORIYAH!
TAY
COME ON!
@Snekcharmer nah it fits fox cuz fuck him
I don’t get it
@@dragoni1873 you fuckin idiot have you ever played starfox 64
1:08 Izuku Midoriya, what are you doing here?
Dr Whammo diku
Deku*
No diku is better
I'm so confused? Can someone explain.
@@joshua8461 he sounds/probably is the voice actor of deku from the anime 'my hero academia.'
Just a thing about Sheik... Just remember that Zelda is a powerful sorceress. That disguise most likely includes more than just clothes.
I doubt it comes with a dong though
@@milesandrews6711
It does come with a reduction in chest size, though, so we know that Zelda's able to alter her body shape to at least that degree.
@@VestedUTuber It is very easy to reduce chest size with just clothing.
@@g.masterlordoftheg-force4770
True, but I don't see that working with Sheik's skintight outfit, at least with the versions that lack an external chest wrap.
“Why is it smaller fighters are always fast?”
“You’ll understand when you grow up Pit.”
Oh sakurai, this is a kids game...
I don’t understand. Isn’t it because they have less weight to carry?
I believe so
@@daffyfable1983 because old people are less mobile and able than younger people
1. What’s the joke
2. Please, this game is clearly intended for older people
@@BillyWiccanHex its a penis joke smaller "fighters" are "faster" and finish first while "large fighters" last longer. That or its a joke about how dudes with small penises pump faster to compensate. Its just a joke and my own interpretation dont get mad and dont worry having a smaller penis isnt a bad thing
She literally just tells you to SDI against Bayo
Palutena fanart where she's being assaulted by a hentai carrot monster
No
5:58
Hell yes.
yes and no
When it’s not even fan art, it’s an official Nintendo thing from those KI shorts.
Can't wait to see the info on *PIraNha plAnT*
Did somebody say-
PiRANHa PLaNTs ???
мɛlɑռɨɨ .-. Oh no...
Viridi knows her toothy bois more than I do
69th like lmao
Plant plant plant plant plant plant plant plant plant plant plant plant plant plant plant plant plant plant plant plant plant plant plant plant
"That's just her remnants of her glory 'something.'"
"And Sans."
*Game Theory theme intensifies*
"Too bad about that unfortunate L on his forehead"
"I'm-I'm...I'm sure that stands for 'winner' "
i love that reference
What does it reference?
Gamemaster 101 All Star by smash mouth maybe?
I wish Pit said 'legend' even if it meant losing that reference!
Mario and Wario: *!*
Kid Icarus characters: The kings and queens of roasting
Hey pittoo
14:07 or if that snack was Zelda ;D
Thank you, I was waiting for that.
Get your mind out of the gutter
Pit would eat that snack for breakfast, lunch, dinner and dessert.
10:20 he doesn't even know mewtwo's history xd
Awww, you missed the “Pikapit” comment from the Pokémon Trainer.
Kid Icarus Uprising went fuckin wild with their dialogue. Love that game. Also yeah Pit’s suppose to be super blunt 😆 literally his star KO is “I NEVER LEARNED HOW TO READ!”
Yeah, I hope there will be a new Kid Icarus for switch.
My hilight from uprising were the fourth wall breaks.
Pit radiates UwU energy
Marlon Oswald sadly sakurai said a sequel or port of uprising is unlikey :( at least right now. Gamexplain did a video on it a couple days ago if you wanna know more hopefully the series comes back later on though.
Ikr he's so cute 🥰
4:58 when you text your roblox girlfriend and your uncle's phone vibrates
7:44
This is the absolute proof that Pit is a simp.
"Is that *moan* princess zelda" sounds like pit
Who even is Dark Pit? The only Kid Icarus characters that I'm aware of are Pit, Palutena, and Pitoo. Is Dark Pit some sort of DLC or something?
Pittoo is Dark Pit. He's not a DLC character
@@champthephantomthief793 The largest *r/whoosh* is now awarded to you. Congrats!
@@champthephantomthief793 it's a joke
@Garison DeCrick R.I.P Me. Lol jk
WHEEZE
She... Viridi was talking about Pit. She was calling him a puffball.
He's joking
Insert r/woosh joke here
3:11 Yoshi get back hear and pay your taxes
Are you an Smg4 fan too
Fox:*Confidently stands In front of Pit ready for an indepth analysis*
Pit:dO A BArrElL RoLl
You would do anything for a snack..... YEAH IF THAT SNACK WAS FALCO
Still waiting for a new icarus game....
Same.....
I'd even be happy with a port of uprising to the switch but I'm pretty sure that's wishful thinking
i want to believe with you, but Sakurai said Uprising was the end of them, Sora disbanded as-well. here's to the next decade friend
@@jamesbennett959 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@@jamesbennett959 By Sora do you mean that sora is not going to be smash or Kingdom Heart disbanded
Don't worry it will be here in 349 years
The closest thing to cinema sins we will get on this channel.
Minus the sin counter
Pit’s fantasy: A romantic dinner date with Zelda where he orders Falco
Lmao
I started laugh-crying halfway through because it's too beatiful...
“the L stands for winner” is a reference to Mario Odyssey
Hutch2Much No it isn’t. That line was in the smash 4 also.
Alisethera _then i guess the line in Super Mario Odyssey was a reference to Sm4sh_
No, no, no. The "L" stands for "Legend."
What about Shrek?
@@longthornhenderson331 Was that suppose to be an insult?
Wait...are you telling me that the villager is closer to being an adult than Roy? Technically all the villagers are adults
11:28 pit fights pit in a game that has pit from the creator of pit.
*congratulations you just played your self*
I'd personally say that the odds are quite... p i t t e d ...against him. Sorry I shall leave now
Man that joke was odd i might PITy it
All of you are *pitiful*
@@wolfie4560 these jokes are so dumb i could go to the hosPITal
Careful, you might fall into the Pits of Doom!
13:52 "Is he stronger than John cena?" Just got me bursting out laughing I couldn't stop laughing for about 5 minutes no joke XD
HAHAHA 😂😂😂
Pit: I’m sure that stands for winner.
Also Pit: I never learned how to read!
10:40 *I KNEW HE WOULD MAKE THAT JOKE I'M LAUGHING SO HARD* 😂😂😂
5:00 _"...that's just the remnants of for glory salt... and Sans"_ is the best line I've ever heard
7:40 Pit "Game Theory" Icarus
5:46 I never heard call someone thicc in such seriousness until now
I love these types of videos so much
“what are you captain falcon”
yo don’t diss my jump to falcon punch combo like that.
I somehow enjoy this more than Snake Codecs or the Starfox easter egg
BlackGreninja1 I definitely love it being a Kid Icarus Uprising fan
Palutena Best Waifu
Zelda wants to know you're loca...
"Door knock" *FBI OPEN UP*
Yaaki
you spelled rosalina wrong
waifu27 zelda*
Palutena is best girl
Viridi*
Shrek**
Sorrynotsorry
@ItzOcelot550 She's immortal actually. At least a few thousand of years old.
@ItzOcelot550 Don't lewd the loli
@@gabcard2767 that "but she's thousands of years old" (even if she acts like a spoiled child) is just an excuse to include pedobait material freely and make the pedos who like it not feel like they are.
Man, the intro to this video hypes it up so much. Overall this video is hilarious.