Can't Get Serious With Women @Hodgetwins
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- Опубліковано 18 вер 2024
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Keith and Kevin Hodge, aka the Hodgetwins, are famously known for their comedic commentary, regarding politics, fitness tips, and relationship advice across their several UA-cam channels!
"you can't count your eggs, before they hatch" -Kevin Hodge 2016
Prudent concept
Ya can't count ya CHICKENS! Before them BITCHES HATCH..
Cracking da fugg up!!!
😂😂😂
that's how the saying goes you can't count your eggs before they hatch😂
Lol 3:12 Kevin made Keith contemplate his whole fucking life
LMAO YES
lol his face was priceless
He's having some serious flashbacks.
They did a couple of conceptual double takes, not to mention explore some new ones with the whole "circle of fucking" paradox....>_
He was thinking about life
all kinds of bills about to be paid....
Yeah.
Hahaha!!
all kindzzzzz....
yep
Rofl!
" I GOT IT!!!!!" - Lord Kevin 2016
I swear half the video is them tryna get an idiom correct
Looool its true
that was funniest part, im pretty sure the saying goes "don't count your eggs before you bust all kindz of nutz"
+aefbsaegwseg Lastef Keith seems a bit smarter, lol
@aefbsaegwseg Lastef
For someone so smart you haven't realized you're watching their video's and not the other way around...also you might be on your period in case that slipped pass as well. ;)
hahhahahaha so true
Tries to get advice and gets roasted
+Aly 1329 Amen
Boy get yo old didnt run the ball when you're at the 1 yard line head ass
Lmao!!
You can't count your eggs before they chickens...
+Roble Mohmed wat does that mean
it means the egg always comes before the chicken
+DarKool81 thought it was because not all eggs hatch into chickens.
+karma's a bitch it means Keep Yourself Safe
***** you can't count your ducks eggs before they sold by Mike O'Tren
Cant count your chickens before them bitches hatch - Kevin 2016
its funny when they always say "wife will see this shit" but they never edit it out :D
Lol this has got to be the most uncut channel on UA-cam!...and they are parents!.unbelievable!
shut up BITCH
hater
I look forward to the endings 😂😂😂😂
+Gwizboe Honorable look like he creampies his levis at the end huh?
3:28-3:38 How I get through life.
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
LMFAO. Fuck it
I GOT IT!!!!
LMFAO
I'm so done😂😂
I love the way Kevin quickly and sincerely apologizes when he realizes he does something wrong or says something bad. I also love to see Keith being serious and surprising us with something funny like at the end..hilarious!! I don't get tired of watching!! :)
DAMMN..!
This video was raw, unfiltered, uncut, unedited, uncensored and uncircumcised...
"You caint count yah eggs befoe day hatch"
that egg part had me dying 😂😂
Kevin had me dying💀😂😂😂
ALL OF THIS IS JUST ADVICE
Do WHAT EVER THE FUCK YOU WANNA DO!
Professional advise
@@Laidbackcee ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Like getting advice from Beavis and Butthead.
Infatuation and love are two different things.
'' he gonna double up on the nuttin' ''... man that cracked me up
best idea came to me just now...these 2 shld make a radiostation, and reserve at least a daily hour where they take live calls and hear their relationship problem, then they answer after...that sit would be hilarious :D
I just skipped to the end man
Same, that outro is awesome
getting boring now
lol! thought I was the only one.
+Allkindzz 8xxxD I read that in Kevin's voice 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
"Sucking down yo intestines like fucking top ramen" Alright guys I'm officially dead lmfao
You said it right
@6:10 "Man what kind of man are you?!" Lol Keith went dead in. Lol
Back again with the iPhone!!!
you can't count you're eggs before they hatch. That is fucking correct
Your*
+MrAnthrax owned
no, can't count your chick's before they hatch
You CAN count your eggs before they hatch. You CAN'T count your chickens before they hatch! They are still eggs some of them probably won't hatch.
I GOT ITTTTTTTT!!!!!
Keith's lip smacking faces make me LMAO everytime. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Keep lip smacking it Kevin.. Hilarious..
Thank you hodge twins, this applied to my current situation 😌
I wonder if they would be saying the same thing if one of their kids ask them the same questions?
to their sons, yes.
1:04 his face wtf lol
"He gowna double up on the nut" !!!😂😂😂
Whatever you do , don't post anti-outro comments , the true fans waited enough for them to start doing something crazy again , don't make em go back to boring outros .Thank you.
its "you can't count your chickens before they hatch" damnit kevin
lmao
this had me rolling 😂😂😂😂
"august suckin" -Keith Hodge 2016
i actually wanna go to the standup place just to see them fuck up LOL
Show is SOLD OUT!
"You cant count your chickens before them bitches hatch!!!" Kevin Hodge 2016 put that on a shirt $$$$$
*First 30 seconds of the video* Finding Dory and Mr. Ed 💀💀💀
#CreamPieCrew
lmao
Aall KiNDs of creampie action
I laugh so hard when they struggle over expressions because I always had a hard time remembering expressions. Chickens before they hatch, not eggs, ,😂😂
The one on the rights face at 1:05😂😂 funniest thing ever. I've been subscribed for almost a year and still can't tell them apart😂
the way they look at eachother is INSANE
I hate when people "99.9% of relationships end in a Trainwreck" that's BS
lol fr, I fucks with the Twins but this shit Keith keeps telling is getting old and yup, 99.9% lmao that's a huge fucking perecent. I would understand if like 80 but lol 99.9, mayne you keep hinting your Mexican wife that you're gonna leave the nuts haning out of some teen's sugars walls and get a divorce with that kind of story xD
RikardJy 😂
+RikardJy they exaggerate almost everything this isnt a fucking channel based on factual statistics. So I dont see why ur making a big deal about that. Either fucking way its a large number of relationships that end in "trainwrecks" or breakups. If 50% of all marriages end in divorces can u imagine how many relationships in total end with breakups?
JoeRoyal not making it a big deal I'm just saying😅👐
RikardJy lol
You can't count your chickens before your eggs hatch hahaha
In the beginning i love how yall just looked at each other and then smirked at the same time. Twintelepathy.
Bruh wtf is Keith talkin about with the lion?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Can't count your chickens before they hatch. lol
Man what the hell is this new outro lol keith lookin INSANE out here!!!
99.9% of relationships end in a fucking trainwreck.
-Lord Kevin
YOU CANT COUNT YOUR CHICKENS BEFORE THEY HATCH GODDAMN
Massive brain fart at 3:30
the out-tro is the best lmao
Don't put all your eggs in one basket lol
hahahaah "Cover your Tracks"
The wife is going to see this! LOL!
Finally he noticed it was Keith doing the suckin lmfaooo
The Circle of Fuckin' by The Hodge Twins
you cant count your chickens before they hatch LOL
I don't know why that reminded me of "Dexter's Laboratory" (4:00)😆😂😆😂
Lol u can tell wen they think a question is so dumb lol they jus troll you haha
Keith's lookin' ALL KINDDZZ of badass in that thumbnail...
hahahahah i hope this tipps can help that guy hahahahha
"I GOT IT"😂😂
That possession joint at the end always have me dying laughing yo...Lmao!
3:07-4:01... literally me sitting in my anatomy and physiology class trying to figure out what the professor is talking about
Don't put all your eggs in one basket hahahaha
HAHAHAHA. WAS TYPING HAHA
All kindz of HAHA... Allll kiiiindz
1:04 😂tolerance shame😅😅😅
it time to celebrate one more time
Keith fucking scared me in the ending 😂😂
LOL Keven has that ASMR ear sucking action going
Yes I love the twins they are great entertainers. They have cheered me up while I was at home for a couple years to sick to do anything. I'm doing much better now my illness is under control but I still enjoy watching them from time to time. They are decent men with families. What they do is their job and they do it very well. They are very smart and intelligent. They are actors playing a role. I'm sure they don't care about who dislike them or talks about them as long as those coins keep coming in. If u don't like them don't watch them. As for me I'm gonna keep on watching. Keep it moving twins F the haters and thanks for the laughs.
This is the best video you ever posted.
great point.
"August suck it" 😂😂 8:36
The first 13 secs of the video. 😅😂
As funny as they are, their advice is getting better and better they know there shit.
Lmao Kevin you almost had it !
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I FUCKING LOVE THAT ENDING.
Destraught? 😂😂😂
trying to get over a 5 year break up... shit sucks man.
Yeah mayn!
Keiths disappointment when Kevin was chatting about eggs
lol
GAHTT damn...that first 40secs of the video had me dyin
"Double up on the cream pie" Kevin hodge 2016....😂😂😂😂
Dear Hodge twins, I live in the UK and I would lobe to come to your improv. But I cant afford to come to America. By the way your vids are funny as hell, especially the "aaahhh" endings : D
kelvins excitement....I GOT IT!!! hahah i'm cheese
"You just fcking" "All this love bs", I luv these guys videos they are spot on.
I'ma laugh too when she breaks up with you first! LOL
Even if it's just sex, just make sure you treat each other well, that's all. Just treat each other with respect, enjoy each other's company, and be a friend to each other while you're FWB. No need to go hurting each other's feelings or turning on each other or trying to hurt each other. Just enjoy each other and keep living.
This is Great advice very true
kieth smacking now 😂😂
1:04 Watch Keiths face lmfaoooooooo
I can't watch it till the end because of that scary part. I have to cut it off 1min earlier...
You can't count ya eggs before they hatch LMAO
LOOOOOOOOOL WTF IS THAT SAYING HE MADE UP LOOOOOOOOOL IM DEAD
Lmao at the end
water melone 😂😂😂
Had to turn my volume down cause of all that moist action in the beginning lol
Bruhhhhhh that intro had me dead for an hour 😂😂😂😂😂