Dating With No Money @Hodgetwins
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- Опубліковано 17 вер 2024
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Keith and Kevin Hodge, aka the Hodgetwins, are famously known for their comedic commentary, regarding politics, fitness tips, and relationship advice across their several UA-cam channels!
If the twins corrected your sentence, you know you've messed up.
lmao
Alright let's get serious on this.
W
true, true
W lol
Take a shot everytime Keith says, "lets get serious on this".
i will die then..
Alright guys, let's get serious on this.
Fuck bro I actually tried to but I had to tap mid video😂
Les gesrus onis
My funeral is this week
guy who sent email: My girlfriend makes more money and is older, how do I maintain a healthy relationship with such gap?
Hodgetwins: Make her a chicken salad sandwich...with crunchy bread.
omg lol exactly
Don't forget that watermelon
This comment made me laugh so much
lolololllol
xD
This was the longest 99 cent store commercial I've ever seen
🤣
"Don't blame that shit on me; you were just a horrible shoplifter". LMAO
😂😂😂😂😂😂
i died
Funny thing is that they used to be shoplifting polices or something lol.
Loss Prevention you idiot.... "shoplifting polices" - Fucking done.
Wilson Yh mr.obvious i know..... They probaply weren't too good at shoplifting prevention with that mindset tho.
Who dafuk is buying 99 cent condoms?!?! Hell you might as well roll the dice with saran wrap lol
😂😂😂😂
I smashed a bitch with a ziplock bag before.
+Blade Brown congrats
Leo Messi Thank you
+Blade Brown did it feel good man?
All this dude wanted is to figure out how to date the girl without spending too much money
and yet all they give him is recipe for chicken salad sandwitch. I just love this ht
This shit funny asf
Guy: I recently 'meet' this girl
Twins: Get ya shit together boy!!
Guy: This is emasculating
Twins: Wtf that shit mean??
lmaooo
exactly what I was thinking 😂😂😂
Yo this nigga look like the Jordan crying face. 😂😂
it's CRYNIN bitch!
+fuckgoogleplus lmao stop
Chicken salad sandwiches 😂😂😂😂💀💀
wearing headphones. was not paying atention and those drums at the end scared the fuck outta me omg
Bro same thing happened to me LOL I thought someone was banging on my fuckin house
SAME HERE!!!!! I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO THE ENDING BUT DID NOT EXPECT IT TO HAPPEN AT THAT MOMENT LOL
+FaZe Pepe me too. I thought some one shot a gun lol
The sad thing is, I read your comment so was expecting it. Then forgot when he started talking about chicken salad sandwiches and it scared the fk outta me still lol
even though I saw this comment beforehand, it still scared the fuck outta me
The solution given: Make sandwiches, bring watermelon. LMAO.
Not tacos though.
+Valentine Thompson just the pink ones ;)
fish tacos 🐟 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
and shop at the 99 cents store
chicken sandwiches and watermelon loll
in conclusion: go to the 99 cent store
don't forget the chicken salad sandwiches 😂😂😂
Thans Dixon and some crispy watermelon lmfao
And most importantly, don't stay out in the sun too long or you'll get heatstroke in this bitch. Find some shade.
macklemore shit it was 99 cent .
Let's get serious on this
All kinds of notifications......all kinds
Same
with the nuts hanging out
+gbotzworld with the charger hanging out
All kinds?
How do I email these dudes I have a question what is the email
This video was actually really humble. I appreciated that!
+Michael Scofield 😂
Michael Scofield The Hodgetwins don't answer normal people's emails...besides I already know everything :l
+Michael Scofield when's the new prison break series starting ?
+LDN Wheels 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Just curious are you the one who asked the question
Keith is in a really good mood in this one. Guess the preworkout finally wore off.
probably cause they got they damn gym equipment in
High as shit lol
The hodgetwins should do some comedy shit at some improv place, would be dope.
Man i wish they would come to like the brea improv or something like that but I doubt they ever heard of it.
+College P Yeah or the Irvine improv.
+luigiisthewinner Yeah I really want them to come to the Orange County area.
Yeah maybe around August good weather.
+Kevin Pacheco yea man on a Wednesday too maybe on the 3rd thats would be amazin
This was an advice video, cooking video, budget shopping video, and an advertisement all in one.
Kevin sound like he shop like Julius from everybody hate Chris.
*hates chris
😂😂😂😂 god damn man I'm fucking crying. Nigga cheap as fuck
+FreshPrince lol bruh, this nigga said he got condoms from the 99 cent store, I bet you that was fruit roll up plastic
+FrOsTyBlUe102 Nah, he was on some Tommy Davidson from Booty call. He just used some Glad Wrap lmao
+Allkindzz 8xxxD 😂
Take her on a Pokemon Go date bruh
Took over 2 gyms today!
+Caligamer707 nice
Awesome idea!!
+Caligamer707 What team are you, bro?
Oh my god 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
I pee on the side of the bowl to make less noise
me 2
Say word I thought I was the only one
I just piss my pants to make no noise
Alex Ayala might wanna wash those clothes
@Adrian GS
Nigga. Be original.
This video should've been titled "What kind of Sandwiches Do Women Like?"
"poo" shampoo 😂😂😂
lmaooooooo hilarious
lol he said that as soon as I read your comment
He said that shit sounded good??? Poo shampoo😂😂😂
hahah only he would buy that
+Tiffanyfit I know right😂😂😂
if your buying condoms at the 99 cent store you might as well make your own condom at home lmfao! use the left over sandwich plastic wrap and wrap it up! that's how real entrepreneurs save money! :'D
BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
lol
you a fool Nigga lol
Savage
Might as well use some pig intestine for a condom xD
Anyone else craving for some chicken salad sandwiches and some crunchy ass watermelone?
ME!!!
Watermelon🤣😂🤣😂🤣
HOLY SHIT i actually jumped in my seat when the end beat came on lol
Tim O'Neill same! Lmao
Same with a heart attack
Same
lmfao i feel dumb af i was laying in bed and watching this with headphone on and when the drums started playing at the end my freaking heart dropped i got so damn scared lol😂😂😂
Skipped to 19 seconds into the video cause I'm tired of that Irvine bullshit
who cares
Lmfaooooooooo
i ain't going
All kyn kyn kyn kynzzzzzzzzzz
So would you like your medal posted or should we just build you a f*cking monument of some sort??>_
Keith had me dying every time he lost it at "Chicken salad sandwiches" lol
The ending gets me every time 😂😂😂
This promoting of their stand up going to keep going for over half a month? Lmao
Even after 😂😂
+Jw Anderson 😂
Just prepare yourself for the 8 four show in Irvine California. Link in the description box.
+College P lmao, you just couldn't resist could ya
2 years and counting
Hodgetwins please make a video tutorial of the chicken salad sandwich plz
with some rabbit gravy
+Jonathan Lankford and some buttermilk biscuits on the side
And a nice tall glass of lemonade
ide also lie to see how they sneak that shit in the theatre, lol.
lmfao
Where do they sell a CAN of Chicken?!
Walmart or like any grocery store. Its like tuna and its usually really good cuz its been sittin in those juices.
all kindz uh seasoninz
Any grocery store you’d be surprised and they sell ready to go tuna also for like 1$ a packet y’all should go search
"Let's get serious on this" My boy said it 8 times😂
"poo shampoo" "I said man this shit sounds good" HAHA THE PUNS
hey guys im going to be visting orange county, california around august 3rd, anybody know good places to visit?
Irvine is the shittiest most boring place in the world but Out of all that shit the Irvine spectrum is probably the best place to go if you wanna have a good time it has a lot of different places to eat and to just relax at.
I dunno, but if I were to guess I'm thinking you should check out the Irvine Improv on the actual date of August 3rd..
whoosh
I am from The OC. Depends on what you are into. There is Laguna Beach, Huntington Beach. If you like playing pool, Big Shots in Lake Forest is cool. Then there is The Spectrum which has a Dave and Busters and a Yard House. North County gets a bit ghetto in comparison to South County, but there is The Grove and The Block. Check to see if the Angels play and catch a ball game. Don't listen to the haters. We ain't LA but there is stuff to do in The OC.
+Boots Malone true that. we got all kindz of thang to do
Lol! I just stumbled across this page a moment ago (looking for dating tips aka ask youtube) and I'm 9 seconds into this video...Laughing my ass off 😂😂 Where have you been all life! I'm feeling lucky👌 subscribed immediately Thanks you 2!
All kinds of Broke, All Kindzz lol
"Poo," on the shampoo bottle. Hahahaha. I am dying. I bought a $0.99 pregnancy test. It worked. No joke. Save $$$ and shop at the $0.99 store.
how do u know it worked 👀
no thanks. everything i buy from there has been faulty as fuck! I even bought candles from there and they smelled like plastic
+steven roman after 9 months no baby came out maybe
Then you need a new .99 cents store. My store is BOMB!
+joycelyne addo lol
This the funniest hodgetwins video 😂😂 2020 I'm still watching it 😂😂
I wish I knew where their stand up show was going to be
Orange county California, specifically Irvine...
@6:11-6:32 Keith's laugh is so contagious, I'm crying😂😂
3:49 "poo shampoo. i said man this shit sounds good"
Why does the ending always catch me off guard lol
you are so fucked up
Anyone know where they're going to be on August 3rd?
I'm hoping they would be in the Irvine Improv in cali, but they would never do that.
At the motherfucking improv i get so fucking happy hearing them say that shit in every god damn video, the next thing is they gonna start emailing us the fucking info incase we forgot
+Hamoody955150 5150 lol xD
+Hamoody955150 5150 XDDD
Nope. I've watched all their videos and haven't heard a SINGLE thing about it
Dating with no money? No such thing.
lol keep thinking that
tell them Madden kings sitting on the couch why the female goes 2 work
+Swaggdocta23 There is a difference between dating a woman and, frankly, taking advantage of her. I'm not talking a good cat with pure (if not somewhat pure) intentions or a dude going through a rough patch while babygirl holds him up for a minute, I'm talking about these Madden kings of which you speak. That is no good bro.
+theBearJewel I'm sorry you deal with such shallow bitches lol
DeathBringer9216 Keep on the positive side bro. No need to go to a negative place.
Perhaps you are responding to my unamended comment, to which I provide clarity, so that my statement may be more clearly understood. If you feel the same way -- hey, why not?
9:02 I'm like in my headphones thinking WTF IS HAPPENING? RAPTURE?!
Note to self ... Bring Chicken Salad Sandwiches, Watermelon and those 99cent condoms ... Hella Of a Night Out ...
As a lady I had to come in and say that watermelon does make me wet....😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
wtf weirdo
me toooo! :D
It doesn't make her a weirdo when two agree! which makes you one lonely weirdo yourself bro!
I bet flava flav turns you on as well...you got some good head on your shoulders...yea good head
Dirty bitch
Be sweet, sincere and let her know how important she is to you. Once y'all become serious and in a real relationship, she might be willing to work while you attend school and work one part time job. In a few years everything will be smoooooth sailing for both of you guys financially and romantically!
what is it with you women and your single tracked minds??
+Thomas Barnfield wtf are u talking about? The man basically stated he really likes this woman. He didn't say he only wanted to cream pie! What is it with men giving a damn about me saying this chick might be willing to be there for him if he's a good man?
+cocobunnynikki1 Well why don't you and pretty much every other woman consider talking about how to respect your men and make them happy??!! I am sick of it always being about you as if the entire universe is revolving around women!! Damn that female ego is cancer
+Thomas Barnfield my comment wasn't self-centered. You aren't making sense. There is no female ego on my behalf. Pick a battle worth fighting because this...just isn't it. I said they will grow financially and romantically TOGETHER! How is that egotistical? That's a rhetorical question BTW. I don't care.
+cocobunnynikki1 I think I made myself clear enough lady!! I said stop thinking about what you want in a relationship or how you want to be treated!! You literally said "make her feel how important she is to you"!! That's something that I'd rather see women work on (not men) since you're all so hooked up to the 'I need no man' slogan
Lol that poo shampoo story had me dying😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂 this video really has me crying but it was actually good advice lol too funny
Kevin had me in fucking tears in this one.. Lmao!!
Its simple man, just take her to a restaurant. While you done eatn, you tell het you gotta go to the toilet and then you sneak out the restaurant.
With your advice he will be alone forever
I FUCKIN ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK AT THE END THERE!!! SCARED THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF ME!!! LMAO
As soon as Keith started laughing at the sandwiches you already know they was bullshiting this advice 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is my all time favourite hodge twins video 😆
When they break into laughter when Keith said him and his wife used to go places and walk around 😆
Lol these guys are hilarious
LOL !! This is the best one ever ! 0.99 cent store condemns ? Damnnnnnn !
4:43 They get serious on this
God damn 9:04 fucking scared the fuck out of me LOLLLL fucking thought a damn earthquake was cruising through my work and shit ahahahahahah
IF you are a broke man. Don't date. Don't fuck on the side. Get your shit straight! Get your body and health on track! Women peak at a different age then men. Also Men reach their peak at varying ages. IF on low wages, live with your parents, or rent a room with strict landlord then don't waste your money, time, or energy on women until you hit your peak!! Get your own place and make better money. Women don't want to date you broke! Also dont hate on women! "that just the way it is". -tupac
taking that into consideration
That ending scared me! I'm not used to that, oh my god.
"which could become, making me a bitch" hahhaa
Kevin's face in these outros have me rolling
LESS GET SERIOUS ON DIS
I’m about to spit my food out 😂😂😂
Anyone who's going to their Improv show please record it. It better be hilarious since all they do is promote it in the beginning lol
i have got to stop watching these at work. i literally laughed out loud!
Keith is getting really close now... One of these days he's gonna escape that goddamn demon
Chicken salad lmfao
Hey you in orange county california? Yeah? That's good man. That's reeeal good. You just found yourself one of the funniest comedians on youtube-
FUCK OUT THE WAYYYYYYY
That's real good.
Finally they gave some decent advise that might actually work
ITS GOT SOME MO SHIT ON IT
That Demon won't let you go at the end, even after offering it a "Chicken Sandwich". Lol!!!
date a girl that can cook
This time this intro scared the living hell out of me. Don't try this with over ese headphones 😂😂😂😂
You guys should do a workout video with the Buff Dudes. They're funny and make lots of gains like you guys
Like so they see!
+TheGreatestt NO...
Kevin in the background while demon got Keith 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I never had two people make me laugh so much over chicken salad sandwiches lmao
lmao @ the 99 cent condoms exploding as soon as you stick it in, and all you got left is a ring around the base!
1st grade teacher don't make hella money. she should understand.
The outros always make me jump but this one SCARED THE FUCK OUT OF MEEE!!!
All about those damn chicken salad sammiches !
roflmao!!! at Kevin talking about the 99 cent store stuff
This video was funny as fuck! 😂
4:24 when Keith knows Kevin's trying hard to make him laugh so he just says "Fuck you"
Do you have a 5$ movie night in your town? Lol
All you see is the ring around the base, with the nuts hangin out... LOL
He should sneak in some chicken salad sandwiches at Irvine Improv.
That bass at the end though!
I had my headphones type loud and I was dozing off and that someone was getting aired out, outside of my house during the outro lmfao
Stapppp!! I can't take it 😂😂
gahdamn uploaded 30 seconds ago already 600 comments
mostly just fuck boys saying first
I laughed so hard I cried on this! You're Crazy Funny, LOL!!
All women want is attention and to hear pretty words.
+wilfri castillo lol
+wilfri castillo I call it resources. especially young woman
+wilfri castillo well... depend on da bitch
the woman in this relationship is the breadwinner, I doubt she wants this petty boy's money, Wilfri Castillo
bread and mushroom tip
you guys are fools 😂😂 have me laughing like crazy 😂
Fuken classic when kevins like im getting the fuck out of here on the outro's
"And just like walk around and shit" lmfaooooo
ending scared the fuck out of me i thought i was being raided by swat
7:17 i cant breathe lmao